New at McDonalds The McSalad

If we look into the impact on the world of fast food by Morgan Sperlock, or as they are known today as QSR or "quick service restaurants" the results were salads nobody ordered. The fact is if you want a certain type of food you go to a specific type of restaurant. I was belittled for asking for a vegan option at a KFC, but for some reason they made a nonanimal chicken burger, DUDE! IT WAS A JOKE! So let's do what we do best and try and confuse the corporate world into another thing we didn't want or need.
/ talentless_cooking
#mcdonalds #salad

[@Triple_T_]

What a sad looking salad, surprised they gave u a bag , I'm surprised they didn't ask you to come behind and make it yourself lol😂😂😂😂😂

[@TalentlessCooking]

@@Triple_T_ I think it's funny that he tried to get me to go somewhere healthy 🤣 😅 😂

[@Triple_T_]

@@TalentlessCooking 🤣🤣🤣

[@AdventuresInSnacking]

This would probably actually be nicer than the salads they still have on the menu here 😂. I love how polite you were about not messing up anyone's workday.

[@TalentlessCooking]

@@AdventuresInSnacking You have salads there? Do people eat them, and what are they?

[@AdventuresInSnacking]

I can't imagine they're popular, but they must sell enough to keep them on the menu. There's a basic "garden salad" (lettuce, cucumber, grape tomatoes), a "classic chicken salad" (same as the garden salad but with chicken, pumpkin seeds and balsamic dressing), and a "chicken cesar" (lettuce, chicken, bacon, parmesan, croutons and cesar dressing"

[@TalentlessCooking]

@AdventuresInSnacking I can't believe there's three options! Also, pumpkin seeds are a pretty big swing too, so devicive!

[@AdventuresInSnacking]

Yeah, the pumpkin seeds surprised me too. 😯

[@ShawnyPsSnackScrutiny-ei1cq]

Good on the staff for playing along tho!

[@TalentlessCooking]

@@ShawnyPsSnackScrutiny-ei1cq he tried his best to make it happen!

[@KevinAndCatTravel]

I'm about it ! Pickle and all

[@KevinAndCatTravel]

The "sorry" at the end shows the character you are 😂

[@TalentlessCooking]

@KevinAndCatTravel I made 2 people wait an extra 2 minutes, and it nearly killed me! I felt like such a selfish dick.

[@KevinAndCatTravel]

@TalentlessCooking I held up the line for A&W puppy patty by 5 minutes in the drive through and almost died

[@TalentlessCooking]

@@KevinAndCatTravel there was nowhere to go! You're just out in the open!

[@ChrisShadowens]

This was brilliant! When you got the salad home I saw McNuggets on it and thought "man, McD's is running out of ideas for products". The reveal was hilarious and I love how the guy tried to do you a solid by suggesting a cheaper option at a nearby competitor! Great "review", maybe this'll trend as a wild "secret menu" option!

[@TalentlessCooking]

@ChrisShadowens if this became a trend, it would be hilarious!

[@AnyoneForToast]

Hmmm, that looked like more Dollar's worth of packaging than lettuce to me. It could be worse though, I once tried a McD's salad over here (England) and it turned out to be a very small box of lettuce with a single slice of tomato. And by "slice of tomato", I mean a wafer thin sliver of tomato skin from the very edge of said red fruit. Live and learn.

[@TalentlessCooking]

@AnyoneForToast it's not a real thing, it was just a joke, but it looks much worse than it did in my imagination. 😅

[@AnyoneForToast]

@@TalentlessCooking I get that it's for a laugh (I'm one of those wierdos that reads the description!), the sad thing is that the Maccy D's salad over here is actually a very real thing. Anyone with any sense, or not having a laugh like I did, would just go to a Turkish kebab shop and get a real salad from there. Top notch. 😁

[@TalentlessCooking]

@AnyoneForToast wendy's here makes a really good salad, I get it over their really bad fries every time. Most other fast food place I wouldn't even bother, including subway.

[@purpledonatello]

Honestly that salad look good. No one has come close beating their thousand island sauce in my opinion. All that salad needs is some cheese.

[@TalentlessCooking]

I didn't even think of that, a slice of processed cheese would have been a great idea!

[@minatran3652]

That looks good even though that salad 🥗 doesn't exist . My mum bought a small jar of European style pickled cucumbers 🥒 from Aldi today . I tried one it tastes the same as a pickle it's so sour I didn't like it .

[@TalentlessCooking]

@minatran3652 there's sweet pickles too, have you tried bread and butter pickles or branston?

[@minatran3652]

@@TalentlessCooking No I haven't.

[@JackieHerouxFoodReviews]

McDonald’s used to have salads until the pandemic in 2020 and also read online it was part of a strategy they were testing out, They should bring them back. This was hilarious. I thought you were funny! 😃😎

[@TalentlessCooking]

I haven't had one of their real salads, it would be funny to see them come back now.

[@abbyjeydee]

oh this is sad hahah

[@TalentlessCooking]

@@abbyjeydee It was everything I dreamed of, disappointment. 🤣

[@bengorniak2721]

LOL. I love it!

[@TalentlessCooking]

@@bengorniak2721 The best new delicious drop from the big mackers!

[@metatron2332]

Wait.... they don't have Big Ceasars Chicken Salat in Canada at McDonalds? But you can build a salat on your own? 🤔

[@metatron2332]

And they don't put much on their plate

[@metatron2332]

Looks like a BigMac without meat and bun. 😂

[@TalentlessCooking]

I don't know when, but they have removed their salads off of the menu. I have never met anyone who has had a salad at McDonalds Canada. I do remember that it had almost double the calories of a Big Mac. I think those kids got the assignment, it's supposed to look really bad. 🤣🤣🤣

[@metatron2332]

​@@TalentlessCooking ok that makes sense. Better take two BigMac instead one salad with the same calories 😂

[@TalentlessCooking]

@@metatron2332 exactly!

[@Dizguy01]

It’s so funny how you mess with the people at the drive-through with your odd creations lol

[@TalentlessCooking]

At McDonalds they have an "ask me" button, because I'm not the first weirdo to visit a Maccas.

[@Babygirl_in_bama]

lmao omg they where so confused , and loved the guy trying to help you out.

[@TalentlessCooking]

He did his best to not charge me extra, oh well, the chaos just adds to the humor! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Babygirl_in_bama]

@@TalentlessCooking lol yep

[@Newriverartist]

Had not seen that yet. I am not much for salads but that looks pretty good.

[@TalentlessCooking]

@@Newriverartist How much of the video did you watch?

[@Newriverartist]

All of it.

[@TalentlessCooking]

@Newriverartist ok, I was a bit confused, because it was a joke. You're not going to see it anywhere because I made it up to try and be funny.

[@Newriverartist]

Oh. I don't go to Mc Donalds much so I thought they were offering a salad. I did hear you say they don't have salads but I thought that was the joke. I guess I flaked out for parts of it.

[@TalentlessCooking]

@Newriverartist Aparently, some countries do have them, but Canada doesn't.

[@jaypeeztabernac851]

LoL, that's it stick it to the clown, Co-op has a nice chef salad at half the price, but hell yeah made for some good content and made me giggle once i knew what you were doing

[@TalentlessCooking]

@@jaypeeztabernac851 I could have had a really good salad for the price, but it wouldn't have been as funny, no matter how naked I got!