How to Beat the OGRE TWINS in NOBODY SLEEPS IN THE WOODS TONIGHT

[@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339]

I would have preferred the horror nerd to survive. He’s the one pointing out at the beginning that the situation is sketchy and they need to be cautious - and yet, he rushed into his manoeuvre, not thinking it through and not taking precautions and therefore died… I think it’d have been better if the most prepared was the one to live for once (comparable to Zombieland)

[@ChoJun69]

and i think he was perfect example of the "nerds" we pretend to be. He knew what he should've done(yell from far so he could run, clearly the guys are massive so a simple knife wound wouldnt work in any of the movies or stories he read in books/novels/shows),what he shouldn't do too and yet he still died like any other stupid person in extremely terrifying situation, because life isnt waiting for your turn to do the badass trick of surviving. Although i think he would have survived if he just followed what he said "nope, fuck it, im out of this camping i dont give a single fuck about anyone" and leaves as that what i would've done. 1 kid missing in the forest = you call police for rescue operation, not play dumb sherlock holmes.

[@ehwhynot7631]

He died for nyash

[@TheJammer-k7v]

Yeah Julek was probably the first person I’ve seen in a horror movie that’s actually smart-

[@edgehanger8558]

A missing kid and blood in the area he was last seen is a MAJOR reason to stop the hike and get police involved smh..

[@PanoramicView-o5p]

Honestly, that counselor was so stupid she sees that one of the kids are missing there's obvious blood on a tree and she wants to be so clueless and delusional talk about is tree sap I'm like woman you know his blood stop playing. And that really irritated me then they go deeper in the woods they find a old house she wants to go inside the house that she wants to go down in the basement I'm ready to come home now come on you're making the worst retarded decisions on the planet like if she would have survived to get fired because she put them kids in danger like for real

[@CasualCat64]

Nah

[@KaienShirayuki]

I'm a guy from Poland. Couple of things - postmen back in the day were like friends in the community. Well, depends, but especially in smaller towns and villages they were like a part of every family to the point they even they took care of the elderly if needed, and were the source of news within the community; hence why it took me as a no surprise the guy investigated what's going on. Things have changed tho. As a former postman of modern age, I couldn't care less if someone was murdered in my area. - Poland is very christian centered. That would take an entire video just to talk about how much. On most camps religion is a holistic measure - Typo in the name. It should be Zosia. It's pronounced "Zoshia" rather than "Zoja" - I'm no expert but even though we have such laws, it doesn't mean you cannot be sued back by the attacker or even sentenced by the state. It's another can of worms, things kinda changed last month but still. There were couple of loud cases when the victim defended themselves but they still landed in jail. Of course, what happens in the woods stays in the woods, if you catch my drift - Touchy priests are still a problem in Poland. Ball gag is ironic. Just recently a priest's spicy conversation came out - The main number is 112. The others are either not working or will redirect you to 112. Not sure, never had to call an emergency number in my life - Yeah, Poland is small. It's possible to arrive to the nearest town in a couple of hours on foot from a place like that. I used to do so recreationally. Next town 30 min drive by car took me 5 hours

[@Dronkrat]

That's a fact

[@krunoslavkovacec1842]

I wouldn't say that Poland is small. However, it's densely populated so there's a village or a town nearby always.

[@kyrohowe3156]

@@krunoslavkovacec1842 Kinda reminds me of Europe 101

[@leia8]

poland is not that small

[@krunoslavkovacec1842]

@@kyrohowe3156 What do you mean?

[@Flaris]

So many chances for most of these characters to survive. Iza deserves that zero score. Got herself and three others killed directly because of her incompetence. I kind of feel bad for Julek. Seemed like a good guy that did his best in a bad situation.

[@adrenjones9301]

30 years of playing hide and seek in the basement, has turned them into perfect sneak machines.

[@elias-vh9ky]

real

[@Dwarf_Manlet]

This is true

[@glasshorse6893]

leveled up their sneak stat by just crouching when their mom's around

[@azrael6376]

@@glasshorse6893 Your SNEAK increased to 100.

[@Cheater5445]

As a Polish person, I can confirm that that's the accurate documentary of how Podlasie (northeast Poland) looks.

[@Dasdwear]

I would like to live there,can you tell how hight are the taxes for enterpreneur? And so on?

[@Cheater5445]

@@Dasdwear I am no economist, but it's affordable living at about 800€ a month

[@thestasior9775]

bydgoszcz

[@michaelasmitty]

We gotta talk about the first missing person in these stories. A mailman goes missing in the 90s and no one ever finds the cannibals? BS. Even if he has no family or friends, his job would miss him. Police doing any amount of investigation would follow his route and know that he must have died somewhere between his last successful delivery and his next failed one. This house is immediately suspect and they’d have found the mutants in no time flat. Beat the mutants before half the characters are born.

[@thewayofthebeard3680]

Isn’t the mailman the same guy as the guy with the shotgun? Also wondering why he didn’t report the incident & why he was acting so suspicious

[@hahafunnyname]

@@thewayofthebeard3680 the mailman got eaten, the shotgun gun is a seperate person (still weird)

[@winiary7x]

@@hahafunnyname nah it's the same guy it was lit in the credit scene

[@sciu_gabriel]

If Darkwood taught me anything it's that nothing good lies in the polish forest.

[@Rojek-ls3dl]

as a pole. I can say that nothing good lies in Poland alltogether, though food is tasty here

[@Arguvandal]

I always check for stick savages and red chompers when walking in those woods

[@Rojek-ls3dl]

@@Arguvandal i always look for naive kids in the woods that I can throw down the wood chipper I mean, what?

[@projectpitchfork860]

@@Rojek-ls3dl Don't say that. Or else Poland gets divided again.

[@projectpitchfork860]

@@Rojek-ls3dl Why do you do that? You could use them as food, why do you have to be so wastefull?

[@wojciechwerner8787]

I knew that you joked about meteor giving them wrong superpowers but what if hit really give them super stealth abilities?

[@emanionasile5018]

@@rickrolled3666 stop

[@yoda6292]

If you were ever in the woods you know the 1st rule, never run through the woods in a horror movie, watch 45° downwards in front of you, that way you can see if there are roots poking out so you can jump and you can see if there is a tree in front of you that you have to dodge, and always try to leap upwards when running, that way you are going bigger distances using a bit less power and more momentum and the ground is pretty uneven, rocky and almost never flat so it'll be easier. That way it will take you significantly less time and energy to outrun the mutants, the leftover energy can be then used to: 1. If you went to the old man, gtab his shotgun and aim for mutants ankles or knees, with 500lbs one bad joint is gonna lead them to damnation and you can proceed to the camp. At the camp, don't even try to explain, they won't believe you, grab supplies and make a hike for the town. 2. If you went directly for the camp, tackle someone break their leg and/or pretend you broke a rib or two, call an ambulance, when you are in closest town call the cops, tell them you either saw some wanted murderer there, some creepy lady soaked in blood or that your friend disappeared in that house, but by any means don't mention the mutants, because there is a chance that: 1) the government knows and will exterminate you 2) they won't believe you 3) they will find mutants and then exterminate you so that you can't talk about them. *The more you know the less you shall show.* 3. If you ran for the church, damn homie idk what to say, say a few prayers and keep running. Or maybe you can call the police, they might actually find you.

[@alexthanasai9757]

bro ong the movie gave me brain damage from the bad decisionmaking of the characters HOLY SHIT

[@xanders8100]

In a movie called “Tucker and Dale vs Evil” a character literally dies because he was blindly running through the woods for no good reason. Lol

[@PuPuChangg]

I long for a world where nerd explains uploads daily

[@csofficial608]

Good video's take time and the research needed for those videos takes a while

[@itsirish9582]

@Baseball Koshien I think he means that if it were possible to keep the same quality it would be awesome

[@sand8515]

Oh no you want my boy to die of exhaustion 😅

[@tannerbishop9384]

I fully agree. When I discovered him I watched all of his videos way too fast and now I get super excited when a new video comes out

[@itsirish9582]

@@tannerbishop9384 same

[@tillmen4444]

15:29 If he's trying to disable he should aim for tha Achilles tendon as its easy to see and safe to hit from behind

[@kennonat8494]

Alright Campers, today you'll find out if you can outrun the average giant.

[@kayladjeje4373]

Total drama island always has the craziest challenges

[@hanwkie]

tell me why i read this in Chris Mcleans voice LOL

[@rados1aw]

It's interesting how this is set in Poland. I'm from Poland and its great to see more movies set their stories around Poland.

[@adamkisiel799]

No that's krindż Polska™ is stupid who would live there? (definetely not me) Worst country ever how did it even????

[@wig.snatcher]

jak zobaczyłem powiadomienie to sie zdziwiłem mocno

[@astl0nek782]

@@wig.snatcher ja tez

[@rados1aw]

@@wig.snatcher tak samo

[@Night-Rider101]

Ale jaja

[@LizardWizard-tw9tg]

Thank you for teaching me how to survive two hungry hillbillies, this will be very useful if I ever need to survive two hungry hillbillies! (Fr I do love your content)

[@juandiegocorton9778]

But not if there are 3 or 4.

[@eeligator9586]

Lol never know! The Hills Have Eyes too lol

[@dontfactcheck376]

Love the content man. Keep up the great work

[@sparten1192]

Ima fact check you just in case

[@msachin4885]

Bro this Team is BURINING that midnight oil rn Every video is entertaining and im quite impressed they haven't forsaken quality for time

[@avoidingcord6188]

3:59 nope. they should have a whistle. its how hikers communicate with each other to say they are lost, but its a movie so it might end badly with one

[@csofficial608]

I love this movie , so excited that it finally got covered PS : i also love your channel

[@mcloganm8701]

Second one sucks tho

[@csofficial608]

@@mcloganm8701 yeah , we didn't need a full on mutant s3x scene

[@Willzyx88]

Yeah, I remember watching this one night. Weird film but I had committed to seeing it through. Quirky origin of the mutant lads.

[@mcloganm8701]

@@csofficial608 Yeah they probably could've gone without that lmao

[@jamesuk6945]

ive watched so many films through this channel, a lot i dont think id ever have given a chance before

[@Kelloggs99]

When he said the little joke about the movie chronicle I instantly smiled ear to ear 😂 I love that movie and think a lot of people forgot about it

[@spectergames3721]

I like how the movie is about a camp for teens addicted to electronics and everyone watching it watching on a phone or another electronic

[@rasheemthebestfirstone3274]

Yup ha ha

[@RenegadeLK]

My goodness the mutants from Poland are just built different compared to their The Hill Has Eyes and Wrong Turn (Early 2000s) counterparts.

[@DareToBeDeviant]

These were the most ridiculous looking mutants ever in Hollywood and I've seen a lot. They look like melted candles. But anyway, I love coming back to this channel. It's a great how-to with cinema without having to stop every ten seconds to say "okay".

[@user-ri1vc4qv8j]

Exactly. Like the how to beat channel

[@Migustinder]

I literally just watched this and the sequel on netflix 3 days ago. Such a good timing to get a video on this

[@Jade_Stone_]

If I'm being honest about the gamersupps stuff, it was weird. The flavor was very flat and the packaging didn't do a good job explaining the flavor. Like I had one that was honeydew flavored (which is fine I like honeydew) but I didn't know it was honeydew until I started drinking it which was very offputting, honeydew is not a good flavor to be surprised by. So I'd give it a 6/10 for an energy drink supplement

[@Jade_Stone_]

@@4x4von it was a free sample (and actually it was free with no strings attached) I drink a lot of energy drinks so I got the free sample and left a review for anyone who didn't try it and is considering buying it. Go be a cynical douchecanoe somewhere else bud.

[@bunnio5451]

I had the Dragonfruit one first. Not gonna lie I felt called out when he started talking about it, I felt really bad. But the flavor just wasn’t there and yeah it tastes like it should have been carbonated to get the full effect. That’s where I’m leaving my “review” considering you pretty much got everything I experienced

[@Jade_Stone_]

@@bunnio5451 yeah same. I like the lighter flavors but it def needed some bubbles or something because being flat gives more of a sensation of overripe fruit than it does fresh fruit.

[@CEOofAutism]

@@bunnio5451 I don’t think he really cares I think it was just supposed to be a funny ad

[@prettyevil6662000]

@@bunnio5451 I also got dragon fruit in my sample pack and it was super flat and almost flavorless. I described the flavor as watered down pink flavor because it didn't taste like dragon fruit at all. Just kind of a generic sugary flavor.

[@Sampras8491]

I actually respect a decent effort to learn how to pronaunce Polish names. As a Pole, I approve.

[@wiltedsaint]

Was hoping you'd do this movie for quite a while now. Thanks, Nerd Explains!

[@placidflunky6642]

Great to see you have a more rapid upload schedule now

[@ZireaelHere]

At 2:52 , he's not taunting him about being a cyclist, it's a Polish (more offensive) word for a gay person = pedał, which is also bike pedal :P

[@ReaperSilently]

was waiting for the upload! Thanks for the awesome work Nerd! keep it up

[@joshua7978]

I love the more frequent content! This is fantastic. "Since she has chosen violence-" I love your content and get excited every time it says you got another video out. My favorite channel on KZbin right now is this one without a doubt! Thanks for all the great content! One tiny little critique though: I feel like there's a little less comedic sass than in your earlier video's. Or maybe the video's I'm thinking of (The Crazies, 28 Weeks Later, Dawn of the Dead were my favorites) were just asking for it more XD.

[@hypermaeonyx4969]

Moral of the Story: Don't fucking split up and DEVOUR FOR THE OGRE KINGDOMS!

[@alexandersumrall6408]

Dude your sooo awesome!!! I love these soooo much!! I look forward to them every time they come out!! You do a bomb job at them!!

[@faithruckdeschel1294]

He possibly could've also squished himself underneath the desk at least until the mutant was busy checking out the holy box or behind the altar? I liked part 2 even more.

[@maximalsakerhet7930]

I would like to see Nerd Explains cover a movie where the characters actually make reasonable decisions. If there even are any of those movies lol, seems like most plots couldn't happen if the characters had any common sense.

[@kaiseremotion854]

yea, since the most common sense to do is normally just GTFO

[@David-fy4fw]

Love that he's uploading more often now

[@TalentCaldwell]

AVOID THE SEQUEL! It’s terrible. And what they do with the final girl Zosia is just duuummmmb. 😵‍💫 No need for a How To Beat video.

[@kingmuizz708]

Can you tell me what happens anyway?

[@Dasdwear]

What happens

[@TalentCaldwell]

@@kingmuizz708 I’m sorry I posted this yesterday but it seems YT had blocked anyone from seeing it so I’m reposting with some edits so hopefully it appears: SPOILERS: The survivor of the first movie (Zosia) becomes a hillbilly monster like the fat twins about 30 minutes into it. Cops thinks she’s lying about everything that happened in the first film and arrest her instead. Despite all of the carnage we saw to the contrary. The new main character (Cop) of the sequel ends up becoming a hillbilly monster too and they fall in love and have hillbilly monster s*x about an hour in. Then the final act is of those two on a k*ll spree. Oh and the fat hillbilly monster twins from the first film are alive and uninjured and spend the whole movie resting in a jail cell.

[@TalentCaldwell]

@@Dasdwear SPOILERS: The survivor of the first movie (Zosia) becomes a hillbilly monster like the fat twins about 30 minutes into it. Cops thinks she’s lying about everything that happened in the first film and arrest her instead. Despite all of the carnage we saw to the contrary. The new main character (Cop) of the sequel ends up becoming a hillbilly monster too and they fall in love and have hillbilly monster s*x about an hour in. Then the final act is of those two on a k*ll spree. Oh and the fat hillbilly monster twins from the first film are alive and uninjured and spend the whole movie resting in a jail cell.

[@alesalazar1175]

@@TalentCaldwell that sounds atrocious 😩

[@cory6266]

I have to say, that was the best sponsor plug I've ever heard.

[@artvrl]

absolutely love your page keep it up man

[@neonbunnies9596]

Nerd Explains needs to do action movies. Imagine him trying to explain what to do in Die Hard

[@GenesiisDavid]

I love this channel so much. I literally can't wait for your videos.

[@velocityvector2214]

When i saw that battle axe dissection at the end of the movie i instantly realized it was a throw back to beginning of the first wrong turn movie

[@thegrimreaper990]

Second one to be exact.

[@australovenatortomino_1741]

7:19 Awww, Boris Vos has blessed us!

[@kennedykomornik1844]

10:43 No, you are actually right. Thought generally I would call 112 instead of 997

[@blindey]

I love the ratings for the protagonists at the end.

[@spookyboi6493]

Finally Nerd Explains is making a video about this movie. I'm from Poland and I've watched this movie many times.

[@JamoyMckoy-wn4ck]

Love your channel

[@thegrimreaper990]

As a Simple Polish guy I am do happy to see this video. Keep it up.

[@bjmccann1]

When the headmaster asked, "Why is it so hard to be offline?", I kinda felt attacked.

[@soarin64]

yea but at the same time i think he a technophobe

[@lao-ce8982]

I love your thumbnails!!! 🔥🔥

[@jamesuk6945]

Ngl love this channel so much, each upload is so nice too see

[@Wellindark]

Happy to be there for the last Sana, I loved everything that you created, you're amazing, I hope you'll be able to keep it up for later! :D

[@marlenejrgensen5126]

"Your loyalty is appreciated" that was the most threatening non-threat sentence I´ve ever heard xD

[@Kzstro]

Everyone gangsta till you’re camping and you hear Kurt - Cheel

[@pulsar2712]

"If you and your fellow campers wandered onto the property of a pair of cannibalistic mutant giants,what would you do?" isn't the kind of question I thought I would ever have to answer

[@Bananbanditvr]

Nerd explains always makes my day

[@eeligator9586]

These ogres mutant things look like Nemesis’ cousins from Resident Evil lmao Love the video as usual tho Nerd

[@sibithecat3390]

"Poland Is A Square” Nerd Explains 2022 July 30th.

[@celticcursegaming4277]

I liked this move but the sequel is wild.

[@lilellajr]

“I wouldve been out that window in two seconds after that first thunderous footstep sent dust cascading over my head” 😂😂😂😂 I’m weak

[@roadworkaheadyaisurehopeitdoes]

his voice is soothing, i like that. it means i can listen to his videos while playing a boring dialogue-filled section of a video game.

[@scotigaming2517]

I love your content Lad keep it up! 👍

[@Yuuki_12]

Tried to not watch this until another video dropped, made it seventeen hours. Content is too good

[@Shemagh4]

20:17 "Everything above your neck is gonna be a fiine red mist!" -sniper T-- team fortress reference???

[@xretrox4923]

Nerd explains is the only person i believe when he says if he don't see orders soon people will start having accidents😂

[@FeralFox1]

Hay man I remember when you did the free taste test of the GG drinks and I got some ordered and it was so good and trust me I will definitely order more

[@donaldduck7707]

This is another Nerd Explains, where my usual Tipp to Wear a Heat would Apply

[@bobbymandude]

That aggressive sponsorship is hilarious.

[@sogish6350]

You spoil us with so many videos, Nerd

[@Koa_n_Mio]

I wonder why people don't apply for a camp counselor position, seems like people are just dying to get in.

[@luketheslayer1047]

Someone: *Shows the slightest sign of aggresion* Me: *Already prepares the plan how to chose violence against him/her*

[@davidschrank9544]

Wow that hand by the tree starting to sound like the ritual

[@sadpotato6330]

"Why is his car crap all of a sudden?" Dude, we are in poland, what were you expecting?

[@Mejloee]

I’ve been waiting for this video for a Long time now🙌🏼

[@eltito9829]

It's a good day when nerd explains uploads a video

[@gubre2195]

I love how aggressively he advertised the sponsor thingy

[@ashtonsmith7398]

Bro I love how he does his Sponsors boy be threatin. Be like I've come to collect my cut

[@hell_yeah52admin67]

Nice bro couldn’t wait for this one now on with the show

[@KG72740]

1:40 The Wigry 3 Bicycle is timeless classic

[@lordz00]

Pole here: the stand-your-ground thing is not real - you have correctly found the excerpt, but it was recently added and you need to have some very heavy reasons that you can prove in court why one would have to defend themselves with lethal force (plus Poland is pretty low on the gun possession numbers scale). It's okay to go around people and ask for help if needed, the crime is so low that nobody would see anything weird in knocking the doors of a cabin in the woods. Personally, this is the first thing I would do if I needed help. Such cabins are 99% of the time owned by elderly couples who make it their retirement go-to vacation bungaloo. Additionaly, population saturation in Poland is really high - it's very hard to find truly desolate places like in the US. 112 is correct.

[@BennyTygohome]

I love the threatening consequences of we don't order the advertised product.

[@kras5]

Can’t wait for you to cover the part 2 of this franchise (it’s so wierd)🤣

[@HexenStar]

(13:17) 50 miles in a day? LOL Unlikely. Cross country, that would require from them to walk at a speed of no less than 5 km/h for about 16 hours, no break. That's way longer than a military special forces bootcamp type hike. That requires proper preparation: tactical, physical and logistical. More so, after about 6 hours, they are likely to develop burns and blisters on their feet (at least), which even if they power through pain - will continuously impede their walking speed to a crawl. Thus, extending the time much further, making them even more vulnerable and slowly taking away their physicality, which they don't seem to have in the first place. A calculated, measured track would be a smarter option. 15:25 For that nerd , - to execute a precise slash to a vital point like a femoral artery (which is much higher than the arrow in the video) would be next to impossible. Stabbing a much taller mutant in the neck - is another bad idea that is guaranteed to fail. Repeated gangsta-style stabs would work on a regular human, but not on a huge mutant who obviously has an very high pain threshold. He is most likely to overpower the kid on the second stab and crush him like an eggshell. The only smart attack would be to cut with all the strength through the muscles and tendons slightly above the ankle. Even a forceful deep cut behind the knee should be good enough. That would more than likely drop the mutant to the floor: because, anatomy and physics. Of course, a crippled mutant (especially a ninja one) can still chase and lunge at us, so a swift escape should follow the window of the attack. Unless of course the nerd took a courage pill and utilized his secretly practiced Sam Fisher knife skills to deliver a second strike through the mutant's head/throat to finish it.

[@martinleicht2214]

112 is a europe wide number for emergencys of all kind... So for everything like ambulanced, fire brigade or also for the police

[@JacobSmith-rh2sr]

@Nerd Explains, 50 miles in a day is not so much likely. In rugged terrain, for example like on the Applachian Trail (northeastern section) it's not advised to ever hike more than at most 20 miles. Exhaustion could set in, as well as RABDO

[@Jose-pk9vc]

"Daniella "joints" him " love it XD

[@Pyrocynical2]

The mutants just had some stealth boys

[@kadeshdubose5535]

I’m late but the mailman would be easy to find yeah? His company knows his route and would know the lady was the last delivery.

[@carleemaramataupae8146]

I got goose bumps when I watched this

[@notanoniem]

Thanks for covering this movie!

[@1983SpringBonnie]

This movie and its sequel are interesting, glad they're getting recognition.

[@lewiscfcszn]

is it just me that comes to this channel to find good films to watch

[@Vikt0rian]

Dude... The Adds are still on point, I have no idea how you keep going about it. xD

[@brionmiller1249]

I honestly cannot wait until you do how to beat, "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey"

[@caseycarey2874]

THANK UUU, boredom was killing me

[@caseycarey2874]

@@an-animal-lover same, Nerd Explains is 100% my favorite! But I do enjoy watching cinema summary as well

[@douserazerngl9453]

4:13 That hand behind the tree reminded me of Look-See ...

[@codyoverton447]

Always remember the prowess of the ancient stick. We killed animals bigger than are alive today with the mighty stick. The stick is always a serious weapon so don’t turn one down because you think it’s nonlethal

[@faves633]

A thing to point out "animals only attack when they're hungry" um... no. Stupid saying. A: Advanced mammalian predators, such as wild cats and wolves DO attack for sport B: Exactly how are you supposed to know if an animal is desperately hungry? C: Territorial responses have nothing to do with hunger and are far more likely. You want to ACTUALLY be safe from animals attacks- DON'T go off the trial DO stay in a group DON'T pester wildlife DON'T feed wildlife DON'T bring a dog that wants to pick a fight with everything that breaths DO bring a dog that is big enough to make a difference and can control itself DO carry a freaking weapon just in case things go tits up and a cougar decides he's feeling frisky Treat wild animals like they deserve their own space and 90% of the time, you should be fine.

[@BradleyRichards]

NerdExplains Is Officially Going S Tier KZbinr Mode.

[@BreifCase51802]

The thumbnail is me when the wife won't let me go fishing

[@isappycracks]

so true #fishing4life