Lololol. Try eating only to like 80% full each meal, then not eating after 4pm. Do that for a week. Also try to have a fixed sleep schedule of 8 hours a day.
@dotology3 жыл бұрын
"Im taking the vitamins like you said Jesus" 🤣🤣🤣
@jaydonono3 жыл бұрын
The Elon Musk / space joke had me dying 😂 I saw those satellites in Northern Canada and thought I was seeing some alien shit
@roxiek.79683 жыл бұрын
What's her name? I was dying of laughter as well 🤣
@Contextualdamage3 жыл бұрын
Sam jay her special is soooo good
@vannieshacamper-pitts22513 жыл бұрын
Literally I clicked comments to type basically what you just said. Same🤣🤣🤣
@ShanaLawson3 жыл бұрын
Those were hilarious but I personally think it’s funnier bc he’s actually South African lol
@ShanaLawson3 жыл бұрын
Those were hilarious but I personally think it’s funnier bc he’s actually South African lol
@JoaoPessoa863 жыл бұрын
That "beating the baptists to the chilli's" line took me back to my childhood. That's precisely what my mom would say, except it was Luby's
@dottyorange72703 жыл бұрын
Lucky, I was a Baptist.
@jonpayne49313 жыл бұрын
She has a great singing voice.
@IMUncomfortable4203 жыл бұрын
Okay I know this is a weird place but I was raised Adventist what is the difference between that and baptist???
@jonpayne49313 жыл бұрын
@@IMUncomfortable420 In truth, I can't differentiate between ANY of those religious beliefs. You believe in what you believe in. Once no-one gets hurt, it's ALL good.
@h.thumbsthomas54793 жыл бұрын
Ours was the local Mexican restaurant. But you always gotta beat the Baptist or worse, the Pentecostals! Lol
@shahana_style3 жыл бұрын
"An achievable Beyoncé for government workers." I am DEAD
@SabrinaMartinez3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna.. .I felt that deep
@ellemmenn29303 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@diduck68783 жыл бұрын
Veteran I cosign 😉👍
@rachelthomas20273 жыл бұрын
Yeeesss 🙌🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
@quarterday3 жыл бұрын
That was seriously amazing 😂
@darkelixer48213 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see so many more female comics getting more work then in years past, these women are outstanding comedians even tho quite a few are already quite famous, some id never seen and will be watching alot more of their stand up.
@RyzNytch3 жыл бұрын
The space rant about Elon Musk literally sent my soul out of my body and in the passenger’s seat of that Tesla 😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@Thegbear3 жыл бұрын
I’ve said it on another video but I’ll stress it. If you haven’t seen Ms Pat’s special for Degenerates, WATCH IT. She needs so much more attention, she’s one of the funniest people on the planet.
@indashadewithguccipaid5103 жыл бұрын
She got a show on HBO now
@indashadewithguccipaid5103 жыл бұрын
I mean BET network
@1999Torii2 жыл бұрын
The “you know how to work an ipad but you still shit yourself” definitely took me out
@TheAnswerKeyTV3 жыл бұрын
"Elon doing donuts in the sky."😂😂😂 I have to look her up! Sam Jay is hilarious!
@honeymoon41303 жыл бұрын
Sam was my favorite 🤣
@simplynuki80782 жыл бұрын
Sam had me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alisab48117 ай бұрын
Yo the set that clip was from is absolutely HILARIOUS, she's fucking greeeat 😂👌🏼
@ysmithriley3 жыл бұрын
The choir softly singing "BABY BACK RIBS HOW SWEET THE SAUCE"! 🤣🤣🤣
@deboradavanzo23523 жыл бұрын
The painting analysis was so Good and creative
@zazakhadri3 жыл бұрын
ik!! im laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MiraLibertina3 жыл бұрын
Wow, Sam Jay really opened my eyes to a new dimension of racism. It's not only people being treated as inferior. It's also the ancestral trauma that caused whole generations to have limiting beliefs about their capacities and capabilities. Mind blown!
@TheKobeJames3652 жыл бұрын
CRT?
@eemoogee1602 жыл бұрын
"I can't pay my telephone bills and Whitey's on the moon."
@AnonEyeMouse2 жыл бұрын
@@TheKobeJames365 It's part of Critical Race Theory, sure. You have the idea that you are stupid, violent, ignorant and that you are doomed to achieve nothing more than being paid a lot of money by a richer, better person (athlete working for a team owner, musician working for a music exec) AT BEST, forced on you throughout your childhood... it shifts your horizons. It's bullshit, but it gets in there and has an effect. Especially when it's reinforced by the culture you live in.
@elenawalker5172 жыл бұрын
Wow
@candywhitney65212 жыл бұрын
Ppp
@robins.97002 жыл бұрын
Sam Jay is absolutely hilarious. I saw her entire special and was cracking up the whole time
@maceroee3 жыл бұрын
Ms. Pat is the best. So happy she is going to have a special on Netflix.
@jahnilee20263 жыл бұрын
Ughh!! I effing LOVEEEEE Michelle Buteau
@lucykuria63173 жыл бұрын
me too.....so very much, actually she's the reason am here
@BrightDelight143 жыл бұрын
Same! She came to my college years ago and talked about my boobs😂then she gave me a sign photo and idk what I did with it😭I kick myself often for that
@senecaureliuslocke94323 жыл бұрын
Ms. Pat legit brought me to tears and killed that one woman 😂🤣😂🤣
@MeryL07073 жыл бұрын
“Thoughts and prayers, thank you for your service!!!!” 😂😂
@BrightDelight143 жыл бұрын
Dang y’all a tough crowd 😂I liked them all except the last one
@breathej.48723 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I agree. The last one was a little too much. I honestly don't think people should joke about those kinds of things because, while they might be laughing, the victims are hurting. I mean, I'm not trying to be dramatic or anything, but I think it's best to avoid turning topics like that into comedy.
@flutterby84623 жыл бұрын
@@breathej.4872 100% agree! She wasn’t funny at all. I think her jokes were gross.
@EvangelineB63 жыл бұрын
same
@elizabethjameson32313 жыл бұрын
@@flutterby8462 Definitely. Offensiveness aside, just not even funny.
@123madooya3 жыл бұрын
True! Sry, but she was just disgusting!
@vzain30822 жыл бұрын
it’s amazing how a girl who lived on traumatic experience like Ms Pat, could turn her experience into a comedy. Salut. That must have been quite a journey.
@denisebooth8963 Жыл бұрын
LOVE 👸🏽Pat God, gave a😂😂😂 special Gift🎁 Perspective point 😂 is everything in a situation. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
@EvilMonkey7818 Жыл бұрын
Ms Pat is the best but she's not in this video, bot.
@lizzostan Жыл бұрын
@@EvilMonkey7818 she is in this video, they just didn’t give her her own section :/ she’s in with hannah gadsby at about 13:26
@alisab48117 ай бұрын
@@EvilMonkey7818 she was literally in this compilation twice, wtf are you smoking?
@alisab48117 ай бұрын
@lizzostan wasn't she the first act and then again around 16 min?
@jamiemobley32642 жыл бұрын
I love Urzila and her flip flop story! Also love how she “had a fall” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@amandag79352 жыл бұрын
I like how her SA accent keeps coming back stronger the more she talks about the flops
@blugreen1233 жыл бұрын
Uncooked 🍗. I died. 😂
@amjadthug42303 жыл бұрын
The chicken's leg killed as fuck 😂😂💔💔 Ms pat hits every time
@a.p50793 жыл бұрын
Omfg that Marriott hotel joke/story tho. Too real holy shit.
@PhillipUranus3 жыл бұрын
Ms Pat is a legend
@midnightrider3793 жыл бұрын
I see Ms. Pat and I click.
@theeasternfront64363 жыл бұрын
Fact
@tinaamariee8323 жыл бұрын
Same formula brought me here
@PK-nct3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@rachelottley46003 жыл бұрын
Favs have to be 6:06 Taylor Tomlinson 8:05 Sam Jay 10:31 Hannah Gadsby
@stevessann35163 жыл бұрын
MS.PAT!!! 😂😭💀
@jv-lk7bc3 жыл бұрын
she was on fire!
@emccamey13 жыл бұрын
When is Netflix going to give Ms. Pat her own special?? Her degenerates episode didn't really show how truly funny she is!!
@tinaamariee8323 жыл бұрын
Hulu gave her a show instead
@jonathanhatfield46233 жыл бұрын
@@tinaamariee832 BET+ for the Ms Pat Show
@colleenwilson68963 жыл бұрын
More Sam Jay!!!
@j-l69133 жыл бұрын
Ms. Pat hands down the funniest of em all
@sierra47662 жыл бұрын
16:05 just about killed me 😂😂😂 she set that up so well
@mztweety13743 жыл бұрын
Well, now I'll never look at a guitar the same way again.😂
@nativechique75893 жыл бұрын
Oooh ha I thought she really meant a guitar
@lezzulee3 жыл бұрын
These are sooo good 😂😂especially space jokes, Elon Musk..
@brokennotdefeated96253 жыл бұрын
😅😅Nikki is a G!! Ms Pat Is the OG!😅 16:20/25 (Our People are the best at turning their pain/trauma into laughter.. The most unimaginable things. 🤘🏾😌)
@williamh26073 жыл бұрын
Never heard of Hannah Gadsby but that was great.
@carys77933 жыл бұрын
“y o u r DEAD” -best delivery ever
@sam-rz5on3 жыл бұрын
i’m not “soft” or anything but those r kelly jokes weren’t even funny, they just make me uncomfortable and she literally just kept going-
@imfireproof3 жыл бұрын
That last comic was fucking terrible.
@vegahimsa3 жыл бұрын
it was great wtf do you mean
@NN-fz4pd3 жыл бұрын
That was so cringe she needs to shut up
@alessiacarolli953 жыл бұрын
i literally was like "next comic, next comic, next comic" and thn the video ended and i was like "had i known she was the last one i woulda've closed the video erlier"
@jesska45283 жыл бұрын
Yeah, shock factor does not a comedian make. And it doesn't make a nice person either..
@wildearthling2 жыл бұрын
"But the reward for going to church is you get to go to chili's" lmfao
@G.F.SF553 жыл бұрын
OMG, "uncooked chicken leg" XD Never thought of it, but so true
@b.a.j51683 жыл бұрын
Ms. Pat!!!!!!!!❤
@acb76343 жыл бұрын
Gosh!! I love Sam Jay!!
@Iyana3 жыл бұрын
Yikes...The R Kelly jokes were *really* uncomfortable to watch. I kept thinking she'd be done but she just kept going on about it. Definitely seems like the type of person to say "It's just dark humor" when confronted about their weird remarks.
@georgina-a3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I'm a fan of dark humour but it should be aimed at the perpetrator, not the victims. Besides, considering that there are still ongoing legal cases, it is *definitely* too soon to be cracking jokes like that...
@MetalBarbie00213 жыл бұрын
Those was the most uncomfortable reactions an audience could make... Its like they didn't know what to think.
@MMWEST013 жыл бұрын
I agree with you, I love dark humor but using kids real life tragic story in a joke isn’t OKAY! They shouldn’t have even added that particular segment to this compilation.
@a.p50793 жыл бұрын
I mean... it’s kind of true though.
@carinachavez19433 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I just kinda froze when I the start of the segment and expected it to be a one time thing. It was dragged on though and it really did have me concerned.
@dralissa1232 жыл бұрын
These women are hilarious.
@Hartleymolly3 жыл бұрын
omgahhh hahaha the Elon part had me in tears 😆
@ragantate39953 жыл бұрын
“No it’s just Ely doing doughnuts in the sky”
@saritataylor42353 жыл бұрын
"Ain't no entry points to Mars in f'in Sacramento!"
@silentdogfart48923 жыл бұрын
One of these things is not like the others..... Plus. Nikki is getting better and better! Killin it
Sooo I'm gonna take the advice of everyone in the comments and end at 19:18, before the last segment. I'm having a good time and I don't want my mood to go to shit 😬
@ellaeadig2632 жыл бұрын
Good choice. There was just nothing funny about it.
@thefruitofaliens3 жыл бұрын
Ms. Pat's the best.
@josephcarey77463 жыл бұрын
She said 11 I'm like wtf 😂
@tiffanyc83073 жыл бұрын
Lol uncooked chicken drumstick!!!💀
@jv-lk7bc3 жыл бұрын
whatayoutalkingabout?
@sunixdeam63917 ай бұрын
She was 11 wtf
@dananabread66323 жыл бұрын
I LOVE ALL OF THESE WOMEN SO MUCH
@KatherineTheGr8t2 жыл бұрын
The black woman Ms Pat? cracked-me-up! I have seen her on YT, some day in person I hope. Thanks, I so needed a belly laugh : D
@MARYBBOSS22 жыл бұрын
I was 'TURNED OUT' and a HIGH CLASS 'CALL GIRL' at 15, but an "UNCOOKED CHICKEN LEG", NEVER HEARD, but PLENTY SEEN! 'YOUisSTOOOOPID'😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GLesbihonest3 жыл бұрын
Yes to being So Tired!!!
@christyogle_thedinnerbell3 жыл бұрын
It was all great until the R Kelly jokes ruined the vibe.
@thatdude42573 жыл бұрын
😑
@chykim13 жыл бұрын
Ruined the entire vibe... Wasn't funny.
@naniperson62763 жыл бұрын
Totally agree
@MarkMcNeel133 жыл бұрын
@@chykim1 My jaw dropped… disgusting
@Buckaroo_Baldwin2 жыл бұрын
But Ms Pat joking about giving a man a hand job at 11 was fine?
@kassandrawai9673 жыл бұрын
The fact that the last comic was joking about people’s trauma AND it took up so much of this video... no. So gross
@staceypakosta81863 жыл бұрын
Comedy usually is mean! But funny 😁 fat jokes lighten up
@Pixie2sweet3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!! I also hated it. Thought it would just be a joke or two but it was her whole fucking set. Super gross to try and make others laugh about the kidnap rape and abuse of children. That lady is awful
@Mocha_x_svt3 жыл бұрын
@@staceypakosta8186 a fat joke is not the same as a rape joke especially of a community she isnt even part of. Jokes have to actually be funny.
@cmt894973 жыл бұрын
I didn't hate it. It just wasn't funny.
@edgardomartin82993 жыл бұрын
So much? It took the same as the elon musk stuff and that just bored me. All the rest were at least good.
@laurarudolph74513 жыл бұрын
Her space jackets are so accurate I love them!! Great job
@tyronefrye47063 жыл бұрын
Love funny women especially comedians cause they're just hilariously ruthless wit no filter respect their comedic genius gangsta no cap lol stay safe RIP Bunny Wailer God bless BLM checkout The Main Squeeze 🙏
@Ala-bb5gd3 жыл бұрын
The R kelly jokes were real dark..😕😕
@brandenhuffmen82592 жыл бұрын
Sam jay is funny af I bout died laughing. 😂😂
@claravaccari35373 жыл бұрын
Hannah is a treasure ♥️
@cave1293 жыл бұрын
Ms pat 🤣🤣😂
@jenniferharding69963 жыл бұрын
I love that the ladies are spreading the words of funny stories. Keep it up 😜 ladies!💗
@musmebravo15403 жыл бұрын
Netflix, what made y’all think adding the last act would be “funny”? It wasn’t. I’ll be pretending this video ends at with Urzila Carlson.
@MamaBethsWorld3 жыл бұрын
Oh lord if the preacher was two minutes past noon, all the congregation was furious!!
@genxnomad19783 жыл бұрын
Honestly, after 'whatcha got in your hand there, Karen,' I just Fn died☠️🤣 I have no idea what the rest of the video is about 🤷🏾😭
@uchihamadara99692 жыл бұрын
"You are dead" 😂 my uncle did it HE IS DEAD 🤣
@babyboo9066 ай бұрын
all beautiful talented women but Mrs.Pat always hits it lol 😂😂😂❤❤❤
@silver4731 Жыл бұрын
NOT NOW DAD!!!!! LMAO
@tinatyree57722 жыл бұрын
I love all these ladies I laughed the entire video
@shahana_style3 жыл бұрын
Okay Sam is hilarious
@tritone113 жыл бұрын
Nikki Glaser is such a skilled comedian. She is way up there! Btw, Sam Jay is basically Chris Rock, minus the...hmm,well actually, nevermind.
@sarahholland26003 жыл бұрын
Michelle was my favourite. I'm googling her other stuff right now😁
@Blingy Жыл бұрын
Ms. Pat and Sam Jay are my favorites
@siomi27012 жыл бұрын
"christian light, all you need is alittle bit of jesus" 😩😭🤣🤣🤣
@jonquilmr132 жыл бұрын
The R Kelly jokes at the end tho 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@TheAlkebulanTrust3 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest women should have had a Netflix Special already and that is MoNique...true or definitely true?
@sybilks10723 жыл бұрын
Mo'nique was....until the lawsuit. I was sad to see her pulled, because I watched them a few times. But I can definitely understand why she sued them.💁♀️
@stevenjm123 жыл бұрын
Hell no. Comedians need to have the ability to make people laugh
@mannyrosado98873 жыл бұрын
I'm dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍 this is too much!! Each sketch it's unique.
@allisonhauer75222 жыл бұрын
It’s a painting! That means he planned it. 😂😂😂
@Nihal-wx3th3 жыл бұрын
All were great except the last one
@panchov31293 жыл бұрын
Ms pat is the best female comedian
@Wade.Stikmann3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the diversity in this video, bless 💙👏
@Stormkwiet3 жыл бұрын
Omg my 1st time seeing even hearing of Michelle Buteau(sp) love her🤣🤣👊🏾
@shakalaka73353 жыл бұрын
This was the greatest! Thank you!
@electriccomedynight3 жыл бұрын
Hahah! These women are HILARIOUS! Sam Jay - Edified!
@zennaturalist2543 Жыл бұрын
I love women with cryptic sense of humours! 😂😂😂😂😂
@alisab48117 ай бұрын
Some top tier women in this compilation 👏 👌🏼
@chuckclark32142 жыл бұрын
The opening is hilarious, cuz I don’t go to church, and haven’t in years, outside of a couple of times for my wife, and a few other occasions, and I RARELY go to Chili’s.
@Theonlytahboi3 жыл бұрын
I am lolling. Funny. Yes.
@katiearbuckle90173 жыл бұрын
I mean I have to agree with Sam Jay when it comes to Elon Musk and Space, we have space deprie from one of his SpaceX Shuttles in Oregon. WE DON'T FRICKEN KNOW WHEN IT WENT UP!!! News said they got no Comment. I mean I guess NASA is now kinda involved.. Idk.
@kellietaylor99133 жыл бұрын
Ms.pat is the best!!!!
@Guided_Evolution2 жыл бұрын
08:20 you can go to a space without nasa! 😂
@frozenheart71333 жыл бұрын
“Wifely duties” - your friend was probably in a domestic violence situation
@sarahholland26003 жыл бұрын
Or one of those women whose sole measure of achievement is getting a husband. I've worked with a fair few of them.
@KINGDOMDAUGHTER3 жыл бұрын
dwl, funny funny funny And to add Leslie, did a great job with the jokes in coming to america, she brings the funny, more than the rest. Yes my girl, Grammy, BET, NAACP, and all wards are yours
@Kryonsmommy2 жыл бұрын
Raised Methodist here, and she is right about that lil dab will do. Not extremist, we're here for the free donuts and positive sermon and headed to lunch afterwards.