TUBI HAS DONE IT AGAIN!! “EBONY HUSTLE” IS HORRIBLE IN EVERY WAY | BAD MOVIES & A BEAT| KennieJD

[@artinstructor4020]

That 'fast' rhetoric needs to die. Fast. Theres no excuse. A child is a child and needs protection, no matter what. They cannot consent. It is not their fault. They are a child, not an adult. Punish the adult.

[@AikiraBeats]

Thank you whoever created this needs to be questioned and detained cause I'm so tired of this.

[@tarakennedy707]

This exactly 🙌🙌🙌

[@ladyofnoxus6733]

What's "fast" is it like calling a little girl a slut? THANK YOU ALL for the clarification I really appreciate it!

[@Ivuxoxo]

@@ladyofnoxus6733 I’ve heard the term used to be like a younger person (mostly girls) who act grown up or older then their age etc.

[@artinstructor4020]

@Alice Angel Beauty it's common in the Black community in reference to a young girl doing something an older woman disapproves of. It's usually used by older woman. The girl could be wearing like red lipstick or have a 'grown' hairstyle or whatever. Its basically another layer of adutification bias.

[@suvarnarooy26]

Kennie has seen enough bad movies at this point to write her own script and make the ultimate bad movie to compete with all bad movies in existence

[@AikiraBeats]

Yoooo this needs to happen

[@tiarabreezy3]

Yessss she should do this!!!

[@katyne]

And it will be a good movie. Because usually the reason why art is bad is because the author didn't do the due diligence

[@gabbyabbott4965]

Idk if I’m ready for the magnitude of how awful that movie would be.

[@saibot7962]

Facts

[@fromlissawithlove]

As a woman who is 40, the phrase "If you're old enough to vote, you're old enough to stroke" literally made the vulva of my soul shrivel up and die 🤢🤮

[@tolkienblack6602]

"The vulva of my soul"...omg that's hilarious 😂

[@jellogirl2010]

I'm 32 and I laughed. But it was probably because of Kennie's face...

[@Monie71793]

😩🤣🤣

[@amelia3146]

I didn’t check to see what video this comment was for so for a minute there I thought you meant “stroke” as in like, “heart attack” and you were saddened and disgusted by the fact that people are dying of strokes younger than ever before I didn’t know if that was true, but I was still like. Damn, yeah, that is sad :( Then I checked the video and everything made sense

[@lowlowseesee]

lissa you funny af lolol

[@aceinspaces]

"Ebony Hustle" "A stripper turned detective" "It's not a porno" Are we sure??

[@PegasusAnarchy]

As a Hispanic woman, I could not understand a single thing Ebony said to that man, and judging by his non imaginative answer, neither did he.

[@kslaytm8384]

That was the point lady 😂

[@smwatertasteslikewater]

@@kslaytm8384 You’re so desperate to defend this pos movie in anyway you can

[@Ana..........]

Girl... we're living in a "2 weeks in a therapi-saur sweater" kind of world 😭

[@musaviki783]

No cause that's too relatable

[@kkbartist]

I’ve been living in a Nancy drew PC game sweatshirt that I spilled marinara sauce on, I thought I was alone in this 😅

[@cristlewrite7944]

it's going to take me a tremendous amount of effort to take my "barrel!" (it's an inside joke from an RPG game) shirt off before it becomes 3 weeks T_T

[@Monie71793]

💯😩🤣🤣

[@serakayle7903]

@@cristlewrite7944 Tobias Fate? GP? Is that you? ;-;

[@maxflint]

As a Spanish woman, I genuinely don't know what she said to that man.

[@NataliaHerrera-ul4gq]

As a Mexican, I can't either. I'm not even sure she was speaking in Spanish.

[@dianacortes4253]

She sounded like a baby that's making what seems like random noises and u know it's trying to communicate something but u can't understand a thing so u just smile and say "really? Wow!"

[@solsito24]

Argentinian here; i could understand it either. It honestly hurt my heart

[@nherty6172]

That was a hate crime cos wtf. I have zero knowledge in spanish and even I knew she was talking in the nonsense.

[@kslaytm8384]

YOU PROBABLY DON’T KNOW YOUR NATIVE TONGUE 😂

[@monile98]

My best friend gifted me “she felt like feeling nothing” for my 21st birthday a few years ago, and I was not prepared for everything it made me feel. It is one of the best gifts I have ever gotten.

[@willowloe6917]

I don’t understand this comment

[@Monie71793]

@@willowloe6917 Their friend gave them the book Kennie mentioned. They loved it.

[@GreySeashell-j3m]

@@willowloe6917 someone (s) skips the intros

[@DeejayCombsGoesLive]

Tubi be having the same person acting as different characters 😂

[@derrin1894]

No because this kennie video has been on my recommended watch list for 4 days now and I thought kennie just didn't put out a new video or something.

[@kslaytm8384]

You saw me on TUBI before 👀😂

[@itscjrodgers]

Sidenote, The Audacity of Truth is actually a killer book title, I'd check it out.

[@AikiraBeats]

Right I would low key write a book like that

[@user0-c5v]

It really is. They lowkey copied Obama’s book “The Audacity of Hope.” It’s a good read.

[@KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds]

@@user0-c5v I came here to make that same point. Congrats on getting to it first.

[@kanczlerjulcsi]

well if a movie carries "ebony" in its title in whatever form, you just know what to expect

[@jennterry6977]

Sad but true 🤣🤣🤣

[@malakcanvas]

My thoughts exactly!

[@kikibara1]

LMFAO never not been accurate

[@curryfishheadenjoyer]

"hi my name is ebony dark'ness dementia raven way" intensifies

[@ArmednotTriggered]

@@curryfishheadenjoyer Fangs for that reference.

[@awesomeirlable]

As a Spanish speaker, I’m convinced that the only intelligible word that she managed to say in Spanish was “puedes”

[@lucialaurencena1288]

I thought she said "puta" maybe?? But seriously what was she trying to say, I refuse to believe the subtitles

[@GnarlyRaePepsi]

My friend calls my Spanish Peggy Hill-ass Spanish, and yeah, even I was like “someone fucked up”

[@kmplays8781]

I don't know why I tried to make sense of this but this is kinda what I heard: "mi chocha viene por libra, no por ???, (hijo) de puta, puedes comprar ese?" It's so bad

[@lxckystars__]

im not a native speaker by any means, but ive been studying it for about four years and would say im like. pretty good? not fluent but! im working on it. i have no idea what that first sentence was at all. what i got from the last one was "de puta, ¿puedes compra ese?" but im half convinced my brain is gaslighting me with the subtitles into thinking thats what the sentence said. and i dont think that verb phrase is grammatically correct either. also, is "de puta" not literally "of bitch/of motherfucker" ???? what does that mean ?????????

[@nazarisreyes6037]

As a Hispanic person the Spanish scene is just 😂😭

[@darkestnights77]

We witnessed a murder 😂

[@clemetinesarereal]

they literally google translated that shit and gave it to a woman who has never even heard spanish a day in her life 💀💀

[@nazarisreyes6037]

@@clemetinesarereal it has to be bc the pronunciation was giving robot

[@awesomeirlable]

Nothi ng about it sounded like Spanish. NOTHING

[@jesicabocanegra4419]

I honestly couldn’t have guessed what tf she was saying if there was no subtitles. It sounded nothing like Spanish 😂 Which makes the guy yelling “GD GIRL!!” Afterwards even funnier 😂😂

[@mihawk508]

Why was his face 2 inches from the “phone” during the “face time call”? I know his breath was HOT, like he just looks musty. He looks like Lakeith Stanfield’s crusty unfinished unwashed clone, I hated everything involved with that scene

[@jaye61970]

You made me choke on my ginger ale! 🤣🤣

[@jessicacurbeam1037]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@pitpat2928]

kennie imma need financial compensation after watching those “facetime” clips, my body has never experienced this level of clenched

[@dizziecow4577]

😆😆

[@GnarlyRaePepsi]

They need to make a hotline like the “Mesothelioma” lawsuit commercials during Judge Joe Brown.

[@Lill2895]

Yes! The dirty talk made my soul die lol

[@yuukichan12]

😂🤣🤣

[@cosmicsongbird3047]

People actively going after much much MUCH, as in EXTREMELY, much younger people than them, even to the point of them being like 14+ years younger than them is truly gross. a woman in her 30s or 40s should have absolutely NOTHING sexual or romantic to due with an 18 year old or anyone that's not even 28.

[@ayannabranchcomb7535]

Right. I feel like age gaps are less weird once someone hits 30. Like a 30yo and a 70yo is strange to me but it wouldn’t feel predatory like a 28yo and 18yo. And I say this as someone who was 19 dating a 29yo and felt fine 😂

[@TheDawnofVanlife]

Right,honestly if two ADULTS meet randomly and discover an age gap that might be borderline in the weird department, alright whatever. But when people actively SEEK very very young partners and think same age partners are ‘too old’. Gross.

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

I can understand it happening once cause not everyone "looks" their age and these kids do be lying but if you specifically seek out 18 year olds, you are a predator. And no I don't care if the 18-20+ year old likes older partners, they dumb. I'd know as I like older men and I'm still dumb at 31.

[@DJDarling]

@@ThexDynastxQueen even if they don’t “look” their age there’s a noticeable maturity and life experience difference.

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

@@DJDarling That too cause again kids are dumb and can't ever keep up a lie for long. Actually had a follower on Twitter DM me claiming he was in college and I'm like "You tweeted about the fight on your school bus, you stupid baby 🤣" lol.

[@wandervoltz]

15:43 - You would be SHOCKED at how many women in the black community still believe R. Kelly's victims were just "fast" and "knew what they were doing". So sad. 🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾

[@PadawanoftheSea]

Kennie, your short man theory is real. The most insane man who ever tried getting in my pants was short. I don’t usually block and ghost, but he could not take no for an answer. The man was 5 foot 2 inches of pure delusion.

[@pepsicola2536]

As a person w spanish as my first language i gotta point out how I couldn't for the life of my understand a thing she said in that segment, not only did she pronounced it horribly, whatever she said was definitely not what the subtitles claimed

[@linac4151]

"Mi shosha vene po liba" and the rest of the incoherences got me thinking if that's how we sound when we use Google Translate or when we're first learning english lol

[@funghoul693]

sabes que same, no le entendí nada de lo que dijo 😭 repetí la escena varias veces y sigo sin entender JSJSJ

[@hellobeee]

It sounded like she was speaking simlish or some shit

[@GnarlyRaePepsi]

I’m white af and even I was like, “Something malfunctioned when they Googled that”

[@moomyung9231]

I don't know Spanish but I've lived in California my whole life. That didn't sound like Spanish. It sounds like me trying to phonetically pronounce Spanish.

[@olderoscendant]

"You're really hot, you've just made some bad decisions" has to be a summary of my dating life.

[@user-vc9mv8jw8d]

The one things they kind of got right was that people will blame the child and people of the church can get away with a lot.

[@sierrachantelle9209]

Stripper turned detective got me too 😭 Best line in the movie “You about to die, if you don’t tell me why, you came up in my house and drugged my guy”💀😭

[@professor.donut24]

💀🤣

[@LifeOfTheAngels]

Someone clearly didn’t get theyre poetry slam book published so they made a movie around it

[@cynicalperson161]

That "old enough to vote" line delivery had me in tears 😂

[@myafigs6065]

Like?!?!?! NOOOOO why would they write that line 😭

[@xathyrus7043]

Oscar worthy, better than Kristen Stewart in spencer

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

Stuff like this why we need to up the age of consent to 25 so predators can be treated as the gross criminals they truly are.

[@lolaBee9]

@@ThexDynastxQueen If only. As I get older I'm now seeing how much we normalize the creepy desires of a disturbingly large amount of people I wish they'd raise it to get rid of the 18 loophole. Grown people know 18 year olds aren't adults yet

[@princessofhell4639]

Ngl I couldn't understand her and thought she said "if you old enough to have a boat" 😭😭

[@AnnaVictrix]

As a "woman of a certain age," I don't want to date any man under 35. Young men are a hassle. (Funny enough, this movie is an accurate depiction why.)

[@evan_sunprince]

I find it so weird when people hang around people they don't like. In highschool I started being very careful abiut who I hang out with. On top of that. I don't understand people never being supportive of their friends. That's like all I do. I'll call you on your shit but I'm gonna support you endlessly.

[@rilmar2137]

I'm an emotional doormat and a people pleaser, I don't know what else to tell you

[@jessicawilliams3849]

I just had to break up with a friend I’ve drifted apart from. Def better than just letting it run on.

[@reiyujigo]

I feel I didn’t take this into account when I was in my slump of not having a lot of friends in HS and so on. I was in the naïve belief that you can be friends with anyone and that’s how people get these large friend groups-a struggle for me being an introvert. The older I get, the more I realize that having a lot of friends isn’t as important as having friends you can find common ground with and who you adore. Quality over quantity. My closest friend from HS is my polar opposite in terms of personality, but we find so much in common and we help build each other up. Call each other out on each other’s shit, support each other, love each other, and of course hang out when we can despite our busying adulthoods. I rather have one singular friend I can have a deep bond with than ten others where the friendship is shallow.

[@evan_sunprince]

@@reiyujigo in middle school I wanted as many friends as possible and was barring so much of who i was to people off. In freshman year I went through a seriously toxic friendship and it made me rethink. Having only a few is so much nicer, not being spread thin, and being completely myself makes life so much easier.

[@anonanon2712]

I also started being careful about who i spent my time with in HS. I was lucky enough to make a friend who changed the way I viewed friendships, literally the kindest and most supportive person who still wouldn't hesitate to call you out on your shit. After that, there was a shift in my standards and I've had mostly wonderful friends since!

[@musaviki783]

The blue wig will forever be iconic, but that green is a close 2nd. Looking good kennie😩❤

[@icedcashewmilklatte]

i think it’s her natural hair

[@zombie..]

I LOVE the green

[@tunafish5462]

@@icedcashewmilklatte She said it's a wig on Instagram and I think on twitter too

[@icedcashewmilklatte]

@sʞuɐq oh ok! it looks so natural!

[@icedcashewmilklatte]

@@tunafish5462 haha! it looks super natural on her!

[@boonieboons9297]

The Rhymes in that movie took me out, like what. “you busted in yo head, you lucky it wasn’t me because I woulda filled yo ass with led. “💀💀💀💀

[@paidendenae]

i saw your comment right after hearing that and im rollinggg 😭😭😭

[@dorcasmalahlela2805]

@@paidendenae Me too! Lol

[@aceb7056]

...is really nobody gonna do it? (All I've got to say for myself is the girls that get it get it I guess) Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee

[@Cnichal]

😭

[@angygremlin4423]

@@elbowsbuns1896 It's the beginning of a really infamous fanfic called "My Immortal".

[@ArmednotTriggered]

@@angygremlin4423 I seriously wonder if Raven and Tara are doing okay now.

[@AMinnie]

I saw Ebony in the title and knew it would not be good times. Thankfully Kendall will kill it as always 😂

[@LondynTownPictures]

Thanks for watching. Be on the look out for Ebony Hustle Ballistic Protection, coming in 2023!!!

[@marinagomez192]

u should watch an Mexican animated movie called 'Una Película de Huevos' it's about 'A small egg named Toto decides that he wants to fulfill his purpose in life and become a chicken instead of dying in a frying pan; so he starts a quest to return to the farms along with his new friend, the noisy egg Willy and a crazy bacon stripe.' this movie still traumatizes me.

[@sylvie_loves_frogs4951]

OH. MY. GOD. YOU JUST AWAKENED A DISTANT MEMORY IN MY PSYCHE. I WATCHED THE SEQUEL TO THAT MOVIE OBSESSIVELY IN MY CHILDHOOD, UNA PELÍCULA DE HUEVOS Y UN POLLO. MY DAD GOT THE DAMN MOVIE FROM SOME GUY OFF THE ROAD AND IT WAS FUCKING INSANE

[@toriwhitfield5933]

I need to see this movie and it's sequel. Seems like an entertaining movie

[@crystalsnow5046]

Omg I remember watching that movie when I was probably way too young

[@eelguttz885]

I feel like a sleeper agent that was suddenly awakened by the title

[@0827.a]

as someone who's native language is spanish, what in the actual fuck was that spanish 💀💀💀 it was so bad i can't

[@shaunyjimenez9637]

YEHA PLEASE ONG "mi chocha no es por librah" AYUDA

[@ritchieashley8843]

It’s giving “burnas noches”

[@selenesspoilers6006]

@@ritchieashley8843 literally though-😭

[@felixgonzalez5135]

​@@shaunyjimenez9637if it wasn't for your comment I would've never known what she was saying 😭 thank u

[@Nicol3c87]

I watched the light leave your eyes at 10:00 after that horrid lines “if you’re old enough…” at 9:47 And I felt that. 😭😭

[@SketchyCharactersAndCrime]

I can’t sleep (my dog had a seizure and I need to monitor her) so I’m just watching the whole bad movies and a beat playlist and I’m so grateful to have something to take my mind off the anxiety about my dog. The green hair is 🔥btw

[@sansastark4040]

I hope your fur baby is okay.

[@amelia3146]

Much love to your puppy ❤️🐶🥺

[@LaFlor718]

Sending positivity and well wishes to you and your 🐶 ✨

[@Quinn91202]

I understand My old ladybug had seizures all 22 years of her life. She was a happy doggie tho. Bless you for caring so much for the these innocent creatures

[@kj989]

So your "Bad Hair" video sat in my watch later for a few months, until I finally watched it in December. That was the first time I watched you and I instantly fell in love with your channel. This was around the time you went on break. So I watched a few more from the BMAAB series and was like, "I'm binging it all". By the time you posted your MJ video last week, I had just finished all 89 videos. I have NEVER binged a yt channel that gard in my LIFE. So thank you for curing my boredom so effortlessly 💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@MrDMC11889]

Tubi goes all in with the blaxploitation. They just take it to the 21st century. I can watch Super Fly and Foxy Bown knowing they're products of their time. However anything like that made in the last ten years enrages me.

[@Dave102693]

Who even watch Tubi TV in the first place?

[@therealkenj98]

I actually enjoy it 💀 I feel like every bad movie has its place. 😂😂😂

[@MrDMC11889]

@@Dave102693 They actually carry mainstream films and TV shows as well. It's worth checking out. Being that it's free there's nothing to lose.

[@Sofiaode18]

@@Dave102693 Not for their original content for sure.

[@reignclowie2637]

i’ve been considering dyeing my hair green and this has convinced me.

[@ghostsheet777]

Ikr especially this shade so cute 😍🥰

[@ShanyShannon]

Definitely give it a try my friend did green hair wax on her natural hair years ago. It was so beautiful, she kept on getting stopped and complimented by random people the whole day.

[@6ViolinRed]

As someone who’s worked in insurance and claims for a while, I can tell you claims investigators do not do field work like following people. They hire private detectives for that, and even then it’s usually if they suspect insurance fraud. But with social media, they don’t have to physically follow people anymore.

[@SimplyRenny]

“AND HER DEAD FRIEND” that was not suppose to be funny😂😂😂

[@devinwalker4161]

“If you’re old enough to vote, you’re old enough to stroke” I got an add for diapers right after Kennie made that distraught face🤣 Even my ads new that line was full of shit

[@rolanslide8509]

It's not a Tubi original, but I still think you should give Basket Case a watch. 1980 exploitation monster movie they made with like 20k. It's awful and I can't get enough of it

[@xathyrus7043]

It’s a good movie wtf are you talking about, it’s literally a John waters movie

[@nogahbarouch938]

I'm waiting for Kennie to discover Pureflix

[@AikiraBeats]

Oh she has I'm not sure if she's going to do a movie from them

[@AspiringCrybaby2018]

How do you recover a friendship with someone who actively decided to work for a kidnapper just because they were a fan of his music or whatever? I don’t think I’d be able to do that. 😅

[@AnnaVictrix]

The first year of the pandemic I lived in a house dress. One house dress. That’s all I could handle lol.

[@mysteriousbynature]

I’m almost 40 and never miss a video. I love Kennie.♥️ Ok I commented before I watched so as an older woman I have no interest in younger men….if you’re old enough to vote?!🤮 That’s sickening. OMG, the lusting over Ebony was insufferable. Anyway, thanks for making me laugh today.

[@jennterry6977]

43 and same

[@mysteriousbynature]

@@jennterry6977 Gang Gang! 😂 I’m so gladly I’m not the only one here. ♥️

[@RedPanda79]

Hey 42 here and feel the same

[@jennterry6977]

@@mysteriousbynature 💙💙💙

[@TheHersaWay]

I have a bad movie and it's called "That's my Boy" with Adam Sandler and I watched it once years ago and I remember being disgusted, it was so bad🤢🤮

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

I only know the movie cause a YTber brought up a scene but wasn't clear of what made it gross so I went to see what they were talking about. I'm still kinda upset I did that. For those reading, think "Help, stepbrother! I'm stuck 😏" but minus the step part.

[@Gingermermaid90]

Omg yes please !! She needs to do that one !

[@andreil-g4t]

Ad roll kennie looks so damn pretty, never thought green would be a good color on anybody

[@leia3772]

The vote line made me gag so hard I got tangled up in my blanket and almost fell off my couch. 😭💀

[@idealisticcynic06]

I get so excited when Kennie uploads but then the movie breakdown begins and i remember what this series is about and my mood drops and i have to desperately hold on to the impeccable comedy just so i don't fall off the steep cliff that is a god awful movie

[@247wonderwoman]

"Life has been a vapor" -Kennie 2022 (I think that's the year)

[@andreware2039]

That FaceTime scene was so fucking creepy and gross! I want to see how the actors felt after filming that one. That one was just too much 🤢

[@passionfruit3133]

You deserve all the accolades for going through this, cause the good lord knows I wouldn't be able to get through this movie without cringing out of my skin! Also: CAPRICORN GANG!! ♑

[@yamsnmac]

“A stripper turned detective 🕵️‍♀️ “ okay I’m in

[@makaylasewell7560]

I just tested positive for covid and this video is exactly what I needed today

[@icedcashewmilklatte]

get well soon

[@Ivuxoxo]

Hope you start feeling better soon

[@amberthomas469]

Get well soon!

[@ts5683]

Get well soon :3 drink lots of water

[@LaFlor718]

Get better soon!

[@littlerelief]

Your whole final look has such faerie living in a flower garden vibes, I'm utterly in love with it

[@artinstructor4020]

I'm here. Was waiting for this while I was cleaning. The green suits you.

[@A8NTnoVidHeO]

Perfect timing! Bad movies and a beat is my saturday brunch treat 🥰

[@solsito24]

As a latino the scene where she speaks spanish hurt my soul

[@ranga1cat]

I’m not a Spanish speaker and even I know that was horrific, I’m so sorry your language was butchered that way 🥲

[@arjumandkhan6704]

It honestly sounded like text-to-speech instead of an actual voice

[@ourmidnightmemory807]

That whole facetime sequence with the jogger dude at 14:45 had me ROLLING. I was screaming, laughing, gasping for air the whole damn thing LMAOOOO. Truly the real villain of the movie.

[@taylorblack3495]

“You busted, in yo head..” “You lucky it wasn’t me, cause I would’ve filled yo ass with lead..” Straight 🔥 lol

[@nguiklian]

I always try to knit while watching these but i end up getting distracted and just lounge around watching the video

[@intern_dana]

you always have the best looks during the worst movies, i love it

[@ItsBrokenPen]

"short men are a menace". I fully endorse this statement. it hit and explained soo much. thank you.

[@gabriellagonzalez1149]

Kennie, I think you need a good movies and a glam after this. I felt your pain while describing this and I agree. This playlist keeps the world peace. Happy Saturday!

[@maryy.angell]

no I don’t think you understand I’m obsessed with how good kennie look with green hair

[@MarloB]

I watched in preparation for this and I must say this movie was giving great value Foxy Brown 😭😭 Pam Grier would never 🤣

[@laurenwasinger9436]

“Mom, can I have Foxy Brown?” “We already have Foxy Brown at home.”

[@reallycaughtnow]

Great video! The one movie you must do next is Chocolate City 2: Vegas. Just go into it with no expectations and don't even bother with part 1. Nothing from it matters. Just enjoy this monstrosity and laugh uncontrollably throughout.

[@jabtrack123]

“Y’all have some resilience that I simply don’t want” - my new tagline for 2022

[@thema1998]

1) Yesterday was the *1* year anniversary of when the "Ebony Hustle" episode was uploaded! 🤓 2) I've never seen "Ebony Hustle", let alone knew anything about it until now. It sounded... interesting! 😬

[@princessofhell4639]

Ngl the "if you old enough to vote, you old enough to stroke" line was so much more confusing then me cus when Kennie first played it I could not understand the woman and thought she said something like "if you old enough to have a boat, you old enough to stroke" so I was truly perplexed about why having a boat is some age marker.

[@uatcgfhdhu]

As someone who speaks spanish, that scene its the equivalent of someone saying: "m t a span pekr, i vr hrd ny k it n i life" for _"i'm not a spanish speaker, and I never heard anyone speak it in my life."_ My brain can't compreHend what the heck she was saying. The subtitles are just confusing me more. Help.

[@JaiTheFaeBae]

When he said "you need to let me dust them granny panties off..." 😫🤣 I let out an unnerving cackle

[@jamilafever8110]

Green is suddenly my favorite color now too. For many year as it's been blue...I still love it but green catches my eye a lot more these days!

[@juliasmith5263]

i started reading “she felt like feeling nothing” when i was in a really dark place.. i cried all through that book!!!

[@kaikuva6743]

i spent the majority of last seek just marathoning this entire playlist (yup, that's how my 2022 is going so far) and i came to a Realization™: you haven't done a single adam sandler film. i'm like 99% sure there's one that has taylor lautner in it. also the green brows are A Fucking Look and i fucking live

[@toastshine]

oh my god same!! and i agree with everything you’ve said

[@mk7212]

Kennie was describing how awful the quality of the pretend FaceTime calls was and the whole time I was like... so... that's the most realistic part of the movie then? 💀

[@ahsiabukhari]

There should’ve been a trigger warning before the FaceTime clips cause I was screaming every time his face came closer😩

[@itsmsolivia]

The rapper guy reminds me of Rumpelstiltskin just because of the rhyming and creepy vibes he gives.

[@Jay-bh1xm]

14:52 I thought I was safe to eat lunch while watching this video but alas 💀 Had to pause the video to gag and retch. 16:42 I almost cried, like my eyes deadass started watering. I gotta say, there is something about these ghetto pseudo melodrama movies that captivates your attention. Something that is both amusing and absolutely horrifying.

[@Aly-ji5sf]

the subtle low volume in the left ear with the audio is killing me

[@blushingb0nes]

from a girl with problematic bangs- the only way i’ve found to make them look good is to wet them a lil bit and wrap them around a finger or two and pinning them in place with bobby pins until they dry lol (obv the tighter the curlier but if you do it pretty loosely they’ll fall nicely) but yours truly look so nice!!

[@LifeOfTheAngels]

Hi queenie 🤩 I’m baking a chiffon cake while I watch this 😁

[@browniesmmgood]

9:00 not us seeing the camera person's shadow. This has a "high school video project we put together last minute" vibe to it lol

[@annelipietersen2287]

Sometimes I don't feel motivated to do something and then I hear Kenny's voice whisper "bitch you better secure that bag". And I move my ass so fast

[@princessofhell4639]

MY NEW MOTTO

[@nicolefarmer2512]

At times I believe a script adapted from a written novel gets skewed in the adaptation. I don’t feel that way about this movie. I feel that it was a rotten book and the director tried and failed at making it a movie. Wattpad gold

[@mick7804]

Kennie your facial expression after the lady said the "..you're old enough to stroke" line has me dead, I made the same exact face

[@tariq7408]

14:46-15:25 Yes, everything about those scenes look like they stank. I could smell his breath through my phone😷 I just cringed into my lower back cavity🤮

[@JoyaLewisTheMusician]

00:31 yall Kennie deserves the universe and more 🥺❤️❤️ Also 1:42 THIS LIP COLOR 🔥🔥

[@eberechi3025]

I was not prepared for the way the pastor spoke. That line really had me in tears. 😭

[@poetdiva28]

Wow, the snippets of dialog were cringey and terrible. So thank you for watching this for me. Also, sis is at least 50. Ain't no way she in her 40s.

[@lilliiian_n6525]

I started listening to Behind The Bastards last time you recommended and it is fascinating and entertaining. Thank you for the recommendation!

[@sillyd0g]

honestly though, ignoring the actual movie, "a stripper turned detective takes on a disturbing case centering on a girl who was kidnapped by a pastor with an unusual personal history" would make a killer premise for a shinichiro watanabe anime

[@illinoisgirldreaming9085]

The phrase “keeping it real in the name of god” has the same vibe as a tiktok that I watched where the dude said “as the kids say: deadass”

[@VultureSkins]

21:19 my s/o works at a club, bar backing and making sure everyone follows the rules in the back rooms where they have private dances or whatever. He also helps remove people if the girls ask him to. I think that guy is probably what they mean, rather than a pimp? But even if you’re strong, that doesn’t mean you’ll get out unscathed every time. You don’t know who they are or what they have on them. It’s just unsafe to assume one person can handle anyone bc they’re “the strong one”

[@fleurdervs]

15:38 my mom still says that about Aaliyah. I tried to explain to her that she was groomed but she wouldn't listen 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@happythoughts3170]

Make the conversation more simple: It doesn’t matter how willing or “fast” a minor is, that’s disgusting.

[@aliencafe]

As a barista at Starbucks it would make my day if you showed up and started explaining Ebony Hustle to me

[@nazarisreyes6037]

Need a tutorial for the brows, PLEASEEE

[@seliees9223]

Since you're into poetry, I definitely recommend Wisława Szymborska's work, for example The end and the beginning (the book)! I have no idea whether translation does it justice, because I read the original, but she's a Nobel Prize winner, so it's probably solid. Btw, I adore you in green! And these bangs look amazing

[@rfrolicarts]

Kennie, with the new bangs and your hair and your height, you should totally cosplay Sailor Pluto.

[@yourstruly342]

Kinda unrelated but omg this might be my fave makeup & hair combo/look I’ve seen on kennie. The green suits her so well and the eye look??!!!! That brown with the green glitter is just heavenly I could NOT stop fangirling