Ali Wong Remembers Her First Micropenis Encounter | Netflix Is A Joke

[@LexJones207]

Her delivery is so unusual but it really works. It's like angry-grandma-poetry-slam.

[@frogdog2583]

Lex Jones omg ya nailed it lmfaoooo

[@notareallin620]

Truth! I loved the delivery.

[@JohnnyLuambo]

Grandma physique also helps

[@DivergentDroid]

No.. I don't think we've seen the delivery yet but if she films it I'll watch.

[@JesseColton]

Honestly it's about half Jim Gaffigan and half Margaret Cho

[@shesus1986]

She's wearing a cheetah pattern dress with zebra underwear why do i find this funny

[@realmathgeek]

TIGER MOM

[@OldLadyRocker]

The leopard ate the zebra 😂

[@shesus1986]

@@OldLadyRocker OMG LMAO

[@cquick3277]

Jesus Saves Love God

[@sryburn641]

Because it's funny. Lol!

[@Majiwe24]

"Bye Felicia, be on your merry little way"

[@hdisvzuqlnfp2721]

Can you explain this joke? I'm French I don't get it

[@jumpstreet2425]

@@hdisvzuqlnfp2721 bye Felicia is a term used about a female who is not needed. Basically they will have others for there needs not Felicia

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

She's going to be the type of mom that you'll hate as a kid, but, will love and adore as an adult.

[@jzwalz51robin45]

Or, you will go out and find a motherly substitute.

[@lewstone5273]

Why would her kids hate her? She let them f’ck whomever they want.

[@kenny3179]

@@lewstone5273 hate as a kid You don't fuck as a kid

[@MauiGecko]

I am about to smash me a BBQ style rare Sirloin steak with onions and sauteed mushrooms, side of mash potatoes and asparagus w/a tiny dab of mayonnaise n pepper, along with a small scoop rice, topped with shoyu. Dont forget some toasted garlic bread with extra butter. Mmmmhmmm.... I'm about to cook that shit up rn.

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

The exact opposite if you’re not an idiot

[@tehutibrim594]

She's right I've never seen a homeless Asian dude and I've been to San Francisco several times

[@ibelieve2779]

In London there are alot

[@jessedeniz1595]

You have more of a chance seeing a Asian with a big penis lol

[@littlemom2070]

I believe - In England I think you refer to people from South Asia (Pakistan) as “Asians”. In America when we use the term “Asian” we are referring to East Asians such as Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, etc. Due to cultural pressures you will rarely see a homeless Asian in California - a relative would take them in before that happens.

[@Loungemermaid]

I live in Seattle and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a homeless Asian either

[@franktaylor7978]

Uh. There are lots of homeless Asians in sf. I live here and see it daily.

[@Amaya313]

"It's because we don't respect YOU" Lol. I felt that XD

[@jumpstreet2425]

Cold hearted huh, lol. Just like some men, crazy people

[@angelgjr1999]

Hmm. There’s a name for people that sleep with people they don’t respect...

[@Amaya313]

@@angelgjr1999 yeah, people. It happens all the time.

[@drew2fast489]

@Brian Jones Truth!

[@hiway6082]

So body shaming a man for something he can’t control is cool. But when you fuck a lot of dudes and they leave you it’s because YOU don’t respect THEM? Lmao yeah keep telling yourself that

[@1Galag]

She sounds like an Asian impersonating an Asian 😂

[@msherwood69]

i was getting more of an asian impersonating a black person vibe from her?

[@victoriabitong760]

Because that what she is

[@adoboFosho]

She probably from Chicago not like an Asian asian from California or something

[@punkturtles-x]

adoboFosho she’s from san francisco lmao

[@adoboFosho]

@@punkturtles-x ok that's hella asian 😂 not only asian but Chinese 😝

[@ummisyahidah6656]

"Just because you became a parent doesn't mean you grew up" Hands up LOL

[@quantasea8509]

"And I assumed it was because I was so *special* and *amazing*-HE WAS HIDING SOMETHING"

[@lunaargent3159]

So what else is new?

[@ninastar5285]

I wasn't ready for the kick and bye felicia line...🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Feliciatanktop]

Nina Star it was weird hearing her say my name

[@lilop5283]

Who is Felicia

[@Vielt0]

@@lilop5283 I'll make you a better one. Why is Felicia?

[@OMGtheykilledKenny42]

@@lilop5283 reference to the movie Friday with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.

[@crabsodyinblue]

mike wazowski kinda like you did for your people??

[@wingberry123]

After working in an office full of immature women, I came to realize that having children and a job doesn't make you mature. She's so spot on.

[@mightytaiger3000]

were all the immature men with a wife and kids not enough of a hint prior?

[@kelly2fly]

I laughed way more at the homeless Asian bit than the molar one. 😂😂😂😂

[@gubbins3356]

Same!

[@dgstudio5819]

Because u gt offended by micropenis ? 🙄

[@user-xq2fz5tz9t]

It's true though. Never seen a single homeless Asian in my city since I grew up. It's like seeing a unicorn here.

[@drakebell5649]

@@dgstudio5819 it was more creative

[@orchidorio]

Well, I really LIKE the molar reference. 2922

[@joemammo]

I wish more women would have less respect for me

[@arashaadd]

Lmfao🤣

[@perfectchemistry8291]

Spot the incel is getting really easy.

[@Mububban23]

@@perfectchemistry8291 lol

[@thecoach11]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@daddy_doug]

😂😂😂

[@markhurrell23]

She reminds me of a live action rated R Disney princess

[@JarenMorris21]

Hahaha. Really need that movie in my life, please!

[@pangkoulee7648]

YES

[@LondonSambaDancerBellydancer]

Lol

[@CC.DeVille]

There has never been one of those, so I kind of doubt she reminds you of that.

[@kellietaylor9913]

@שָׁחוֹר יֵשׁוּעַ lol u serious or kidding yea she pregnant

[@SR-mz8nn]

Omfg I am crying about the whole “it’s because we don’t respect YOU” BECAUSE ITS SO TRUE

[@pharaohosam]

It's true, but she's in denial about not NOT respecting herself either lol. I guess it's natural for one to wanna make themselves feel better about that though.

[@SR-mz8nn]

_ thanks for your input bro I’ll file it away

[@SR-mz8nn]

pharaohosam She’s not in denial you silly goose, she knows the truth about her life. Comedy isn’t about being LITERAL all the time. She’s making a joke. It’s not a swimming pool buddy, it’s not that deep.

[@kameleshanbalagan6592]

@@SR-mz8nn exactly

[@DipteshSarkar99]

It's not always entirely true but it's funny as fuck.

[@ming4182]

So true though, I've never seen a homeless Asian. Her delivery is good!

[@tenchichrono]

I've seen some. Just come to southern california.

[@AyubuKK]

tenchichrono Yeah

[@deliii395]

Come to asia....you'll see a lot.

[@ming4182]

@@deliii395 And you thought I didn't know that...

[@rosej5029]

I've lived in NYC for over 40 years and never saw a homeless Asian person. Other races but NEVER Asian.

[@parlayphresh3062]

Leopard print dress and zebra strip panties lmao my type of woman lol

[@thesweboy2873]

F*ck... I was 11 hours to late to write this :-p But would have added "sexy" also.

[@notareallin620]

So those WERE her panties! I though I was seeing things. I was like "No way, those have to be shorts."

[@Thatit777]

Those are shorts dude.

[@omnidiscord]

Jerome b williams i...???

[@sarikatimmi]

all i saw was blue. how cld i be so off

[@yongyong5296]

I love that she flashes the entire audience lmaoo

[@emeralddreams888]

Omg. "if a girl sleeps with you right away, it's because she doesn't respect YOU". I feel like I waited all my life to hear that. Brb crying Edit: Holy shit, so many likes! As for all the hate in the thread: God forbid a comedian stands up against slutshaming with humour!

[@dronetrucker]

@@danr154 dude spot on, whoring around is a waste of pussy. Women need to value their vaginas the lower the milage the better, no one wants a bentli with 500k miles, looks ain't shit.

[@karmafairy351]

@@stevenkelby2169 She's a comedian. It's OK to laugh and not take her so seriously. Guys that sream "whore" every chance they get are just bitter af cuz they can't get laid. That kind of mentality/energy is so unattractive which explains why you guys are stuck being forever unfuckable.

[@Jadethebrave]

All of these butthurt comments from men 😂

[@Teeliciousstyle]

Emmy Sun such an honest true that...ehem, you don’t really tell men that. Lolz. So they think they win. Yeah right

[@ChattyMaddyMae]

@@dronetrucker lmao honey no ones ever driven you off the lot 😂 the only guys who talk like this are douche bags. Grow up dude 🙄

[@AirFire18]

.... imagine being the ex and watching this......

[@chaitea2425]

You forgot it's a joke?

[@KevinSmith-rp1fg]

@AirFire18 I love Ali and think she is funny but I bet she’s never been with a black man but bcuz of the myth it fits with the joke. Great comedic timing and writing!

[@kongdavid1781]

U think he cares he better off without her she's annoying as fuck

[@AirFire18]

Kevin Smith I’m from Toronto, Asian girls date black men. So,I’m not sure where you’re coming from 🤣. Either way, if this is true. I wouldn’t want to be the ex lol 🤭 I dated a guy who was afriad of me making fun of him. I never did and made sure he was happy. We called it off cause he wanted to do something with his life, and i hope he’s happy :D . I get the humor, I just can’t imagine if this was true and the ex just happens to see this online 🤭. But yeah, hopefully its fake lol

[@jerkfudgewater147]

Alot of those folks commit suicide

[@allie9138]

“Our sacred reputation”

[@MrsNicolas]

They don't want people to know the amount of them who aren't hung like porn stars. Most are around 5 inches. Very few are hung.

[@or4089]

Diana Gunn yeah. Learn from porn gives fake expectation.

[@MrsNicolas]

@@or4089 yep. Smh. 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@or4089]

Diana Gunn now everybody knows we 4 inchers lure women with romantic dinners and flowers before trying something 😂

[@MrsNicolas]

@@or4089 Oh really 🤔 I always thought it was with their cunnilingus skills 😜

[@thenoorer]

her delivery is legendary

[@rosej5029]

She is a master at presentation and creating the visual for the audience.

[@elenakane3170]

it's Body Shaming.

[@paleamigo8575]

"Homeless Asian".😂😂😂 doesn't happen! Amazing. Incredibly funny.

[@y1521t21b5]

2:42 Well, technically, he wasn't hiding much...

[@kg-ry2oz]

I have died from that joke, I choked on my dinner

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

Foid humour.

[@James.Stark.Ben.Edition]

Congratulations. I just made you the devil. :)

[@chelseayey718]

Lollllolollllllll😂😂😂

[@aidenperry7198]

LMFAO

[@robertbustamante1690]

Didn't even reach the molars...Damn. She's funny!

[@kontrop6339]

i have a few micropenis

[@terrycrews1760]

Robert Bustamante what are molars

[@askme4450]

Shakalaka Bombastic how tf don’t you know what a molar is???

[@chinline8546]

@shakakaboomboom molars are the back of your teeth, the fat crushers basically

[@nikameeh6426]

@@askme4450 Why be a dick about people whose first language isn't English though?

[@The.sag3d]

Her pregnancy mood swings given the right stage

[@thethrowawaythatstayed7055]

I died at “wouldn’t even reach your molars”

[@AlicitySherie]

No one deserves to be shamed for the way they were born! We need to have more compassion towards men with a condition (caused by medical complications including problems with the endocrine system),that effects every aspect of their lives and self worth. Look how upset women get when men judge them for breast size or cellulite. We can do better. To anyone affected by this issue, I recommend the documentary “Un Hung Hero”, and looking into medical treatment and support groups. If it’s of any solace, Love and healthy relationships, are so difficult for everyone to find and keep in this toxic culture.

[@vmm5163]

My ex had a micro penis. It was a bit of a shock at first, but we had incredibly exciting sex. I really loved him so I was devastated to find him contacting numerous women every day trying to set up meetings and hotels, etc. I felt so betrayed. It took a while after I walked away to realise the women only lasted a couple of dates or so and that I had been the only one to stick around. He's the type to rush you into bed so I assume it was his size that turned them off. In the past 3 years he's turned bad tempered and cynical. It's like he has to prove to himself he could get women, regardless of size. I'd have him back but I can't deal with his cheating. This is a bit long, sorry

[@kramer911]

truly is disgusting huh?. I thought we were becoming more accepting as a society. With trans people running around ,gay rights etc,fat acceptance..yet we go backwards with this. What does she expect the guy to do? he was born that way..

[@eezer2669]

@@kramer911 you thought comedy was getting less offensive? have you heard male comedians Sir? Or just men in general?

[@beingxrehan]

Finally some sense prevailed..

[@lordbyron7918]

What a grace this comment

[@sexyladyakb]

“It’s bc we don’t respect YOU!” OKRRT

[@daniel100592]

Don't respect me

[@SEBBYHILLIAN999]

It’s why he doesn’t see you again as well! 🤡

[@flameynoob]

Dmnnnn she is stone cold. I can't imagine the nightmare, when a guy angers her and she start shredding him. I think his ego will hit rock bottom and go below negative

[@sullivan2339]

"He was Hiding something". omg HA

[@marieabner]

Her face when she said that was hilarious 😂😆🤣

[@zdenek3010]

he didn't have to hide anything, it hid itself quite easily :D

[@RileyWuzzHere]

We all want an Ali Wong in our lives. 😂👍🏽

[@p0llenp0ny]

Not really

[@jatinsharma2787]

No

[@shinobi-media]

I bet every non-Asian was thinking she was talking about an Asian lmao. Those reactions from the crowd is hilarious. 😂😂

[@professorrosenstock5026]

I thought of a white guy

[@jyde50]

@@professorrosenstock5026 well, its a joke and a made up story.

[@ILOVEMARILYNMANSON89]

@@professorrosenstock5026 I was too.

[@scruf2002]

@Aaron Friedman they have and nobody cares except for liberals

[@afisemenaborevlaka48]

@@jyde50 I agree it's a made up story, but it's not funny.

[@Grace-qu8bw]

"I'm going to repeat that shit to my daughter over and over again"😂😂

[@greywolf7577]

I wonder how people would feel if men told their sons "If a woman doesn't sleep with you for a long time after you start dating, that means she has an over sized vagina."

[@santinoalfredo390]

thats why your daughters going to be a cunt like her mother

[@juanc5149]

So she’ll be an even bigger piece of shit than she is?

[@redluna8865]

1:07 - Afro-American guy’s expression when she says: “When a woman sleeps with a man right away, it’s not because we don’t respect ourselves, it’s because we don’t respect you” Or maybe he’s the guy from next joke.. 😅

[@gutterbois]

Afro American????

[@SyxxPunk]

LOL He's like "Oh...that's what it means."

[@kevinschulze5258]

@Mull Man grow the fuck up bro. The comedy stage is literally the single last place someone should have to sacrifice their freedom of speech. Don't be a pussy bro

[@ightholmes]

@@gutterbois dats what I'm sayin lol had to see if it was a old white lady

[@alainchristian]

Afro-American? What are you, 80-years-old? 😂

[@justinhart2831]

Several guys are now hoping women respect them less.

[@Raphael4722]

It's ridiculous how she thinks it's an insult that she doesn't see a guy as marriage material. Men don't want to be seen as marriage material most of the time.

[@eazythedon54st]

Tiger Shark bro what yu said!

[@jasminepina9058]

🤣

[@seanceknowles2911]

@@Raphael4722 I don't think it's an insult. We do know this. Guys getting his and girl getting hers, win win.

[@FalconWindblader]

@@Raphael4722 It's less an insult & more a call-out to hypocrites who think guys who sleep around are respectable studs, while girls who do so are whores with no self-respect.

[@Beeetlejjug]

Shes funny! "Is this a princess and the frog type of deal?"

[@andyward8430]

Is she always pregnant?

[@kimbradawn4975]

@@BradPwnsU Not really but okay.

[@the-unknown-1]

@@BradPwnsU she's married if she and her husband want to have a lot of kids that's them.

[@mercuria2563]

BradPwnsU yeah that’s just a stereotype

[@BradPwnsU]

Mercuria 2 hoe means a promiscuous woman that has a lot of sex- sex creates children lmao

[@coconutmix]

@@BradPwnsU , there are a lot of women who married and slept with just one guy yet have a bunch of kids. There are also hoes who are using good birth control. So stereotyping women with a lot of kids as hoes is not smart.

[@sheriabdulkarim9080]

I love Ali She is one of my faves Her Netflix specials are so good Can’t wait for another

[@walkmetomytrugg3984]

She said “bye Felicia!” That’s something I know! I clapped!

[@jamalymanento]

When she gasped I thought her water broke.

[@tatertot2484]

mike wazowski damn bro, chill.

[@mercuria2563]

mike wazowski that took a rapid turn Jesus wtf😂

[@julieswei1241]

mike wazowski ...? Wow dude ... not cool

[@addieishere]

mike wazowski micro penis

[@holycow343]

@mike wazowski don't worry no one will ever ask you for your stance on anything because no one cares about you.

[@ChristopherSalisburySalz]

I hope she receives all the kindness, compassion, and grace she has shown others.

[@craz4jaymz]

Oh please, men are the same with women and yet, we are expected to accept all your stupidity. Women are just as shallow and men arent that special.

[@Guidus125]

I love Ali Wong but.. imagine if a male comedian would be making the same joke, but about a woman who has a small cup size. I don´t think that would go over very well nowadays so... double standard

[@bruceleeroy8302]

I must be the most respected man on planet earth.

[@SaintStrength0]

I'm there with ya brother.

[@justanameonyourscreen5954]

...

[@buuor]

@1:07 This guy literally thinking about the woman who slept with him in her first day. 😂

[@enx2083]

Oh my good the guy blinking at 1:04 is going through his old relationships I KNOW IT lmao

[@DzHarryNuttz]

"That wouldnt even reach your....Molars, it was a black dude😂😂😂

[@assassintwinat8]

Ali as a mom reminds me of my sister as a mom. I think that's why I love her so much xD

[@FahimusAlimus]

Why make fun of someone for something they can’t control?

[@nicorico2531]

Exactly, but then if you make fun of a women’s weight, which most of the time can be controlled , then you are a horrible person according to society

[@frenchtoast7742]

It’s not that serious.. 🙄

[@FahimusAlimus]

@@frenchtoast7742 it really is. You’re probably the same girl who’d want to cancel any man who criticises women for being fat which is something they can control so I don’t wanna hear it.

[@dusica1904]

Cause it's funny...it's joke...joke...

[@FahimusAlimus]

@@dusica1904 What if a man jokes about women who have small boobs?

[@kcfamilam5109]

i can't imagine having to sit through an hour (or more) of this schlock.

[@jt-hq5do]

wow this is 100% accurate I am shooketh

[@philjackson1428]

Omg I'm 34 and this is the first time I've ever seen a pregnant Asian

[@ripsticklord]

Phil Jackson that’s true. Very unusual sight. I think they must huber are while pregnant

[@lking1540]

They are around, it's an odd sight to see but when you do it can a magical thing. Like watching a comet pass by.

[@dvx5604]

And only time you’ve probably seen em with curves haha Stereotypes

[@eshim3961]

Considering that over half of the world's population live on the continent of Asia, not to mention all of the people of Asian descent who live around the world, they definitely exist. A pretty large percentage of my friends are Asian, and it always seems that at least two of them are pregnant at the same time. I guess you just live somewhere that doesn't have a high Asian American population.

[@timothyoh8857]

well it's my first time seeing a pregnant comedian on stage

[@blackhand8299]

The guys at 1:07 just look like they're being forced to clap😂

[@aimeerebecca1]

Ali... mama, you are a gem and truly hilarious. But if a man was making such aggressive and degrading jokes about a woman having too wide a vag, or too saggy of tits, or too many stretch marks, or really any body part she had no control over being what/how it is, women would be PIIIIISSED and would band together to try to ruin his career for “body shaming” toward women. I couldn’t watch the whole thing, but I forced myself to watch until it made me sad enough to know what to do, because as a mother I have a duty to work even harder at making sure my son has a healthy command over body image and self-acceptance, just in case puberty and genetics leave him short. Jokes are jokes and we do live in a hypersensitive society. But I think this shouldn’t be one of those things we say is okay.

[@werewasyo]

you shouldn't make fun of micropenises...it's a genuine medical condition of no fault to the patient

[@stitch684]

Awww great, if my g/f sees this shes gonna be suspicious now🙄🙄🙄

[@thallium6754]

LMAO

[@war_rogers]

Stop wasting time. Hit dat shit..

[@garygranato9164]

now i know what women are really thinking when they see my micro winkle

[@claireang87]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kyleheath6753]

Can't be savage if you aint fuckin yo girl m8

[@meditativedestinations3117]

OMG.. Why didn't I KNOW about her sooner.?! She's funny as hell🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@domesticdiva1045]

“That wouldn’t even reach your molars”. that is freaking hilarious. “

[@andreabryant2857]

I saw a homeless Asian once and those were my thoughts, almost verbatim.

[@PoTheAllandMighty]

North koreans

[@clowncat8464]

I saw lots of homeless Asians.. in China

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

Female homeless are rarer

[@luisvilla799]

In USA thats like a fucking unicorn or seeing bigfoot

[@lucasbiswane2067]

She is só funny. Really i could not help but enjoy The video

[@markbalki]

I just adore this woman.

[@OpCharlieBravo]

Women, please continue to not respect me 😂 teach me a lesson. 😂 Teach us all a lesson.

[@jeffreyperez9456]

OpCharlieBravo teach everybody a lesson till they get knocked up.

[@rosecrow1545]

Man ho damn......quiet(winkwink)

[@TheOriginalPoopBalls]

It's an episode of it's always Sunny in Philadelphia

[@jeffsmith-hg8tr]

OpCharlieBravo hell yea disrespect the fuck out of me we win either way it goes😂

[@simpleton836]

jeff smith lmfaoo reverse psychology at work.

[@SeafairyBele]

OMG! Finally someone who could speak my mind🤣

[@gregcarlson8438]

Mavi Pruvo agreed. It is usually the low quality women that don’t have respect most people.

[@polarbeargloves]

@@gregcarlson8438 ohhhh shit, burn. Nice

[@SeafairyBele]

@@gregcarlson8438 says micropenis holder

[@SeafairyBele]

@@polarbeargloves another micropenis holder lol

[@maikejikuai]

I actually do have a micropenis. Why is it okay to body shame me for that? Would it be different if a man was body shaming a woman's tiny boobs?

[@julianhermanubis6800]

Honestly, I just feel bad for the ex here. Biology dealt the poor bastard a bad hand, but, then, he has the bad luck on top of that of dating a woman who would become a famous comedian who turns him into a joke. He probably could have lived with his biological shortcomings, but maybe not this level of public humiliation. Some cop's probably trying to talk him down off of a building ledge right now...

[@ScorpioSoul-pe2pm]

Felix Blackwood Ok, first off this is comedy so calm don there buddy. This could have been a story her friend from three states away told her. And women have been body shamed and scrutinized on everything we do for quite some time now. Watch some press interviews with a male and female actor. The difference in the questions is hilarious. Men run the world so stop complaining.

[@julianhermanubis6800]

ScorpioSoul 13 90: Honestly, I don't like comedy where the whole point's humiliating somebody else. Yeah, it could be a completely fictitious story or something that happened to a friend of a friend, but there's also no reason you shouldn't take the story at face value. Then, you want to turn the whole thing into a lecture on gender inequities, which is completely irrelevant, honestly. It really comes down to one person wanting to publicly embarrass another person, and that is the simple morality of the issue. Don't try to obscure that fact by trying to treat two human beings as sociological abstractions. As best I can tell, the only thing the ex did wrong was having bad genetics. This is about on the same level as insulting someone for having a birth defect. But, hey, you get virtue points for throwing in the phrase "body shaming." Go buy yourself an ice cream as a reward and pat yourself on the back.

[@greywolf7577]

@@ScorpioSoul-pe2pm Male comedians generally don't joke about women's bodies. They would be canceled if they did. Why is the standard different for female comedians?

[@ChrissyChrisTV]

Lmao OMG SHES REALLY FUNNY 😂😂

[@BlakeSandenMedia]

Who's here after watching Always be my Maybe

[@adamkeast4182]

Never heard of her but im from the Uk. Always Be My Maybe was sooo much better than Crazy Overhyped Rich Asians

[@elenachiritescu2681]

Me!!@

[@jondunmore4268]

That was a surprisingly mediocre film, except for Keanu.

[@Westindiangyal1111]

I just discovered her and I love her. She is funny.

[@nonaperry5403]

Her delivery is on 100

Dayum girl was 💯 with this.

[@sonofsueraf]

This honestly hits a nerve and I can't bring myself to laugh because I am actually small, and it's a legit problem because your positions are severely limited to the point it becomes a chore than something fun. Can't help but nod my head in shame and say 'facts' during this part.

[@cynthiaholland13]

Be honest up front and what about strap on?

[@sonofsueraf]

@@cynthiaholland13 no strap on

[@ma_de_sa5848]

@@cynthiaholland13 Dude, a strap on? Sex isn't all about penetration, what you are suggesting is degrading. His sexual pleasure is equally important yet the whole idea that a small penis is bad is because it means he can't be used as a dildo.

[@vhuLTuReZ]

@@sonofsueraf but if the rolls were reversed you know the man would be cancelled

[@MrSturdystratus]

Stay up my bro

[@gojibroccoli6914]

Comedy has no limits, laugh out loud. I don't know if she's really telling the truth but it's making me laugh

[@Kamala-4-President]

Yes Ali. It will expand. :D

[@kontrop6339]

no it won't

[@dontplay6580]

Sorry I'm a grower not a shower

[@johnchase4408]

@therealDale "prolly"? Are you 11 years old?

[@lankymoose1831]

@@johnchase4408 abusing someone for using an abbreviation on the internet? Were you born in the early 1900's?

[@Grazikon]

Oh yeah! Ekans is so happy to get eaten he'll evolve into Arbok!

[@stephanieoni7804]

2:45 HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOODNESS I'M SCREEEEEEAMINGGGG 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@markant9534]

I wonder that guy has seen this.

[@stephanieoni7804]

@@markant9534 Righhtttttt 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@TianaBarker]

@@markant9534hopefully not😂

[@spicaspicxjkjmyg4806]

I was watching this with my mom. Oh God Im really embarassed I can't laugh that much 🤣🤣🤣

[@mosesplaying5781]

Am I the only one who feels like her pregnancy adds onto her moods😁

[@margoelizabethmiller]

I feel sorry for the guys in the audience with MPs. Especially the ones who are there with their GFs who know they have MPs.

[@ma_de_sa5848]

Yeah, i think that's what so disturbing about these jokes. A lot of these men feel they are unworthy of love because society tells them they aren't desirable due to their genitals. It feels like objectification because why else would the size matter unless you only cared about satisfying your own needs over how your partner feels.

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

​@@ma_de_sa5848 an important distinction between "They are undesirable because of their genitals" and "Their genitals are undesirable" is kind of important, because both are sad, but the latter allow the person to be desirable overall despite one concern.

[@Nandor318]

I thought that bit was really out of order

[@jimperry9678]

There's not a man in this world who wishes he had micro penis. Yes you do feel unworthy and embarrassed.

[@acemoney5691]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ubilicious1887]

3:09 This one almost destroyed me. My guts almost exploded!!! Looool...

[@emilyk4649]

Every single part of this but was relatable, especially the reason why a guy doesn’t want to sleep with you on the first date 😂😂

[@or4089]

So you've encountered those?

[@greywolf7577]

If someone said that if a girl doesn't want to sleep with you on the first date, there must be something wrong with her body, I'm betting people would get offended. Why is it different when you switch the genders?

[@eezer2669]

@@greywolf7577 most comedy is offensive, especially male comedians talking about women. Why do you expect this to be different?

[@ma_de_sa5848]

@@eezer2669 It's bad both ways but shaming mens genitals and putting them on the same level as objects because you prioritize size over their sexual pleasure is incredibly degrading. I don't think I've heard a malw comedian say something quite as bad about women and not get called out.

[@eezer2669]

@@ma_de_sa5848 I’m quite sure you haven’t noticed how extreme misogyny is in comedy because you’re a dude

[@anthia1156]

I had a similar experience, dude was taking his sweet time to get busy. I thought he was hiding something, indeed he was, but quite the opposite, he was well endowed! I cried tears of relief when i finally saw it!

[@ma_de_sa5848]

Oh wow, so you care more about the size of a mans penis than his sexual pleasure?

[@dionysosalters3624]

Keep it to yourself. Or find Allah

[@anthia1156]

@@dionysosalters3624 🤣👍

[@HenrikaArcana]

"Just because you became a parent, doesn't mean you grew up." And there we have the reason why people world wide and society as a whole are so fucked up.

[@avarmauk]

If I was born brain dead or with Down syndrome it would be rude for others to make fun of my condition. Why? Probably because I didn’t choose that. Why is the same not true for someone who has a micro penis. To laugh at him is the equivalent of insulting a disabled person.

[@redblaze2613]

'It wouldn't even reach your molars' 🤣🤣🤣

[@christinamontoya5915]

The faces of the men in the crowd 😂😂

[@elenakane3170]

it's Body Shaming.

[@vel6110]

Dam..this shit was genuinely funny asf!! Also true😂

[@videosofinterest9227]

Not at all

[@johntrevino1616]

So body shaming a man for something he can’t control is fine but a woman sleeping with a bunch of dudes because she doesn’t respect them is fine? I believe in equal opportunity I really do but I hate how messed up our society is.

[@brifo3394]

Bro are you ok, it's a joke lol.

[@johntrevino1616]

@@brifo3394 it’s how society is nowadays

[@timo1712]

@@johntrevino1616 tf are you talking about "That's how society is nowadays"? It is comedy bro, get over it. Especially this type of comedy is meant to upset people. Get over yourself

[@greywolf7577]

@@brifo3394 The point is that if a male comedian started joking about women's bodies like that, people would call for them to be canceled. Why are things different with female comedians?

[@frenchtoast7742]

Omfg .. seriously? 😂🤣

[@leiaacevedo7068]

One of my favorite comedians!! 🤣🤣😂

[@maikejikuai]

As someone with a small penis, it's not funny.

[@p0llenp0ny]

Low standards, huh?

[@kleekboop]

Unlike so many comedians of today, she makes me laugh.

[@jessica_video_projects]

😅😅😅 I know me too

[@Skycube100]

So, those women saying that size doesnt matter, are just lying lol

[@antotheja251]

Yeah

[@MrsNicolas]

It matters a little bit. There's a middle ground. Too big and too little are subjective to each woman. I would say most woman want somewhere between 4 to 9 inches, depends on the woman.

[@oliviamartini9700]

You got it!

[@shizukagozen777]

Karl Do you do it on purpose ? Or do you REALLY don't understand ? What would you do with a woman if she had a vagene of the diameter of a PENCIL ??? "Lying" ? Pfff

[@iisuperstarii7310]

Normal sizes are always accepted, I think. Big/small depends on the woman. But you can make almost anything work if you're creative (with your other body parts). Most women can't orgasm from penetration anyway so it's really not that serious. It mostly depends on the woman.

[@jackw264]

I lost IT at "homeless asian"

[@mical7430]

Theres plenty out there

[@brandonrichardson3610]

@@mical7430 just not as common in the US

[@MilkPudding]

Omg this is so darn true.

[@natalie651]

She's savage.

[@MarcoNegrisEye]

Women can be. An ex used to call me mushroom man because of my appearance down there 😂

[@thejchristopher]

Her: "When a woman sleeps with a man right away, it's not because we don't respect ourselves, it's because we don't respect you." Men: works for us 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@lizkim1546]

That brought me memories lol

[@ohotnitza]

She's so funny and original! But I think it's time for the "small" jokes to stop. It's a real problem for some guys and they shouldn't be made fun of because of what they were born with.

[@simery9066]

I agree even though she is funny I felt sad about this guy and every guy who has this problem... I don't think it's alright

[@jhiatt1516]

OR… normalize making fun of loose vaginas 🤣

[@tryggrtactic4386]

Exactly, people even go to the extent of surgeries in fear of being humiliated. All that can stop if we stop body shaming.

[@cr4yv3n]

Most of her jokes are unfunny if you have any brains

[@jaybrybry]

Aaww u guys have micros huh

[@Tone2K]

LOL the set was okay but the comment section is gold! Lol

[@Huongshiho]

How mean lolllllllllllllllll. I laughed but also felt so bad for that dude

[@LoLo-cv8cp]

I'm straight like ugly snort laughing to this it's so funny.

[@azzy7787]

the collective gasp at "it was a black dude" had me rolling

[@romanlegion5837]

Her delivery is dynamic and incredible I love it

[@reginaldrichmond9485]

If a man bodyshame a woman the feminist movement will cancel him.

[@cfdmedicmikerelfambo688]

Facts men have so much pressure and all a woman have to do is provide a pleasure hole 🕳️