“And then I looked in the mirror, I caught my eye, and we both laughed”. Such a great line.
@Cantbuyathrill Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Cantbuyathrill Жыл бұрын
Bill kills every time
@Cantbuyathrill Жыл бұрын
"I fucking knew it!" I know that feeling.
@devinpaul9026 Жыл бұрын
I'd like to think that his reflection took a second or two to join in, and once it did it sounded a little hollow and sad. Bill leaves to do his show, his reflection watches him go in bland silence. Once he's gone it pours itself a stiff drink and starts to cry.
@iiPrr Жыл бұрын
Best thing in the video lmao
@JeffreyGillespie Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about Bill is how he works **himself** up talking, and then gets more and more annoyed 😂
@robertcreighton4635 Жыл бұрын
The best 👌 😆 🤣
@Angelwrites Жыл бұрын
Foreal 😂 it’s the best
@wolvez2724 Жыл бұрын
he's one of the only people I've seen that can completely reenact stories with the full emotion of them
@billman2112 Жыл бұрын
Talent is few and far between now.
@lucasroche8639 Жыл бұрын
He plays the grumpy old man role brilliantly.
@GOINFINITI Жыл бұрын
Him and Chapelle - by far my most favourite stand up comedians. I also love his acting on TV
@createwithme2221 Жыл бұрын
Agree😂
@irandude1655 Жыл бұрын
Chapel used to be ok.
@WheresTheSyrup Жыл бұрын
Him and Chapelle - my two favourites by a long shot
@knowshowmusic Жыл бұрын
That’s because they are essentially the same antidote. I love them.
@katherenewedic8076 Жыл бұрын
whanwa
@TJSaw Жыл бұрын
“Nobody in the WNBA got covid.” The burn is legendary 🔥 🔥 🔥 😂
@y.x.n.g_6ix10 ай бұрын
this is my synoym bro yes i agree bro FROM PA
@tariqbatarseh63829 ай бұрын
Bulls eye
@edwinrodeoАй бұрын
🎯 💯
@ChunkyJo22 күн бұрын
Where are all the feminists?!! Amazing
@onestoptechnologies73054 күн бұрын
LMA0!!!
@mandeanraje230011 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is my favorite comedian because he’s a deeply creatively funny person. Whenever he speaks, you’re just like “who tf thinks like this 😂”. The difference between saying something funny and being funny. His brain is just a never ending special 😂.
@vdd1001 Жыл бұрын
I need a 60 minute compilation of Bill Burr cuz he's outstanding, too funny and also too real, there's no BS with him
@emilywilson696 Жыл бұрын
Just listen to his Monday morning podcast, it’s more than rants. But basically rants
@christinerobbins9376 Жыл бұрын
@@emilywilson696this! 😂
@ModishShrink Жыл бұрын
Somebody should tell this guy about his Netflix comedy specials
@davidl2469 Жыл бұрын
Except now he is married to a dumb very low class woke braindead woman and she has the leash
@anarcho-communist1111 ай бұрын
I could listen to 60 minutes of him just telling one long story.
@pauldegregorio6432 Жыл бұрын
He helps my southern wife understand her Bostonian husband. Cheaper & funnier than therapy.
@ajrebel644711 ай бұрын
Bill Burr has no idea of the all the good in the world he is doing! 😀
@VenturiLife4 ай бұрын
@@ajrebel6447 Comedian? Or therapist? haha!!
@jeff88393 ай бұрын
holy shit i'm from boston marrying a southern woman too
@fortnitetrashcan83082 ай бұрын
@@jeff8839 wish you guys a good marriage
@Heathcoatman Жыл бұрын
Bill is the best. About once a year I watch 'The Philadelphia Incident", which no matter how many times I watch it, still cracks me up. Bill is a savage.
@Deontjie Жыл бұрын
Yep.
@panzfaust9812 Жыл бұрын
Legendary moment, risky af though.
@shadeitplease7383 Жыл бұрын
Yep one of my favorite moments ever I watch it occasionally too
@charlenejohnson309 Жыл бұрын
REVENGE at its best!
@DonFelixGallardo10 ай бұрын
@@panzfaust9812why risky?
@yuzroyax Жыл бұрын
His voice alone is hilarious and then the jokes are deadly 😂❤
@RonaldRegain4 ай бұрын
Yeah he just makes super smart jokes. Not just dumb ones that gets viral from most others.
@eldiablo20446 ай бұрын
The way he delivered that " its not my fuckin job, to give a fuck about womens soccer" 😂😂😂
@mollymercer594111 ай бұрын
This is the funniest dude I've ever seen. A phenomenal comedian.
@robertcreighton4635 Жыл бұрын
Bill kills me so funny with his rants
@EraserTraceur Жыл бұрын
He has perfected self deprivation
@yunglussier4746 Жыл бұрын
Nobody can do unfiltered rants like Bill mf Burr 🤣
@ihateallthethings2683 Жыл бұрын
People definitely have come close but he is absolutely the best
@manmohan18 Жыл бұрын
I see him as He's close to George Carlin.
@jackberetta1 Жыл бұрын
His wife decides. She is his owner
@doovplayz11 ай бұрын
@@jackberetta1man fuck that shit 😂😂
@annettespradlin49458 ай бұрын
That probably makes him more funny, lol
@smartarse200810 ай бұрын
"Do something dumb, so I don't feel stupid" 😂😂 so true 😅
@jamesdeschef8 ай бұрын
…. And we didn’t get rid of the dog!!! He had a moment!!!😂🤣😂
@madameblackimusprime Жыл бұрын
This guy is all our thoughts.
@blogusvox Жыл бұрын
"... all of a sudden this profound sense of loneliness and not feeling love just washed over me." Reminds me of a roommate and his first joint. He keep telling us he feels nothing. We left him alone, went downstairs and after 20 minutes came back with beers. We found him at the window staring out at nothing, tears streaming down his eyes lamenting "Man, college life is so miserable". 😆
@lifeisgood4203658 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂😂
@jamespfitz5 ай бұрын
Drugs are fun. But not always. Sometimes they reveal truths we'd rather leave hidden. College sucking is one (rather diminutive) such revelations.
@vitorodino8760Ай бұрын
@@jamespfitz I think its better to realize it than to not. Better to deal with it head on than to let it fester beneath the surface.
@willmurray15183 ай бұрын
"Don't be a serial killer." Best throwaway comment in the bit.
@sparkycjs10 ай бұрын
I think most of Bill Burr is self therapy and it's hilarious. He also is brave enough to challenge his audience. His bit on "never hit a woman" is legendary. The man is up there with Bill Hicks and George Carlin for me, a true great 👍
@staceykernohan3205 Жыл бұрын
Hands down, Bill Burr is my favorite comiedian!! Love this guy!!
@shawngillespie3532 Жыл бұрын
“We didn’t get rid of the dog”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Kristenoyinbo3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jonber94118 ай бұрын
Accidentally got me some Matt Rife, had to come here for detox. Love me some Bill Burr
@charliecoutts3003 Жыл бұрын
I've had the pleasure of meeting Bill about ten years ago and it was a sort of 'green room'. It was actually the small backstage bar at Hammersmith Apollo better known as Hammersmith Odeon back in the day. One of my good friends was Technical Backstage Manager there so he blagged me into the gig, I wasn't a celebrity freeloader or any of those dickheads so was enjoying the experience😊. Despite the bar being full he was standing on his jacks ( sorry slang for on his own). I went up introduced myself and offered to buy him a drink. He was a very sweet, humble fella and we mainly talked about the fact he remembered Iron Maiden playing there which he mentioned during the show. I doubt he will remember this but as I said before a charming guy and in my opinion America's top comedian 👍.
@revvolutions Жыл бұрын
Ou blagged bricktops bookies?
@DonFelixGallardo10 ай бұрын
@@revvolutions that cheeky facking monkey
@Matt-w4eАй бұрын
I like the part where you used some slang than instantly apologised and corrected it as part of your message. Seemed kind of pointless but I liked that part for some reason.
@toniraff5488 Жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is a great man and comedian! He makes more sense an has more empathy (yes) about current societal issues than most politicians because he has the balls and the smarts to think like a free person in an ever more oppressive society
@shawnkelly6954 ай бұрын
Most of us over 45 and under 55 think the exact same.
@megan89310 ай бұрын
I can't get enough of Bill! 🤣😭 omg, he cracks me up
@rodolfohernandez772 Жыл бұрын
Bill always delivers!! He makes it so a lot of people can relate to his neurotic rants 😂😂😂
@annettespradlin49458 ай бұрын
His rage is hilarious! I can relate.
@Batmanthedarkknight110026 күн бұрын
Not rage just logic😂😂
@151icy3 ай бұрын
One of the top 5 that can never be canceled.
@alvaroleiva49943 ай бұрын
"I notice shit that's not alive, looks like it's breathing" spot on
@Ben_Kunga Жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is the Greatest Of All Time
@MelissaR78410 ай бұрын
You gotta love Bill Burr and his raw honesty.
@lisamilley991310 ай бұрын
And his ability to make fun of the human condition..right or wrong.
@BarkSoap6 ай бұрын
Bill just brings people together. 😂
@shawnkelly6954 ай бұрын
I use to crack jokes like this in bars. Had people laughing all night. Now i get violently chased out.
@jimnevill4344 Жыл бұрын
A day without Bill Burr is like a day without darkness!
@EDavid-rw2lo11 ай бұрын
Well put
@MattieBennett11 ай бұрын
That’s no way to speak about his wife.
@NickJones-j5x10 ай бұрын
Netflix saving comedy allowing guys like bill burr stil do specials. Heroes
@DropDMurphy Жыл бұрын
By far the greatest comedian who has ever lived.
@MetatronLux-pk6jo Жыл бұрын
White supremacist
@mazetv6381 Жыл бұрын
bill burr is the dad i never had😂 and i know how sad that sounds. but im glad things are just what they are😂😂😂
@bodazaphfa7 ай бұрын
One of the best comics ever!
@vancorona9667 Жыл бұрын
Just realized this but the “old music” burr sings during the bit about parents when their kids go to college, it’s the opening music played before shows in the Main Room of the Comedy Store
@BrandonHardaker Жыл бұрын
We like our beer like we like our violence: Domestic! LOL!
@joemurdock9117 Жыл бұрын
One of my top three favorite comedians!
@bunnyfernwood Жыл бұрын
Not me watching this while eating an egg McMuffin lol😅
@mike6.108 ай бұрын
He’s totally right about dads. Your mom would say, you wait till your dad gets home. I’d be running out the house and never coming back. Lol
@petermeichan31607 ай бұрын
proper dads, not like todays hippy dads who just want to be their kids friend, jeez
@alexl.96027 ай бұрын
@@petermeichan3160 proper lmao
@Dollsteak696 ай бұрын
The late 70's was both brutal and great as a 10 year old.
@BullyMaguire4ever3 ай бұрын
@@petermeichan3160yea, properly abusive and emotionally unavailable. Lol, get real bro. My dad’s generation is completely emotionally fucked.
@petermeichan31603 ай бұрын
@@BullyMaguire4ever not at all, more like tough but fair, these days parents don't seem to have a deterent and kids just run a muck, no wonder kids have no respect for anyone as they have never been taught to respect people
@lexlogic216910 ай бұрын
"MOM, WHAT DID YOU _SEE_ IN THAT?!"
@KapteinFruit Жыл бұрын
I never get enough of Bill Burr's antics and opinions. He is so very spot on with every joke, yet it holds so much truth. What's even better is that some very sad and ignorant people get mad at his jokes because they KNOW he is correct. It's so good on so many levels. :D
@FRISSONhandle10 ай бұрын
i keep saying right because this guy. Love you Bill !!!
@veaceslavstoianov4378 Жыл бұрын
Netflix never fails to rail me from behind
@anna-majandersson67169 ай бұрын
Last sentence : "I fuc--ing knew it..........😂 😂 😂 👍
@samthompson7821 Жыл бұрын
"nobody in the wnba got covid" had me in tears
@asserfannuel722610 ай бұрын
my in shape voice is in the back going "No, what are we doing? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Blackjd_16 ай бұрын
I'm literally dying of laughter
@kozmosis34862 ай бұрын
@@Blackjd_1 RIP
@Blackjd_12 ай бұрын
@@kozmosis3486 🤣🤣😂😂
@grantruth29635 ай бұрын
My favorite comedian hope he puts a special out soon
@bridgetjohnson7904 Жыл бұрын
I love Bill Burr comedy!!
@SummoningSnakez Жыл бұрын
I love how Bill laughs at his own material. Makes it better then it already is. Awesome.
@officialshanuki8116Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 BILL IS MY BROTHER!!! LOVE THIS GUY !!🔥🔥🔥🔥😝🤙🤙🤙
@lokeshpanigrahi43826 ай бұрын
A legend of our time
@naya_gpl Жыл бұрын
Bill’s delivery is damn funny and outstanding 👌
@eeccee11 Жыл бұрын
😂 ok, you've won me over with the dog bit ❤
@AnnaK-js9xr12 күн бұрын
Omg the dog who bit the kids - “and we still didn’t get rid of it” - so relate-able!! It was a different time
@Recabilly4 ай бұрын
Me too I keep forgetting to bring stuff in my lunch bag. I need to start getting it ready before bed again
@Carmen-s5y10 ай бұрын
I love that there's still teal people like bill burr out there ....❤❤❤😂😂😂😊😊😊
@christianolsson2898Ай бұрын
The end got me good. It's a nice twist on the foreshadowing of the profound part.
@kinss1 Жыл бұрын
The noose..then laughed Love it... totally Massachusetts attitude
@djsmithest7732 Жыл бұрын
He makes me laugh & it’s good for my soul.
@desi4227 Жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is The Best!
@AjarZzzz11 ай бұрын
Ive been there with the noose things more times than i can remmber. Ive never been suicidal but everytime i see something that looks like it could be used for hanging it crosses my mind and i die of laughter.
@evil_morty28_238 ай бұрын
BRO I GOTTA GIVE IT TO BILL 😂 HES THE REASON IM STILL ALIVE AND OTHER PEOPLE TOO FAR OUT HES JUST TO FUNNY
@ene1818 Жыл бұрын
This joke is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time. 9:53
@solokom Жыл бұрын
I crack up every time over that part. Perfect delivery. 😂
@ene1818 Жыл бұрын
@@solokomMe, too. The music interlude gets me every time.
@dmenatianart4 ай бұрын
That’s one of my many favorite’s! His sound effects are amazing in general :)
This dude is a throw back to what we used to refer to as "comics." Making people laugh was secondary to the profound observations of humanity. This is the exact opposite of "comedians" like Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura, although unlike Bert, Tom makes one think. Kreischer just takes off his shirt, slaps his fat belly and starts screaming "The Machine!" Thanks Joe Rogan for giving us Bert and Brendan Schaub.
@roberttrevino2861 Жыл бұрын
Nobody in the WNBA got COVID. 😂😂
@devil_anseАй бұрын
Bill really made me appreciate my dad.
@z.stammer3396 Жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians!
@keneilweskosana70192 ай бұрын
I love Bill... he's hilarious!!😂😂😂
@ThyAnarchist87Ай бұрын
The discerption of his shrooms trip is dead in perfect. The carpet looks like the surface of a water bed with waves. The picture frames on the wall are getting thicker and larger then smaller again. The blinds on the windows are wavy. Everything looks like its breathing.
@ricchamen63048 ай бұрын
Bill is GREAT! As Americans you have a local treasure ! Be Lucky!
@Chris-wj8fz4 ай бұрын
I am loving your comedy calling from australia...i am 70 recently returned from 20 years in uk dealing with palliative care...death and dying...BUT would trade 50 years helping people for a stand up career so jealous of you man ❤
@Logai748 күн бұрын
I love the YEAH! at 2:40.
@stephanieoni78043 ай бұрын
@ 6:15 ... "Go pick out some plates, bish!" ☠️💀💀☠️💀☠️☠️☠️😆😁😅🤣😂
@Coheed2113alldayАй бұрын
Greatest comedian ever.
@dariusmoorehead27511 ай бұрын
Bill Burr just 2 real😆😂😆😂
@KakashiHatake-gh8zi8 ай бұрын
Dude this is MacDonalds😂😂😂😂
@madtscientist8853 Жыл бұрын
Bill burr is my Spirit animal I swear to God. He says everything I am thinking in the back of my head
@lewiswright24733 ай бұрын
He’s a good dog he had a moment 😂
@SuperstarBillyGraham7 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for writing Tonight Tonight. Meant so much to me back in the day.
@EraserTraceur Жыл бұрын
Self deprivation 101...... He perfected it. Humility is very very hard to master..... It made him millions.......
@kozmosis34862 ай бұрын
I think you mean self deprecation.
@bernardmcguirk501411 ай бұрын
He deserves to share the gold medal of comedy with the brilliance, the genius of the late George Carlin!
@bman19903 күн бұрын
Brutally honest humor is the best!
@purpledeflector90411 ай бұрын
loooool. His trip sounds like the last time I ate a space brownie.
@pedrorodriguez02310 ай бұрын
“ i fucking knew it” at the end is how i thought of it too 💀 Especially on mushies and you are a person that does give a shit but is a hard ass hits💀💀🫠
@EricHowl Жыл бұрын
This was so kool actually. Also the very last gig about taking shrooms was really profound I appreciate it him sharing that
@leenickson5684 Жыл бұрын
Are you like German or something?
@doloresnunez7164 Жыл бұрын
Love this guy so funny 😊
@alichoroomi61772 ай бұрын
Love you Bill, you’re talking from my heart ❤
@masitaatisam36798 ай бұрын
This man is hilarious 💪🏽💪🏽😂😂
@gerardmcnally Жыл бұрын
I love Bill Burr !
@sueflemingАй бұрын
Bill Burr is the GOAT 😂❤😂❤
@GinaSigillito8 ай бұрын
We need this man to cut through all the bs right now. I saw him last night and he was fantastic.
@lifeisgood42036510 ай бұрын
10:50 this Y2K, is my stylus gonna work, I mean come on? 😂
@alexandergustafsson4245Ай бұрын
Don't need mushrooms nor beer to feel that. It's just called life
@nycnow81111 ай бұрын
That ending I felt that 😂😂😂
@HowToPortugal23 күн бұрын
Yay Bill!!! His 2010 special is brutal :)
@dearnightsАй бұрын
im sorry you feel that way is by far his best work!! so good