Never go to war with humans | Best of r/HFY | 2072 | Humans are Space Orcs | Deathworlders are OP

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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@AgroSquerril]

3 more days till the surgery , will let everyone know how it goes. Would be super awesome if can get this video to 25k views in the meantime :)

[@JohnSmith-kg2rt]

Hope it goes well and you have a speedy recovery

[@CT-1035]

Hope it all goes well, and stay safe

[@vot1022]

Get well soon

[@mojavegreen2072]

Are you nervous?

[@julonkrutor4649]

Be well

[@Vulpine407]

"Cousin Worf, have you tried this new video game?" "No. And you should not either." "Why not?" "I know humans..."

[@cybercifrado]

I heard hat in Michael Dorn and Tony Todd's voices. 😀

[@hamsta11]

For Klingons, war is an art and way of life. For humans, war is a game and a way to pass time between other vices.

[@ThelostMirage]

There are no lengths a human shall not go to in pursuit of their hobbies, their passions and their entertainments. When war is a game, Your life becomes a Joke and your species becomes a Kill Count.

[@erankaguri8621]

Quark in ST ds9 had a similar take on humans. "You take away their luxurties and they'll put klingons to shame." I'm paraphrasing.

[@kgmotte2363]

Didn't Quark also Add in as a note that he was Flabbergasted at the Evils that Humans were capable of and did in their past, such as Slavery. "As Much as every other species out there likes to look down on us Ferengi for being immoral, but at least we never Did that!" (Paraphrasing as well)... While Also Conveniently ignoring how his own people treat their Females and how he's Literally Exploiting his Brother LIKE a Slave as he's saying it...

[@bragnir]

@@kgmotte2363 That's the thing, though: Ferengi workers don't want to end the exploitation: they want to become the exploiters themselves. They "play by the rules of the game," in a highly aggressive, yet organized society- and are always careful when upheaving something, not to do too much, least the price of their gold-pressed-Latinum drop. Humans, on the other hand, will take completely self-destructive and collective-destructive actions just to get at someone they hate enough. Quark was also notably shocked to learn that Humans would irradiate their own planet.

[@FLMKane]

​@@kgmotte2363 Quark paid his brother. He cheated him, he didn't enslave him. Big fucking difference

[@Beerbottles123]

He also was horrified by the fact that human Irradiated their own planet and yet impressed they are able to market poisons (cigarettes) as a commodity.

[@michaeldayman682]

​@@bragniroddly enough human slaves, when freed would go on to own slaves of their own with pride.

[@Unknown.NotRegistered]

The story missed the best explanation for how clans attempting to back stab each other can destroy a rival empire in a video game: "I against my brother, my brother and I against our cousin, and us 3 against the world." One should never give humanity a common goal to unite against.

[@cgi2002]

The counter though is occasionally you will see the logic of "the enemy of my enemy is my enemies enemy, no more, no less". All depends on if your enemies enemy has done something to make you think you might be next.

[@austintaylor7765]

😊

[@mezec4317]

I just have the image in my head of a Klingon smashing his fists into the table at yet another defeat, his voice raising into a howl while cursing the gamertag of some child.

[@zacharyhawley1693]

Who glassed his last world because it was in the way of backstabbing another faction.

[@Chokah]

"May you burn in the fires of Gre'thor Kissmysack42069!"

[@jayoballes3547]

Damn you, Ghengisqueef452!

[@swimmingmide]

All while a 12 year old is spamming the chat with racist remarks and shit posting. I block most game general chat to avoid that kind of hate that only kids and terrible adults can say.

[@SarJulem]

Well no duh, children would kick Klingon butt. They just taunt them at every given opportunity and cause Klingons to go to war at the children's terms while ignoring the Klingon taunts... Imagine the possible interchanges between them. "Face me in combat you little scum sucker"!" "Can't, mum's calling me to dinner. Will pwn your ass later..." " Ugggh! Infuriating little p'taq! I will rend you asunder when you next come online!".

[@thomashiggins9320]

"Once upon a time, in the earliest days of interplanetary exploration, an unarmed human vessel was set upon by a warship from the planet Kzin. But the Kzinti learned the hard way that the reason humanity had given up war was that they were so very, very *good* at it." 😈

[@ahh_yes_mr_bax]

Fantastic book

[@Just_Tired]

​@@ahh_yes_mr_bax What book? Please tell me the title and author

[@ahh_yes_mr_bax]

@@Just_Tired im so sorry. I would have mentioned it if i remembered. I just KNOW ive read the book way back when i was in Iraq. My squad leader loaned it to me.

[@leechowning2712]

The Author is Larry Niven, and that quote is from one of his books in the Known Space anthologies. But honestly, any of his books are worth the read. Lucifers Hammer and Footfall are some of my favorites.

[@johnwatrous3058]

@@leechowning2712 Great SCIFI author. You should check out B.V. Larson's books.

[@yomogami4561]

lol i love that the klingon military/intelligence community gets owned by human children playing a game

[@WE_DONT_LIE]

Me boots up my Xbox one time to show why you don't make the rp guy mad

[@timothyblazer1749]

Those children have no shackles on them. They only desire to win. And they'll spend 1000 hours with spreadsheets just to find a 1% advantage. Still think those history and literature lessons were ONLY about keeping their instincts in check? :-) They are about persistence in the face of the ultimately boring, but useful pursuits!

[@DarkVeghetta]

@@timothyblazer1749 Can confirm, have played EvE Online.

[@elduquecaradura1468]

@@timothyblazer1749 I mean, history doesn't prevent us from commiting the same mistakes, just teach us the consequences of our actions and makes us think twice and if we just shrug and do it anyways, is because that is our nature xD

[@patrickkenyon2326]

And they haven't even met the Koreans yet.

[@rossdavies8250]

That story was too accurate not to touch a nerve. One thing I fear in myself is that I could become a believer, a cultist, a fanatic. I suppose the seed is in all of us.

[@uncletiggermclaren7592]

Thing to do, is pick a "cause" beforehand and commit to it with an open mind and you full good will. I have been King Arthur's' man for the most of my life. While one true man of Camelot endures, the Table Round will always stand.

[@iLikeCoffee777]

Oh it definitely is... I spent many years as councillor and one of the biggest fears I heard people express was not that they were weak but that they were too powerful and would actually cause harm. Self-sabotage was and is absolutely rampant for this reason!

[@elmodelo101]

It is, emotions (like fear or anger) are deeper in our soul than rational thinking, and faster. When your leaders point to an enemy, most people don't stop to think about the reasons for the conflict, they fear for their survival and attack irrationally.

[@elduquecaradura1468]

that's because we don't have "a seed" Ross, we are the planters xD

[@garrisonmoncher5461]

The elder told the child 'there are two wolves inside of us, one is of hatred, fear, anger, and sorrow. The other is full of joy, forgiveness, compassion and hope.' The child asks 'Which of them is stronger?' The elder replied 'The one we choose to feed.'

[@derekdrake8706]

As an American, I can honestly say: God help the galaxy if humans ever decided to deliver democracy.

[@noname-dq9uf]

God help them. If they decide to attack first, then the human will find something to end them all at any cost

[@thomashiggins9320]

@@noname-dq9uf Nah, but we will free the s**t outta them. 😁

[@noname-dq9uf]

@Thomas Higgins do you watch the russia badger? If so, remember the starwars battle front video, "That is a strange way to spell liberators," while playing as the empire attacking endor. If not, I highly advise watching it

[@user-iw6bu4iq4r]

@@noname-dq9uf Its the trope of most syfi, humans attack each other until humanity has a common enemy, then heaven help that poor soul. Or the trope is, humanity only attacks itself because we don't have anyone else to attack.

[@PeterJavi]

​@Nad Senoj but there are vast amounts of other very valuable resources which the US would be more than happy to free some alien species for.

[@ceu160193]

I imagine some aliens in real world watching this and being deeply concerned.

[@DistracticusPrime]

That's why we digitized and encoded our radio waves, and put most of the internet on underground cables.

[@robertthurman9866]

This is why I truly believe there are no aliens. I anyone possesses such superior technology to be able to get to us, their fist thought would be "We need to vaporize these dickheads before they get off that rock they live on!"

[@patrickkenyon2326]

The first radio transmissions an approaching alien will pick up, is the speeches of Adolph Hitler. If they don't recognize that as a warning, they will figure it out when they are being disected...

[@shardinhand1243]

a fun running theme in these is that humanity's not the biggest strongest or even really the most outwardly agressive... thats not why you should avoid war with them... you should avoid war at all costs with them becuase they're so damn good at making up for reletivly unassuming size and deminer by mass producing universe exploding weapons... so basicly just modern humanity after they learned the only sure way to protect themselves in a populated universe was to always defualt to the scorched earth policy of conflict.

[@billymom2782]

Simple fact if we cant have it neither can you.

[@BurakkuHishou]

It's that it's more than just strength or weapons. It's about the fact that we have done it for so long, that tactical and intelligence is practically second nature to us. We've figured out the ins and outs of war while most other races still think it's either about the best technology or the ability to out-power your enemy. Things like flanking, baiting, alliances set up for betrayal, martyrdom, decoys, diplomacy, etc. etc. We have mastered war to a level that most others would not have even thought of.

[@markpukey8]

And it's just the truth. We're the apex predator of our planet. Not wolves or bears or tigers or anything else. Bald monkeys that don't have fur coats, claws or useful teeth... and we still manage to gang up on EVERYTHING else and curb stomp it into extinction! We're so good at it that we're doing it by accident now just with dirty water and air.

[@geoshark12]

I just imagine a klingon getting angry as a kid told him he did the klingons mother the other night

[@kgmotte2363]

That Might just make the Klingon Proud to know that his "Worthy Adversary" was brave enough to take on his Mother... The Scariest Klingon he knows!

[@geoshark12]

@@kgmotte2363 XD

[@AnikaJarlsdottr]

Human Child: Tell your mother I said hi Klingon Militay Intelligence Officer: DAMN YOU NOOBSLAYER420XxxxxXX

[@Ibian666]

Ok, the idea of a bunch of very large and serious klingons playing a game against children, and losing, is just too much. Good pick.

[@vezoth6055]

It makes me grin imagining Klingons being curb stomped by children in pc war games

[@timmorris8932]

Videos like this always make me think of the prologue to the "Man/Kzin War" series. It goes roughly something like this. "When they Kzinti first came across mankind and saw they no longer practiced war they thought us weak. What they didn't realize is that we no longer practiced war because we had become so god damn good at it." This segues into the first chapter where an unarmed human research vessel defeats a Kzinti warship by turning the ships thrusters towards the Kzin and cooking them.

[@cybercifrado]

I'm just recently finding this channel and these stories. Do you have a link to the cited series? (Grew up reading Isaac Asimov and Arthur C. Clarke).

[@eviljoshy3402]

This is why when it comes to history, I believe in full disclosure. So we don't repeat it. When someone talks about wanting to erase a certain subject for whatever reason, I say that's a bad idea.

[@leechowning2712]

As an ex teacher, I've gotten in trouble repeatedly because I believe in absolute freedom of access to information. That does not mean we talk about everything in class, But every book ever should be available... Because otherwise you're gonna get caught by surprise by one of humanity's miscellaneous insanities.

[@Commandelicious]

"Get the Geneva Checklist boys!"

[@rat_king-]

12:00 Europe after 30 years... Father i crave violence.

[@calvinmasters6159]

Love it. Don't mess with humans. Their technology may be mediocre by our standards, but their evil is unfathomable. You will not be prepared for their treachery and villainy. Neither logic nor philosophy will equip you to sink to their level. Steer clear at all costs!

[@MagicalMaster]

Okay let's be completely honest. Literally everyone's plan come Armageddon is to go out as cool as you possibly can.

[@Virtualblueart]

Dr Strangelove got that part totally right.

[@jackburton37211]

@@Virtualblueart hell yea.

[@inquisitorwalmarius6650]

@@Virtualblueart remind me of the movie, im pretty sure it was a professor in a movie from the cold war era.

[@DarkVeghetta]

Eeeh. Mine's to protect my family _while_ looking cool.

[@christopherbravo1813]

mine is to be one of the 144,000 who die before it happens. XD

[@assemblyrequired7342]

Terrans have a tendency to be a nuisance to the Klingons in any universe. But like watching a train accident, they just can't not leave well enough alone. I hope the Klingons have lots of spare parts for their controllers and vid-screens, and holodecks. I would imagine that more than one device has met the business end of a Bat'leth or D'k Tagh, especially from having to deal with human children, and their extremely annoying tendency to throw taunts right back at you!

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

“If you want peace, prepare for war.” Vegetius

[@LewpyDrewpy714]

Also, Sun Zu.

[@calvinmasters6159]

Si vis pacem, para bellum

[@Commandelicious]

@@LewpyDrewpy714And Clausewitz

[@Parelf]

Humans casually playing a "Game" on the hardest difficulty to tactically use 20 peasant units to solo a whole army and defeat 3 other fully built empires. "This is fun =-)"

[@elfeater1760]

Nice to hear from you Agro. Take care of yourself it is most important thing.

[@randysmith9715]

Some time ago I read a short story about the Galactic Brotherhood. They determined that a star was about to go nova. It had an intelligent species on the 3rd planet that the Civilization had just discovered. They sent a shop to investigate and possibly evacuate as many of the inhabitants as possible. But much as they searched discovered that the planet had been abandoned. They realized that one installation was still working and noticed it was focused on a particular part of the sky. They went in that direction and discovered the entire species had set out in rocket propelled spaceships. millions and millions of them. The scientist of the ship told the captain, "it took us one million years to reach into space. It took them 200 years. We had better be nice to them. We only outnumber them one million to one." The captain thought is a fine joke. Twenty years later he didn't think it was a joke.

[@PureHg]

Can you tell the name of the story?

[@randysmith9715]

@@PureHg Unfortunately, I don't do well with names and titles. Currently looking for another book I once read.

[@anthonyspellman4260]

@@PureHg "Rescue Party" by Arthur C. Clarke, 1946

[@PureHg]

@@anthonyspellman4260 thanks

[@AlbertaFreeThinker]

Elected for good looks... Nice comment on Canada lol

[@theodoreslavo5385]

Klingons: You insulted my honor in twenty diffrent ways just sitting down, prepare to die! Humans: Woah my dude, I dont know if you know, but what you just said is a grave insult to my people. But all can be forgiven, look we'll just call it a misunderstanding have some of my grandmothers deliccious meatballs, go to a sports event, have some beers and go to a nice cross species interglactic titty bar and call it good alright? Also Humans: Hey, you hurt my pet, prepare to fukkin die! Aliens: Wa..we'll throw our full medical community behind treatment of your companion unit! Humans: We're listening....

[@Virtualblueart]

The first John Wick showed me that a cinema audience will cheer and root for the most violent form of un-aliving the bad guys after what happened to his dog. So yeah, rue the alien who decides to hurt our pets.

[@johnmullholand2044]

(As Inigio Montoya) YOU KILLED MY CAT! PREPARE TO DIE!

[@DistracticusPrime]

@@johnmullholand2044 Which, in turn, reminds me of Antonio Banderas as Puss In Boots coughing up a hairball.

[@Maddog3060]

Odd that the author decided to just copy Klingons outright, but I suppose it works well enough for this kind of story. I do like the idea that some of the xenos like the lecturer there outright view us as the Four Horsemen, just napping away, and that they are warning others not to poke the species that has survived, caused, and invented for both entertainment and planning purposes numerous apocalyptic scenarios, ranging from collapse of regional civilization up to and including biosphere death, exploding planets, stars going supernova, and XK-end-of-the-universe events.

[@christainsanders1243]

one of which includes wiping out the human race to stop the expanding of the multiverse cause there is a limit to how many things can exist

[@justevil100]

This story gave me such a laugh at the part about clans. I had a flashback to killing off whole servers in New World.

[@olegarioberrones1224]

So your saying humans found a new best friend?

[@SiegeTF]

A new Grod, at least!

[@bwake]

It’s three _missed_ meals away from chaos.

[@paulqueripel3493]

Takes a lot of aggression to lure one into a fight? Not been out on a Saturday night in Britain then.

[@seldonwright4345]

Thursday in Chicago. Detroit. Cleveland. L. A.

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

@@seldonwright4345 thats 4 cities not 4 countries lmao

[@timothylyons5686]

Never go to war with humans unless you are Daleks, Cybermen, Borg, Klingon or Mimbari.

[@johnmullholand2044]

You forgot the Cylons.

[@johnwatrous3058]

Or Cardassians.

[@teoteous]

Nice. Alternate universe Klingons.

[@christopherrogers532]

What most forget about games like that is it is best they do it in the game and get it out of their system there as oppose to reality. :)

[@comparatorclock]

Somehow, the notion of random human kids pwning adult Klingon warriors at a game of Stellaris is relatively believable.

[@thutanyanmarcus4134]

Also while signing defensive treaties with other empires

[@stilllostwolf8813]

ok that was amassing you did an amassing job with this story and this is my first time watching one of your videos so I cant wait to watch/listen to stories that you have narrated.

[@Monster_Ink]

The games 🤣 Thanks for the narration! For the algorithm!

[@jordicl4325]

welcome back, good luck with your surgery!

[@666stonewall]

Fantastic audio! Hope everything goes smoothly!!

[@bryanbuck2107]

Good luck with the surgery bro and keep up the good work on the vids there great

[@tk1850]

aggro thanks for this story ,you made my going to work night shift less terrible. wish you good tidings and good fortune with operation.

[@xavierzaxavier5873]

Thanks......😂😂😂😂😂 Human basically say we know can be cruel but just lets be friend okay?....

[@vincentprime740]

bolter rounds for you, and you, and you...

[@uCruz_]

I dont know, I really like the idea that humans are one of the few very tactically and military advanced civilizations cuz we fought between ourselfs for all our history, and we teach our young how to do it. If anyone knows any movies about this same thing I would appreciate.

[@InDadequate]

Enders Game

[@dragon1011dk]

WoW, I was laughing so hard that I crying and nearly wetting myself......That was really funny and depressingly true. Thank you

[@slogary4790]

I came looking for silver but I found gold... The video and the comments are just perfect. Never change, guys

[@anjhindul]

That was a great story. Love it

[@wambutu7679]

Your channel both delights and terrifies me.

[@dionlarsen10]

New sub , hahaha good narration 🤟🏼🔉🔊❤️ waits patiently for Klingon gamer rage feeds 🚀 👽 ✨

[@bozhijak]

What about the Kzinti from Larry Niven's "Know Space" series? They leap before the think. Result, one planet nearly cut in half.

[@DistracticusPrime]

What was it, three or four interstellar wars all lost to the humans, before either race even had FTL?

[@steppahouse]

Well done!

[@lazrustosadow5880]

Love your work

[@francoisfournier9813]

"Total Galactic Domination" almost started to sound like War Thunder. Poor folks can't catch a break 😅😂

[@hawkforce4295]

I’m late to the party, but I do hope you’re doing well and totally better now. Don’t know what you had done but I do hope you’re feeling better

[@WallNutBreaker524]

Humanity First!

[@davethm75]

Thing is human culture when faced with a massive enemy in threat go by this phrase "the enemy of my enemy us my friend"

[@ralphbecket]

Good heavens, what a short-sighted view of human history.

[@megadon_]

Avoiding conflicts for the good of everyone: ❌️ Avoiding conflicts so we can have less history lessons: ✅️

[@DanishArtist]

Hmm, sounds like the Mirror Terran Empire :)

[@mikeharris6429]

I don’t know what this author is talking about. I’d start with “war crimes” if I was in charge of the human response to a Xeno attack.

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@The_Zilli]

"When they ran out of guns they used knives and sticks, and bare hands. They were magnificent. I only hope that when it is my time, I may die with half as much dignity as I saw in their eyes in the end. They did this for two years. They never ran out of courage. But in the end, they ran out of time."

[@findiwindles]

This is hilarious. I can imagine many intergalactic races just watching humanity with a mix of horror and fascination, just wondering what we would do next. I laughed and laughed.

[@MrArthoz]

Democracy might seem frustratingly annoying...but would you prefer the imperium of man and the god emperor?

[@jonathanryan9946]

Yeah... they'd give this fictional professor nightmares. Especially once she finds out how they treat xenos. I'd get a big laugh to once she finds out they lobotomize their own people to make the equivalent of a controlled Borg collective of slave labor.

[@vincentprime740]

@@jonathanryan9946 how to treat xenos? a dose of bolter round would cure all their sickness.

[@DarkVeghetta]

At it's zenith? Yes, absolutely.

[@johnsheaman8057]

Good luck and quick recovery

[@geoshark12]

I think someone need to introduce the klingon’s to COD or battle field

[@persephonebonner5733]

Bravo!

[@LeoH3L1]

This vid needs the "I'm doing my part" meme.

[@briankerr6333]

Loving your work ,hope the op all goes well & thanks for the content 👍👍❤️

[@bradwolf07]

That was fantastic

[@alexitrinune1460]

Short story: We Nerf ourselves, and what is basically EVE Online.

[@techstepman]

lol this was so entertaining

[@flakcannon722]

Best of luck Mr talking squirrel, hear you on the flipside

[@stuartford5556]

Thanks!

[@AgroSquerril]

A pleasure , thank you very much for the dono it is very much appreciated.

[@anathardayaldar]

That always bothered me about ST Klingons. Nerds make space travel possible. Klingons hate nerds. How did they get into space?

[@Liethen]

Nerds called the Herc invaded them, so the gave the space invaders swirlies and noogies, stuffed them into lockers and stole their stuff

[@DistracticusPrime]

I vaguely recall one episode of Enterprise, where a retired Klingon scientist lamented the recent cultural / political shift.

[@mikesweeney5244]

Make Earth Great Again.

[@darnelljohnson5313]

😅🤣😂🤣😅😂🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂 i had to pause cause i was light headed and couldn't hear what was being said. I went back. I had tears in my eyes! WHEW!!! I'm gonna hear it again!!

[@mikkelnpetersen]

"Who not to f*ck with, beacuse they WILL make you find out"

[@lgnpvdge9177]

Imagine a whole race taking the game super serious to get sent back to lobby by a cracked out 14yr old n his friends 😂😂😂😂

[@kyberboi]

"so human goverment force young boys 8 hours of battle simulation every day?" "oh no not force thats what we do to relax"

[@victortahlor4038]

I wish you well, Hope for the best in your surgery

[@inquisitorwalmarius6650]

Only Humans can defeat Humans at their games. Any filthy Xeno trying will end up short. For the Emperor and Holy Terra!

[@AlexanderBushi]

Thanks, Regards

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

[@nevyn_karres]

Hehe I liked the story :)

[@bloodcult5262]

Good tovhear from you again my aggresive rodent friend

[@rastasrosco1318]

Hence the reason why so many diff ETs are watching and have stated no way are they letting us venture too far out in space if we carry weapons.

[@leechowning2712]

Humanity is behind the quarantine... And I guarantee that when humanity starts to expand, We will discover that. Somewhere just outside the comet zones, there are patrol ships.

[@shaunhurst2595]

In Star Trek lore: Humanity finish progressed because loosing a majority of the species meant there was no one to tell Zeframe Cochrane not to develop warp drive. It’s pretty hard to be a racist, sexist, or religious fanatic when every second person on the planet died violently in a global nuclear conflict for pretty much the same reason. So humanity picked themselves up, dusted themselves off, and got to work having put the lid on their aggressive behavior towards one another rightfully fearing their insatiable capacity for self destruction. Humanity’s war against the Klingons wasn’t with Earth dedicating every once of intellectual resources to eliminating the Klingon threat. Once humanity gained the upper they applied the brakes to the conflict and signed an armistice with Qo’noS. Individual humans may harbor hatred toward Klingons, but humanity will not allow itself to collectively despise a species knowing where that road ends.

[@whyjnot420]

"History is written by the winner" is not nearly as frightening as the actual truth; history is written by the survivors.

[@thatguyinelnorte]

"You talkin' to me?"

[@mbdzel]

Hope all is well.

[@agsilverradio2225]

FYI, most humans vote for leaders based on ideology, not asthetics.

[@vincentprime740]

and then 40 000 years later...

[@Fires_and_RiverBeds]

This Fictional Story made me cry. Damn it

[@JCDenton2012Modder]

Sounds like the Klingons need to "get good" then.

[@damaddog8065]

That was hilarious, accurate, I am forced to give a thumb up. :/

[@NewHampshirefinalboss]

Glad to see the surgery went well

[@AgroSquerril]

still waiting for it , should be in a couple days

[@NewHampshirefinalboss]

@@AgroSquerril shit must’ve remembered wrong

[@lgjm5562]

"fool you once, shame on you. Fool you twice, you my bitch!" - Conan Obrian

[@flaxtube322]

Hahaha Klingons! Heal up Agro. We'll be here when you return IN GLORY!

[@Spartan135]

Humans are Space Orkz? Well then... WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!