Nerd³'s Hell... Snowcat Simulator

[@BeastlierIguana]

What scares me is that somewhere, somehow, a real actual person created this game.

[@OnATreeGaming]

At the rate these games come out, I feel there might just be a machine making these games.

[@catsondrugs2818]

Its like that shit candy at poundland, were not proud, but someones gotta make it

[@Hendlton]

That's not the scary thought, the scary thought is that somewhere, some person created this and was paid to do this and people who paid that person, as well as that person, thought that this was good enough of a game to sell and play and that it would be fun and that people would actually buy it to have fun with it...

[@andersentfromchiro280]

And also somewhere, somehow, a real actual person is addicted to this game and can't stop playing it because they love it so much

[@makinishki3016]

+Beastlier Iguana and thought it was genuinely a decent game

[@ARandomLoafOfBread]

Whenever I see Nerd3 post a video with "Hell" and "Simulator" I lean back and open a tub of ice cream, because it's about to be a SHOW.

[@alexeverett308]

These guys looked at the detention mini game from bully and said "Why don't we make this purposely dull mini game into a full game!"

[@TheJesus_Christ]

Love that imgur link.

[@patrickharrison6293]

Yeah, you're not going to like dans religious preferences...

[@Snug_ma]

So, where did you take that sledge?

[@gametime449]

WOOO!!!!!!! BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TheJesus_Christ]

Sgt Daemon It was full of vodka and beef. I am a Slav. You can figure out the rest.

[@TheJesus_Christ]

***** I respawned after 3 days.

[@CrazedJacob]

> Sees that game link is an Imgur link What? How dare yo- > Sees picture Nevermind. This is acceptable.

[@snekl3103]

Red18tiger It's just a pony... vomiting gross green sludge.

[@snekl3103]

Red18tiger Yep, totally not weird.

[@razzaclarke7278]

>tries to greentext on youtube >youtube doesnt greentext

[@snekl3103]

Razza Clarke What is this about greentext? I hear about it sometimes, but I don't know what it's about. Is it about 4chan or tumblr? Because I wouldn't dare venture to such places.

[@samir.3468]

Joãozinho Pedrito It's a thing from 4chan. I don't know exactly how it started, but they're always like >Thing happens >Thing happens >Thing happens >etc. There are a few that are quite funny - I'm easily amused though, but I like some of the spaghetti greentexts, along with that Shrek one (Shrek is love, Shrek is life).

[@Justanothertgrt]

Is there a hell simulator? I would assume it would be a mix of airplane simulator and this?

[@autozeL_]

It is called "Air control"

[@Justanothertgrt]

Daniel Kokk Its so bad I dont even wanna know it

[@KuraIthys]

***** But, but... Air Control makes this (and crappy sims in general) look like masterpieces of well thought out game design by comparison... XD

[@aturchomicz821]

well there is Afterlife from the 90s for DOS

[@AlexmaxPL]

I missed these, good to see them back.

[@SpatsirkSpart2.0]

MrLego3160 I don't really like hell but I like NerdCubed Hell Videos

[@MrLego3160]

SpatsirkSpart ..., i was asking the orginal commenter, not your holiday preferences.

[@AlexmaxPL]

MrLego3160 German simulators.

[@xXxsmartypantzxXx]

Thanks for the game link :D

[@themuffin8352]

The link is better than the game :D

[@thattwitalex]

***** this or ride to hell? Which is better?

[@gaintxander3666]

***** its this for sure

[@LegenDove]

Simulators are both my guilty pleasure and my most hated thing on this earth

[@kimjonglongdong3158]

Compared to most other simulator games on the market today, this is actually a pretty good game.

[@Logjambam]

Thanks for cheering me up dan. Whenever I feel down I watch your videos and I feel much better! Keep doing what you do, you are awesome. (So is dad3 and mom3 and Martyn)

[@Bloodwolf600]

I went skiing once four years ago. After the intro class we went up and on my way down I ran over a small child who tripped, and I newer went again, despite living on that mountain.

[@ValentineC137]

5:50 "Exuse me, was your father a football player?" LMFAO

[@geldra447]

That ending scared the hell out of me... I was waiting for the lift to pass through then suddenly the screen changed and the exiting music played xD

[@ethankly12]

I'v been driving snowcats for almost 27 years now...and the physics in this game are actually very realistic.

[@loganchabal4018]

Dan you amaze me on how hard you work to make and edit a video every day. Also, letting you know that's appreciated.

[@toolackluster2788]

That game link one of the many reasons I love watching everything you do

[@toolackluster2788]

........EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

[@greenday9090]

It seems like Dan keeps getting better at editing with every new video that comes out.

[@baher3224]

" Was your father a footbal player?" CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!

[@CaptNSquared]

1:00 The video that forever decided what the text on my thumbnails should be. Ah, memories...

[@jackpollard550]

If Dan ever runs for President, or Prime Minister, or Shogun, or yadayadayada, this should be his slogan. 16:24.

[@TiSnDd]

Too much snow 9/10 -IGN

[@DisKorruptd]

Dan, have you played Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing? i think you'd have a blast cocking around with it in Nerd³'s Hell

[@DisKorruptd]

P.S. bonus points if you can find a maximum reverse speed or manage to lose

[@estebanvasquez2307]

Oh dear god, I would pay to see that but I won't I live in a studio and I have a scooter so fuck it

[@FSzNuKeZx]

The Redstoner You're always winner

[@offbeat4772]

How did you do the little three in nerd cubed?

[@marcuswaterson]

Zachary De Rosia Hold "Alt" and press "0179" in the numpad

[@gustavoraddatz]

i can SPEAK AGAIN!

[@GhostGrav1ty]

***** you disgust me

[@traxx6876]

***** U can say bitch...This isn't some mmo game

[@NobodyImportant69420]

Nova Traxx Some people like to censor themselves for no reason.

[@traxx6876]

GamingCoupleUnited lol

[@ThisRandomGuy3]

The things he does for our amusement... We need more

[@nebw1999]

That link is beautiful! ;D

[@danielmarco7777]

I really hope they have you on the box quote, "This is amazing!"

[@ModernGameArmy]

"Don't be sad because its over, be happy because it happened - Dr. Seuss " - RIP Leonard Nimoy

[@koleyo9072]

Nerdcubed's Hell. 666 likes. o_0

[@Hwyadylaw]

342 for me..

[@koleyo9072]

McDucky really?

[@SkyisBlue2014]

ThatOneGamerKid I think you better get a priest to exorcise your computer ASAP

[@koleyo9072]

Sky is Blue. Shit. I new I shouldn't have bought that CPU from amazon!

[@SkyisBlue2014]

ThatOneGamerKid Satan needed a new rig so he sold his old one on Amazon xD

[@Zerklass]

"I'm just your friendly neighborhood shadow."

[@bwjekhe]

I wanted to see a white-furred cat, leaping around on snow-covered mountains, mewing mysteriously at the aurora borealis and running from snowy predators on little grey paws. I am sorely, sorely disappointed. Whoever named this game has it in for cat lovers.

[@anapple6061]

"The only time your on fire is when your on fire" - me

[@anapple6061]

no just a douche bag of an idiot

[@ArieeirA]

weird i did not know that

[@anapple6061]

they are?

[@ArieeirA]

(nobody notices the name or picture

[@OscarScheepstra_Artemis_]

I am still a bit terrified of the flying pink satanic pig.

[@ashhoward2015]

i challenge you to the one mother challenge: in the escapist you have to rename everyone the same name and see if you can escape

[@x_sophie_631]

I feel like dan actually had fun playing this game

[@johntheguy214]

"Where are all the Cats?" ~ Daniel Hardcastle, 2015

[@felix-rebeccasaward3272]

To be honest, the moment you put AirControl in the NerdCubedHell series, none of the other games seemed bad. But they all are.

[@viktorberggren4037]

I love watching you play simulators!

[@1111-e4p]

Times were tough for Slytherins after the wizarding civil war. Some even ended up in dead end muggle public service jobs.

[@bilboswaggenz5945]

Hey Dan! You should do a perma death on wasteland 2. Your smart enough to tough through the games challenges and if not poof you don't have to play anymore. I have waited for you to do a video on it for a while and I think everyone would love it

[@RAFMnBgaming]

in game music? 3 minutes in and I already question it's existence.

[@adriancastro3899]

I wanna see dan play shelter 2

[@MrHaloxp3]

Jesus obviously resides over all ski resorts. Which is why you had such a bad time skiing. He's angry with you.

[@WesleyBranton]

Cereal discs were awesome! That's how I got Roller Coaster Tycoon!

[@adamcummings20]

5:50 SPEEED IS KEY!

[@drewdog50]

DLC #1 Sound $39.99 (adds sound to one snowcat of your choosing) DLC #2 Slightly Better Physics $249.99 (you can crash and die horribly)

[@Frostile]

Please play Amped 3 it is the ski/snowboarding version of skate 3, you can add ramps randomly, do tricks, ride on a rubber disc, plus it's open world with a funny story.

[@GamerGeek2012]

I guess you could say it's a cold day in the hell series.

[@justanaverageguy912]

they distributed demos of bigger games that way between '98 and the early 2000s, i wish theyd still do that. i got a 2 spyfox adventures and the game "heart of darkness" back in the day. that was fucking awesome.

[@jadecasey9774]

Where are all the cats? There's no cats.

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

Oh hey. These are back. Lovely

[@novantha1]

You should have opened with "it'll be a cold day in hell before I play Snowcat Simulator"

[@MissilePowerBoopis]

You sir, are a genius...

[@Floergie1]

Fantastic game Link! :D - By the way: Ski-Jump-Things (I have no Idea what the english name of "Skisprungschanze" [german] is) unsually have a Lift and Stairs to get up there. But the Stairs are sometimes more down the slope so that you have to walk all the way up the Slope to get on top.

[@RobbieRR]

It would be cool if you could attach the huge plow to the small snowcat

[@zedshrooms3582]

I always thought ski lifts were cool but I was always afraid of losing my shoes :P

[@tegenaraidomestica6646]

2:50 lol the shadow

[@Tobbe682]

2:45 Cracked me up real bad XD... ow my belly :D

[@tinnyvessel5384]

Thanks for the game link

[@AtronicGamerTOM]

Greatest game link ever.

[@NickXDDX]

4:47 instant reverb!

[@Go17Gabe]

So I'm guessing the majority of the Hell series is going to be simulators.

[@gdwnet]

5:08 - it's not empty. They are just piste off...... ha :)

[@keezee]

"Molest the snow" - NerdCubed

[@niefaszerowanearty2522]

0:52 My reaction to AC:Unity's upgrade & Costume system

[@bluwolfgamr1993]

Nerd³ Completes... WOLF: The Simulation

[@alwinpriven2400]

you know it's ironic, it's about snow but it's hell.

[@ThyWaffl3]

I'm really enjoying the game, at least the one Dan linked in the description.

[@PickelPinApple]

what does the FW in the FW series mean

[@PunkRockLove01]

fucks with

[@potatoman59]

Fucks with or fun with, it's both

[@ninjatk2]

I believe it means "Fucks with" but I may be wrong. I know he made a video about it but I forgot XD

[@carlosip4002]

"Fucks With" or "Fun With" if your mom's in the room

[@PickelPinApple]

The Genius24 :)

[@TDog14126]

I would LOVE to see Dan produce one of these awful simulators! I bet it would be a hilarious game!

[@PPBKR]

I remember the Treasure Planet games that I got in a cereal box. I collected all 5 and they were fucking AMAZING.

[@yetiv2193]

I clicked this video (without the thumbnail loaded I might add) expecting literal snow cats

[@MasterJalepeno]

Am I crazy for thinking this game doesn't belong in hell? I mean it's probably overpriced as crap but for a simulator it is pretty average.

[@GeorgeMonet]

That just goes to show you how bad a lot of simulators are.

[@Yorgarazgreece]

its pretty average because the average simulator is crap because of all this shit that comes out. this belongs in hell along with the other crappy simulators.

[@unformulated]

SimpleOrigins Yes you are crazy, Snowcat Simulator dev.

[@MasterJalepeno]

unformulated I'm not a dev I just think this game although it is bad does exactly what it's meant to do and isn't appalling.

[@Yorgarazgreece]

SimpleOrigins except the fact that it doesn't. It is a simulator, at least they should have the physics right.

[@MrJuliankilla]

Actually, this wasn't half-bad. Nice UI, and *decent* textures.

[@Jolanos]

0:37 - 0:40 He looks like an Auton.

[@tastychunks]

The game link is far more amusing that the actual game.

[@YoinkerYoink]

How can you like if you haven't seen the video? Oh, I just done it...

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

Hell has frozen over in this game.

[@ragesans.5409]

IGN's score: 8/10 too much snow

[@supernintendochalmers3385]

War. War never changes

[@SeptexGaming]

Here we go Dan!!!

[@dhdoctor6108]

The One With The Friends Reference 13:48

[@Roboshi2007]

skiing at 25 degrees? Is that the gradient of the slope, because if you're giving the temperature it's either too warm for snow or I'll have to take away your Nerd card for using Fahrenheit instead of celcius. (That is. unless you're using Kelvin, in which case you'd be dead)

[@FlagrantAladdin]

i slept through most of this

[@generico366]

Well, at least the people are actual people now instead of ghosts.

[@TheSlaer806]

the captain crunch cereal video game was awesome i really liked it and i still have it lol

[@anikingamers]

hahaha when you click on the link for the game, it litirelly takes you to a cat in snow

[@gronklo]

Welcome to the Under 301+ Club, how tough are ya?

[@Sam-vg9ru]

It should be Nerd3's dramatically, disastrous, open minded, death trap simulator (which is not actually a simulator) ;)

[@EvenFlow12345]

Damn! I was expecting a motorcycle simulator where you ride around, watching idiots do their thing...

[@haileytyler9740]

You're great! Keep up the amazing work! *clap clap clap clap*

[@JuniperAbaddon]

It's an electric snowcat.

[@comess5988]

It's a snowkitty

[@AEhyperion1997]

That game link gave me far too much enjoyment.

[@MattSmith-jv9zo]

am i the only one who saw the title and thought "he has to make a The Shining refrance" because a snowcat was kinda important in that movie.

[@megamiteexplosion]

The game link is fabulous.

[@gdwnet]

If they took ALL of these simulators, put them together into a massive open world game so you could run around and do what you like then they might have something that is worth 2/10.......

[@egacide]

8:18 BULLY flashback much?

[@SarahGreyWolf]

You called it hell, but its far superior to alot of the other games you put in hell

[@iaminyourwalls107]

I think its kinda funny that all the Harry Potter characters were given really crappy jobs.

[@swiggledorf1088]

the game link made me laugh for like 5 minutes.

[@florianmaslofski]

i only clicked on the game link cuase i saw jpg, totally worth it