Nerd³ Plays... Everything - Consciousness Simulator

[@generico366]

Are you telling me you *_don't_* move by rolling forward in 90 degree bursts?

[@ADVxxxxx]

Ikr! Who doesn't?

[@js1675]

Bas van de Kleut Kids these days...

[@gloreaf1850]

I don't. I do 180 degree bursts. I also can't look directly up or down. Please help me

[@theoverseer3982]

i move in 239 degree bursts

[@glorvalmacglorvas171]

I know a guy who moves by 69* bursts

[@howtodrawreallygood]

when you run out of budget on the game you're making before you get to the animations

[@yeethereptileman]

Oliver Age 24 I love your channel!

[@yaboiearrape6225]

Oliver Age 24 ohh shit it's Oliver

[@freddrabble]

Oliver Age 24 you're like my favourite youtube!

[@freddrabble]

Oliver Age 24 r

[@ElijahBagel]

Oliver Age 24 O FUCK IT'S OLIVER

[@Pebopn]

I was nowhere fuckin near ready for that walking animation XD

[@minscandboo9749]

You walk like that?

[@Jeffrey_1001]

Kashief Andrews wait isn't that the way animals move? Ermmm I think I need to see a dokter

[@AgentHax]

Minsc And Boo you don't?

[@minscandboo9749]

AgentHax I would find it difficult to kick evils butt if I did...

[@AgentHax]

Minsc And Boo just get your timing right

[@GeorgeFarren]

I'm waiting for the "Short, fat Czechoslovakian/German Florist who immigrated in the year 2000, only wears red leather and has a penchant for collecting Mongolian artifacts" DLC before I play this. I just wanna see what she does.

[@ondrejsaska3201]

George Farren Czechoslovakia does not exist.

[@mass8175]

Ondřej Saska anymore

[@nootdoot5065]

George Farren sorry, that will be... £500.

[@GeorgeFarren]

£500? What do you think this is? Train Simulator?

[@lachlantaylor1225]

did you just assume their gender?

[@hannahalice1000]

the game where a cow animation is so bad that a bouncing frog is considered a good animation

[@rebellionanduncomfortables3451]

Tbh it isn't bad. It's David O'Reilly.

[@JBG-AjaxzeMedia]

but frogs do bounce...it's kinda what their known for

[@jackhonauer5825]

The cow rolling is not a problem It is a feature

[@ThatGuyHelm]

Calm down, Bethesda

[@April_a26]

"It-it just works"

[@theglitchcounter264]

@@ThatGuyHelm it actually is tho….. it is a reference to something from the creator I believe…

[@s7robin105]

I don't know what you're talking about. This game has some of the best and most majestic animation for animals I haven't seen since red dead redemption

[@PoobisVEVO]

S7Robin I am disturbed yet highly intrigued by your profile pic

[@Idontknowimhigh420]

+constatine the great Fucking normies

[@s7robin105]

The WaffleTaco420 let the battle of neck beards begin

[@Honeybreee]

Source? For... Research purposes... yeah...

[@ryancalton9775]

Oooh boy Mister Meeseeks needs to do some mighty fine research

[@tedioustotoro4885]

"A Universe within a Universe. Am I powering someone's car?" I understood that reference.

[@joshr408]

Tedious Totoro there's no box

[@hyperventalated]

Tedious Totoro Slavery with extra steps

[@lastnamefirstname5546]

NO ONE FUCKING CARES

[@roboaramis]

where does he say that?

[@idunlikestrumpsbecauseimre7664]

Rick and Morty.. My life.

[@nathanielfrancis3233]

this game is actually called 'vsauce simulator 2017'

[@JoeSmith-pp6uy]

Nathaniel Francis digestion begins in the mouth

[@truesoviet64]

Nathaniel Francis do you want my head delivered to your door in a box, but what is a box?

[@legendarylegend7529]

Nathaniel Francis but it isn't though

[@Nameless_Wretch]

Where, are you fingers?

[@aarondixon3312]

Nathaniel Francis HeY VsAUce MIcHaeL HeRe

[@minscandboo9749]

Where are the miniature giant space hamsters? *Squeak!*

[@musiclover70011]

they are busy smiting evil

[@andrewkovnat]

If you're wondering, this game is good because it was made by David O'Reilly. You know, the person who essentially made that Adventure Time episode "Cycle of Life," and the game "Mountain." I don't know a lot about him, but from what I do know, he is _awesome_.

[@Toby704]

I was *NOT EXPECTING THE COW ROLL* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@minscandboo9749]

I thought I was watching a farming simulator...

[@Hendlton]

Yeah, I was like "It'll probably be a 2 frame animation of legs moving forwards and backwards." I laughed my ass off when the cow started rolling.

[@Acc3ssViolation]

Toby Barnwell I was expecting some weird shit but when it just face planted itself vertically into the ground I completely lost it.

[@wolfernater]

Hey Phinneas

[@youtubeguy9862]

Dam it's phinn

[@swiggitymcswooty141]

When describing the games biggest flaw: "It's like Amy Schumer in a room filled with actually funny people." I died when I heard that.

[@MiniMinMins]

I was worried that he would turn into a giant teapot

[@pigeonssuck6943]

I get that Planet Sandbox reference! I think that's the games name, I forget.

[@TheRedneckRoman16]

I find the Cow thing way too funny to be honest. It's stupid and inexcusable but you said it yourself. A glitch or fault that does something random in a game taking itself seriously goes on, it's fucking hilarious. And to me, it is.

[@leestephenson1578]

Salutations my children, are you ready to embrace the power of S M O O T H J A Z Z

[@Vashtorical]

my body is R E A D Y

[@PotatoSully]

yo shaggy this isn't _W E E D_

[@jorbz4903]

WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY DRINK

[@mrmr9420]

Ruh ruh roggy I'm in rouble

[@majintroll4454]

shiiiiiiii..... i got that funk

[@Bigmonongo]

So I bought this game cause it was on sale. Didn't know what it was about *Got high with my friends* Came home, and son..... I entered another level playing this game

[@SnowInApril]

I am proud to have been watching Nerdcubed for 4 - 5 years

[@hollytix2454]

UBER same

[@PaulZeroSolis]

Yo también.

[@ascarymelon779]

cookie?

[@SnowInApril]

Ricky Sanders me too my man

[@OculusOfficial]

I read the web comic before even knowing the channel existed, I remember him having 5k-ish. True vet boys :D

[@chimpaflimp]

But can you play as a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden or the Bolivian Navy on maneuvers in the South Pacific? Also, there is _nothing_ tiny about Amy Schumer.

[@camilryder6455]

No, just a Banana

[@shaun7583]

A Totally Ordinary Aubergine Shut up you smeeeeee, smeeeee heeeeeee

[@samg1496]

Czechoslovakian

[@echenexcetera5702]

I don't know what mean by the mammal animation of moving being horrible, I think it is very realistic and gorgeous

[@walrusking653]

Cory Baxter exactly! I mean, how do you move if not limp bizkit style

[@cyber_dragon_123]

Descends from pollen and becomes a hydrogen atom. *Can still see the pollen*

[@joelhaggis5054]

The fucking cows roll and you're bothered by the scale?

[@ethanbob3480]

I Pissed myself at the cow animation 😂😂😂😂😂

[@richardsantos5981]

"A universe inside a universe, am i powering someone's car?" THE ULTIMATE RICK AND MORTY REFERENCE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

[@peepopalaber]

yeah wow. you got it ... man ... *yawn*

[@tlazo3627]

A Rick and Morty Reference at THIS time of year at THIS time of day in THIS part of the country, all localised entirely in your kitchen. May I see it?

[@muskrat1]

2:38 Birds fly, grass grows, and busta, I hurt people. BONK.

[@Cvrgaming3]

Dan, if you're a lamp post, judging by your Just Cause 3 series, does that mean you are your own greatest enemy?

[@oldssaccount990]

"When you put Amy Schumer in a room full of actually funny people" lol

[@DatFriendlyGuy]

Who let the mass effect andromeda animation team make a game :/ atleast they improved the animations.

[@Cheesemongle]

ag ree

[@zg4705]

"oh looks I'm a flea!" *descends* *cant stop starts playing*

[@ellemsenglish4608]

So I'm going to assume that Nerd³ had a life 2 years ago and never seen "The horse raised by spheres".

[@tnerbtnerb5136]

REAAAALLY should not have been drinking water when the cow roll showed up.

[@thechelonian8079]

I'm done. I'm not a fan anymore. I'm an air conditioner.

[@tiltedtesseract8210]

**vrrrrrrrrrr**

[@venerealmelon]

I'm a vacuum:/

[@NobodyImportant69420]

I on the other hand am a huge fan. Galaxy size, in fact.

[@wizrat117]

I identify as a malteaser

[@SpicyVanilla11]

this video might just be the best ome on the entire internet. it had alan watts (i'm a big fan), hilarious animations, and rick and morty quotes. my insides are tingly with happines

[@zyxe5137]

nerd + game = cow

[@georgebrown399]

Zeflow reference!

[@NashTheEmperor]

George Brown of what

[@svpracer98]

Just cause 3

[@TheTacticalMess]

The walk animations for the animals is amazing. I never knew what I was missing until this game.

[@zacharyroche8821]

I personally love the cow animation 😂

[@unoriginalname4426]

“It’s like Any Schumer in a room of actually funny people” Finally something we agree on.

[@goodfun1399]

Rick made our universe to power his car, our life's mean nothing

[@p0lar15]

I salute your references

[@1111dragosoul]

Bleachie Wouldn't that technically mean the meaning of life is to power Rick's car?

[@watchman_1029]

I also salute, god bless the references and the fact that I get them

[@littelchubbvods]

Bleachie RICK AND MORTYYYYYYY

[@TheShadesOfBlack]

You can always pass the butter.

[@Saluno375]

Man, that Alan Watts segment made my night. Always love to hear those. Also; I N F I N I C O W

[@ChrisAurora]

*Insert "Insane Cow Posse"-joke here*

[@ccmireonthebeat4473]

"Am i powering somebody's car?" Love the Rick & Morty references hahaha

[@AlwaysANemesis]

*THE INFINI-COW*

[@stephenhall9002]

everyone is laughing about the walking animation, but personally I think that this game is beautiful and it really puts thing into perspective about how expansive our fabric of reality and the universe is and how small and unimportant each of us are

[@bl4ckscor3]

Wait, Santa isn't real? Q_Q

[@bl4ckscor3]

Brandon Cain That's a joke, if you haven't guessed it already...

[@ElaborateTiger]

Yeah, it was a great joke, the thought of a world where Santa doesn't exist is so ludicrous. Where would all these video games come from?

[@daminwidi]

ElaborateTiger Am I right!

[@buba4267]

bl4ckscor3 no. He's not. what are you five ???

[@joemcbo6259]

The animation of mammals takes my mind off so many things. Just seeing animals flop around like a wheel just makes me extremely happy

[@hazza_-ig5jz]

Can u do some more houseshoes hotdogs and handgrenades

[@PaulZeroSolis]

You mean "Hotdogs, Horseshoes, and Hand-grenades"?

[@nazeege]

Harrison Green when did houses get shoes?

[@EggNogg]

nah i think you mean handgrenades houseshoes horseshoes and hotdogs

[@diddyread]

did you mean "housegrenades, handshoes and horsedogs"?

[@Phulax.]

DiddyTheDestroyerOfWorlds probably "grenadedogs horsehand & houseshoes"

[@jamesrice2288]

"this game was made by a gibbon!" one of my favourite nerdcubed jokes and and a big throw back.

[@JuliaC-sp5qk]

I want to get into pc gaming, how much ram, what graphics card and all that should I buy?

[@JuliaC-sp5qk]

ok thanks

[@WanderingKumquat]

Darude Sandstorm

[@JuliaC-sp5qk]

???

[@JuliaC-sp5qk]

thanks

[@Spekter2500]

check out this YT Chanel called "BulletBarry", he always talks a lot about these things, I'm sure he'll be a lot of help to you

[@sander2817]

"Am I repairing somebody's car?" Love the occasional Rick and Morty reference. Keep it up Dan!

[@weedsmoke8776]

Loved that rick and morty reference

[@matthesketh8351]

"Am I powering someone's car?" that one cracked me up :')

[@defaultname-wr9sk]

they see me rollin' they hatin'

[@bradmaggi4091]

"I am inside a universe, inside a universe... AM I POWERING SOMEONE's CAR?!?!" Loving Rick and Morty references lmao.

[@jobkroon6712]

This. Shit. In. VR.

[@cheese_man4952]

You wouldn't last 5 seconds as a cow

[@Magiccc]

the cow roll is adorably funny i love it

[@hasrock36]

SANTA ISN'T REAL????

[@Colamania]

I was 100% not ready for that cow to faceplant the grass. That is superb.

[@Sleigee_Plays_Games]

I knew god was a cow I just knew it!!!

[@Jazz_Boye_Jambo]

"I'm now inside a universe, inside another universe... am I powering somebody's car?" Fucking great reference.

[@cheesecord5876]

Rolling around at the speed of sound

[@Welshy]

The island has better animation than the cows

[@kevinator5807]

Bark

[@glorvalmacglorvas171]

Bork.

[@bgdelta3129]

bork

[@sammyferns5073]

Kevinator birk

[@hammyjammies]

OOOOAAAAAA BIG DOG

[@jacobjohnson6384]

Kevinator smeeple!

[@lukejpoole8022]

The idea of this game actually blows my mind, too bad the price of a PS4 would blow my wallet.

[@Bastian0930]

Woah, here one second after!

[@Mortis-ej5ln]

"A universe inside a universe. AM I POWERING SOMEBODYS CAR?" Nice.

[@cobalttj6356]

Is this drugs?

[@codyiscul7559]

David Glossop no it's... everything

[@cobalttj6356]

HolY FuCK

[@synchronizedelbow5702]

Particle: Majestic, sprawling, component exploding infinitely. Pollen: Floating nectar from budding blossoms. Acorn: Rolling seed in search of fertile ground. Cow: *THUNK*

[@AsexTwin]

I don't understand anything Dan says in this video

[@cityuser]

Get civilised

[@hiyayakk0]

Profile pic checks out.

[@thelittleatari9664]

I nearly died from a coughing fit... from laughing so much at this. Thankyou! ♥️

[@stardom2029]

yo

[@phenomanII]

I've been feeling seriously down in the dumps recently, for several days, but that fucking animation made me cry laughing! You just helped it by talking about it so seriously, it made it completely unexpected... And you as a cow rolling past a goat just chilling with his upside-down friend made me pause the video and just laugh for several minutes :D //And it literally has a blinking and breathing animation as well! Oh my god, my sides are exploding :D

[@baronnivek4934]

I hope you're doing better today!

[@Wishbonejoe]

35 seconds!

[@thatoneweirdo5940]

I want just six hours straight of Dan playing this. Give. Now. Go. Dan. Record.

[@nicholas2198]

soon as the cow tipped forward I nearly choked laughing, shit was not expecting that, I was expecting some qwop style movement not that haha

[@Pr0ud2beMeyQ]

He narrates this like Jeremy Clarkson narrates his top gear sequences and I love it

[@ncrcourier5643]

I've been watching nerdcubed for 6 years but he is getting funnier each year

[@dodgeefps3530]

I love how he mentions rick and morty "I am now a universe inside a universe,wait am i powering somebodys car?"

[@zariafro]

"am I powering someone's car?" I knew I had to like after that.

[@mattwolfeius]

I am definitely going to get this game in the future the fact that you can play as the particles and even a Higgs Boson is amazing

[@foggy2090]

I watched this vid when it came out and since then I have watched rick and Morty and now I get the references

[@williammays779]

"Let's go into a universe inside of a universe. Am I powering someone's car?" I get the reference.

[@ozone20rulez]

The dance at the end was awesome. Those buildings made my day.

[@gamelover1231]

"am i repairing somebody's car?" rick and morty references

[@trblase]

I can't stop laughing at the movement animation. How can you even speak through this?! I'm dying!! 🤣

[@sm1le4booth8]

"Am I powering somebody's car?" Ayyyyyyy Rick and Morty Reference

[@maddiemcshinee]

Obsidian doesn't crystallize like that.. that looks more like quarts crystals

[@eddiekynard7627]

"I in a universe inside a universe, AM I POWERING SOMEBODY'S CAR!" Rick and Morty ref. 😂

[@titaniumsouls]

The Rick and Morty reference made my day. The universe inside of a universe. Good job, good job.

[@joshbarber3931]

Very few KZbinrs make me laugh out loud. You are one of the KZbinrs​ that can make me do that.

[@the_nerd5976]

does anyone else want Dan to upload a video with the same thumb nail and description, but it's Dan playing everything he owns simultaneously?

[@ragequit13]

Having watched a bunch of buildings do the make a baby building dance, I am now scarred for life. Thanks for that.

[@benjamindavidson8348]

"A universe, in a universe? Am I powering someones car?!" Love that Rick and Morty reference

[@darkaidenalex3551]

i love this game and its so relaxing to see and hear apart from the "walk" animation

[@SoulSurivor]

_Plays random NerdCubed video_ _Hears Alan Watts_ *WAIT WHAT?!*

[@Dovahkiir96]

when the buildings turned to look at him i almost died of laughter

[@Notice_me_dan]

"Am I powering somebody's car?" I get that rick and morty joke

[@elroyscout]

Not sure what’s funnier, the annimations of the fact Nerd Cubed of all people can be completely deadpan to it

[@FranciumBoron]

"You are a globular cluster.. that is the most vicious thing anyone has ever called me."

[@JCstock]

"Am I powering someones car?" I died. Im dead.

[@OculusOfficial]

"Its like amy schumer in a room full of funny people" hahahah

[@Ikcatcher]

How can you not love the four frames of rolling?? It's so ridiculous it's great!