New Rule: Hello, Douchebags! | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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[@DancinDane]

5:23 "I've thrown up scotch older than this prick" Gold!

[@SuperGamli]

If it was a young democrat elected, it would be celebrated by Bill as progressive.

[@noamanrasul]

The was the best punch line.

[@fuzzywuzzy1355]

@@SuperGamli Oh please quit playing the victim. Bill bashes both sides and if this guy was a young Democrat I would make fun of it too

[@SuperGamli]

@@fuzzywuzzy1355 Where did I play a victim? Is that just your go to reply? When AOC became a congressman at 29, that was not funny right? It was amazing. There are teams, lets not kid our selfs, and thus - hypocrisy.

[@wordsculpt]

@@SuperGamli Well, if anyone can demonstrate hypocrisy, you can.

[@josephc28]

"He's a few yards short of a first down." Lol.

[@Blackmachismoo]

I love that one

[@Marijuanifornia]

Someone needs to tell Bill Maher that the US legalized weed to defeat the Axis of Evil. Hemp For Victory. USDA, 1942: catalog.archives.gov/id/1682 Hemp For Victory Act, 2019: www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/3652 Bill Maher needs to tell everyone else that the US legalized weed to defeat the Axis of Evil.

[@ricksflicks-]

This is so horrifying it's hilarious. One of those laugh so you don't cry deals.

[@bigtex4058]

Looking forward to seeing Perdue and Loeffler in his "Farewell, Douchebags" bit later this year.

[@josephcox178]

Big Tex, or sooner. I'd like to not see them at all.

[@chriswesterman5331]

Me too. Those RINOS are gone. MAGA folks will reign in their place and replace the Marxist tyrants now serving.

[@kagakai7729]

Update, Susan Wright, Trump-endorsed candidate in a Texas special election, has lost to establishment Republican Jake Ellzey. Uh oh.

[@DivaDWood]

@@chriswesterman5331 They were replaced with Democrats. And Perdue was a card-carrying MAGAt now running for Governor against Kemp, another MAGAt who wasn’t MAGAty enough for the MAGAt-in-Chief.

[@harmeharkhanna4225]

"If Michelle Bachman smoked bath salts". I'm dying 🤣

[@melissaxsue]

I'd replace Bachman with Palin 🤣

[@harmeharkhanna4225]

@@melissaxsue Lol, she does kinda look like Palin

[@karlinchina]

@@harmeharkhanna4225 Remember when Palin was their craziest politician? Simpler times.

[@harmeharkhanna4225]

@@karlinchina Back then I didn't even know who Palin was, but yeah definitely simpler times.

[@truepatriot3266]

@@melissaxsue and I'd replace bath salts with heroin and crack

[@MrPhotodoc]

We laugh but it's either that or cry. Thanks Bill.

[@rodneyskelly5960]

No!Laugh or Barf!

[@Armando_Brown32]

“And intellectually, let’s just say he’s a few yards short of a 1st down.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@richwinklesky8100]

But so spot on............................

[@barrywilliams6955]

In his campaign against Democratic incumbent Senator Doug Jones, Tuberville maintained that Jones voted to impeach Trump twice! Too dumb to know that the House of Reps are the ones that vote to impeach. Of course, as Bill pointed out, he couldn't call out the three branches of government correctly either.

[@エラー-e7v]

Priceless. that was classic Bill.

[@brianjennings1624]

Yeah thanks Alabama..... again. First mo brooks then this dumbf*ck! Geez what is wrong with you people? Are you trying to out dumb Texas or Florida?

[@エラー-e7v]

@@barrywilliams6955 that will qualify him to be on the Finance committee together with a counting beads set

[@timothyrayba1339]

"Michelle Bachman on bath salts", hilarious.

[@sunsaverfromnhh9184]

"I've thrown out Scotch older than this prick..."- ROTFL!!!

[@martinjnagy]

*up

[@unbotheredmovement]

Thrown up!

[@YG1935]

Well he's on Instagram b/c he has an spinal cord injury.

[@JoannaVancouver]

@@YG1935 what?

[@ian12346]

@@YG1935 yea but Tom Cruise didn’t even buy that car though. 🥴

[@ColorsofHopeCraftsASMR]

This was hilarious and terrifying at the same time!

[@AlwaysRight1776]

Soooo terrifying. Let’s hope they can undo all of the oppression we all suffered these last 4 years.

[@tommcfeely8707]

Republican party summary right there.

[@TG-tb7ep]

Hunter's laptop computer contents, that's terrifying.....

[@denasharpe2393]

Dear Lord..look who got elected...what hath been wrought?

[@jacobjorgenson9285]

@@TG-tb7ep you have ZERO idea that in hunger email. Keep that in mind

[@henningskondowe801]

"I've thrown out scotch that's older than this prick" 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 I'm dead kwaaaaaa

[@Bunkerdwarfputin]

..."thrown up"... is what he said, actually... Which makes it funnier, yes? 😜

[@larryarcher4502]

Nobody throws old scotch Out! But it has been rejected at times!

[@r.h.6249]

that last joke about the florida teacher was freaking hilarious

[@bobkelly671]

No Matt Gaetz? He’s the most deplorable one to watch out for.

[@veejennings5449]

Matt Gaetz One Of Trump's Enabler..

[@daver29]

@Ryan Navas The left's continual attack on the constitution is getting these ever more aggressive right wingers elected. They just don't get it!

[@rolandihaza505]

Being deplorable has become a badge of honor

[@rolandihaza505]

@@daver29 the left thinks they can intimidate their ways to power. They only have Book sense, no common sense. America is a center right country

[@tomasdiaz1974]

He's not a new one.

[@jessstuart7495]

I think we need to dump about 2 trillion dollars into public education here in the United States.

[@ViffeNify]

Not enough

[@eddenoy321]

I think its time to replace traditional schools with online teaching/coaching centers and flexible schedules. Public schools have long needed an overhaul. They have been a joke for over 2 generations now. This pandemic could be an opportunity.

[@TheTeatimecrumpet]

@@eddenoy321 The answer isn't online learning. A massive number of kids are straight up failing. Some have proposed just holding all the kids back a year.

[@Blue_Azure101]

🤣😂😂😂🤣

[@eddenoy321]

@@TheTeatimecrumpet Not exclusively online learning. We need more than that I understand.

[@jacovawernett3077]

Josh Hawley makes Nosferatu look like prince charming.

[@erikandrus4387]

Thank you! When Bill accredited him as handsome, I wanted to yell "uncross your eyes!"

[@peterdanner2336]

You two should be writing jokes for Maher. Yours really are that shit 😂

[@doglover-mb6bs]

He reminded me of someone, I just couldn't put my finger on it until your comment! Totally!

[@nrellis666]

vampires are supposed to be charming and only want to drink your blood... Republicans want to charge you for the privilege

[@jacovawernett3077]

@@nrellis666 they will not be able to bring the lint in their pockets to hell. L'chaim from Jacova born March 11...in Bethlehem. 5 decades ago. I could easily round house kick the larynx of Hawley. I just don't want to get to much shite on my puma sneakers.

[@PeaceFan1]

SOOO RIGHT ON and VERY Well DESERVED about those TRAITORS!!!!

[@1991jdclark]

I still can't believe these last 4 years happened. Like WTF?!

[@sw9618]

Feels like a fucked up Shakespearean dream, doesn't it?

[@1991jdclark]

@@sw9618 goodness you are on the nise. King Lear.

[@sw9618]

Jenny klarke 😄

[@keithknetge6908]

I know it's almost like we had the best economy in us history till covid-19 lockdowns

[@sw9618]

@@keithknetge6908 Yes and who's fault is that? BARACK OBAMA. All Trump did was pass a tax cut, that helped the rich. So of course the stock market went up, it responds to the rich getting richer.

[@Sunny25611]

😂 “Only the BEST people!” 🤣

[@halweilbrenner9926]

There are some incredible CRAZIES out there.

[@egregiousqueef7781]

And EACH of those crazies? Some X,000's of CRAZY constituents heard their nonsense and were like "yeah, that's my/our kind crazy, let's put them into office voting on/drafting policy that will effect us all" THIS is the bigger problem - the deprogramming of the crazy millions who support these people throughout the U.S. (I say millions because let's not forget Trump got 7 million MORE votes in 2020 ... seriously WTF#*$)(#*$)(*#!!!!

[@KevKavanagh]

I was going to say you could omit "incredible", but then I saw what you did there.

[@lashlarue59]

No crazier than the people who voted for them.

[@robertmichalscheck3072]

Yep,incredibly stupid.

[@marklewen9384]

Yes...the left has no crazy imbeciles.....AOC?....letme rethink that one.

[@savagelizard420]

Bill Maher is a GOAT. This is gotta be one of my favorite segments from him.

[@teresaf991]

"The problem is the Republicans restock douchebags". My first thought sent to Hawley and there he was #1.

[@donahvanhollis22]

Make them pay at the ballot box

[@creativelife9871]

same

[@AeroGold1]

@@donahvanhollis22 the problem is the people in their state who voted them in like what they are saying. So they know exactly how to pander to their voters. Them being idiotic douchebags = an intentional feature for them, not a bug.

[@lisashrestha5023]

Same here! Josh! 😩

[@Charlie-wl2qt]

The states with the least educated people, most obese diets, and poorest areas are ALL RED. go figure

[@krismaganti1268]

"Move over AOC say hello to WTF" - Classic Bill Maher Love it!

[@sharylhobbs998]

“I’ve puked up scotch older than that!” You were on a roll Mr. Maher. Hilarious! Thanks for the belly laughs.🤣

[@joeygrey9878]

Amazing Bill can make us laugh in the reality that these crazies are in our Congress. Keep reminding everyone Vote, Vote, Vote! Get them out 2024

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

His complexion is quite reminiscent of throw up.

[@richardhoward2701]

You know what's really scary & sad at the same time..that these nuts actually got voted in...what does that say about America...😭😭😭

[@jared1964]

@B F greetings back to you my friend

[@davidlundquist1979]

It says that whenever budget cuts need to be made, public education funding is the first to get cut, every time. Thank goodness stealth bombers are so freakin' cool, or it might not be worth it.

[@lancairw867]

I had the same thought on the election of delusional Democrats that were voted in ? Funny how the citizens are escaping the blue states. Great job 👏

[@paulparker4240]

It's good to see Bill back in the studio again, but I really enjoyed his shows in his back yard...without the audience.

[@doubles7533]

The Florida teacher joke got me. Holy shit. 😄

[@zico81]

LMFAO I can't pick a favorite line, this guy is a genius!

[@Destinychanged]

“If a hot mic slur got voted into office” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Love it!

[@ktom5262]

It seems that the bar to be elected to Congress is very low these days.

[@bwenluck9812]

@k tom When I was a kid (about sixty years ago) I used to think that our elected officials were smarter than the average person; the past thirty years have dispelled that myth for me.... It would be funny if it wasn't leading to the downfall of America!!!

[@Shuizid]

Well the "bar" is to convince enough people to vote for your or not for others (the latter also via voter supression). And in a country with half the population brainwashed into a fascist cult that thinks golfing and TV are enough to make a good POTUS...

[@zacharynance9511]

@J G that’s why trump was able to take office

[@xanzibar5374]

You don’t have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate, remember?

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

Yeah, just cater to white bigotry. Forever THE cottage industry in AmeriKKKa.

[@annietang3780]

We will be watching them. The Republican Party is at its lowest with those questionable characters.

[@paulharrop5879]

After watching endless amounts of Trump coverage I thought the future was going to be boring and I contemplated going back to doing the crosswords every day. Having watched clips of these clowns 2021 could be more fun than last year .

[@RiZenAsH]

All politicians are questionable characters. You don’t need to focus on one party but all parties. They all have their hands in the mess we have now.

[@paulasmith2426]

CWZ34 Nancy Pelosi

[@lupowins]

Republican Party: Hold my beer.

[@neilonaniet]

Character ... good one.

[@fozziebumble8361]

Hi much love to everyone watching with love from Scotland x xxx where's everyone else tuning in from x

[@9803097089]

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[@haraldchristiansen2348]

Best I can do is say I'm enjoying a bottle of small batch "bonhabain" island scotch. Probably spelled that wrong. Bought it in a small cigar and whiskey shop in rural Missouri. Take care man. 🇧🇻 stuck in America.

[@roguedravidan2746]

India here.🙏

[@kaystevens8428]

@ Fozzie Bumble -- love to you as well. For the 1st 50 years of my life, I would've proudfully responded, "the USA", which I believed was the greatest country in the world. Sadly, Trump (& his ilk) changed that for me. Now I wish I could proudfully respond, "New Zealand", or "Scotland", or "Ireland", or "Canada", or "Australia", or "Finland", to name a few.

[@johnburt1172]

Let's hope we get to say, "Goodbye, Douchebags" to a lot of these characters RSN [Real Soon Now].

[@lydiaanderson7752]

@Hello John how are you doing?

[@Em3ga]

I was happy about Trump leaving, but then I am reminded of this list of "people".☹

[@randystewart9303]

They'll have their judgement day for their part in this entire tenuous tenure orchestrated by the almighty tRump...and Bolonia.

[@ralph_m31]

@@randystewart9303 Mark them all down so that they can't hold any committee memberships and that they can be replaced by the end of their terms with competent men and women

[@LG123ABC]

@@ralph_m31 You libtards are fans of "lists", aren't you?

[@chrisccc22]

@@LG123ABC Your new president Kamala Harris will see to it the list has all the boxes ticked.

[@jayclarke9611]

Maher s not totally accurate...because we still HAVE Bill!

[@dragonsangel7777]

We really need to stop asking 'can the Republicans get any lower' because they keep saying YES!

[@caroliner2029]

Hahaha!😁 At least they're 'glass half full' types...

[@エラー-e7v]

When the class of ‘20 goes low, the class of 21 asks how low?

[@dragonsangel7777]

@@caroliner2029 no the glass is empty and they keep trying to sell you the water that isn't in it!

[@RustyDust101]

Heck, it's not that they 'SAY' Yes!. The trouble is they actually succeed at lowering the bar each and every time. It's one of those times when I'd have been more than happy to be certain they had lied to me.

[@caroliner2029]

@@dragonsangel7777 hahaha!😁 Of course! My mistake!

[@bgregg55]

I'm crying too hard to laugh. The gop really has outdone themselves with these recruits from mental hospitals.

[@IOTewks]

It's far worse than that, because folks in mental hospitals don't choose to be crazy--it's just an unlucky hand dealt by the gene lottery. These new republicans are to a person murderously opportunistic sadists who chose to abandon reason and ethics, because it makes them feel validated and lines their pockets.

[@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz]

Sad thing is they affect ALL of us, NOT just the people in their states or districts!

[@anettanewport8514]

@Scorpio13 Majorie Taylor Green said in an interview on NewsMax that Biden was an illegitimate president and she was going to file articles of impeachment on his first day in office.

[@bimmerfan2126]

swampbabbies

[@anneclausen503]

@Scorpio13 Whats so crazy about AOC? She just wants the same policies we have in Scandinavia. We are doing pretty well.

[@AgentOccam]

"There's a new opportunistic infection in the Senate name Josh Hawley..." Ha! I like that one.

[@AgentOccam]

"I've thrown-up scotch older than this prick" Another gem!.

[@rolandihaza505]

What about the old infection in the House called Eric Swalwell? You can see the speck in other people's eyes but don't notice the log in yours

[@rodneyskelly5960]

Josh can hawley ass when the Capitol was attacked.

[@derekmulling745]

You forgot that waste of flesh cruz.

[@dominiqueearly2262]

Ya but he's not new. This segment was about all the new crazies in the Republican party. We need mental health checks for all of them but especially MTG. 1000% 🌰🥜

[@kitcoffey7194]

Republicans: No plans No compassion No morals And they do NOT care about you.

[@DrOrtho1732]

No they don't, just wishfull thinking

[@Mt-ue9qz]

Oh well, that’s a whole show vs a segment.

[@nikkigreeson6786]

Totally

[@willhiggins9563]

“ ‘I’m not good with the numbers’...Did I mention he wants to be one the Senate Banking committee.”

[@circe...]

"and SCENE." :)

[@chrishansen7326]

Why not Maxie on that committee she is a nut

[@firesign4297]

🤣

[@GaryHighFruit]

You're in!!! And in 2022 when you go before an ethics committee, bring the video of you saying that, and plead ignorance. Government is not the problem. The voters are.

[@flyniner3193]

All men are born straight! And together we can be United

[@luchifex]

I honestly don’t know how can Rafael Cruz sleep at night. He’s now trying to appeal to the Trump base. Pathetic.

[@9803097089]

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[@joesarr1671]

does he knows you called him? Raphae !!!!!l i almost choked on my tea.

[@kimberlys8422]

What Trump said about his wife... and he's still towing the line. He is a spineless bender and Texas needs to get rid of him.

[@Lord_Bibulous]

How does his wife sleep next to him is a better question.

[@NashobaLusaTaloa]

@@joesarr1671 Raphael Cruz is his real name. He goes by "Ted" so he'll seem less Hispanic.

[@viclincoln8588]

Hawley should have made the cover of "Washington Inciter" not the "Washington Insider"

[@zarakikon6352]

I think a nr of people should be in that magazine. Starting with the Orange Facist himself.

[@tommystyx]

Tommy Tuberville said "I'm not smart enough to understand all the numbers". That's understandable, once you get to numbers higher than two things get confusing.

[@エラー-e7v]

And he wants to be on the Finance committee

[@ostropogask9415]

Alabama is a disgrace to ths US

[@Sndyj457]

@@paulstanitz2723 nah. You can be a coach and be smart. He’s just dumb as fuk

[@エラー-e7v]

@@ostropogask9415 when it produces guys like Roy Moore and Jeff Sessions what do you expect

[@bunnymom9842]

You should have added Stephen Miller, Ted Cruz, mo brooks, hawley

[@duncancampbell3302]

Madison Cawthorn is the Anti-FDR. The guy Roosevelt fought against during a world war is literally this Chad's childhood hero.

[@gregcrawford1523]

Yep! He posted pictures of himself at "Eagles Nest", Hitler's retreat stating "Lifelong dream come true, visiting the Fuhrer's Eagle's Nest". He is rotten to the core.

[@Alic4444]

@@gregcrawford1523 Well that's good to know, and also disgusting.

[@Georgemanuel57]

Him and Haley are hard core Fascists very dangerous

[@bothellkenmore]

He also claims he went to the U.S. Naval Academy but he was rejected, false valor douchebag.

[@linmiller8147]

I laughed my ass off -- and then I got depressed. Depressed that these people even exist and can INFLUENCE others.

[@kon1402]

Let Rachel Levine take care of your depression.

[@massimookissed1023]

The 3 branches of government ? I know that one ! The Executive, The Legislative, & The Federalist Society.

[@emjd2009]

While its not the weirdest thing a stripper has been asked to do, you gotta admit, civics trivia is a weird kink.

[@fisherking7798]

😂😂😂

[@MartysMindTicklers]

One man does not get into power without all the “Enablers”. 🕊

[@donaldfisher4115]

48 years in politics concerns me more. Washington was never intended for life long, corrupt leaches.

[@veemo8405]

Lol Biden did.

[@-Stop-it]

@@donaldfisher4115 > While Biden has been in politics his adult life, it hasn’t been 48 years - you must be thinking of Mitch McConnell, Grassley, Shelby and Inhofe.

[@donaldfisher4115]

@@-Stop-it Biden has been in politics since 1972 so you’re right. Make it 49. Of all the diverse candidates, Biden is the worst. So much for the diversity party. If Sanders started a third party...that would be diverse.

[@-Stop-it]

@@donaldfisher4115 He has been out of government for the past 4 years. Diversity needs to include old white guys - like Jim Mattis, nobody thought he spent too much time in the marines.

[@debwright3190]

The fact that Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley are still in office is deplorable.😡😡😰😰

[@pedarsagg]

Same goes with the AOC, Omar, etc.

[@peppersanches412]

You haven't watched Josh lol

[@greghudson1489]

Here in Alabama, he is called "Tommy Tub-o-$hit".

[@herb369nichols]

Yeah but that's probably because he coached Auburn and not 'bama....? 😉😄

[@BasedKungFu]

But how'd he win? Whats up with Bama? Tommy came off as borderline intellectually disabled in some of his interviews 😂

[@エラー-e7v]

How about Tommy Full-o-Shit”?

[@BeinnBheagh]

Is this a case of people voting Republican because they've always voted Republican, despite the fact that the candidate has the IQ of a cantaloupe? (Sorry cantaloupes!) :-(

[@dabeage]

@@BasedKungFu It's Alabama.

[@lawrencemitchell5983]

Hawley seems like he'd slip easily into a Hugo Boss designed Schutzstaffel Uniform.

[@lydiaanderson7752]

@Hello Lawrence how are you doing?

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Hugo Boss never designed SS uniforms, his company only made them. Just as any German clothing manufacturer back then was asked/forced to make uniforms for either the SS, the nazi party or the Wehrmacht.

[@lawrencemitchell5983]

@@einundsiebenziger5488 Yes, you are correct; I should have said Hugo Boss produced uniform. This is of course ancillary to my point that Hawley is a Fascist and a threat to Democracy. I believe an officer within The SS and a graphic designer actually designed the black SS uniform.

[@totalnewb123]

Brutal honesty at its finest. Thank you for your service. 🤣😂😎👍💯🇺🇸

[@desertdaisymarie6951]

Pretty sad when I'm Australian and my seven year old special needs child knows more about your constitution than your representatives and senators 🤣

[@openyoureyes909jones6]

That is pretty damning about American politics.....they should be exceptional individuals, not winners of the popularity contest.

[@sidthecookiethief3133]

Are you talking about one party, or both?

[@niksatt4843]

It really inspires my ass to run for senate I also have zero qualifications but at least I'd want to help people lol.

[@mattgeiger9988]

Quit doing drugs when your pregnant

[@diegoamaya8471]

“... intellectually short of a first down ...” 🤣 This week’s new segment was excellent ...

[@youtubecensorsspeech6672]

these are the most incompetent people I've ever seen collect a paycheck, what a waste of resources.

[@Alic4444]

Thanks to right wing Christians and libertarians for putting them there to waste our tax money. Yikes.

[@bobhookstratten9567]

Republicans have no ideas, no answers, and no solutions. All they have are conspiracy theories and "Look, I own a gun!" My money is still on Alex Jones being the GOP nominee for president in 2024.

[@VaShthestampede2]

And yet people clamor for the U.S. to continue to grow the size of the government. Give these people more power, more influence.

[@bobhookstratten9567]

@@VaShthestampede2 government's not the problem. Republicans in government is the problem. Stop voting for Republicans and the country will be great.

[@tenacious645]

You've never seen me in a Friday 😏

[@bearinthewoods9068]

So glad Cawthorn is included in this list.

[@l.lockleer8836]

"Intellectually, Tommy is a few yards short of a first down!" And it was he that trump called on the sixth about halting the certification!

[@olefella7561]

Wishing everyone here good health and happiness always! ❤️🎉

[@florian8599]

Now I understand why AOC and her fellow Democrats fear for their lives with these colleagues... Yikes!

[@PhoenixDemocrat]

Thanks Bill! I love your description of Josh Hawley as “punchable” and Marjorie Taylor Green as a teacher who fools around with her students!

[@SnowTiger45]

Freaking HILARIOUS. I'm almost pissing myself laughing.

[@Jeremyramone]

The writers are on point tonight! Excellent work everyone at real time. Thanks very much.

[@grandycooper7891]

Pk

[@grandycooper7891]

V

[@grandycooper7891]

Very

[@JK_JK_JK]

Douchebags? You mean the people who push failed draconian government policies related to COVID-19?

[@sugarcookiecube]

Bill is a national treasure!!! Nobel, Nobel, Nobel!!!

[@jimmyz7218]

Lol ok

[@dreamyblue6688]

@gdi wolverine So where’s yours?

[@jimmyz7218]

@@dreamyblue6688 his point is it means nothing. If the PEACE prize meant anything it would go to Donald Trump.

[@fisherking7798]

@@jimmyz7218 ah yes the PEACE prize for inciting a terrorist mob to try and overturn the result of democratic elections and murder a couple of people along the way

[@jimmyz7218]

@@fisherking7798 yeah, Obama did do that. And they're still doing it.

[@alonzobishop3671]

Somewhere, Jerry Springer is laughing hysterically...

[@cynical2to1]

these are his reincarnations

[@goldinthefurnace]

Thats Judge Springer now apparently!

[@Dana-uc6xu]

Omg the Florida reference is PRICELESS!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@engineeringsquirrel]

The world: Lets send our best and brightest to lead our country. GOP: nah, fuck that.

[@oldishandwoke-ish1181]

Also Tories: Nah, fuck that.

[@jorgy1470]

F off

[@jasmintrujilo6297]

BUT...ILLEGITIMATE BIDEN IS NOT OUR BRIGHTEST HE HAS ALZHEIMERS, HE IS NOT OUR BEST UNLESS YOU MEAN MOST CORRUPT OF ALL THE UNHINGED COMMUNIST JACKASS BIDEN NEEDS TO BE IMPEACHED FOR TREASON FRAUD BRIBING SELLING OUT AMERICA TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES

[@zamfirtoth6441]

Aoc is barely smarter than my dog

[@oldishandwoke-ish1181]

@@jasmintrujilo6297 Think you are talking about your ass boy Trump.

[@TF-Times]

The fact that republicans aren’t constantly embarrassed by their party says a lot.

[@yawningchasm33]

their curb feelers must be broken

[@stevekluesner4430]

Or is it that they just won't admit it ¿

[@bigbaddaddy3634]

The fact the Democrats think going back into war is a good thing. Welcome back Obomba 2.0 . You people are so brainwashed by douche bags like Bill

[@tgbedini]

@@bigbaddaddy3634 So, GW Bush was not a republican? Good to know.

[@kcoup1626]

@@bigbaddaddy3634 go hang out with microwave listening lady, trust fund baby, and your other gun nuts. It's hilarious that Bill just listed off Q house members and you think it's the dems that are brainwashed. 😂😂😂

[@ellicel]

Can’t believe Tea Party Republicans would one day be the “well, at least they weren’t THAT crazy” Republicans.

[@leeviajero2716]

Oh, the Tea Party is the same thing- there are still people who show up to these little soirees dressed like Captain Teabag...

[@CameronBrtnik]

Oh man I'm in tears laughing, spent covid year watching my fave seth meyers, but so refreshing coming back to maher!

[@MM-mu5pz]

I wish I was from Canada so I could laugh, but alas. I am an American.

[@BungsViet]

We're laughing, but at this point its to cover up our obvious fear and worry

[@Eastsid3]

Ah what the hell laugh anyway

[@nonmagicmike723]

Move to Canada and vote Trudeau. But liberals love America too much to leave it, even though they're ashamed of such love. But they love it so much they want to turn it into Canada. And then where would Canadians flee to?

[@alannabaker8293]

sorry eh

[@jamescornwell1935]

@@nonmagicmike723 trudeau is a corrupt muppet as well.

[@preztruman-tv9zi]

Most of my Florida neighbors believe the three Branches of government are, Oak, Maple and Pine! Seriously, ask five customers at your weekend gun show.

[@bfitz82]

You should tip 20% at every restaurant. Servers are incredibly under-paid in America.

[@fisherking7798]

The strange thing is, there's a minimum wage but not for servers hail to the lobbyists

[@janvanveelen]

An other terrible American custom, tipping. Everybody should be paid by their employer like everyone else. To depend on the goodwill from customers is crazy. Here in Switzerland we do not have to worry about tipping exactly right because we usually do not tip or if we do it is 2 or 5 francs to show appreciation for good service.

[@jesse7631]

The entire idea of tipping is so retarded it isn't even funny. Why of all the services jobs that exist is this one where the employer isn't required to pay his employees enough money, but instead rely on the whim of a customer? One of the stupidest things that still exists in the country, and for no good reason.

[@haraldchristiansen2348]

@@Balletified good for him. Personally, I can only afford a few bucks. But, I do leave a tip. Take care DJ.

[@haraldchristiansen2348]

@@jesse7631 it is what it is. Leave a goddamned tip.

[@cathypurnell9331]

Thank to the director of the Department of Keeping it Real. Thanks for some truth Mr. Bill.

[@jmc4509]

I live in STL and there’s a huge billboard near my house that says “Resign Hawley.” With a photo of his DB face. He does NOT represent the people of Missouri.

[@sharonmullins1957]

He must have influenced enough, to be elected.

[@richaelblewett5068]

Really?! You all need to prove it!

[@bowtiethirteentwenty8627]

What has happened to Missouri the last few years?? {politically}

[@claytonweaver7335]

@@bowtiethirteentwenty8627 America changed. Missouri didn't.

[@robinjackson7882]

Happy to hear that.

[@BetterLifeAhead35]

For the curious: Tuberville said the 3 branches are house, senate, and executive. He also said WWII was fought to free Europe from Socialism.

[@gazpachopolice7211]

He right if he is a Nazi revisionist.

[@nadominhoca]

AOC answered exactly the same about the 3 Branches...

[@paultuke5110]

@@nadominhoca She actually said the '3 chambers' of govt - not branches.

[@elizabethhenning778]

@@nadominhoca Wrong. While she was doing a cooking video, she said "three chambers of government" to mean the House, Senate, and White House. At least compare apples to apples. If you want to see incompetence, how about Judge Back-in-the-kitchen not knowing what the First Amendment protections were during her confirmation hearing?

[@nadominhoca]

There are no 3 Chambers of Government. I would ask you to provide us the definition of the 3 chambers of government. If you do I will happily say I was wrong.

[@juniper617]

Boebert is also anti-mask. So her single issue is pretty much “drop dead.”

[@emperorpalpatine2531]

Imagine if she was killed by the very thing she swore to protect, god forbid that happen, but I can’t help but think about how ironic that would be

[@jacqdanieles]

@@emperorpalpatine2531 - exhibit A -- Herman Cain

[@colleenpowell462]

Evidently, biden, pelosi, newsome, are anti-mask as well...

[@junsinator971]

You don’t wear a mask then you die? Interesting. Guess I’ve been lucky so far.

[@emperorpalpatine2531]

@@colleenpowell462 well they aren’t. Pelosi has her mask down her chin ONCE and you conservatives go nuts trying to malign her because of that. Newsome sits down at a restaurant ONCE and you want to say he’s anti mask. The difference between these democrats who have mostly worn their masks correctly, and the conservatives who haven’t worn their masks at all is this: The dems have been preaching over and over that it’s important to wear one. Republicans have never said mask up.

[@codynguyen2742]

You forgot Jim “gym” Jordan, Matt goats from Fl, Moscow Mitch, Lindsey graham, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and what’s that guy fake farmer but real manure from ca....and so many more I can’t think of their stupid names 😂

[@Vlagstaf]

They are not the « freshface » Here are the douchebags we never heard about until 3 months ago

[@PresidentUSVI]

Lol @ fake farmer but real manure from CA 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣⚰️

[@Zeldarw104]

....... Ron (fat neck) DeSantis, Rick (the zombie) Scott, Lindsay (can't keep my eyes off you boy) Graham. 🤨

[@Zeldarw104]

Also Matt (ginormous, boot head) Gaetz.🤔

[@lynneshawe9714]

This was so funny I had to come back and watch it again! Still laughed out loud.

[@darrellmay4502]

a 7-year-old said that it is sad that the trumpers have to breathe our air and poison it...

[@Bozzemoggel]

@@nandorblue well, obviously your 12-year-old is outsmarted by a 7-year-old,... congrats ^^

[@mdproductions9372]

Ill take bullshit that never happened for 500 Alex.............

[@MrStGeorgeIllawarra]

Madison Cawthorn looks like a Ken Doll came to life and he creeps me out.

[@gt8569]

Yes

[@MrSivilla]

He looks like an F@#$ing nazi in that pic.

[@cestwhat1317]

A Ken Doll on Crack

[@deeznuts8707]

The only thing is that he can’t stand on both legs. Lol

[@HakeemsLight]

@@deeznuts8707 too soon

[@stevenjamison5896]

So funny! Well done Bill!

[@misterx6490]

3:11 - What's going on with her torso? I can't tell if she's wearing a girdle or a bulletproof vest. Maybe it's a back brace - because carrying Trump's water is considered 'heavy lifting'.

[@t.d108]

Oh Lord, it makes me kinda too scared to laugh... Breathe. Focus. They’re counting on us to be stupid. We’re not.

[@suezbell1]

What we need to guard against is voter apathy. Even if the Biden administration cannot get every thing it promised done by 2022 or 2024, we, who are sane (or mostly sane) cannot fail to vote or what we will enable the GOP to put in office are more and even worse douch bags .

[@freeman8721]

"Status of the law" When a name is spelled in all capitals it represents a corporation Corporation - is neither living or breathing and can't control itself therefore needs a controller. A citizen is not a man or woman but a corporation. The word man and woman are not written in any government law or amendment or constitution. The government is a "Business" "Business" "Business" This business literally has the definition of - govern - to control - ment - the control of ones mind =Government = To control the control of ones mind Department = de ( take away ) part ( a piece ) ment ( the control of ones mind ) Citizenship is a contract. "Contract" "Contract" Citizen ID = NAME SPELLED IN ALL CAPITALS BIRTH CERTIFICATE = NAME IS ALL CAPITALS News, media, Hollywood, movies, school, books, college, businesses, government....all tools used to accomplish ( MIND CONTROL ) Teach freedom means to be under the control of others who don't care about you, aren't family or friends, and literally use you like a slave then toss you out like used toilet paper... at a young age and watch how hard it is for that child when grown to figure out the truth and fight and win that battle. How can a man or woman be free when they aren't taught how to read, write, or speak for themselves ( Hire an Attorney or Lawyer + $$$ Time and Energy - still won't know what was said or agreed upon ).....???? Don't get into trouble..you couldnt defend yourself if you had to. And the lawyers and attorneys aren't for you...they will go have lunch with the judge prosecutor and your attorney and laugh after they collect of your ass and throw you in the worlds slave mill trap...prison... There are terrible people and they are in control and have way too much power and authority. 1% of the population own 70% of the worlds wealth and control the remaining 30% that we man and woman fight over. The world isn't proactive at all! And the world is supposedly your protector and food supply! Never even made it mandatory as homework to grow your own food and learn to build/repair houses vehicles... But to be dependent on the 1% collecting off we slaves.... Lie to you about medicine and poisons... Cigarettes have over 3000 chemicals in them and are addictive proven Killers...yet they are being sold still at every gas station. Alcohol is a killer and has been proven to be yet they create bars and entrapment of places to go and drink and drive where many have died and lost their families lives and are in prison for lifenfor not even remembering driving home and making a mistake. HYPOCRISY AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL YOU ALL GOING DOWN IF ANYBODY DOES Depend on a group of people who are proven to be corrupt greedy liers who will destroy all the man and woman and the world without thought of consequence ( because they wouldnt do it if they did )... Who rule your lives, families, and world and govern you minds? If this is what you call Freedom, What is slavery? Define and prove what slavery is. Seems like the opposite of what is being taught as freedom is better choice than what we are being taught. Who is the Common enemy? Who is the Common threat and what? Answers?

[@souldavidthompson4854]

Marjorie Taylor Green: Everyone's favorite Karen ☺️😞

[@kellyfehr3719]

This woman couldn't qualify for jury duty! Are there no rules regarding mental competency? Wait... could Trump qualify? Huh "America... what a country!"

[@uudd369]

She is a trigger happy 'Karen' who wants to carry a Gun.. At the Capitol... Does 'Lock her up' apply to her now?

[@joelanderson_t]

I call them q-karens.

[@fisherking7798]

@@uudd369 for mental health reasons yes

[@ivankim78]

Kinda miss having Jon Stewart around to dissect the FOX and other right wing propaganda media. We still have Bill Maher and I do hope he stick around for many years to come.

[@tomogden2432]

The current iteration of the GOP is what you get when your party adopts "Ejukayshun is BAD, m'kay?" as a policy platform.

[@robinjackson7882]

They are supporting DeVos

[@lisakaz35]

These Quislings need to be gone. How can one "serve" without respecting the Constitution?

[@keithknetge6908]

Are you talking about the left? Because they're ignoring the first amendment with the lockdowns and censorship and that's just the tip of the iceberg

[@davemc1207]

Literally crying with laughter at this section, Bill nailed these lunatics but on a serious note how is it possible that any sane person placed a tick against these grifters names at an election. Staggering.

[@BadassBikerOwns]

It's because most people vote based on identity, regardless of who are the faces of the party. I predict that things will get worse for minorities like Blacks and Natives in the future. US will become more like Brazil with a lot of mixed people, and many of them will identify as Whites and vote right.

[@kyleyost1163]

@@BadassBikerOwns not hard to predict with a two-party system lol

[@erinstephens9996]

@@BadassBikerOwns I think it's more about people voting red or blue then people voting for the candidate somtimes or a good portion of the time it's what allows some of these people to get elected you should always research the people you vote for and unless you like what they say or the work they've done you shouldn't vote for them whether there a sheriff or mayor or congressmen or president who you vote for matters and says who you are as a human being and what matters to you so vote with your brain and not a party

[@herb369nichols]

"Sane" is the key word in that question . 😉

[@rloomis3]

@@erinstephens9996 _you should always research the people you vote for and unless you like what they say or the work they've done you shouldn't vote for them_ I always do that, and I've never voted for a Republican in my life.

[@natholder230]

"He's the far right JFK with a little dash of KKK" was absolutely genius!!!

[@yeoberry]

It's just a stupid, juvenile insult. Grow up already.

[@wjsnsd]

@@yeoberry Funny as fuck!

[@natholder230]

@@yeoberry Hawley's attempt at blocking confirmation with no endgame was a stupid insult to democracy. Grow up and take a loss already!

[@MaydayAggro]

@@natholder230 Did you say that to all the Dems the last several election cycles? Pelosi was still saying the 2016 election was stolen in May 2017. I know. That one was ACTUALLY stolen, right?

[@artban6993]

@@yeoberry Aweee.. No one cares about you're feelings.. Go kiss Trump's ring.

[@skyrule0003]

Bill Maher for President!!!

[@terryschilling5320]

"I've thrown up scotch older than this prick." Savage.

[@artban6993]

The vibe!!!!

[@tatumdilley6759]

@@artban6993 love

[@doates625]

Bill needs to bring back "America's Craziest Congresspeople"

[@Gymnopediea]

This just makes me wanna rewatch Colbert's Better Know a District. Why isn't anyone doing this?? Covid?

[@joeverna5459]

wow, looking back one year, Bill hit it out of the park on this segment.

[@judd442009]

Judge Judy: “A period of detention in a chilly upstate facility can be a great attitude adjuster.”

[@childwaters]

Attica is VERY chllly this time of the year.

[@shylanambiar4316]

@Lorne Armstrong I would love to see Trump get a second term. I just want it to be a prison term.

[@tomadams3528]

@Lorne Armstrong oh yeah? "Fool me once shame on you , Fool me twice, umm ahmm umm ahm shame on you again." - George W Bush.

[@Gymnopediea]

Sounds like a disgusting punishment. Just punch him in the face and give him reasonable facilties to consider his impact on others.

[@dianewilkins6269]

Her husband got a Pardon.

[@LindaJ3433]

Tuberville, sadly my state representation, deserves all the knocks you gave him.

[@alexandergreen7744]

Hello

[@seanwelch71]

Hawley's like Scott Walker, but without the bald spot.

[@judychandler8485]

Exactly 💯%

[@3x3mm]

Speaking of Scott Walker.....😂😂😂

[@DNLDVID]

Amen & Thank you, Bill for your service!

[@bigdog44pc]

Madison Cawthorn, kind of looks like Niedermeyer from Animal House.

[@ktom5262]

Tuberville looks like Bill's twin.

[@SierraThunder]

Yeah, and remember ? We found out in "Twilight Zone: The Movie", that his own squad killed him in Vietnam ! Sure it said it at the end of "Animal House", but it was nice to have it verified. Now if someone will just do the right thing.....................

[@bowtiethirteentwenty8627]

I see it now that commenters have mentioned it.

[@berniecruz8405]

When Bill made the joke about eating at shooters and asked about the freshness of the fish, I thought he was going to say, "I't like shooting fish in a wheel barrel!" LOL

[@kemohere]

*wheel barrow

[@snuffeldjuret]

@@kemohere why not just "shoot fish in a barrel"?

[@herb369nichols]

@@snuffeldjuret "Shooting fish in a barrel" is fine, but barrels don't have wheels 😉🙄

[@kemohere]

@@snuffeldjuret maybe this dude is into drive bys???

[@jacobsmith-hi6ey]

let's be honest some strippers are actually studying to be lawyers and doctors so I wouldn't be surprised if they know

[@carolliz4278]

Agree we should not generalize on the intelligence of exotic dancers.

[@ferox965]

Just watch people try to go at Stormy Daniels on Twitter. She's up on side of them and down the other. They aren't smart enough to stand a chance.

[@karenhartman9774]

Stripping is one of the few jobs that pays enough to afford higher education!

[@glormoparch5154]

One teacher fired for sleeping with her students became a stripper after. TV has educated me well.

[@justamangoddamn]

"You know Every Chad douchebag you see on Instagram on a jetski" hahahah