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@peacelove5873
@peacelove5873 3 жыл бұрын
The pinnacle of Jussie Smollet's career is being in a Dave Chappelle joke.
@MihzvolWuriar
@MihzvolWuriar 3 жыл бұрын
There will be one day, people will be laughing about this asking "Who TF is Juicy Smoliet?"
@drak3661
@drak3661 3 жыл бұрын
Juicy Smooyay*
@Gurbeable
@Gurbeable 3 жыл бұрын
Damnnnn that was good,LOL.
@wolfwang8464
@wolfwang8464 3 жыл бұрын
@@drak3661 are you dumb? The way he is pronouncing it it’s “juicy smolliet”
@drak3661
@drak3661 3 жыл бұрын
@@wolfwang8464 are you chinese🤣
@beachguyla
@beachguyla 2 жыл бұрын
"Clearly lying" says Dave. The jury agreed.
@steve41557
@steve41557 2 жыл бұрын
Jussie Smollett found guilty of filing false police report for hoax attack - Jury decided after deliberation only 10 hours!
@jasona9
@jasona9 2 жыл бұрын
2:30
@tvs9978
@tvs9978 2 жыл бұрын
I bet you he'll sue Chapelle for "corrupting" the jury pool
@jbwwwwwwweadle244
@jbwwwwwwweadle244 2 жыл бұрын
CNN tried to save face with a headline saying “Smollet convicted on some accounts”😂
@ithilnin123
@ithilnin123 2 жыл бұрын
He’s forever gonna be Juicy Smulliet!! 🤣🤣
@ethanmorgan3806
@ethanmorgan3806 Жыл бұрын
“It SOUNDS like something…. That I would say” kills me every single time
@yazzzlet3549
@yazzzlet3549 Жыл бұрын
That part is my favourite because I see it more as something that he specifically would say not because he's black and it makes even funnier
@andreas956
@andreas956 Жыл бұрын
Best part lmfao
@roadchordbeats3903
@roadchordbeats3903 Жыл бұрын
even the pause was funny damnit
@kellyb3540
@kellyb3540 Жыл бұрын
@Yazzzle T I like the very end the best. "Find out where Kanye West was last night." It was so unexpected! Absolutely brilliant!
@canefan17
@canefan17 Жыл бұрын
So good
@gavingarza6387
@gavingarza6387 Жыл бұрын
"Find out where Kanye West was last night..." This joke aged well.
@TheAntiTrope
@TheAntiTrope Жыл бұрын
Little did Dave know that Kanye was busy evolving into Obergruppenführer Westlich 🤣
@thelaxlair6727
@thelaxlair6727 Жыл бұрын
Crazy times
@toastyanon8902
@toastyanon8902 Жыл бұрын
Kanye has moved well beyond attacking Black People, he's set his sights on sweeter prey.
@125discipline2
@125discipline2 Жыл бұрын
@@HotepOurobo america needs shock therapy, and kanye is there to shatter the illusion
@HotepOurobo
@HotepOurobo Жыл бұрын
@@125discipline2 we didn’t need to love Hitler in order to do it.
@mikeymodrau2478
@mikeymodrau2478 4 жыл бұрын
"If you were racist and homophobic you wouldnt even be watching empire" Dave Chappelle facts!! So true 😂😂
@barbee0715
@barbee0715 4 жыл бұрын
haha-that was funny. That's actually what I was thinking when I first caught this on the news.
@mikeymodrau2478
@mikeymodrau2478 4 жыл бұрын
I know right...! also anther good point dave uses is the noose. Who even owns rope anymore ?? 😂😂
@guydutoit61
@guydutoit61 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s not how white people talk... It sounds like something .. that I WOULD SAY” fuck I can’t stop laughing at this whole series
@ayejay8862
@ayejay8862 4 жыл бұрын
That actually is not true. Many homophobes are gay. And racists have always been entertained by black people. So much for that silly theory. Next....
@SpockvsEgon
@SpockvsEgon 4 жыл бұрын
@@ayejay8862the homophobes watch gay porn, not dramas.
@charlesblack9959
@charlesblack9959 4 жыл бұрын
From the moment he said "Juicy Smooyay" Jussie would never have respect on his name again. He is "Juicy Smooyay" forever now.
@nohmadinc.6779
@nohmadinc.6779 4 жыл бұрын
Charles Black Facts!!!!!!
@patrichewill5403
@patrichewill5403 4 жыл бұрын
Smoulliet
@arayadenise8745
@arayadenise8745 4 жыл бұрын
oh no😥😂😂😂😂
@251Trioxin
@251Trioxin 4 жыл бұрын
Fasho!
@iroznewr
@iroznewr 4 жыл бұрын
smoo-lee-yay 😂
@asia.williams94
@asia.williams94 Жыл бұрын
The “Subway… Sandwiches?!” line gets me every time!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@mattanderson6672
@mattanderson6672 Жыл бұрын
Can you please explain the significance to me please? My dumb ass doesn't get it?
@kealunleday3948
@kealunleday3948 Жыл бұрын
@matt anderson who walks in 16 below weather at 2am to get a sandwich
@lossypooh
@lossypooh Жыл бұрын
​@@mattanderson6672with all these food delivery apps, what celebrity going to walk to subway, for sandwiches, 2am below 16 degrees 😂😂😂
@Luke101
@Luke101 7 ай бұрын
It can be first assumed that he means the subway transit system, but then when it's the subway restaurant the cop is like wtf @@mattanderson6672
@mattmckeown3139
@mattmckeown3139 6 ай бұрын
i think he said subway manwhich.?
@thebigphish3652
@thebigphish3652 Жыл бұрын
The crowd did not stop laughing for the rest of the set after he said "Jussie Smulliet". It's unreal how funny a person can be from uttering just 2 words. One of the GOATs man.
@brianramirez8255
@brianramirez8255 Жыл бұрын
yeah, that was golden. Just mispronouncing the name of someone who was so ridiculously wrong created the whole energy.
@haiderkhan3007
@haiderkhan3007 Жыл бұрын
THE GOAT
@mox9076
@mox9076 Жыл бұрын
Impeccable comedic timing
@Stewdaddy87
@Stewdaddy87 Жыл бұрын
You could audibly hear the audience reaction growing from slightest confusion to almost immediately realizing who he was talking about. Went from private chuckles to roaring outbursts from not bein able to contain themselves. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house everybody was tearing up laughing so hard. That’s why he’s the GOAT
@BuddWolf
@BuddWolf Жыл бұрын
Pronounced: Juicy Smooyay😂😂
@RaleighLink
@RaleighLink 2 жыл бұрын
Who else is watching this again after his verdict lol
@TotyVale
@TotyVale 2 жыл бұрын
🙋🏻‍♀️
@josephdesenclos2769
@josephdesenclos2769 2 жыл бұрын
Checking it out again now.
@darrengodbee3435
@darrengodbee3435 2 жыл бұрын
Who isn’t is the better question I think here this guy is close to being genius He’s do a much better job than Joe Hiden Biden could ever do
@LeeLee-ux8gh
@LeeLee-ux8gh 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@PoleFelonyFitnessMiami
@PoleFelonyFitnessMiami 2 жыл бұрын
Meeeeeee
@bigtymerebfan
@bigtymerebfan 4 жыл бұрын
This joke is more famous than Jussie Smollet ever was or ever will be.
@lkcdarzadix6216
@lkcdarzadix6216 4 жыл бұрын
You mean Juicy
@MutarFuqueer
@MutarFuqueer 4 жыл бұрын
LOL, damn Frenchman!
@Afrimusican
@Afrimusican 4 жыл бұрын
Faxx.
@adryanredbeard699
@adryanredbeard699 4 жыл бұрын
bigtymerebfan Yet everyone keeps talking about Juicy I think his plan worked 😁
@N3ZYorK
@N3ZYorK 4 жыл бұрын
Your 400th like for speaking the truthXD
@AlexPressure777
@AlexPressure777 5 ай бұрын
"Its sounds like something i would say" -Dave Chappelle 😂🤣 ROFL
@sarahborders2348
@sarahborders2348 Жыл бұрын
Had to revisit this when the two brothers hired by Juicy to attack him came out with their story 🤣
@veronicagallo2624
@veronicagallo2624 Жыл бұрын
same here 🤣🤣
@GregOrCreg
@GregOrCreg Жыл бұрын
I hope Dave does a follow-up.
@ripta1146
@ripta1146 Жыл бұрын
Same😂
@crater044
@crater044 Жыл бұрын
"I gave him a noogie." *DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES* 🤣🤣🤣
@yomommashaus
@yomommashaus 3 ай бұрын
@@crater044 omg like Korean Manhwa lmao i never not laugh at the intensifies
@ussliberty109
@ussliberty109 3 жыл бұрын
The most unbelievable part of Juicy's story was that two MAGA hat wearing, rope carrying, white dudes watched Empire and recognized him in the dark.
@WillAnderson3rd
@WillAnderson3rd 3 жыл бұрын
In Chicago
@inalavalamp
@inalavalamp 3 жыл бұрын
@@WillAnderson3rd In the dead of winter
@jandavis5403
@jandavis5403 3 жыл бұрын
Who carries bleach at 2am ?
@TruckTaxiMoveIt
@TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 жыл бұрын
And yet some people still believe it SMH
@vivisect53
@vivisect53 3 жыл бұрын
I live in Chicago and have honestly never actually seen a Maga hat in person. Just between that part and the neighborhood he was in, that was enough to know it was bullshit when it was on the news a few hours after it didn't happen.
@grifballa
@grifballa 4 жыл бұрын
Jussie's story is a perfect example of why you don't let actors write the script...
@kenrickeason
@kenrickeason 4 жыл бұрын
NAILED IT
@georgeshibley9529
@georgeshibley9529 4 жыл бұрын
damn. on point
@cblackmanrun
@cblackmanrun 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@brianschwatka3655
@brianschwatka3655 4 жыл бұрын
so stealing that.
@realUlfricStormcloak
@realUlfricStormcloak 4 жыл бұрын
@@brianschwatka3655 I'll take that as a confession 👮
@philgillen1
@philgillen1 Жыл бұрын
"Sandwiches?" is one of my favourite Dave lines.
@samuelthomas4590
@samuelthomas4590 Жыл бұрын
Justice for juicy kills me every time lmaoo
@heygoodbyee
@heygoodbyee 9 ай бұрын
It’s the fist pump for me lmaoo
@roe6075
@roe6075 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@pmwiky
@pmwiky 2 жыл бұрын
Dave reduced Jussie's whole career to a punchline in a special. 🤣
@manclass3
@manclass3 2 жыл бұрын
Even the judge said it😂 i know he was ref to dave
@jackquentin1950
@jackquentin1950 2 жыл бұрын
A well-deserved punchline for a clown
@williammunny9916
@williammunny9916 2 жыл бұрын
*_John 10.17 “Therefore My Father loves Me, because I lay down My life that I may take it again. 18 No one takes it from Me, but I lay it down of Myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This command I have received from My Father.”_* _Jesus Christ loves you. Only Jesus Christ saves. Repent and be saved. God bless you, and the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you and your family._ --
@Itswateva
@Itswateva 2 жыл бұрын
Right this will b the height of his career
@andreas956
@andreas956 2 жыл бұрын
It was actually Juicy smoliet who reduced his own promising career to a punchline in a special.
@loltom3703
@loltom3703 2 жыл бұрын
Coming back to watch now that the trial's started. Aged like fine wine
@mayhemjr.803
@mayhemjr.803 2 жыл бұрын
Oh absolutely. 😂🤣👍
@louchat333
@louchat333 2 жыл бұрын
Me too. The first thing I thought of when the trial started.
@shershan254
@shershan254 2 жыл бұрын
Same 😂❤🇯🇲
@shira_yone
@shira_yone 2 жыл бұрын
me as well
@leemoney3203
@leemoney3203 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed 😂😂
@dragonflydolemite
@dragonflydolemite Жыл бұрын
03:35 lmaoooooo. 100% the truth. You left the house at 2 am. Minus 16 degrees. Lmao
@boohoo7176
@boohoo7176 Жыл бұрын
For a subway sandwich 😂
@jackbauer8498
@jackbauer8498 10 ай бұрын
It was 2 am ok - 16 degrees alllllllright !!!! 😅😅😅😅
@Luke-xi2pq
@Luke-xi2pq 4 жыл бұрын
"He is gay and he is black, not just French.", I can't stop laughing!
@KarlashaTheSpiritHealer
@KarlashaTheSpiritHealer 4 жыл бұрын
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@Yautah
@Yautah 4 жыл бұрын
I'm french and black, we don't claim him.
@defencebangladesh4068
@defencebangladesh4068 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂👌
@Meth24096
@Meth24096 4 жыл бұрын
I'm french too but obviously the part of him being french is a joke (he is american from an american mother and a polish father) ... the thing is that I don't understand that one, is there a cliché about french that could explain the joke ?
@Luke-xi2pq
@Luke-xi2pq 4 жыл бұрын
@@Meth24096 Americans love the Frenchies, but we give them and their accents a hard time cause they are all gooey and... Well cause their French, lol! I bet you guys also like to joke about American stereotypes and voices all the time but is obviously of lighthearted humor, not out of insult.
@gusvonstupen1897
@gusvonstupen1897 2 жыл бұрын
The prosecution needs to show this in their closing arguments.
@HavocMaster
@HavocMaster 2 жыл бұрын
Why 26 and one half million people on this video alone seen it. LOL
@Philo-ul2uq
@Philo-ul2uq 2 жыл бұрын
Case closed
@dianegron
@dianegron 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂
@MrVariant
@MrVariant 2 жыл бұрын
lol grifter Juicy wouldn't let the prosecutor say the n-word reading his texts, "out of respect to black people".
@LightStreak567
@LightStreak567 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrVariant Funny that he said "out of respect for black people" when he is willing to throw his hired help, who ARE black men, under the bus to save his skin.
@markl5562
@markl5562 5 ай бұрын
He kicked 95% of Hollywood in the nuts with this bit pointing out how predictably gullible they were latching onto the idea that JS was telling the truth
@tomoth77
@tomoth77 5 ай бұрын
As soon as I heard the story I knew ot was fake. Bleach freezes at that temperature. And as chappelle said white racists don't watch empire.
@cspan1993
@cspan1993 3 ай бұрын
no he didn't.
@markl5562
@markl5562 3 ай бұрын
@@cspan1993 How do you figure he didn't? He explicitly cites how many show business celebrities jumped right on the Justice for Jussie bandwagon. Am I telling you something you didn't notice yourself?
@cspan1993
@cspan1993 3 ай бұрын
@@markl5562 it's not that deep. you took all of that from a story in a comedy bit? seek help.
@markl5562
@markl5562 3 ай бұрын
@@cspan1993 You're not too bright, eh? Re-watch the segment --- DC called out the Hollywood nincompoops who didn't stop for one split second to assess the validity of Smollet's claims before hitching their wagons to him
@natemyers4946
@natemyers4946 6 ай бұрын
Came back to this after an appeals court upheld his conviction 😂😂
@AEMoreira81
@AEMoreira81 5 ай бұрын
Because they understood that this n***a was CLEARLY LYING!
@NevaG2190
@NevaG2190 5 ай бұрын
Same 😂
@no-name4u
@no-name4u 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t wanna hear one damn apology from chapelle for this special. Pure brilliance.
@zannahhannaz6857
@zannahhannaz6857 4 жыл бұрын
Dave won’t apologize cause he doesn’t give a shit! Love this guy!!
@DubG9
@DubG9 4 жыл бұрын
He wouldn't dare. He said what he said on purpose.
@lionessfruits1543
@lionessfruits1543 4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't apologize! Lol
@LC-uz6em
@LC-uz6em 4 жыл бұрын
I agree the special was brilliant
@Lord_Bibulous
@Lord_Bibulous 4 жыл бұрын
@@zannahhannaz6857 And now that NetFlix has giving him F-U money, hell no he ain't sorry.
@princez413
@princez413 4 жыл бұрын
Only a black comedian with balls could get away with saying this today. Thank you Dave Chappelle.
@MrArjunchoudhary
@MrArjunchoudhary 4 жыл бұрын
Pure right if he was white blacks would be angry
@jackrich884
@jackrich884 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrArjunchoudhary "Blacks would be angry" So many people made fun of Jussie and "Blacks" laughed. Stop making up crazy assumptions.
@MrArjunchoudhary
@MrArjunchoudhary 4 жыл бұрын
Jack Rich Making assumptions? Lol if it was a. White perosn making fun of lgbt ad Jussie etc it would not be the same. Only a block person could get away with this due to having their own sort of privilege.
@thisisbrakspudonttouchit4208
@thisisbrakspudonttouchit4208 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrArjunchoudhary white people can talk about its. It's just a lot of white people when they do talk about it they follow it up with see this is why you can't trust black people. That's why black people are upset when white people talk about that lying piece of shit.
@MrArjunchoudhary
@MrArjunchoudhary 4 жыл бұрын
Jack Rich I’m indian and this is what I’ve seen after living in the west fr a long time. Both white and black ppl have privilege.
@morganmonson4776
@morganmonson4776 4 ай бұрын
“ Sandwiches “ 😂😂😂😂 The man said “Sandwiches “ and had the audience rolling. Goat ‼️
@Andrea1542
@Andrea1542 6 ай бұрын
I always keep coming back to this. I've seen it a hundred times, I know all the jokes and punchlines, but it's still hilarious every time.
@izzyslizzy11
@izzyslizzy11 6 ай бұрын
its a good laugh every time I need one lmao
@Evil_Befall
@Evil_Befall 5 ай бұрын
Same here
@karens1156
@karens1156 4 ай бұрын
Same here 😂
@voshtt
@voshtt 4 ай бұрын
The algo calls to us all,
@antitoxic2302
@antitoxic2302 4 ай бұрын
😅😅 Same here.. Dave is GOAT
@zenmasterorwhatever
@zenmasterorwhatever 4 жыл бұрын
Chappelle. Never the kind of guy to leave out them Jussie details.
@zenmasterorwhatever
@zenmasterorwhatever 4 жыл бұрын
@Bort Stimpton I left that one for you my man. You're welcome. 👍
@madscientistshusta
@madscientistshusta 4 жыл бұрын
*Knee slaps*
@FeyTheBin
@FeyTheBin 4 жыл бұрын
And of course, the Grench actor's story was empirically false.
@hephzibah8854
@hephzibah8854 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lew3034
@lew3034 4 жыл бұрын
Bort Stimpton 😂👌🏾
@manuginobilisbaldspot424
@manuginobilisbaldspot424 4 жыл бұрын
He'll always be Juicy Smooyay from now on.
@poolq422
@poolq422 4 жыл бұрын
Because Dave said it! #🐐
@yonatanalem9343
@yonatanalem9343 4 жыл бұрын
Juicy Fruit Smoothie
@elat9635
@elat9635 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Savagemister
@Savagemister 4 жыл бұрын
@@yonatanalem9343 I figured his middle name would be "Fruit" lol. Nice one.
@oliveoil3917
@oliveoil3917 4 жыл бұрын
Mate his dms are on fire
@MJHdesproj
@MJHdesproj 4 ай бұрын
I honestly feel like this is his single most brilliant bit - not only does it multiple layers of running jokes overlaps - it continually evolves to the point you completely forget it started as a joke about identity by stressing him being French - and ends up a joke about six different topics entirely. It’s crazy how much is packed into that less than 5 minutes…
@christophervalentin1486
@christophervalentin1486 4 ай бұрын
“Subway……….SANDWICHES” kills me every time
@brow276
@brow276 4 жыл бұрын
We must protect Dave Chappelle at all costs. He’s the only man in Hollywood left with the balls to make fun of everyone.
@stephanied6711
@stephanied6711 4 жыл бұрын
100%
@allsmilesguy
@allsmilesguy 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr as well
@robt3407
@robt3407 4 жыл бұрын
Proud that he chose my country (South Africa) to retreat to during his darkest hour. And now he looks and sounds like a man with 100 times more testosterone! Dave is no ordinary comic, he is a therapist. ✌🏾
@allsmilesguy
@allsmilesguy 4 жыл бұрын
Soweto MGTOW ZA Gonna have to take my ass down there if I can come back like Dave lmao
@dub2536
@dub2536 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr and Owen Benjamin also got big ball's.
@auto1640
@auto1640 4 жыл бұрын
“We understood that this ni99a was clearly lying” 😂
@jahimuhammad
@jahimuhammad 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@KelsiKouture
@KelsiKouture 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣😂😂🎯
@libragamesreviews
@libragamesreviews 4 жыл бұрын
Shit lol everyone knew that ni99a was lying
@nubastyle
@nubastyle 4 жыл бұрын
@@libragamesreviews nah... the rest of yall jumped on that bandwagon later on in the reports after like Dave said, they noticed how quiet we were.
@Infidel1990
@Infidel1990 4 жыл бұрын
NIGGA
@danrodrigues3531
@danrodrigues3531 Ай бұрын
I never get tired of this bit. I can't count how many times I've watched it...
@Wonderland1865
@Wonderland1865 11 күн бұрын
Same 😂
@Leelz247
@Leelz247 Жыл бұрын
Supporting him with our silence, LMAO even when you know someone's lying to the police, you still don't rat them out.
@thehopeofeden597
@thehopeofeden597 4 жыл бұрын
It is a testament to how long this year has been that I completely forgot about Jussie Smollett.
@webstar118
@webstar118 4 жыл бұрын
Was that this year 😳
@scrapplesamwich7910
@scrapplesamwich7910 4 жыл бұрын
Yes it was to distract you sheep in America so they can do other things while you're paying attention to something else.
@dnlaqkl2412
@dnlaqkl2412 4 жыл бұрын
@@scrapplesamwich7910 The American DREAM. The idiots here cannot decipher truth from lie. The news has turned the general population into morons. Nobody understands.
@b_uppy
@b_uppy 4 жыл бұрын
@Juud Chimaoge #WalkAway
@walkaway6353
@walkaway6353 4 жыл бұрын
@Juud Chimaoge TRUMP !!! Standing on the neck of LibRETARDed DEMONrats since 2016 ! And wont get off till 2024!!! Suck it up "snowflake".
@dannypalin9583
@dannypalin9583 4 жыл бұрын
The media said this show was terrible. No wonder nobody takes the media seriously anymore.
@IlDeimos
@IlDeimos 4 жыл бұрын
@d00bZubElEk That's the point he was trying to make. This entire special was about making fun of all the dumb shit thats been happening. The point he was trying to make is, he's an American, he can say what ever he wants to say, while at the same time making it funny. No one should be censored for thier speech, no one should have to be careful of what they say due to maybe offending people with words. The critics rate his new Netflix special very low, while the rest of people, you know, the majority of the people, rate it 99 out of 100%. Almost a perfect score from the majority. It goes to show you that the critics ratings are solely based on a political bias, and a political agenda. For thier ratings to be so far off of what the majority rated his show, it shows that the critics live in a bubble, not in reality. I never trust the words of critics, I rather read through a handful of normal people ratings and reviews. Because the normal people ratings are not bought and paid for by company's and corporations that has a political bias and agenda.
@carlosr2356
@carlosr2356 4 жыл бұрын
The media is basically nothing but """Democrat party propaganda""
@laysdong
@laysdong 4 жыл бұрын
@@IlDeimos This person clearly doesnt understand the first amendment. NOBODY will stop you from saying whatever you want, that doesnt mean youre freee from the consequences of the dumbshit you say though. The CONSTANT conservative victim complex is unreal.
@laysdong
@laysdong 4 жыл бұрын
@@carlosr2356 Youre a fucking moron
@tigerroselili5765
@tigerroselili5765 4 жыл бұрын
Danny Palin This comment hurts my head 🤦‍♀️
@Crookqt
@Crookqt 4 ай бұрын
"Black people never felt sorry for the police, but this time we even felt sorry for the police." Martyrdome
@timpower4922
@timpower4922 3 жыл бұрын
As a white dude living in that area at the time, it was literally -16 degrees. Nobody went outside. Especially for sandwiches.
@GreenGlo1991
@GreenGlo1991 3 жыл бұрын
Especially from SUBWAY
@nicolascaballero1320
@nicolascaballero1320 3 жыл бұрын
And especially not with a MAGA hat on, unless you’re suicidal.
@kevinconnor2888
@kevinconnor2888 3 жыл бұрын
@@nicolascaballero1320 I have lived in Chicago since before Trump began his political rise, and I have not seen one MAGA hat the entire time. Not one. And if you're gonna find one anywhere, it's definitely not gonna be in that neighborhood.
@elijah8011
@elijah8011 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Power yeah me too
@SonnyJCrockett84
@SonnyJCrockett84 3 жыл бұрын
@@nicolascaballero1320 why suicidal?
@Squiffy1025
@Squiffy1025 2 жыл бұрын
As a guy who lived in Chicago at the time, him being found guilty makes me feel good. He made everyone who lives in Chicago look like a bunch of assholes.
@CJLOVE23
@CJLOVE23 2 жыл бұрын
So proud of Chicago!
@jacknesty1691
@jacknesty1691 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Chicago has assholes but not anymore than its fair share. I was shocked at how nice people were.
@3star2nr
@3star2nr 2 жыл бұрын
@@z0ee996 Y'all are though but the pizza is fire
@3star2nr
@3star2nr 2 жыл бұрын
@Kumar Ankit i don't give a fuck its delicious
@MikeNaples
@MikeNaples 2 жыл бұрын
I can say this. I have a newfound respect for Chicagoans and don't think those who live there look like bunch of a-holes. The people of Chicago prosecuted this fraudster and found him guilty.
@sickset
@sickset Жыл бұрын
Never fails to make me laugh. I love watching the crowd figuring out at the beginning who is he talking about. You see people totally unsure and others already caught on and start laughing. Even the couples you'll see one half get it and the other doesn't. Then the laughter gets louder as everyone realizes who he's talking about.
@roywilkowski2326
@roywilkowski2326 Жыл бұрын
Exactly. In the beginning there's this eerie quiet. You can almost see the wheels in the audience's heads silently thinking, "What the hell is he talking about?" Then, it starts to dawn on those of a quicker wit, and by the time he delivers the "Juicy Smooyay" part; everyone gets it and the laughter is deafening, even from those trying their best not to laugh. That's the genius of guys like Dave and B. Burr. The audience knows it's funny, but Dave and B.B. know that YOU KNOW it's funny; even if the audience doesn't want it to be funny. The audience simply can't help themselves because the humor is undeniable.
@GIBBO4182
@GIBBO4182 10 ай бұрын
“Justice for Juicy!” 😂
@michaelelliott2194
@michaelelliott2194 2 жыл бұрын
"It sounds like something...that I would say!" fucking kills me every time. One of my all time fav Dave bits.
@glennarcher6
@glennarcher6 2 жыл бұрын
His delivery of that line is classic Dave He didn't have that kind of delivery in 'the closer'
@chrishernandez3473
@chrishernandez3473 2 жыл бұрын
Seriously, I watch it about once a month. Classic
@ernstthalmann4306
@ernstthalmann4306 2 жыл бұрын
It's truly a jarring line I laughed hard first time i heard it 🤣 💀 😂 legendary 😂 🤣 💀 😆 🙌
@ocan1033
@ocan1033 2 жыл бұрын
Best line in the whole thing. Defiantly Dave Chappelle.
@xihuantiyu
@xihuantiyu 2 жыл бұрын
That line is gold
@arammeraz4269
@arammeraz4269 4 жыл бұрын
“That doesn’t sound like something white people would say, that sounds like something *I* would say!” That part had me dead lmao
@gurgamous
@gurgamous 4 жыл бұрын
me too hahaha
@riripari2042
@riripari2042 4 жыл бұрын
Hearing it made me think it was something a black person would say, especially after playing the statement in my head with the actual hired guy's accents. This coming from a black woman of course.
@dg5028
@dg5028 4 жыл бұрын
Aram Meraz that’s when he scored my like lmfao!
@tandekangoma5715
@tandekangoma5715 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@rox6303
@rox6303 4 жыл бұрын
@@riripari2042 xllcmmcmaatanmmgmnfa
@lessthanthreemetal
@lessthanthreemetal Ай бұрын
"It *sounds* like something....THAT I WOULD SAY" the single best delivery on a joke I've ever heard.
@Mia-qt4th
@Mia-qt4th Ай бұрын
He's brilliant
@BLUEPELICAN234
@BLUEPELICAN234 17 күн бұрын
My favorite part I laugh so hard everytime
@aurawarrior1367
@aurawarrior1367 Жыл бұрын
“Find out where Kanye west was last night” lol
@Durandous
@Durandous 4 жыл бұрын
I find it funny how no one cares about his "offensive jokes" except for the media.
@ACDC4LIFE
@ACDC4LIFE 4 жыл бұрын
U must be talking about the FAKE NEWS 😂
@JohnSmith-ef6sv
@JohnSmith-ef6sv 4 жыл бұрын
For real I googled him yesterday to look up his biography and every top article on his new stand up reads like a literal hit piece where they just trash him for being insensitive and inject identity political jargon into their articles. All this in spite of the crazy high reviews and praise the stand-up is getting from normal people. The agenda these media sites are pushing are so blatantly obvious nowadays.
@andrewolivetreemixing
@andrewolivetreemixing 4 жыл бұрын
And literally in his first bit he jokes about telling his old friend to commit suicide, one of the worst things ever, but everyone knows that's a joke. And no one is outraged for his friend.
@notthefather3919
@notthefather3919 4 жыл бұрын
And the outrage section of Twitter.
@notthefather3919
@notthefather3919 4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewolivetreemixing what are you talking about? You clearly did not watch it because he didn't joke about telling anyone to committ suicide. And even if he did, why would anyone be outraged about a joke? You do know that these jokes are not autobiographical accounts of how things occured in these comedians' lives, right?
@jesusjones1024
@jesusjones1024 4 жыл бұрын
"In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act". -George Orwell
@PetterNe
@PetterNe 4 жыл бұрын
Beautiful quote, friend, and far too reflective of today.
@dawb86
@dawb86 4 жыл бұрын
Prophets don’t give us messages delivered from above. They’re simply telling us the truth in a world full of lies and most don’t believe them until it’s too late. Not a quote, I freestyled that one. 😁
@AlteraLin
@AlteraLin 4 жыл бұрын
"Don't Run with scissors" - Elbert Einstein
@michaelwilson5114
@michaelwilson5114 4 жыл бұрын
"I drank what?" - Socrates
@dawb86
@dawb86 4 жыл бұрын
"Who let the dogs out?" - Baha Men, 1998 (Since the rest of y'all just want to be dumb lol)
@thomashauguel6811
@thomashauguel6811 4 ай бұрын
I must have watched this skit a thousand times by now... ...and it keeps getting funnier, every time I see it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 4 ай бұрын
l love when he starts acting like the cop. Just hilarious.
@katiesdumbvideos5418
@katiesdumbvideos5418 Жыл бұрын
JUSTICE FOR JUICY! 😂😂😂
@GeeksOasis
@GeeksOasis 4 жыл бұрын
After finding out this got a 0% on rotten tomatos, I instantly went on Netflix and watched it. I havent laughed that hard in a while.
@OlderG0ds
@OlderG0ds 4 жыл бұрын
If Sjw hate it you know it’s good shit
@nebelungcat6117
@nebelungcat6117 4 жыл бұрын
Rotten Tomatoes is truly rotten.
@EnoVarma
@EnoVarma 4 жыл бұрын
Although, it's only based on 5 reviews. I thought this was very funny.
@KevinRoehler
@KevinRoehler 4 жыл бұрын
You need to get out more
@KevinRoehler
@KevinRoehler 4 жыл бұрын
@@OlderG0ds what if Dave sold out and these jokes are to trick people you into thinking he's not a sellout. Dave sucks now.
@califinn
@califinn 3 жыл бұрын
"It sounds like something...that I WOULD SAY." best delivery ever
@kevinconnor2888
@kevinconnor2888 3 жыл бұрын
You can see him fighting a smile right before he says it because he knows it's hilarious.
@ryanurban1
@ryanurban1 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Just perfect. Killer line, perfect delivery.
@CJLOVE23
@CJLOVE23 3 жыл бұрын
I agree.. Absolutely best delivery ever!
@vinnikodiak4779
@vinnikodiak4779 3 жыл бұрын
I can't stop replaying it. He captured lightening in a bottle with that line.
@hoyit
@hoyit 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the funniest thing he could’ve said there. Like he’s needlessly admitting that he can be an insensitive a-hole that can’t help himself. It’s so funny 😂
@georgecoletraintv
@georgecoletraintv Ай бұрын
The “It sounds like something that I would say” is one of his best delivered lines of his career. the timing and inflection is sooo good. it kills me everytime 😂
@balipan09
@balipan09 Жыл бұрын
Such perfect timing and delivery leading the crowd into this bit. Dave is a true master of his craft ❤️
@nik4546
@nik4546 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being such a successful comedian that your joke becomes more popular than the person you're making fun of
@NeuroNinjaAlexander
@NeuroNinjaAlexander 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao for real though! I type in the guy's name looking for this joke and it's the first option. No searching or nothing. Beautiful 😂
@garlandvincent3742
@garlandvincent3742 3 жыл бұрын
Keeping it real and funny only Dave can do
@Sponge420
@Sponge420 3 жыл бұрын
Great comment,was gonna like this but 420
@bashirsheikh7322
@bashirsheikh7322 3 жыл бұрын
imagine being a gay dude and being named juicy where his parents fucking physic
@bashirsheikh7322
@bashirsheikh7322 3 жыл бұрын
@Sir Soy Gato the Second juicy those that sound straight
@COLORBLASTER
@COLORBLASTER 4 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle: "When Keeping it Real Goes Right"
@cancergirl2006
@cancergirl2006 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@adisabey11
@adisabey11 4 жыл бұрын
All day long
@Wallflower381
@Wallflower381 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@charlestonrezz5188
@charlestonrezz5188 4 жыл бұрын
Amen!!!!
@chrisgrissom3610
@chrisgrissom3610 4 жыл бұрын
🏆🏆🏆
@GGnooREE
@GGnooREE Жыл бұрын
The fact you position a word like “sandwiches” and make everyone laugh is just talent lol
@Globalizmas-Keiksmazodis
@Globalizmas-Keiksmazodis Жыл бұрын
Dave disowned Juicy on behalf of entire black community
@626Pennywise
@626Pennywise 3 жыл бұрын
A year later and "Justice for Juicy" is still freaking hysterical
@lavielemond
@lavielemond 3 жыл бұрын
How awesome is it?! And as usual with Chappelle, it's not just the quality jokes but the timing & the tone with which he says everything...
@gerhardvaneeden5615
@gerhardvaneeden5615 3 жыл бұрын
@@lavielemond How true! It's the first time I've seen Dave perform (sad, I know), and I'm already a fan, and mostly for those two reasons. Brilliant timing.
@LinkMcStink
@LinkMcStink 3 жыл бұрын
Though, it's weird that Dave cared about the facts of the Smollett case but not the George Floyd case. 👀
@androgynousmaggot9389
@androgynousmaggot9389 3 жыл бұрын
@@LinkMcStink right? Seems facts aren't important anymore,as more important is circlejerking and pat ourselves on the back how much"white man bad" we can repeat...
@tolkienblack
@tolkienblack 3 жыл бұрын
SirGarforth what facts about the George Floyd situation did he not care about?
@dereksmith2034
@dereksmith2034 4 жыл бұрын
Subway needs a new sandwich called the Smollett sub plenty of Bologna and only available after 2 a.m.
@absinthe_enigmafoxglove2896
@absinthe_enigmafoxglove2896 4 жыл бұрын
2 scoops of imitation mayonnaise.
@ManSittinNext2DaMan
@ManSittinNext2DaMan 4 жыл бұрын
And plenty of ham
@Charliechorizo
@Charliechorizo 4 жыл бұрын
and comes with a noose.
@dirkxi
@dirkxi 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@AB-xx7hy
@AB-xx7hy 4 жыл бұрын
Timmy Schnitzel more like a string lol
@mechengineer4894
@mechengineer4894 Жыл бұрын
The only thing funnier than this is the bodycam footage of Jussie walking around his apartment with the rope around his neck like if it was a tie.
@omalley5196
@omalley5196 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the absolute best few minutes of comedy. He put this all together in such a unique and hilarious way!
@miscellaneousstuff8362
@miscellaneousstuff8362 4 жыл бұрын
we were supporting him with our silence, because we undestood he was clearly lying.. that was my favorite bit
@SomeBaldDude
@SomeBaldDude 4 жыл бұрын
Subway?!.... SANDWHICHES???!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@jamsstaylor2348
@jamsstaylor2348 4 жыл бұрын
Miscellaneous Stuff black guy was okay with 2 white people going to jail for being racist and ruining life’s.... that’s what nbc and twitter and Reddit has brought this world to... blacks pile up dead...#freekodak right ?
@Redddee
@Redddee 4 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@vevebertrand254
@vevebertrand254 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamsstaylor2348 but he didn't say two white people atracked him. He said two trump supporters. Also they were black. Plus there's plenty of black people that are in jail because they were falsely accused by white people and the police go search for the nearest nigga.
@rn6710
@rn6710 4 жыл бұрын
Except many prominent black voices did support him long after it was clear that he was lying.
@exoticclegend1524
@exoticclegend1524 2 жыл бұрын
"Subway............SANDWICHES!" That line kills me every time lol
@Ash_G
@Ash_G 2 жыл бұрын
An Irish court even ruled that Subway bread is not bread. Hoax upon hoax.
@kamire6559
@kamire6559 2 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@t.d4143
@t.d4143 2 жыл бұрын
Nope ....eggssss 🤧🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BrianSmith-yq7ys
@BrianSmith-yq7ys 2 жыл бұрын
Last time I ate subway I got physically ill never again
@Warfarenuggetz
@Warfarenuggetz 2 жыл бұрын
Yes i am dead rolling at that!
@Nando_Hennessy
@Nando_Hennessy 4 ай бұрын
“Sandwiches?” 😂
@michaelscottland4239
@michaelscottland4239 4 ай бұрын
The way he gently pushed Frank goodbye is a brilliant ASMRistic art 🎭.
@Saturdayz_In_The_Fall
@Saturdayz_In_The_Fall 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the crowd laughed when they realized who he was talking about. That’s basically all of America laughing in Juicy’s face 😂😂😂😂
@Saturdayz_In_The_Fall
@Saturdayz_In_The_Fall 2 жыл бұрын
@@z0ee996 yesss 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dxtesen8380
@dxtesen8380 2 жыл бұрын
Goosie Smellit cooked! 🤣🤣🤣
@DAGATHire
@DAGATHire 2 жыл бұрын
@@z0ee996 Its rubbish
@shenbeuv2616
@shenbeuv2616 2 жыл бұрын
@@DAGATHire juicy smolley fan
@DAGATHire
@DAGATHire 2 жыл бұрын
@@shenbeuv2616 haha NO NO! im no fan of juicy. But the video link here is amateur shite. neither funny nor well made. Its rubbish, Deal with it.
@everworldjalil2165
@everworldjalil2165 2 жыл бұрын
"Justice for Juicy!" Makes me laugh every time.
@TheKingOfRuckus
@TheKingOfRuckus 2 жыл бұрын
Tell Nanba I said "Sup", bruh😎
@TheKingOfRuckus
@TheKingOfRuckus 2 жыл бұрын
@@z0ee996 That was hilarious, thanks for the link
@everworldjalil2165
@everworldjalil2165 2 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite version of the reenactment. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnbTi62siN-MnKs
@livefreeprintguns
@livefreeprintguns 2 жыл бұрын
Justice For Juicy! ✊😜
@earlnoli
@earlnoli 2 жыл бұрын
He is even appealing bru 😅😅
@rafaelunplugged
@rafaelunplugged 5 ай бұрын
1:55 "justice for juicy" 😂
@composercode
@composercode Жыл бұрын
Bro I never cease to laugh out loud at the “CLEEEEEARLY LYING” 💀
@reiil4785
@reiil4785 4 жыл бұрын
his "white man" voice is just .. priceless
@kellyc4975
@kellyc4975 4 жыл бұрын
Facts!!!!
@pumpkinseeds8990
@pumpkinseeds8990 4 жыл бұрын
Reii Layy white man voice is so proper
@mattlevine5662
@mattlevine5662 4 жыл бұрын
Eddie Murphy did it first
@Hyperion856
@Hyperion856 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes sounds like Obama to me sometimes
@milton5417
@milton5417 4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure the audience paid a price for the entrance.
@NorrisJohnsonii
@NorrisJohnsonii 3 жыл бұрын
Dude the crowds reaction as everyone is realizing who he’s talking about is beyond hilarious!!!!!
@user-zy9yg2eu5t
@user-zy9yg2eu5t 3 жыл бұрын
Due the cloww reactoo whee he reealiiisin who hee talkin bow eh beeyyooo hilaarino
@jeffdrum5541
@jeffdrum5541 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-zy9yg2eu5t uhhhh.... whut?
@sabeloshikwambana6472
@sabeloshikwambana6472 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-zy9yg2eu5t ?
@user-zy9yg2eu5t
@user-zy9yg2eu5t 3 жыл бұрын
@@sabeloshikwambana6472 anon?
@OPgrits
@OPgrits 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-zy9yg2eu5t ?
@dRoscoAZ
@dRoscoAZ Жыл бұрын
HERE after the Osundario brothers came clean??? Juicy still maintaining his "innocence". What a loser
@degaulle30
@degaulle30 Жыл бұрын
Probably one of the most perfect bits in history. It never falters for a second.
@Luke101
@Luke101 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of his best bits ever 😂 “Subway…. SANDWICHES!?”
@Ed-sh8jt
@Ed-sh8jt 2 жыл бұрын
why would rich guy walk at 2AM in -16 degrees weather to go buy a subway sandwich
@keenanicole23
@keenanicole23 2 жыл бұрын
Is Subway even open at 2AM? Lol.
@malcdogg412
@malcdogg412 2 жыл бұрын
Kills me every single time
@JL-uo1di
@JL-uo1di 2 жыл бұрын
Well now he is out so eat it. He was convicted, alright, but 5 months and 30 months of probabation, yet the guys who stormed the capitol hill get 75 days, that is some BS system, not justice.
@painvillegaming4119
@painvillegaming4119 2 жыл бұрын
@@JL-uo1di are you a bot ?
@ABG8090
@ABG8090 2 жыл бұрын
This right here is a masterclass in storytelling, acting, writing, pacing, and truth telling. I have seen this clip more than 20 times and Im just in awe of his craft.
@fellowdanbarber3323
@fellowdanbarber3323 2 жыл бұрын
Man, you don't talk like that. LOL
@ABG8090
@ABG8090 2 жыл бұрын
@@fellowdanbarber3323 not sure what you mean. 🙃
@pleaseNthanx
@pleaseNthanx 2 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY!!!!!
@Notreallyme377
@Notreallyme377 2 жыл бұрын
So true.
@ladyhawke7034
@ladyhawke7034 2 жыл бұрын
I really never considered comedy a real craft until I listened to him. You are absolutely correct. It's hard work, and it takes years to hone the craft .
@ciscocabral9890
@ciscocabral9890 9 ай бұрын
The way Chapelle says “sandwhichh” gets me every time: “Just fix ‘‘em a sandwhichh” “Subway??? Sandwhichhes?!?!” 😅
@skyatollah2skyharder276
@skyatollah2skyharder276 6 ай бұрын
Who the fuck spells sandwich with 2 hs?
@mackenzieneal1660
@mackenzieneal1660 Жыл бұрын
I love how Dave can't help cracking up.
@RadioMarkCroom
@RadioMarkCroom 11 ай бұрын
I think the man loves it when his jokes land as he planned!
@45-Lampkin-Lane
@45-Lampkin-Lane 4 жыл бұрын
Man this dude has always taken my mind off the bullshit and replaced it with laughter. Without fail. Much love Dave Chappelle
@a.j.8004
@a.j.8004 4 жыл бұрын
he is a national treasure for sure!!!
@GJLCreativeStudios
@GJLCreativeStudios 4 жыл бұрын
what do you mean? He's joking about the BS you're referring to.
@michaelangeloright704
@michaelangeloright704 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy Genius. Lmao thank you Dave Chappell
@JdoubleU1222
@JdoubleU1222 4 жыл бұрын
@@GJLCreativeStudios He's making fun of a lying P.O.S. that got caught trying to frame Trump supporters and having it blow up spectacularly in his face. Understand?
@Cj-hj6rm
@Cj-hj6rm 4 жыл бұрын
FACTS Glad he's back
@jonmemmott7532
@jonmemmott7532 Жыл бұрын
Probably the single best stand up routine in the history of comedy, DC is electrifying 😂
@richardcranium5801
@richardcranium5801 Жыл бұрын
Top 25% of the millions is.. top 1000? I think your math is off a bit there mean guy 😂
@swigword
@swigword Жыл бұрын
Lmao that Kanye West at the end aged like fine wine.
@frederickfairlieesq5316
@frederickfairlieesq5316 11 ай бұрын
I love how Dave gave the whole audience time to catch up with the people who understood Juicy Smooyay immediately.
@erenjaeger3537
@erenjaeger3537 2 жыл бұрын
Being roasted by Dave Chappelle will always be Jussie’s greatest accomplishment.
@mayhemjr.803
@mayhemjr.803 2 жыл бұрын
"Justice for Juicy!....Justice for Juicy!!🤣😂😂😂🤣
@ninamartinez5171
@ninamartinez5171 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know about that ? The juries are done deliberating a verdict is going to come out he is an actor after all we're about to find out how good his acting was during his trial ? i certainly don't believe him i definitely don't respect him an regardless of weather he's found guilty or not ? he's a low life who has made it horrible for real victims of hate crimes ? of course he's hollywood and they tend to have a different set of rules then all the rest of us ? they need to seriously make an example out of jussie Smollett, for lying an deceiving so many . They found him guilty hallelujah thank you Jesus, please i pray to God almighty that they make an example so that the next lying deceitful hypocrites will think twice before making up such a senseless horrible story about being attacked when clearly it never happened ? i actually fell victim because i stupidly believed him when it first happened I am guilty for believing him
@reroutedsoul1753
@reroutedsoul1753 2 жыл бұрын
whenever I see the name Jussie, I immediately say juicy
@kentinson1670
@kentinson1670 4 жыл бұрын
"Gay and he is black, not just French."
@kingofthejofundies9080
@kingofthejofundies9080 4 жыл бұрын
Funny, he not even black lol
@jeandidierly4536
@jeandidierly4536 4 жыл бұрын
@@kingofthejofundies9080 ???
@kingofthejofundies9080
@kingofthejofundies9080 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeandidierly4536 You probably wouldn't understand if I explained, people today are so dull headed they don't like to listen, NOT SAYING YOU ARE. If you'd like an explanation lemme know
@kingofthejofundies9080
@kingofthejofundies9080 4 жыл бұрын
@Lin K Let me explain to y'all people.. There is no such thing as being biracial. Your race comes from your father, because he plants the seed, the mother just carries it, yes he dna goes to the baby, that doesn't determine the babies race, It's just like a plant, if you plant an apple tree in any type of dirt (race) still an apple tree.. Why you think in slavery the killed the males and not the women, because they knew if they killed all them men and boys we couldn't reproduce as a nation...
@thehoodlen
@thehoodlen 4 жыл бұрын
Lin K according to his logic, Cameron Boyce is 100% black
@neilmartin7776
@neilmartin7776 Жыл бұрын
That pause before "find out where Kanye West was last night" just kills me 😂😂
@apocalypsepow
@apocalypsepow 6 ай бұрын
Jussie going back to jail 😂😂
@rudeboymon3177
@rudeboymon3177 4 жыл бұрын
No rich gay black man would eat at Subway at 2am. That was the only clue I needed 😄😄😄
@diamondback4522
@diamondback4522 4 жыл бұрын
That is facts
@maliciousclouds1614
@maliciousclouds1614 4 жыл бұрын
Blahaha. Good point!
@giant8644
@giant8644 4 жыл бұрын
Yes he would. If he wanted a luxurious foot long.
@JesusChrist-uu2te
@JesusChrist-uu2te 4 жыл бұрын
Actually almost no one of in any financial range or of any race eats at Subway anymore. It's the Blockbuster of food.
@Baileys100
@Baileys100 4 жыл бұрын
That and the ball crunching temperature. Brothers guard they sacks with recklessness.
@AI-tc8fv
@AI-tc8fv 4 жыл бұрын
*"We were supporting him with our silence"* 😭😂😂 true AF!
@xmochix604
@xmochix604 4 жыл бұрын
I love that you guys supported him... in silence 🤣🤣🤣
@branbranshenanigans1693
@branbranshenanigans1693 4 жыл бұрын
We didn’t believe shit he said !!
@atrainofthought99
@atrainofthought99 4 жыл бұрын
Brandi Mims me either! I’m glad we don’t! Justice for Juicy 😂😂😂 lmao This is MAGA country in Dave’s Nigerian accent had me roflmao
@loveyamungo9064
@loveyamungo9064 4 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY!
@daviekuklatv
@daviekuklatv 4 жыл бұрын
justice for juicey lol .... although i never ever knew the klan had a chicago chapter...... They sure it wasent Al Bundy and the no maam crew?
@joshuapatrick682
@joshuapatrick682 5 ай бұрын
that was an incredibly well constructed joke..... props to the master.
@Bone260-xs2sy
@Bone260-xs2sy 10 ай бұрын
Carlee Russell lead me back here.
@mickev1020
@mickev1020 3 жыл бұрын
Subway?!? Sandwiches?!? That line was so underrated.
@derekweinerttv4163
@derekweinerttv4163 3 жыл бұрын
Not really everyone laughed really hard and a bunch of people are quoting it in this very comment section
@SR-vl6ql
@SR-vl6ql 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated? Exactly who’s doing the rating? Stupid.
@skachor
@skachor 3 жыл бұрын
@@SR-vl6ql rotten tomatoes?
@DS-wk1kn
@DS-wk1kn 3 жыл бұрын
Why are there always the "underrated" comments? I don't get it.
@iqless7313
@iqless7313 3 жыл бұрын
I don't even understand why him asking "sandwiches??!" so surprisedly is so funny, but it is...
@rebekahshipp3624
@rebekahshipp3624 2 жыл бұрын
The way he emphasizes "clearly lying" always cracks me up 🤣
@sunnytoppo7466
@sunnytoppo7466 2 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment. C L E A R L Y LYING😭😭😭😭
@Adderallyall
@Adderallyall 2 жыл бұрын
I rewatched that part 100 times!! It’s so funny!!
@leahg3926
@leahg3926 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@seanlynch8084
@seanlynch8084 2 жыл бұрын
And the part where he pauses and says "it sounds like something.......I WOULD say"...... pure comedic gold!
@Bluelightcheaphotel
@Bluelightcheaphotel 2 жыл бұрын
@@seanlynch8084 my favorite too. Amazing timing
@alyssajones4368
@alyssajones4368 Жыл бұрын
"Justice for Juicy!" Lmao Dave is a trip ⚖
@leequinn2733
@leequinn2733 Жыл бұрын
Juicy Smoy Ye, that's friggin hilarious!
@ooogabooga7955
@ooogabooga7955 Жыл бұрын
I am so lost lol is the joke his name?
@JamarD421
@JamarD421 Жыл бұрын
@Ooogabooga Obviously yes. Don't you hear the crowd collectively losing their shit in laughter? That's not how his name is pronounced.
@leequinn2733
@leequinn2733 Жыл бұрын
@@JamarD421 Really? Na you fkin with me hahaha
@JamarD421
@JamarD421 Жыл бұрын
@@leequinn2733 Seriously bro. His name isn't pronounced like that. I have heard Dave Chapelle say his name that way so many times. I had to remember that's not how it is.
@shadogen
@shadogen 4 жыл бұрын
He couldn't get past calling Jussie a victim with a straight face.
@robajohnson
@robajohnson 4 жыл бұрын
Neither could the crowd.
@sushigimme
@sushigimme 4 жыл бұрын
@@robajohnson They knew, they knewww themselves that Juicy was full of crap 😂
@hopehasnoplacehereabandona3068
@hopehasnoplacehereabandona3068 4 жыл бұрын
What up brotha from another mother......soul sista here😘😘
@shadogen
@shadogen 4 жыл бұрын
@@hopehasnoplacehereabandona3068 hey sis!!! I miss ya! Hope yall are doin alright!
@willdickens7712
@willdickens7712 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone knew he was a liar except the gays
@Nats.87
@Nats.87 Жыл бұрын
"You were walking..........😮aaalllriiight"😂😂😂😂
@jamesdep8128
@jamesdep8128 Жыл бұрын
Still Hilarious after watching 100 times
@92godswill
@92godswill 4 жыл бұрын
Had to come back and watch this now that "Juicy" has been indicted. 😂😂
@gregoryhill343
@gregoryhill343 4 жыл бұрын
Hey love
@WhistleTeets85
@WhistleTeets85 4 жыл бұрын
Me too 😆
@MrLouBomber
@MrLouBomber 4 жыл бұрын
Lol yep
@onlyfans.alycatrawr
@onlyfans.alycatrawr 4 жыл бұрын
That part
@jaypainespotter
@jaypainespotter 4 жыл бұрын
Haha, so funny 🤣
@tonykavanagh9764
@tonykavanagh9764 3 жыл бұрын
The delivery of each punchline is a pure masterclass, audience hanging on his every word. Genius.
@MrOuchiez
@MrOuchiez 3 жыл бұрын
The tag hits over and over, never once ceasing impact. Pure brilliance
@sarahholland2600
@sarahholland2600 3 жыл бұрын
Natural, instant audience rapport & perfect comedy timing.
@Skyguy243
@Skyguy243 3 жыл бұрын
P p
@skoto8219
@skoto8219 3 жыл бұрын
The punchline that would've justified the entire bit even if everything up till then was only half as funny as it was. Incredible
@emil7088
@emil7088 3 жыл бұрын
"find out where Kanye West was last night" so good lmfao
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