NETFLIX “WHAT LIES BELOW" IS DISTURBINGLY BAD.... Please watch |BAD MOVIES & A BEAT| KennieJD

[@lovelessact1]

Watching Netflix originals is like playing Russian roulette with your braincells

[@sofiamachado790]

7/10 they're pretty trash, but we still watch everything hoping to get the good 30% 🤡🤡

[@EliSutarday]

i need this on a t-shirt

[@benjirivoh]

deadass

[@causalviewer3574]

i read that as watching the mv russian roulette (red velvet) lol stan red velvet 🤧

[@lu-cthecynical]

@Loveless act 1 oh great, I've got nothing to lose then lol

[@graceruark1086]

The mom gives me "my daughter is my therapist" vibes, gross

[@makeyourcase]

She reminds me of Renée from Twilight lol

[@UltimateDorito]

Oh look, my childhood

[@avag1334]

Legit

[@cniknik9863]

More like " I was the most popular girl in my school when I was young, why aren't you?" vibes for me

[@gloriaalvarez1759]

I'm 25 and I'm still my mom's therapist, jfc

[@stanza2261]

Anyone else applaud when Kennie finished the "brooding hot 25 yr old teenager" song and struck a pose? Twas lovely darling, lovely

[@tibbiekat4531]

I do I love when she sings it it always make me laugh

[@iciajay6891]

I screamed.

[@EncyclopediaBrittanica]

I liked this before I got to the timestamp bc I am SO sure that it was great

[@honeyjd5378]

I was to busy cry laughing

[@GuavaGirlAlice]

Loooove iit

[@Clownbunnycosplay]

A teenager having a crush on an adult isn’t a big deal- it’s a crush, when the adult Reciprocate those feelings that’s weird

[@EmilyHernandez-jt4cs]

@Sigurd Blergh Blergh Um, no it’s called not being gross to a teenager and find someone your own age

[@fluffle6522]

@@EmilyHernandez-jt4cs they were agreeing with the original comment, not defending pedos.

[@hearttmuse]

I think what they meant was minors are naive to actually want to date an adult when when it's the other way around the adult knows exactly what theyre doing

[@WaitinInAmber]

Yes, exactly this. It’s pretty normal for kids to crush on adults. It’s when it’s reciprocated that it’s an issue.

[@toodleloos]

@Sigurd Blergh Blergh yeah, this. Like, the teen doesn't know but the adult DEFINITELY does

[@Lizalieu]

Quick question: How did he wall women into the basement of someone else's house? I get that the mom was dumb but she should have noticed him bringing dry wall and pods of redheads into her house.

[@Erimentos101]

THANK YOU. That was my question as soon as she mentioned bodies behind the walls! Like y'all come here every summer and didn't notice construction?! 😑

[@queenmoreau2098]

I guess cause they said it was their summer house, so they only came out there for the summer. But he said he had been in the area all year. So I think he broke into their house while they were gone cause it's by the lake. He was using it for this purpose probably for months before they showed up. When the mom showed up early to the house (cause she said she came out to the house earlier before she picked up the girl from summer camp), that's when he met her and started dating her which gave him even more access to the house. So I think for him to still be able to come and go from the house, he had no choice but to start dating the mom when she showed up for the summer.

[@AndSoWeLaughed]

He’s an alien. I don’t think he was hanging and constructing things like a human when no humans were around... The mother is more than dumb, she’s neglectful and selfish. She didn’t even see her full grown adult partner flirting with her 16 yo daughter IN HER PRESENCE. Also the redhead thing, I was confused because both them broads are blonde so why did he choose her?

[@SquirmieWormington]

@@AndSoWeLaughed they mention in the beginning of the movie in the car that she used to dye her hair red

[@kamen8361]

You'd be surprised how many married serial killers have done this and their wives had no clue until it was to late

[@wtfaiwpodcast]

Um, Kennie? In that shower scene, he's not smelling her clothes. That's his shirt that he used to, uh, "stop the bleeding." He's sucking on it.

[@sarahcha]

STOP IM GONNA BARF

[@glittersoop]

jesus cripes i'm gonna vom

[@lilebit]

ok but thats SIGNIFICANTLY worse

[@bloopity4117]

Tsukiyama from Tokyo Ghoul has entered the chat-

[@Rachellk]

Help meeee 😫😫😫

[@thebesechotlho7954]

Shes so 💫calm and okay💫 about her best friend disappearing

[@smilealwaysnatasha3423]

They had no chemistry haha

[@2Bjaded1]

Serves her right for acting like the real police showing up the day after when her weird 30-16 year old bestie 911 called her.

[@hihiz432]

@@2Bjaded1 RIGHT TF I wouldn’t be sad either smh 😒

[@eiffelviolet]

No, she wasn't.

[@anahniharris8261]

He gave her that fertility bracelet and my mind went "WEEWOOWEEWOO 🚔 POLICE!! HEEEELLLP"

[@sunnight8287]

@@SharkFishFace it is probably what caused the intense period bleeding that came out of nowhere

[@ambriaashley3383]

They're never there when you need them, always there when you don't 😑

[@kiera9239]

fr and especially with the mom being there when he gave it to her like ermmm hello bitch are you deaf 😃👆

[@sunnight8287]

@@SharkFishFace Lmaooo at least the man who wrote it didn’t think we are able to hold it in.

[@naimalee1046]

She said Weeewoooweewo😂😂😂

[@perfectingmyreligion]

Ok but like they better have paid that actor well. He's forever going to be remembered as the guy who played the alien that licked period blood.

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

Poor bastard 😭

[@jodie3950]

😂😂😂😭

[@kerrychristensen7204]

Don't wanna get type cast *that* way

[@catchyname1081]

Poor dude 💀

[@MinMinns]

Heck they better pay the actress well for having to see that-

[@joefernandez8008]

This plot sounds like if Lifetime got the rights to the movie Splice.

[@user-mb9nm7bq5e]

Accurate!

[@keyanahood2612]

yeoooo

[@-s-3508]

Yeah

[@awistaiw-uwu]

Every time I rewatch this bmab I confuse this movie with splice until almost the end lmao

[@yesimsureienteredmynamecorrect]

If my boyfriend gifted my child with a fertility bracelet, I would be single immediately. Not about to trauma bond with my baby because of some peen. 😒

[@fruitygarlic3601]

Ikr, miss me with that Twilight imprint shit

[@mayacokie4811]

Yessir

[@gabbyabbott4965]

Agreed. Fuck creepy purity culture.

[@C00kii0]

Exactly! like my brain would have heard "fertility " and packed up so mf QUICK

[@sseraphim2818]

A literal child!!!!! What the hell

[@ArielLM13]

I think the significance of choking on the spinach was supposed to be that it had salt it. And it seems like a really mundane thing but we later find out that salt is something that he REALLY can't have.

[@mst3kharris]

Man better stay off the internet, then.

[@riversrhodell2359]

Ah, that does make sense. Popcorn night sure would be awkward then.

[@dontbeabeachmyrtle3871]

Yes, John said that after he choked.

[@mirandaleffler]

plus the soda

[@larissajoy]

Actually the problem supposedly was the salty fork he used for the glas-salt-experiment..at least that's what I read in the comments of Amanda the Jedis video on the movie :)

[@smittywarbenjagermanjensen3308]

I don’t think that we talk enough about how the mom literally called her daughter a liar about the whole fondling thing ...literally saying Libby’s the reason she can’t be happy 🥶

[@vsboardza]

Reflects reality

[@Brielle444-w8m]

She also said “ you always do this” meaning it happened in more than one occasion

[@smittywarbenjagermanjensen3308]

@@Brielle444-w8m yeah that really broke my heart . Libby was literally begging for her mom to believe her yet she chose a man she’s known for less than 6 months

[@hunni2968]

@@smittywarbenjagermanjensen3308 she remained immature and childish through the whole thing so much so that I started to question whether her character is meant to be that way through the whole film or it gets worse after she catches his parasite/becomes pregnant and it is taking over her brain or something? But yeah disappointing when she slapped her daughter but then immediately asked him if he was okay afterwards 🤨. My mom and I couldn’t resist criticizing her parenting in that moment and hated on the movie the rest of the way because they made it to easy for everyone to get got.

[@vsboardza]

I have heard stories from people who were SA'd by their parents' significant others and their parents didn't believe them or accused them of seducing their assaulters

[@tedros6917]

the thing that gets me is that if libby was at summer camp and hadn't met john before she left, and when she's done with camp its still summer, that means her mom could have only known john for like 2 months MAX, maybe not even that. and she had the audacity to say "libby i need you to support me getting married to this man and having his baby. i NEED it." exquisite horror movie logic

[@clarisselarue151]

That’s the horror pet lol

[@dinofashionicon8364]

@Natasha Luo hey why are you talking about my mom???🤨

[@dinofashionicon8364]

@Natasha Luo i would but i kinda like her current man that she bagged since he buys me stuff so if she breaks up with him i'm going to tell her that it's weird for her to introduce me to all her boyfriends

[@blueismylove3128]

It's possible that she kept him a secret. My mom kept her bf a secret from all 4 of us for a whole year.

[@tamsalisbury4667]

I mean my parents got married after 3 months and are still happily married, but even they at LEAST waited 4 years before having me and my sister-

[@imani0nline]

I am SICK and TIRED of this stepdad trope, Wattpad has tortured me enough. PLEASE 😫✋🏾

[@for.tax.reasons]

not WATTPAD TRAUMA😭😭😭🙌🏾

[@pxdden6664]

It makes me PHYSICALLY ILL at this point

[@tealhiid]

You know I used to be all about it and then... I grew up😣😫😪🤢 So now I search for actual good books on Wattpad (and they do exist)

[@Gemini053]

@@tealhiid Where? XD

[@benjirivoh]

im so damn thankful that i use archive instead of wattpad, (ik there are good stories on wattpad but still.)

[@demonschnauzer1555]

The funniest part to me was how he tried to pass off him licking the blood as him being “awkward” and having social anxiety. Like I have social anxiety too and I don’t remember ever consuming anyone’s bodily fluids because of it? Hhhhhh

[@Sweethartsun]

😂😂

[@buzzinbea]

Th is man said "Sorry I'm just qUiRkY like that"

[@Monie71793]

Same. Like, tf? I don't even like the sight of my own blood. 🤔🤦🏽‍♀️

[@Baer99Z]

Dude I feel like having social anxiety makes you even *less* likely, like I don't even wanna talk to people why on earth would I wanna drink their blood tf

[@kayhaven4710]

@@Baer99Z EXACTLY!

[@naimaahmed9730]

On pretty little liars not only was he her teacher but he was stalker her and her friends for a book...and they get married...and apparently that’s attractive...I’m clearly missing it.

[@MeeplandHeights]

Whaaaaaat??? I can't believe they get married! And the lesbian couldn't have her season 1 gf?!

[@DiamondSuxx]

Listen... Ezria was on a whole 'nother level. I still love them together but I'll be the first to admit that that ship is problematic

[@amberf2110]

@@MeeplandHeights listen Maya and Emily weren’t meant to be together forever 😭still upset about that.

[@MeeplandHeights]

@@amberf2110 I legit stopped watching the show afterwards cause that was the only relationship I liked hahaha. Everyone else was just a little too problematic while acting like it was all fine meanwhile they did the bury your gays trope right from the beginning haha (I was also a very young lesbian at the time so I was extra salty xD)

[@hander929]

Giiirrrrrrl I was completely oblivious because I was just drooling over Ezra the entire time. I was just happy that he wasn't A and wasn't the "bad guy". But now, he was a total creep.

[@ardourjimin2533]

“I’m riding him constantly” like um what mam who asked why do they always put random awkward sexual comments in these movies😭😭😭

[@nosoycaro]

As Kennie does she exaggerates jsjs. If you turn the subtitles on, she’s saying “I’m writing him constantly” because earlier she mentions that she used to write romantic novels and mentions she’s trying to write another one.

[@ardourjimin2533]

@@nosoycaro omggg this is embarrassing in the movie I thought the mom said I’m riding him constantly😭😭😭

[@TrubbleBeast]

@@nosoycaro Oh god, I also heard "riding him constantly" not "writing", THANK YOU for this! ♥

[@Illyrian5]

@@nosoycaro I heard "writing" but thought it was just my ace brain glossing over inuendo again.

[@stardust7219]

Lol I thought she said *writing* LOL OOPS

[@__L__837]

I’m so confused 😭 why is he a lizard? why does he need women? Why does he have buckets of salt when it can hurt him? What’s his goal? Is he trying to take over the world? Why is the mom an idiot? Why is Liberty ok with him drinking his own sweat? That’s a total turn off but she’s still going for him?? HELP ME 🤧 idk what’s going on

[@Persephoness]

He is a lizard alien from another planet. He said he was studying the Lamprey's ability to survive in both salt and fresh water. This leads us to believe that his planet has some kind of issue with finding women to breed and so they came to earth to study the Lamprey to see if they could mutate Earth women enough to take them back to their planet where I'm guessing its mostly water. The bracelet he gives Libby in the beginning seems to have been the reason she had such a massive period, because he not only targeted the mom but he was most definitely after Libby too. In the finale scenes, Libby sees some glow in the dark alien text on both her wrist and her moms in the basement, which points to him being shady from the drop. - Somewhere during the movie when Libby crashed the car into the lake and its lights went on there is a shadow of some type of triangular ship in the water. I'm guessing production didn't have enough money to go full Monty and show the entire ship. - As to the buckets of salt, we as humans study all sorts of deadly poisons to aid us in health research and medicine, its not too far to imagine they would do the same. - Libby did tell her friend that he grossed her out drinking his own sweat, but she stopped being attracted to him during and after the boat scene. Hope that helps ;}

[@__L__837]

@@Persephoness you saved me 💀 I was so confused thank you

[@Persephoness]

@@__L__837 No probs!

[@vheart9514]

I think he's just trying to find a way for his species to survive. Remember his water demonstration and how he made it clear that the world is basically running out of freshwater. Then he had a whole spiel about the lamprey and how it can survive in fresh and saltwater environments? I'm guessing it would be important to his species that they also be able to do that if there won't be much freshwater left in the world and clearly, his kind can only survive in freshwater at the moment, so he's trying to find some way to adapt to saltwater environments. Can't test it out if there's no salt water around lol. I'm also confused about the sweat drinking though, there's usually salt in sweat so maybe he's testing his ability to withstand it incrementally with all the working out and sweat drinking. Pretty sure there's also salt in blood.

[@kurlykayla9013]

@@vheart9514 Hi there, maybe I can help with your sweat-drinking question (a sentence I never thought I'd say, but let's roll with it). A theory on reddit suggests that he isn't in fact drinking his own sweat, but rather, the accumulated water left in his clothes after submerging himself in the lake. The idea is that his "marathon runs" are just a front, and he's actually spending time in the lake during his disappearances. Since he is an aquatic creature, he needs to be in contact with water constantly, and I believe the director said they tried to have John in or near water in almost all his scenes (i.e. him randomly standing in the water while talking to Libby, or him dipping his dirty ass fingers in the glass of water). This "sweat-drinking" incident can be considered an extension of that, and because we know he has an aversion to sodium, we can assume he's not drinking sweat, but water from the lake. Why the director chose to make this film so cryptic and seemingly inexplicable, I don't know. But I hope that explanation helps fill in at least one of the many missing pieces to the puzzle that is this story.

[@imani0nline]

When a movie is bad and disturbing it unsettles your soul in a ✨special way✨

[@drewberriesandcream]

this comment made me think of that vine that goes god doesn’t want you to K yourself he wants to do it himself in his own ✨special way✨

[@Liy798]

Girl you are soo pretty 😍✨

[@kimhaze1790]

When he licked his fingers I physically jumped, that’s the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen.

[@iAquarius202]

I did the exact same thing!

[@roselover411]

Yo, it's always incredibly uncomfortable to see some guy interacting with a woman's period. Literally leave it alone, we don't want you near us when we're dealing with that.

[@ArturGlass.C]

I gagged I literally gagged and the worst part is I knew it was coming because I watched another video about it where I also gagged when I saw it.

[@wynninglilac]

i GASPED out loud honestly- like- wtf was that

[@benedictcumberbatchsdeform8371]

I had to turn off my phone and take a minute lmfao

[@allupinmygroove]

When Kennie said « they could have chosen an actress that doesn’t look that old » I thought she was exaggerating but then thee character turned her head and I was like HOLY SHIT

[@Monie71793]

She's 27 (my age @ the time of the video), but looks 40… 😳🤣

[@dominiquedixon8600]

Looks way older then my ass (I'm 33)

[@eiffelviolet]

I thought she was able to pass for a 16-year-old. Y'all are being mean.

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

@@eiffelviolet I would not call it rude, she doesn't look nowhere near 16....maybe 24 but she only got the height of a 16 year old

[@suitdoggy4707]

@@eiffelviolet I mean I wouldn't say she looks anywhere near 40. But she definitely can't pass as a 16 year old. The way her face folds shows some obvious years. Not to mention I never understood the hype for an adult passing as a teenager. nor do I even think its a good thing. Just get a 18-19 year old actor.

[@RosabellMusic]

HE DID WHAT WITH HER MENSTRUAL BLOOD-

[@ambertasniem7245]

I know you said it was weird that they casted an actor this old, but could you imagine how uncomfortable this movie would be if she ACTUALLY looked 16....

[@nevaeh9171]

Yeah that would be very icky

[@blueismylove3128]

I think someone 18-19 or even 20-21 would have worked. Not someone who is almost 30 💀

[@ellieadrien9853]

Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Girl and so many more made that I’m in high school dating my teacher romantic instead of a crime. I was in high school thinking that was cute. ELECTRIC CHAIR !

[@Aster_Risk]

Dawson's Creek had the character Pacey sleeping with his 30-something English teacher back in 1998. They only sort of made it seem wrong, buy mostly romantic! This trope has been going on for way too long.

[@jadethirlwall1573]

@@Aster_Risk they didn’t even make it seem wrong, when it got out that they were “together,” the teacher blames him for being too irresponsible to keep it quiet?? like you’re a grown adult preying on a 15 year old but he’s the irresponsible one

[@silvergrace6021]

Ms. Carr on Gossip Girl was the WORST.

[@arenerys]

And Degrassi

[@arenerys]

Do you guys know/remember that story about that female teacher that got pregnant with her 14 y/o student? They made a whole movie about it. So gross.

[@tealhiid]

I always ask myself where people find these bad movies and then I realized the question should be where do people find good movies😂

[@titurner4049]

You win comment of the video

[@minigcczi8770]

i sometimes find good movies via letterboxd !!

[@Sammy-yf2sb]

Facts lmaoo

[@SkarGig]

some great movies: Wristcutters, a love story Everything is Illuminated The Puffy Chair Horns Lars and the Real Girl Mary and The Witches Flower idk i think everyone should watch those ones.

[@Aster_Risk]

@@SkarGig I really loved The Puffy Chair.

[@Khalessi707]

My favorite part is always the "Brooding hot 25-year-old teenagerrrr🎶", gets me every fucking time-

[@smilealwaysnatasha3423]

And she wasn’t even hot lmao 😂

[@DoroMabs]

Always makes my day.

[@colors4vana293]

Jingle of the century in my opinion lol I randomly sing it all the time

[@bamzziy114]

Lmao, yes! And the fact that she keeps laughing in between singing the jingle, makes me laugh harder

[@femme_blog]

The red hair thing was hinted at in the beginning of the movie. Libby's mom asked her (i think) what she thought of her new hair and Libby said she liked it better when it was red.

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

You are correct and he mentioned during "that" scene that she had red in her hair....he TASTED it in her blood. I think it was a link back to gingers having different DNA and adaptability. Perhaps they found they could atleast conceive/impregnate those types of women

[@PamelaBowsArt]

I guess we are supposed to not notice that the daughters hair is terribly bleached and she has brown roots? Where is the red???????

[@blueismylove3128]

​@@PamelaBowsArtProbably just supposed to be a darker red. On my friend's is a red head but more red than ginger if that makes sense, and when she went through her bleaching phrase in HS her roots were dark.

[@desarailiberty4551]

The greens were salted. He can't touch salt, so, he chokes when he swallows them at the dinner table.

[@PopBunny8899]

Wait so isn’t every meal salted ever. What you’re telling me is that they have been eating plain ass food for months…

[@jellifygirl]

@@PopBunny8899 That explains his taste in only white women /hj

[@Inoxukefairy]

@@jellifygirl I- LMAO i choked

[@JessicaRuiz323]

@@Inoxukefairy you... choked? Suspicious!

[@clarisselarue151]

I think it was the fork

[@halfofnessa9302]

I'm still so confused why she didn't call the police as soon as she saw John the lizard piping her mom.

[@rexis188]

Hello yes 911 my mom is having consensual sex with her fiance

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Is there a greater crime rexis.

[@rexis188]

@@fightingmedialounge519 there is not.

[@halfofnessa9302]

@@rexis188 With John as a LITERAL lizard man piping her mom

[@Bookauru]

@@rexis188 I mean if her fiance is a lizard I'm sure a crime somewhere is being broken

[@Bajanqtay2012]

"Don't tell him I'm not 35" Girl, he can see your face, it's obvious.

[@Marieila]

IDk, I'm 36 and people card me for lottery.

[@sharnagrayson9649]

LMFAO right

[@TheRealNativeSun]

😂. Funny as shit.

[@Starbits7]

People are always surprised at my age, they think I'm 8-9 years younger. But I also don't care so I don't lie about that stuff.

[@Starbits7]

@@Marieila I used to get carded for lottery tickets until I was about 32 lol

[@Glassflowrr]

I felt my soul leave my body when he licked his fingers clean I have seen some weird and disturbing movies but that just made my nervous system take a screenshot

[@pixiebomb28]

not a screenshot!😭😂 but really wtf

[@iciajay6891]

I was more disturbed becuase she is supposed to be 15...

[@borednerd2100]

It reminded me of the weirdo in my DMs who for some reason told me he's addicted to drinking period blood🤢💀

[@milk-fe9rw]

@@borednerd2100 pardon? 😀🖐🏾

[@amberf2110]

Sickening.

[@TuxedoMasc]

Producers: "So, how hard is this movie going to fail the Bechdel Test?" Writer/Director: "Yes."

[@dexa6623]

I didn't know what that was so I googled it. Oh my fucking god.

[@faithogiee]

@@dexa6623 sis me too!!!!

[@Monie71793]

@@dexa6623 Same 😂

[@csamakande]

You forgot when he walked into the water in the middle of the night and the daughter went after him! You can see homeboi tweaking on the side of the screen!!! And before the slap, when he winked at her............his eye closed vertically...........like a lizard!!!!!!

[@littlemsterious991]

why did he kill the best friend and not put her in a tank? is it cause she's racially ambiguous? like can he only use white women?

[@sarahcha]

Just his toes being full lizard was so funny for no reason

[@oliviajoolz5149]

Immediately after the period blood scene I got a commercial and I sat through that whole thing 1. so that Kennie gets paid for enduring this movie and 2. cuz I was in shock and needed a minute to recover! What the actual fuck?! 😳😵

[@ladyofnoxus6733]

Same

[@GalaxyNugget]

Crys in premium 😭 I got no break

[@cheriremily9360]

First time someone got happy about the commercials. LOL

[@lexmc8419]

Same here. I watched the movie about a month ago but I needed that break again 😂

[@Marie45610]

Same

[@GingerWolf6]

as a natural redhead who's just reading the comments before watching, I have no idea what I'm getting myself into

[@Marley-18.]

I don’t think I’ll ever get over Kendall singing ‘Brooding hot 25 year old teenager’ 😂

[@FuguFae]

Mom!Kennie saying, “You represent ME!” dragged me by the neck to all the times my dad said that exact same thing every time I tried to leave the house in an unironed t-shirt

[@ambriaashley3383]

😂😂😂

[@bb_ary]

After that weird clip with the dude and the period blood I got a Tampax ad 💀💀😭

[@vsboardza]

No! OMFG

[@utipessien6231]

Why did I think of the theories about Edward during Bella's period😭🤢

[@kekwa5409]

sameeeee i got libresse lmao

[@char1211]

I got an Always ad😂

[@wildrodrev]

Looks like the reason why he needed redheads was because redheads are the only ones his kind can procreate with. Libby and her mom are natural redheads that dyed their hair, it might have been to show that he can sense the genes and not just goes after visuals. The man that looked like him was a clone and there are many others that look like him but all have different personalities- it's to attract different kinds of women. It's like an exoskeleton that they slip-on. The glowing ball lets her breathe underwater and at the end of the movie, she smiles because she realizes she can breathe underwater. All in all, it's meant to be weird and unsettling. He's literally not human and from another planet, so he does freaky things not just because he's a freak (he's that too lol) but because his kind doesn't think like ours. God, what a weird movie

[@mommasglamtoo]

Ohhhh! Eeeeuuuuuuu!

[@Setsunako6587]

😮Ohhhh! 😯Oh... 😫!!!!

[@queenmoreau2098]

When was it explained that they were natural redheads? I missed that part.

[@wildrodrev]

@@queenmoreau2098 To be honest, I purged that movie out of my brain 😂 I don't remember at all!

[@ErinaBleu]

i'm a redhead and i'm uncomfy ashfdsjg

[@elerielouie3160]

Given how they establish that there are multiple Johns (maybe an amoeba or hivemind situation) and there's the implication that they have infested the town, not having her not drive to civilization feels like a HUGE missed opportunity. Just imagine that, as she's frantically trying to find a police station, she is cut off by one of the Johns. She turns tail and runs, trying to get him to lose track of her, but no matter where she goes there's always another John around the corner. The Johns start to coordinate and now there's swarms of them pouring out of the alleys to hunt her down. She has no choice but to abandon the town if she wants to see the sun tomorrow.

[@bulelwangidi5172]

"A lil ezcema, psoriasis? Nothing a little vaseline cant fix.." I died🤣

[@allymcnally6639]

Man forget breeding lizard babies, that's not your calling. This man was able to setup this major tank installation project in a basement in less than three months. He's a contracting ninja! Can you imagine? You want an addition on your house in a month and be able to live there with no issues? This dude has got it covered. He could charge anything with those skills!

[@ArturGlass.C]

That's a good point. We really need to struck a deal with those aliens dudes if they have some weird technology that can do shit like that. Very useful.

[@jessicapirnat]

and without the protagonist even knowing he'd done it. genuinely impressive

[@ohjeezriles]

At this point, an actual single for, “Brooding Hot 25 Year Old Teenager,” would be so fun and maybe even a true bop

[@ironidol]

Agreed!

[@spencerluther6485]

You forgot the oscar-nominated scene where we learn the grandfather never loved the mom and left the house to the daughter. Incredibly important for literary analysis.

[@debo1973]

lmfao maam please

[@jomariopaulen1165]

This whole time I was thinking “his skin color looks so fake and silly” ITS A REALLY STRONG TAN LIKE MY GUY IS PALE PALE IRL

[@TheGoldenAlchemist86]

A whole Marshmallow. I’m so confused by that direction especially since he’s a water monster so he should be ghostly

[@stellarae8257]

@@TheGoldenAlchemist86 i think it's bc the euro-centric beauty standards are easily expressed by the almost 200-years old common saying, "i like my men/women tall, dark, and handsome" [it initially was used for those 2 genders, but since the beginning of the 1900s it started to mainly only be used to describe men]. i didnt know til last summer when they say dark people they most often mean people with brown hair, brown eyes, tan (but still white) skin. i had thought they meant ppl w/ actual "dark" skin tones but ofc😒the dark part of that saying can be interpreted differently. another way some ppl think of it is the sort of stoic mysterious personality someone may have being described as dark, which would also apply to this guy since he's a fucking creepy ass dude. and some ppl do mean people with actual dark skin tones, but since the saying's first use has been traced back to a paper someone wrote in 1833 europe, i don't think that that was probably the initial meaning :/

[@stellarae8257]

@@punkinboi well that's 2/3rds of the puzzle hahaha

[@Sam-0827]

Omg you're right, damn

[@tunafish5462]

I thought you were exaggerating so I googled him. wtf is this? not only is he too tanned but also his face doesn't look the same.

[@lynda2450]

I’m shook y’all... There is someone out there who dreamed up this whole scenario and another person who decided to make it into a movie.

[@maisha4287]

and an entire crew that filmed it and said, "yes, this is a good idea"

[@drunksocks]

not the mom low-key looking younger than the daughter lmao, also that man is uncanny valley levels.

[@bell.e.flower]

no...

[@PunkExMachina]

This is sort of like an 18+ Goosebumps episode lol

[@littlesparrow303]

As much as I wanted Goosebumps to be a bit darker. This isn’t it 😂😂

[@elleofhearts8471]

it reminds me of th episode where the father is a scientist who makes an evil plant doppelganger and the plant dad tries to turn his kids into plants and he daughter defeats the plant dad. Thats one of my fave goosebumps episodes

[@eilir_adron]

@@elleofhearts8471 omg it was literally called don't go into the basement lol

[@ww3196]

My thoughts exactly lol

[@ajc9941]

They’re planning a sequel. Also, 1)I believe his hotness was suppose to be unsettling by design. Like, that was intentional (and good acting and sound) 2) also, he wasnt choking on spinach he was choking on salt. He used his naked finger in the glass without salt but a fork in the one with salt and was talking about how fresh water animals are negatively affected by salt.... and didn’t remove the salt from his fork first. He mentions salt several times (including the pop)

[@rexis188]

Why'd he drink his sweat though? That must not have had salt in it?

[@ajc9941]

@@rexis188 if he’s an alien, maybe not

[@femme_blog]

​@@rexis188 also- if hes allergic to salt why did he produce so much sweat and not burn??

[@skchimmy7155]

@@femme_blog I mean he's an alien, so at that point logic doesn't matter

[@rebeccaridgway1117]

Joined the Netflix party, lasted for 30mins, and then was like imma wait for the video...✌️

[@sarahcha]

Smart lol. I joined like 20 min late and was like “lemme see if I can figure out what’s happening if I keep watching.” Nope lmao I watched till the end and didn’t know wtf happened

[@xiingchen]

where can i find the netflix party? id like to join some sometimes but i dunno where to go :’)

[@sarahcha]

@@xiingchen the link was on her Twitter :)

[@rebeccaridgway1117]

@@xiingchen follow kennie on Twitter!

[@underscorek]

THE SECOND HER MOM CALLED HER “BABY GIRL”- I KNEW SUM WAS UP

[@kellibomar7229]

Immediately after dude tasted the period blood a tampax commercial started playing and I started crying 😭😭😭😭😂😂

[@Monie71793]

😮🤣🤣💀💀

[@for.tax.reasons]

I confused this movie with 2000 suburban thriller "What Lies Beneath" and was like Kennie, what- and saw the warning for alien baby birding and was like KENNIE WHAT-

[@judith769]

What you forgot that scene? They might have removed it from the theatrical release because the test audience kept on complaining that it didn't really fit in with the rest of the story, but real movie connoisseurs enjoy the uncut version where Claire births an alien baby halfway through!

[@zoe_astra]

Lol same, i couldn’t understand why Kennie would be so freaked out by it

[@catherinecampbell1089]

When the viewer “desecration is advised” is 15 seconds or more, you know there’s a problem! 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@sharnagrayson9649]

Lmfao this movie was literally disturbing lmao

[@laetitiac9890]

It's discretion not desecration. Desecration is to violate or treat disrespectfully

[@Bajanqtay2012]

@@laetitiac9890 this film violates & disrespects our senses 🤣

[@laetitiac9890]

@@Bajanqtay2012 100%

[@musaviki783]

The number of disclaimers oml💀 told the whole story

[@rudieninty7]

I don’t think I can stomach watching the full film Kennie’s commentary was enough to make me distraught

[@swooshes897]

OH don't mind me! I'm just waiting for Kennie to find out that the male lead in this movie has been in a PASSIONFLIX movie called The Matchmaker's Playbook...

[@eiffelviolet]

I hope she covers this movie if she hasn't already!

[@DancingTitanDK]

The scene where Libby is standing next to the sunken car, looking at something, what she’s looking at, was her stepdads spaceship

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

Still wish we got to see it tho lol

[@grannygrans4631]

Bruh when he tasted her period blood I almost fell out 🧍🏾💀

[@julissasailormercury6738]

I almost threw up- 😭🤚

[@smilealwaysnatasha3423]

Lmfao omg I missed that!

[@CoxxysCreations]

Me 2 👀🤮

[@minenhlesithole7597]

🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@Sammy-yf2sb]

Same 😟🙌🏾

[@joliesally1836]

Imagine ALL of the people who sung along to Brooding Hot 25 year old Teenager... I was one of them 🙃

[@elsagreen1476]

Wait so her friend went upstairs to talk to her mom, didn't come back down, and Libby straight up forgot about her for two days?

[@flickanrimsky]

her mom said she left (and she was also supposed to be busy) and she had her own problems to deal with lol, and everything happened after the next day

[@linkwannabe]

She has ADHD it's fine, we've all been there(joke)

[@Ashley-qw2ko]

What makes it even worse with the Aria and Ezra situation is they paint it as he did not know her age before meeting her at the high school only to turn around and to find out that he had a relationship with Alison, did research and knew all of the girls and their ages, and came their to just investigate and write down findings. Disgusting and they still end up together.... and married with an adopted child now.

[@PrincessxSugar14]

I literally SCREAMED at the scene when he licked the blood off his fingers. SCREAMED. And gagged for like five minutes afterwards. Why is no one else as shocked as me?? I feel like I was shot in the GUT. 🤢🤢

[@senpaijecho]

we love kennie coming up with her own sayings. From "two peas in a pot" to "that apple and that tree are never too far from eo"

[@kissit012]

Those are not hers. They’re common sayings where I’m from (east coast)

[@GraceMKelly23]

@@kissit012 Yes but she said them wrong so the new version is hers. Saying: Two peas in a pod Kennie: Two peas in a pot Saying: The apple doesn't fall far from the tree Kennie: That apple and that tree are never too far from each other

[@jenniferchan9230]

11:53 her saying that these men are so "attractive" in a way we are supposed to find them "attractive", that they end up being unattractive, I 100% agree and relate. but it also could be because I watch too much true crime as well lol

[@alytheace8076]

not the walmart receipt in the box with the "fertility" bracelet😭💀

[@glamgetter1910]

I watched the movie 2 weeks ago thinking it was going to be a predictable “my mom is dating a bad guy” movie .. omgg I wasn’t ready.

[@mahareads]

But like sweat has salt in it?? And wasn’t her phone not working earlier when she tried to call her friend? Why is the blood thing even included bro lizards aren’t vampires? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

[@herefortheshrimp1469]

And why in the hell did he have BUCKETS of salt down there when it hurts him?!?!?!

[@tolor8180]

@@herefortheshrimp1469 😭

[@angygremlin4423]

I think the blood thing is included because he's a lamprey alien thing. I think the things in the tank with the friend's body are lampreys, amd they're parasitic organisms (like John). Also, he'd need the salt for experiments related to salinity (although he probably shouldn't have left the salt in open containers that he could spill on himself or become contaminated with other chemicals). The sweat thing still doesn't make sense, though.

[@sarahcha]

He’s an alien, his sweat doesn’t have to have the same components of human sweat lol. That’s the only explanation I can come up with idk. Still doesnt explain why tf he’s drinking it

[@mahareads]

I don’t think anything will explain why tf he drank it 😂 love this discussion here! Keep em theories coming lol

[@piffba]

“Wait, it’s an emergency? I could drop by tomorrow...” - Something no one would say. Like ever

[@Jaiipng]

I can’t believe I let kennie persuade me to actually watch this movie and not just watch her video 🤧

[@melodybales2038]

omg me too, I almost just went straight to the video but held off till today when I watched it. Yo wtf she wanna talk reparations...me too girl. Why the hell did I let her lead straight into this train wreck damn!! I had to fast forward so much cause it was just A LOT to handle on a wednesday.

[@sydneybrooks6038]

Me too😭😭

[@nanyummyify]

Sammmme

[@Alexsandrarose]

Same 😭

[@kaaycoles]

one of the parts that really got me, that you didnt mention, is after she sees him walk into the lake and he shows up behind her while she's staring into the water, dude just straight up starts VIBRATING. I didnt like that shit one bit.

[@fableSimmer]

If you ever find "In Fabric", it's about a red coat that kills people. But also there's weird mannequins and weird strange sexual things with them. It was bizarre as hell and I'll never forget it.

[@a_trashcan]

commenting to boost this 'cause i wanna see that 😂

[@kikilapoop4278]

Oh my god I'd love to suffer through that

[@Nothoughtsjustvibez]

“Have y’all seen pretty little liars?? I haven’t but I’ve seen clips” was so damn random but so perfect 🤣 I’ve seen other people break down this movie but Kenny had me weak af unlike the other breakdowns I swear 😭

[@amoniwilliams9848]

Who else was ecstatic to see and hear Kendell do you her classic "brooding hot 25 year old teenager"?

[@pagemastrogiovanni9195]

Red hair is the genetic trait that the woman has to have for these alien mermen to mate with them and they be able to carry their children. That info came from the director in an interview with this movie critic.

[@tististisk8753]

Then why did he want the mom and the girl, they both blonde.

[@iamknife7]

@@tististisk8753 They could still have the red head genes or they simply dyed their hair.

[@AndSoWeLaughed]

@@iamknife7 true but they made this such a point and gave it to the audience to think... but why are they blonde? Bad directing to not even follow their own rules.

[@anya6745]

The way that you describe the attractiveness aspect of John is so accurate! There are many struggles that I faced when watching this movie, but that was definitely up there, so another big congrats to the casting folks.

[@cniknik9863]

Children and minors develop crushes on adults, like teachers, all the time because they are very naive. The thing is that it is the adult's responsibility to be freakin' mature and reasonable, and know not to get involved/harm/ take advantage of a minor.

[@grapeshot]

Another Lovecraftian type movie. Dealing with weird fish and venomous centipedes. And a person that just seems to be too perfect to be true.

[@wacksonjang4498]

17:43 "labored negro sigh" IM SCREAMING KENDALL LMAOOOOO

[@ankitaaaaa227]

Ur pfp💀

[@takethewordss]

this is like that goosebumps story where the dad turns into a plant only turned up to 11

[@ishathompson8439]

I remember that episode lol!

[@ellieblack8028]

stay out of the basement is WAY better

[@brittanytodd4263]

Oh man what's really disturbing is I watched an ID special that had a really similar story to this minus the supernatural elements and blood drinking, of course. The stepdad would drug the mom at night and then he climbed into the attic to watch the daughters shower and would stand over their beds at night...

[@wootencj]

He kept saying, "It's science", "we're scientists, ok?" My science ass was like, "stop taking science's name in vain!"

[@shaunzee1317]

It was a mistake to watch this while high. I’ve never been more confused in my life 😩

[@deeez946]

Doesn’t help when you sober up

[@dexa6623]

Being sober doesn't help the plot, but I imagine its slightly less traumatic while high.

[@mimistardust3915]

Fun fact: the mom in this movie was the girl in 'American Beauty', I believe her character's name is Angela? Lol I found it ironic they used her for this movie which gives the same kinda vibes 😂

[@ishathompson8439]

Her character’s name was Heather in American pie

[@Lala-py5fk]

my depression: exists Kennie and bad movies and a beat playlist: I´m about to end this man´s whole career

[@carlaeyyy649]

I audibly screamed at him licking her blood in the boat scene oh my god

[@IR1S-ANG3L]

Me too😭 I had to pause

[@boogiebear3095]

"He'd make me as jerky" lolz. True crime fan as well. Can't stop watching and listening to it.

[@szthbnsfprdctn]

him licking his bloody fingers had me YELLING and I'm still not okay WHAT IN THE HELLLLLLL

[@princessjazmin6499]

I gasped out loud and nearly threw my phone😭

[@dreamyanon5151]

Okay I came prepared for weird but that scene made me pause and gave me genuine chills... WHAT THE FU*K. I don't think I will ever see anything more disturbing.

[@chelseahawk8396]

I started this with my husband and he was over it after the first 5 minutes because he figured it was the typical creepy serial killer stepdad trope. I decided to watch it by myself last night after seeing you’d be going a Bad Movies and a Beat... I will now be forcing my husband to endure it with me.

[@chelseahawk8396]

Update for anyone interested: we got to the shower scene, and he immediately said, “is this some sci-fi shit? Is he a lizard person?” 😂

[@ArturGlass.C]

@@chelseahawk8396 Damn he's a good guesser.

[@chelseahawk8396]

@@ArturGlass.C I was honestly shocked and impressed 😂

[@chelseahawk8396]

@Melanie Pamela Grave Cifuentes I’m usually so good at guessing stuff, and I didn’t see this coming until it was way more obvious! So when he guessed it so soon I was like wtf 😂

[@Earthangeldee]

Soon as I say the black best friend in the movie I knew her fate 😩😒

[@ishathompson8439]

me too sadly and but sometimes their do survive one in a while

[@deannas2778]

I barely remember the friend I was so taken aback by that nasty ass boat scene. But I do remember like her letting her friend go in there I was like why you going to let her in there with those crazy fuckers man. And bitch was like "ok I'm going to eat food" Like I was watching this film with my mom and we had to replay that boats like three times. We were like what the fuck just happened I don't know fuck that lamray got there. I don't even know.

[@CatLover7112]

There is a Movie called "Frankenfish" where the Black man AND Black Woman actually survives together but didn't start off together in the Movie.. It's filmed in the Bayou New Orleans Hoodoo/Voodoo stuff. But on the DVD Cover of Movie the Black Man is with the Asian looking Woman. So you get the illusion that both of them are together.. Pretty good B Rated Scary Movie..

[@CatLover7112]

@@ishathompson8439 True...

[@ishathompson8439]

@@CatLover7112 thanks I’ll check it out sometime

[@T.Lataviaprincess]

The fact that I re-watch Kennie videos to "finish" my homework and I never finish my homework and just end up enjoying the video even more. I-

[@Sophie-rk2iv]

My eyebrows nearly left my forehead when he licked his fingers. I thought you were dramatic but holy damn.

[@alissad.8793]

"This is what you wear to Walmart, not respectable public" considering I'm not American and have thus only been to a Walmart twice in my life, I feel like I should feel bad for laughing but...damn😂😂😂

[@ArnisKaye]

As an American who's been to Walmart a trillion times, do not feel bad. It's funny because it's true.

[@blueismylove3128]

Why would you feel bad for laughing, I'm confused?

[@graceruark1086]

OMG wait no, this movie gives me Splice fanfiction vibes! Like what would happen if the demon chicken thing escaped and went on to live life or something

[@abookishmess]

Please consider a patreon - with one unedited video out of curiosity 🤣 Please do merch -Home skillet biscuits -when they go low, go lower, go to hell - 20 something year old brooding teenager - I would wear this un ironically - Can't be woke all the time, there are hours where one must sleep - She's leaving you for a dude that blinks 💗💗💗

[@taeri093]

omg what video is the second quote from?

[@nicollesalazar3335]

I 100% want t-shirts with the second and penultimate quotes. Your ideas are perfection.

[@sven_ology]

Yes! These would be great

[@pxdden6664]

I would buy all of these THANKSS🥳🥳

[@IntuitivelyDriven]

Yes!!!!!

[@shairisavihar2747]

Funny enough, the scene where he talked about the parasite actually clued me into the ending. I heard that and was like oh!! This man must be a parasite that’s gonna kill them or something

[@IsabellaRiley-gs4cp]

every time the mom said "babygirl" all i thought of was 365 days lol

[@littlesparrow303]

Same now I don’t want any girl or guy calling me that word. People would call me that but after that movie nope 👎

[@trameikahargrove1849]

Is it disturbing?