Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke

[@peacelove5873]

The pinnacle of Jussie Smollet's career is being in a Dave Chappelle joke.

[@MihzvolWuriar]

There will be one day, people will be laughing about this asking "Who TF is Juicy Smoliet?"

[@drak3661]

Juicy Smooyay*

[@Gurbeable]

Damnnnn that was good,LOL.

[@wolfwang8464]

@@drak3661 are you dumb? The way he is pronouncing it it’s “juicy smolliet”

[@drak3661]

@@wolfwang8464 are you chinese🤣

[@RaleighLink]

Who else is watching this again after his verdict lol

[@TotyVale]

🙋🏻‍♀️

[@josephdesenclos2769]

Checking it out again now.

[@darrengodbee3435]

Who isn’t is the better question I think here this guy is close to being genius He’s do a much better job than Joe Hiden Biden could ever do

[@LeeLee-ux8gh]

🤣🤣

[@PoleFelonyFitnessMiami]

Meeeeeee

[@lessthanthreemetal]

"It *sounds* like something....THAT I WOULD SAY" the single best delivery on a joke I've ever heard.

[@Mia-qt4th]

He's brilliant

[@BLUEPELICAN234]

My favorite part I laugh so hard everytime

[@mountaingod9907]

I saw through a lot of the bullshit propaganda during this past election season using this logic.

[@dunetiger]

Master of that pause. "They would find... some bloody gloves.... AT OUR HOUSE!"

[@erincastellana3363]

@@lessthanthreemetal whatever shits not funny

[@AlexPressure777]

"Its sounds like something i would say" -Dave Chappelle 😂🤣 ROFL

[@Brojeejaksonflaxinwaxin]

Coming back to watch now that the trial's started. Aged like fine wine

[@mayhemjr.803]

Oh absolutely. 😂🤣👍

[@louchat333]

Me too. The first thing I thought of when the trial started.

[@shershan254]

Same 😂❤🇯🇲

[@shira_yone]

me as well

[@leemoney3203]

Indeed 😂😂

[@GeeksOasis]

After finding out this got a 0% on rotten tomatos, I instantly went on Netflix and watched it. I havent laughed that hard in a while.

[@OlderG0ds]

If Sjw hate it you know it’s good shit

[@nebelungcat6117]

Rotten Tomatoes is truly rotten.

[@EnoVarma]

Although, it's only based on 5 reviews. I thought this was very funny.

[@KevinRoehler]

You need to get out more

[@KevinRoehler]

@@OlderG0ds what if Dave sold out and these jokes are to trick people you into thinking he's not a sellout. Dave sucks now.

[@no-name4u]

I don’t wanna hear one damn apology from chapelle for this special. Pure brilliance.

[@zannahhannaz6857]

Dave won’t apologize cause he doesn’t give a shit! Love this guy!!

[@DubG9]

He wouldn't dare. He said what he said on purpose.

[@Winnyfruits]

He doesn't apologize! Lol

[@LC-uz6em]

I agree the special was brilliant

[@TRivera13]

@@zannahhannaz6857 And now that NetFlix has giving him F-U money, hell no he ain't sorry.

[@MansuribnZachariah]

“ Sandwiches “ 😂😂😂😂 The man said “Sandwiches “ and had the audience rolling. Goat ‼️

[@ethanmorgan3806]

“It SOUNDS like something…. That I would say” kills me every single time

[@yazzzlet3549]

That part is my favourite because I see it more as something that he specifically would say not because he's black and it makes even funnier

[@andreas956]

Best part lmfao

[@roadchordbeats3903]

even the pause was funny damnit

[@kellyb3540]

@Yazzzle T I like the very end the best. "Find out where Kanye West was last night." It was so unexpected! Absolutely brilliant!

[@canefan17]

So good

[@beachguyla]

"Clearly lying" says Dave. The jury agreed.

[@steve41557]

Jussie Smollett found guilty of filing false police report for hoax attack - Jury decided after deliberation only 10 hours!

[@jasona9]

2:30

[@tvs9978]

I bet you he'll sue Chapelle for "corrupting" the jury pool

[@jbwwwwwwweadle244]

CNN tried to save face with a headline saying “Smollet convicted on some accounts”😂

[@ithilnin123]

He’s forever gonna be Juicy Smulliet!! 🤣🤣

[@michaelelliott2194]

"It sounds like something...that I would say!" fucking kills me every time. One of my all time fav Dave bits.

[@glennarcher6]

His delivery of that line is classic Dave He didn't have that kind of delivery in 'the closer'

[@chrishernandez3473]

Seriously, I watch it about once a month. Classic

[@ernstthalmann4306]

It's truly a jarring line I laughed hard first time i heard it 🤣 💀 😂 legendary 😂 🤣 💀 😆 🙌

[@ocan1033]

Best line in the whole thing. Defiantly Dave Chappelle.

[@xihuantiyu]

That line is gold

[@sarahborders2348]

Had to revisit this when the two brothers hired by Juicy to attack him came out with their story 🤣

[@veronicagallo2624]

same here 🤣🤣

[@GregOrCreg]

I hope Dave does a follow-up.

[@Felground]

Same😂

[@crater044]

"I gave him a noogie." *DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES* 🤣🤣🤣

[@yomommashaus]

@@crater044 omg like Korean Manhwa lmao i never not laugh at the intensifies

[@bigtymerebfan]

This joke is more famous than Jussie Smollet ever was or ever will be.

[@lkcdarzadix6216]

You mean Juicy

[@MutarFuqueer]

LOL, damn Frenchman!

[@Afrimusican]

Faxx.

[@adryanredbeard699]

bigtymerebfan Yet everyone keeps talking about Juicy I think his plan worked 😁

[@N3ZYorK]

Your 400th like for speaking the truthXD

[@45-Lampkin-Lane]

Man this dude has always taken my mind off the bullshit and replaced it with laughter. Without fail. Much love Dave Chappelle

[@a.j.8004]

he is a national treasure for sure!!!

[@GJLCreativeStudios]

what do you mean? He's joking about the BS you're referring to.

[@michaelangeloright704]

Comedy Genius. Lmao thank you Dave Chappell

[@JdoubleU1222]

@@GJLCreativeStudios He's making fun of a lying P.O.S. that got caught trying to frame Trump supporters and having it blow up spectacularly in his face. Understand?

[@Cj-hj6rm]

FACTS Glad he's back

[@exoticclegend1524]

"Subway............SANDWICHES!" That line kills me every time lol

[@Ash_G]

An Irish court even ruled that Subway bread is not bread. Hoax upon hoax.

[@kamire6559]

Same 😂

[@t.d4143]

Nope ....eggssss 🤧🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BrianSmith-yq7ys]

Last time I ate subway I got physically ill never again

[@Warfarenuggetz]

Yes i am dead rolling at that!

[@georgecoletraintv]

The “It sounds like something that I would say” is one of his best delivered lines of his career. the timing and inflection is sooo good. it kills me everytime 😂

[@lavielemond]

VERY eloquently put, George...of all of the phenomenal lines in this 'bit' by DC, the "it sounds like something that I would say" is ALWAYS the part that also gets me the most!! PS. Edit due to my damn 'auto-correct'...!!

[@mikeymodrau2478]

"If you were racist and homophobic you wouldnt even be watching empire" Dave Chappelle facts!! So true 😂😂

[@barbee0715]

haha-that was funny. That's actually what I was thinking when I first caught this on the news.

[@mikeymodrau2478]

I know right...! also anther good point dave uses is the noose. Who even owns rope anymore ?? 😂😂

[@guydutoit61]

“It’s not how white people talk... It sounds like something .. that I WOULD SAY” fuck I can’t stop laughing at this whole series

[@ayejay8862]

That actually is not true. Many homophobes are gay. And racists have always been entertained by black people. So much for that silly theory. Next....

[@SpockvsEgon]

@@ayejay8862the homophobes watch gay porn, not dramas.

[@zenmasterwannabe]

Chappelle. Never the kind of guy to leave out them Jussie details.

[@zenmasterwannabe]

@Bort Stimpton I left that one for you my man. You're welcome. 👍

[@madscientistshusta]

*Knee slaps*

[@FeyTheBin]

And of course, the Grench actor's story was empirically false.

[@hephzibah8854]

Lol

[@lew3034]

Bort Stimpton 😂👌🏾

[@tonykavanagh9764]

The delivery of each punchline is a pure masterclass, audience hanging on his every word. Genius.

[@MrOuchiez]

The tag hits over and over, never once ceasing impact. Pure brilliance

[@sarahholland2600]

Natural, instant audience rapport & perfect comedy timing.

[@Skyguy243]

P p

[@skoto8219]

The punchline that would've justified the entire bit even if everything up till then was only half as funny as it was. Incredible

[@emil7088]

"find out where Kanye West was last night" so good lmfao

[@samuelthomas4590]

Justice for juicy kills me every time lmaoo

[@heygoodbyee]

It’s the fist pump for me lmaoo

[@roe6075]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gusvonstupen1897]

The prosecution needs to show this in their closing arguments.

[@HavocMaster]

Why 26 and one half million people on this video alone seen it. LOL

[@Philo-ul2uq]

Case closed

[@dianegron]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@MrVariant]

lol grifter Juicy wouldn't let the prosecutor say the n-word reading his texts, "out of respect to black people".

[@LightStreak567]

@@MrVariant Funny that he said "out of respect for black people" when he is willing to throw his hired help, who ARE black men, under the bus to save his skin.

[@rebekahshipp3624]

The way he emphasizes "clearly lying" always cracks me up 🤣

[@sunnytoppo7466]

Was looking for this comment. C L E A R L Y LYING😭😭😭😭

[@Adderallyall]

I rewatched that part 100 times!! It’s so funny!!

[@leahg3926]

Yes!!

[@seanlynch8084]

And the part where he pauses and says "it sounds like something.......I WOULD say"...... pure comedic gold!

[@Bluelightcheaphotel]

@@seanlynch8084 my favorite too. Amazing timing

[@Luke-xi2pq]

"He is gay and he is black, not just French.", I can't stop laughing!

[@KarlashaTheSpiritHealer]

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[@Yautah]

I'm french and black, we don't claim him.

[@defencebangladesh4068]

😂😂👌

[@Meth24096]

I'm french too but obviously the part of him being french is a joke (he is american from an american mother and a polish father) ... the thing is that I don't understand that one, is there a cliché about french that could explain the joke ?

[@Luke-xi2pq]

@@Meth24096 Americans love the Frenchies, but we give them and their accents a hard time cause they are all gooey and... Well cause their French, lol! I bet you guys also like to joke about American stereotypes and voices all the time but is obviously of lighthearted humor, not out of insult.

[@markl5562]

He kicked 95% of Hollywood in the nuts with this bit pointing out how predictably gullible they were latching onto the idea that JS was telling the truth

[@tomoth77]

As soon as I heard the story I knew ot was fake. Bleach freezes at that temperature. And as chappelle said white racists don't watch empire.

[@cspan1993]

no he didn't.

[@markl5562]

@@cspan1993 How do you figure he didn't? He explicitly cites how many show business celebrities jumped right on the Justice for Jussie bandwagon. Am I telling you something you didn't notice yourself?

[@cspan1993]

@@markl5562 it's not that deep. you took all of that from a story in a comedy bit? seek help.

[@markl5562]

@@cspan1993 You're not too bright, eh? Re-watch the segment --- DC called out the Hollywood nincompoops who didn't stop for one split second to assess the validity of Smollet's claims before hitching their wagons to him

[@califinn]

"It sounds like something...that I WOULD SAY." best delivery ever

[@kevinconnor2888]

You can see him fighting a smile right before he says it because he knows it's hilarious.

[@ryanurban1]

Yeah. Just perfect. Killer line, perfect delivery.

[@CJLOVE23]

I agree.. Absolutely best delivery ever!

[@vinnikodiak4779]

I can't stop replaying it. He captured lightening in a bottle with that line.

[@hoyit]

It’s the funniest thing he could’ve said there. Like he’s needlessly admitting that he can be an insensitive a-hole that can’t help himself. It’s so funny 😂

[@ABG8090]

This right here is a masterclass in storytelling, acting, writing, pacing, and truth telling. I have seen this clip more than 20 times and Im just in awe of his craft.

[@fellowdanbarber3323]

Man, you don't talk like that. LOL

[@ABG8090]

@@fellowdanbarber3323 not sure what you mean. 🙃

[@pleaseNthanx]

ABSOLUTELY!!!!!

[@Notreallyme377]

So true.

[@ladyhawke7034]

I really never considered comedy a real craft until I listened to him. You are absolutely correct. It's hard work, and it takes years to hone the craft .

[@charlesblack9959]

From the moment he said "Juicy Smooyay" Jussie would never have respect on his name again. He is "Juicy Smooyay" forever now.

[@nohmadinc]

Charles Black Facts!!!!!!

[@patrichewill5403]

Smoulliet

[@arayadenise8745]

oh no😥😂😂😂😂

[@251Trioxin]

Fasho!

[@iroznewr]

smoo-lee-yay 😂

[@MJHdesproj]

I honestly feel like this is his single most brilliant bit - not only does it multiple layers of running jokes overlaps - it continually evolves to the point you completely forget it started as a joke about identity by stressing him being French - and ends up a joke about six different topics entirely. It’s crazy how much is packed into that less than 5 minutes…

[@Squiffy1025]

As a guy who lived in Chicago at the time, him being found guilty makes me feel good. He made everyone who lives in Chicago look like a bunch of assholes.

[@CJLOVE23]

So proud of Chicago!

[@jacknesty1691]

Yeah Chicago has assholes but not anymore than its fair share. I was shocked at how nice people were.

[@3star2nr]

@@z0ee996 Y'all are though but the pizza is fire

[@3star2nr]

@Kumar Ankit i don't give a fuck its delicious

[@MikeNaples]

I can say this. I have a newfound respect for Chicagoans and don't think those who live there look like bunch of a-holes. The people of Chicago prosecuted this fraudster and found him guilty.

[@AI-tc8fv]

*"We were supporting him with our silence"* 😭😂😂 true AF!

[@xmochix604]

I love that you guys supported him... in silence 🤣🤣🤣

[@branbranshenanigans1693]

We didn’t believe shit he said !!

[@atrainofthought99]

Brandi Mims me either! I’m glad we don’t! Justice for Juicy 😂😂😂 lmao This is MAGA country in Dave’s Nigerian accent had me roflmao

[@loveyamungo9064]

EXACTLY!

[@daviekuklatv]

justice for juicey lol .... although i never ever knew the klan had a chicago chapter...... They sure it wasent Al Bundy and the no maam crew?

[@erenjaeger3537]

Being roasted by Dave Chappelle will always be Jussie’s greatest accomplishment.

[@mayhemjr.803]

"Justice for Juicy!....Justice for Juicy!!🤣😂😂😂🤣

[@ninamartinez5171]

I don't know about that ? The juries are done deliberating a verdict is going to come out he is an actor after all we're about to find out how good his acting was during his trial ? i certainly don't believe him i definitely don't respect him an regardless of weather he's found guilty or not ? he's a low life who has made it horrible for real victims of hate crimes ? of course he's hollywood and they tend to have a different set of rules then all the rest of us ? they need to seriously make an example out of jussie Smollett, for lying an deceiving so many . They found him guilty hallelujah thank you Jesus, please i pray to God almighty that they make an example so that the next lying deceitful hypocrites will think twice before making up such a senseless horrible story about being attacked when clearly it never happened ? i actually fell victim because i stupidly believed him when it first happened I am guilty for believing him

[@reroutedsoul1753]

whenever I see the name Jussie, I immediately say juicy

[@marcusaurelius8717]

​@@ninamartinez5171 you're an idiot for believing that story then. I bet you believe in Santa to.

[@cool_cat007smoove]

Indeed 👍

[@Andrea1542]

I always keep coming back to this. I've seen it a hundred times, I know all the jokes and punchlines, but it's still hilarious every time.

[@izzyslizzy11]

its a good laugh every time I need one lmao

[@Evil_Befall]

Same here

[@karens1156]

Same here 😂

[@voshtt]

The algo calls to us all,

[@antitoxic2302]

😅😅 Same here.. Dave is GOAT

[@nik4546]

Imagine being such a successful comedian that your joke becomes more popular than the person you're making fun of

[@NeuroNinjaAlexander]

Lmao for real though! I type in the guy's name looking for this joke and it's the first option. No searching or nothing. Beautiful 😂

[@garlandvincent3742]

Keeping it real and funny only Dave can do

[@Sponge420]

Great comment,was gonna like this but 420

[@bashirsheikh7322]

imagine being a gay dude and being named juicy where his parents fucking physic

[@bashirsheikh7322]

@Sir Soy Gato the Second juicy those that sound straight

[@julioguanipa7932]

"Subway??? Sandwiches?? " He killed me with that line 😂😂😂

[@SCU3A_S7EVE]

Subway? 🤔 Sandwiches?! 🧐

[@romanmcghee600]

I know right...too funny

[@elrickpenn]

... Flatlined ...

[@mandybellep230]

Was thinking the same his expressions alone crack me up 🤣🤣

[@kentcthahauler5354]

I dont know why I lost it at that Sandwiches!!😂😂😂

[@NorrisJohnsonii]

Dude the crowds reaction as everyone is realizing who he’s talking about is beyond hilarious!!!!!

[@user-zy9yg2eu5t]

Due the cloww reactoo whee he reealiiisin who hee talkin bow eh beeyyooo hilaarino

[@Cultural_Supremacist]

@@user-zy9yg2eu5t uhhhh.... whut?

[@Sabza015]

@@user-zy9yg2eu5t ?

[@user-zy9yg2eu5t]

@@Sabza015 anon?

[@OPgrits]

@@user-zy9yg2eu5t ?

[@jackbauer8498]

It was 2 am ok - 16 degrees alllllllright !!!! 😅😅😅😅

[@grifballa]

Jussie's story is a perfect example of why you don't let actors write the script...

[@kenrickkahn]

NAILED IT

[@georgeshibley9529]

damn. on point

[@cblackmanrun]

😂😂

[@brianschwatka3655]

so stealing that.

[@realUlfricStormcloak]

@@brianschwatka3655 I'll take that as a confession 👮

[@timpower4922]

As a white dude living in that area at the time, it was literally -16 degrees. Nobody went outside. Especially for sandwiches.

[@GreenGlo1991]

Especially from SUBWAY

[@nicolascaballero1320]

And especially not with a MAGA hat on, unless you’re suicidal.

[@kevinconnor2888]

@@nicolascaballero1320 I have lived in Chicago since before Trump began his political rise, and I have not seen one MAGA hat the entire time. Not one. And if you're gonna find one anywhere, it's definitely not gonna be in that neighborhood.

[@elijah8011]

Tim Power yeah me too

[@SonnyJCrockett84]

@@nicolascaballero1320 why suicidal?

[@ussliberty109]

The most unbelievable part of Juicy's story was that two MAGA hat wearing, rope carrying, white dudes watched Empire and recognized him in the dark.

[@WillAnderson3rd]

In Chicago

[@inalavalamp]

@@WillAnderson3rd In the dead of winter

[@jandavis5403]

Who carries bleach at 2am ?

[@TruckTaxiMoveIt]

And yet some people still believe it SMH

[@vivisect53]

I live in Chicago and have honestly never actually seen a Maga hat in person. Just between that part and the neighborhood he was in, that was enough to know it was bullshit when it was on the news a few hours after it didn't happen.

[@christophervalentin1486]

“Subway……….SANDWICHES” kills me every time

[@tylerwedell3750]

When he's impersonating the cop taking the police report i died of laughter.

[@deoxal7947]

Dave is pretty funny but I rarely laugh out loud but when he said, find out where Kanye was I started wheezing.

[@HarrisonCountyStudio]

Chappell does the best ‘non-threatening, Middle American, white guy’ impersonation.

[@ryanduksa5202]

May you rest in peace

[@LR-vg4et]

same

[@LR-vg4et]

@@deoxal7947 🙋‍♀️

[@thehopeofeden597]

It is a testament to how long this year has been that I completely forgot about Jussie Smollett.

[@webstar118]

Was that this year 😳

[@scrapplesamwich7910]

Yes it was to distract you sheep in America so they can do other things while you're paying attention to something else.

[@dnlaqkl2412]

@@scrapplesamwich7910 The American DREAM. The idiots here cannot decipher truth from lie. The news has turned the general population into morons. Nobody understands.

[@b_uppy]

@Juud Chimaoge #WalkAway

[@walkaway6353]

@Juud Chimaoge TRUMP !!! Standing on the neck of LibRETARDed DEMONrats since 2016 ! And wont get off till 2024!!! Suck it up "snowflake".

[@arammeraz4269]

“That doesn’t sound like something white people would say, that sounds like something *I* would say!” That part had me dead lmao

[@gurgamous]

me too hahaha

[@riripari2042]

Hearing it made me think it was something a black person would say, especially after playing the statement in my head with the actual hired guy's accents. This coming from a black woman of course.

[@420DêvîlDøgg]

Aram Meraz that’s when he scored my like lmfao!

[@tandekangoma5715]

😂😂😂😂

[@Rahab111222]

Jussie Smollet and Colon Kapernick want everyone to think the KKK are still out and about on sheet covered horses hogtying black people. They have a very twisted and exaggerated view of America. They probably think Clayton Bigsby was a real Klansman.

[@natemyers4946]

Came back to this after an appeals court upheld his conviction 😂😂

[@AEMoreira81]

Because they understood that this n***a was CLEARLY LYING!

[@NevaG2190]

Same 😂

[@TX.SpaceCowboy]

This special IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED RN. Dave is a legend

[@goodtogrow7774]

Absofuknlutely

[@udahfickt]

Damn straight laughter in a time of pain well of triggerings. This shit was hufuckinlarious. Imma have to watch the whole show

[@dtbristol]

This got a zero on Rotten Tomatoes! Of course they didn't have reviews from the general public.

[@Five_31]

legit

[@tremblence]

In the case of Juicy, I'd say skip the BirdShot and go with BuckShot all day!

[@monkeyboybaker_uk]

When he said “it sounds like something that I would say” I nearly fell off my chair 🤣

[@mfetzer1]

Yeah that s*** took a surprise turn when he said that I was dying!!

[@ccrider7047]

The “pause” lol it’s what throws it off!

[@shawnhaq8955]

His punchlines are so unpredictable.

[@superdave8248]

I was curious so I looked it up. Jussie Smollet hasn't been in a movie since this all went down. And if it wasn't for his role in Empire he would have been out of work since 2017. His name is so toxic in Hollywood now that even the woke left won't touch him.

[@trevertravis8963]

@@superdave8248 was he even in a movie before that happened?

[@CEJRAID]

I can’t even begin to express how simple and brilliant this joke is. The mispronunciation of his name makes the whole bit so much funnier than it initially would have been.

[@michaelfleming1223]

I just laughed harder now that I know he mispronounced his name

[@guardiancologne9034]

Had to to avoid slander i think

[@jean-paulmoreau7178]

john asshat_ 100% agree w/u. And the fact that he cals him a French actor is sooooo hilarious as opposed to being Canadian. It makes all the difference in the world.

[@uchibenkei]

@@jean-paulmoreau7178 why would he say Juicy is Canadian?

[@jean-paulmoreau7178]

@@uchibenkei because it's feeding into the negative stereotype of a pretentious feminine sounding name for Chapelles populist audience...

[@Crookqt]

"Black people never felt sorry for the police, but this time we even felt sorry for the police." Martyrdome

[@doublep1980]

The part with the cop taking Juicy´s statement is killing me every time. "So you where out at night,walking?" "Subway?" *"SANDWICHES?!"* P.S. This whole bit aged like fine wine after Juicy's trial & conviction, didn't it?

[@mfinn5146]

Makes me think Juicy was hoping to get an endorsement deal. Someone has to be the new Jarod.

[@regancopple4085]

"Okay, what did they have on?" "MAGA HATS!" MAGA hats on, in Chicago?" "Excuse me one second, Mr. Smollett." "Frank, come here for a second." "Find out where Kanye West was last night."

[@webstar118]

I only listen to hear him say "SANDWICHES"

[@zeffery101]

He was actually going to Walgreens but it was closed so he went to Subway for a *SALAD* which is actually worse

[@Josh2DaBeckett]

“MAGA HATS???!!!”

[@miscellaneousstuff8362]

we were supporting him with our silence, because we undestood he was clearly lying.. that was my favorite bit

[@SomeBaldDude]

Subway?!.... SANDWHICHES???!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamsstaylor2348]

Miscellaneous Stuff black guy was okay with 2 white people going to jail for being racist and ruining life’s.... that’s what nbc and twitter and Reddit has brought this world to... blacks pile up dead...#freekodak right ?

[@Seekpeace66]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@vevebertrand254]

@@jamsstaylor2348 but he didn't say two white people atracked him. He said two trump supporters. Also they were black. Plus there's plenty of black people that are in jail because they were falsely accused by white people and the police go search for the nearest nigga.

[@rn6710]

Except many prominent black voices did support him long after it was clear that he was lying.

[@Dky640]

This is why Dave Chappelle is a legend. Shutdown Juicy’s defense more then the Chicago prosecutors could.

[@mser3232]

There was no defense it's called common sense

[@michaelneilson2120]

P

[@abravesman64]

Dky640 Only goes to show how dumb you are and how Dave played you. He knew Smollett was lying all along, yet didn’t say a peep about it until “after” Smollett was already exposed. Dave then comes out with this skit about all of it to make a joke about it and smooth things over.

[@Dky640]

Brett Jameson haha smooth it over sure dumb one.

[@Djeispark]

@@abravesman64 *WOW. That went so far over your head it has landed on the Moon. Talk about "It only goes to show how dumb you are", Followed by THE dumbest thing I've heard all day. Great typed demonstration there, kiddo.*

[@danrodrigues3531]

I never get tired of this bit. I can't count how many times I've watched it...

[@Wonderland1865]

Same 😂

[@JJ-sq3jj]

When he says “that sounds like something... that I would say” I lose my shit every time

[@RJNumber45]

LMAO! .... same here

[@black_iraq_warveteran150]

Lol me too

[@TiTi-pm4my]

Same!! Ugh, I missed Dave so much. Hilarious!

[@Dreamformeable]

Not to play smart or anything, but it was kind of obvious he will say that. I knew he will say that line when he said "it's sound like something". Still funny though

[@BourneFreeATL]

@Sudden Arrival Racism comes from white people... it's at the foundation of everything they cherish in this world. Don't believe me?... count how many white people Dave left scratching their heads after his 8:46 show.

[@COLORBLASTER]

Dave Chappelle: "When Keeping it Real Goes Right"

[@cancergirl2006]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adisabey11]

All day long

[@Wallflower381]

Exactly!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@charlestonrezz5188]

Amen!!!!

[@chrisgrissom3610]

🏆🏆🏆

[@pmwiky]

Dave reduced Jussie's whole career to a punchline in a special. 🤣

[@manclass3]

Even the judge said it😂 i know he was ref to dave

[@jackquentin1950]

A well-deserved punchline for a clown

[@williammunny9916]

*_John 10.17 “Therefore My Father loves Me, because I lay down My life that I may take it again. 18 No one takes it from Me, but I lay it down of Myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This command I have received from My Father.”_* _Jesus Christ loves you. Only Jesus Christ saves. Repent and be saved. God bless you, and the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you and your family._ --

[@Itswateva]

Right this will b the height of his career

[@andreas956]

It was actually Juicy smoliet who reduced his own promising career to a punchline in a special.

[@omalley5196]

This is one of the absolute best few minutes of comedy. He put this all together in such a unique and hilarious way!

[@626Pennywise]

A year later and "Justice for Juicy" is still freaking hysterical

[@lavielemond]

How awesome is it?! And as usual with Chappelle, it's not just the quality jokes but the timing & the tone with which he says everything...

[@gerhardvaneeden5615]

@@lavielemond How true! It's the first time I've seen Dave perform (sad, I know), and I'm already a fan, and mostly for those two reasons. Brilliant timing.

[@LinkMcStink]

Though, it's weird that Dave cared about the facts of the Smollett case but not the George Floyd case. 👀

[@androgynousmaggot9389]

@@LinkMcStink right? Seems facts aren't important anymore,as more important is circlejerking and pat ourselves on the back how much"white man bad" we can repeat...

[@tolkienblack]

SirGarforth what facts about the George Floyd situation did he not care about?

[@Saturdayz_In_The_Fall]

I love how the crowd laughed when they realized who he was talking about. That’s basically all of America laughing in Juicy’s face 😂😂😂😂

[@Saturdayz_In_The_Fall]

@@z0ee996 yesss 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dxtesen8380]

Goosie Smellit cooked! 🤣🤣🤣

[@DAGATHire]

@@z0ee996 Its rubbish

[@shenbeuv2616]

@@DAGATHire juicy smolley fan

[@DAGATHire]

@@shenbeuv2616 haha NO NO! im no fan of juicy. But the video link here is amateur shite. neither funny nor well made. Its rubbish, Deal with it.

[@aurawarrior1367]

“Find out where Kanye west was last night” lol

[@harley5571]

I applaud Dave Chapelle for continuing to be himself. Laughter is a great medicine.

[@jamesanderson6373]

*Chappelle

[@jesusjones1024]

"In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act". -George Orwell

[@PetterNe]

Beautiful quote, friend, and far too reflective of today.

[@dawb86]

Prophets don’t give us messages delivered from above. They’re simply telling us the truth in a world full of lies and most don’t believe them until it’s too late. Not a quote, I freestyled that one. 😁

[@AlteraLin]

"Don't Run with scissors" - Elbert Einstein

[@michaelwilson5114]

"I drank what?" - Socrates

[@dawb86]

"Who let the dogs out?" - Baha Men, 1998 (Since the rest of y'all just want to be dumb lol)

[@bencole5793]

"MAGA hats? MAGA hats in Chicago? Frank, come over here for a second. Find out where Kayne West was last night." The entire bit was comedy gold, but love the ending.

[@JooJooShrimp]

I don't understand it please explain it to me

[@bencole5793]

@@JooJooShrimp Kanye was raised in Chicago and is a famous Trump supporter.

[@christianburk4133]

I love when he says you left the house at 2am it’s minus 16 degrees, you were walking all right. Haha. The faces he makes are hilarious

[@highmoves9386]

There is more when he goes into the Nigerians. That is the true ending. I wish it was included

[@calisongbird]

Ben Cole *Kanye

[@XYZ-bi9eb]

this monologue never gets old will be remembered as one of Dave's best. his jokes about juicy and timing are perfect.

[@Luke101]

This is one of his best bits ever 😂 “Subway…. SANDWICHES!?”

[@Ed-sh8jt]

why would rich guy walk at 2AM in -16 degrees weather to go buy a subway sandwich

[@keenanicole23]

Is Subway even open at 2AM? Lol.

[@malcdogg412]

Kills me every single time

[@JL-uo1di]

Well now he is out so eat it. He was convicted, alright, but 5 months and 30 months of probabation, yet the guys who stormed the capitol hill get 75 days, that is some BS system, not justice.

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@JL-uo1di are you a bot ?

[@alysham519]

LMAO the disbelief in his voice when he says "SANDWICHES" 😂

[@materialclassified]

Even funnier and you don't hear about it. kzbin.info/www/bejne/ioC8ipWlgadpfNE

[@TheDentistexe]

I laughed so hard 🤣 subway... SANDWICHES?

[@zo_leo8401]

As a police officer who takes a ton of bullshit reports from people you can tell are lying this is 1000% how we would have said it lol

[@nahtesalinas1917]

I like how his head tilts to the side like "alright". 😄😄😄

[@black_iraq_warveteran150]

Lol classic shit

[@sstaners1234]

“You left your house around 2am…its -16 degrees out. And then? Walking? …mmmm’okay. And where were you going? SUBWAY? SANDWICHES?!?!?” That part kills me every time. 😂

[@lisalafayette]

That part 'strains' my stomach muscles from laughing so hard!! 🤣😂🤣

[@kenyabee186]

It was the “find out where Kanye West was last night” for me🤣🤣🤣💀 LMAOOO that was a good one

[@Langkowski]

When you're addicted to subway sandwiches, you're addicted.

[@CopperSkinnedMamii]

💀🤣🤣

[@misfitbrit1989]

"Frank, come here..." 😂😂😂

[@conanmcclanahan1069]

This is a strong contender for the greatest joke ever told! Just a master class in delivery!!

[@shadogen]

He couldn't get past calling Jussie a victim with a straight face.

[@robajohnson]

Neither could the crowd.

[@sushigimme]

@@robajohnson They knew, they knewww themselves that Juicy was full of crap 😂

[@hopehasnoplacehereabandona3068]

What up brotha from another mother......soul sista here😘😘

[@shadogen]

@@hopehasnoplacehereabandona3068 hey sis!!! I miss ya! Hope yall are doin alright!

[@Powerdriver777]

Everyone knew he was a liar except the gays

[@joshg2350]

“It sounds like something... that I would say!” I lost it 😂😂😂

[@P3T3R582]

Join the club my friend.

[@jcb3393]

THE funniest line in this amazingly hilarious bit.

[@josh77star]

jcb3393 facts

[@pcov7692]

😅😅😅

[@rnbmessiah]

Still laughing!

[@kirkapplewhaite4541]

No matter how many times I see this, I laugh hysterically. Absolute boss on the delivery.

[@scorptarget]

Same 😂😂

[@ZeWrAtH]

Same here xD

[@waltersilas1659]

It's the "smooyay" for me🤣🤣

[@6bt_str86]

Hard to depict how this second generation of his work is so damn goat stand up.

[@moejjoraisin6005]

Dave is FREAKIN' AWESOME!! This skit is HILARIOUS!!

[@degaulle30]

Probably one of the most perfect bits in history. It never falters for a second.

[@flh2o630]

His police impression when he was taking down notes was hilarious.

[@Pileven]

William Eleazar thats a dave classic! He even uses the same cop name “frank” as his old specials

[@DavidMyrmidon]

"Sandwiches?" 🤣

[@SayMy_User_Name]

William Eleazar frank.. find out where Kanye west was last night 😂

[@danimal097521]

@@SayMy_User_Name LOLOL I about fell over when he said that. LOLOL

[@Chris-hw4mq]

Daves police voice is best

[@DianeJessicaDollimontMcGrath]

I frickin' love Dave Chappelle! Justice for Juicy...I'm dying

[@markedgette5463]

What if people went around Chicago holding signs that said justice for juicy that would liberals over the edge.

[@orangemancometh]

I'd almost subscribe to leftist sh*thole Netflix just to watch this in its entirety. But I'll probably spend my money on a "Justice 4 Juicy" t-shirt.

[@nahtesalinas1917]

Poor Juicy!

[@mystichdx]

The slow-rising burn of this joke is absolutely legendary.

[@kara_mel.]

Slow-rising...that's the word👌

[@bryanspain8538]

That's why he's the greatest

[@MrHeftyFine]

"Justice for Juicy!" Gets me every time Bahahahaha

[@hanj31]

Even Charles Barkley said some things on inside the NBA that were pretty hilarious.

[@xziaah6j63kx9]

"gay and black not just FRENCH" hahahahahahaha dave is genius!

[@thomashauguel6811]

I must have watched this skit a thousand times by now... ...and it keeps getting funnier, every time I see it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017]

l love when he starts acting like the cop. Just hilarious.

[@rustyshackleford1785]

Dave's delivery is like aged wine that shit just gets better and better, respect!

[@gladiusgladiusvinicius2664]

Finaly back

[@lostinthesaucetv8706]

@@gladiusgladiusvinicius2664 he never left he performed underground but I agree mainstream glad he back in the spotlight

[@lampini]

That sounds like something.......THAT I WOULD SAY

[@KPater-mf4je]

The man's sharp as a tack and his timing is on point as always xD The only stand-up comedian I've been watching consistently since I was 13 years old. I could listen to this man read out his grocery list and I'd fall of my chair from laughter.

[@rustyshackleford1785]

@@KPater-mf4je Agreed, Dave's standup was good along time ago,now he's really seasoned and full of wisdom in my opinion!

[@zoraster3749]

“... you left the house at 2am... it’s minus sixteen degrees.” “You were walking... allrriigghhtt.” “You were going to subway... sandwiches?!?” 😂

[@abbeysomethingnormal7830]

“Find out where Kanye was last night 😂😆

[@angeliparraguirre7329]

🤣🤣

[@quantumleap359]

I don't give a shit how many jokes Dave steals. There is no one who can deliver a joke lile Dave Chappelle! I am so glad he gave Smellet both barrels. That asshole deserves every joke about him.

[@getmoney1st312]

Lmao cause he could’ve been going the to train ! 😂😂 !

[@pearlejam7115]

@@quantumleap359 it's true. And he puts together what we were all thinking in a nice bunch. Subway is open at 2am? Who the fuck knew that? And why? 🤣😂 again in CHICAGO. it's definitely the delivery

[@astroman30]

"Minus 16 degrees. You were walking?!?! Okkaaaaaay."

[@aztn19]

At 2 in the morning...for Subway sandwiches...allllllllllright

[@masterDarts4188]

@@aztn19 Despite the fact that he was a celebrity worked on a show that paid him hundreds of thousands of dollars a month and was staying in a 5 star hotel. You'd think he'd just order takeout or drive one of his many cars. 🤦

[@FateGathersStudios]

@@masterDarts4188 You think the guy actually drove anywhere? Any video out there shows him getting escorted out... Subway sandwiches lmfao, this dude hasn't had to get anything for himself for a few years now..

[@theartofwar7806]

@@masterDarts4188 It's 2AM, how about some Ramen Noodes or Mac n' cheese?

[@ultimatemeepo]

@@theartofwar7806 More like its 2am who the fuck is walking in chicago for anything

[@Globalizmas-Keiksmazodis]

Dave disowned Juicy on behalf of entire black community

[@92godswill]

Had to come back and watch this now that "Juicy" has been indicted. 😂😂

[@WhistleTeets85]

Me too 😆

[@MrLouBomber]

Lol yep

[@Alylonglegs]

That part

[@jaypainespotter]

Haha, so funny 🤣

[@briantravelman]

Yeah I clicked on "Juicy Smoliet Inditement" and it brought me here

[@RVII]

"Justice for Juicy" still kills me every single time 😂🤣😂🤣

[@MarieAmicalola]

Never fails

[@RUTHLESSambition5]

This nicca was clearly lying😂😂😂

[@davidanthony7935]

Every single God dam time! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@reiil4785]

his "white man" voice is just .. priceless

[@kellyc4975]

Facts!!!!

[@pumpkinseeds8990]

Reii Layy white man voice is so proper

[@mattlevine5662]

Eddie Murphy did it first

[@Hyperion856]

Sometimes sounds like Obama to me sometimes

[@milton5417]

I’m pretty sure the audience paid a price for the entrance.

[@stephaniel9545]

I still remember watching this for the first time when it was first released on Netflix and once he said “Juicy Smollelay” I lost it 🤣

[@anthonyw9129]

Dave Chappelle is Awesome the media can say what they want but he's telling the truth

[@missireason8998]

Just as Jack Nicholson yelled it... "You can't handle the truth!"

[@gubbins3356]

Facts are facts!

[@khall4573]

TRUTH!

[@josevalladolid4677]

Thats why the media hate him.. But he Is awsome..

[@Sixstringman]

The media's all too predictable response is even waking up a few normies.

[@adamcollins8907]

"Find out where Kanye West was last night" lmao almost died

[@ReaperDuck1982]

Shit had me dyin.

[@richardhodge4347]

I didnt even see that coming lmao I almost pissed myself hahaha

[@arethawalker1724]

Brilliant!!!!🤣

[@mack-zx5hw]

funniest shit 😭😂😂

[@cigma6250]

I didn't get that i guess im not keeping tabs enough on kanye west

[@generalsub7]

Juicy was found guilty today for hiring the culprits lmao. Dave is a genius

[@icalotdonthide2646]

I just don't understand WHY he did it, it makes no sense.

[@makkilatte6288]

@@icalotdonthide2646 publicity stunt maybe

[@thomasmitchell4128]

@@icalotdonthide2646 for the victim points. They're currency in western society especially in Hollywood and on social media.

[@garden0fstone736]

@@icalotdonthide2646 so he can spin a career off being the victim, score a few documentaries, write a book, get more tv deals, start a go fund me lol

[@roharbaconmoo]

@@icalotdonthide2646 same reason so many others are faking hate crimes Can’t keep up with the Democrats demand, so people have been faking for over a decade

[@GIBBO4182]

“Justice for Juicy!” 😂

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

He'll always be Juicy Smooyay from now on.

[@poolq422]

Because Dave said it! #🐐

[@yonatanalem9343]

Juicy Fruit Smoothie

[@elat9635]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Savagemister]

@@yonatanalem9343 I figured his middle name would be "Fruit" lol. Nice one.

[@oliveoil3917]

Mate his dms are on fire

[@LexaTerrestrialx]

this joke was so well put together, it got even better and better towards the end. "who carries around a rope as a weapon? What year is it 1850?"

[@danielkokal8819]

it wasnt even a rope..... it was a clothesline !!!!

[@jeremyzawaski3113]

@@MSBKIRKLAND joey diaz is 100 percent the best story teller of all time

[@franciscirasunda1838]

No it wasn't.. it sucked and I don't like it!

[@kilogmatt]

@@jeremyzawaski3113 if it weren't for his crazy insane experiences though would he be a good storyteller? Joey Diaz lying would basically be Bert Kreischer and I couldn't tolerate that guy telling a story the length of a children's book.

[@MrBlueTimes]

I love the video where the police in his apartment asked Juicy if he would like to take the twine off.. LMAO. Dumbass had a sweater on underneath the Sting necklace. -17 degrees and not wearing a coat but sweater?

[@lifemusic1980]

People were still trying to defend Juicy until this Special came out, and then you never heard a single peep afterwards. Thank god for Dave Chappelle. Lol

[@alkatraz706]

Yesss.. i love how dave shut them all up

[@Oziefox]

So this happened before they figured all, right?

[@lifemusic1980]

@@Oziefox Yeah this was right after it happened and everyone knew he was lying but a few people were still defending him. I mean, the Chicago Police Department isn't exactly sqeaky clean, but it was pretty obvious to most. 🤣

[@Boogy816]

Please...a lot of us already knew that story was bs

[@lifemusic1980]

@@Boogy816 yeah mostly everyone, but there were some people who couldn't back track. Anyway, brilliant stand-up.

[@mickev1020]

Subway?!? Sandwiches?!? That line was so underrated.

[@derekweinerttv4163]

Not really everyone laughed really hard and a bunch of people are quoting it in this very comment section

[@SR-vl6ql]

Underrated? Exactly who’s doing the rating? Stupid.

[@skachor]

@@SR-vl6ql rotten tomatoes?

[@DS-wk1kn]

Why are there always the "underrated" comments? I don't get it.

[@iqless7313]

I don't even understand why him asking "sandwiches??!" so surprisedly is so funny, but it is...

[@seesidesummerhouse6112]

I will never stop laughing at “Subway?.. SANDWICHES!??” lmao

[@stephengreico2810]

Same cracking up for days

[@mcfireballs3491]

This is my standard lingo when someone says the word subway 😂 SANDWICHES?

[@stepitup25]

I had this exact quote pop in my head recently, and I couldn’t remember who said it until I saw a recent video of the Smollett case and it clicked. lolll

[@Earl_E_Burd]

Right next to the lines from Half-Baked

[@F15ElectricEagle]

Subway should have taken advantage of the situation by naming a sandwich after him. "The Juicy Sommelier" - It's available only in Subways located in Chicago and after 2:00AM.

[@kirkhutchins4989]

Now this is the Dave Chappelle I remember. Comedic gold!!

[@kochise1119]

I think it was taking a while for him to get back in his groove after his hiatus.

[@angelamendieta4110]

I don't know he is still off the mark for me... and I love me some Dave...

[@kirkhutchins4989]

Don't think he'll ever be back to his old form. But he's an amazing story teller and he's got wisdom now to help his routine. He's still a better comic than most of them out their atm. Too many of them are to scared to be edgy, and just follow the PC/SJW parameters, which isn't funny at all!

[@stefanagha3248]

He’s better than ever! Distinguished now.

[@ByGraceThroughFaith777]

yet is has 0% at Rotten Tomatoes...

[@ciscocabral9890]

The way Chapelle says “sandwhichh” gets me every time: “Just fix ‘‘em a sandwhichh” “Subway??? Sandwhichhes?!?!” 😅

[@skyatollah2skyharder276]

Who the fuck spells sandwich with 2 hs?

[@vincecastro7145]

"You left the house at 2am..It's minus 16 degrees" lol

[@1headphoneguy]

Vince Castro not to mention at the time there was a deep chilled polar vortex rolling over Chicago

[@daimonmarioperez9501]

@@1headphoneguy Then you say to yourself, I want a Subway sandwich....

[@yellowstatic]

Don’t forget, walking.. he was walking at 2am LOL..

[@mariokarter13]

Pretty sure the Polar Vortex got down to -30 in some areas.

[@ajjames1059]

There was NO crime in the city that day. You know it's cold when the corner drug dealers won't come outside😂😂😂

[@brucemanni7988]

When he said "maga hat!! Excuse me Mr Smollett, Frank come here! Find out where Kanye West was last night" I was dying with laughter

[@rashed4034]

Bruce Mannie I didn’t get that part

[@HumbledAnimeEnthusiast]

Rashed Kanye is from Chicago. And a trump supporter who is known for wearing his MAGA hat. “Maga hats!, in Chicago?” Get it? Kanye would be the only person in Chicago wearing a maga hat.

[@laverdad8915]

Oh shit!...sorry yall..NOW I GET IT. Chingao! LMAAAOOO

[@livibassy]

Man when the man said that bit Bruce I was lying on the floor face down man. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dave Chapelle you are the best brother. Don't ever be afraid. Keep it real brother. Nuff Respect man. 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇯🇲.

[@TheSlammurai]

I died when he said "this is MAGA country" in the Nigerian accent.

[@jasminemonroe5784]

February in Chicago is beyond cold at 2am, drug dealers are not even outside at that time. A lot of people who have common sense didn't believe this story.

[@strangebrew1231]

At the time this happened there was a historic arctic blast affecting Chicago too

[@leiladekwatro3147]

You know its bad when even drug dealers dont come out

[@mrsquishyboots]

some white chemist are thinking......-16f and bleach....hmmm

[@TheLisaGate]

It was a polar vortex that night. We got it in Ohio. Wind chill was close to -32. Nobody is out in that shit!

[@origamipein18]

I feel stupid for even believing that story. 😑

[@MaztRPwn]

"It sounds like something... that I would say!" 😂😂

[@kimone99]

‘What they didn’t understand is that we were supporting him…with our silence’. 💀💀💀😂. Such a potent statement I remember not saying a word, it just didn’t add up! The truth will always come to light. We love you Dave 🇨🇦!!

[@HovalisKai2]

People were talking about it at work and i kept my mouth shut

[@pythomas29]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@desertsn0wball]

I didn't really understand that part... It's like you have doubts about the whole thing but still support him anyway?

[@henryottis295]

Dave is a comedic genius, I just wish he would do an update ! He branded Juicy for life.

[@J-Hue]

@@desertsn0wball Yeah, the same way people turn a blind eye to racism in every institution in this society. Silent support. All we would've done is catch undo flak from the vocal majority anyway. Wasn't worth it. Just let the facts come out and smile as it plays out.

[@golperuano]

The guy obviously writes good material but his delivery is pure genius!

[@danmseattle975]

Dave Chappelle is a national treasure

[@dbergkampafc]

The best comedian around, so intelligent and articulate the way he does his stories

[@namastewellness]

golperuano like no other 😂

[@Silent_Shadow]

Daves delivery is what has always made him funny. 🐐