Joseph Murphy that's my secret cap, I'm always naked... And afraid
@diegomedina96376 жыл бұрын
Like a toddler.
@770megaman6 жыл бұрын
Das wat happun in da WOOLIE HOLE
@convolutedclarity6 жыл бұрын
Pat is a coward, and everyone is always naked under their clothes, so you're not wrong.
@birdoven57546 жыл бұрын
Diego Medina But smaller
@sketchywest11766 жыл бұрын
"Winning" on Naked and Afraid is basically just being able to put your name up on the Hi-Score board of life.
@unversedhero60286 жыл бұрын
Naked and Afraid: Battle Royale.. There, I just made that network more money than they ever wanted.
@AngryHomunculus6 жыл бұрын
That's basically The Hunger Games with nudity
@BigFingerRo6 жыл бұрын
So an undisputable improvement.
@MantraMan20776 жыл бұрын
"Life Bush and Death Bush" seems like a very Avant Garde porno that I would probably watch.
@Chadius6 жыл бұрын
"See that bush? Eat that it tastes good, and you'll feel great!" "See THAT bush? Stay away from that, you'll die in an hour." "Those two are BFFs, so they're impossible to separate."
@AngryHomunculus6 жыл бұрын
When Woolie was describing those bushes, it reminded me of a bit from Avatar: TLA when Iroh found this flower which he said could either be one that creates a delicious tea, or one that creates a deadly poison.
@EggBastion6 жыл бұрын
nine times?
@DoctorCVC2 жыл бұрын
6:29 Woolie’s imitation of dudebro sick sith food poisoning due to survival incompetence is one of my favorite things the super best friends ever produced.
@bomric17886 жыл бұрын
I cannot overstate how funny you guys made this show sound
@SergioSource6 жыл бұрын
I bet they touch hands, the deviants
@JAKX0916 жыл бұрын
Nice try, but I'm no deviant!
@rasseabreeze62466 жыл бұрын
James Atkins Nice try but I don't have hands!
@jbark6786 жыл бұрын
Victor Olesso Nice try, but I don't..... touch things?
@robertkiniskey31216 жыл бұрын
Nice try, but things don't touch me....*sniff*
@theqreem85876 жыл бұрын
Nice try, but no one really tried
@murciadoxial80566 жыл бұрын
"you opened up my eyes lesbian cop" This needs to be a t-shirt
@manuelmateo33926 жыл бұрын
Adds a whole new meaning to Tear-Ass House.
@DoctorThundah6 жыл бұрын
"I used to be clothed and brave, but now..." would be the most amazing catchphrase for a person on that show
@ericrodriguez75436 жыл бұрын
When's Hitomi Tanaka going on Naked and Afraid?
@JAKX0916 жыл бұрын
Their so large that the censorship block can't block it all out.
@angeloluviano55436 жыл бұрын
what would even be the point tf?
@sarafandumah45726 жыл бұрын
She has no background in survival. It is also a waste of time. If you dont think they would blur her ENTIRE body, you need an internet intervention.
@GenerationWest6 жыл бұрын
It would be like watching her videos, but everything is more censored, only thing not blurred out would be her face and legs. Better yet, get her in Terrace House, at least she'd be happy lol
@TeapotBird6 жыл бұрын
That's every JAV ever.
@GenerationWest6 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for this video snippet.
@geardog246 жыл бұрын
Holding hands AND kissing?! The heathens!
@kingnaga6196 жыл бұрын
10:18 That has ALWAYS been my group survival strategy. being the guy that is worth keeping because all I need is water while fat reserves keep me alive.
@blaacksugar77146 жыл бұрын
If anything, you can help keep a fire going...which is VERY useful.
@darkslayer11612 жыл бұрын
And when the food runs out...
@Faegbeard6 жыл бұрын
Naked and Afraid is the title of my book on existentialist philosophy that explores human mortality.
@swagtasticpanda6 жыл бұрын
Whoa, kissing on date one? Show sounds more hardcore than kite runner and la blue girl.
@mrpanda7506 жыл бұрын
Platano Cruz Damn evoking Kite Runner and La Blue Girl.
@Comkill1176 жыл бұрын
Berserk's for babies I watch that House Terrace sh*t.
@Comkill1176 жыл бұрын
/\ House Terrace \/ Reality TV \/ Sanitation \/ “You’re not Alexander!”
@ColdNorth06286 жыл бұрын
\/ "nice"
@runsinbackground6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, vegans or vegetarians on Naked and Afraid are a great example of how much very specific local knowledge you have to have in order to be a successful hunter-gatherer.
@Kenpachi_Ramasama6 жыл бұрын
Friendly reminder that people on this show get nuffin’ for toughing it out.
@johnbrown15386 жыл бұрын
Yeah they talk about that
@SuperZergMan6 жыл бұрын
They're paid in E X P O S U R E
@Chadius6 жыл бұрын
But NUMBER GO UP THO
@BorikeTheBlackDragon6 жыл бұрын
I just saw a recap episode where they go through all the contestants that got parasites and diseases, and have shots of them screaming in a hospital bed as the doctor says "There's nothing I can do, whether she lives or dies is up to chance" At least pay for the hospital visit assholes.
@darkslayer11612 жыл бұрын
Other than bragging rights that they survived naked for a month with no easy access to food, shelter, modern life....
@IsaacSperrow6 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming originally they guys behind the show pitch the show as some kind of clickbait "Two strangers of opposite gender naked in the woods. What happens next?". Then the following seasons they lure participants by thinking that they could survive better than the others. They are clever, I give them that much.
@iller36 жыл бұрын
Sounds more like Idiots VS. Nature 2
@ConradTheLonelyStump6 жыл бұрын
"Outrun this rock, fucker!" - Patrick "Short-Pants" Boivin, 2018
@ryukenxx26 жыл бұрын
This I felt was the best segment of the podcast in a long while.
@eddiecatron97016 жыл бұрын
"I see you're sad that your favorite channel ended. WOULD YOU LIKE A CHANCE TO REMINISCE ON THE GOOD OL' DAYS?!" -KZbin
@megatonnLG6 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@sarafandumah45726 жыл бұрын
The new trend is that the guys look lazy. The guy wants to conserve calories. The girl wants to do everything. Sometimes they guy is lazy and sometimes the girl breaks down.
@Shiratto6 жыл бұрын
I’m glad that these guys introduced me to primitive technology because I recently got into these types of videos but they were kinda hard for me to find. Now I got a whole channel!
@gamerguy69906 жыл бұрын
Holding hands! What are they some kind of history making crusaders of justice!
@Arvoyea6 жыл бұрын
Gamer Guy if they somehow convince Japanese society that's ok to fuck, definitely
@Shawn_Boyce6 жыл бұрын
Shitstorm 7 should be all games that only has Tank Controls
@hutte17516 жыл бұрын
God damn it Matt, I hate reality T.V. but you pitched it so well I'm one episode in and already hooked. I love that hockey player girl, she seems cool. I'm calling hockey girl x culinary kid. Snow boarder x model. Writer x male model. At least at the start until shinnanagins start and tensions rise for the show. I hate myself for enjoying this now...
@Samael11136 жыл бұрын
Think Season 3 was the last one I saw I remember the guy who drank stream water on like day 4, then tapped an aquifer like 2 hours later setting up clean water for both of the contestants, but the water he drank gave him Dengue Fever or Yellow fever or some shit like that, and he was in the hospital for like 4 months after almost dying that night. The woman survived 18 of the 21 days and only quit due to crippling loneliness and isolation. The other one I remember was a douchebag who had been on Foursome (A playboy channel dating show, where he ended up being a whiney needy bitch trying to hook up with any woman who would talk to him and ended up masturbating alone, in a car, at a drive-in theatre), he was paired with a pretty resourceful woman on some island in the pacific. He acted all tough and like he knew shit, then promptly proceeded to let the woman do everything and "carry" him while bitching that he should be in charge and knows more than this woman who was honestly impressive. Another of his highlights was shitting literally 10 feet outside the shelter structure, and not cleaning it, or at least warning his partner of its existence, and letting her walk in it.
@melvin50966 жыл бұрын
FYI you can only get dengue through mosquito bites.
@tailedgates96 жыл бұрын
Those people are heroes.
@shadowace24006 жыл бұрын
Honestly, surviving is simple. Extremely difficult to achieve, but simple. Food, Water and Shelter. Food requires you to either kill something, or know enough about the foliage to know what's edible (honestly, even if I killed something, there's no way I'd eat anything if it wasn't basically burnt to a crisp. There's way too many things that live inside animals to risk for me). Water requires both fire and a container to boil it in, though in a pinch this can be substituted with most forms of running water if you don't mind the higher risk (though don't drink stagnant water, you WILL catch something, no two ways about it). If there's no readily available source of water, then place a long flat surface diagonally above something that can hold water to get some (though it works best for catching rainwater, it also works to collect moisture in the air if your surface is flat enough to aim the runoff. Just be sure to boil it first). Shelter is more complex on account of requiring the knowhow to either BUILD a shelter or find a cave or sufficiently covered area.
@Valzahd6 жыл бұрын
shadowace2400 That's ultimately what these shows hope viewers never think about. The fact contestants are trying to survive in places other people have and still are surviving just fine.
@OmgBsitka6 жыл бұрын
True story my brother had a chance to do it. He sent his logged hours doing the Application Trail twice and they said he could go on. But in the end he chose not to go saying it was worth the 5000 in the end and he doesn't want to be naked with some other person lol
@belakitu83316 жыл бұрын
I used to be *Clothed and Brave* now I’m *Naked and Afraid*
@SoraMotto6 жыл бұрын
It says time extended if you eat the right leaf, but if you eat the wrong one, you get a frenzy meter
@tartrazine56 жыл бұрын
We need an animated version of the lesbian cop story.
@Zombiewithabowtie6 жыл бұрын
..... HEY, PLAGUE! YOU GOT A MINUTE?
@cokeMONSTERps36 жыл бұрын
..... YES, YOU CAN MAKE THEM SAIYAN AMAZON WOMEN JUST KEEP THE COP SUITS.
@artthefarter6 жыл бұрын
Hope your all doing well and if it's not going good for you i hope it gets better for you soon
@josenick6 жыл бұрын
Thank you, even though i live in Venezuela i am doing pretty good!
@magnumbadguy93546 жыл бұрын
Thanks man :)
@GrayFox3916 жыл бұрын
Thanks dude
@convolutedclarity6 жыл бұрын
Huh, positivity is a strange sight here, usually we all say spiteful things that we don't mean, when we really care. Fuck, is this basically a fan base of tsunderes? God damnit I just realized.
@FriedCisco6 жыл бұрын
Naked standup comedy is the next step.
@convolutedclarity6 жыл бұрын
Francisco Vida *gets a boner on stage* "Don't worry, I'm just imagining everyone naked." "Sir, this is a hospital, you're supposed to be performing for terminally ill patients."
@Kevinofrepublic6 жыл бұрын
This bit was fantastic
@Shadowwolf1456 жыл бұрын
Do you know what episode number this was? I can't find it
@F_lippy6 жыл бұрын
What was James Franco's and Seth Rogan's respective survival stat scores on naked and afraid?
@convolutedclarity6 жыл бұрын
Pip IV it's in the negatives, they just sat around and smoked weed, then they ate all their rations before the first 2 hours were over.
@Somescrub6 жыл бұрын
I heard rabbits are actually one of the worst things to eat if you're trying to survive.
@ColdNorth06286 жыл бұрын
Somescrub they are lean thats why.
@zomboids21006 жыл бұрын
*Parappa the trappa*
@inciteinsight23316 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah Primitive Technology!
@thelastmelon68755 жыл бұрын
"Outrun this rock Fucker!"
@ScorpioTheScorpion15036 жыл бұрын
Holding hands? What is this degeneracy?!
@Comkill1176 жыл бұрын
deviant path unlocked
@CropCirclePictures6 жыл бұрын
I fucking hate how Matt says Tear Ass House -_- just like how he says Killer INGstinct. Love you Matt, never change.
@Nasiruify6 жыл бұрын
I bet sbfp naked and afraid would just be a real life "Dont stave"
@goldenboy97486 жыл бұрын
Second thing coming up googling Woolie is “Woolie race war” this is a good timeline
@Raven_Frame6 жыл бұрын
This is too hot for KZbin.
@oradrive7456 жыл бұрын
I have never heard of naked of afraid till now dear God why is it a thing
@skaven9696 жыл бұрын
vanquish lp WHEN
@douglasballoni60746 жыл бұрын
Survive Stats GOES UP! Body Mass GOES DOWN!
@infamytheoddity6 жыл бұрын
6:49 I N Y O U R W O U N D
@mafty_x6 жыл бұрын
I WANT MORE
@autumnlotus62506 жыл бұрын
It's weird they didn't mention the woman who laid on her side the entire episode of naked and afraid, and stole her partners tool almost immediately after separating into two camps
@Killer_Rabbit236 жыл бұрын
It's not that weird since maybe they haven't seen every single episode
@devin52016 жыл бұрын
oh shit Honora or whatever, that bitch is fuckin petty
@autumnlotus62506 жыл бұрын
It's possible! It's just weird they mentioned all the weak men, but not all the women acting like children once life is hard. The mention the vegan, but don't mention the sex unlike when the guys where they were the focus. Just kinda skewed, since the first season had some weaklings on both sides
@Killer_Rabbit236 жыл бұрын
I think you're reading way too into this. They clearly said that that was the behavior in the "episodes we saw" and even then I don't know but I think that maybe seeing big "tough guys" planning to go all out and hunt their own food like some sort of jungle badass devolve into huge pussies is probably more funny and memorable than some lady crying lol
@autumnlotus62506 жыл бұрын
Ninja Pirate Rabbit it's possible. It just came off as very biased. Everytime I hear people talk about that show people seem to tiptoe around the "strong confident girl power" women turning into a crying mess within days, but are always happy to laugh at the men doing the same thing.
@baconwaves2006 жыл бұрын
Do i need to start watching this show now?
@cwheels016 жыл бұрын
Which thing is Matt describing in the first three minutes?
@Arvoyea6 жыл бұрын
Upside-down Triangle Thingy Terrace House
@Arvoyea6 жыл бұрын
The Japanese reality show on Netflix that sorta confirms the meme that nobody in Japan is gonna fix that declining birth rate
@cwheels016 жыл бұрын
AM2 Oh, so it's similar to the thing I thought he was talking about, but even better.
@convolutedclarity6 жыл бұрын
AM2 People like hitomi tanaka live there, how is that even a problem.
@ultraspinalki116 жыл бұрын
Convoluted Clarity to be honest, she's like a rare gem in Japan.
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat4 жыл бұрын
“Rocks are powerful”
@Shadowwolf1456 жыл бұрын
What episode number is this?
@pikagammerpluspizza74784 жыл бұрын
R.I.P.
@nono95436 жыл бұрын
What are they talking about?
@sadesemolu6 жыл бұрын
Bruh, get me in this show. I'm a fatass on keto and practicing intermediate fast. I'd straight wreck the high score just sitting in tha corner.
@sawysauce12566 жыл бұрын
Eeh? Eeh? Eeh?
@Chadius6 жыл бұрын
EEEEEEEEHHHHHH
@devin52016 жыл бұрын
But what about the episode where some nerdy ass guy survives for like a billion days cuz the woman quit super early and then they send another chick eho also quits all because the guy was obnoxious as all hell.
@NohorseRU6 жыл бұрын
How the hell did they get to air people actually HOLDING HANDS ON CAMERA This is sickening
@wakimaki13366 жыл бұрын
Video clip the discussion about free to play fighting games.
@WTFisTingispingis6 жыл бұрын
The important question is this: Is Taiichi still there?
@angeloluviano55436 жыл бұрын
A what model??? i need to research this WHAT KIND OF MODEL
@Arvoyea6 жыл бұрын
angelo luviano gravure
@muttbush6 жыл бұрын
2020! 2020! 2020! 2020! 2020!
@silverroddo14686 жыл бұрын
I feel if we LIKE and promote this video everywhere, the Super Best Friends would be forced to film a Naked and Afraid like video so that they can prove they're better than those dudes.
@monsterking76766 жыл бұрын
no what I want is for them to just invite some Aboriginal bush men from australia, and see how long it takes for them to just say, fuck it new colony.
@TheUltimateLifeForce6 жыл бұрын
#ShiBasa best ship on Tear-Ass House
@primalmind325745 жыл бұрын
ancestors the humankind odyssey 14:42
@riastradh6 жыл бұрын
Outrun this rock, fucker!
@erikferal3 жыл бұрын
Weight Loss Survival by Sitting in the Woods and Not Doing Anything.
@F19HORNET1239 ай бұрын
Doctors hate this ONE weird trick!
@paranoidpanda74076 жыл бұрын
For some reason I thought Naked and Afraid was a show along the lines of I Shouldn't be Alive. Turns out it is so much stupider than the title suggested. What the fuck am I even listening to. Why. Why is that a concept for a show, let alone one without a prize of any sort. I don't understand.
@TheHeavyModd6 жыл бұрын
BRUH I WAS EATING DUN GO TALKIN BOUT HAND HOLDIN N SHIT DAS DISGUSTIN