Netflix's Marmaduke is an Animated DISASTER...

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@Saberspark
@Saberspark 2 жыл бұрын
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@AFC2022
@AFC2022 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t Wait For Your Review on Chip n Dale.
@wilbertawdrypictures5647
@wilbertawdrypictures5647 2 жыл бұрын
(Saberspark)Could you please make a video called (What ruined Thomas and friends). And before you ask "Why" it's because your also good at making what's ruinning/ruined... videos, also let me explain it to you like this. The Railway Series(book 1-42): F**k yeah, classic era(season 1-7): great, hit era(season 8-12): not bad but not so good either, Miller era(season 13-16): kill me now, Brenner era(season 17-21): finally it's getting better, BWBA era(season 22-24): What's happening here, All engines go(season 25-26): F**k this S**t I'm out. And as for the rest of you users, please don't shit on me for liking Thomas and friends, we all have our weird interest in things.
@chlorie0w061
@chlorie0w061 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe if they cut its budget it would be a hit.
@spectreghostly
@spectreghostly 2 жыл бұрын
Hey dude, hope you get better. I'm sorry for your loss.
@WhimsicalLittledawg
@WhimsicalLittledawg 2 жыл бұрын
@@wilbertawdrypictures5647 What are you even talking about I CAN'T EXPLAIN HOW AWFUL I FEEL READING THAT, I ALSO HATE HOW YOU SPELLED RUINED. IT'S RUINING EVERYTHING ELSE YOU ARE SAYING.
@selkiefluff
@selkiefluff 2 жыл бұрын
I'm all for stylized designs but god damn. This dog looks malnourished. You've got a huge beefcake of a breed to work with and you make him a greyhound/deer roadkill hybrid.
@TheKrisMaster4
@TheKrisMaster4 2 жыл бұрын
I 100% agree. These designs look extremely terrible
@cintronproductions9430
@cintronproductions9430 2 жыл бұрын
Marmaduke looks like an anorexic spider monkey, and most of the humans look just as bad if not worse, most of the humans are just wires with heads and the mom has a huge cake, a huge, huge, HUGE cake!
@dr.altoclef9255
@dr.altoclef9255 2 жыл бұрын
I mean this is a giant dog, you can really do a lot with a giant character. Heck, the gags about ‘giant dog thinks he is a puppy’ could fill a few episodes alone.
@KingOfGaymes
@KingOfGaymes 2 жыл бұрын
Beefcake
@goku-san
@goku-san 2 жыл бұрын
The art for the movie poster (which was shown in the vid) looks closer to his design in the comic than what they used in the movie. I have to guess it must have been from an earlier version of the film before they changed everything. But using that makes it misleading because that's not the character design you see in the movie. It reminds me of the Dingo Pictures' cover art on their DVDs where it looks better than what is actually shown in the movie.
@RockyRakoon
@RockyRakoon 2 жыл бұрын
The animation looks like it was made in 2006. How did Netflix pick up this garbage while cancelling lots of good shows?
@cydragon2.099
@cydragon2.099 2 жыл бұрын
yeah They cancelled the BONE adaption but allowed this trash... hopefully the decent or great films of Netflix are backed up and just let Netflix die off... and hopefully someone will give the BONE series it's great adaptation
@gracethefoxx
@gracethefoxx 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Rocky, love your videos
@alyssabullock6421
@alyssabullock6421 2 жыл бұрын
@@cydragon2.099 THEY CANCELLED BONE?? Bruhhh 😭
@cydragon2.099
@cydragon2.099 2 жыл бұрын
@@alyssabullock6421 yeah so far they made some kind of promise with the Original author of The BONE series to do some adaptation but it got canned all because they were loosing subs
@hen4716
@hen4716 2 жыл бұрын
Im disappointed they canceled wings of fire, its a very successful series as is
@errortryagainlater4240
@errortryagainlater4240 2 жыл бұрын
In the live action adaptation, they _at least_ clarified that the dogs can only talk to each other and other animals, not humans. I imagine they're following the same logic here but didn't bother to explain it at all.
@dr.altoclef9255
@dr.altoclef9255 2 жыл бұрын
I mean you could go the Bolt route where the animals hear and speak to eachother in English but humans only hear the noises. (Rhino’s ranting against the villain actor being heard entirely as ‘squeak squeak squeak!’ from the human perspective.
@MiguelShinyHunts
@MiguelShinyHunts 2 жыл бұрын
That movie at least TRIED,but this is just…
@RichardThimble
@RichardThimble 2 жыл бұрын
@IsaacBaranoffUSAI did a project on the marmaduke comics in school once, and if I’m correct, the creator specified that marmaduke stands out from other comic animals because he DOESNT talk. The people around him tell the story. As soon as I heard him talking TO a HUMAN, it took away any unique qualities this garbage dump of a movie could have had. It’s just the average animal movie, but worse.
@Nikkinewt
@Nikkinewt 4 ай бұрын
I prefer the live action version WAY more than this.
@Pipkiablo
@Pipkiablo 2 жыл бұрын
The way Marmaduke's body moves in most of those shots just makes my skin crawl. It's like they tried to go for stylized but missed and hit uncanny valley instead. I think it's mostly the way his limbs move and bend. It would look okay on a spider, but he's supposed to be a dog.
@alejandrovelez6358
@alejandrovelez6358 2 жыл бұрын
I agree. Especially in the scene where he jumps through the rings of fire, and then getting his tail caught on fire, and after getting rid of the fire on his tail, he ends up plumped on the ground and as you can see, his tail was moving roughly and not smoothly which to me along with the facial expressions on the characters looked uncannily awful and unfinished really shows how low quality the animation budget really is! :(
@SidVacant69
@SidVacant69 2 жыл бұрын
The cover imagine looks like he broke his legs
@BlokeOzzie
@BlokeOzzie 2 жыл бұрын
That's not uncanny valley. Not even close. It's just plain & simple awful animation and modelling. Nothing more.
@dr.altoclef9255
@dr.altoclef9255 2 жыл бұрын
Especially since he’s just so…skinny. Like a greyhound torso and sticks for limbs.
@DoctorPhileasFragg
@DoctorPhileasFragg 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlokeOzzie How is it not close? It's disturbing surrealism.
@pyredynasty
@pyredynasty 2 жыл бұрын
I wish people who made comic movies actually read the comic. The Marmaduke comic was a slice of life, one panel, one liner strip. It's about a dog who thinks he's people, but it's actually about the people trying to get along with this force of nature big dog. As soon as I heard that Marmaduke talked I knew they went the wrong way.
@jordanpatton3622
@jordanpatton3622 2 жыл бұрын
That comic sounds really cool, wish I could read it somewhere. 😊
@Nick_J_
@Nick_J_ 2 жыл бұрын
It’s also a terrible comic
@julien4305
@julien4305 2 жыл бұрын
the duality of man represented in the replies above ^
@TrollDecker
@TrollDecker 2 жыл бұрын
They probably did read the comic. The problem is that they seem to have gotten the wrong idea from it.
@oscaranderson5719
@oscaranderson5719 2 жыл бұрын
@@TrollDecker personally I’m more of a Garfield without Garfield kinda reader
@mintstarmari
@mintstarmari 2 жыл бұрын
Dear Netflix. If you want to recover from the humongous gap you fell into during 2022, just do everyone a favor and keep on with your promise of supporting animation. In other words: Stop cancelling hyped shows, firing employees and giving priority to things no one cares about.
@josha_ashleipriness124
@josha_ashleipriness124 2 жыл бұрын
tell to Netflix needs to be a Pibby
@toonboy2041
@toonboy2041 Жыл бұрын
Yeah they need to stop putting money in shitty live action anime adaptations
@tayloredwards4968
@tayloredwards4968 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so mad at Netflix. They have all these great animated shows. And they throw them all away for for this?
@Sp3ctralI
@Sp3ctralI 2 жыл бұрын
Same with some movies, they have the amazing *whisker away* but…..I can’t remember any bad movies
@DOGEreal
@DOGEreal 2 жыл бұрын
@Guys look👇🅥 it's rickroll...
@skylargreen828
@skylargreen828 2 жыл бұрын
You're so right. There was an amazing Wings of Fire show planned but they tosses that out. Why Netflix why!?
@bearerofbadnews1375
@bearerofbadnews1375 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe in another universe we got the Bone adaptation.
@Tag0051
@Tag0051 2 жыл бұрын
netflix try not to make the most stupid decisions challenge (impossible)
@Fakkuru
@Fakkuru 2 жыл бұрын
In my head, movies like this exist because a bunch of old people sit around in a room and say "OH! This was popular when I was a kid! Kids like this stuff! Let's market off of it again" without realizing they're so out of touch with the world by decades.
@yasquishyboi902
@yasquishyboi902 2 жыл бұрын
that honestly feels like it sometimes, the world ran by people who have been out of touch for decades yet still think what they like is in and "hip" even thought their like 70/80 years old
@Alexandra-rb7ju
@Alexandra-rb7ju 2 жыл бұрын
And these people, ladies and gentlemen... we call them Boomers!
@flyingstonemon3564
@flyingstonemon3564 2 жыл бұрын
Tbh I don't blame them, if I get to adapt something I loved as a kid and It's an argument for It, I wouldn't mind at all, maybe you can readapt some old stuff to be more in line with audiences or just double down and get a whole aesthetic department working to make the thing have It's own old soul and charm
@kylezayonc
@kylezayonc 2 жыл бұрын
Old people know what old people like, my mother loved the movie.
@josha_ashleipriness124
@josha_ashleipriness124 2 жыл бұрын
i feel is getting worst
@bleethteed8681
@bleethteed8681 2 жыл бұрын
This movie came out over 10 years after the last Marmaduke movie, I am absolutely baffled at how badly this is animated. The cgi in the 2010 one looks literally a million times better than this, I'm surprised they even bothered with the fur textures. There is no way this wasn't a tape from 2007 just pulled out of somebody's garage or something, I hate looking at it!
@xxTC-96xx
@xxTC-96xx 2 жыл бұрын
If we lose the second season of Arcane I’m blaming this movie, I don’t care if that doesn’t make sense XD
@Lantern_Larry
@Lantern_Larry 2 жыл бұрын
Powder did nothing wrong.
@ard4461
@ard4461 2 жыл бұрын
Riot has oodles of money, they’ll just take arcane to a different streaming platform
@blyat8832
@blyat8832 2 жыл бұрын
arcane is mid anyway lol, don't blow a fuse over it
@visiblur
@visiblur 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lantern_Larry Powder did everything wrong, but not out of malice
@qwellen7521
@qwellen7521 2 жыл бұрын
@@ard4461 yeah your probably right on that - riot prints money in the eastern markets.
@TitanKaiju75
@TitanKaiju75 2 жыл бұрын
They did it... The crazy bastards actually did it... They actually managed to make 3D-animated character designs that *SOMEHOW* look worse than the ones from The Addams Family (2019)... I'm unironically, genuinely impressed.
@yehee_GotYourToes
@yehee_GotYourToes 2 жыл бұрын
Both movies looked so bad that my eyes became sentient
@TitanKaiju75
@TitanKaiju75 2 жыл бұрын
@one of one Is it though?
@jvg7498
@jvg7498 2 жыл бұрын
This made me so much comfier about my body tho. I'm glad my fat isn't gonna make me look like whatever these twig piles are supposed to be.
@tonyroberts270
@tonyroberts270 2 жыл бұрын
it’s like a rip off adams family design and it’s so nasty edit: just finished the video and realized he said this, forget i said anything
@HirAMUSlC
@HirAMUSlC 2 жыл бұрын
Idk bout all that lol
@Rodrigo_aka_diguinho
@Rodrigo_aka_diguinho 2 жыл бұрын
8:30 the fact that this is the most replayed part of this video makes me already imagine the kind of "fanarts" the mom is gonna have
@ballssalmon9953
@ballssalmon9953 2 жыл бұрын
she is probably the most memorable character
@Rodrigo_aka_diguinho
@Rodrigo_aka_diguinho 2 жыл бұрын
@@ballssalmon9953 indeed
@unknownvariable9239
@unknownvariable9239 2 жыл бұрын
When it comes to adapting classic comic strips into animated feature films, you can either do it fantastically like the Peanuts Movie or you can reside to low brow shlock as seen in Marmaduke.
@CaLypSO4456
@CaLypSO4456 2 жыл бұрын
The peanuts movie was the best
@bardofchaos
@bardofchaos 2 жыл бұрын
Garfield did quite well too
@Pleinair92
@Pleinair92 2 жыл бұрын
It's rare for an adaptation to be better than the source material.
@N1GHTSTRIKER-45
@N1GHTSTRIKER-45 2 жыл бұрын
Skynet is here
@madcap3450
@madcap3450 2 жыл бұрын
Everybody stfu about the peanuts movie, cant you see that its here!
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 жыл бұрын
And yet Netflix is wondering why their revenue and their value is going down, while less and less people want to invest in their company, when they’re doing things like this.
@ma.2089
@ma.2089 2 жыл бұрын
This. It’s funny cuz one of the reasons that was stated that their value is going down is cuz of the reliance on originals. But they don’t advertise or make them easy to get to (bad UI). So they cancel good shows and they wonder why ppl r leaving the service in droves.
@susankornas2613
@susankornas2613 2 жыл бұрын
The only reason why I still haven’t delete my Netflix account is bc I’m still waiting for The Cuphead Show new episodes
@egyptianpools
@egyptianpools 2 жыл бұрын
wtf r u doin here
@cintronproductions9430
@cintronproductions9430 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly! I fail to understand why they cancel actually good stuff but they greenlight garbage like this!
@randomspino
@randomspino 2 жыл бұрын
bots in replies am i right lads or am i right lads
@Zombemi
@Zombemi 2 жыл бұрын
Y'know, this reminds me a lot of the dream I had when I fell asleep while watching TV. My brain went weird, it decided to weave each show into one another. Which is how I was able to witness speed racer try to kill a giant snail with his car before suddenly driving off a cliff to his death for no damn reason...and then it got weird.
@savinotubeproductions8795
@savinotubeproductions8795 2 жыл бұрын
That doesn’t sound too far off from a normal episode of The Amazing World of Gumball
@Spongyboi897
@Spongyboi897 2 жыл бұрын
That actually kinda sounds like a great movie or show idea
@kam5908
@kam5908 2 жыл бұрын
I had to watch this movie in science class...they said it was our "reward" for doing well on testing. Everyone was upset, nobody was laughing, people were taking 20 minute long restroom breaks to avoid it. We couldn't even fall assleep to avoid it because the movies painful dialog was keeping us up.
@autumbreeze1129
@autumbreeze1129 2 жыл бұрын
Good lord, that's not only cruel, it shows your teacher is EXTREMELY disconnected from what media is considered good
@chocolatethedog5085
@chocolatethedog5085 2 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm so sorry
@brainlessappendix4369
@brainlessappendix4369 2 жыл бұрын
This felt like a punishment more than a reward.
@Inlelendri
@Inlelendri 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who had to watch Vegas Vacation as that same kind of 'treat' by our science teacher, I still feel you got the worse deal. I'm so sorry for you.
@eternalvibe9083
@eternalvibe9083 2 жыл бұрын
How bad did everyone score!?
@bearerofbadnews1375
@bearerofbadnews1375 2 жыл бұрын
This makes the live action version enjoyable. Yeah it was bland, but I’d rather have bland than a complete train wreck playing in slow motion.
@jorami4838
@jorami4838 2 жыл бұрын
I prefer train wrecks over bland movies. Rather be shocked than bored to sleep.
@cintronproductions9430
@cintronproductions9430 2 жыл бұрын
I agree, the live action one may be a cliché storm but at least the fact it used cute real dogs and a cute real cat gave it SOME charm, but this animated one tho, it has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
@2007ghettonissanaltima
@2007ghettonissanaltima 2 жыл бұрын
@@jorami4838 idk about that. I prefer a typical cliche over losing my brain cells trying to understand what this movie is and why the cancelled bones over this.
@landontrahan5770
@landontrahan5770 2 жыл бұрын
At least the Live-action had Owen Wilson and George Lopez, which had great character interactions and George Lopez stole the show as Carlos every time he was onscreen.
@astridmaack4516
@astridmaack4516 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly like the live action movie, but I also don’t go into details and nitpick. Cliché or not, I liked it. Had its odd moments, but it makes more sense than this new movie.
@lionblaze0384
@lionblaze0384 2 жыл бұрын
From what I've heard, Scooby was designed to be, for lack of a better word, an inverse great dane. With bowed legs, bad posture, etc, all his physical traits are the opposite of what a breeder would want from a dane puppy. He's a reject dane and it's wonderful. So i'd say not designed based off Marmaduke.
@blueflare3848
@blueflare3848 Жыл бұрын
Same with his personality. Great Danes are described as being brave and confident, so the creator of the show made Scooby scared and cowardly.
@Hugelag
@Hugelag 2 жыл бұрын
You know you're in trouble when your 2D end credits sequence looks better than your entire movie.
@ccggenius
@ccggenius 2 жыл бұрын
I'd been led to believe that the ONE joke the comic strip had was that he was a very large dog. He does not appear to be particularly large here... Like, maybe it's just because of the weird proportions of the humans, but he doesn't seem any bigger than a pretty typical Labrador or Boxer, which are generally classified as medium dogs.
@BlazeHeartPanther
@BlazeHeartPanther 2 жыл бұрын
Marmeduke looks so malnourished
@Evil_mastermind_zomboss
@Evil_mastermind_zomboss 2 жыл бұрын
He looks actually skinny
@karaoconnoraliasraidra
@karaoconnoraliasraidra 2 жыл бұрын
@@Evil_mastermind_zomboss I came here to say this. I’m just staring thinking, “Why did they make him that skinny and bony!?”
@LegendsEntOfficial
@LegendsEntOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
@@karaoconnoraliasraidra everybody is skinny
@frostedfelony
@frostedfelony 2 жыл бұрын
I am so glad you highlighted the fact Phil Nibbelink made Romeo and Juliet all by himself, I feel like some people forget that's an impressive feat, especially as its animation and art is quite consistent in most of the movie!
@LunaMinuna
@LunaMinuna 2 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for people who genuinely make really good kids movies like The Bad guys because it constantly gets over populated with bad writing, popular voices, loud sounds of movies that will attract kids attentions like a drug. Then people excuse it and say “it’s just a kids movie” Implying kids should get low budget content btw cause they don’t have the brain to know when a movie is bad or not. As a 7 year old I knew Disney sequels sucked
@anthonytonythegeek5561
@anthonytonythegeek5561 2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@dhgmrz17
@dhgmrz17 2 жыл бұрын
Considering most Disney sequels ended up straight to video and didn't even bother with the theater.
@Window4503
@Window4503 2 жыл бұрын
I remember feeling like there was something wrong with me as a kid because the low quality of certain “for kids” shows and movies made me uncomfortable. Kids have taste before they even know how to fully articulate it.
@NeroLeMorte
@NeroLeMorte 2 жыл бұрын
Afer how good the paw patrol movie is. Which is made for and aimed at kids mind you , the marmaduke has absolitely zero excuse to be this bad and still released to theaters.
@warpath7386
@warpath7386 2 жыл бұрын
"BuT iTs MaDe FoR kIdS!!!!" Yet their minds are being nuked over encanto
@notenoughmemes1847
@notenoughmemes1847 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that this movie even began development in 2017 amazes me with how abhorrent it looks. I would expect this out of a bargain bin movie I would’ve found at like a Family Video rental store when I was 10.
@stitchfinger7678
@stitchfinger7678 2 жыл бұрын
How the fuck did THIS take 5 years to make What about this movie took that long???
@galvanizeddreamer2051
@galvanizeddreamer2051 2 жыл бұрын
It very much looks like something from around '05-'07. The render quality reminds me of Open Season, meanwhile the animation is stiff and nonsensical.
@Spongyboi897
@Spongyboi897 2 жыл бұрын
@@galvanizeddreamer2051 The animation kinda reminds me of Chicken Little
@br3akstuff
@br3akstuff 2 жыл бұрын
The director mostly makes bargain bin movies and also that very crappy Spawn adaptation from the 90s. Great cinematography from this guy.
@tacitgamingfanREAL
@tacitgamingfanREAL 9 ай бұрын
C’mon, man, that’s an insult. To bargain bins.
@SeenAGreatLight
@SeenAGreatLight 2 жыл бұрын
4:57 Okay, hold up. Let's take a look at this shot. - The "L" in "AMBULANCE" is *layered over the break between the doors.* - The ambulance is obviously clipart, not a 3D model. - The background is static. People on the sidewalk and all the other cars aren't moving. - The flashing lights are clipart. - The *dog trainer himself* is clipart, just wobbling back and forth with no animation. ...Why? Why do this?
@jacobc8036
@jacobc8036 2 жыл бұрын
I watched the trailer when you announced you’d make a video on this movie, and it felt like the story is rushing you through it, and the dog fart scene made me just say “no” and decide not to watch it.
@jacobc8036
@jacobc8036 2 жыл бұрын
@Alice Rivierre agreed, Adventure Time did the best one ever in my opinion. “JAKE!” “I thought it would be funny!”
@cintronproductions9430
@cintronproductions9430 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobc8036 You know another movie that did fart jokes right? The Bad Guys. At one point Piranha farts during a heist and the fart makes the whole scene actually tense and anxiety-inducing because the gang is this close to getting caught because of the fart, and later in the movie, Piranha farts again and this time the fart is intentional, he WEAPONIZED his fart to save two other characters from a death trap. Basically fart jokes can work if they're relevant to the plot, but in Marmaduke, the fart joke is so bad and cringy that it's blatantly obvious they only put it there cuz they were scraping the bottom of the barrel for any "comedy", and the fart was so painfully long and uncomfortable, and it's made worse by the atrocious character designs. Ugh!
@BBWahoo
@BBWahoo 2 жыл бұрын
They're really catering to horny furries with the fart scene
@KingOfGaymes
@KingOfGaymes 2 жыл бұрын
@@cintronproductions9430 why are you writing an essay about farts I can’t breathe 💀
@sporest
@sporest 2 жыл бұрын
@@KingOfGaymes they're right tho
@oddmott7653
@oddmott7653 2 жыл бұрын
For the Record: Marmaduke is a long running comic strip that dates back to the 1950's. Starring this big dog and his family, its humor is derived from having a pet dog, the series is essentially about "man's best friend" at it's heart, and to that effect it even has a side feature within the comic series called "Dog Gone Funny" which is dedicated to dog related anecdotes sent in from fans! The series creator Brad died in 2015, so now new strips are made by his son, Paul. I have no idea what they think of the movie(s), but as far as i know, Marmaduke fans don't care for them. (In my opinion, it deserves better than, this.)
@PrototypeSpaceMonkey
@PrototypeSpaceMonkey 2 жыл бұрын
This sounds eerily similar to what happened to "Boule & Bill", another slice-of-life comic about a dog and his boy. Your basic suburban family hijinx. You could read the dog's thought bubbles, but mostly he was just a dog doing relatable dog things for dog owners to point at and go "HA! So true!" ...until a few years ago someone decided that what the IP REALLY needed was an animated series with godawful CGI where the dog talks and he fights against a neighbor who's a supervillain with a secret lair for some reason??? I dunno. I couldn't force myself to watch more than 2 episodes.
@jaggin7561
@jaggin7561 2 жыл бұрын
It had an 80s series that ran with Heathcliff made by ruby a spears ironically the 2 creators of Scooby-Doo.
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 2 жыл бұрын
The early comics had marmaduke as more of a dog from hell, they're superior to the newer stuff
@LoveMyUnusual
@LoveMyUnusual 2 жыл бұрын
They made a reference to it in the Archer episode Crossing Over and one in the Daria episode Lane Miserables. Quick references, but they were subtle and funny.
@ThatDangBee
@ThatDangBee 2 жыл бұрын
While the comic strip deserves better... It's still not that much of an improvement over this movie.
@Nuggetlover96
@Nuggetlover96 2 жыл бұрын
Every time Saber shows the cover for the movie, I cannot tear my eye away from Marmaduke's kneecaps being down near his ankles. It will haunt me in my nightmares, along with the animation.
@maureenobrien4968
@maureenobrien4968 2 жыл бұрын
And just when I thought Pinocchio: A True Story was the worst animated film I had ever seen, this atrocity crawls onto my screen. Why did they release this in the state that it’s in?!
@shiv1000
@shiv1000 2 жыл бұрын
Atleast Pinocchio itself is more memorable. They have Tom Kenny. This shit ain't it.
@maureenobrien4968
@maureenobrien4968 2 жыл бұрын
@cheburashkafanxd That’s really not saying much
@Keznen
@Keznen 2 жыл бұрын
Without that laughable English dub, that Pinocchio movie is just a mediocre semi-adaptation of Buratino. You clearly haven't seen anything near the worst yet...
@maureenobrien4968
@maureenobrien4968 2 жыл бұрын
@@Keznen Okay, maybe you have a point. Just personally for me it’s extremely generic, ugly, and simply bad in every way. But I guess there *is* worse out there.
@Keznen
@Keznen 2 жыл бұрын
@@maureenobrien4968 Generic? Definitely. There's no disputing that one.
@PenleyIsLost
@PenleyIsLost 2 жыл бұрын
My mom wanted to have a family movie night and she choose this movie. I never, in my 13 years of living, have I seen everyone leave the family movie room so quickly.
@mmcii4
@mmcii4 2 жыл бұрын
Damn. That's crazy Netflix is so filled with crap these days I'm not surprised 💀 Omg I'm here before the bots
@sischaotica
@sischaotica 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, are you 13 too? Hi
@livvworm
@livvworm 2 жыл бұрын
I work at a summer camp and this was playing for the kids when I came back from my lunch break. After 15 minutes I seriously couldn’t take it anymore so I got up and changed it 😂
@tebitarodsil1842
@tebitarodsil1842 2 жыл бұрын
I put this movie with my family and everyone was quiet, there was horror in their faces. We were all waiting for the sweet release of ending this film. Until nobody could take it and we ended this movie and watched Into The Spider Verse trying not to remember this.
@NoahGooder
@NoahGooder 2 жыл бұрын
thats kind of impressive
@roast-thekamenrider8591
@roast-thekamenrider8591 2 жыл бұрын
Adventures of Buck Wild: No wonder everyone hates me. Marmaduke: Hold my bone.
@vilmublues752
@vilmublues752 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pissed Netflix cancelled Wings of Fire before it was even released. It's about a war between dragons and one of those books series that's made for younger audiences but has a lot of darker stuff in it. Like one character dies by basically getting acid on his eye and head that seeps through his skull and eye socket. I was curious how they'd adapt all that.
@maureenobrien4968
@maureenobrien4968 2 жыл бұрын
I’m absolutely infuriated by them cancelling the WoF show. I read the whole series and a spin-off book, and now I’ll never get to see it animated
@vilmublues752
@vilmublues752 2 жыл бұрын
@@maureenobrien4968 _Maybe_ we will. It was apparently being made by Warner Bros and ARRAY. There is also a petition to resume production, with 6039 having signed it.
@maureenobrien4968
@maureenobrien4968 2 жыл бұрын
@@vilmublues752 I came up with voice actor ideas for most of the arc 1 characters: Dane Cook as Clay Scarlet Johansson as Glory Spike Spencer as Starflight Linda Cardellini as Tsunami Ashly Burch as Sunny Olivia Coleman as Scarlet Eric Bauza as Deathbringer Clancy Brown as Morroseer Stephen Merchant as Webs That’s it so far lol
@screamindog8772
@screamindog8772 2 жыл бұрын
@@maureenobrien4968 I always thought the gravity falls cast would be fun to shove in there, my ideas being jason Ritter: turtle, kristen schaal: peril, alex hirsch: six-claws and maybe qibli. also thought wendie malick for blister and zeno robinson for starflight lol
@magnifichades9710
@magnifichades9710 2 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAH I WAS SO EXCITED
@sonicroze
@sonicroze 2 жыл бұрын
Marmaduke is a bunch of non-sequitur comics, usually one panel. Him being a big dog is 3/4 of the jokes and he most certainly never talked. His family definitely loved him, but he got into a lot of highjinks. If I was to make a movie based on Marmaduke, I would probably have the overarching story be about his human family. Maybe they are moving, or having trouble with relatives. Marmaduke is a bit like Dennis the Menace - he never means to be in the way or do anything wrong. The skit humor would be able to come out of the situations - maybe being left with a relative while the family is working on moving. Maybe they have a kid who's being bullied at school, and Marmaduke accidently freaks out the bullies. There's a lot of things you can do with it, but you have to be creative enough to actually pull it off.
@idiotgaming6376
@idiotgaming6376 2 жыл бұрын
*casually sits on bully*
@wesleyoldham4222
@wesleyoldham4222 2 жыл бұрын
Until now I thought the 0% rating was strictly theoretical. After three or four reviews it should be impossible to have a true 0% average.
@locomotivetrainstation6053
@locomotivetrainstation6053 2 жыл бұрын
Theres movies with like 200 reviews and 0%
@smartalek6183
@smartalek6183 2 жыл бұрын
you forgot to talk about the very respectful portrayals of minorities, every single Hispanic person in the crowd had a sombrero, the Chinese dog had kung fu powers, and the dog from San Jose loved tacos.
@hello_2221
@hello_2221 2 жыл бұрын
at this point i am not surprised
@hassathunter2464
@hassathunter2464 2 жыл бұрын
Progressive checklists: "I've done my job"
@walkingonneedles
@walkingonneedles 2 жыл бұрын
@@hassathunter2464 its literally the opposite of progressive what
@ohno8398
@ohno8398 2 жыл бұрын
Oh god 🤦‍♂️
@winter2716
@winter2716 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, very tasteful.
@wylanvallotton4462
@wylanvallotton4462 2 жыл бұрын
If instead of a movie they made this a series of 3-5 minute shorts, then I would probably enjoy watching it with my niece. As a movie.... It's missing the point. Marmaduke is meant to be a series of shorts, like the comic, but animated.
@cherryjello777
@cherryjello777 2 жыл бұрын
They had a live action version of a Marmaduke movie a while ago and I thought the same with that one. It's so hard to have such a hateable *animal* character be the center point of a 90-minute anything.
@sammygecko_
@sammygecko_ 2 жыл бұрын
I mean,, there’s always the peanuts. It just needs better writing and directing if it wants to last as a feature-length film
@parakeetgirl9899
@parakeetgirl9899 2 жыл бұрын
Tbh that's what this movie felt like to me to begin with. It feels like it was supposed to be couple minute long shorts originally that they just stitched together into a movie
@onanthebarbarian4842
@onanthebarbarian4842 Жыл бұрын
When I was young, very young, I used to have these peculiar recurring nightmares. They were about about indeterminate masses that were either too large or too small to comprehend, moving along thin lines strung across an infinite space. I stopped having them as I grew up, and don't really think about them anymore, until something triggers the memory. The dog trainer did just that. His legs approach that boundary of being too thin to comprehend. Any thinner, and he would have been there, perched on a thin wire, hurtling across my nightmares.
@vrissy
@vrissy 7 ай бұрын
wait holy shit i didnt know other people had these nightmares too
@onanthebarbarian4842
@onanthebarbarian4842 6 ай бұрын
@@vrissy Now you've got me wondering how common this is.
@Altes444
@Altes444 4 ай бұрын
I actually have something similar to this, although it’s a little different. Mine is a distortion of the body that happens just before sleep, in the stage where you’re only half conscious. The body, usually the hands will simultaneously take on an infinite and infinitesimal mass. Kind of like that 3D Cortical Homunculus. I can’t stop thinking about it until I open my eyes and remember what a human body is supposed to look like. Crazy
@tabbiexcat
@tabbiexcat 2 жыл бұрын
This doesn’t look like a film that would have been released in 2022. It looks like a movie from 2011 that would find itself in the Walmart $5 bargain bin.
@cameronbosch1213
@cameronbosch1213 2 жыл бұрын
It looks like an early 2000s shitpost, at best!
@matheussanthiago9685
@matheussanthiago9685 2 жыл бұрын
it looks and feel like a Video Brinquedo cheap rip-off
@DomesticAnimo
@DomesticAnimo 2 жыл бұрын
It doesnt even look like its worth being in the $5 bin.
@caucasoidape8838
@caucasoidape8838 2 жыл бұрын
I was sick of that bullet time shit way back in the early aughts.
@francisboio
@francisboio 2 жыл бұрын
It looks like a 1990s physics simulation
@TK3477
@TK3477 2 жыл бұрын
Netflix just cut like 170 animation jobs and canceled three projects. They went from "We want to compete with Disney" to "Wow animation is hard!"
@PrinsaVossum
@PrinsaVossum 2 жыл бұрын
2:24 What is it with rapping dogs in horrible animated movies? First that Titanic thing, now this!
@dhan07404
@dhan07404 2 жыл бұрын
And Netflix has the audacity to post a tweet saying "the art of animation" to try and suppress the news of them axing productions it's sad to see a studio we thought would be home to so many talented animators to finally get their visions fulfilled to fall so falt in the span of a few years what a shame
@MJ-kx5eh
@MJ-kx5eh 2 жыл бұрын
The reason why i will choose to be an independent animator
@michaelstrong5383
@michaelstrong5383 2 жыл бұрын
What's interesting about that tweet is that neither of the pictures shown weren't from Netflix's own animation studio. Arcane and Love, Death & Robots weren't made in-house with the company.
@SubToAnAveragePerson
@SubToAnAveragePerson 2 жыл бұрын
Finally it's not here ‎
@matheussanthiago9685
@matheussanthiago9685 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelstrong5383 who'd thought that the streaming service is better when it's merely streaming things, instead of making it themselves
@misterzygarde6431
@misterzygarde6431 2 жыл бұрын
If I had the choice between Netflix’s Marmaduke and the live-action film, I’d go with the latter in a heartbeat That or a latte
@aliyah1164
@aliyah1164 2 жыл бұрын
Understandable. Sometimes it’s nice to sit down with a nice, warm latte rather than forcing yourself to sit through utter garbage.
@lilzennywockhardt
@lilzennywockhardt 2 жыл бұрын
You’ll go with a “latte”⁉️ you want decaf⁉️
@kraziiXIII
@kraziiXIII 2 жыл бұрын
Do you want your latte with whole milk, 2%, fat free, soy, coconut, almond, cashew, or lactic free milk?
@klltx2001
@klltx2001 2 жыл бұрын
The Live Action film I don't remember at all but it's still a guilty pleasure of the early 2000s.
@sarahsims6164
@sarahsims6164 2 жыл бұрын
Make it hot cocoa and I'll take that over Marmaduke.
@karaoconnoraliasraidra
@karaoconnoraliasraidra 2 жыл бұрын
Three things: One- There was a Marmaduke cartoon in the 1970s or ‘80s (rerun by Cartoon Network in the ‘90s). It did not feel the need to resort to the nonsense these movies did. Two- Notice the Marmaduke in the promotional ad didn’t match the one in the movie. The one in the promo actually looks good and the way the character is supposed to look. It’s like the movie makers realized after the fact how bad they’d made the poor dog look, then tried to disguise it in the ad because they knew no one would want to see the movie if they knew how the character really looked. Three- Why is there this trend of using scatological humor (You know, jokes about flatulence and defecation) in movies about dogs? It’s not impossible to make scatological jokes that are actually funny, but these kinds of movies really don’t do anything other than go, “Hey, the dog is passing gas/pooping!” and expect people to laugh. Some even go into unsettling territory such as having food be contaminated. Not only is this trend not funny, it’s not original. I can’t remember the name right now (Edit- It was called See Spot Run), but in 2001 there was a movie doing the “Ha ha, you should laugh because the dog pooped!” thing, meaning people have been trying this joke for at least twenty years now.
@JackedThor-so
@JackedThor-so 2 жыл бұрын
This is giving me the same vibes as Norm of the North - a weirdly cheap movie with meh big stars that has weird character designs and movement, weird humor, weird pacing, and a story that could ONLY make sense if your blood was replaced with pure liquid meth.
@marselo1316
@marselo1316 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t have blood and it still don’t make sense
@kootunesscrewy
@kootunesscrewy 2 жыл бұрын
At least the animation feels more squash and stretch to me, compared to that horrible crappy movie (and its sequel too). At least Ratatoing is better to look at than Norm of the North.
@walturdgameing
@walturdgameing 2 жыл бұрын
One thing I can't wrap my head around is the character design. Some characters look like their either from a CGI pizza commercial from the 2000s, the 2019 Addams family, or an illumination movie. Goodness this movie hurts my brain
@cameronbosch1213
@cameronbosch1213 2 жыл бұрын
Those actually look better; this looks like some sort of early 2000s shitpost that went wrong.
@kirbyhatesincels917
@kirbyhatesincels917 2 жыл бұрын
The way literally all of the female characters are designed actually makes me want to vomit out of my eyes.
@rootfish2671
@rootfish2671 2 жыл бұрын
The character design is all over the place
@akapple2698
@akapple2698 2 жыл бұрын
It kind of reminds me of the Gaturro movie from Argentina
@godmodeextreme
@godmodeextreme 2 жыл бұрын
It’s the stick limbs for me :/
@theinkyoneiguess_
@theinkyoneiguess_ 2 жыл бұрын
3:53 Man the animation of him jumping onto the dog was terrible, he literally has just a couple frames of movement then he’s just THERE
@Catperson123
@Catperson123 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was a kid I could go in a store with 1$ and come home with 3 bags of chips 2 candy bars 6 packs of starburst and a cold drink. Nowadays they got cameras everywhere
@ry1023.3
@ry1023.3 2 жыл бұрын
Good job man, too bad bots assaulted you
@Ultimatedogfan
@Ultimatedogfan 2 жыл бұрын
Marmaduke is one of the movies of all time It had a budget, it had animation It even had a story It is, without a doubt, one of the movies ever made
@savinotubeproductions8795
@savinotubeproductions8795 2 жыл бұрын
Now that was one of the reviews I’ve seen in my entire life, it was truly a review
@alexanderm.635
@alexanderm.635 2 жыл бұрын
It is right there as one of the movies along with Morbius
@ugh9671
@ugh9671 2 жыл бұрын
Gay
@Karxan
@Karxan 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderm.635 I honestly think Marmaduke is better than morbius, as it has over the top voice acting and animation, and the characters and the story? Ugh! So good! Morbius is good, great movie,cbut it gets outshined by Marmaduke 100%%%%
@Chromeno
@Chromeno 2 жыл бұрын
@@Karxan ut vos perdas fecunditatem
@ZombieDeer
@ZombieDeer 2 жыл бұрын
YES!!! I'm so glad you covered this. As soon as I saw this I was floored and immediately thought Saber needs to see this.
@deg2945
@deg2945 2 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie while babysitting for a family friend, and i'm still salty that the strong dog, that lifted the ENTIRE building, didn't win the dog show.
@R0TEK
@R0TEK 2 жыл бұрын
Any comment with more than 15 likes is bound to get a bot. Yt needs help.
@AldenEmroch
@AldenEmroch 2 жыл бұрын
@@R0TEK what are the bots even directing to? I don't want to click any of the links
@angrystopmotion88
@angrystopmotion88 2 жыл бұрын
@@AldenEmroch it's a recipe for chicken nuggets
@R0TEK
@R0TEK 2 жыл бұрын
@@AldenEmroch Mostly self promotion but good on you for being cautious unlike many other people who click on links without knowing some possible consequences. They could be a virus, but in this case it's not. Best you can do rn is too ignore them (or report them but I would only report if it's an actually out of guidelines video, not on some chicken nuggets promotion).
@DrawinskyMoon
@DrawinskyMoon 2 жыл бұрын
It should be a crime to subject kids to this hot garbage.
@bluestreaker9242
@bluestreaker9242 2 жыл бұрын
I can definitely see a "What's Ruining Netflix" video happening in the future. Oh yeah, and this animation just looks like someone made a Marmaduke-themed mobile game and forgot to tell the people making the ads that it wasn't supposed to turn in to a movie, so they just sorta decided "F it!", did a complete 180 and decided this was their project all along to cover their butts in hopes no one would notice... Oddly specific, I know, but that's the vibe I got out of this: this animation is just atrocious. Like, look, I get it, animation is hard, especially when dealing with 3D models, but when you fail that hard at layering...I...don't really know what to tell you. :/
@Robodexxer
@Robodexxer 2 жыл бұрын
we watched this in my class and we were all joking about it, we called it the "goofy ahh movie." that movie had us all wheezing because of how bad it was. we even joked about the budget being 10 cents. This movie is a masterpiece in the worst way possible.
@maureenobrien4968
@maureenobrien4968 2 жыл бұрын
More like the “excruciating screams of the damned movie”
@thedestiny326
@thedestiny326 2 жыл бұрын
And it took 5 years to make…the ruse of skywalker was made under a year and it looked better
@Aceburn5
@Aceburn5 2 жыл бұрын
I would ask to go to the bathroom and then stay there for a really long time
@melon_choly
@melon_choly Жыл бұрын
Same I still remember seeing this in class. Me and my friend occasionally bring up this movie as a joke
@typhoonthunder
@typhoonthunder 2 жыл бұрын
this animation makes foodfight look like a divine masterpiece by comparison
@weathermansam2
@weathermansam2 2 жыл бұрын
Bro the BOTS 💀
@NatLaS
@NatLaS 2 жыл бұрын
I saw the trailer while on Netflix and my first thought was: “Why does this look worse than the stuff I can find for free on KZbin”
@JeffreyThrash
@JeffreyThrash 2 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I thought as I was watching this review and the original trailer.
@DrawinskyMoon
@DrawinskyMoon 2 жыл бұрын
At least foodfight has funny characters to laugh at how horrible their designs are. This is just bland trash.
@yof2210
@yof2210 2 жыл бұрын
@@DrawinskyMoon Unironically they have a better Dog design then Marmaduke
@Tevildo
@Tevildo 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine what would happen if Bill Watterson was not so fiercely protective of his IP rights, and someone were to make an animated (or, worse, live-action) version of Calvin and Hobbes. Gatekeeping is a good thing.
@davidmuldowney
@davidmuldowney 2 жыл бұрын
When I was a dumb kid I thought it was weird there wasn’t any cartoon or movie version of Calvin and Hobbes but then I realised how amazing it was that Watterson held to his beliefs. He protected his legacy and our love for those characters.
@BILLCIPHER8
@BILLCIPHER8 2 жыл бұрын
They already broke my heart from riverdale (i love archie comics) They can not take away Calvin and Hobbes. I would cry.
@toddclawson3619
@toddclawson3619 2 жыл бұрын
A series of animated shorts would probably work with Calvin and Hobbes, but I don't know how they would make a good movie. Calvin works in small doses, but is an unholy terror that would probably make me want to murder him if we had to watch an entire movie.
@davidmuldowney
@davidmuldowney 2 жыл бұрын
@@toddclawson3619 But the voices! it would be so difficult to find a kid capable of Calvin's range of emotions and attitudes and Hobbes! We all have our own idea of Hobbes' voice and it couldn't please everyone...I'd still watch though!
@toddclawson3619
@toddclawson3619 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidmuldowney Oh I am aware. It would take a lot of work to pull it off and even then, it wouldn't please everyone.
@M1N10S
@M1N10S 2 жыл бұрын
This video made me remember that in the live action marmaduke, which I saw when I was like 9, theres a scene where marmaduke gets thrown into a canal/sewer system and nearly gets GROUND UP BY IT and the reason he got thrown in? THE STREET COLLAPSED. That scene TRAUMATIZED me as a kid and I wish I had lived on forgetting marmaduke existed, curse you saberspark
@XIIIRoxasKeyblades
@XIIIRoxasKeyblades 2 жыл бұрын
Netflix is not making a lot of good decisions regarding their animations for the most part. My hope is they don’t fuck up sonic prime but I’m pretty sure Sega probably won’t let that happen.
@animezilla4486
@animezilla4486 2 жыл бұрын
@UCvmRKqbMzx9Blt5nNjm9JiA Sonic prime is in good hands obviously you never saw the teaser trailer
@DOGEreal
@DOGEreal 2 жыл бұрын
*Netflix is the definition of "Quintity > Quility". Obviously we would prefer "Quality"*
@user-zx9sy5yi3w
@user-zx9sy5yi3w 2 жыл бұрын
Netflix always finds a way to screw people over.
@skyesyd221
@skyesyd221 2 жыл бұрын
Hm
@tanyaharmon6739
@tanyaharmon6739 2 жыл бұрын
​@WiiManElite I mean, Sonic has had a pretty good track record when comes to animation.
@vcrbetamax
@vcrbetamax 2 жыл бұрын
Another great video Saberfart. Marmaduke is one of those IPs like “little Lucy” or “Dennis the menace”, where they kind of can’t be revived. There’s not enough personality or brand recognition.
@ahniandfriends123
@ahniandfriends123 2 жыл бұрын
Marmaduke can work in the modern day if they made it about a dog that went viral on social media for its humanlike actions instead of this monstrosity.
@vcrbetamax
@vcrbetamax 2 жыл бұрын
@@ahniandfriends123 no offense but that doesn’t sound like a very good premise. That’s the kind of idea they probably would make to try and “appeal to the kids”.
@TheVanishing87
@TheVanishing87 2 жыл бұрын
@@ahniandfriends123 Didn’t Disney do a show using that same concept called. Dog With A Blog? I haven’t seen it so don’t know if it’s good or not, but I saw it advertised.
@mayhair
@mayhair 2 жыл бұрын
​@@ahniandfriends123 In the actual Marmaduke movie, he went viral because some girl in the family recorded the giant pool splash and uploaded it online. THAT is the catalyst for the plot.
@cornflake6877
@cornflake6877 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheVanishing87 dog with a blog was godawful
@crona1794
@crona1794 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like the plot of the film should've had the family love Marmaduke despite his rambunctious nature, but the residents of the neighborhood threaten to call animal control unless the family gets Marmadukes behavior under control. This could lead to Marmaduke over hearing the parents talking about hiring a dog trainer, leading to him thinking they're ashamed of him and how he acts. The film could've just followed a generic "love yourself for who you are" plot, but instead it did...whatever the hell it did.
@bashfulwolfo6499
@bashfulwolfo6499 2 жыл бұрын
Ain’t gonna lie, I adored the 2010 one when it came out. I would watch it all the time. I especially loved that one of the dogs was named Bosco, since one of our dogs at the time had the same name. This movies just makes me want to watch it again. [Edit] My search for the 2010 movie has led me to various Twitter accounts roleplaying as the dogs from 2014. Seeing someone call a dog “hot” makes me scared.
@FlareBlitzBanana
@FlareBlitzBanana 2 жыл бұрын
lmao welcome to twitter
@foxorian
@foxorian 2 жыл бұрын
The Secret Life of Pets had a WEIRD ripple effect on the 3D animated movie industry. This movie is a pure result of that wave. There is no other reason it exists other than execs pointing to Secret Life of Pets and saying "just make something like this. *JUST DO IT GET OUT OF MY OFFICE*" We're STILL seeing new releases trying to be that movie -- I mean, that upcoming Superpets thing WB is making?
@Robbie_Haruna
@Robbie_Haruna 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't even hate The Secret Life of Pets, like yes it was very bland and uninteresting, but I can't really say there was anything especially offensive about it. At least it looked decent enough, if uninspired.
@TrollDecker
@TrollDecker 2 жыл бұрын
Hollywood loves to follow fads and trends. Just look at how studios are copying Sony's animation approach for Into the Spider-Verse and The Mitchells vs The Machines.
@LoveMyUnusual
@LoveMyUnusual 2 жыл бұрын
I'm still mad about Sing biting the shit out of Cats Don't Dance. (I know this is about Secret Life of Pets, but it's on theme with the bland-ass animal movie trend that's happening rn.)
@exotic_butters2897
@exotic_butters2897 2 жыл бұрын
Can someone please explain to me why Kevin Hart, The Rock and Keanu Reeves are starring in SuperPets?
@zipperfingers749
@zipperfingers749 2 жыл бұрын
I blame my parents for making me watch these movies to the point that I suffer Stockholm Syndrome and I enjoy these movies for the baby humor and the worse part is that I can’t use my phone because it’s “family time”.
@babynaruto86
@babynaruto86 2 жыл бұрын
OMG YES! i was hoping you'd do this video, i ranted for 2 hours to a friend over this movie and its god awful script, its TERRIBLE animation and its crappy jokes this entire movie is a hot ass disaster and shouldn't have ever been made tbh the characters were designed poorly, it was like straight out of clown college i skipped parts of it just to see if it got worse and it GOT WORSE every second you should 100% do chip and dale its not as.... horrible as i thought it would be heck even gave me a few chuckles i'm sorry about your puppers :(
@bearerofbadnews1375
@bearerofbadnews1375 2 жыл бұрын
The women in this movie have hips that could put Claworine to shame.
@angelmacias7818
@angelmacias7818 2 жыл бұрын
How did your friend reacted to your rant
@zuglymonster
@zuglymonster 2 жыл бұрын
I've been curious about Chip and Dale. I loved Rescue Rangers as a kid and one of them (I don't remember from the previews) having a procedure to make him CGI could have been funny if done right. It looks like a movie that could be ok or could be AWFUL. I'm glad to hear it's not as awful. I'm disappointed that Marmaduke is this bad. Again another movie that could have been ok if the script and animation had been good.
@chrismurphyracing94
@chrismurphyracing94 2 жыл бұрын
I can't think of a movie I enjoyed less while watching. The plot threads were all over the place. I ended up just watching and realizing the animators had no idea how to do legs. Look at them they just bounce around, they have better leg movement on early South Park
@cameronbosch1213
@cameronbosch1213 2 жыл бұрын
They have better leg movement in Toy Story, a film that came out almost 30 YEARS AGO!
@gamerguy425
@gamerguy425 2 жыл бұрын
4:58 THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCC With a side of creepy spaghetti arms.
@KornLordd
@KornLordd 2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching the older Marmaduke from years ago, and young me thought it was the best thing ever
@KornLordd
@KornLordd 2 жыл бұрын
Damn wtf, there’s a cyborg bot Nvm now it’s a saberspark ripoff
@neraslight4997
@neraslight4997 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Mason-hs9oz
@Mason-hs9oz 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHjJiqdmZbGXock Finally it's here
@Quadrenaro
@Quadrenaro 2 жыл бұрын
You can't avoid it Saber. Chip and Dale must been seen. it must be reviewed. Ugly Sonic demands it.
@ok-bs1dx
@ok-bs1dx 2 жыл бұрын
oh my god, I see these bots everywhere
@EmilyTheManx
@EmilyTheManx 2 жыл бұрын
It's interesting how I learn about a lot of obscure or horrifically bad movies from your channel. And my family and I HAVE Netflix, but I'm the one who watches animated stuff the most.
@LoveMyUnusual
@LoveMyUnusual 2 жыл бұрын
It's a catch 22: When Saber reviews a crap-ass movie, it's hilarious listening to him flip out, but you know he suffered for us. Good thing I'm letting the ads run. 😅 Curious: Do you still get animated movies advertised to you? When I had Netflix, they had my animated picks in the front, but the crappy ones were usually tucked back.
@CheddarDrip
@CheddarDrip 2 жыл бұрын
I watched this entire movie, and as soon as I saw Saberspark was going to review it, I knew for a fact that he would mention how the mom has an absolute dump truck. Thanks for not letting me down.
@nemmeton
@nemmeton 2 жыл бұрын
scooby was originally set to be a sheepdog (called “too much”) back when scooby-doo was still called “who’s s-s-s-scared?”, precisely because they thought that making him a great dane would bear too much resemblance to marmaduke. however, when the original concept for the show was rejected for being “too scary”, they went back to the original idea of scooby as a great dane. i think it’s also because making him a sheepdog bore too much resemblance to the archies’ dog, hot dog. i guess it’s difficult to create an iconic cartoon dog of a breed that hasn’t been done already??
@dr.altoclef9255
@dr.altoclef9255 2 жыл бұрын
I read that the designers intentionally made Scooby ‘the opposite’ of the ‘ideal Great Dane pedigree’, possibly for that reason. Hence Scooby has bowed legs, a humped back, short ears and a sort of dopey face. He’s like the dweeb of Great Danes.
@fructosecornsyrup5759
@fructosecornsyrup5759 2 жыл бұрын
@@dr.altoclef9255 Tbf most Great Danes are dweebs lol
@kentslocum
@kentslocum 2 жыл бұрын
To a lesser extent, this is exactly how I felt after watching Lightyear. Pixar's animatien was gorgeous, but everything else was confusing. Buzz was boring, the plot holes were big enough to crawl through, and the "twist" at the end was both ridiculous and unnecessary.
@jackalope3374
@jackalope3374 2 жыл бұрын
Netflix cancelled the Bone adaptation for this trite? Infuriating. Before you comment, yes, I'm aware that this movie isn't the direct reason for Bone's cancellation. I just think it's a funny coincidence that this garbage was released on Netflix shortly after they announced that they won't be going forth with the Bone adaptation.
@saffi_taffi
@saffi_taffi 2 жыл бұрын
Bone was gonna get an adaptation? The one with Thorn and the bone creatures and the evil locust villain? How the heck was that cancelled? I remember reading that as a kid and it was awesome! It would’ve been dope as heck to see that in animation .o.
@jackalope3374
@jackalope3374 2 жыл бұрын
@@saffi_taffi Yep, that one. Netflix acquired the rights for a Bone adaptation back in 2019, but had to delay things because of the pandemic. Then, back in April, they suddenly announced that they were cancelling the whole thing, with the reason being that they were reducing their animation department due to the recent loss of subscribers. It’s extremely frustrating because I feel like trash cartoons like Marmaduke will only just make more people cancel their subscriptions, whereas something like Bone would’ve garnered a lot of attention (and people were already interested when the original announcement was made, so I think the adaptation would’ve been successful). They’re just digging their own graves by this point.
@mattpyson6181
@mattpyson6181 2 жыл бұрын
I dunno… considering how poorly Marmaduke was treated, maybe it’s for the best that the Bone adaptation fell through. It’s a pity Netflix can’t get their act together and just produce… I don’t know… GOOD CONTENT that will attract new subscribers and retain the old ones.
@jackalope3374
@jackalope3374 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattpyson6181 Netflix didn't create Marmaduke, though, they just distributed it. As far as I know, they had nothing to do with the actual production of the movie. I wouldn't say that Marmaduke's failure is due to anything Netflix has done, since I think it would've failed no matter who distributed it. My complaint mostly focused on how Netflix seemingly has no problem with showing crap from other companies, yet screws over their own departments when they have something that could potentially be great.
@lgbtqiarights
@lgbtqiarights 2 жыл бұрын
i am not okay with this got cancelled but this shit is given the chance to be produced. infuriating tbh
@nixie575
@nixie575 2 жыл бұрын
The visuals make me incredibly angry. I cant even explain it. Every character is so ugly. Its like they’re trying to go with the Despicable Me style, but failing miserably. Even the cover art is disgustingly disproportionate. I hate it. I hate this movie.
@SaltySeaStella
@SaltySeaStella 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the cover art looked nice like something you'd see in a children's book and great danes especially have lanky weird proportions irl. The CGI animation though, yeah god awful.
@jovayezell7469
@jovayezell7469 2 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of the Addams Family animated movie’s animation style. The Addams Family were the most NORMAL looking, when the whole point was supposed to be that they were “odd.” All of the townspeople had skinny bodies with big heads and ugly faces.
@maureenobrien4968
@maureenobrien4968 2 жыл бұрын
The characters look like Judge Doom after he got run over by that steamroller in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
@plasticcup795
@plasticcup795 2 жыл бұрын
hey saber, A while today a good family member of mine passed away today so i wanted to watch some of your vids to cheer me up and surprise surprise, It worked! Just letting you know the reason why im here is because you make awesome videos! plus these awesome and amazing vids help me get threw such hard times, Keep on truckin! your fanbase will be every step behind you! you got a magic touch to review and put out honest work, Work that brings and lightens people up when they are feeling down and work that has true and time put into it!
@AdventureTime4MVS
@AdventureTime4MVS 2 жыл бұрын
Oh god no... I remember LOVING the original Marmaduke live action movie as a kid but I had no idea Netflix was gonna ruin my childhood again 😭
@jorami4838
@jorami4838 2 жыл бұрын
Ruined childhood?
@tanyaharmon6739
@tanyaharmon6739 2 жыл бұрын
Original wasn't that good either 😅
@cintronproductions9430
@cintronproductions9430 2 жыл бұрын
@@tanyaharmon6739 It was still leagues better than this. The live action Marmaduke may be stale bread, but at least you can still eat stale bread. But the animated Marmaduke is worse than stale bread, it's not even food anymore, it's a turd, a turd full of dead maggots!
@TrollDecker
@TrollDecker 2 жыл бұрын
Your childhood was probably fine. You know what really ruins childhoods? Child abuse. Bullying. Institutional racism and queerphobia.
@monkeystuff661
@monkeystuff661 2 жыл бұрын
Bro I forgot about Maramduke movie i never watched it tbh
@sethmachetedemeter
@sethmachetedemeter 2 жыл бұрын
A big problem I had when I initially saw the trailer for this film, the limbs were WAYYYY too small. When you can only see a floating body on a busy background, that’s not good. Also this film looks like they took reference from the townspeople of the Adams Family movie.
@AquaticFerret
@AquaticFerret 2 жыл бұрын
I have an extremely high tolerance for watching bad animated movies. I go out of my way to watch bad animated movies. I even rewatch some of them, since I like the background noise while I draw and I have a bad memory. It's a pass-time. I say this because I had to turn this fucking movie off within the first 5-10 minutes. I might try to go back to it, but it was legitimately just that off-putting. Unbearably awful vibes.
@russiancheems2275
@russiancheems2275 2 жыл бұрын
Remember, if characters in an animated movie look like their limbs could snap from the slightest breeze, fucking *RUN*
@denverarnold6210
@denverarnold6210 2 жыл бұрын
I'll never understand why anyone thinks they can turn a 3 panel comic of "dog does a funny" into a movie with a plot. It's an even worse premise than Garfield; he at least had SOME worldbuilding and shows before they bastardized him in CG.
@Keznen
@Keznen 2 жыл бұрын
Oh come on, the live-action Garfield movies aren't _that_ bad! The second one in particular is hilarious!
@icetide9411
@icetide9411 2 жыл бұрын
I have one thing in this movie I can respect. In the ending they give the award to the dog that can literally open portals instead of the main character. I genuinely thought they'd just do the "wow you saved the day you get the trophy" but instead we got "I mean he can cast literal magic he's gotta win" That actually was kind of nice, but everything else was terrible
@JeffreyThrash
@JeffreyThrash 2 жыл бұрын
That poster seriously says "Marmaduke 3D"...as if we're in the late-80's/early '90's and simply making something in a computer would be groundbreaking and blow people's minds regardless of actual quality or if it will hold up when the technology matures...why don't they just call it "Marmaduke 3D Blast" while we're at it and release it on the SEGA Genesis/Mega Drive?
@JW666
@JW666 2 жыл бұрын
Or the early 2010's with the 3D craze in movie theaters.
@RLACDC2000
@RLACDC2000 2 жыл бұрын
They should've advertised that it was produced with blast processing
@Jerepasaurus
@Jerepasaurus 2 жыл бұрын
I will admit, I'm actually cool with the photos in the world being 2D. It's a little bit of a mindf*ck, but it's kinda fun trying to figure that out? I've seen other movies do it over the years and there's something oddly charming about it. Everything else about the movie is absolute garbage, of course.
@kymlander
@kymlander 2 жыл бұрын
A show that did it REALLY well imo is troll hunters. CGI but all the photos are cute 2d that looks almost like concept art. A very different style but it makes sense in a way. Arent pictures 2d representations after all?
@velociwyatt9080
@velociwyatt9080 2 жыл бұрын
I like it when it appears in something based of something with illustrations and the pictures are the illustrations.
@LevitheEldritchAbomination
@LevitheEldritchAbomination Жыл бұрын
I hope he reviews "Sealed with a kiss" if he hasn't already! That was a childhood classic for me, I remember playing it on loop.
@jennynoelle6782
@jennynoelle6782 2 жыл бұрын
It's like they had the film rights to the IP, but decided "eh, a story focused around a guy with an unruly large dog won't sell well", so they filled it with random references and inappropriate humor to "pad it out". I don't know what went wrong that they couldn't even get the existing character designs right. The Adams Family only works so well because those animated movie designs are actually closer to the original comics - they're intentionally styled that way, with exaggerated and semi-creepy proportions.
@xandersthoughts
@xandersthoughts 2 жыл бұрын
I willingly watched all of this movie. There is a scene where Marmaduke lunges into a trophy because he needs to either fart or take a dump I don’t care - I paused and sat in silence for 15 minutes pondering all of my life choices that lead me to that moment.
@Tufflewithyourballs183
@Tufflewithyourballs183 2 жыл бұрын
Shut up bots
@13EmoKittyKisses13
@13EmoKittyKisses13 2 жыл бұрын
I grew up with my grandma who still loved Sunday newspaper comics, so I'm familiar with Marmaduke among others. I can say with confidence that it was in the running for worst comic of the bunch.
@jbleichman
@jbleichman 2 жыл бұрын
Bone died and THIS lived. Also can we talk about that movie poster? It looks like it was designed by someone who has a vague concept of what a dog is but has no idea about what they look like or how they move.
@phantomflower6749
@phantomflower6749 2 жыл бұрын
wait we were gonna have Bone? like based on the beloved graphic novel series, that Bone?!?! now I'm even more pissed!!! 😡
@kaitlando636
@kaitlando636 2 жыл бұрын
@@phantomflower6749 sadly yes. We almost had animated bone
@phantomflower6749
@phantomflower6749 2 жыл бұрын
@@kaitlando636 THAT'S IT IM RIOTING!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@jaggin7561
@jaggin7561 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if Bone is that much known compared to Marmaduke. Plus the audience is much more different but that sucks for the creator.
@phantomflower6749
@phantomflower6749 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaggin7561 sucks indeed 😞
@dudemcduder1628
@dudemcduder1628 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for doing so much, even when you are hurting. Good luck
@_owl_
@_owl_ 2 жыл бұрын
Nice gender, did your mom pick it out for you?
@janpaulus3977
@janpaulus3977 2 жыл бұрын
whoever made these bots should go outside and have a life
@dudemcduder1628
@dudemcduder1628 2 жыл бұрын
@@janpaulus3977 they are so rampant, I hate them so much
@spork8655
@spork8655 2 жыл бұрын
@@dudemcduder1628 I just report em.
@dudemcduder1628
@dudemcduder1628 2 жыл бұрын
@@spork8655 my god, they’re using saber’s PFP now too, disgusting
@athenabaxter2897
@athenabaxter2897 2 жыл бұрын
3:20 this was actually the first version I knew, I remember for a while I thought Romeo and Juliet was seals and always had been seals.
@maniacaldude
@maniacaldude 2 жыл бұрын
What the hell is going on with Netflix lately? They cancel an adaptation of Jeff Smith's Bone graphic novels and yet allow something like THIS to be shown on the site? It feels like someone in management has suffered a massive blow to the head that knocked their IQ down to the single digits or something. And seriously, how did they manage to get Phil Nibbelink involved? The guy seems to have become something of a recluse ever since he released Romeo & Juliet: Sealed With A Kiss.
@saffi_taffi
@saffi_taffi 2 жыл бұрын
Bone was gonna get an adaptation? The one with Thorn and the bone creatures and the evil locust villain? How the heck was that cancelled? I remember reading that as a kid and it was awesome! It would’ve been dope as heck to see that in animation .o.
@eglantinepapeau1582
@eglantinepapeau1582 2 жыл бұрын
one less good thing they might have ruined
@SpectralKnightZ
@SpectralKnightZ 2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad to see that another being has felt the pain that is watching this film. My family is constantly putting on this mind-numbing movie for my nephew and I hate it. It is one of the biggest pieces of hot garbage that I have seen in recent years and I have heard it played over 20 freaking times now. This movie haunts my dreams and I am not even joking when I say that they are currently playing it as I am TYPING THIS ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!
@ChillaxingJay
@ChillaxingJay 2 жыл бұрын
you should save your nephew and show him literally any other animated movie. hell even a minions movie would be better
@SpectralKnightZ
@SpectralKnightZ 2 жыл бұрын
@@ChillaxingJay funnily enough, after I typed this, I marched to the living room in seething rage and changed the movie to How to Train your Dragon. My sister-in-law was away from the tv at the time but she heard me changing the movie and said something like “Hey we’re trying to watch a movie” it took every ounce of my being to restrain myself from coming back at her with “oh I’m sorry, I had no idea this classified as a movie, I was under the impression that your kids were watching actual dog crap baking in the sun on screen”
@Rusticabcd
@Rusticabcd 2 жыл бұрын
@@SpectralKnightZ Discipline your nephew with the good old fashioned belt.
@ChillaxingJay
@ChillaxingJay 2 жыл бұрын
@@SpectralKnightZ you did the right thing king. your doing your nephew a favor. how to train your dragon is LEAGUES better than this 👏
@Lazy-Oddity
@Lazy-Oddity 2 жыл бұрын
I actually enjoyed this movie because I was making fun of the entire film with my sister. For me, it was so bad and bizarre that it’s good. Also regarding Netflix, it’s concerned how they’re starting to prefer quantity over quality. I can’t understand why Netflix all of the sudden wanted to make decisions that will kill their company.
@W0lfenstrike
@W0lfenstrike 2 жыл бұрын
It feels like this movie's script was written in 2002 with all the Matrix references and JUST NOW they decided to use it without changing a single thing. Have a cringy and shitty script you wrote in the early 2000's? Apparently Netflix will gladly pay for it!
@stitchfinger7678
@stitchfinger7678 2 жыл бұрын
Since Matrix Resurrection bombed, do zoomers even GET Matrix references?
@lizzythequeer3065
@lizzythequeer3065 2 жыл бұрын
@@stitchfinger7678 us gen z just meme the shit out of it now,
@jovanholland36
@jovanholland36 2 жыл бұрын
Its sad when the animation is better in the credits than the entire movie combined
@cameronbosch1213
@cameronbosch1213 2 жыл бұрын
It looks like O-mation Nicktoons (such as Jimmy Neutron & Barnyard), but in the Nicktoons' defense, at least they were made when CGI was much more expensive and newer AND they had a style that aged BETTER than this, because the stories actually made sense and had good comedy. This Netflix "movie" looks like something you'd see in a early 2000s shitpost, and I do NOT mean that in a good way...
@tibrochief7896
@tibrochief7896 2 жыл бұрын
The credits song example got cut short by a COD add, thank God
@auvecord
@auvecord 2 жыл бұрын
one of the worst parts of this movie that me and my brother noticed when watching was the TERRIBLE racist stereotypes 😧
@LoveMyUnusual
@LoveMyUnusual 2 жыл бұрын
It gives weird, shitty movie from the 2000s vibe, so I'm not surprised. 😭😅
@yuyicat9885
@yuyicat9885 2 жыл бұрын
WHAT... what were the stereotypes?? I don't want to watch the movie. I really dont
@ijustlikebees
@ijustlikebees 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus, what?
@auvecord
@auvecord 2 жыл бұрын
@@yuyicat9885 most of the competing dogs (besides Marmadude and Zeus) were heavily offensive racial stereotypes, like how the dog from China mastered kung fu and is the only one to give wise words of wisdom while traditional Chinese music or a gong plays in the background :(
@yuyicat9885
@yuyicat9885 2 жыл бұрын
@@auvecord yeah I looked st a different video and saw that. HOW DID NETFLIX ALLOW THIS
@nas0518
@nas0518 2 жыл бұрын
Netflix really let themselves go. I've been thinking that other properties like Cartoon Network, Hulu, Disney, HBO Max or maybe even Paramount+ would pick up shows that were dumped by Netflix.
@jamarithehedgehog539
@jamarithehedgehog539 2 жыл бұрын
Sonic Prime Easily should get to paramount+
@nas0518
@nas0518 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamarithehedgehog539 Yeah, I mean. Paramount Pictures produced and disturbed both successful Sonic movies.
@GreenBunnyTNT.
@GreenBunnyTNT. 2 жыл бұрын
2:20 this looks so much better in 2D
@joshquatch2980
@joshquatch2980 2 жыл бұрын
this dug up a weird memory for me. When I was around 8, Caroline Sunshine, who starred in the 2010 live action Marmaduke, went to the youth group my parents ran for a brief time. And even more strangely, I actually tried to date her (because when I was really young I just openly flirted with people), even showcasing my ""original"" book Metal Man (just knock off Iron Man). And, strangest enough, *it kinda worked*. She took me to the premiere of Marmaduke as a ""date"". It was most likely just her humoring me, possibly with nudging from my mom, but it's definitely one of the strangest events to ever happen to me.
@Nunnyahbizhen
@Nunnyahbizhen 2 жыл бұрын
As one who has read the comics, Marmaduke's charm is that it's presented from the owners' point of view. The comics revolve around the antics and weird behaviors of their beloved Great Dane and how they are left confused and sometimes aggravated by what he does but at the end of the day, they love him. I would equate most KZbin pet channels to Marmaduke in a since. Adaptations, however can never get this right because they take it from the dog's perspective when it should be from the humans. Of course we know why, " Hey, kids are stupid and love pets. Quick, let's adapt a property that has a pet in it without really knowing anything about it"! 🤦🏿‍♀️
@haydenpatrickmink
@haydenpatrickmink 2 жыл бұрын
Worst animated movie of the 2010's: The Croods Worst animated movie of the 2020's: Marmaduke Why? The exact same reasons; unwatchable animation, stupid characters and stories that go absolutely nowhere at all.
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