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[@tubularap]

0:50 - "That was not toilet-paper on his shoe, it's a pricetag." Brilliant.

[@stevenreichertart]

tubularap 👍👍👍👍👍❤️

[@davidtwardy3413]

What's truly brilliant is saying vague never proven things and watching the home team crowd go wild while your bank account goes up.

[@bethonna]

tubularap So damn funny. One the best lines of all time.

[@yerout7168]

What a huge stain on the country he is. Damn

[@ghatmen300]

Stupid pet tricks keep the left happy.

[@badreligion1231]

"That wasn't toilet paper on his shoe, it was a price tag" I lost it lol.

[@jacqdanieles]

That was priceless ... the whole segment was great

[@tarrynlea]

Incredible joke. One of the best I've seen in a long time

[@pennyhollifield5055]

badreligion1231 Hahahaha, same here. I could not stop laughing!! New Rules was exceptionally great tonight!

[@Neocaridina]

That deserved a thumbs up -- Like a rock. Like a planet...

[@oldman_eleven]

You guys need to see more comedy jesus

[@alexanderdickinson1469]

I'm in the UK and I'll happily pay towards Prickstarter

[@rvdb7363]

Yes! Let's make it a world effort. I don't pay with dollars either, but would gladly chip in some Euros

[@bigearl8757]

Bit coin?

[@karenross3457]

Save your money. You will need to get rid of Boris.

[@nicks3933]

Don’t you guys in England by back kitchen knives 😂😂😂

[@aaronandelise]

Save your money, you have refugees (I mean new natives) that you need to pay for their retirement.

[@martyfest6120]

Watching in Nov. 2020, Bill's looking like nostradamus

[@marietjiehildebrandt1324]

Unbelievable! Jan 2021!

[@lesleyedgley8371]

Watching 13th Feb 2021. Will it ever end?????

[@jefscolnago]

Middle of February, '21 WOW was he ever on the money (no pun intended.) Hi Lesley!

[@lesleyedgley8371]

@@jefscolnago Hi back, from Wales(UK)

[@jefscolnago]

@@lesleyedgley8371 Philly, PA, USA here!

[@Sarmaamy]

Sending some money over from Finland 🇫🇮

[@pennyhollifield5055]

@fred PLAT Lol!!

[@Mercurie3]

This is the Bill Maher I like to see 🙂 Legend

[@Goni983]

I want a link to prickstarter after that performance lol on point with this episode

[@Mercurie3]

@Shade Bleu he does t love her he's just being nice

[@g0679]

Shade Bleu And Our President loves Sean Hannity, the Fox News version of a Rhodes Scholar.

[@MegaJustGeorge]

@@g0679 I never thought of Sean Hannity in that manner; personally, I believe that Sean Hannity is an eliminationist, i.e., murderer by proxy - he uses violent rhetoric to incite violence against the left. IMHO, Sean Hannity is evil; to use the terminology of the late, great Hunter S. Thompson, Sean Hannity is evil in a way that only those of us who believe in the physical reality of Satan can understand.

[@peg202xo7]

Nobody told him about the toilet paper on his shoe. That tells you a lot about how the people around him really feel about him.

[@tedmounsteven621]

Terrified. Would YOU be the one to tell him or show him the video clip?

[@peg202xo7]

@@tedmounsteven621 That was a pretty good sized piece of paper. All anyone had to do was step on it from behind and it would have come off, dumbbell would not have been the wiser. I'd like to think they just felt contempt. True or not, I'm going with that. Either way it made him look exactly what he is, a buffoon.

[@ingriddubbel8468]

It tells me the Secrect Service hates him. Most of us tell strangers that there is toilet paper on their shoes. He went from a toilet, through the corridors of the West Wing, to the motorcade, to the tarmac and up Air Force One's stairs and nobody told him. He literally passed dozens of people and not one took any action. That demonstrates true hatred of a person.

[@robertsmalley8138]

I can honestly say i have never missed disposing toilet paper in the right place. How does he manage it again. Must have some duscusting toilet habits .

[@terrydever8820]

Robert Smalley he was too busy flushing 15 times!😂

[@5trezip23]

Ill never forget when I first saw this offer. I was pretty amazed at the balls on Bill. And all this time later he was right about not leaving.

[@Heathcoatman]

He said it multiple times. He said it to Micheal Moore on a different episode and Moore acted like Maher was telling him bigfoot was real. Everyone scoffed. Even after all this people are still underestimating Trump. Scares me to death but he's probably going to win in 2024, even if found guilty in all of his trials. Maybe especially if found guilty.

[@cmgweb6951]

"That wasn't toilet paper on his shoe, that was a price tag" Price-less!!

[@lefttheleft8934]

Remember bill is being a progressive but he sold out to the corporate mechanism that's not toilet paper that's not a zig zag stuck to bottom up Bill's shoe that's his price tag to sell out to the corporation do the corporate elitist what's that about 7 million a year

[@tjwilson1591]

LMAO!

[@davidbass3395]

Flush the turd on November 3rd.

[@ambroulard]

LEFT THE LEFT What are you babbling about- it’s like you’re a moron.

[@user-kc8np3ib6z]

And it said “ain’t worth Shit”!! Hahaha

[@WillDanceAlone2U]

"[Donald Trump] worried about corruption (in the Ukraine)? The only time he's worried about corruption is when he's not in on it!" Bill Maher, Oct. 18, 2019

[@nightknight9415]

Agolf Twittler only needs to locate the nearest reflective surface if he's looking for corruption.

[@rocarlosdavis622]

Whose line is it anyway???🤯

[@pennyhollifield5055]

Truer words have NEVER been spoken!

[@harveylove202]

This should go viral! I’d throw in money and I’m in Australia!

[@TheOriginalDeckBoy]

BAM bingo ditto and ditto brother... fuc this fool... feel the Bern?... man... Id fucn love to see Bernie meet Scomo... how fucn good would that reving be...

[@TeddyKrimsony]

so when the Russians put some money for a candidate that doesn't hates them it's all bad and the end of democracy but when Westerners do it then it's fine and a.okay?

[@suyashawasthi1]

@@TeddyKrimsony Ever heard of a Joke?

[@suyashawasthi1]

@Shade Bleu Bill meant it as a joke and I think the comment is a continuation of the that. You can't tell much in written form though.

[@mscbijles1256]

Shade Bleu First of all: not getting the joke kind of proves your own intelligence. Second, have you ever looked at the right wing? Full of hypocrits, self enrichers, locking up people for no good reason, etc etc etc. Third: this effort is domestic. I don’t care about the country of origin, if campaign law forbids foreign money, Norway or Australia meddling would be equally bad. But this is a US citizen. Call (or make) this show a (super) PAC, where’s your issue then?

[@kathywoudzia]

Just saw this video. You called it about him not leaving peacefully after the losing the election. Well done

[@debrushing]

Get rid of him

[@ericlane659]

That wasn't toilet paper on his shoe, that was a price tag!🤣 Truth!!!

[@jacquesmbikila5346]

🙊🤔🤔🤔Wow!!!😌😍😍😍😀😀😀😀😀😀😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍🙏👋👋👋

[@GiovannaAguilar]

“That wasn’t toiled paper on his shoe. It’s a price tag.”

[@noididnt7972]

Toilet paper = tRump photographs - wipe to develope.

[@xYouthAttackx]

That writer deserves a raise for that line alone. Brilliant line.

[@stevenbuck07]

@saetyr It's really the Trump supporters who keep dwelling on the 2016 election. 'Oh wow, we finally won something in our life'. Get over it. Actually, Trump has never in his whole life come by anything honestly. You can't undo an election, even a dishonest one. No body is trying to reverse anything, but we will work at preventing any future presidential con jobs. Say good-bye to your kind's only fan, for we shall never see the likes of him win again.

[@HuginnandMuninnGaming23]

Yes...it was a price tag that says he ain't worth a sh*t....lol

[@Ichinin]

Is it ok if we in Europe assist on that Prickstarter thing?

[@whitewhale1000]

Ichinin yes but I’m not sure the president will take your money. I’m not sure he knows other money from other countries exist

[@whitewhale1000]

Plo Koon Lol good one

[@Ottts22]

@@whitewhale1000 didn´t russian money get him out of trouble? That´s how it looks to me, why should he be so obedient otherwise.

[@deletedleaf2688]

Ottts22 it’s also why he won’t release his tax returns.

[@therubbamunkee]

Yes! But you have to pay in Euro's. Because we can trick him into thinking that a Euro is a whole country. And he will think he will be getting that too if he leaves.

[@MichaelBristow137]

And now from the future, Bill you're right, unfortunately.

[@dilvishpa5776]

Well, he left. So you are full of B.S.

[@DTG_LOCKETT]

"and that's just the ones with one name" 😂

[@JohnLouisBishop84]

And if you slow down that roll call at the end, you know there are several he missed. I recently watched an old "Politically Incorrect" episode that had Eddie Izzard, Grace Slick and Lea Thompson, and you can surely build from there.

[@saxyrep1]

I'm no celebrity, I'm not rich but I'm with Bill on this one and hereby pledge 50$. Anybody else wanna chip in ?

[@scroogemcduck3760]

@saxyrep1 To quote a mushroom shaped small dicked guy : "I'm really rich". How much you need ? 😂

[@saxyrep1]

@@scroogemcduck3760 😂😂 A million sounds pretty good !

[@dlxinfinite7098]

I got $50 on it...

[@xYouthAttackx]

Me!

[@lashlarue7924]

DONE. Show me where to wire the money.

[@kylestubbs8867]

"That would involve two things he's never done: admit defeat and pay a bill." Literally in this case.

[@chaddfrancis2179]

I read this the moment Bill said it.What timing.😂

[@2013venjix]

That is the case. He won't man up TBH.

[@naturallyjt6680]

Chadd Francis Me too!!!☺️

[@The_Vincening]

"You love money, we hate you." Amen.

[@chrislapp9468]

All politicians and presidents fit that description.

[@johnhobson9165]

@@chrislapp9468 Harry Truman could have made a ton of money out of his political career. He didn't.

[@saltypotato-8052]

@@johnhobson9165 Truman made over 1 million dollar in office during 1945. The guy made more money than any other president

[@Luci.r.295]

I would throw money too and I'm in Lebanon!

[@xadam2dudex]

Uh oh you better save your money and use it to stock up on provisions ...the plan of the neo-cons is to start with Iraq then Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and finishing off with Iran. The destruction of 7 countries in 5 years plan ...it has been delayed but they are working on Syria right now !!

[@mickritchie1815]

Roméo Lucibello 😂

[@dolliscrawford280]

@@xadam2dudex Hope that plan fails Bigley

[@xadam2dudex]

@@dolliscrawford280 Iran is the last domino in the plan

[@pennyhollifield9431]

Lucibello club - Thank you!! 😊🤗🤗

[@pythonpete]

My 5 year old just gave me his piggy bank.

[@blackedmirror5073]

What do you tell your kid about Trump?

[@pythonpete]

I tell him that trump is like a kidney stone.....after much pain and a little blood...he's soon be gone !

[@mickeyrosa7226]

@pat Sullivan Shut the fuck up, sourpuss.

[@pythonpete]

Patty Sullivan You had to edit that ?....LOL

[@dross2172]

@pat Sullivan Why the hell is everything all about sex with you Trumptards? For Christ's sake, take up a hobby or play sports. You guys are way too obsessed with sex.

[@ksblue5297]

I’ve ready w/ my $20. No joke, let’s do this!

[@ileneplantone3817]

Love love love everything you say! You're so right Bill Maher

[@Argumemnon]

Good: offer Trump money to resign. Ask him how much he wants, and then renege on the deal when he's out. You know, Trump stuff.

[@xadam2dudex]

Oh you want us to do a Trump on him ? That would be fitting ...change the locks on the White House after he's out the door

[@alvarny77]

Or just you know... challenge him to mortal kombat

[@xadam2dudex]

@@alvarny77 the game or real combat ?

[@lefttheleft8934]

@jason9022 it's Jason again who fucking troll even trolling on this board on no I'm sorry the way I understand it's Bill Uncle Bill's got first dibs on Epstein's Island

[@lefttheleft8934]

@jason9022 is that how your mom got rid of you or did you just fucking move oh my God you're so fucking stupid I got a laugh

[@Bushrt01]

Lmao!!! Damn this is harsh. Put me down for $1000.

[@conniescher3359]

Me too! It would be money well spent.

[@nicolep7171]

Remember to allot some of those funds for Pence's resignation as well. He and Trump are different sides of the same untrustworthy coin.

[@amandashaheen7479]

But Pence probably wouldn't take the $ to resign (unfortunately). Mother would be disappointed in him if he did...😄

[@Gottenhimfella]

@@amandashaheen7479 Trump seems to be sending coded messages to Republican Senators that he would pull Pence down with him in an instant. If so, it seems that would concentrate their "minds" wonderfully, given that the third person in line for POTUS is .... Pelosi! Speaker of the House of Representatives is next in succession after the VP.

[@ericragnar3069]

Nicole P Pence isn’t too bad

[@ZariaLuvs1D]

I dislike pence even more than trump

[@davidcomins8328]

Dude he called it

[@VoodooV1]

Dude, I would totally contribute to this. When he resigns, we can indict him.

[@Zeldarw104]

Yeah, I got like $50 sitting around the, for a new coat, but I can wear the one from last, year, if we can get rid of this monster!! 🤨

[@TheNefastor]

I'm French but this is trump we're talking about : obviously, foreign money is welcome, right ?

[@Jeroen1983]

@MarSar Fishin' He's asking if Prickstarter accepts foreign donations, too.

[@TheNefastor]

@MarSar Fishin' no I think it's an IQ barrier. Allow me to clarify : you're too dumb to get the joke.

[@irrelevancepersonified6973]

Of course foreign money is welcome! Although, he may prefer you just deposit it in one of his off-shore accounts.

[@firebearva]

The prick loves foreign money.

[@bioLarzen]

Preferably foreign money ;)

[@bunk-bn9eo]

This was the best segment I've seen on Real Time in a while. Funny!

[@terryz3063]

This is why I love Bill. He tells the truth and is hilarious at the same time.

[@13terapyn]

THIS, I believe, is something Mexico would pay for

[@ChristianTornholmLehn]

13terapyn lol!! Right on! :)

[@anybodywhoreadsthisisamoro7020]

13terapyn Mexico is a failed narco state and illegal aliens and democrats are trying to turn America into Mexico.

[@lulumatthewiosi179]

@@anybodywhoreadsthisisamoro7020 "Mexico is a failed narco state and illegal aliens and democrats are trying to turn America into Mexico." Imagine how deluded one has to be to actually believe this. Under Obama more people were deported than under Trump. This myth peddled by all sides that the Democrats are more lax and humane in their immigration policies is a myth.

[@phillyflyguy3590]

@Tee Snacks find one democrat in office that has ever said what you just explained, I dare you.

[@Dan210871]

@@anybodywhoreadsthisisamoro7020 Who buys and consumes the drugs that fund Mexico as a failed narco state?

[@Mercurie3]

I'd happily chip in money for Trump to resign

[@panpluto13]

@Shade Bleu getting rid of trump will help with at least one of those problems.

[@Mercurie3]

@Shade Bleu how can we help them with Trump in the office

[@thebuddhaofknowledgemichae2486]

You want to lose do you. Keep Betting.

[@quirkyquips9915]

@Shade Bleu Like Dump does?

[@TheBolt1992]

Would you chip in money to a more useful cause?

[@mnirwin5112]

Can the rest of the world donate, or is this limited to Americans?

[@ScootsMahgoots]

Yes join us! Tell your friends!

[@blackwidow4564]

I dont have a million but I will give whatever I can spare. Tom Steyer, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates are you listening?

[@JayAugustoSilva]

Ill add at least another 100! Lol

[@kalikalimai1]

@pat Sullivan And you are just stupid?

[@ghostessays1341]

@MN Irwin Are you calling for foreign interference in our elections?

[@gardy4390]

Bill is definitely on the ball .love listening to him.

[@LucaJacobson8168]

This VIDEO is 3+ years OLD, and a mainstream JOKESTER, but how does he THINK or FEEL "NOW". Bill has certainly CHANGED his TONE and TUNE since "DEM". So has the MAJORITY in this Country and even the WORLD.

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

I’d donate to get Trump, Pence and McConnell out; and Pelosi in to fill in the remaining term.

[@boomerlogic4861]

Pelosi really replace a scumbag with a scumbag

[@funkmonk5921]

Steven Jackson yeah good luck with that.

[@RaneForrest]

Absolutely love it! His amorality is such that HE JUST MIGHT ACCEPT!

[@RaneForrest]

@Dudley Burleson That gobbledegook articulation suggests that while English is indeed your first language, you have some ways to go to be comfortable with it. Why not stick to simple declarative sentences?

[@ruirodtube]

Trump’s resignation: that’s something Mexico would really pay for 😂

[@web-angel]

I'm sure.

[@2126Eliza]

Yes!

[@Billylantigua]

Definitely

[@myriamickx7969]

Not only Mexico !

[@CompaDeArranke]

F#@$ yes!

[@madefromscratch9871]

Im from Somalia and i would happily donate one of my hijacked oil tankers .

[@kristinaniemeyer5256]

OK I don’t have $1 million BUT I guarantee you if every American that thinks he should be gone donates 100 bucks I definitely will promote that!!!!!!!!! Good job Bill Maher 😎

[@jeromemaida4933]

Loser.

[@eduardojara6955]

@@jeromemaida4933 what?

[@michaeladams7406]

I guarantee youTruimp Saw this episode.and his mind started racing..His whole life has been about the almighty buck and he could finally be the Billionaire he claims to be.The thing is he would blow it all away as he has never been a good businessman..

[@tacobellcall911]

I'd pay money for him to leave too. I wouldn't be surprised if he was actually up for that.

[@bernlin2000]

Or we could just not vote for him...would have worked in 2016, too 👍

[@yerout7168]

He aint ever gonna leave the white house he will have to be forced out. Even after his 4 or 8 years in office because he knows he is untouchable in the oval office

[@janzacharias3680]

@American Patriot! except andrew yang, he *needs* to win

[@aaronandelise]

@@yerout7168 People said the same about Obama...yet here we are.

[@yerout7168]

@@aaronandelise people said what about Obama???

[@Anne--Marie]

I'll chip in extra to also remove pence.

[@DJames-qw8rk]

Let's do a whole Trumpo crowd remover, and include something for all of the RePoopicans and deplorables. Pay them not to run and deplorable voters to stay home.

[@claudiabwolfe2149]

Good idea.. Pelosi would be next in line

[@trumpisacreepoid554]

Pence will be President. For one year.

[@Anne--Marie]

@@trumpisacreepoid554 Please don't think that! Who knows if he will burn us atheists at the stake. He's nuts!

[@charlotteburghdoff4951]

I love being able to watch you anytime I want now without paying for HBO. Your show was the only thing I had it for, so THANK YOU.

[@EzMagick]

I'm retired on a fixed income, but will happily contribute what I can to rid my country of this national embarrassment.

[@redwoods7370]

"The only time corruption bothers Donald Trump is when he's not in on it." Truer words were never spoken.

[@yerout7168]

Very good point on that one

[@kdcm6690]

That's a typical Democrat statement.

[@couldbahappychic1217]

Facts

[@monicanorman9176]

@@kdcm6690 Red shoe wearing Bill and his "foundation"

[@yerout7168]

@@kdcm6690 you must be saying that you love trump

[@Phinigma]

This is actually kind of a brilliant idea.

[@zapkvr]

I'm in

[@margaretjones4682]

I don't have a lot of money, but I'd be willing to donate as much as I could. No shit!

[@skux0146]

One of the most brilliant things Mager has ever done on television. If this would have worked, America would be great again👌

[@thebigh4752]

I'll give a 100 bucks towards Prickstarter. And I am in Sweden.

[@thebigh4752]

@pat Sullivan Haha, 2016 called.

[@priscillajimenez27]

And the billions around the world who can't stand him either

[@lefttheleft8934]

And the billions around the world that love them what's your point your haters

[@zapkvr]

@@lefttheleft8934 whut?

[@JAppJohnAndrewPatrickPeters]

@@lefttheleft8934 uh oh we have a fuckstain snowflake in here...lol ..you crying little boy?

[@catherinekittykat]

Lol! Perfect point!

[@iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193]

LEFT THE LEFT ok who let the puppets use the keyboard again? They never make sense. I don’t think he has any clue what this comment even meant, as simple as it is.

[@gabrieldelavara1366]

“Admit defeat and pay your bill”. Damn! Savage because it’s true.

[@ThoughtfulPotato]

That was THE BEST joke on the toilet paper thing!!

[@krokodyl1927]

“The only time corruption bothers donald trump is when he’s not in on it.” - Bill Maher So true.

[@lauralishes1]

That was the best line 🤣

[@bulldawgirwin8384]

@Tee Snacks But you just described what trump is doing. So is it bad or isnt it? You have to make up your mind. I don't think you'll find many people who disagree with you about corruption. The problem is Trump is doing it so blatant and obvious, that there is no way to make it go away. He made this bed, now he has to lie in it. You're obviously one of his supporters, it's not entirely your fault you got duped, but it doesn't help if you just keep going along with it.

[@newbrust_in_peace5299]

Lol kind of interesting how much better life was for almost everyone when this cute little clip came out🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@paulrodrigues5562]

Something specific you can reference?

[@paulrodrigues5562]

@Alex Green yep, reference the top one.

[@RAZOR69696]

I'd chip in and I wouldn't be the only German to do so.

[@melw2389]

Wir haben genug Sachen hier in Deutschland, die Spenden brauchen.

[@Ottts22]

guess so, if I´d had money to spare, I´d also chip in

[@danyoung5072]

Two things he's never done: admit defeat and pay bills; Also: Two things he loves: money and him; Two things he hates: Eric and old wives.

[@hoomanpolitics7925]

Nice profile pic.

[@nightknight9415]

The circus peanut only knows how to serve himself, the BS bone spurs just provided another excuse to avoid serving anyone else...ever.

[@cynthiabrent6479]

Don't forget Don Jr.

[@rocarlosdavis622]

Texans have Ex wives only everywhere and not even Russians are even one bit care🤫😍👽🙂

[@quirkyquips9915]

@@rocarlosdavis622 Are slep yoo walken translaht Googlen Pootin Texas club wives ex cares? 😨

[@machetedonttweet1343]

How prophetic Mr. Maher was.

[@thegoatchild3545]

I’d happily chip in 100€ to NEVER see him or hear his name again. Trump’s very existence offends me.

[@aaronandelise]

Lol, "the goat child". Are you a Mossad agent or Baphomet idolizer?

[@thegoatchild3545]

Sea Bill Hicks fan.

[@tiamia7139]

BRAVO, Bill! This is BRILLIANT, best one yet. Count me in!! 🤣

[@TA-lt1ph]

Can'T get enough of this. Thanks Bill for bringing this observation to light along with a damn good solution.

[@NERGYStudios]

This aged very well

[@Kcelloo]

Please let foreigners chip in. We really really really want to chip in.

[@sheisapearla]

Kcelloo I’m in Australia and have already read another Aussie offer to contribute...and someone from Finland...I’ll bet people the world over feel the same which leads me to think of how much damage Trump has done to America’s reputation! Sad. Like watching a favourite uncle get drunk and soil himself. 😱

[@mscbijles1256]

Kcelloo Problem is of course it creates the foreign influence we don’t want, if we’re sticking to the rules (which we absolutely should, even though they don’t).

[@mscbijles1256]

Shade Bleu So glad to see the classic troll trait in you as well: get called out for something serious and factually true, and you all only respond with stupid childish insults. Too afraid to deal with actual brains and discussions?

[@Kcelloo]

@@sheisapearla My feelings exactly! It's like seeing someone you like going through a downward spiral.

[@aaronandelise]

You guys make it too easy for the rich to take your money. Try to put up some kind of fight. Maher makes 10 million a year. How much can you afford to pay? 1K? The rich would laugh at that. That's the cost of Air conditioning their bathroom for an hour.

[@biffsbiz]

This is brilliant, Bill Maher, brilliant.

[@michaelmarsden8549]

this is bullshit, bill maher, bullshit

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

💰💰💰💵💵💵💴💴💶💷💷💷🎉🎊🎆

[@michaelmarsden8549]

@RESPECT MY AUTHORITY I just wish he would quit running his mouth.

[@tomwellman1757]

A big flaw in his campaign to get celebrities to give money to remove Trump from office is that they are cheap. They don't even give money to charities (some will give a tweet) . They wont even pool their money to help the homeless in the area they live in while complaining that they have to drive by it.

[@artembentsionov]

Cue Trump suing Mahr again, only for a judge to laugh and say “are you kidding me?”

[@MegaJustGeorge]

I couldn't agree more, my friend!

[@fernandojorge9627]

it's just me, or this guy is brilliant ?

[@whitneyneely2880]

Finally, something everyone can get behind, count me in.

[@kenwelch198]

I live on 750 bucks a month disability and I'd toss in 50 on this idea.

[@vickilawrence7207]

Me too!

[@aaronandelise]

Bill Maher only has 100 million. I'm sure that he could use your money too.

[@hangoorhuis1033]

I couldn't stop laughing seriously rolling on the floor laughing out loud. Thanks, Bill

[@billmurray7473]

This goes back 3 years, but still relevant in 2020.

[@jamesfrank3213]

If he accepted the money, he'd still be federally indicted for accepting a bribe (18 USC SS 201)

[@ekathe85]

We just have to make sure we gave him enough to bribe the judges.

[@radicaledward3783]

Even better!

[@KH4444444444N]

Yeah, and If I kill the Klingon High Chancellor, I become the new Chancellor.

[@johnhopkins6260]

Shhhh...(why spoil the fun??)

[@Gottenhimfella]

Never stopped him before

[@jakemurphy5333]

I feel bad for the poor intern that had to compile a list of every single celebrity.

[@DJ-px1ds]

It's everyone except Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

[@keepdancingmaria]

Kanye West Stephen Baldwin

[@RTC1655]

We'll chip in a billion $ as well. BR from Norway.

[@stevenbuck07]

That could very well be Trump's plan from the very beginning. He figured- 'I'll just screw up things so bad that they'll actually PAY me to leave office'. And THAT's how we ended up in this mess today (stuck with a brainless old fart who had only one good idea in his whole life - even if the world-wide con job doesn't work, they'll still pay me). lol The first truly presidential pain in the ass. Cheaper version of 'Royal pain in the ass'.

[@MsDarby64]

Fuck off, Norway.

[@lefttheleft8934]

Next to Germany did Norway also have a large Nazi presents other words wasn't your country collaborators with the Nazis...

[@Gottenhimfella]

@@lefttheleft8934 You do more damage to your cause than to the one you aspire to oppose.

[@lefttheleft8934]

@@Gottenhimfella yeah but I left the left and I'm back cuz I'm right so what side are you fucking thing come on you ain't gotten him on nothing if that's what you're talkin about fool

[@Pattys1967]

omg trump needs to pay up mr maher,you were spot on again,love your clips thanks

[@yesaisanoyan8558]

He said he won’t leave!!! Trump left on his own he never stayed a minute over when he was supposed to go..so Maher owes Trump!!! This is the problem with you people you guys see everything backwards LOL

[@calvinabbott6920]

The Louder they scream the more guilty they are.

[@andrewm8063]

Crazy thing is you could raise a billion in a week for him to leave.

[@Oldmanlearns718]

PROVE IT!!! YOUR DEMS DONATION NIMBERS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT SAY DIFFERENT. YOUR ALL GOING TO BE PISSING CRYING AND SCREAMING COME 2020 AND ALL THE SHIT ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT TRUMP AND HIS SUPPORTERS IS GOING TO BACK FIRE AND ILL BET ON THAT! WHY DONT YOU ALL BET HE WILL LOSE PUT YPUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS

[@dolliscrawford280]

It would be the first time he would be a real billionaire 😏

[@stevepettersen3283]

Of course, he probably wouldn't pay income tax on it.

[@pennyhollifield9431]

@@Oldmanlearns718 Quit your screaming, asshat!

[@raymondodonohoe6070]

I think that you could raise ten billion in a week for him to leave.

[@axnyslie]

Good idea because the moment he resigns he get indicted, prosecuted, and jailed. Then everybody gets a refund.

[@corryjookit7818]

@will86 You asked a question about how long Bill Maher would take before going to Russia ? You didn't give the answer to your own question. I have a question, why would Bill Marr want to go to Russia ?

[@radioheadinc]

Prosecuted for what ?

[@DrunkTalk]

@@radioheadinc if he left office today? Obstruction Bribery Emoluments Abuse of powers Campaign finance And probably tax fraud. To name a few.

[@richardjimmink4647]

Thinking Mr Kid Love productions is getting nervous. Anything to get the heat off.

[@gspendlove]

@will86 Keep posting. Your stupidity is hilarious.

[@tinahaynes696]

“Welcome to the death of reason”

[@davee.3436]

Bill should get an award for this segment, especially with the idea of running the celebrity list at the end. So funny and great!!

[@timothybrown760]

He forgot to add Ted Nugent on the cross out list! X DDDDDD

[@Opus313]

At this rate, Donald will be on the cover of "Doing Time" magazine. Inmate of the Year, 2020!

[@dr.floridamanphd]

Your timeline was a little off but hopefully before the end of the year

[@caterinabandiera7529]

I’m from Canada 🇨🇦 and I’d pay for trump to leave!!

[@My_eyes_hurt]

I'd pay for him to replace Trudeau!

[@fh346]

@@My_eyes_hurt Good Point! LOL-LOL Between Him and Hillary We Just didn't Have alot to Choose From.

[@tjwilson1591]

LOL!

[@mofo6724]

@@My_eyes_hurt HA! TRUUUUUE. Talking shit about Trump when you have Justin T? Now THAT'S FUNNY.

[@mofo6724]

Why?

[@caleborillion2171]

I never post anything but you sir are my hero!!!!

[@Michael9-23-15]

I don't have a Million, but I'd gladly send a check for the cause. And of course VOTE,

[@doggknott]

Vote for a master? Sorry I'm free and need no puppet telling me anything

[@Tryo707]

@@doggknott Keep telling yourself that. I suppose you don't like roads or electricity also. Ah the petulance of ignorance.

[@franklyanogre00000]

@@doggknott Be free, little bird, but don't you lay your head to rest on land.

[@danoduncan1763]

he is the epitome of a grifter... the dictionary should have a picture of him under that statement...

[@stormwatcher59]

Oh please no...too many people have had to see his ugly mug to often already!

[@RafeeqManalody]

but you’ve to be smart to be a grifter

[@kfw9257]

​@@RafeeqManalody Not if you're daddy leaves you with millions of dollars and shows you all the ways to beat the tax system so you can keep most of it. Then you can use that money to force desperate people who weren't born with silver spoon shoved up their asses to work for you and make you more money by cheating and exploiting them. He just picked up the scumbag baton from his daddy and ran with it.

[@lefttheleft8934]

And dannah what are you the epitome of?

[@zapkvr]

@@lefttheleft8934 you don't know what epitome means, do you?

[@kewldude23xx]

“My whole life I want more money, money , money greeeeeddd!” Hey Christians , in case you don’t know this about your religion , greed is a sin .

[@RARenfield]

They have an out. They're all forgiven. Isn't fiction fun?

[@joedellaselva1251]

Good for you RARenfield!! (Of course, if we were discussing world religions and your glib attempt at humor was made to a particular one......next thing you know Charlie Hebdo.) The beat goes on!

[@garyberger9257]

Trumpets don't care about the damage they're doing to their own religion. Most of them are too stupid to even understand how they're damaging our democracy. Putin could run over Trump with a horse and they'd still blame either Obama's tan suit or Hillary's emails.

[@RARenfield]

@Grumpy Oldfart Isn't that the beauty of the bible? Anyone can interpret it any way they want to justify whatever evil they wish to perpetrate. Any time someone draws a conclusion based on the literal interpretation, they get told "That's a metaphor." No, it's a steaming pile of B.S. No interpretation needed.

[@RARenfield]

@@joedellaselva1251 I don't find a compelling argument in any organized religion. No discrimination here. Religion is a tool for keeping the masses in line.

[@tylerbushong3452]

“I’m really rich!” “Any man who must say I am the king is no true king.”- Tywin Lannister

[@donnajillgutman]

that, Bill Maher, was one of your finest moments. Thank you. People should also pay in Bitcoin

[@jefflombardi7763]

Why don’t people constantly point out the fact that he’s a Trust Fund Baby.

[@lefttheleft8934]

What the fuck is that matter you're mad at him cuz his dad loaned him a million bucks paid the guy back just cuz your parents were fucking losers and didn't leave you with anything and you're too fucking stupid to work hard make anything out of your own life you hate Trump for it like I said your parents weren't fucking losers maybe they would have left you something

[@travishartman5662]

@@lefttheleft8934 You are a sad POS

[@zapkvr]

@@travishartman5662 you're too stupid to realize how you are being fucked over.

[@mybestideas1]

@@lefttheleft8934 You didn't get your facts right. Apparently that 'one million' was coming several time per year since he was 6. And Donny does not pay his debts. Got damn dumb Trumpster idiots.

[@skim1983]

LEFT THE LEFT got it. You’ve never had to do anything in your life either. That’s why you relate to him. So mommy and daddy still wipe your ass then.

[@simmonslack9088]

"The only time corruption bothers Donald Trump is when he is not in on it". Well said, Bill.

[@dlbstl]

Yeah, the best line ever. I was going to write the same thing but you beat me to it.

[@Contractnik]

And the only time it doesn't bother the Left is when their people are engaged in it. Works both ways, you moralizing ass-clown.

[@rosaperez393]

@@dlbstl Why don’t you used that line for your Grandpa dementia Biden ?? It goes perfect for him ?? Don’t you think moron?

[@estellaedwards7120]

I love Bill, he tells it as it is, brilliant

[@LucaJacobson8168]

This VIDEO is 3+ years OLD, and a mainstream a JOKESTER, but how does he THINK or FEEL "NOW". Bill has certainly CHANGED his TONE and TUNE since "DEM".

[@cynthiayanez9218]

I barely make ends meet but I would be happy to contribute!

[@That80sGuy1972]

Same here.

[@lefttheleft8934]

Barely make ends..Well then, you certainly should appreciate the doubling of the standard deductible thanks to President Trump

[@yerout7168]

@@lefttheleft8934 there is always someone out there who doesn't get it!

[@maxthadon657]

@@everetolivedo5007 I bet if you got 642 instead you would have a problem

[@elizabethlynn400]

Yes

[@pcpablo2]

Love him or hate him, that was absolute genius.

[@zweigackroyd7301]

Agreed. I find Maher to be insufferably arrogant, but this was damned good.

[@spinflux]

pcpablo2 Name anybody who loves him.

[@pennyhollifield5055]

@@spinflux I love him! I think he's brilliant, funny, & very entertaining!

[@gretebremseth1622]

JLoveBomb I love him too! ♡

[@alexfleming6304]

He money milking it like every other politican but he's doing it on the big stage in front of everybody. He's entertaining truly.

[@timothybrown760]

You can tell this video went viral when it first came out and is still getting re-watched to this day! ; D

[@Kilmoran]

"Take our money." ... He already is.

[@TK-ff5kc]

He won't leave because he knows once out, he's going to jail.

[@workman88]

I heard that about some Hilary lady a few years ago and we all know how that went. So i doubt that.

[@AmateurSpaceman]

@@workman88 Wtf are you even talking about? a) she wasn't elected, b) she was JUST exonerated yet again, by Trump's on DOJ no less, and Trey Gowdy, the guy leading the, dare I say, witch hunt, against her. We already know Trump is an unindicted co-conspirator for a crime in which there is a guilty plea. Even if he escapes federal wrath, NY state has plenty to go after him for.

[@sirwinstonlennon6486]

What Trump did isn’t an impeachable offence. Obama Bush and Clinton did much WORSE! You people are really pathetic.

[@workman88]

@@AmateurSpaceman Well she got Americans killed in Benghazi by her wanting them to stay at the embassy and didn't get even a slap on the wrist. Plus being exonerated by democrats? okkkkk

[@chrishickey7502]

Sir Winston Lennon Trump Tard. Show me the evidence that they committed crimes. Trump on the other hand solicited a foreign country to interfere with an American election. That is a crime dolt. His hatchet man mulvaney admitted that it was a quid pro quo. “We do it all the time get over it”. Although that doesn’t have to proved. Because soliciting itself is a crime. A crime that is impeachable. I can’t believe how stupid you people are. Trump will go down in history as the most corrupt president the country has ever seen. Then there’s that tax evasion he is facing in the state of New York. The federal court in New York overseeing the tax invasion just ruled that a sitting president can be indicted. Hallelujah.

[@k_tell]

Wish I could give this a billion likes!

[@luevajackson8356]

Singers, Actors, Athletes Freaking Hate You. Epic & True. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Moog012]

Two years ago, I bet a friend from Los Angeles $100 that Trump wouldn't finish his term. I'll put up that hundred quite happily, even if I'm from Romania.

[@adam_p99]

But he’s making millions by using his own resorts. Plus he’s a wanted man once he’s out of office.

[@thebuddhaofknowledgemichae2486]

WAAAA WAAAA.Obama abused his privileges in the White House on our own expense. Shut up

[@adam_p99]

The Buddha of Knowledge Michaels evidence please

[@adam_p99]

The Buddha of Knowledge Michaels make me shut up, you little bitch.

[@thebuddhaofknowledgemichae2486]

Ok. How many vacations did Obama did every year. Two in every month.in all 8 years. More than George W. You why I know? The local media covered it. Until they White House put a stop to it. Lol. Give me a break . What's your proof that Trump is guilty? List it!! I can name operation fast and furious. Where your hero smuggled guns under the protection of the Attorney general to the Cartel.

[@adam_p99]

The Buddha of Knowledge Michaels perhaps you didn’t read my last message, but I asked for evidence that Obama abused his power of office, like you claimed. Trump has had more vacation time than any other president. And yes, I can provide evidence that trump’s guilty of several crimes. But what’s the point? You cannot accept any evidence against your pathological liar in chief.

[@rachelbee1]

Sounds like trump "accidentally" watched Real Time last night again looking at his twitter rant on Susan Rice. Keep it up Bill!

[@acciousername6776]

Whoa this hits different now

[@strawberryhellcat4738]

Yes, but remember Kipling's words: "if once you have paid him the Dane-geld, you never get rid of the Dane". Trump is infamous for not keeping his word. He'd take the money and stay.

[@flinx]

That's what escrow is for. A third party receives and disbursed money in accordance with the terms of an agreement being fulfilled.

[@kalikalimai1]

He can be physically removed. I'm guessing this is what will happen.

[@JoeyFiveandDimes]

I have a cheaper solution, maybe more than one. Mercenaries . 'Special' cans of Diet Coke .

[@deborahlinton2714]

I never thought of that - scary!

[@GECKman88]

Mr Kipling? The baker of fine sweet goods? :p