Jack Whitehall Couldn't Look at His Dad the Same After the Chernobyl Poop | Netflix Is A Joke

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Netflix Is A Joke

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@FaernJargh
@FaernJargh 2 жыл бұрын
The subtle japanese people in a nuclear town joke was gold
@PapaLobo94
@PapaLobo94 2 жыл бұрын
Jack: “Daddy, you’re not having any wine. Just have a glass of water.” Michael: “No, I don’t drink water.” Jack: “Why?” Michael: “Because fish fuck in it.” That is all 😂😂😂😂
@Selena-gz9ts
@Selena-gz9ts 2 жыл бұрын
🐠🔩💦
@-TheUnkownUser
@-TheUnkownUser 2 жыл бұрын
i was ded too lol...
@destinydarrling9276
@destinydarrling9276 Жыл бұрын
My dad and his mate say the same thing
@Historyandlegends789
@Historyandlegends789 Жыл бұрын
Not wrong either 😂
@divanbuys1484
@divanbuys1484 2 жыл бұрын
That, "This is so f#cking undignified!" Got me on the floor.
@lagvaldemag8593
@lagvaldemag8593 2 жыл бұрын
6:39-6:45 Nice nod to his other story about swimming pool sign.
@xccharlie16
@xccharlie16 3 жыл бұрын
(Hugo) “ I’m plant positive” “ Your smothering me” (Jack) “ No I’m making u oxygen negative”
@finnmurphy1480
@finnmurphy1480 4 жыл бұрын
to be fair I too would risk radiation poisoning rather than shit my pants in a van
@Down-Fall_
@Down-Fall_ 4 жыл бұрын
This comment was better than the joke itself thank you for not letting me waist 7 min of my life
@itzzkevinrblx9145
@itzzkevinrblx9145 2 жыл бұрын
But then you'd die of radiation poisoning. And you'd be shitting yourself FOREVER in a box (a coffin). Because that still happens when you are dead.
@WhiteWolf0212
@WhiteWolf0212 2 жыл бұрын
@@Down-Fall_ Sure hope you didn't waste your time in school if you don't know how to spell a common word.
@weirdbritishperson9542
@weirdbritishperson9542 5 ай бұрын
@@WhiteWolf0212he’s just saying his waist is 7 minutes wide, I guess 😂
@othnieljonathan6717
@othnieljonathan6717 4 жыл бұрын
He calls his dad : daddy 🥺♥️ thats cute
@LuluLaRue
@LuluLaRue 4 жыл бұрын
Just English and Posh
@innerufomaker
@innerufomaker 4 жыл бұрын
That means you haven’t heard Carlin’s thoughts on that.
@logannotcourtney
@logannotcourtney 4 жыл бұрын
i still do too 🤷🏼‍♀️
@shekharmaela2308
@shekharmaela2308 4 жыл бұрын
It's gay is what it is
@amirarsalanganji8304
@amirarsalanganji8304 4 жыл бұрын
@@utubeusercommenting7691 homophobe i see
@LouGarou72
@LouGarou72 4 жыл бұрын
Not a bonding experience any father or son would want.
@dannymondragon9470
@dannymondragon9470 3 жыл бұрын
but certainly an experience they never forget. . .
@PapaLobo94
@PapaLobo94 2 жыл бұрын
But then where’s the comedy? 😂😂
@soppyxoppy5585
@soppyxoppy5585 2 жыл бұрын
Not an experience anyone would want 😭
@RainieMae
@RainieMae 2 жыл бұрын
I know my brother certainly wouldn’t like to do that with our father considering the fact that Our dad spends at least three minutes on the toilet a day💀
@s_lasgalen
@s_lasgalen 2 жыл бұрын
Me: tragedy plus time equals comedy! My therapist: can you please stop making dumb jokes about your ptsd that would really make my job easier thank you
@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr
@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr 8 ай бұрын
"tragedy plus time equals comedy!" reminds me of the el risitas guy whose job termination through losing all but one paella pans was turned into a comedic anecdote
@thecatcuber2878
@thecatcuber2878 2 жыл бұрын
Mmm... lunchtime! That killed me.
@kopaichakraborty3969
@kopaichakraborty3969 3 жыл бұрын
Top notch delivery
@themorningping9075
@themorningping9075 2 жыл бұрын
I like hearing these stories
@emilycarter8673
@emilycarter8673 3 жыл бұрын
He took fathefa nd son bondingnto a whole other level
@RainieMae
@RainieMae 2 жыл бұрын
A *WHOLE* other level💀
@janelleudoh6436
@janelleudoh6436 4 жыл бұрын
I love this man he is so funny
@Currymastuh
@Currymastuh 3 жыл бұрын
"Chinnuble" instead of Chernobyl
@heedrightaff8907
@heedrightaff8907 4 жыл бұрын
legitimately. sounds like he needs like a top up of the Ol' Pepsi.
@apotheosiszero5668
@apotheosiszero5668 2 жыл бұрын
невыдуманные истории о которых невозможно молчать
@raymondgaylord7678
@raymondgaylord7678 2 жыл бұрын
✨dAdDy✨
@BrentBrewington
@BrentBrewington 4 жыл бұрын
It’s not “The” Ukraine - that’s what it was called before achieving independence in 1991. Call it “Ukraine”
@freethinker9406
@freethinker9406 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Brent
@BrentBrewington
@BrentBrewington 4 жыл бұрын
@@freethinker9406 common mistake, and most people don’t realize the implications. The more you know *star with rainbow trail flashes across screen* *dooo deee daaah*
@AC_RDR2_Q
@AC_RDR2_Q 2 жыл бұрын
1991 makes me sad
@lunasills8031
@lunasills8031 2 жыл бұрын
I'll call it as I please
@candicecharles5375
@candicecharles5375 8 ай бұрын
😂Jack
@danielorr6536
@danielorr6536 7 ай бұрын
When he needs the toilet he turned to a dark snake wizard 3:08
@src3360
@src3360 4 жыл бұрын
The stories of a grown white guy letting daddy take him on worldwide vacations as an adult.... sounds familiar
@THEAnnEla
@THEAnnEla 4 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure his dad isn't the one paying for that...
@src3360
@src3360 4 жыл бұрын
@@THEAnnEla His dad is loaded
@THEAnnEla
@THEAnnEla 4 жыл бұрын
@@src3360 i know. But he himself is too. And also, it is a netflix tv show or whatever. I don't think either of them are paying for the production or are they?
@src3360
@src3360 4 жыл бұрын
@@THEAnnEla Idk. It wasn’t that deep lol Just an observation 🌈♥️💎
@VeganTrove
@VeganTrove 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing like the old worn out masculine Eastern European woman trope
@notanurse2373
@notanurse2373 4 жыл бұрын
If you watch any of his specials, it’s all tropes. The curmudgeon dad, the stodgy British upbringing, being a 30 year old dude.
@oliversherman2414
@oliversherman2414 9 ай бұрын
Small nitpick but it's called "Ukraine", not "The Ukraine". "The Ukraine" was the name used for the country before its independence and "Ukraine" is the name of the independent nation now
@kyleecats2255
@kyleecats2255 2 жыл бұрын
I hate you Jack, for making me laugh at that one.
@DemonHippo266
@DemonHippo266 4 жыл бұрын
He ripped that joke of "fish fuck in it" from archer
@LondonPride25
@LondonPride25 3 жыл бұрын
It's an old joke by W.C Fields. He was an alcoholic and used to say about water "why would I drink something that fish fuck in?"
@DemonHippo266
@DemonHippo266 3 жыл бұрын
@@LondonPride25 state your sources, sir.
@pjd6977
@pjd6977 3 жыл бұрын
@@DemonHippo266 Google it fuck nuts
@8-ball916
@8-ball916 3 жыл бұрын
Fish f*ck in it
@phoeberoberts8035
@phoeberoberts8035 Жыл бұрын
Does anyone know which episode this is from?
@realtalk675
@realtalk675 4 жыл бұрын
This was so funny 🤣
@keeganfisher1900
@keeganfisher1900 3 жыл бұрын
You need tighter jeans bro
@yobbymanabat
@yobbymanabat 4 жыл бұрын
damn, i was waiting for the joke.
@utubeusercommenting7691
@utubeusercommenting7691 4 жыл бұрын
Yea that was really stupid
@THEAnnEla
@THEAnnEla 4 жыл бұрын
Well it was a referrence to an earlier joke some time during the show... so you kind of cannot get it if you have not seen that part...
@toni4729
@toni4729 Жыл бұрын
Oh, your' poor daddy 🙄😍🤣✨✨✨✨✨✨🤗🤗🤗
@ArnoldLokman
@ArnoldLokman 4 жыл бұрын
It's not THAT radioactive, 34 years passed...
@namanverma7042
@namanverma7042 4 жыл бұрын
Chernobyl is not habitable for 20000 years due to radio active contamination..... 34 years is very small amoint of time for the activity of particles to get decreased....
@ArnoldLokman
@ArnoldLokman 4 жыл бұрын
@@namanverma7042 in different sources 500-1000 people live in Chernobyl. Pripyat - yes, is a ghost town.
@namanverma7042
@namanverma7042 4 жыл бұрын
@@ArnoldLokman they are not regular citizens..... they must be security forces and research teams and analyst and construction workers ( who must be working on covering the reactor building with dome of lead and cement ).. before tge chernobyl incedent the population of citizens used to be around 50000 people....
@ArnoldLokman
@ArnoldLokman 4 жыл бұрын
@@namanverma7042 in Chernobyl there was under 14000, in Pripyat a bit under 48000.
@namanverma7042
@namanverma7042 4 жыл бұрын
@@ArnoldLokman you are right but i am saying that the 500 - 1000 people living in that region currently must be workers as i have mentioned earlier ..... i hope you have not get offended in some way ...all i am saying that chernobyl is still pretty radioactive and inhabitable place for people to resume their pre disaster life their...
@hkbabel
@hkbabel 4 жыл бұрын
thank you
@largedoglover99
@largedoglover99 4 жыл бұрын
Jack isn't particularly funny but he trolls his father like it's his mission.
@yuliiasyroid6479
@yuliiasyroid6479 2 жыл бұрын
The country is called Ukraine. We've been an independent state for more than 30 years!
@chrisbond6406
@chrisbond6406 Ай бұрын
Ok. Good luck with Russia
@kimberlyortman7862
@kimberlyortman7862 7 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤❤
@adabujiki
@adabujiki 4 жыл бұрын
mehhh...
@MrHappyPaz
@MrHappyPaz 4 жыл бұрын
Boo
@Enr227
@Enr227 4 жыл бұрын
Excellent
@therobbieunited
@therobbieunited 4 жыл бұрын
Never made me laugh
@nicole4589
@nicole4589 4 жыл бұрын
Oh it was a joke
@takvacs
@takvacs 4 жыл бұрын
All of this could've been done with in 30 seconds and it would've been funnier.
@barth9580
@barth9580 4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't that funny, I guess you had to be there.
@matovuhuzaifah1764
@matovuhuzaifah1764 4 жыл бұрын
Trevor Noah is much better
@Chenx4
@Chenx4 4 жыл бұрын
How is this funny
@lilbro7637
@lilbro7637 2 жыл бұрын
Can't go to Ukraine can you
@pahwasaki9389
@pahwasaki9389 4 жыл бұрын
On the other hand the female comedians only know sex related jokes
@grasshopper1292
@grasshopper1292 4 жыл бұрын
As a female, I have to agree. Would love to support them but it's just not that funny. Wish they were smarter and didn't degrade themselves in the name of 'feminism'.
@grasshopper1292
@grasshopper1292 4 жыл бұрын
@@FrogsIsGood lol never even heard of the second one but in the UK, kinda rare to find a female stand up now who can do 5 minutes without talking about her vagina. I mean, fine if it's funny... It just isn't. There's no shock value because there shouldn't be. Just really lazy comedy imho.
@MsCrisStina
@MsCrisStina 3 жыл бұрын
Iliza Shlesinger is a pretty good female comedian.
@gilbertfalling493
@gilbertfalling493 4 жыл бұрын
3:58 of my life wasted. Time I will never get back. GO YANKEES!
@kanewest8454
@kanewest8454 4 жыл бұрын
His delivery has a hint of confused gay about it. Insipid and not funny.
@TheSonWhoCums6669
@TheSonWhoCums6669 3 жыл бұрын
Confused gay is the best kind of delivery! :D
@akshatdubey4343
@akshatdubey4343 2 жыл бұрын
100th comment
@akshatdubey4343
@akshatdubey4343 2 жыл бұрын
I have proof
@keonnewilliams9511
@keonnewilliams9511 3 жыл бұрын
Don't talk about your Dad like that.😕
@PapaLobo94
@PapaLobo94 2 жыл бұрын
He’s allowed to
@chrisbond6406
@chrisbond6406 Ай бұрын
He can talk about his own dad if he pleases too. A no name doesn’t get to tell him what to do. 🥰
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