when she wants an 'open' relationship

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CrackerMilk

CrackerMilk

Күн бұрын

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@dnicej1293
@dnicej1293 11 күн бұрын
Had a friend in an open relationship once, I asked him, "so what, you both just sleep with other people whenever you want?" And he responded, "well, she does..."
@jjgarcia156
@jjgarcia156 11 күн бұрын
Then you hit her up afterward, just to check on her for your buddy
@TheBlobik
@TheBlobik 11 күн бұрын
Ooof.
@marktheshark7588
@marktheshark7588 11 күн бұрын
Damn,bruh got some serious balls there.
@kellmac
@kellmac 11 күн бұрын
Had a co-worker - absolutely stunning girl - insist on an open relation right after getting married. Her husband was heartbroken and initially said no, but she threatened to divorce him. When he finally agreed, he met someone else and filed for divorce. She went from loud and self-centered to shell-shocked.
@juhis5936
@juhis5936 11 күн бұрын
@@kellmac I'm happy for him
@sharrpshooter1
@sharrpshooter1 11 күн бұрын
I love how she tries to say he will be a cuck if she leaves him when staying would literally by definition make him a cuck lmao
@BravoSixGoinDark141
@BravoSixGoinDark141 11 күн бұрын
yeah that part felt off to me too 😂 I was confused at first cause like wouldn't staying make you more of a cuck?? lol
@StuSaville
@StuSaville 11 күн бұрын
Technically the term is 'wittol' if he knowingly permits her infidelity
@frankshailes3205
@frankshailes3205 10 күн бұрын
@@StuSaville like a wittol man instead of a big one?
@adishnu
@adishnu 10 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂​@@frankshailes3205
@StuSaville
@StuSaville 10 күн бұрын
@frankshailes3205 Probably 😁
@VicariousNickk
@VicariousNickk 11 күн бұрын
Bro that pause felt like 30 minutes 😭
@Elitist20
@Elitist20 11 күн бұрын
The snickering in the background.
@Slakbury
@Slakbury 11 күн бұрын
The slight camera shakes and stifled laughs in the background during that bit are so perfect lol
@willumbermarchant5510
@willumbermarchant5510 10 күн бұрын
​@@Slakbury the person was struggling so hard it was amazing
@duccc
@duccc 10 күн бұрын
What too much tiktok/yt shorts does to your brain
@tonip42
@tonip42 11 күн бұрын
This isn’t a sketch, this is real life.
@kelpsie
@kelpsie 11 күн бұрын
Especially the part where he tries to rebound with his mum. Classic
@Alectrizo
@Alectrizo 11 күн бұрын
I feel for you
@gandalfgrey91
@gandalfgrey91 11 күн бұрын
@@kelpsie maybe she’s really hot though, don’t judge
@oxoboo
@oxoboo 11 күн бұрын
This is a sketch, and you're not real. wake up
@andreiboroianu946
@andreiboroianu946 11 күн бұрын
@@gandalfgrey91 😏
@jonno27
@jonno27 11 күн бұрын
Open relationships in a single sentence. ‘I love you so much and with the rental crisis I can’t afford to pay rent on my own.’ 😂
@Stevie8654
@Stevie8654 11 күн бұрын
There’s not a rental crisis. There’s a crisis of morons living in big cities
@goawayplzthnx
@goawayplzthnx 11 күн бұрын
Said a person who knows nothing about open relationships
@fearedjames
@fearedjames 11 күн бұрын
​​@@goawayplzthnx Yeah seen this one play around around 25 times now. Its basically always because the woman wants to cheat and its more socially acceptable, and they dont want to not have a guy to pay their rent.
@jdstudios1912
@jdstudios1912 11 күн бұрын
​@@goawayplzthnx you must be so proud of cheating with permission well done 🎉
@blackatom4957
@blackatom4957 10 күн бұрын
​@@goawayplzthnx You are saying like open relationships are a good thing.😂
@What.99
@What.99 11 күн бұрын
Nobody’s gonna talk about that last part? “Heyyyy! Hey sexy! Yeah what’re ya do- oh, she told you? Yeah, she broke up with me mum.”
@sumynona.01
@sumynona.01 11 күн бұрын
i know...
@colindavidson1623
@colindavidson1623 11 күн бұрын
What? Connor's mom is sexy.
@naiscriil9519
@naiscriil9519 11 күн бұрын
I kinda thought that he would call mum first way
@palashbhaumik42069
@palashbhaumik42069 11 күн бұрын
Conner just shooting his shot
@cameodamaneo
@cameodamaneo 11 күн бұрын
Nahhh, I saw the video
@jorisstorm2590
@jorisstorm2590 11 күн бұрын
If you're in his situation, get out of that toxic relationship.
@twisted_panties
@twisted_panties 11 күн бұрын
I did, I dumped his cheating arse!
@herpderp9774
@herpderp9774 10 күн бұрын
Why the fuck is this not boosted to the top?, fucking simps everywhere these days.
@Hewkll
@Hewkll 10 күн бұрын
If it's "Open" it's not a "Relationship" at all. The whole definition is exclusive intimacy with that person. If you're sleeping with others, you're just roommates or friends with benefits. Let's be fair, relationships are there to contain women's horniness because she can pick up a new guy every single evening, while for a man trying to woo a woman is extremely hard work
@anyonenow3949
@anyonenow3949 10 күн бұрын
Never read such an bulls***!
@Ceelvain
@Ceelvain 10 күн бұрын
@@Hewkll I have many friendly relationships at once. I think you're mistaken on the definition of "relationship". It's fine if to you, personally, a romantic relationship has to be exclusive. It's very fine. There's a lot of people like you. But don't try to force your own view on everyone. Don't try to tell them that what they have isn't a romantic relationship or that what they feel isn't love. You have no way of knowing.
@ArnavPatel-cl1ye
@ArnavPatel-cl1ye 11 күн бұрын
this was your most painful skit to watch
@thewhitewolf58
@thewhitewolf58 11 күн бұрын
Feels like half of the romantic comedy movies.
@pkthunder7008
@pkthunder7008 11 күн бұрын
which is saying a lot cuz they've got a few painful ones
@jeremygonzal8603
@jeremygonzal8603 11 күн бұрын
that pause was there to actually cause pain
@marcoeisenberg4337
@marcoeisenberg4337 9 күн бұрын
Its just painful, because he does not break up with her.
@patrickrada2923
@patrickrada2923 3 күн бұрын
@@marcoeisenberg4337 But it is precisely the fact that he doesn't end it that makes the situation so oppressively realistic.
@stendaalcartography3436
@stendaalcartography3436 11 күн бұрын
one ex-gf asked me for open relationship, even though we started dating because she was the one crazy about me. I didn't want to, so I left and we broke up. Literally 2 months later she ended up getting pregnant. Dodged a bullet like Neo.
@theRPGmaster
@theRPGmaster 10 күн бұрын
You're the chosen one, bro. Good riddance.
@yagzyalcntas553
@yagzyalcntas553 10 күн бұрын
damn....
@nguyengiorno9026
@nguyengiorno9026 8 күн бұрын
you beginning to believe
@patrickrada2923
@patrickrada2923 3 күн бұрын
@stendaalcartography3436 I would say that the pregnancy was just *one* "bullet" that you dodged by breaking up.
@NukeWalker
@NukeWalker 11 күн бұрын
What the hell, I came here to laugh, not to feel.
@ETXD-fb5rn
@ETXD-fb5rn 8 күн бұрын
+1
@gandalfgrey91
@gandalfgrey91 11 күн бұрын
Guys in the comments, if this ever happens to you, please kick her out immediately.
@blazenfate
@blazenfate 11 күн бұрын
As if the dudes this happen too have any balls to even say no. They barely get this far.
@gandalfgrey91
@gandalfgrey91 11 күн бұрын
@@blazenfate Even more the reason to offer encouragement.
@simon4043
@simon4043 11 күн бұрын
"But there's a rental crisis"
@DJVARAO
@DJVARAO 11 күн бұрын
It did happen to me. I kicked her ass out, lol 😂
@ShmuckCanuck
@ShmuckCanuck 11 күн бұрын
@@blazenfatesays the dude who very clearly has no issues sleeping with women in relationships Dude your not cool your just genuine human garbage
@ckoegl
@ckoegl 11 күн бұрын
"You gweat there, wittle fewwa!" LMAO.
@marcowulliampopirers2216
@marcowulliampopirers2216 11 күн бұрын
renember boys:once she says that it's OVER no matter what
@DJVARAO
@DJVARAO 11 күн бұрын
Usually the "request" the open thing afterwards.
@eduardomartin8510
@eduardomartin8510 11 күн бұрын
Yep unless she requests more women in the relationship. There it can go 50/50.
@blackatom4957
@blackatom4957 10 күн бұрын
​@@eduardomartin8510 Ross from Friends thought that too. Now he is a man who turns woman lesbian
@RG32822
@RG32822 10 күн бұрын
If you struggled to get the 1, then yeah it's over. If you have no problem, then go open and you'll have more.
@Xanaon
@Xanaon 5 күн бұрын
She says it's what? Over.
@drrockkso8882
@drrockkso8882 10 күн бұрын
If she asks you for an open relationship it means she's already cheating on you and wants retroactive permission to keep doing it.
@zachstaley1772
@zachstaley1772 4 күн бұрын
I went through this with my, at the time wife of 6 years. I found out 3 months after she wanted an open relationship that she hooked up and was talking to another dude for months already.
@vigsaminathan5910
@vigsaminathan5910 11 күн бұрын
This brought back sad memories. Never ever, even by accident, call your mum sexy.
@Abelius
@Abelius 11 күн бұрын
You're a documentary channel now?
@Serif77-uf5pr
@Serif77-uf5pr 11 күн бұрын
Reminds me of that Doco where the Cucked Guy has a blank expression the whole way through.
@jacobstaten2366
@jacobstaten2366 11 күн бұрын
This is played as a joke, but I'm sure this is actually happened to a lot of people. She immediately starts in with gas-lighting him anytime he makes a good point.
@mrkiky
@mrkiky 10 күн бұрын
The only joke part is how direct and honest she becomes immediately 😂
@stephenbachman132
@stephenbachman132 10 күн бұрын
0:44 normal guy "im out well this has been fun. bye now im leaving."
@roysmith770
@roysmith770 9 күн бұрын
And a minute later, "Damn, I need to get tested".
@stephenbachman132
@stephenbachman132 9 күн бұрын
@roysmith770 oh yeah good thinking
@ArshamGamer-b3m
@ArshamGamer-b3m 4 күн бұрын
more like "get out and close the door"
@2003AudiS3
@2003AudiS3 11 күн бұрын
She really wants a deep connection
@reeceytaylor
@reeceytaylor 11 күн бұрын
Well she already said she did some deep soul searching. I don't think she can get a deeper connection
@djinnxx7050
@djinnxx7050 11 күн бұрын
Julio Gomez' ghost is on speed dial.
@thewhitewolf58
@thewhitewolf58 11 күн бұрын
​@@reeceytaylorSo by some soul searching she met a hot guy that flirted with her and now her bf suddenly looks like the budget model.
@Thane1607
@Thane1607 11 күн бұрын
She wants a deeper connection
@atrixiousscramasax6686
@atrixiousscramasax6686 11 күн бұрын
she wants a DEEP G SPOT connection
@Eidolon1andOnly
@Eidolon1andOnly 11 күн бұрын
The stifled laughter during that long pause was hilarious.
@pointlessspoon
@pointlessspoon 11 күн бұрын
I was wondering what that was and now I feel dumb lol that is hilarious 🤣
@55TheInTIMidator55
@55TheInTIMidator55 10 күн бұрын
I feel like this conversation is most people’s worst nightmare in a relationship.
@manofthenooch9910
@manofthenooch9910 11 күн бұрын
Met a girl who mentioned early on that she was polyamorous and asked me if I was ok with it. I thought that by exposing myself to this dynamic, I'd fight fire (my own insecurities) with fire (polyamory) and said yes. Of course, I was wrong. 6 months in I broke things off ; lack of reciprocity and gaslighting were all too common. She was freeloading off an ex's spotify account and another ex's netflix account with no remorse or acknowledgement that it was odd. I'm glad I didn't let this dynamic go on longer than it already had. Therapy and active personal work allowed me to grow and respect myself better than before. Better be alone than in bad company.
@Lady-Mari-heart-
@Lady-Mari-heart- 11 күн бұрын
In a lesbian relationship, my partner was abusive and wanted to hurt me so she claimed on her own that we were poly. Started going out with another girl and I was okay with that because I was clueless about how abusive she really was. A week in and she starts telling me how much better the other girl is and how I am so lucky to have her because nobody could ever love me like she does. I told her I was looking for a date as well and that since we were poly I wanted to get out more. She threw a 3 night hissy fit and wanted to break up calling me unfaithful and declaring that we were no longer poly. Yep, a few years later I finally escaped that hell of a relationship and am so much happier now also yes she was right nobody ever could "love" me as badly as she, relationships have been much better since.
@HenriZwols
@HenriZwols 11 күн бұрын
It took you years to leave that relationship!?
@juhis5936
@juhis5936 11 күн бұрын
aren't lesbians on the top of the domestic violence charts
@xsanguine8
@xsanguine8 11 күн бұрын
@@HenriZwols That's how reality works.
@Froxyze
@Froxyze 11 күн бұрын
Oh wow, I feel bad for you...
@Lady-Mari-heart-
@Lady-Mari-heart- 11 күн бұрын
@HenriZwols Yea, when you get into an abusive relationship like that it often takes years, several attempts to leave, and like for me an outside source to help get me out. I am glad my best friend was there help me get out.
@Rypervenche
@Rypervenche 11 күн бұрын
This sketch just hurts my soul
@mushmouth789
@mushmouth789 10 күн бұрын
I thought this was supposed to be a comedy series, but this looks like a real life documentary.
@FreeRadical09
@FreeRadical09 11 күн бұрын
Jesus, that long pause and ending felt like something out of Better Call Saul.
@ScubaSteveCanada
@ScubaSteveCanada 11 күн бұрын
To quote from Monty Python's The Quest for the Holy Grail... "Run away, run away."
@HoldYourSeahorses
@HoldYourSeahorses 11 күн бұрын
It’s it really considered creative writing for these sketches when Connor just pulls entries from his diary?
@JordonBeal
@JordonBeal 9 күн бұрын
Just gonna say: men are usually portrayed as unfaithful, but most of the poly people I’ve met (and they are militant about it) have been women. I’m not passing judgement, and my experience is anecdotal, I just find it interesting.
@jimboninho
@jimboninho 5 күн бұрын
The most cheaters in monogam relationsships are women. I read an article about it a few weeks ago. May it be because these girls have a bad character, may it be because of midlife crisis or whatever. And the males they cheat with are often frustrated fathers that do not feel alive inside anymore or the classical players that know exactely how to catch the "I-want-to-feel-something-new-but-also-don't-want-to-break-up-before"-types of girls.
@31446963048
@31446963048 11 күн бұрын
The makings of a future cat lady :)
@MetalGearsOfThought
@MetalGearsOfThought 9 күн бұрын
Naw, cat ladies start out liking cats more than men and eventually realise it. This is the making of a very popular dominatrix.
@t23c56
@t23c56 11 күн бұрын
Only correct response in this situation is "I don't want a partner who wants to sleep with other people so I have to break up with you now.". How could you trust her ever again?!
@Made4Viol3nce
@Made4Viol3nce 9 күн бұрын
The best part of going "open" with my ex of 11+ years was meeting my new partner and leaving the old one behind as soon as my eyes were open enough.
@dirtdiv3r
@dirtdiv3r 8 күн бұрын
Thats so cool! What kind of business did you start?
@Made4Viol3nce
@Made4Viol3nce 8 күн бұрын
It's the business of "healthy relationship". It boasts great things like loyalty, support, dedication and happiness, all while helping remove the drama and toxicity of the alternative. Thanks for your question.
@dirtdiv3r
@dirtdiv3r 8 күн бұрын
@@Made4Viol3nce Oh so you guys are psychologists! Nice!
@Made4Viol3nce
@Made4Viol3nce 8 күн бұрын
@@dirtdiv3r are you?
@DrSardonicus
@DrSardonicus 11 күн бұрын
You guys wrote this so accurately, it's almost like you're expertly experienced in the matter. Word for word, everything you said has happened to friends of mine in poly relationships.
@imadetheuniverse4fun
@imadetheuniverse4fun 11 күн бұрын
dude exactly. happened to me word-for-word as well five years ago. (we broke up). i'm over the relationship, but my confidence has been shattered, literally zero, for the entire time since lol
@malificajones7674
@malificajones7674 11 күн бұрын
@@imadetheuniverse4funDon't take it personally. It takes a really degenerate selfish 304 to ask her boyfriend to let her get ploughed on the side. Your life is immeasurably better without her in it.
@MikkosFree
@MikkosFree 11 күн бұрын
@@imadetheuniverse4fun Same. Except mine was an 11 year marriage.
@eduardomartin8510
@eduardomartin8510 11 күн бұрын
@DrSardonicus "Friends"
@nirmalenduchakrobarty6994
@nirmalenduchakrobarty6994 11 күн бұрын
Yeah. Friends. Sure!
@spacekicker4
@spacekicker4 10 күн бұрын
Im gonna send this to my friends in an open relationship and see of we're still friends after.
@yagzyalcntas553
@yagzyalcntas553 10 күн бұрын
and? still friends??
@RG32822
@RG32822 10 күн бұрын
​@@yagzyalcntas553 they're all dating each other now.
@caleb186
@caleb186 4 күн бұрын
We need updates
@Minnzy
@Minnzy 10 күн бұрын
The ONLY "open" relationships that sometimes work for awhile are the ones that START open. The ones that become open are almost exclusively someone wanting to cheat but they're concerned they may lose out if caught so they attempt to have it both ways where they give themselves entirely to others whilst still getting whatever other thing the soon to be soulless husk offers. They will eventually break your entire mind and claim they were the victim.
@mrkiky
@mrkiky 10 күн бұрын
Yea but those have a severely reduced lifespan and quality as well. You can't have intimacy if your partner is intimate with everyone. Jealousy is bad and hard to manage in monogamous relationships as well. In an open relationship, it's on steroids. And you're basically constantly keeping your options open and searching for a replacement for your partner.
@Alabalik66
@Alabalik66 10 күн бұрын
Not really. Some people definitely are just looking around but I've definitely seen it work. And what about swinging? Isn't that a form of open relationship where it's about both partners scratching a kink itch?
@N8Nefarious
@N8Nefarious 10 күн бұрын
This.
@asjmpickle
@asjmpickle 10 күн бұрын
​@@mrkikythat's not true. I'm a lesbian in a relationship that's sexually open. Sex doesn't matter much to me but it does for my partner. I have plenty of poly friends who have made it work long term. This idea you're preaching is based on patriarchal hetero relationships where men are deeply insecure.
@Irishrebel092
@Irishrebel092 10 күн бұрын
​@@mrkiky 100% dude. Someone at some point will start comparing partners and realize they prefer one over the other. You become either the partner used for support or the partner used for pleasure, and resentment will fester very quickly.
@mickygarcia4251
@mickygarcia4251 8 күн бұрын
When she asks for an open relationship, open the door and invite her to leave.
@WilliamLind-f1g
@WilliamLind-f1g 11 күн бұрын
Thanks
@KirbyCoder
@KirbyCoder 3 күн бұрын
So nice of her to ask permission if she can cheat on him. Not many people are that considerate!
@aprilhippie8752
@aprilhippie8752 10 күн бұрын
1:06 RUN BRO RUN!!!!!!! RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK!
@marcvanartevelde5586
@marcvanartevelde5586 10 күн бұрын
If she thinks she´s way out of your league, break up and tell her to call you in fifteen years. 😂
@DonutsGaming_
@DonutsGaming_ 11 күн бұрын
"hayyy sexy" into "yeah she broke up with me mom" is sucha shock
@torsatron360
@torsatron360 11 күн бұрын
that last glimmer of hope extinguished
@Razadune
@Razadune 11 күн бұрын
@@torsatron360 ....or is it?
@MrBradfordchild
@MrBradfordchild 11 күн бұрын
One has the open relationship, the other has a broken heart.
@udoyxyz
@udoyxyz 9 күн бұрын
Man, that pause...it was brutal and painful. A lots of love for those who are alone. I pray you find someone good and loyal no matter what.
@shawnbrown2843
@shawnbrown2843 11 күн бұрын
Big Red Flag, walk away, just walk away...
@Dimera09
@Dimera09 9 күн бұрын
"I gotta take this..." these guys are too funny
@aussiefarmer8741
@aussiefarmer8741 10 күн бұрын
I would have loved to see the look on her face when you said " YOUR HOMELESS " LOL . I'm Good like that.
@mathisholler5504
@mathisholler5504 11 күн бұрын
What do you have in the terrariums? I know it's not the topic of the video, but they look cool :D
@marcos.e.herlein1986
@marcos.e.herlein1986 11 күн бұрын
I was wondering the same..
@mike2228
@mike2228 10 күн бұрын
Same - during that long, painful, pause I starting thinking about it. And laughing
@theRPGmaster
@theRPGmaster 10 күн бұрын
Probably huge, terrifying, extremely venomous spiders. Considering they're in Australia.
@TheJunky228
@TheJunky228 10 күн бұрын
a snake or gecko is my guess
@Madash023
@Madash023 11 күн бұрын
This hit too hard to be funny
@RageKroc888
@RageKroc888 9 күн бұрын
The Destiny found footage , Connor just needs a goofy blue wig.
@discord_and_entropy
@discord_and_entropy 9 күн бұрын
in retrospect, this is exACTLY how it feels. but not in the moment. watch out guys, if you're not down for the poly thing, sure you can try it cause you've got nothing to lose, but i did and i'm really sour about it.
@aguywhosaysstuff
@aguywhosaysstuff 10 күн бұрын
PSA masquerading as a skit 🤣
@Enjoymentboy
@Enjoymentboy 10 күн бұрын
If your partner brings up an open relationship it means they are already cheating on you or they are JUST about to and they are trying to get permission first. The moment that last syllable is uttered when they say "I want an open relationship" tell them they can do whatever they want with whomever they want and then leave them. Just leave. It's already over.
@Kelvallontan
@Kelvallontan 11 күн бұрын
As horrible as usual. Thank you, you made my day!
@pifanjr
@pifanjr 11 күн бұрын
I thought this was a comedy channel
@Gman711
@Gman711 10 күн бұрын
I didn't know you guys make documentaries
@Roger-d5o
@Roger-d5o 8 күн бұрын
Had an open relationship with a girl after I went overseas and she stayed behind. We met up every Christmas for a while and compared notes. She was bisexual and expressed an interest in what I did with other women, especially foreign ones. No accounting for taste and preferences.
@kyronnewbury
@kyronnewbury 11 күн бұрын
Poor destiny
@Remindw
@Remindw 11 күн бұрын
Lmao
@TheChocoboRacer
@TheChocoboRacer 11 күн бұрын
bro destiny is probably the one who told Melania to open the relationship 💀. Dude's awful
@owwwwcccchhhh
@owwwwcccchhhh 11 күн бұрын
Yeah he has a girl's name
@mrkiky
@mrkiky 10 күн бұрын
@@TheChocoboRacer Nah, he got with her while she was in an open relationship with some other poor simp, and she ended up setting Destiny as her main. She's every bit as awful as him. That guy actually vlogged his entire getting c***d experience while looking exactly like the guy in the video.
@jhonshephard921
@jhonshephard921 9 күн бұрын
he is a Zionist genocide supporter and is getting way less punishment than he deserves. Vaush and Hasanabi are far better streamers.
@fqras
@fqras 11 күн бұрын
This is too personal.
@TullyFCircus
@TullyFCircus 9 күн бұрын
The long pause was the funniest part of this documentary. 😆
@kuggacouragegx6093
@kuggacouragegx6093 11 күн бұрын
0:19 so she found out she is bi but somehow that equals to her wanting more men???
@Serif77-uf5pr
@Serif77-uf5pr 11 күн бұрын
Guy was thinking there’s some Gold at the end of this Rainbow 🌈
@dexter111344
@dexter111344 11 күн бұрын
Happens all the time, mate.
@bfth121
@bfth121 11 күн бұрын
Thats the joke
@D.M.S.
@D.M.S. 9 күн бұрын
This is how it happens
@cihs88
@cihs88 11 күн бұрын
My ex wanted to break up and then wanted to stay in my house. I told her that she can stay until she finds a suitable house then she got to go. I don't understand why women thinks it is okay.
@MetalGearsOfThought
@MetalGearsOfThought 9 күн бұрын
Trust me, brother, men do this too. My dad did this to my mum, while he was sleeping with his new partner. Forced her to live with him because they couldn't sell the house yet and she had nowhere to go. Most NORMAL humans think that's wrong, unless they have nowhere to go and aren't sleeping with anyone else, in which case, it's just a reality of life and shared property/pets.
@ShadowLynx777
@ShadowLynx777 11 күн бұрын
If everyone is fully on board then go for it, but this one isn't the case. This example is abuse and toxic, the relationship should end immediately as at least one of them (probably both) will not be happy moving forward.
@andhewonders
@andhewonders 11 күн бұрын
You know this is a comedy skit don't you?
@birthdayzrock1426
@birthdayzrock1426 11 күн бұрын
@@andhewonders "This example" obviously he knows
@YLS8763
@YLS8763 10 күн бұрын
@@andhewonders WHAT? No! I thought this was real life and there was conveniently a talented camera and editing crew in there!
@andhewonders
@andhewonders 10 күн бұрын
@YLS8763 I don't think they mentioned group encounters like that, you have a sick mind.
@Honorhawk
@Honorhawk 10 күн бұрын
@@andhewonders Given the number of people in the comments using this sketch as vindication for their shitty feelings, I'd wager that talking about the odds of a healthier version of the situation would be a good thing.
@RamblinRick_
@RamblinRick_ 11 күн бұрын
Tamara is brutal...BRUTAL
@jymwrite
@jymwrite 2 күн бұрын
"There's a rental crisis." great line!
@HeavyMetalKing88
@HeavyMetalKing88 11 күн бұрын
You can hear them trying not to laugh in the background🤣
@NotThatBob
@NotThatBob 7 күн бұрын
Something so real and honest about this sketch lol. Very funny.
@OoTRIGGAMANoO
@OoTRIGGAMANoO 9 күн бұрын
Bloody brilliant mate!
@StarrHrdgr47
@StarrHrdgr47 11 күн бұрын
Been there. Horrible situation.
@facelessandnameless
@facelessandnameless 8 күн бұрын
The reality is that if your woman is asking you for an open relationship it’s because she’s already cheating.
@captainobvious8037
@captainobvious8037 10 күн бұрын
I can't be the only one who thinks being poly just cause your partner discovered he/she is bi is equally unacceptable and dumb as.. you know, being poly in general.
@BurningMad
@BurningMad 9 күн бұрын
You sound like a judgemental knob.
@patrickrada2923
@patrickrada2923 3 күн бұрын
You are certainly not the *only one* who thinks this way, but that does not mean that *everyone* thinks like you.
@captainobvious8037
@captainobvious8037 3 күн бұрын
@patrickrada2923 And that is where the issue lies.
@patrickrada2923
@patrickrada2923 3 күн бұрын
@@captainobvious8037 My comment was about the last part *"...equally unacceptable and dumb as.. you know, being poly in general".* What I meant was that your opinion that poly is generally stupid does not have the general validity that your wording makes me understand it to be.
@captainobvious8037
@captainobvious8037 3 күн бұрын
@@patrickrada2923 oh, did you not understand what i was saying? Could be my bad
@westrim
@westrim 11 күн бұрын
I like the addition of the terrarium, it really brings life to the room. Not quite as much as the Fifth Element Leeloo poster, but you know, that'd be hard.
@mistermelorious
@mistermelorious 10 күн бұрын
King of the subplot my friend.
@spaceman9599
@spaceman9599 11 күн бұрын
The best reaction to that proposal is ''k, thanks, bye'
@dlobelow760
@dlobelow760 11 күн бұрын
The bags would've been packed the minute she brought the rental crisis. "Oh dear, can't find a house? Well, bud, sucks to suck!"
@johnpike8010
@johnpike8010 11 күн бұрын
I'm not saying polyamory cant work, but i have seen it tried by a bunch of different couples, and fail every time. Ive seen them start poly. Ive seen them build a solid relationship first, then open it up. Ive seen them sit down alone or with professionals to agree on rules. Ive seen it done with a single gender, and with more than one. Ive seen it where the guy gets more action, ive seen it where the girl gets more action. Ive seen it where it was roughly equal. Every single time it was a painful failure for everyone involved. Every. Single. Time. I don't gamble with those odds.
@drsnova7313
@drsnova7313 10 күн бұрын
Unlike those monogamous couples where every relationship lasts until the death of one of the partners, 100%, all the time. That's why "breakups" and "divorces" are never a topic in any popular medium.
@KrytenKoro
@KrytenKoro 10 күн бұрын
​@@drsnova7313 you're talking 45% failure rate vs 92% failure rate, bud. You get that your argument is "sometimes people die even if they're wearing a seatbelt so seatbelts are useless", right?
@mrkiky
@mrkiky 10 күн бұрын
@@drsnova7313 The suffering is much greater though. In a monogamous relationship, they might start to fight about random stuff. Worst case, he gets cheated on. In an open relationship, his soul left his body immediately. Getting cheated on in a monogamous relationship is like getting attacked and beaten up once, while being in an open relationship is like getting beaten every day and told that you agree to it.
@johnpike8010
@johnpike8010 10 күн бұрын
@ You take what risks you feel comfortable with. For me, my wife is my closest friend and most important person in my life. Ill do everything i can to strengthen our relationship. Since putting my dick in other people even with her informed consent increases my likelihood of losing her dramatically, ima choose not to do that. Its simply not worth the risk. I value her far too much.
@safirahmed
@safirahmed 18 минут бұрын
It was said decades ago that partners are not just being intimate with their partner but also each others partners, their partners partners, their partners and so on.
@WiCharizard
@WiCharizard 11 күн бұрын
Here before youtube deletes this one too. Thanks for the videos guys, some of the only good dirty comedy left
@hunatya3183
@hunatya3183 11 күн бұрын
The dialogue and the acting is so perfect in this one xd
@osmoregulatoryorgan
@osmoregulatoryorgan 5 күн бұрын
in an open relationship you're just friends with benefits.
@Tylersimmons1995
@Tylersimmons1995 11 күн бұрын
If this ever happens to you immediately leave.
@mkflare
@mkflare 9 күн бұрын
Brooo 😭😭😂 literally the worst thing to happen to anyone 😂
@alexanderg1935
@alexanderg1935 10 күн бұрын
This just hurt me. But I appreciate the clarity it brings. Thank you.
@razzledazzle15
@razzledazzle15 10 күн бұрын
An onahip is like $300. Self esteem is priceless.
@addictedtofigbiscuits
@addictedtofigbiscuits 10 күн бұрын
why did i google that.
@kinsmed
@kinsmed 11 күн бұрын
So much guts to have a dramatic pause that long.
@catsupchutney
@catsupchutney 10 күн бұрын
I had a friend who experienced exactly this. She admitted to me she stayed with him for a year so she had a place to live.
@econojon
@econojon 11 күн бұрын
Was hoping for a twist 😭
@Madash023
@Madash023 11 күн бұрын
there was one at the very end, but most people missed it because of how hard hitting this all was
@dexter111344
@dexter111344 11 күн бұрын
The twist was he was already sleeping with her new boyfriend.
@Arman-x9r
@Arman-x9r 7 күн бұрын
The ending was metabolical
@Chickenandfriends-dj4vt
@Chickenandfriends-dj4vt 9 күн бұрын
It's all of the background terrariums that makes it hit home.
@sneezyfido
@sneezyfido 11 күн бұрын
This is so very recognizable. From the other perspective this kind of stuff really messed up the poly community as well. At some point it became a popularised concept to excuse cheating with and a huge number of "exploring" couples flooded in. They're considered cringe from both ends.
@SPECTRA890
@SPECTRA890 5 күн бұрын
Comment section on the skit be like a reddit advice section that's actually useful 😂
@eF_cz
@eF_cz 11 күн бұрын
Another day and age, this would've been funny. Now, it's more like reality livestream or documentary.
@gawelszczytkowski1991
@gawelszczytkowski1991 10 күн бұрын
Cuckumentary
@charleswells5751
@charleswells5751 10 күн бұрын
"If you want to be happy living a king's life never make a pretty woman your wife" ~ Robert Mitchum, From a logical point of view
@johndee4251
@johndee4251 7 күн бұрын
He just has to wait a few more years until they are divorced with kids and they come rolling on thick.
@seanpierce9388
@seanpierce9388 9 күн бұрын
It's okay. AI robot girlfriends are coming. Women better wake up and realize they're about to be obsolete.
@GrantBotes
@GrantBotes 10 күн бұрын
😂 hilarious, and yet there was more than a slight note of familiarity and reality in this sketch! Ouch!
@zengalileo
@zengalileo 11 күн бұрын
You guys are absolutely legendary.
@Frosty4427
@Frosty4427 10 күн бұрын
The cameraman giggling got me.
@Gnarfledarf
@Gnarfledarf 10 күн бұрын
The pause in this video is longer than most of this channel's sketches.
@elcht6219
@elcht6219 10 күн бұрын
should i laugh? i think i need to cry...
@SoTOreo
@SoTOreo 11 күн бұрын
More History channel than the actual History channel
@serpserpserp
@serpserpserp 10 күн бұрын
What actually happens in real life is the person who is in control of the lease holds all the power here. We are in that much of a rental crisis.
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