Kronii's Massage Lady Suddenly Asks Kronii About Her Ribbon

[@Hoodspirit]

It's good to hear that the ribbon is made out of organic materials, eco friendly Kronii.

[@Real_MisterSir]

Recyclable Kronii Low carbon footprint Kronii Seaturtle friendly Kronii

[@45_akmalfatah57]

yeah, IKR :v

[@Icetea-2000]

I never thought about that, when women with fake breasts decompose in graves their breast implants must still stay intact after the body is gone

[@peroni_]

Biodegradable ribbons

[@to_cya_]

90% Legs 9% Ribbon 1% Something else

[@Real_MisterSir]

90% Legs 85% Ribbon -3% something else Scientists will say the math doesn't add up, but then again Kronii is the time lord and thus is not bound by time and space and common math like the rest of us mortals

[@benjamindeloney]

Where does subway and gwak add in?

[@fetatroll]

It's love. 🥹

[@hate6crew6death6roll]

@@fetatroll its SOMETHING to do with love, you could say, yea

[@sned_dunes]

1% depression

[@vanguardRailgun924]

Girls: “Omg! Is that Ribbon real?” Boys: “Woah….Nice Clock.”

[@NeroAl]

“Thanks man, you too”

[@vanguardRailgun924]

@@NeroAl 🗿

[@maririn02]

Kronii is indeed suffering from success.

[@TwinklesTheChinchilla]

"Do guys-" No. In spite of what the chat says, no, we don't.

[@OhWaker]

2:43 We were so close, bros

[@NeuronActivation]

So on top of having one of the most ecchi designs made by her wonderful artist. She is also top heavy irl, Kronii must have felt great after that compliment.

[@kenjethao7774]

I always thought she wasnt as busty irl cause her arms go through her chest during her 3d streams but who knows.

[@anothnypitt443]

@@kenjethao7774 I mean, can be busty IRL but the model is just waaaay too overdone. Because I doubt she is THAT leggy irl, unless she is part spider crab.

[@khaychi]

Kronii and her stripper outfit. Never gets old. 🙈

[@sparhawk2195]

Stripper outfit lol. She's rather tame compared to what Wada has designed in Fate series.

[@memer34per39]

Well... I guess supposedly "her" photo is either fake, after all. Or the clothes were too baggy...

[@GODZILLAmonsoon]

I love women.

[@Real_MisterSir]

Kronii: "guyyyys, don't focus so much on the ribbon" Also Kronii:

[@zufarrafif3504]

She having contradiction in her heart from being weird out to prideful and want to admit she is perfect

[@kkj_-ry4kt]

The clock club’s two blocks down, clock woman

[@Kurozora13]

Thanks for the clip! I was actually VOD gang for this, so I was kinda taken aback hearing about this out of context. But I think it’s sweet to see Kronii embrace her girly side.

[@Guiltyhao]

🎀 Now i can't even look at ribbon the same again, thank you kronii 🙏⏰🙏

[@DoRevenge97]

I like the slight head tilt when she's trying to explain the story lmao 😂 The ribbon is real! 🙏🎀🙏

[@Sonicmaster2008]

Gotta love her laughs and giggles. NO ONE can resist the BIG Ribbon.

[@Voids19]

Honestly, Kronii’s *ribbon* is pretty massive. It is understandable people would be amazed by its *perfection* and size…

[@blazingkite8983]

"Girls compliment like "hey, nice ribbon", and people take that as a compliment, but how does that work with a guy? like do you say- "Hey, nice-" *wheeze* like what do you say to that?" "Nice clock bro" "Thank you bro, yours too"

[@bigthecat4276]

Out of all the things I expected to ever escape her mouth, the ribbon being real, certainly was not one of them. Although trust me, I'm not complaining I'll be damned

[@pWoLiAn]

thats not how u use "trust me"

[@AquaticLettuce]

Dude, nice clip bro. You're packin

[@Nerrev]

Thanks bro👊

[@suspicious_pebble]

@@Nerrevbro, at least compliment him back.

[@Nerrev]

I thought saying you too was weird in that situation so I didn't...

[@AquaticLettuce]

@@Nerrev Bro...

[@purebaldness]

​@@suspicious_pebbleyou've made it awkward, man. Damn...

[@panzlithium]

You know, it have its own gravitational pull

[@sparko9662]

THE RIBBON THE RIBBON IS REEAAALLL . . . I mean like literally her IRL and her model are same size.

[@cahryos644]

Man... I will never be the same after this. This info actually blow my f*cking head off

[@JeremyHernandez-ur2vd]

So Kronii is the Calli of Promise

[@kroiffle3781]

Kronii's "ASSET"

[@disky01]

As a straight guy, I don't see anything un-straight about complimenting another guy's appearance or noting when a guy is attractive. Humanity just has standards for these things and it doesn't hurt to say something nice. Provided it's acceptable in social context, of course.

[@mob806]

Nice clock

[@Boyzby]

I feel like girls complement each other all the time and talk about how they're so pretty and what they like about them, but a guy apparently can't compliment another guy without being into him-which is a whole different thing I really have a problem with. I guess the easiest way to phrase it is I can recognize attraction without being attracted to it that way. My type is more "manly" like Kiryu Kazama and I largely dislike pretty boy/host types like Claude from Three Houses because they just feel so fake.

[@jaack2565]

yo nice clock bro is it natural

[@mikayari185]

​@@BoyzbyI mean, a guy still can and there are instances where a guy complimenting another isn't just them being into the guy. "I like your cut", "Nice fit", all that sorta stuff is pretty common and have been standardized especially in internet culture.

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Kronii Is Perfect So Its Natural!

[@FEED1NGFRENZY]

Just like danchou, “it’s” accurate irl😂

[@Timeyy]

Nothing weird about complimenting your homies' clocks in the locker room right guys ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@bryal7811]

3:36 You can see her *fighting* the urge not to quote it but she definitely knows where the leather club is.

[@saltfisher]

thank you for the clip!

[@lollypopalopicus-jm6co]

Kronii out her verbally doing that model vs irl "ribbon" comparison trend that was going around last year.

[@frostblasts]

I may have known about the ♂️ LEATHER ♂️

[@Butter_Warrior99]

I’ve had two professional massages in my life. Thankfully they were both very professional and I enjoyed the massage.

[@matiaspereyra9392]

yeah "wdym lucky" is the correct reaction, mid size is still big and you don't fuck your back

[@civildisorder]

There's a pattern starting to form of ample vtubers self-reporting on their behind-the-scenes ribbons.

[@ipwnzuall2000times]

she knows about deep dark fantasies??? …could she be any more perfect?

[@ozyssah]

what is that?

[@Dezarc]

gachi had a bit of a revival on twitch around the start of the plagues, van darkholme himself even became a streamer

[@JesseKnight2000]

Man I love Kronii ♥ Thank you Nerrev.👍

[@farrelputra851]

Those milkers looks heavy ma'am Can I hold them for you

[@Slugbunny]

I was not prepared to hear Deep Dark Fantasies, but here we are. Even though the leather club's two blocks down.

[@Wolfoso]

"Nice clock, bro." "Why, thank you bro, yours is nice too!."

[@jaycab2073]

I honestly think Hololive partially base their idols’ character design with the actual person’s personality AND actual physique in mind lol

[@LegatoSkyheart]

So Kronii's "Ribbon" is canon

[@imakazarami5666]

Men's locker room is mostly guys showing who's the boss of the gym.

[@Valius_V]

Soo, another day with discovering how PERFECT Kronii is

[@labmasterx5599]

I read "Massager" from the title as "Manager" and I was very concerned for a moment

[@Edward.E.]

Same

[@nexustom5823]

Same

[@chadnarukami1942]

So she indeed slap her irl ribbon in 3d

[@alvarodiaz2221]

one thing is the model, but now we know THE RIBBON PIECE IS REAL!!!!

[@Circ00mspice]

Sadly it's harder to tell a dude they're packed because you can't see what they're packing 99% of the time

[@kokonut5]

HEY BRO NICE CLOCK

[@joemorgan2390]

She must have been wearing something extra form fitting to make it happen twice in a row.

[@KimFoku]

Everyone love BIG RIBBON

[@MisterVeeg]

this kinda tangent was perhaps the very last sorta thing I expected to hear, somehow. But is also somehow reassuring too

[@LyraLYe]

Kronii big naturals

[@Shanahra-ok1ne]

"Oh lucky" The reaction of every women without backpain and the worry for gravity, haha

[@minimeatball253]

the massage lady was more enthralled at her ribbon rather than her legs proportion

[@trayhl]

2:00 the punchline is back pain.

[@MrTubeStuck]

Kronii looking down makes the whole story even more wholesome

[@NachoHero]

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the ribbon club's two blocks down.

[@Pseudowolf]

Kronii: "Promise me you won't get weird about it" Chat: "You've known us long enough to know we can't make that promise."

[@kamen.rider.decade]

"Masseuse," is the word for that occupation.

[@Edward.E.]

My mind was full of natural thoughts because of this

[@jordy6913]

She's actually big irl????? That's too OP wtf, please nerf, she's already perfect

[@vkmanunubos2577]

Kronii and her vast meme repertoire 😂😂😂

[@Oleksa-Derevianchenko]

Lol, "Bro, you're PACKED" "No touchy, bro! But thanks" 😂 That's funny, I think I should try this

[@UnclePutte]

"Nice clock bro" 😂

[@ksldavid4602]

“Wow amazing chest ahead” boys

[@dariogutierrez6716]

Real? In opposite to what, metaphorical? Silicon is real, too.

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

"oh lucky" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lexacutable]

just a heads up, a person who gives massages professionally is called a masseuse (female) or masseur (male), not a massager

[@fgcFoobiez]

Massage therapist is the preferred term. Masseuse or masseur have negative connotations

[@SystemBot]

what if they identify as a massager

[@imLumineux]

Massage therapist is the technical term. Masseuse and Masseur imply that there are sexual connotations.

[@jordanholloman5907]

@@fgcFoobiez How are those negative?

[@Phobos11]

Massagists. Who cares 😂

[@chainsaw7638]

Poor awkward clock

[@slayerzing2]

I wonder if they get many people that are unnatural that they're always curious

[@SillyMakesVids]

The Krono equivalent is "Big tie"

[@ikari_no_edits]

Well she even more perfect 😂😂

[@loneroninymd]

The ribbon is canon irl, well, i can't say so much, but wooow So her 3d model is like, the most similar ?? Double wooow

[@Real_MisterSir]

fr. People be sayin anime girls are unrealistic standards Kronii standard irl: u wot m8

[@wardenunknown]

@@Real_MisterSirpeople who say that never saw Noel

[@jordanholloman5907]

@@Real_MisterSir There's also Moona's measurements.

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Alright Then, Looks Like The Ribbon Was No Joke Folks! If People Are Asking If They Are Natural Then That's A Huge Compliment! Now The Question Is Who's Bigger, The Kronster Or Calli!

[@hewhoshallnotbenamed5168]

Kronii has some grand clocks.

[@RAINMAKEEER]

My headcannon for Cover finding their talents will always be Talent first, Vtuber concept art later. Because once they find the right person, they'll add their personal features to the Vtuber.

[@TensaiDragon]

I think they were probably trying to compliment her, i suspect as the warden of time, her youthful appearance might have confused them! Also, this probably means she still hasnt lost all that weight she was dieting for too! 😅

[@nanashiplayer6305]

Kronii quoting gachimuchi, she only gets better by the day

[@sparking023]

Kronii suffering from success

[@Vindicator_SD]

Thanks I grew them myself

[@YaB0yMunchies0071]

Woah nice Clock

[@iHeys]

“W Bulge”, I usually say that

[@-Raylight]

God I love Kronii's laugh, she's so adorable. Her ribbon is really so big!! xD

[@JustJustKen]

I mean if I saw that ribbon irl, I would be surprised too.

[@UltimateLoverAnime]

Hey Nerrev! Glad to see you’re still doing well along with the channel. I haven’t had much time to watch streams but I still appreciate the Kronii clips to see what’s up. Keep up the good work!

[@fetatroll]

"Dont be weird. Dont be weird. Dont be weird..." 😶😶😶😶😶😶

[@Yeshbebe]

it's nice hearing stories from character's perspective from time to time

[@Wangshunji]

I want to see how Kanata saw this video 😂😂😂😂😂

[@albinoasesino]

Ah Nice SIDE CHEST ONEGAI MUSCLE MECCHA MOTETAI

[@tahsinhafizz]

She could so easily be a dommy mommy.....ah how i dream of that

[@trevorhensley3185]

Same here!

[@LabMatt]

If they're so big to the point where multiple people ask if they're natural, I think that kinda loops back into itself, making them unnatural

[@ameliawatsonvoicepack4297]

long legs and stacked

[@shifusensei6442]

"Nice clock bro"

[@achtzen]

H-CUP PAIZURI

[@alexdemoya2119]

hey i saw an internet movie with this plot

[@tossapat027]

Kronii ger ERROR

[@Yenrei]

Some people just have insane genetics, all there is to it. Everyone's standards for themselves are different at the end of the day, like a tall person politely disagreeing when someone says "wow, you're so tall" because they grew up among even taller people.

[@rajinderyadav6476]

love the booba vine boom xd

[@akumafuhen]

Bro rip to us growers...