The subtle japanese people in a nuclear town joke was gold
@PapaLobo942 жыл бұрын
Jack: “Daddy, you’re not having any wine. Just have a glass of water.” Michael: “No, I don’t drink water.” Jack: “Why?” Michael: “Because fish fuck in it.” That is all 😂😂😂😂
@Selena-gz9ts2 жыл бұрын
🐠🔩💦
@-TheUnkownUser2 жыл бұрын
i was ded too lol...
@destinydarrling9276 Жыл бұрын
My dad and his mate say the same thing
@Historyandlegends789 Жыл бұрын
Not wrong either 😂
@divanbuys14842 жыл бұрын
That, "This is so f#cking undignified!" Got me on the floor.
@lagvaldemag85932 жыл бұрын
6:39-6:45 Nice nod to his other story about swimming pool sign.
@xccharlie163 жыл бұрын
(Hugo) “ I’m plant positive” “ Your smothering me” (Jack) “ No I’m making u oxygen negative”
@finnmurphy14804 жыл бұрын
to be fair I too would risk radiation poisoning rather than shit my pants in a van
@Down-Fall_4 жыл бұрын
This comment was better than the joke itself thank you for not letting me waist 7 min of my life
@itzzkevinrblx91452 жыл бұрын
But then you'd die of radiation poisoning. And you'd be shitting yourself FOREVER in a box (a coffin). Because that still happens when you are dead.
@WhiteWolf02122 жыл бұрын
@@Down-Fall_ Sure hope you didn't waste your time in school if you don't know how to spell a common word.
@weirdbritishperson95425 ай бұрын
@@WhiteWolf0212he’s just saying his waist is 7 minutes wide, I guess 😂
@othnieljonathan67174 жыл бұрын
He calls his dad : daddy 🥺♥️ thats cute
@LuluLaRue4 жыл бұрын
Just English and Posh
@innerufomaker4 жыл бұрын
That means you haven’t heard Carlin’s thoughts on that.
@logannotcourtney4 жыл бұрын
i still do too 🤷🏼♀️
@shekharmaela23084 жыл бұрын
It's gay is what it is
@amirarsalanganji83044 жыл бұрын
@@utubeusercommenting7691 homophobe i see
@LouGarou724 жыл бұрын
Not a bonding experience any father or son would want.
@dannymondragon94703 жыл бұрын
but certainly an experience they never forget. . .
@PapaLobo942 жыл бұрын
But then where’s the comedy? 😂😂
@soppyxoppy55852 жыл бұрын
Not an experience anyone would want 😭
@RainieMae2 жыл бұрын
I know my brother certainly wouldn’t like to do that with our father considering the fact that Our dad spends at least three minutes on the toilet a day💀
@s_lasgalen2 жыл бұрын
Me: tragedy plus time equals comedy! My therapist: can you please stop making dumb jokes about your ptsd that would really make my job easier thank you
@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr8 ай бұрын
"tragedy plus time equals comedy!" reminds me of the el risitas guy whose job termination through losing all but one paella pans was turned into a comedic anecdote
@thecatcuber28782 жыл бұрын
Mmm... lunchtime! That killed me.
@kopaichakraborty39693 жыл бұрын
Top notch delivery
@themorningping90752 жыл бұрын
I like hearing these stories
@emilycarter86733 жыл бұрын
He took fathefa nd son bondingnto a whole other level
@RainieMae2 жыл бұрын
A *WHOLE* other level💀
@janelleudoh64364 жыл бұрын
I love this man he is so funny
@Currymastuh3 жыл бұрын
"Chinnuble" instead of Chernobyl
@heedrightaff89074 жыл бұрын
legitimately. sounds like he needs like a top up of the Ol' Pepsi.
@apotheosiszero56682 жыл бұрын
невыдуманные истории о которых невозможно молчать
@raymondgaylord76782 жыл бұрын
✨dAdDy✨
@BrentBrewington4 жыл бұрын
It’s not “The” Ukraine - that’s what it was called before achieving independence in 1991. Call it “Ukraine”
@freethinker94064 жыл бұрын
Thank you Brent
@BrentBrewington4 жыл бұрын
@@freethinker9406 common mistake, and most people don’t realize the implications. The more you know *star with rainbow trail flashes across screen* *dooo deee daaah*
@AC_RDR2_Q2 жыл бұрын
1991 makes me sad
@lunasills80312 жыл бұрын
I'll call it as I please
@candicecharles53758 ай бұрын
😂Jack
@danielorr65367 ай бұрын
When he needs the toilet he turned to a dark snake wizard 3:08
@src33604 жыл бұрын
The stories of a grown white guy letting daddy take him on worldwide vacations as an adult.... sounds familiar
@THEAnnEla4 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure his dad isn't the one paying for that...
@src33604 жыл бұрын
@@THEAnnEla His dad is loaded
@THEAnnEla4 жыл бұрын
@@src3360 i know. But he himself is too. And also, it is a netflix tv show or whatever. I don't think either of them are paying for the production or are they?
@src33604 жыл бұрын
@@THEAnnEla Idk. It wasn’t that deep lol Just an observation 🌈♥️💎
@VeganTrove4 жыл бұрын
Nothing like the old worn out masculine Eastern European woman trope
@notanurse23734 жыл бұрын
If you watch any of his specials, it’s all tropes. The curmudgeon dad, the stodgy British upbringing, being a 30 year old dude.
@oliversherman24149 ай бұрын
Small nitpick but it's called "Ukraine", not "The Ukraine". "The Ukraine" was the name used for the country before its independence and "Ukraine" is the name of the independent nation now
@kyleecats22552 жыл бұрын
I hate you Jack, for making me laugh at that one.
@DemonHippo2664 жыл бұрын
He ripped that joke of "fish fuck in it" from archer
@LondonPride253 жыл бұрын
It's an old joke by W.C Fields. He was an alcoholic and used to say about water "why would I drink something that fish fuck in?"
@DemonHippo2663 жыл бұрын
@@LondonPride25 state your sources, sir.
@pjd69773 жыл бұрын
@@DemonHippo266 Google it fuck nuts
@8-ball9163 жыл бұрын
Fish f*ck in it
@phoeberoberts8035 Жыл бұрын
Does anyone know which episode this is from?
@realtalk6754 жыл бұрын
This was so funny 🤣
@keeganfisher19003 жыл бұрын
You need tighter jeans bro
@yobbymanabat4 жыл бұрын
damn, i was waiting for the joke.
@utubeusercommenting76914 жыл бұрын
Yea that was really stupid
@THEAnnEla4 жыл бұрын
Well it was a referrence to an earlier joke some time during the show... so you kind of cannot get it if you have not seen that part...
@toni4729 Жыл бұрын
Oh, your' poor daddy 🙄😍🤣✨✨✨✨✨✨🤗🤗🤗
@ArnoldLokman4 жыл бұрын
It's not THAT radioactive, 34 years passed...
@namanverma70424 жыл бұрын
Chernobyl is not habitable for 20000 years due to radio active contamination..... 34 years is very small amoint of time for the activity of particles to get decreased....
@ArnoldLokman4 жыл бұрын
@@namanverma7042 in different sources 500-1000 people live in Chernobyl. Pripyat - yes, is a ghost town.
@namanverma70424 жыл бұрын
@@ArnoldLokman they are not regular citizens..... they must be security forces and research teams and analyst and construction workers ( who must be working on covering the reactor building with dome of lead and cement ).. before tge chernobyl incedent the population of citizens used to be around 50000 people....
@ArnoldLokman4 жыл бұрын
@@namanverma7042 in Chernobyl there was under 14000, in Pripyat a bit under 48000.
@namanverma70424 жыл бұрын
@@ArnoldLokman you are right but i am saying that the 500 - 1000 people living in that region currently must be workers as i have mentioned earlier ..... i hope you have not get offended in some way ...all i am saying that chernobyl is still pretty radioactive and inhabitable place for people to resume their pre disaster life their...
@hkbabel4 жыл бұрын
thank you
@largedoglover994 жыл бұрын
Jack isn't particularly funny but he trolls his father like it's his mission.
@yuliiasyroid64792 жыл бұрын
The country is called Ukraine. We've been an independent state for more than 30 years!
@chrisbond6406Ай бұрын
Ok. Good luck with Russia
@kimberlyortman78627 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤❤
@adabujiki4 жыл бұрын
mehhh...
@MrHappyPaz4 жыл бұрын
Boo
@Enr2274 жыл бұрын
Excellent
@therobbieunited4 жыл бұрын
Never made me laugh
@nicole45894 жыл бұрын
Oh it was a joke
@takvacs4 жыл бұрын
All of this could've been done with in 30 seconds and it would've been funnier.
@barth95804 жыл бұрын
Wasn't that funny, I guess you had to be there.
@matovuhuzaifah17644 жыл бұрын
Trevor Noah is much better
@Chenx44 жыл бұрын
How is this funny
@lilbro76372 жыл бұрын
Can't go to Ukraine can you
@pahwasaki93894 жыл бұрын
On the other hand the female comedians only know sex related jokes
@grasshopper12924 жыл бұрын
As a female, I have to agree. Would love to support them but it's just not that funny. Wish they were smarter and didn't degrade themselves in the name of 'feminism'.
@grasshopper12924 жыл бұрын
@@FrogsIsGood lol never even heard of the second one but in the UK, kinda rare to find a female stand up now who can do 5 minutes without talking about her vagina. I mean, fine if it's funny... It just isn't. There's no shock value because there shouldn't be. Just really lazy comedy imho.
@MsCrisStina3 жыл бұрын
Iliza Shlesinger is a pretty good female comedian.
@gilbertfalling4934 жыл бұрын
3:58 of my life wasted. Time I will never get back. GO YANKEES!
@kanewest84544 жыл бұрын
His delivery has a hint of confused gay about it. Insipid and not funny.
@TheSonWhoCums66693 жыл бұрын
Confused gay is the best kind of delivery! :D
@akshatdubey43432 жыл бұрын
100th comment
@akshatdubey43432 жыл бұрын
I have proof
@keonnewilliams95113 жыл бұрын
Don't talk about your Dad like that.😕
@PapaLobo942 жыл бұрын
He’s allowed to
@chrisbond6406Ай бұрын
He can talk about his own dad if he pleases too. A no name doesn’t get to tell him what to do. 🥰