Nerd³ Plays... GTA V - Literally Cancer

[@danrhyev]

just discovered the news that he’s passed away, and came straight here. what a sad day for the world. his sense of humour despite his struggles made this planet a slightly better place. rest in peace good sir, you’ll be missed by many millions. thank you for the laughs.

[@kylojeff1931]

Rip

[@vid_m3747]

Wait what. He passed away. How do you know

[@elementalthepiratepilot6604]

@@vid_m3747 around the time of his passing his family alerted the world from his Twitter accounts

[@vid_m3747]

@@elementalthepiratepilot6604 oh

[@Khono]

F

[@jackorourke1684]

This is, hands down, one of the best videos you have ever made Dan you are a saint.

[@kman8684]

Jack O'Rourke although he did do what cancer couldn't

[@bossman8805]

Gareth Miskimmin gave me an erection.

[@kman8684]

Bob Banban umm da fuck how did Dan give you an erection lol

[@plancmal9621]

Jack O'Rourke you are devil because you have 666 likes

[@evyt7734]

Yet, it will never be more popluar than surgeon simulator

[@DisneylandExperience]

I think Jay needs to guest on more of these episodes. He fits in perfectly! Wonderful of you doing this Dan and Matt. And congratulations Jay for kicking the crap out of Cancer.

[@WaluigiLebron]

Disneyland Experience maybe add him to vlogs and podcasts

[@ZechsMerquise73]

He seems like he'd be good at Cards Against Humanity or something like that.

[@Flaruwu]

Disneyland Experience dont forget to also thank him for kicking the crap out of Matt

[@daedricgaming4958]

Kennith Matt = Cancer. We have established this

[@weenibeenies]

Disneyland Experience jjg

[@daramaguiginn7992]

"Alright kid, you've got terminal cancer. Make a wish." ... "Yeah, that's gonna take 3 years. Good luck."

[@coilsothersniper7784]

Jay passed away last night. I'm rewatching this video to remember his wonderfully dark humour. He would rather we laugh than cry.

[@fawn4348]

Rest in peace Jay. You are sorely missed.

[@TheLivingGlitch]

This is the exact reason why I have so much respect from Dan. On top of the fact he changed up his content a bit for his audience after that town hall meeting. Like actually listened to his fan base. He's interacting online more too. Fucking love this channel

[@jumblack7684]

How did he change his content? I'm subscribed but only watch a video here and there. So i'm not very up to date with his normal video format.

[@Tobias11ize]

he still wont do the intro though

[@TheLivingGlitch]

Jum Black, Deus There was this meeting on twitch, hosted by Matt awhile ago. And he got a tone of viewers in a team speak and asked them questions on how Dan should improve on his channel and what they wanted to see more of. Long story short, he's now got NerdCubed online going as a series, where they (Dan, Matt and Jon) screw around online together, sometimes with fans. The plays videos have changed slightly to give more explanation on the game, while maintaining its snappy humor. He plays more games he enjoys (or at least so far) as one fan suggested he do because him suffering through some piece of shit wasn't fun for anyone. He plans to do more with his patrion. He's streaming more. Permadeath came back for a series. I'm sure there's more, but there you go. All at audience requests

[@blues0006]

TheLivingGlitch The only thing I miss is the "Hello Procrastinators"

[@yretryifyouwilldie1013]

Blues 000 agreed

[@elijazfrazelsassafraz3100]

"I did what cancer couldn't" holy fuck lmao

[@xiphosura413]

(almost) No survivors.

[@eleanorhart9195]

Might still do it yet...

[@turtleneckredacted3358]

did not age well

[@bossman8805]

OfficialJayCubed should be the new channel.

[@hiphopdancer3211]

Bob Banban YES, I WILL SUBSCRIBE SO HARD TO THAT

[@optimusmoose9171]

Bob Banban no officialnerd squared

[@SaroSaroArt]

*OfficialCancerCubed

[@twottle1274]

Дина Филиппова I'm disappointed with KZbin.

[@markmarano913]

YES. JUST..... YES.

[@krishacz]

Goodnight sweet prince.

[@kales9653]

Krisha Actually rip

[@pauldank3453]

Krisha Actually did he die

[@snipertf2229]

Asiozales Netzwerk Sektion Leipzig yeah sadly

[@krystiankowalski7335]

Sniper TF2 Then how did he upload new videos?

[@_lucas_1k_]

Krystian Kowalski Jay, not Dan...

[@jolly99jod]

the "i did what cancer couldn't" joke at the end was great 😂😂

[@TheIshikawaRin]

this joke didn't age well

[@Nameless_Wretch]

@@TheIshikawaRin neither did Jay

[@MoonGuardian866]

@@Nameless_Wretch oof

[@amildlydisappointingsalad6058]

@@Nameless_Wretch lmao

[@AintYourChannel]

@@TheIshikawaRin honestly I think if he were here today he'd have loved if we made those sorts of jokes.

[@wahoo2782]

More youtubers need to do shit like this. Mad respect to you Dan, and fuckin congrats to Jay for making it through all that.

[@jackredmond4063]

Harry Higginson yea the dude had cancer twice but survived

[@somegabored]

Harry Higginson the thing is youtubers need to get to a level where cancer suffers would want to spend time with them most are jackasses

[@sykessaul123]

I thought he meant spending several hours with Dan, but yeah. That as well XD

[@ScientistCat]

Doesn't that require for a patient to express that wish? Doesn't sound like something that depends on the youtuber. Unlike charity streams like the one Markiplier and his friends have done.

[@grimreaper9250]

TheMe864ssiah you need some milk.

[@Ethonoris]

Nerdcubed: "Who are you?" Jay: "I'm you, but stronger..."

[@shil4720]

Big Cubed.

[@daedricgaming4958]

Little Cubed

[@arridexerandco]

Daedric Gaming InTheLittleCubed

[@THEonlyAEON]

Cardboard Cubed.

[@charlieord2570]

Nerdsquared

[@same424]

Please do more videos with jay, not because of the cancer but because hes actually a really cool and funny guy. Jays sense of humor is exactly like dans and its amazing! he really is a younger version of dan and i want more!

[@OneMeatyTarget]

EdibleCowDog I agree

[@realscapegoat592]

yeAH! YEAH!

[@ellameireade5100]

EdibleCowDog i agree

[@unicorn_bob2940]

EdibleCowDog Yes that would be the best thing

[@juliakiely1]

i second that! well... 1..2... i fith that!

[@dominickm02]

"Well ... I mean just look at his face."

[@GoogolGamerTM]

R.I.P. Jay "he was epic"

[@pauldank3453]

GoogolGamer™ so he actually died well that makes me sad Rest In Peace

[@room___]

this guy is fucking awesome keep him nerdcubed, keep him please.

[@jsegaul420]

room you sound like a child begging their parents to let them keep a stray XD

[@mattbob4433]

omg I'm laughing too much ...

[@natewec]

room Like a pet? If so, you intrigue me.

[@kingofkings652]

keep him chained

[@HydroEpicGames]

I agree. This dude is amazing! 100% best video this year :ok_hand:

[@elijazfrazelsassafraz3100]

Apparently this video is 3 years in the making and let me just say........ Worth it.

[@rhinoman276]

"I did what cancer couldn't." -Nerd Cubed 2017

[@mr_strap-0319]

RhinoMan Thank god Jay's a trooper

[@davxsarrxola3762]

best part of his passing is, he probably still wouldn’t switch lives with matt

[@alex31721able]

Jay&Cubed, the replacement of little and cubed

[@EnigmatictruK]

BrO'Neill NO!!! JayLittle&Cubed

[@marthulu6220]

Nothing can fully replace little and Cubed, Jay wouldnt fall for the amazing lies

[@guidedprismg.e.w.p5673]

Usually I find these Make a Wish videos they are a bit boring and awkward but Jay is hilarious and the video feels so natural :D

[@mister3horn153]

GuidedPrism OwO *notices bulge* I know!! I'm amazed how well it went!

[@kuro13wolf]

Why is your username so cringy?

[@guidedprismg.e.w.p5673]

Well it suits the cringey profile picture

[@helfire14]

What's this OwO

[@zakdavis161]

Do alot more with Jay, hes very cool and funny

[@zakdavis161]

And he is your clone

[@TheGoob65]

Zak Davis no he's not. Dan didn't get cancer

[@reisspower6241]

Goob65 No, he got Matt instead which is much much worse

[@ugis110]

Ima archive this shit, aliens need to see this after some years.

[@monkeymike900000]

+

[@Retnyw]

LOL I love how Matt's name was in white with no special font

[@MRMSMANATEE]

JAhnai Grant comic sans is special to me

[@supersamples1718]

Close Quarters Wombat I subbed to you man

[@JennyLeggs]

and it was in Comic Sans!!

[@TheShadySwordsman]

You're a legend.

[@alexeverett308]

I appreciate someone who has been through what you have and can still look at things with a dark sense of humor. I bet some people were cringing at the title! Anyway, you did really well here. Usually make-a-wish things are a bit strained and awkward, but you nailed it! And now you can look forward to much more action on your channel. We call that the "Blackery effect"...

[@FonDrakon]

We should have Jay replace Dan every time he's late to streams

[@Beep_Beeps]

Jay, you are just amazing, I really like your voice and sense of humor, your fucking Awesome, keep up the good work

[@surffroggthegodofblues6848]

Close Quarters Wombat you should be invited back im pretty sure all of dand fans love and if not well screwem i dam well do

[@tnerbtnerb5136]

Probably be a bit awkward now...but I still approve.

[@roboplolhi6500]

@@tnerbtnerb5136 bruh

[@Sam-gf6ue]

So Sad to Hear That Jay Has Gone. RIP. You Were So Strong. Also, Shit..... we are left with just matt now!!!!!!

[@fionadae6285]

Still probably wouldn’t switch with matt

[@okmann98]

Cancer guy for permanent member of Nerd team!

[@lucie3621]

he might die tho...

[@TheLivingGlitch]

okmann98 Haha "Cancer Guy"? His name is Jay

[@jacob2003jc]

okmann98 Jay will now be formally known as... 'Cancer Guy.'

[@shuriken188]

I really hope they refer to him as "Cancer guy" from now on just because of that.

[@sirregwan1565]

He's beat cancer twice, his immune system must be strong as fuck.

[@sleepy_riley]

Jay is more Dan than Dan is Dan. Jay should be the new Dan.

[@shil4720]

Jay is Big NerdCubed.

[@annacatton5929]

BigCubed

[@callums5043]

well he'll need to fight Ashens for that title

[@shadowman21282]

Eh, well he's fought cancer a couple of times and beaten it- how much harder can Ashens be?

[@callums5043]

Well with the sofa on his side Ashens is unstoppable

[@ole4961]

I can't understand how anyone can dislike this video. It's with a kid who has beaten cancer twice and the person he used his one wish one. Honestly I can see any reason to dislike this video, it's pure gold. I wish Jay the best.

[@crispyboi8657]

It was actually 3 wishes

[@calvinwilder6512]

True

[@sophieunicorns4195]

Knowing Jay relapses for a 3rd time makes watching this hard

[@GrimmNemesis]

I know, I hope he can fight through it again. Knowing Jay, he will.

[@Sam-gf6ue]

Knowing he hasn't made it makes watching this even harder.

[@ajthepoppunkkid8415]

Sam 1 at this point I’m about two minutes in and I’m trying not to cry.

[@twitchclipsnow993]

Rip

[@AndyMoy]

The fact you made someone's dream a reality is totally mesmerising and just such an awesome thing to do! You have gained so much recollect off me and hundreds of thousands more people's today! There should be more people like you on the world! Oh and even though it's been mentioned so much, KEEP JAY FOREVER

[@Sir_Uncle_Ned]

I just love how Jay knew what Dan would do before Dan himself knew!

[@kamronhoolock7955]

But don't we all, we just keep it inside? It's just that Jay was talking to him at the time.

[@malenixius]

+Cameron “Gibbster” Gibbon Yeah, how dare that kid with cancer be special

[@borod7827]

OMG this is great starlight does a great job. It's so sad to see people with these illnesses but it's good to see they get some happiness with them. Dan did a great job with this guy not being too touchy and just sitting there playing her actually makes jokes at everyone expense. LOVE YOU DAN BEST GUY XX

[@joshuaeva2848]

I love how Matt's name is in comic sans

[@thomasmarvel8290]

jay is

[@aidanosterman3732]

thomas marvel God damn it, that joke was Jay

[@crohthedragon]

Six years later and still one of the best videos on this channel. RIP Jay

[@W0rmhandler]

This guy is genuinely funny. Please, if he wants, PUT HIM IN MORE VIDEOS

[@chaoszombie9995]

If he was still with us today I feel like he would accept that

[@mattsmithismyangel549]

AWWWW DAN YOU ARE THE NICEST PERSON EVER HOLY CRAP I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE NOW

[@Viitoldie1]

mattsmithismyangel What do you mean now?

[@anisnej10]

what do you mean its not butter?

[@twudotJam]

I clicked thinking this was gonna be a video shitting on Rockstar, or GTA V, or GTA Online, but nope, it's the single best video that Dan has ever done.

[@sparkstorm8501]

I agree 100%

[@TempusVulpi]

Same here, I was pleasantly surprised with this instead, and this, this is pure fucking gold.

[@InjuringMax]

Creative_ Name.exe I thought exactly the same thing

[@goeiecool9999]

Dan's like: "Did I mention you had cancer? This kid had cancer."

[@Vashtanerada477]

"Alright I'm gonna go for this one that's parked off in the wilderness." "Which one?" *explosion* Jay you are fucking hilarious mate, please don't get cancer again any time soon, we need more of your fantastic sense of humor lmao.

[@daaawnzoom]

Well don't be in the fucking cancer mood.. or do.. it's your choice what you do to cancer patients sexually, not mine

[@ebbydebby8130]

Vashtanerada477 i read it as sense of tumour...

[@ButtonMasherReal]

+LameBoi That joke is cancer.

[@Ghostsurge64]

LameBøi that's the name of a project by the teenage cancer trust

[@CALL_MATE]

About that...

[@AEHelephant]

This just popped up in my recommendations again. Jay was such a light and a joy, and am glad that he lives on in these videos. ❤️🦄

[@Jack-oh8fr]

Usually, we only see the funny version of Dan and it's all jokes. This was incredible and thank you dan for the comedy and for being a genrally nice person.

[@Sun-Bleached-Fly]

Is it bad that I laughed and nearly pissed myself at the title?

[@yognut72]

So i'm a bit confused, i know they do make a wish things when someone (normally a kid) has a terminal illness... is this the case? or did you kinda get a wish for beating cancer... twice?

[@violetraven9915]

Well they said they'd been setting it up since Jay was 15.

[@zakattack658]

Close Quarters Wombat wait you got cancer twice and survived does that mean you get two wishes?! more videos with you and Dan would be a wish everyone should hope for.

[@zakattack658]

Close Quarters Wombat wait you got cancer twice and survived does that mean you get two wishes?! more videos with you and Dan would be a wish everyone should hope for.

[@mitchc4474]

Call Me Oblivion if you over the age of 5 and under the age of 80 it's quite bad you nearly pissed yourself.

[@maxfoster2810]

Jay is actually such a legend. Good luck with yt and stuff bro :D

[@commandervex1626]

thelegend27? (sorry I had to make the joke I'll see myself out)

[@thejayharmerfoundation1191]

Its 3 years today since Jay moved on to the next level, he is terribly missed by us all, but the foundation is doing him proud

[@DarkBloodGuardians]

God bless Jay I really hope he found peace, honestly Dan is lovely for letting him be a part of this as part of his wish, God bless you Jay

[@jackorourke1684]

Can we keep jay? He seems really cool.

[@gutoguto0873]

Can we keep him mom? Please!?!?!

[@Raygun-xb2st]

Jack O'Rourke he ain't a puppy😂

[@dustyc4655]

This video made me really freaking happy because I have a brother and sister who got wishes through Make a Wish (they both have special needs) and the foundation is so amazing and does so many wonderful things for wonderful people. And its super cool to see them get people from the gaming community involved because lets be real, im a massive videogame addict. Jay, if you're reading this, your wish made a grown ass, bearded, 220lb giant cry very not manly happy tears. So, good on you mate. Keep kickin' ass!

[@bigbangman99]

Close Quarters Wombat You are the funniest man alive. I salute you. We all do.

[@markuslejon4675]

jaycubed! Make it happen

[@twottle1274]

Close Quarters Wombat That's even more of a random name than mine.

[@MrXBLGaming]

Dusty C a

[@jonashemmersam4294]

a 220lb hairy ass cried ?

[@VodkaHellstorm]

Jay should host after the next channel reboot. He's funny AND good at games. I didn't even know about the rotor thing! Then Dan can do Matt's job, and we can finally fuck Matt off.

[@doghot7405]

I think matt set this up lol. and I think he runs the company.

[@Umbra-my1kw]

Snaily001 a pod of cats?

[@kevin-sf6on]

+OnlyViralVideos I doubt Matt has that kind of influence, or startup money.

[@VodkaHellstorm]

If he actually got a section of the channel to revive Podcats I would be so fucking happy, I miss Podcats so much.

[@SonicRooncoPrime]

Holy cow, Jay is just a younger Dan with a younger Matt's voice. Keep him! ...It's also nice having someone Genre Savvy in a Nerd3 vid, not to mention someone who's pretty darn competent here.

[@rubyhypes5258]

I was so worried this kid would be cringey and i wouldnn't like the episode but HES GREAT. I'd happily support more videos. Also donation page??

[@sparkstorm8501]

yea

[@sparkstorm8501]

a lot

[@jordfricker2963]

This "kid"

[@rachaelhegarty2977]

Sadly no longer he passed away 28th June 2018

[@chaoszombie9995]

Ruby hypes he’s a copy paste of dan and I like that

[@rkgaming1179]

Dan I have watched your videos for many years and I have literally days of the week where I watch your old videos. But this should be a series of you playing games with jay, he is a younger version of you and he as funny as you are. I'm not saying this because he had cancer, but because, I as a long time fan can speak for a large portion of your fan base when I say that this is one of the best videos you have ever done. Please... Please make a series of this if possible or at least do a mini series where you two play games together. I hope that you read this Dan and if you do please reply.

[@michaelcollins2282]

Yes please

[@UhCubby]

no

[@Mike-zp7tc]

@R&K Gaming comparing how long you've been following the channel doesn't really matter imo. with all due respect, I don't think my opinion or my friends' opinions should matter less just because we've watched Dan's videos for a few months or years less than y'all have. Being a long-time sub doesn't mean you have the right to be a dick about it, not saying that you are.

[@10jcroft74]

Mike Vestey I don't quite get what you mean by that, you circle back on yourself

[@sparkstorm8501]

yeeeeessss

[@Kingwut117]

Jay is chill af

[@chubbz4211]

Walt-Tec That's some deep shit right there.

[@killerassassinx5x]

3 years to get this together? I'm glad you guys finally got this together.

[@miscellaneous.7127]

I was so sad when I found out he was dead, he truly had an amazing sense of humour... I bet he still wouldn't switch lives with Matt though.

[@slaughterround643]

*"I DID WHAT CANCER COULDN'T"* _"It's the ever-loving domain of the NerdCubed"_ Yeah okay

[@AnUntitledPicture]

I thought the opening was going to be a Grand Tour - Celebrity Brain Crash gag

[@jackwood8496]

SAME

[@ZechsMerquise73]

I thought they were going for a Breaking Bad thing with the camper in the thumbnail.

[@komilatte]

...So does that mean Jay Z isn't coming on, then?

[@alech4512]

komilatte well he's chopeed into a million little pieces, James, so no, he's probably not coming on

[@Lex1e_]

Wow well This Was Unexpected.... But Brilliant and....... sweet strange

[@neonflyer4918]

Tristan JUST LIKE YO MUM OHOHOHOHOHOOHHHOHOHOHOHOO

[@colinwebster6700]

couldn't have put it better myself

[@Adahop]

More Jay! Make him a regular!

[@Thomas-et9ts]

Adahop WASSUP

[@Ghostkeal]

After seeing the news jay passed away I was heartbroken, such a loss for the world he was a strong and funny kid. A few years later my dad is now diagnosed as terminal with cancer, he’s almost a year into treatment and they say he has about 4 years of life left. I’ve already lost 2 family members to cancer and now it’ll eventually claim one of the people I’m closest too. Which is why I’m now saving a lot of money to provide to the McMillan foundation and make a wish. Jay story was an eye opener to me and I had no idea I’d so soon experience this same story with a loved one. Jay will be forever in my heart as will all the victims of this hideous illness.

[@Morrov]

I sincerely hope your father is doing well

[@Ghostkeal]

@Morrov I'm sorry to say we lost him a back in 2021.. he was taken to hospital on Christmas eve and due to lockdown from covid I couldn't visit him it was the last time I ever saw him. But I have plenty of good memories of him, holding onto them is what counts

[@Morrov]

@@Ghostkeal I'm really sorry to hear that, in retrospect I'm also sorry for bringing it up. I hope you can make your peace with the situation, fuck cancer.

[@Ash-jy2sy]

I can't fucking believe he's gone. I'd make a funny cancer joke here, but I can't. Rest in peace, dude.

[@54321blader]

He was great; had a great sense of tumour. I believe he'd appreciate jokes like that being made, otherwise I wouldn't make it.

[@sullgass]

What a great thing Dan did for that kid, it was actually a pretty fun GTA video too. Glad Jay had fun with Dan and Matt; would love to see these guys play again.

[@SenTheTurtle3]

This video genuinely made me smile. Good on you, Dan, and especially good on you, Jay.

[@themastergland]

lmao jay has a better mic than matt

[@zookerberg758]

Jay has a great sense of tumour

[@obliviousotterI]

FUCK YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL HENIOUS BASTARD

[@KOT_AMV]

that pun alone would be enough to get me to propose to someone honestly

[@northstarstatepolitics1652]

Thats so messed up but it's funny so.

[@Its_Mannix]

Rest in peace Jay, I’m glad you got the most out of your last few years ❤️❤️❤️

[@rubatron1]

Please, PLEASE make more videos with Jay. You guys are fucking hilarious together. You just have to do a top fun vid with him.

[@Zerff]

jesus christ, that title

[@The804R]

Shane B Well, I mean, he's not wrong.

[@AdeleAdkinsfan7]

It's the kind of title you would expect to see on a Leafy video. :p

[@tjbk9631]

Samuel Mathison leafy should be the one with cancer

[@Poggle566]

+Samuel Mathinson "NerdCubed LITERALLY Murders Make a Wish Kid"

[@tommy-leepearson9929]

Slyceth fuck off you imbecile

[@Honeybreee]

To be honest you should monetize this and give the revenue to Make-A-Wish

[@voicewhisperer462]

Tony Flamingo It wasnt Make A Wish...It was Starlight but excellent idea!

[@taranwelsh5667]

Tony Flamingo yeah but then he's also giving money to KZbin and his network

[@Honeybreee]

But most of it would be going to Starlight/MakeAWish

[@McHeisenburger]

Rest In Peace, Jay. You were a comedic genius.

[@silverheart2073]

wow jay is really lucky.... wait, no he isnt I'm actually debating weather jay is lucky or unlucky in my head

[@silverheart2073]

but then again he gets to terrorise his friends on viscera detail (couldn't remember the whole name) he gets to draw not juice, he gets to hear 'stories' from sophie and he gets sophie to do his make-up maybe he is pretty lucky

[@kuak1228]

james tootle but that means that he's had cancer twice

[@jackwally9]

He's had cancer TWICE and his wish took 3 years he's both lucky and unlucky. But mostly lucky.

[@andriskrumins3706]

Pancakes Buttered Toast relapsed a third time, this time he is not going to recover.

[@APE_FIST]

Smiley The smiling Werewolf How do you know

[@lrcc3588]

man,you reached a new level with this video,you were giving your best and fuck me I'm laughing so hard!

[@dandy8670]

Gray Fox That name... I salute you friend.

[@omnipresentsnowflake4698]

Matt reached a new level*

[@OfficiallyMacNCheese]

Gray Fox no

[@thescaredshadow]

When I saw the thumbnail and the title, I thought the video was gonna be about a Breaking Bad mod.

[@alexeverett308]

Same here lol

[@bul13ts]

Turns out it was Fixing Good!

[@Kerm88]

thescaredshadow i was hoping it was...

[@PerryPlanet]

same!

[@aknightwhosaysnein3378]

I thought it would be a rant about the Online Multiplayer in GTA V.

[@guyonacomputer1261]

MAKE JAY A REGULAR, HE IS HILARIOUS

[@sparkstorm8501]

YES

[@sen4403]

Bit late

[@HilaryGillesHMG]

I love that Dan did this for him in his last moments RIP

[@willbudd4654]

I love ur GTA 5 videos please can you do more videos with Jay as he is such a funny guy

[@sparkstorm8501]

yes

[@galaxygold5939]

so to play games with nerdcubed all you have to do is get double cancer? Hmm.... anyone know the nearest cigarette and toxic waste factory?

[@Ranger_4878]

Galaxy Gold Siri says 25 miles due north

[@robertmonroe6434]

if you do nuke your balls you might be able to hop around on them for a while too lol.

[@callummclachlan4771]

Travel to Fukushima.

[@shadowman21282]

that may just turn you into a superhero with cigarette based powers

[@galaxygold5939]

or a cigarette with toxic waste powers

[@mrshmrsh5073]

The title is just too good.

[@laura9159]

This is amazing. More KZbinrs need to do this. I commend you, NerdCubed.

[@joeypalmiero7576]

“Literally cancer” Yeah... literally

[@GM-sl2fv]

Best video on KZbin, I come back to this so often because it is so wonderful

[@psyko2666]

Dan might not be the cure of cancer, but he can't make it worst, right?

[@loonatm4156]

Top 4ce I'll tell you something, he can't make your English worse.

[@psyko2666]

General Surgeons warning: My English may cause cancer.

[@Squishydew]

I bet he could make it sausage.

[@Tachiiiiii]

Top 4ce Jay confirmed Dan cures cancer

[@ryanfletcher8634]

I wish I could like this multiple times. Dan hire this boy as your protege and put him in many, many, many more videos.

[@TheLycanDragon]

This is a really nice thing you've done, Dan. :)

[@dylanh8163]

For anyone watching the videos again, there’s a sad update. Jay’s cancer came back and it got worse, he passed away yesterday.

[@matthewjenkins914]

Plz do more vids with that kid. He's fuckin great

[@probablynot8154]

It says to be continued at the end!

[@darkability1393]

Lets hope it's true!

[@surffroggthegodofblues6848]

best video in like forevers i want jay to be reacuring and i want them to keep on picking on matt

[@asphere8]

Oh my god his laugh is amazing

[@Subreon]

it's the literal laugh of life. Also: are you a furry? :3

[@asphere8]

CheeseCoatedChopper It really is! (also yes!)

[@Subreon]

Sulaco F1 uuuh, why does everyone need to know what you're doing in your private life?

[@asphere8]

lmao

[@poopboy3998]

Kahdek ewww a furry

[@TheShadesOfBlack]

This may actually be the best video this whole site has on it.

[@Poolio_10]

Still can't believe this legend is passed on... KZbin just put this back in my recommendations and it's 5 AM. I don't need to be crying this late at night KZbin ;-;

[@g..g1107]

This is fucking awesome. Dan is offically President of the World. And Jay is fucking funny

[@MrBaconstrips13]

Loving seeing Dan playing this again!!

[@kieransaul2711]

Somewhere, too softly for anyone to hear, an English teacher is applauding Dan's correct use of the word literally.

[@angrybidoof847]

Kieran Saul and all the linguistic teachers are rolling thier collective eyes at them

[@freindmaker4473]

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN patrick douglass aka jacksfilms

[@thebeastmk2]

And here we are again to be sad once more, truly missed , never forgotten

[@caydeeivey8930]

I just found out about Jay and the second I heard him start talking and being all happy I couldn't but cry. Jay was a wondeful person and he will stay in all of our hearts. Rest in peace.

[@katieduncan7806]

Am I the only one who thinks this is super cute.

[@loganrobinson7599]

sage desney No

[@GeekyGamer167]

I would love to see more stuff with this guy, sorta like father and sundays but with Jay

[@kiba_the_lucky]

I saw the title, and for a second I thought it was a pyrocynical video

[@petermcintyre9688]

Liz I thought that he was just referring to the GTA online community in the title

[@Jebadieyea]

Peter McIntyre i just thought of waffles

[@twottle1274]

Liz Same.

[@bobbox12]

Jay for new nerdcubed member

[@nope110]

this is actually so cool like dan is such a nice guy like he didnt even seem like was doing this because he felt he had to or because he pitied him he genuinely seemed privileged to play with jay and he damn well should, jay is awesome!