“And then I looked in the mirror, I caught my eye, and we both laughed”. Such a great line.
@Cantbuyathrill10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Cantbuyathrill10 ай бұрын
Bill kills every time
@Cantbuyathrill10 ай бұрын
"I fucking knew it!" I know that feeling.
@devinpaul902610 ай бұрын
I'd like to think that his reflection took a second or two to join in, and once it did it sounded a little hollow and sad. Bill leaves to do his show, his reflection watches him go in bland silence. Once he's gone it pours itself a stiff drink and starts to cry.
@iiPrr10 ай бұрын
Best thing in the video lmao
@JeffreyGillespie11 ай бұрын
My favorite thing about Bill is how he works **himself** up talking, and then gets more and more annoyed 😂
@robertcreighton463511 ай бұрын
The best 👌 😆 🤣
@Angelwrites11 ай бұрын
Foreal 😂 it’s the best
@wolvez272411 ай бұрын
he's one of the only people I've seen that can completely reenact stories with the full emotion of them
@billman211210 ай бұрын
Talent is few and far between now.
@lucasroche863910 ай бұрын
He plays the grumpy old man role brilliantly.
@GOINFINITI11 ай бұрын
Him and Chapelle - by far my most favourite stand up comedians. I also love his acting on TV
@createwithme222111 ай бұрын
Agree😂
@irandude165510 ай бұрын
Chapel used to be ok.
@ConcussedMisfit10 ай бұрын
Him and Chapelle - my two favourites by a long shot
@knowshowmusic10 ай бұрын
That’s because they are essentially the same antidote. I love them.
@katherenewedic80769 ай бұрын
whanwa
@vdd100111 ай бұрын
I need a 60 minute compilation of Bill Burr cuz he's outstanding, too funny and also too real, there's no BS with him
@emilywilson69611 ай бұрын
Just listen to his Monday morning podcast, it’s more than rants. But basically rants
@christinerobbins937610 ай бұрын
@@emilywilson696this! 😂
@ModishShrink10 ай бұрын
Somebody should tell this guy about his Netflix comedy specials
@davidl246910 ай бұрын
Except now he is married to a dumb very low class woke braindead woman and she has the leash
@anarcho-communist119 ай бұрын
I could listen to 60 minutes of him just telling one long story.
@TJSaw10 ай бұрын
“Nobody in the WNBA got covid.” The burn is legendary 🔥 🔥 🔥 😂
@y.x.n.g_6ix8 ай бұрын
this is my synoym bro yes i agree bro FROM PA
@tariqbatarseh63826 ай бұрын
Bulls eye
@Heathcoatman11 ай бұрын
Bill is the best. About once a year I watch 'The Philadelphia Incident", which no matter how many times I watch it, still cracks me up. Bill is a savage.
@Deontjie11 ай бұрын
Yep.
@panzfaust981211 ай бұрын
Legendary moment, risky af though.
@shadeitplease738311 ай бұрын
Yep one of my favorite moments ever I watch it occasionally too
@charlenejohnson3099 ай бұрын
REVENGE at its best!
@DonFelixGallardo8 ай бұрын
@@panzfaust9812why risky?
@mandeanraje23009 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is my favorite comedian because he’s a deeply creatively funny person. Whenever he speaks, you’re just like “who tf thinks like this 😂”. The difference between saying something funny and being funny. His brain is just a never ending special 😂.
@willmurray1518Ай бұрын
"Don't be a serial killer." Best throwaway comment in the bit.
@pauldegregorio643211 ай бұрын
He helps my southern wife understand her Bostonian husband. Cheaper & funnier than therapy.
@ajrebel64478 ай бұрын
Bill Burr has no idea of the all the good in the world he is doing! 😀
@VenturiLife2 ай бұрын
@@ajrebel6447 Comedian? Or therapist? haha!!
@jeff8839Ай бұрын
holy shit i'm from boston marrying a southern woman too
@fortnitetrashcan830819 күн бұрын
@@jeff8839 wish you guys a good marriage
@eldiablo20444 ай бұрын
The way he delivered that " its not my fuckin job, to give a fuck about womens soccer" 😂😂😂
@yuzroyax9 ай бұрын
His voice alone is hilarious and then the jokes are deadly 😂❤
@RonaldRegainАй бұрын
Yeah he just makes super smart jokes. Not just dumb ones that gets viral from most others.
@sparkycjs8 ай бұрын
I think most of Bill Burr is self therapy and it's hilarious. He also is brave enough to challenge his audience. His bit on "never hit a woman" is legendary. The man is up there with Bill Hicks and George Carlin for me, a true great 👍
@yunglussier474611 ай бұрын
Nobody can do unfiltered rants like Bill mf Burr 🤣
@ihateallthethings268311 ай бұрын
People definitely have come close but he is absolutely the best
@manmohan1810 ай бұрын
I see him as He's close to George Carlin.
@jackberetta110 ай бұрын
His wife decides. She is his owner
@doovplayz9 ай бұрын
@@jackberetta1man fuck that shit 😂😂
@annettespradlin49456 ай бұрын
That probably makes him more funny, lol
@smartarse20088 ай бұрын
"Do something dumb, so I don't feel stupid" 😂😂 so true 😅
@mollymercer59419 ай бұрын
This is the funniest dude I've ever seen. A phenomenal comedian.
@charliecoutts300311 ай бұрын
I've had the pleasure of meeting Bill about ten years ago and it was a sort of 'green room'. It was actually the small backstage bar at Hammersmith Apollo better known as Hammersmith Odeon back in the day. One of my good friends was Technical Backstage Manager there so he blagged me into the gig, I wasn't a celebrity freeloader or any of those dickheads so was enjoying the experience😊. Despite the bar being full he was standing on his jacks ( sorry slang for on his own). I went up introduced myself and offered to buy him a drink. He was a very sweet, humble fella and we mainly talked about the fact he remembered Iron Maiden playing there which he mentioned during the show. I doubt he will remember this but as I said before a charming guy and in my opinion America's top comedian 👍.
@revvolutions10 ай бұрын
Ou blagged bricktops bookies?
@DonFelixGallardo8 ай бұрын
@@revvolutions that cheeky facking monkey
@robertcreighton463511 ай бұрын
Bill kills me so funny with his rants
@EraserTraceur11 ай бұрын
He has perfected self deprivation
@madameblackimusprime11 ай бұрын
This guy is all our thoughts.
@shawngillespie353210 ай бұрын
“We didn’t get rid of the dog”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@KristenoyinboАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@alvaroleiva4994Ай бұрын
"I notice shit that's not alive, looks like it's breathing" spot on
@stephanieoni780428 күн бұрын
@ 6:15 ... "Go pick out some plates, bish!" ☠️💀💀☠️💀☠️☠️☠️😆😁😅🤣😂
@blogusvox11 ай бұрын
"... all of a sudden this profound sense of loneliness and not feeling love just washed over me." Reminds me of a roommate and his first joint. He keep telling us he feels nothing. We left him alone, went downstairs and after 20 minutes came back with beers. We found him at the window staring out at nothing, tears streaming down his eyes lamenting "Man, college life is so miserable". 😆
@lifeisgood4203655 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂😂
@jamespfitz3 ай бұрын
Drugs are fun. But not always. Sometimes they reveal truths we'd rather leave hidden. College sucking is one (rather diminutive) such revelations.
@staceykernohan320511 ай бұрын
Hands down, Bill Burr is my favorite comiedian!! Love this guy!!
@bodazaphfa5 ай бұрын
One of the best comics ever!
@lexlogic21697 ай бұрын
"MOM, WHAT DID YOU _SEE_ IN THAT?!"
@NickJones-j5x8 ай бұрын
Netflix saving comedy allowing guys like bill burr stil do specials. Heroes
@jamesdeschef6 ай бұрын
…. And we didn’t get rid of the dog!!! He had a moment!!!😂🤣😂
@jonber94116 ай бұрын
Accidentally got me some Matt Rife, had to come here for detox. Love me some Bill Burr
@Ben_Kunga10 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is the Greatest Of All Time
@BarkSoap3 ай бұрын
Bill just brings people together. 😂
@shawnkelly6952 ай бұрын
I use to crack jokes like this in bars. Had people laughing all night. Now i get violently chased out.
@toniraff548811 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is a great man and comedian! He makes more sense an has more empathy (yes) about current societal issues than most politicians because he has the balls and the smarts to think like a free person in an ever more oppressive society
@shawnkelly6952 ай бұрын
Most of us over 45 and under 55 think the exact same.
@151icyАй бұрын
One of the top 5 that can never be canceled.
@asserfannuel72268 ай бұрын
my in shape voice is in the back going "No, what are we doing? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Blackjd_14 ай бұрын
I'm literally dying of laughter
@kozmosis348611 күн бұрын
@@Blackjd_1 RIP
@Blackjd_111 күн бұрын
@@kozmosis3486 🤣🤣😂😂
@grantruth29633 ай бұрын
My favorite comedian hope he puts a special out soon
@bootypickup10 ай бұрын
the whole Dad part... omg so relatable.. "DADS HOME!"
@BrandonHardaker11 ай бұрын
We like our beer like we like our violence: Domestic! LOL!
@jimnevill434410 ай бұрын
A day without Bill Burr is like a day without darkness!
@EDavid-rw2lo9 ай бұрын
Well put
@MattieBennett9 ай бұрын
That’s no way to speak about his wife.
@mike6.106 ай бұрын
He’s totally right about dads. Your mom would say, you wait till your dad gets home. I’d be running out the house and never coming back. Lol
@petermeichan31605 ай бұрын
proper dads, not like todays hippy dads who just want to be their kids friend, jeez
@alexl.96024 ай бұрын
@@petermeichan3160 proper lmao
@Dollsteak694 ай бұрын
The late 70's was both brutal and great as a 10 year old.
@BullyMaguire4ever28 күн бұрын
@@petermeichan3160yea, properly abusive and emotionally unavailable. Lol, get real bro. My dad’s generation is completely emotionally fucked.
@petermeichan316028 күн бұрын
@@BullyMaguire4ever not at all, more like tough but fair, these days parents don't seem to have a deterent and kids just run a muck, no wonder kids have no respect for anyone as they have never been taught to respect people
@annettespradlin49456 ай бұрын
His rage is hilarious! I can relate.
@megan8937 ай бұрын
I can't get enough of Bill! 🤣😭 omg, he cracks me up
@lokeshpanigrahi43823 ай бұрын
A legend of our time
@knightridernz722 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is always so engaging and compelling when he talks. You can't help but listen to him. It's how he delivery is masterful!
@anna-majandersson67167 ай бұрын
Last sentence : "I fuc--ing knew it..........😂 😂 😂 👍
@FRISSONhandle8 ай бұрын
i keep saying right because this guy. Love you Bill !!!
@bunnyfernwood11 ай бұрын
Not me watching this while eating an egg McMuffin lol😅
@EraserTraceur11 ай бұрын
Self deprivation 101...... He perfected it. Humility is very very hard to master..... It made him millions.......
@kozmosis348611 күн бұрын
I think you mean self deprecation.
@Recabilly2 ай бұрын
Me too I keep forgetting to bring stuff in my lunch bag. I need to start getting it ready before bed again
@Chris-wj8fz2 ай бұрын
I am loving your comedy calling from australia...i am 70 recently returned from 20 years in uk dealing with palliative care...death and dying...BUT would trade 50 years helping people for a stand up career so jealous of you man ❤
@MelissaR7848 ай бұрын
You gotta love Bill Burr and his raw honesty.
@lisamilley99137 ай бұрын
And his ability to make fun of the human condition..right or wrong.
@eathefuckingsnow7 ай бұрын
That last line made me wanna give homie a hug.
@joemurdock911710 ай бұрын
One of my top three favorite comedians!
@rodolfohernandez77211 ай бұрын
Bill always delivers!! He makes it so a lot of people can relate to his neurotic rants 😂😂😂
@SuperstarBillyGraham5 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for writing Tonight Tonight. Meant so much to me back in the day.
@vancorona966711 ай бұрын
Just realized this but the “old music” burr sings during the bit about parents when their kids go to college, it’s the opening music played before shows in the Main Room of the Comedy Store
@PoisondBacon8 ай бұрын
WHEACJNEFH ITS GOT THE SAME GENITALIA
@SummoningSnakez10 ай бұрын
I love how Bill laughs at his own material. Makes it better then it already is. Awesome.
@DropDMurphy11 ай бұрын
By far the greatest comedian who has ever lived.
@MetatronLux-pk6jo10 ай бұрын
White supremacist
@KakashiHatake-gh8zi6 ай бұрын
Dude this is MacDonalds😂😂😂😂
@veaceslavstoianov437811 ай бұрын
Netflix never fails to rail me from behind
@mazetv638110 ай бұрын
bill burr is the dad i never had😂 and i know how sad that sounds. but im glad things are just what they are😂😂😂
@bridgetjohnson790410 ай бұрын
I love Bill Burr comedy!!
@roberttrevino286111 ай бұрын
Nobody in the WNBA got COVID. 😂😂
@lewiswright247327 күн бұрын
He’s a good dog he had a moment 😂
@bcrem3782 ай бұрын
13:10 is hilarious. Guys aren’t allowed to have emotions. LMAO
@KapteinFruit10 ай бұрын
I never get enough of Bill Burr's antics and opinions. He is so very spot on with every joke, yet it holds so much truth. What's even better is that some very sad and ignorant people get mad at his jokes because they KNOW he is correct. It's so good on so many levels. :D
@kinss110 ай бұрын
The noose..then laughed Love it... totally Massachusetts attitude
@eeccee119 ай бұрын
😂 ok, you've won me over with the dog bit ❤
@ene181811 ай бұрын
This joke is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time. 9:53
@solokom11 ай бұрын
I crack up every time over that part. Perfect delivery. 😂
@ene181811 ай бұрын
@@solokomMe, too. The music interlude gets me every time.
@dmenatianart2 ай бұрын
That’s one of my many favorite’s! His sound effects are amazing in general :)
@samthompson782110 ай бұрын
"nobody in the wnba got covid" had me in tears
@lifeisgood4203658 ай бұрын
10:50 this Y2K, is my stylus gonna work, I mean come on? 😂
@desi422711 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is The Best!
@dariusmoorehead2759 ай бұрын
Bill Burr just 2 real😆😂😆😂
@thebeast71673 ай бұрын
Bill Burr. Fucking Legend.
@purpledeflector9049 ай бұрын
loooool. His trip sounds like the last time I ate a space brownie.
@naya_gpl10 ай бұрын
Bill’s delivery is damn funny and outstanding 👌
@AjarZzzz9 ай бұрын
Ive been there with the noose things more times than i can remmber. Ive never been suicidal but everytime i see something that looks like it could be used for hanging it crosses my mind and i die of laughter.
@7ung03 ай бұрын
Highest love Bill
@Carmen-s5y8 ай бұрын
I love that there's still teal people like bill burr out there ....❤❤❤😂😂😂😊😊😊
@z.stammer339611 ай бұрын
One of the best comedians!
@djsmithest773210 ай бұрын
He makes me laugh & it’s good for my soul.
@Larry-4-7072 ай бұрын
AWESOME JUST AWESOME
@evil_morty28_236 ай бұрын
BRO I GOTTA GIVE IT TO BILL 😂 HES THE REASON IM STILL ALIVE AND OTHER PEOPLE TOO FAR OUT HES JUST TO FUNNY
@doloresnunez716411 ай бұрын
Love this guy so funny 😊
@angelabrisson98808 ай бұрын
He is hilarious
@allknight79057 ай бұрын
I actually had a question about a chicken sandwich at McDonald’s and the cashier girl said: “I don’t know I don’t eat here”
@Whoopwhoop3310 ай бұрын
Omg hilarious as always thanks for compiling 😂😂😂
@gerardmcnally11 ай бұрын
I love Bill Burr !
@keneilweskosana701916 күн бұрын
I love Bill... he's hilarious!!😂😂😂
@cyagobs188811 ай бұрын
I just saw this movie "Old Dads" on Netflix. What a payoff it is for following him all these years
@tysonthornton112611 ай бұрын
Old dads was a giant Easter egg for long term bill burr fans
@masitaatisam36796 ай бұрын
This man is hilarious 💪🏽💪🏽😂😂
@EricHowl11 ай бұрын
This was so kool actually. Also the very last gig about taking shrooms was really profound I appreciate it him sharing that
@leenickson568410 ай бұрын
Are you like German or something?
@jimparsons618 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is a lot like George Carlin. He comes up with a lot of his own original jokes and talks about things that people deal with every day in life
@shawnbruce69344 ай бұрын
Legend.
@enterme24 ай бұрын
Watching from Pakistan. Before i like him as a Brilliant comedian. NOW I realized, as for being honest. He would be 1 in 1000 people. THats a high quality human..
@simonjohnson65816 ай бұрын
YES!!! FUCKING LOVE IT!!! BIGSHOUT FROM BRISTOL UK!!!!
@Deeznutzyamouth10 ай бұрын
That ending was fire. Gj.
@nycnow8119 ай бұрын
That ending I felt that 😂😂😂
@johannesaxeman45089 ай бұрын
I love the truth. How funny the truth is. people can't handle the truth, yet they THINK they can. awesome!
@elizabethbower165910 ай бұрын
hahaha 'Don't be a serial killer!' 😅
@bernardmcguirk50149 ай бұрын
He deserves to share the gold medal of comedy with the brilliance, the genius of the late George Carlin!