Nerd³'s Hell... Tank Simulator

War is hell.
Game Link: Good luck googling "Tank Simulator" and finding it.
End theme by the incredible Dan Bull:
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All other music is in game music. It makes me want to wonder if tanks do actually beep.
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[@michieldebont4317]

Better description for this game: rootie tootie drive-'n-shootie

[@gloomandlove1023]

Why would a tank make a backup beep? I know stealth doesn't matter when you weigh 70 tons but you could at least try to get the drop.

[@dollarstoredearleader1609]

gloomandlove I know that this is ONE YEAR LATE, but, it might be for road legalization. Tanks are more or less road legal (they have headlights, taillights, and indicators), so I'm guessing that the beeping is there because it is illegal for heavy motor vehicles to not beep when they back up on roads.

[@Sparrow420]

Also, tank engines are so loud the beep is so redundant.. I mean, if a tank drives next to you and you don't notice the sound from the engine , ground rumbling, etc. a beep ain't gonna do much.

[@AstroPsych_]

Why is the sky an anus? Because that, my friends, is where this game dropped out of.

[@icecubejune]

The ground is the toilet, the sky is the anus, great philosophy.

[@eversoslightly124]

- Tank Simulator - Has two tanks..

[@Mantis_Toboggan_TrashMan]

+Scummy Brummy Go play Arma 3

[@Darks3v]

+mark shaffer Yeah. Arma III has like five tanks.

[@chickerinoradio6617]

+Darks3v go play war thunder, its a real simulator

[@annacatton5929]

+idiotic troll yeah!

[@MilkDrinkingBadass]

+idiotic troll War thunder is shit try steel armour blaze of war.

[@objectiveasylum]

” DAN HOW COULD YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE?! I'll have you know my grandfather had to phase through LITERALLY hundreds of fellow soldiers. it was horrible and physics defying EDIT:

[@OutOfTheShadows1]

... EDIT:

[@jemsta626]

i like how the description says good luck googling this game and finding it... the main menu, which you stay on for about 3 minutes, has the website URL on it

[@watersheepsson1722]

@ 7:48 it says “must go, my planet needs me” lol

[@crossingpoelz4984]

The hidden text at 7:50 says "I must go, my planet needs me." Your all welcome.

[@theglitchexplorer3488]

Richard Levine i went through all the trouble of trying to read it then scrolled down and saw this :(

[@chromosomedcollector]

where is it

[@Tommyisprettyok]

Richard Levine You're* [All welcome]

[@VanityOfficial]

I saw it too

[@toddfromwork8931]

Potato Lover Are you trying to tell me that my all is welcome? I think you should read more books.

[@uggooga1437]

15:19 the word shit regenerates his shells

[@2serveand2protect]

If that's a "SIMULATION" I'm a Greek Philosopher!

[@sindurgoku8022]

+2serveand2protect It acutally do simulate some stuff. You're welcome to our philosopher's club anytime.

[@2serveand2protect]

Son Goku I apologize, but there's something ..."unclear" (to say the least) in your last message! I can't read it. ...WHERE am I supposedly "welcome" exactly? :) ...

[@2serveand2protect]

Son Goku PS. WOW!!! ...SOME CHANNEL YOU'VE MADE FELLA'!... AWESOME DOCUMENTARIES! :)

[@2serveand2protect]

Son Goku There was something messed up with that msg. - sorry! :) Anyway - you got a VERY NICE channel! :) AWESOME DOCUMENTARIES!...

[@sindurgoku8022]

Uhm. German history is a thing here? ;D

[@tiaandeswardt7741]

The Panzer II's were out of service by the time the Firefly was introduced and the Pz.II's had 20 mm auto cannons.

[@davenorton5576]

Tiaan De Swardt You must be fun at parties.

[@tiaandeswardt7741]

Dave Norton Meh, I prefer being as I am. I don't have a lot of friends but that doesn't bother me

[@bracket8706]

Tiaan De Swardt sounds fun

[@tiaandeswardt7741]

George W. Bush Thank you! See, you are one of the few people who would be my friend

[@thevillageidiot70]

Should've used at least Panzer IVs or even Panthers or Tigers, as he was using the Firefly.

[@CrowbarMenace]

You want a tank sim? Play ARMA, any of them.

[@prutata]

"AHH there's no beans left" how ironic xD

[@NotAnAustralianEngineer]

The 'Tiger 1' seems to look more like a Pz II if you ask me.

[@LapisOnTheMoon]

7:00 Must be how the people in Cities feels...

[@jplabs456]

‘Why are we in the world’s tiny-est tank?’ Because it’s a Sherman.

[@jonsnow8834]

I Must Go, My Planet Needs Me

[@fancyman4006]

Jon Snow G fucking G

[@crittermoded]

It took me a while to pause at the right time to see that in the video.

[@Lo-tf6qt]

save Westeros

[@BeagleFanatic1]

Your commentary is hilarious! I know this video is a few years old, but I have just stumbled across your channel. Keep the videos coming.

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

You still with us?

[@stylesrj]

Big Tanks Over The Valley Racing

[@reaperbeam5372]

"Why does the sky have an anus?" NerdCubed 2014

[@tresgoss5614]

War.... War never changes

[@danthesupplyman4113]

"Who wants to drive a tank?" Me. I do.

[@leahlogan4702]

The firefly LOOKS like a firefly. Not that bad

[@BrokenSet]

World of Tanks flashbacks, World of Tanks flashbacks... *Rocks back and forth*

[@user-cg9fe4zq8p]

That piece of shit game?

[@RottenMotorsports]

+:I that is one of the greatest tank games ever! It is almost perfect it is realistic and it's just amazing.

[@user-cg9fe4zq8p]

+ThomasDaDoge You want realism and almost perfect game? Play War Thunder

[@jonathanbaird8109]

LOL, War Thunder? Try Falcon BMS and DCS. Your little War Thunder arcade flying experience is nothing. Pretty much WWII Ace Combat.

[@BrokenSet]

Jonathan Baird I think he was talking about Ground Farces. And yes, that was a joke. And I'm not just talking about War Thunder itself.

[@lubrikantss]

someone made this game

[@dylc413]

"made", I think you mean "wasted time on"

[@williammurray1834]

Yes good you have a brain!

[@jessegd6306]

"Why is the sky an anus?" - Nerd3

[@the_nerd5976]

"I must go, my planet needs me"

[@tristanearl8079]

those are defiantly Panzer 2s. Couldnt they have just used Tigers or Panzer 4s.

[@KickingJoub]

I had to reload this video 5 times to get it working. Off to a good start.

[@farkbett699]

why did you have to reload 5 times?

[@farkbett699]

KickingJoub um... sorry man didn't mean to annoy you

[@KickingJoub]

Eh, it's all in good fun. Had you annoyed me, I would've just ignored you ;)

[@rilpoole]

Dan thank you so much for saying my favorite Simpson's phrase, "Everything's coming up Millhouse!"

[@ioshpe]

i googled tank simulater and found it immediately

[@dankusmemus4434]

**Sees enemy tanks** -PZ. II -PZ. II G -PZ. S35 That's what I see in it. I need a life ;-;

[@jessegd6306]

How's this for a life: Work at a tank museum and help restore and preserve the vehicles and equipment.

[@dankusmemus4434]

Jesse GD mjah

[@velvetdrgn]

the sad thing is, I actually bought this game in a game store once

[@food317]

F

[@tomatoflight]

Can anyone else not stop watching 2:00?

[@aqua-b7r]

'Hello yes I'd like to change my name.' 'Alright madam, what would you like to change it to?' 'IrishIrishMcIrishson' '....'

[@MrKittyyumyum]

I believe the name for this game is Military Life: Tank Simulation.

[@daithidb]

since he didn't link the game, the link is on the bottom right of the main menu if anybody is looking for it (for some reason)

[@Ardith_Prime]

He should have just played WoT or WT. better tank simulators. and easier to find.

[@RokkerBoyy]

Yuki Nekomimi Less entertainingly bad though.

[@TaviKeppler]

If you want a tank simulation and not an arcade, you should play Steel Beasts Pro PE, Steel Fury/Steel Kharkov, or maybe even Panzer Elite.

[@sharkman2857]

World of Tanks a tank simulator? You're hilarious. WT may not be a complete tank sim, but World of Tanks is nowhere near.

[@XMysticHerox]

Tavi Keppler WT is kinda a simulator. WoT isnt

[@JamBoomerach]

Yuki Nekomimi WOT isn't a simulator, its an arcade game.

[@RaptoroftheRiver]

i like how the game says its a firefly that hes driving but its really modled after the easy 8, and the firfly is a british tank that the americans diddnt want to use simply because it was a foreign vehicle........ lol

[@TFrills]

When I was a kid I had a dream about choking on the fumes in an old fashioned tank that was damaged and burning. For the longest time I was actually afraid of the idea of even stepping inside a take with the engine on.

[@Fetidaf]

Does the possibility of that happening come along often? Lmao I'm just imagining you being a tank mechanic or whatever and you're just freaking out, every second of every day lol

[@TFrills]

geterhero hahaha no but you can imagine it's not a normal fear that people have.

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

Man the drama in these tank battles.

[@augustinetoth8715]

I know of a better game with realistic tanks. War Thunder. its also freeeeeee

[@gfr9109]

The developers are turning to shit though. They're also filing copyright reports at some videos with legitimate criticism.

[@augustinetoth8715]

Gilian Rüsterholz well shit.

[@iggyglassman5681]

Russian bias m8

[@user-ym2zd4nu7v]

Augustine Toth or battlefield 1943

[@zachmoscatello4796]

7:49 I must go my planet needs me

[@amicloud_yt]

"No, who has [wanted to drive a tank]!?" Well I sure fuckin have, Dan!

[@abelincoln7473]

The box should read "military intelligent enemies"....

[@kellanroberts2785]

I must go..My planet needs me - little tank shell who could

[@crittermoded]

This actually looks SO ASTRONOMICALLY BETTER than the actual military tank simulations. Then again those used the actual tank controls and you controlled it from a proper cabin, but the actual game looks so awful. Completely flat terrain, and the tank is the only 3D model. Everything else is a white forward facing sprite.

[@VoltageTHD]

If you have trouble sleeping. Play this Simulator.

[@CyarSkirata]

Rick O'Shea was a pirate radio DJ in Thunderbirds.

[@Randall_jitsu]

a tank is actually very easy to drive. the controls are actually like driving a motor cycle. older tasks was like driving a tractor. very easy

[@Lone_Wolf_Radio]

the Gaerman tanks are firing WAY too slow for panzer II's

[@Lone_Wolf_Radio]

***** Yes I am how'd you know?

[@Lone_Wolf_Radio]

okay

[@M18Rotary]

Jayster games I heard the Gaerman panzer II's fire slower than German panzer II's.

[@Lone_Wolf_Radio]

Austin Thacker I was waiting for someone to notice my mistake as well I didn't notice my spelling mistake until after I pressed enter but you know what I mean.

[@corneliusmcmuffin3256]

Welcome to tank simulator for the PS2. I wish.

[@rattersnatters]

Good solid tonk.

[@FrostHollow]

what's a tonk?

[@rattersnatters]

richard harrison is good solid tonk, comrade. Very gud tonk. Stalin is of bless us tovarisch.

[@Light_Wz]

+Hetzer Tonk is too stronk

[@rattersnatters]

gerpar250 Is stronk tonk, tovarish

[@JREclipsnbits]

just checked and its gettinga remake by the look of it

[@josef733]

7:38 is just fucking hilarious.

[@sagiksp4979]

I must go, My planet needs me

[@jewsalad4317]

I love the game link to this.

[@gwsergesr]

rly this aint bad the case makes it sound alot better than it is

[@jlaaway]

You are driving a Sherman!A giant tank!

[@moyashi_]

Jim Austin it's tiny compared to any other more advanced tanks.

[@MasonLutsch]

Jim Austin Its called the firefly not the sherman, look it up and watch the entire video please.

[@moyashi_]

Mason Lutsch it's a sherman chassis with a 76mm brit gun, it's still a sherman.

[@MouseKatMusic]

Do tanks actually make the reversing noise? If so then that can't be good when you're in war and the enemy's just hear "beep beep beep beep" a bit of a dead give away :3

[@plowie6370]

Probs shouldn't be watching this on Anzac day.

[@coaxgaming2547]

I recommend saying world of tanks... DOING!

[@corneliusmcmuffin3256]

Play world of tanks, armored warfare, or war thunder if you want tanks, and play beamng.drive if you want a simulator. Don't play tank simulator.

[@Xinerki]

No shit, sherlock.

[@Errorsnake]

And we were worried that the lines between games and reality were getting too thin......

[@rasplez9889]

Want a tank simulator? Play red orchestra 2.

[@andrewbaby01]

Nerd³'s Hell - Tanki

[@MasonLutsch]

TheTeamMinecraft tanki isn't that bad, and isn't a sim, but is an arcade, and not based on real life, so it does not deserve to be in hell.

[@andrewbaby01]

Yes, But if you use Chrome they havnt yet made it where you can use mouse controls. Im a user of Chrome myself.

[@patrickmcreary7381]

That is not a Sherman Firefly! its an M4A3E2 or an M4A3E8 with an 17 pounder gun.

[@j.p7142]

back in my day simulators where good

[@coolranchduderanch7199]

+Cpt Dankey Back in my day, people had good grammar. "Back on my day, simulators were good."

[@j.p7142]

grammar nazi

[@Madgoombah]

that tank that you were driving was an m4 sherman whitch was a american tank from ww2

[@ddragon8419]

some tanks do the beep thing

[@SchrödingerKousae]

I didn't know that tanks in WWII actually had 3rd person views! Amazing, and backing up noises! Astounding! Honestly, Warthunder is more of a tank simulator than this garbage.

[@Errorsnake]

+Spectre Night playing with ar cardboard tank is more realistic xD

[@nathanmccauley6813]

Nerd3 play's Tank arcade simulator

[@triinkett3995]

"Game Link: Good luck googling "Tank Simulator" and finding it." it's literally the fucking second result

[@tristanearl8079]

i just realised those enemy tanks are panzer2s

[@ADirtyScrub]

Steel Armor: Blaze of War is a true tank sim. War Thunder is another good tank MMO.

[@dapperraptor8075]

"Tank MMO" Now I'm just imagining Skyrim but the player is replaced by a tank. I'd play that.

[@flynnwalker6595]

+Dapper Raptor Bu-But Skyrim is not an MMO.

[@dapperraptor8075]

Skyrim is whatever you want it to be. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@spEAMerNation]

+Dapper Raptor you just have to belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!

[@laurenbaker7211]

The tank is small because its ww2 and the vehicles america used were all tiny compared to the modern ehicles

[@gfr9109]

I know a good simulator that is infinitely better. T34 vs. Tiger or was it T32?

[@John-gr5fk]

That little hidden message thing "I must go, my planet needs me"

[@dankusmemus4434]

I see the tank -M4 Sherman tank -Sherman jumbo -Sherman firefly that's what I see in it. I need a life ;-;

[@LynxBlack]

Soooo, the Panzerkampfwagen VI is now a Panzerkampfwagen II? Don't think so. I'm just annoyed at Dan's lack of understanding that the reticle is to turn the turret onto target and where it will land once on target etc. Not to show where your round will go immediately as, it is a tank.

[@jacobbusbee7848]

Did anyone else play this game in their childhood

[@ImmortalHDizzle]

I must go, my planet needs me :)))

[@stephenrose8553]

I like tanks

[@MikeIsTechBoi]

He read that this game has a sherman firefly. I got a bit exited. sherman firefly would one shot kill those little pz. II like nothing. It was made to kill Tiger 1s and Tiger IIs from log range. But it just looks like a M4A6 Sherman jumbo. And where is the 17-pdr gun that sherman firefly had? And why are there american insignas an a BRITISH TANK. This game hurts my feeling.

[@TheSpyChecker]

+Red_Dot_Killer Gaming BRITISH TANK? Right. So, they bought the shermans from the Americans, mounted the 17pdr on it. = British tank?

[@deborahdabney8031]

the ms1 is the cutest and smallest tank

[@aidanallen1976]

I don't think this deserves to be in Nerd3's hell. Yes, it had flaws but there were times when it looked like he was actually enjoying it.

[@frank6587]

silly game, machine guns can't penetrate the panzers that easily (unless its an anti-tank firearm)

[@sallyerickson6814]

The Sherman "Firefly's" 17 Pdr didn't fire as fast as a Panzer III or Panzer IV. Simulation is one thing this game is not.

[@deathfirenemesis2123]

starting out with a M4 Sherman

[@braedynhamaliuk4402]

and no they don't go beep beep going backwards

[@Guerilla_G]

Try Steel Beasts for a proper tank sim

[@dominiknovljan]

I think that Tanki online is a better game than this !

[@brandonramseur3597]

it is my friend

[@lockout5731]

war is the answer and hell

[@alexcam1111]

There's an ad for World of Tanks that popped up.

[@darkseid6829]

Is it weird that I saw an ad about horror story's?

[@nosinman212]

opel blitz = tank squad... that's a thing.

[@nosinman212]

+Nosinman Also might i say the back of the box says Tiger 1......... seriously those look like Pz.II's to me

[@misfits1.065]

just below the main barrel

[@Henoik]

Y'know: Tanks IRL /do/ calculate the grav drop for the cannon... That's the only realistic thing with this, though...

[@ronipala12]

This isnt a modern tank

[@Henoik]

Austin Thacker roni pala Well.... LRF's have been in existence from early 1960's.

[@ronipala12]

Henoik still a sherman is 1940s

[@Henoik]

roni pala Alright then

[@SCIFIguy64]

Henoik Shermans haven't been used since the 1950's by US. Pretty sure some African Nation still uses a few, though.

[@thespiffingamerican]

a serman vs a tiger who would win its totally a fair fight.

[@bradhallsr1]

How do you install Tank Simulator on a windows 10 system? I tried compatibility mode, but still don't work?