New Rule: Hello, Douchebags! | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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[@MrPhotodoc]

We laugh but it's either that or cry. Thanks Bill.

[@rodneyskelly5960]

No!Laugh or Barf!

[@DancinDane]

5:23 "I've thrown up scotch older than this prick" Gold!

[@SuperGamli]

If it was a young democrat elected, it would be celebrated by Bill as progressive.

[@noamanrasul]

The was the best punch line.

[@fuzzywuzzy1355]

@@SuperGamli Oh please quit playing the victim. Bill bashes both sides and if this guy was a young Democrat I would make fun of it too

[@SuperGamli]

@@fuzzywuzzy1355 Where did I play a victim? Is that just your go to reply? When AOC became a congressman at 29, that was not funny right? It was amazing. There are teams, lets not kid our selfs, and thus - hypocrisy.

[@wordsculpt]

@@SuperGamli Well, if anyone can demonstrate hypocrisy, you can.

[@bigtex4058]

Looking forward to seeing Perdue and Loeffler in his "Farewell, Douchebags" bit later this year.

[@josephcox178]

Big Tex, or sooner. I'd like to not see them at all.

[@chriswesterman5331]

Me too. Those RINOS are gone. MAGA folks will reign in their place and replace the Marxist tyrants now serving.

[@kagakai7729]

Update, Susan Wright, Trump-endorsed candidate in a Texas special election, has lost to establishment Republican Jake Ellzey. Uh oh.

[@DivaDWood]

@@chriswesterman5331 They were replaced with Democrats. And Perdue was a card-carrying MAGAt now running for Governor against Kemp, another MAGAt who wasn’t MAGAty enough for the MAGAt-in-Chief.

[@timothyrayba1339]

"Michelle Bachman on bath salts", hilarious.

[@josephc28]

"He's a few yards short of a first down." Lol.

[@Blackmachismoo]

I love that one

[@Marijuanifornia]

Someone needs to tell Bill Maher that the US legalized weed to defeat the Axis of Evil. Hemp For Victory. USDA, 1942: catalog.archives.gov/id/1682 Hemp For Victory Act, 2019: www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/3652 Bill Maher needs to tell everyone else that the US legalized weed to defeat the Axis of Evil.

[@harmeharkhanna4225]

"If Michelle Bachman smoked bath salts". I'm dying 🤣

[@melissaxsue]

I'd replace Bachman with Palin 🤣

[@harmeharkhanna4225]

@@melissaxsue Lol, she does kinda look like Palin

[@karlinchina]

@@harmeharkhanna4225 Remember when Palin was their craziest politician? Simpler times.

[@harmeharkhanna4225]

@@karlinchina Back then I didn't even know who Palin was, but yeah definitely simpler times.

[@truepatriot3266]

@@melissaxsue and I'd replace bath salts with heroin and crack

[@r.h.6249]

that last joke about the florida teacher was freaking hilarious

[@Destinychanged]

“If a hot mic slur got voted into office” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Love it!

[@ricksflicks-]

This is so horrifying it's hilarious. One of those laugh so you don't cry deals.

[@derekmulling745]

You forgot that waste of flesh cruz.

[@dominiqueearly2262]

Ya but he's not new. This segment was about all the new crazies in the Republican party. We need mental health checks for all of them but especially MTG. 1000% 🌰🥜

[@kitcoffey7194]

Republicans: No plans No compassion No morals And they do NOT care about you.

[@DrOrtho1732]

No they don't, just wishfull thinking

[@Mt-ue9qz]

Oh well, that’s a whole show vs a segment.

[@nikkigreeson6786]

Totally

[@joeygrey9878]

Amazing Bill can make us laugh in the reality that these crazies are in our Congress. Keep reminding everyone Vote, Vote, Vote! Get them out 2024

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

His complexion is quite reminiscent of throw up.

[@savagelizard420]

Bill Maher is a GOAT. This is gotta be one of my favorite segments from him.

[@ColorsofHopeCraftsASMR]

This was hilarious and terrifying at the same time!

[@AlwaysRight1776]

Soooo terrifying. Let’s hope they can undo all of the oppression we all suffered these last 4 years.

[@tommcfeely8707]

Republican party summary right there.

[@TG-tb7ep]

Hunter's laptop computer contents, that's terrifying.....

[@denasharpe2393]

Dear Lord..look who got elected...what hath been wrought?

[@jacobjorgenson9285]

@@TG-tb7ep you have ZERO idea that in hunger email. Keep that in mind

[@jacovawernett3077]

Josh Hawley makes Nosferatu look like prince charming.

[@erikandrus4387]

Thank you! When Bill accredited him as handsome, I wanted to yell "uncross your eyes!"

[@peterdanner2336]

You two should be writing jokes for Maher. Yours really are that shit 😂

[@doglover-mb6bs]

He reminded me of someone, I just couldn't put my finger on it until your comment! Totally!

[@nrellis666]

vampires are supposed to be charming and only want to drink your blood... Republicans want to charge you for the privilege

[@jacovawernett3077]

@@nrellis666 they will not be able to bring the lint in their pockets to hell. L'chaim from Jacova born March 11...in Bethlehem. 5 decades ago. I could easily round house kick the larynx of Hawley. I just don't want to get to much shite on my puma sneakers.

[@PeaceFan1]

SOOO RIGHT ON and VERY Well DESERVED about those TRAITORS!!!!

[@johnburt1172]

Let's hope we get to say, "Goodbye, Douchebags" to a lot of these characters RSN [Real Soon Now].

[@lydiaanderson7752]

@Hello John how are you doing?

[@Armando_Brown32]

“And intellectually, let’s just say he’s a few yards short of a 1st down.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@richwinklesky8100]

But so spot on............................

[@barrywilliams6955]

In his campaign against Democratic incumbent Senator Doug Jones, Tuberville maintained that Jones voted to impeach Trump twice! Too dumb to know that the House of Reps are the ones that vote to impeach. Of course, as Bill pointed out, he couldn't call out the three branches of government correctly either.

[@user-jv2tw1no8x]

Priceless. that was classic Bill.

[@brianjennings1624]

Yeah thanks Alabama..... again. First mo brooks then this dumbf*ck! Geez what is wrong with you people? Are you trying to out dumb Texas or Florida?

[@user-jv2tw1no8x]

@@barrywilliams6955 that will qualify him to be on the Finance committee together with a counting beads set

[@sunsaverfromnhh9184]

"I've thrown out Scotch older than this prick..."- ROTFL!!!

[@martinjnagy]

*up

[@unbotheredmovement]

Thrown up!

[@yolandag.9954]

Well he's on Instagram b/c he has an spinal cord injury.

[@JoannaVancouver]

@@yolandag.9954 what?

[@ian12346]

@@yolandag.9954 yea but Tom Cruise didn’t even buy that car though. 🥴

[@viclincoln8588]

Hawley should have made the cover of "Washington Inciter" not the "Washington Insider"

[@zarakikon6352]

I think a nr of people should be in that magazine. Starting with the Orange Facist himself.

[@desertdaisymarie6951]

Pretty sad when I'm Australian and my seven year old special needs child knows more about your constitution than your representatives and senators 🤣

[@openyoureyes909jones6]

That is pretty damning about American politics.....they should be exceptional individuals, not winners of the popularity contest.

[@sidthecookiethief3133]

Are you talking about one party, or both?

[@niksatt4843]

It really inspires my ass to run for senate I also have zero qualifications but at least I'd want to help people lol.

[@mattgeiger9988]

Quit doing drugs when your pregnant

[@bobkelly671]

No Matt Gaetz? He’s the most deplorable one to watch out for.

[@veejennings5449]

Matt Gaetz One Of Trump's Enabler..

[@daver29]

@Ryan Navas The left's continual attack on the constitution is getting these ever more aggressive right wingers elected. They just don't get it!

[@rolandihaza505]

Being deplorable has become a badge of honor

[@rolandihaza505]

@@daver29 the left thinks they can intimidate their ways to power. They only have Book sense, no common sense. America is a center right country

[@tomasdiaz1974]

He's not a new one.

[@1991jdclark]

I still can't believe these last 4 years happened. Like WTF?!

[@sw9618]

Feels like a fucked up Shakespearean dream, doesn't it?

[@1991jdclark]

@@sw9618 goodness you are on the nise. King Lear.

[@sw9618]

Jenny klarke 😄

[@keithknetge6908]

I know it's almost like we had the best economy in us history till covid-19 lockdowns

[@sw9618]

@@keithknetge6908 Yes and who's fault is that? BARACK OBAMA. All Trump did was pass a tax cut, that helped the rich. So of course the stock market went up, it responds to the rich getting richer.

[@AgentOccam]

"There's a new opportunistic infection in the Senate name Josh Hawley..." Ha! I like that one.

[@AgentOccam]

"I've thrown-up scotch older than this prick" Another gem!.

[@rolandihaza505]

What about the old infection in the House called Eric Swalwell? You can see the speck in other people's eyes but don't notice the log in yours

[@rodneyskelly5960]

Josh can hawley ass when the Capitol was attacked.

[@justamangoddamn]

"You know Every Chad douchebag you see on Instagram on a jetski" hahahah

[@teresaf991]

"The problem is the Republicans restock douchebags". My first thought sent to Hawley and there he was #1.

[@donahvanhollis22]

Make them pay at the ballot box

[@creativelife9871]

same

[@AeroGold1]

@@donahvanhollis22 the problem is the people in their state who voted them in like what they are saying. So they know exactly how to pander to their voters. Them being idiotic douchebags = an intentional feature for them, not a bug.

[@lisashrestha5023]

Same here! Josh! 😩

[@Charlie-wl2qt]

The states with the least educated people, most obese diets, and poorest areas are ALL RED. go figure

[@ktom5262]

It seems that the bar to be elected to Congress is very low these days.

[@bwenluck9812]

@k tom When I was a kid (about sixty years ago) I used to think that our elected officials were smarter than the average person; the past thirty years have dispelled that myth for me.... It would be funny if it wasn't leading to the downfall of America!!!

[@Shuizid]

Well the "bar" is to convince enough people to vote for your or not for others (the latter also via voter supression). And in a country with half the population brainwashed into a fascist cult that thinks golfing and TV are enough to make a good POTUS...

[@zacharynance9511]

@J G that’s why trump was able to take office

[@xanzibar5374]

You don’t have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate, remember?

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

Yeah, just cater to white bigotry. Forever THE cottage industry in AmeriKKKa.

[@linmiller8147]

I laughed my ass off -- and then I got depressed. Depressed that these people even exist and can INFLUENCE others.

[@kon1402]

Let Rachel Levine take care of your depression.

[@debwright3190]

The fact that Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley are still in office is deplorable.😡😡😰😰

[@pedarsagg]

Same goes with the AOC, Omar, etc.

[@peppersanches412]

You haven't watched Josh lol

[@halweilbrenner9926]

There are some incredible CRAZIES out there.

[@egregiousqueef7781]

And EACH of those crazies? Some X,000's of CRAZY constituents heard their nonsense and were like "yeah, that's my/our kind crazy, let's put them into office voting on/drafting policy that will effect us all" THIS is the bigger problem - the deprogramming of the crazy millions who support these people throughout the U.S. (I say millions because let's not forget Trump got 7 million MORE votes in 2020 ... seriously WTF#*$)(#*$)(*#!!!!

[@KevKavanagh]

I was going to say you could omit "incredible", but then I saw what you did there.

[@lashlarue59]

No crazier than the people who voted for them.

[@robertmichalscheck3072]

Yep,incredibly stupid.

[@marklewen9384]

Yes...the left has no crazy imbeciles.....AOC?....letme rethink that one.

[@henningskondowe801]

"I've thrown out scotch that's older than this prick" 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 I'm dead kwaaaaaa

[@Bunkerdwarfputin]

..."thrown up"... is what he said, actually... Which makes it funnier, yes? 😜

[@larryarcher4502]

Nobody throws old scotch Out! But it has been rejected at times!

[@stevenjamison5896]

So funny! Well done Bill!

[@l.lockleer8836]

"Intellectually, Tommy is a few yards short of a first down!" And it was he that trump called on the sixth about halting the certification!

[@jessstuart7495]

I think we need to dump about 2 trillion dollars into public education here in the United States.

[@ViffeNify]

Not enough

[@eddenoy321]

I think its time to replace traditional schools with online teaching/coaching centers and flexible schedules. Public schools have long needed an overhaul. They have been a joke for over 2 generations now. This pandemic could be an opportunity.

[@TheTeatimecrumpet]

@@eddenoy321 The answer isn't online learning. A massive number of kids are straight up failing. Some have proposed just holding all the kids back a year.

[@Blue_Azure101]

🤣😂😂😂🤣

[@eddenoy321]

@@TheTeatimecrumpet Not exclusively online learning. We need more than that I understand.

[@Sunny25611]

😂 “Only the BEST people!” 🤣

[@natholder230]

"He's the far right JFK with a little dash of KKK" was absolutely genius!!!

[@yeoberry]

It's just a stupid, juvenile insult. Grow up already.

[@wjsnsd]

@@yeoberry Funny as fuck!

[@natholder230]

@@yeoberry Hawley's attempt at blocking confirmation with no endgame was a stupid insult to democracy. Grow up and take a loss already!

[@MaydayAggro]

@@natholder230 Did you say that to all the Dems the last several election cycles? Pelosi was still saying the 2016 election was stolen in May 2017. I know. That one was ACTUALLY stolen, right?

[@artban6993]

@@yeoberry Aweee.. No one cares about you're feelings.. Go kiss Trump's ring.

[@ivankim78]

Kinda miss having Jon Stewart around to dissect the FOX and other right wing propaganda media. We still have Bill Maher and I do hope he stick around for many years to come.

[@annietang3780]

We will be watching them. The Republican Party is at its lowest with those questionable characters.

[@paulharrop5879]

After watching endless amounts of Trump coverage I thought the future was going to be boring and I contemplated going back to doing the crosswords every day. Having watched clips of these clowns 2021 could be more fun than last year .

[@RiZenAsH]

All politicians are questionable characters. You don’t need to focus on one party but all parties. They all have their hands in the mess we have now.

[@paulasmith2426]

CWZ34 Nancy Pelosi

[@lupowins]

Republican Party: Hold my beer.

[@neilonaniet]

Character ... good one.

[@martha9433]

One man does not get into power without all the “Enablers”. 🕊

[@donaldfisher4115]

48 years in politics concerns me more. Washington was never intended for life long, corrupt leaches.

[@veemo8405]

Lol Biden did.

[@-Stop-it]

@@donaldfisher4115 > While Biden has been in politics his adult life, it hasn’t been 48 years - you must be thinking of Mitch McConnell, Grassley, Shelby and Inhofe.

[@donaldfisher4115]

@@-Stop-it Biden has been in politics since 1972 so you’re right. Make it 49. Of all the diverse candidates, Biden is the worst. So much for the diversity party. If Sanders started a third party...that would be diverse.

[@-Stop-it]

@@donaldfisher4115 He has been out of government for the past 4 years. Diversity needs to include old white guys - like Jim Mattis, nobody thought he spent too much time in the marines.

[@codynguyen2742]

You forgot Jim “gym” Jordan, Matt goats from Fl, Moscow Mitch, Lindsey graham, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and what’s that guy fake farmer but real manure from ca....and so many more I can’t think of their stupid names 😂

[@Vlagstaf]

They are not the « freshface » Here are the douchebags we never heard about until 3 months ago

[@PresidentUSVI]

Lol @ fake farmer but real manure from CA 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣⚰️

[@Zeldarw104]

....... Ron (fat neck) DeSantis, Rick (the zombie) Scott, Lindsay (can't keep my eyes off you boy) Graham. 🤨

[@Zeldarw104]

Also Matt (ginormous, boot head) Gaetz.🤔

[@CameronBrtnik]

Oh man I'm in tears laughing, spent covid year watching my fave seth meyers, but so refreshing coming back to maher!

[@krismaganti1268]

"Move over AOC say hello to WTF" - Classic Bill Maher Love it!

[@MM-mu5pz]

I wish I was from Canada so I could laugh, but alas. I am an American.

[@BungsViet]

We're laughing, but at this point its to cover up our obvious fear and worry

[@Eastsid3]

Ah what the hell laugh anyway

[@nonmagicmike723]

Move to Canada and vote Trudeau. But liberals love America too much to leave it, even though they're ashamed of such love. But they love it so much they want to turn it into Canada. And then where would Canadians flee to?

[@alannabaker8293]

sorry eh

[@jamescornwell1935]

@@nonmagicmike723 trudeau is a corrupt muppet as well.

[@SnowTiger45]

Freaking HILARIOUS. I'm almost pissing myself laughing.

[@Dana-uc6xu]

Omg the Florida reference is PRICELESS!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@richardhoward2701]

You know what's really scary & sad at the same time..that these nuts actually got voted in...what does that say about America...😭😭😭

[@jared1964]

@B F greetings back to you my friend

[@davidlundquist1979]

It says that whenever budget cuts need to be made, public education funding is the first to get cut, every time. Thank goodness stealth bombers are so freakin' cool, or it might not be worth it.

[@lancairw867]

I had the same thought on the election of delusional Democrats that were voted in ? Funny how the citizens are escaping the blue states. Great job 👏

[@paulparker4240]

It's good to see Bill back in the studio again, but I really enjoyed his shows in his back yard...without the audience.

[@greghudson1489]

Here in Alabama, he is called "Tommy Tub-o-$hit".

[@herb369nichols]

Yeah but that's probably because he coached Auburn and not 'bama....? 😉😄

[@BasedKungFu]

But how'd he win? Whats up with Bama? Tommy came off as borderline intellectually disabled in some of his interviews 😂

[@user-jv2tw1no8x]

How about Tommy Full-o-Shit”?

[@BeinnBheagh]

Is this a case of people voting Republican because they've always voted Republican, despite the fact that the candidate has the IQ of a cantaloupe? (Sorry cantaloupes!) :-(

[@dabeage]

@@BasedKungFu It's Alabama.

[@davidwoodland3535]

OMG!!! I swear Bill Maher's show should be called, "You Can't Make This Stuff Up." Senate Republicans are TOO ridiculous to be true! Yet, sadly....

[@davidmerlin5927]

And yet people vote for them. WTF

[@molasorrosalom4846]

What's your opinion of the squad then? And are you really proud of our current president?

[@cathypurnell9331]

Thank to the director of the Department of Keeping it Real. Thanks for some truth Mr. Bill.

[@Em3ga]

I was happy about Trump leaving, but then I am reminded of this list of "people".☹

[@randystewart9303]

They'll have their judgement day for their part in this entire tenuous tenure orchestrated by the almighty tRump...and Bolonia.

[@ralph_m31]

@@randystewart9303 Mark them all down so that they can't hold any committee memberships and that they can be replaced by the end of their terms with competent men and women

[@LG123ABC]

@@ralph_m31 You libtards are fans of "lists", aren't you?

[@chrisccc22]

@@LG123ABC Your new president Kamala Harris will see to it the list has all the boxes ticked.

[@jayclarke9611]

Maher s not totally accurate...because we still HAVE Bill!

[@bgregg55]

I'm crying too hard to laugh. The gop really has outdone themselves with these recruits from mental hospitals.

[@IOTewks]

It's far worse than that, because folks in mental hospitals don't choose to be crazy--it's just an unlucky hand dealt by the gene lottery. These new republicans are to a person murderously opportunistic sadists who chose to abandon reason and ethics, because it makes them feel validated and lines their pockets.

[@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz]

Sad thing is they affect ALL of us, NOT just the people in their states or districts!

[@anettanewport8514]

@Scorpio13 Majorie Taylor Green said in an interview on NewsMax that Biden was an illegitimate president and she was going to file articles of impeachment on his first day in office.

[@bimmerfan2126]

swampbabbies

[@anneclausen503]

@Scorpio13 Whats so crazy about AOC? She just wants the same policies we have in Scandinavia. We are doing pretty well.

[@joeverna5459]

wow, looking back one year, Bill hit it out of the park on this segment.

[@blake3243]

As someone who leans conservative, this is hilarious. Always love hearing Bill’s perspective.

[@willhiggins9563]

“ ‘I’m not good with the numbers’...Did I mention he wants to be one the Senate Banking committee.”

[@circe...]

"and SCENE." :)

[@chrishansen7326]

Why not Maxie on that committee she is a nut

[@firesign4297]

🤣

[@GaryHighFruit]

You're in!!! And in 2022 when you go before an ethics committee, bring the video of you saying that, and plead ignorance. Government is not the problem. The voters are.

[@flyniner3193]

All men are born straight! And together we can be United

[@youtubecensorsspeech6672]

these are the most incompetent people I've ever seen collect a paycheck, what a waste of resources.

[@Alic4444]

Thanks to right wing Christians and libertarians for putting them there to waste our tax money. Yikes.

[@bobhookstratten9567]

Republicans have no ideas, no answers, and no solutions. All they have are conspiracy theories and "Look, I own a gun!" My money is still on Alex Jones being the GOP nominee for president in 2024.

[@VaShthestampede2]

And yet people clamor for the U.S. to continue to grow the size of the government. Give these people more power, more influence.

[@bobhookstratten9567]

@@VaShthestampede2 government's not the problem. Republicans in government is the problem. Stop voting for Republicans and the country will be great.

[@tenacious645]

You've never seen me in a Friday 😏

[@scdi12]

Thx Bill. After four long years I can finally laugh again at your jokes without feeling pain .

[@sweetman5249]

@Tony Duncan he is laughing because orange Hitler is gone. Watching him talking is painful. A 75 years old man with a 3 years old brain 😝

[@DNLDVID]

Amen & Thank you, Bill for your service!

[@emjd2009]

While its not the weirdest thing a stripper has been asked to do, you gotta admit, civics trivia is a weird kink.

[@fisherking7798]

😂😂😂

[@tommystyx]

Tommy Tuberville said "I'm not smart enough to understand all the numbers". That's understandable, once you get to numbers higher than two things get confusing.

[@user-jv2tw1no8x]

And he wants to be on the Finance committee

[@ostropogask9415]

Alabama is a disgrace to ths US

[@sandrajones651]

@@paulstanitz2723 nah. You can be a coach and be smart. He’s just dumb as fuk

[@user-jv2tw1no8x]

@@ostropogask9415 when it produces guys like Roy Moore and Jeff Sessions what do you expect

[@MarcusJohnson98]

'he carries his gun inside his paw patrol lunchbox' i cant 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dall1786]

Here we are a year+ later and these people are crazier than even Bill could imagine.

[@luchifex]

I honestly don’t know how can Rafael Cruz sleep at night. He’s now trying to appeal to the Trump base. Pathetic.

[@9803097089]

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[@joesarr1671]

does he knows you called him? Raphae !!!!!l i almost choked on my tea.

[@kimberlys8422]

What Trump said about his wife... and he's still towing the line. He is a spineless bender and Texas needs to get rid of him.

[@Lord_Bibulous]

How does his wife sleep next to him is a better question.

[@NashobaLusaTaloa]

@@joesarr1671 Raphael Cruz is his real name. He goes by "Ted" so he'll seem less Hispanic.

[@duncancampbell3302]

Madison Cawthorn is the Anti-FDR. The guy Roosevelt fought against during a world war is literally this Chad's childhood hero.

[@gregcrawford1523]

Yep! He posted pictures of himself at "Eagles Nest", Hitler's retreat stating "Lifelong dream come true, visiting the Fuhrer's Eagle's Nest". He is rotten to the core.

[@Alic4444]

@@gregcrawford1523 Well that's good to know, and also disgusting.

[@Georgemanuel57]

Him and Haley are hard core Fascists very dangerous

[@bothellkenmore]

He also claims he went to the U.S. Naval Academy but he was rejected, false valor douchebag.

[@giovannisanseviero5726]

The writing is absolutely impeccable.

[@michellecnebrown6792]

Keep this segment going!

[@bearinthewoods9068]

So glad Cawthorn is included in this list.

[@lawrencemitchell5983]

Hawley seems like he'd slip easily into a Hugo Boss designed Schutzstaffel Uniform.

[@lydiaanderson7752]

@Hello Lawrence how are you doing?

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Hugo Boss never designed SS uniforms, his company only made them. Just as any German clothing manufacturer back then was asked/forced to make uniforms for either the SS, the nazi party or the Wehrmacht.

[@lawrencemitchell5983]

@@einundsiebenziger5488 Yes, you are correct; I should have said Hugo Boss produced uniform. This is of course ancillary to my point that Hawley is a Fascist and a threat to Democracy. I believe an officer within The SS and a graphic designer actually designed the black SS uniform.

[@claylexander6171]

I must say, binge watching old 'Real Time' clips...they really do age well! 🤣

[@lilyalexi3905]

Always watch Bill Maher show. This was a good one.

[@doubles7533]

The Florida teacher joke got me. Holy shit. 😄

[@bunnymom9842]

You should have added Stephen Miller, Ted Cruz, mo brooks, hawley

[@Dana-uc6xu]

“The douchebags to keep an eye on” 😂😅🤣

[@loriwojciechowski6093]

Love this ❤️

[@sharylhobbs998]

“I’ve puked up scotch older than that!” You were on a roll Mr. Maher. Hilarious! Thanks for the belly laughs.🤣

[@sugarcookiecube]

Bill is a national treasure!!! Nobel, Nobel, Nobel!!!

[@jimmyz7218]

Lol ok

[@dreamyblue6688]

@gdi wolverine So where’s yours?

[@jimmyz7218]

@@dreamyblue6688 his point is it means nothing. If the PEACE prize meant anything it would go to Donald Trump.

[@fisherking7798]

@@jimmyz7218 ah yes the PEACE prize for inciting a terrorist mob to try and overturn the result of democratic elections and murder a couple of people along the way

[@jimmyz7218]

@@fisherking7798 yeah, Obama did do that. And they're still doing it.

[@DawnDerow]

One of your best segments Bill! It’s sooo funny because it’s true

[@javierwickham7906]

Tommy Tuberville looks a lot like Bill Maher not gonna lie. 🤣🤣

[@dragonsangel7777]

We really need to stop asking 'can the Republicans get any lower' because they keep saying YES!

[@caroliner2029]

Hahaha!😁 At least they're 'glass half full' types...

[@user-jv2tw1no8x]

When the class of ‘20 goes low, the class of 21 asks how low?

[@dragonsangel7777]

@@caroliner2029 no the glass is empty and they keep trying to sell you the water that isn't in it!

[@RustyDust101]

Heck, it's not that they 'SAY' Yes!. The trouble is they actually succeed at lowering the bar each and every time. It's one of those times when I'd have been more than happy to be certain they had lied to me.

[@caroliner2029]

@@dragonsangel7777 hahaha!😁 Of course! My mistake!

[@engineeringsquirrel]

The world: Lets send our best and brightest to lead our country. GOP: nah, fuck that.

[@oldishandwoke-ish1181]

Also Tories: Nah, fuck that.

[@jorgy1470]

F off

[@jasmintrujilo6297]

BUT...ILLEGITIMATE BIDEN IS NOT OUR BRIGHTEST HE HAS ALZHEIMERS, HE IS NOT OUR BEST UNLESS YOU MEAN MOST CORRUPT OF ALL THE UNHINGED COMMUNIST JACKASS BIDEN NEEDS TO BE IMPEACHED FOR TREASON FRAUD BRIBING SELLING OUT AMERICA TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES

[@zamfirtoth6441]

Aoc is barely smarter than my dog

[@oldishandwoke-ish1181]

@@jasmintrujilo6297 Think you are talking about your ass boy Trump.

[@joanpatterson2508]

Sad but oh so true! Love you Bill.

[@brianthomas2434]

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Don't call them douchebags! A douchebag serves a useful purpose!

[@alonzobishop3671]

Somewhere, Jerry Springer is laughing hysterically...

[@cynical2to1]

these are his reincarnations

[@goldinthefurnace]

Thats Judge Springer now apparently!

[@bfitz82]

You should tip 20% at every restaurant. Servers are incredibly under-paid in America.

[@fisherking7798]

The strange thing is, there's a minimum wage but not for servers hail to the lobbyists

[@janvanveelen]

An other terrible American custom, tipping. Everybody should be paid by their employer like everyone else. To depend on the goodwill from customers is crazy. Here in Switzerland we do not have to worry about tipping exactly right because we usually do not tip or if we do it is 2 or 5 francs to show appreciation for good service.

[@jesse7631]

The entire idea of tipping is so retarded it isn't even funny. Why of all the services jobs that exist is this one where the employer isn't required to pay his employees enough money, but instead rely on the whim of a customer? One of the stupidest things that still exists in the country, and for no good reason.

[@haraldchristiansen2348]

@@Balletified good for him. Personally, I can only afford a few bucks. But, I do leave a tip. Take care DJ.

[@haraldchristiansen2348]

@@jesse7631 it is what it is. Leave a goddamned tip.

[@jeanpiz]

"Everyone's favorite Karen".

[@anorian7992]

I want to laugh but it hurts too much. I love Bill Maher, smart, funny and speaks reason.

[@massimookissed1023]

The 3 branches of government ? I know that one ! The Executive, The Legislative, & The Federalist Society.

[@zico81]

LMFAO I can't pick a favorite line, this guy is a genius!

[@cuzndupre2822]

This bit has held up pretty well over the years. Downright prescient.

[@stevedavies1261]

Ah Billy boy in rare form....Can't wait for the new season!!

[@fozziebumble8361]

Hi much love to everyone watching with love from Scotland x xxx where's everyone else tuning in from x

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[@haraldchristiansen2348]

Best I can do is say I'm enjoying a bottle of small batch "bonhabain" island scotch. Probably spelled that wrong. Bought it in a small cigar and whiskey shop in rural Missouri. Take care man. 🇧🇻 stuck in America.

[@roguedravidan2746]

India here.🙏

[@kaystevens8428]

@ Fozzie Bumble -- love to you as well. For the 1st 50 years of my life, I would've proudfully responded, "the USA", which I believed was the greatest country in the world. Sadly, Trump (& his ilk) changed that for me. Now I wish I could proudfully respond, "New Zealand", or "Scotland", or "Ireland", or "Canada", or "Australia", or "Finland", to name a few.

[@PhoenixDemocrat]

Thanks Bill! I love your description of Josh Hawley as “punchable” and Marjorie Taylor Green as a teacher who fools around with her students!

[@eugenestandingbear6516]

So true , so honest , so funny! You give me hope somehow. Laughter IS food for the soul. Thank you.

[@mannyb2352]

Bill, you're are awesome guy that's simply beyond compare. Keep it up, Brother !

[@seanwelch71]

Hawley's like Scott Walker, but without the bald spot.

[@judychandler8485]

Exactly 💯%

[@3x3mm]

Speaking of Scott Walker.....😂😂😂

[@MrStGeorgeIllawarra]

Madison Cawthorn looks like a Ken Doll came to life and he creeps me out.

[@gt8569]

Yes

[@MrSivilla]

He looks like an F@#$ing nazi in that pic.

[@cestwhat1317]

A Ken Doll on Crack

[@deeznuts8707]

The only thing is that he can’t stand on both legs. Lol

[@HakeemsLight]

@@deeznuts8707 too soon

[@andrewlittle4488]

Lived this, loved this....and another Home run for the Maher🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉👌🏾

[@janineboitard6492]

Hey, a picture of Hauptsturmfuhrer Hawley out of uniform!

[@Jeremyramone]

The writers are on point tonight! Excellent work everyone at real time. Thanks very much.

[@grandycooper7891]

Pk

[@grandycooper7891]

V

[@grandycooper7891]

Very

[@JK_JK_JK]

Douchebags? You mean the people who push failed draconian government policies related to COVID-19?

[@florian8599]

Now I understand why AOC and her fellow Democrats fear for their lives with these colleagues... Yikes!

[@brocktoon8]

I love how he says "Hello!" like Uncle Leo from Seinfeld XD

[@lisazabriskie4773]

Love this. Josh Hawley deserves expulsion