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@mindshuffler33326 жыл бұрын
Who would win: One angry Hippo or Pat on tank controls?
@_ArmIa6 жыл бұрын
Unstoppable force versus immovable object
@Heavysweating6 жыл бұрын
Hippo vs the GUN
@pathfindersavant39886 жыл бұрын
An angry Hippat on living tank controls
@CyberShinobiX6 жыл бұрын
Truely the Apex predator
@MantraMan20776 жыл бұрын
@@Heavysweating Actually a Hippo's skin alone weighs one metric ton. The hunting of Hippo's is illegal not because the hunter is a danger to the hippo, but because you are more likely to get it angry and have it kill you.
@josephlien88756 жыл бұрын
I was obsessed with bears as a kid. My parents took me to a drive-through park that was full of bears where I grew up in South Dakota. A grizzly bear laid on top of dad's car and roared into the windshield, scaring the shit out of everyone. I didn't really like bears anymore after that.
@geardog246 жыл бұрын
Joseph Lien You should've picked pandas. You can't go wrong with pandas.
@770megaman6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like that was pats mum and not a real bear
@balrogdahomie6 жыл бұрын
Reminder that sloths are physically incapable of expressing emotions as we know them, and thus some zoologists believe they are constantly terrified whenever interacting with humans and just can’t express it
@PregnantWhale30006 жыл бұрын
So sloths live with social anxiety? Found my spirit animal
@ChrisPoindexter983 жыл бұрын
Oh, that might become something really sad and horrifying, if we don't even know what they're feeling....
@morbidabyss126 жыл бұрын
We should send all sloths to the moon, they’re clearly designed for space and low gravity. Just imagine a sloth doing sick jumps from moon crater to moon crater
@npthedarkside276 жыл бұрын
Hey. Fuck you for making sloths cool.
@morbidabyss126 жыл бұрын
Im only doing what NASA couldn’t
@mocca36336 жыл бұрын
dont give nasa an idea. Ages later, that space sloths gonna destroy earth.
@SergioSource6 жыл бұрын
aeiou aeiou aeiou
@Fjarhultian6 жыл бұрын
A more energetic sloth is just an anteater.
@king_big_pp6 жыл бұрын
"Zoos are cool. And if you think zoos are bad, you're probably misunderstanding the situation." This is the most reasonable way Pat could have spoken to that particular group of people.
@sirjj256 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that time a hippo was caught on camera swallowing a crocodile alive.
@diegomedina96376 жыл бұрын
Hippo don't give no fucks, why do you think T-Rexes aren't around anymore but Hippos are just chilling crushing watermelons?
@seraphiim4445 жыл бұрын
the crocodile was talkin a lot of shit for a nigga within voring distance
@C29Chris5 жыл бұрын
Are we sure the crocodile didn’t eat the hippo from the inside? I haven’t seen this video but if the hippo didn’t chew it with those giant teeth and literally swallowed it alive I’m pretty sure the crocodile ate its guts from the inside
@habadasheryjones5 жыл бұрын
@@C29Chris fuck me, this is a video that exists? A hippo eating a croc and a croc eating it from the inside?
@elwinner66184 жыл бұрын
Habadashery Jones I didn’t like vore before but now I want less to do with it than ever
@theangryfinger57956 жыл бұрын
Threaten a baby bear in front of the mother. Watch that aggro rise.
@PKFIORE6 жыл бұрын
The Angry Finger You just need to get within Aggro range. Then the mother will come
@theangryfinger57956 жыл бұрын
@@PKFIORE too right, would you classify that as a companion dependant buff?
@AmazingAutist6 жыл бұрын
The real question is, why would you choose to die such a terrible, painful death?
@diegomedina96376 жыл бұрын
But how aggro would a bear gets if i touch his Spagghet?
@MrIronWar6 жыл бұрын
Only Woolie would describe wild life like it was some fighting game mechanics. Freaking woolie never change.
@AlfredoTaken6 жыл бұрын
Never mess with a Hippo. You're not going to win that battle.
@EbonMaster6 жыл бұрын
Hippos and box jellyfish. Most underrated killers of the animal kingdom.
@pkmn_trainer_chito15026 жыл бұрын
But think of the massive exp if I win???
@UnmotivatedSlacker6 жыл бұрын
It's fine, I brought marbles
@CyberShinobiX6 жыл бұрын
Apparently Hippos are really fast on land as well so running isn't gonna be easy
@fenris59326 жыл бұрын
@@CyberShinobiX the only way you can survive running from a hippo is if you have enough of a head start for it to get tired and slow down
@MrAnthraxes6 жыл бұрын
Pat 2018: "Raptors are just Kangaroos with claws"
@TophatGamerVideos6 жыл бұрын
Spoken like a man who's never before seen the damage that a kangaroo (and it's claws) can inflict. I mean, I'd take on a roo long before a raptor, but at least a raptor isn't going to cave my chest in with a kick.
@MrAnthraxes6 жыл бұрын
I got attacked by a Wombat (and yes I know how stupid that sounds) when I camped near Port Welshpool and bitten by a Possum because it wanted my Fries in some Park in Melbourne when I was Down Under for a month, so I completely agree with you that the wildlife there is ridiculously angry and capable. I still think that his comparison is weird tho, mainly because of one thing. Imagine a Raptor jumping around like a Kangaroo. At least that's the image that popped into my head when he said it.
@ohmygoditisspider79536 жыл бұрын
MESS WITH THE WOMBAT YOU GET THE COMBAT
@li-limandragon92876 жыл бұрын
I'll take a Hippo over a bladed Kangaroo
@Shiratto6 жыл бұрын
Tekken would agree
@MegaTyler936 жыл бұрын
I'm happy with that last comment about zoos. "zoos are cool". People still act like zoos nowadays are how they were in the 20's or some shit, or the circus, abusing animals and bullshit when that's not at all how that is now. Zoos are fantastic places to teach and rehabilitate animals for release.
@gdadder6 жыл бұрын
LOTS of them do not have the correct shelter or enough employees to take care of them enough. Even my zoo in my town I noticed that lots of the water was not clean for the animal’s. And especially the temperature of the environment for lots of animals isn’t that good either.
@Jake-nx6li4 жыл бұрын
@@gdadder "clean water" is a relative term. Whats clean to them, isn't clean to us. They're wild animals. Their water doesn't need to be fit for human consumption.
@gdadder4 жыл бұрын
Jake well this water I’m talking about was fully green and you couldn’t see to the bottom of the water dish so lol
@Kuwaga-Strider6 жыл бұрын
My dad now believes that hippos have a killing intent once they see humans at a zoo. Thank you best friends...Thank you...
@convolutedclarity6 жыл бұрын
Hippos have a killing intent towards anything and everything that moves.
@posteriorpepperoni6 жыл бұрын
i'd imagine whenever a hippo is not trapped in a zoo and it spots a human being,You Will Know Our Names just starts playing
@geardog246 жыл бұрын
You have to be completely heartless to not love a sloth.
@balrogdahomie6 жыл бұрын
geardog24 I mean depends on where you draw the line between Pity and Love
@andrewdrewrew10156 жыл бұрын
Heartless or not that shit scared the fuck out of me in House of the dead 3.
@maninredhelm6 жыл бұрын
I mean, can I just be socially amiable with a sloth? Love is a big step.
@Valanway6 жыл бұрын
It depends on if they have 2 toes, or three, because one of those can go extinct and nobody would care. I'll let you decide which one is which. Sloths are in the upper echelon of adorable mammals though
@ultraspinalki116 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind that, if you were to hug a sloth in the wild, you'd be overwhelmed with all the moths, insects, moss, fungi that live in the sloth's fur. They're so slow moving that they become literal non-harmful ecosystems for tiny organisms. So, if a person hates any of the above, they might hate a sloth as a result.
@Spacecab6 жыл бұрын
Hippos are basically Tommy Wiseau with a full RAGE meter.
@ffffffffROTHY6 жыл бұрын
This segment makes me want to bring up something kind of funny, there's a superhero co-op card game with an immortal Māori warrior called Haka, that does haka and one of his enemies is The Hippo.
@DevonPalmer986 жыл бұрын
Pat trying to act like he doesn't know Kristen bell. He must've forgot the entire 2000's
@mrman60356 жыл бұрын
She's super cute and she's in The Good Place
@ForumBlackwolfdave6 жыл бұрын
@@mrman6035 she died? Hope she didnt go out like a punk
@redkite19086 жыл бұрын
Who the hell is Kristen Bell?
@Dingalow6 жыл бұрын
Mother Nature needs to nerf Hippos
@diegomedina96376 жыл бұрын
The patch notes are in. They seem to nerf a type of japanese frog... Damn it Sakurai.
@Anime-Doof6 жыл бұрын
Dingalow Hippos are expected to get a rework in Nature v2.12; Hippos will get 400 ms light attacks, a 700 ms Unblockable grab, and a dodge roll with increased i-frames.
@unversedhero60286 жыл бұрын
Then you will have to wait until the next dlc patch that will add new species of animals that were just discovered.
@talynhastime93436 жыл бұрын
The way cats lounge is a move I like to call "The Decadent Roman".
@sokumotanaka9271 Жыл бұрын
Ask woolie what his preferred death he could have to go through. Picks venom, because there's a possibility of survival through medication. He'd rather die of poison than be ripped apart. Pat: I think you're underselling how horrific dying via necrotic or heart stopping venom is YOU ASKED WHICH HE WOULD PICK! the hell is going on here!? As matt said no one wants to be ripped apart.
@CutiePatootiest6 жыл бұрын
My favorite animals are Cassowaries, they're giant six foot tall birds that are vegetarians but they're super aggressive. I used to work for my local zoo in their summer camp and there was always a small pile of random shit that kids threw in the enclosure during the day that would only get cleaned after she fell asleep and her cage was locked up because cassowaries just disembowel humans for funsies.
@THEDERPYARBITER5 жыл бұрын
Have the best friends ever talked about Gustav the bulletproof demon crocodile? Because for those of you don't know that's a real thing and its both hype and horrifying.
@Spinoraptor1595 жыл бұрын
The Highest Quality Slushy dude straight up ate hippos and bull water buffalo. That’s fucking insane
@furyberserk6 жыл бұрын
Kratos' greatest challenge wasn't the god of eagles or horses, nor will it be goats but the Egyptian goddess of pregnancy.
@gerzie6 жыл бұрын
My family has always had a special nest and little hippo toy as a House Hippo. We brought it with us to the US and both my sister and I have our own House Hippo nests in our homes to this day.
@maninredhelm6 жыл бұрын
"Sloth Mom" isn't the hero we need, but is probably the hero we deserve.
@CyberShinobiX6 жыл бұрын
I don't think an animal gives someone a disease and the disease kills i don't think the animal should get credit for the kill, Mosquito's kills are invalid
@AmazingAutist6 жыл бұрын
CyberShinobiX that's bullshit. I just like saying if someone uses a gun to kill someone then kill should go to the gun. Komodo dragons are fucking beast and they know what they're doing. That's like saying if someone poisoned someone the kill should go to the poison, not the animal. Thus eliminating venomous snakes and scorpions.
@CyberShinobiX6 жыл бұрын
the Komodo dragon is an exception to the rule given that their method is an adaptation and if the animal naturally produces the poison or venom it also counts but seeing as Mosquito's simply act as carriers of diseases and the disease is neither naturally produced by them nor an adaptation they do not deserve credit for it
@Famygdala6 жыл бұрын
Mosquitos need their care package so just let them have their assist points.
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat7 ай бұрын
3:00 my buddy made a remark about sloths one time, when we were talking about how defenceless they are and he said the phrase “yeah man, they’re easily harvested” And my mind conjured the image of a player in ARK walking up to a sloth and holding X to collect
@superakman146 жыл бұрын
This podcast had a lot of highlights , glad i saw it live.
@matthewekeith2 жыл бұрын
8:16 the mcmuscles camouflage is in FULL effect
@zacharycooke76296 жыл бұрын
Side note there's a manga about animals in a zoo becoming active killing machines and while I don't remember seeing hippos I can only imagine they're just walking nukes.
@zacharycooke76296 жыл бұрын
@GamerBear Jinmen
@OrangeT3am6 жыл бұрын
Who wins Hippo vs colossus from Shadow of the colossus
@tailedgates96 жыл бұрын
Every day I wake up and ask myself.....Why are hippos so mean? XD
@sadesemolu6 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, hippos are kinda like man's natural predator since human orginate from Africa. It probably in their genes to attack us.
@CrossoverGameReviews6 жыл бұрын
Every day I wake up and ask myself..... What does hippo taste like?
@jjj77906 жыл бұрын
Hippos are not hyper killers, they are just really territorial. If you don't go into their territory they will leave you alone. You can stand right next to a hippo pond and they wont even look at you. But if you touch that fucking pond, prepare to die. There's a reason why the majority of their victims are fishermen.
@jeanne-emerycoleman2146 жыл бұрын
Fuck Ive never had to pause a video from laughing so hard this many times
@fewglow5076 Жыл бұрын
Prey animals are more aggressive than predators animals because they assume you're trying to eat them. Deer attacks are way more vicious than bear attacks. The bear might not be hungry or maybe just wants to scare you off, but deer, mouse, bison, and hippos assume it's to the death.
@LuxOverHeaven6 жыл бұрын
Are basking sharks on the list?
@fuji_n29276 жыл бұрын
8:28 *D E E R* Ps. Sloths can do the Dempsey Roll...
@tailedgates96 жыл бұрын
Dempsey Roll WITH claws? Fuck that. XD
@ParadisusFalls6 жыл бұрын
Oh...I thought this was a TierZoo video
@TheAceofThePack6 жыл бұрын
Hungry hungry hippos are hungry for blood
@tailedgates96 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised there wasn't a hippo horror movie. Or fuck, a hippo boss animal in Resident Evil. XD
@mrman60356 жыл бұрын
Bless you Haka Woolie
@Manfromthenorth05516 жыл бұрын
I remember going to the Granny Zoo when I was a kid. I live in Vermont so it's not that far away.
@N_Moli6 жыл бұрын
Plague carrying bugs?! Fuck, those are some dangerous motherfuckers if they attack you with Plague!
@npthedarkside276 жыл бұрын
"Dear will rock your shit and kick your ass" - Woolie Madden, 2018
@PepsiMan6666 жыл бұрын
1. Furries
@RanMouri826 жыл бұрын
A furry dressed like a hippo.
@diegomedina96376 жыл бұрын
@@RanMouri82, a Hippo dressed like a furry
@RanMouri826 жыл бұрын
@@diegomedina9637 Okay, that is FAR more formidable.
@geardog246 жыл бұрын
Scalies
@blkroseduelist6 жыл бұрын
Why does it always seem like Woolie's framerate is lower than Matt or Pat?
@zigmus00A6 жыл бұрын
How has Woolie's reaction to The Space Force not been uploaded yet?
@unversedhero60286 жыл бұрын
Because he is the one planning and designing the damn thing.
@FlashStrife6 жыл бұрын
"The Beast" Brock Lesnar vs. "An Actual Beast" A Hippo for the belt at the next Wrestlemania. Make it happen!
@violetshadowstone52504 жыл бұрын
Pat: "I think you're underselling the horrible pain venom is." But pat YOU gave him the two choices then when he picked one told him his pick was wrong XD YOU undersold it not woolie; also again you gave him the choice, who lays out a choice and then says the choice you made out of two bad scenarios is wrong?
@danielmccoy84405 жыл бұрын
Nature will buff hippos just cause fuck it. Give it a 2 frame light attack, a 7 frame command grab that has three hits of armor and can be roll cancelled into, and a Dodge roll with increased and lingering I-frames. Linger lasts for 2 frames so roll catching is impossible unless you have hax.
@telathys6 жыл бұрын
Teste flies? I thought Matt cared about Jumanji.
@grandarkfang_14826 жыл бұрын
Bludgeoning/Piercing Damage is a tier lower than Necrotic Damage.
@alseid87096 жыл бұрын
Pat, Mat, did you forget the Kirsten Bell Sloth thing was part of the legendary Warlock Blood Magic bit from some time ago?
@DrErikNefarious6 жыл бұрын
20:58 *Pat activates Crazy Talk* Hah, bitch no you CAN'T outrun a T.rex; not unless you're Usain Bolt. Adult rexes reached 18mph and since it's theorized they hunted in Prides like lions do, good luck outrunning all of them. Especially the younger, faster ones.
@wadespencer36236 жыл бұрын
I assume that deer are on the list not because they DIRECTLY kill humans a lot, although they're certainly capable. Most likely, they kill more people via car crashes.
@Zombie14466 жыл бұрын
Wade Spencer oooh. That makes sense.
@SushiElemental6 жыл бұрын
You have to admit cars are pretty OP against most animals
@Fjarhultian6 жыл бұрын
Cars are weak to ungulate-damage.
@popump26176 жыл бұрын
Who's to say that deers don't intentionally cause car crashes
@BazzBrother6 жыл бұрын
oh my fucking christ it keeps happening Pat keeps saying "We've talked about this before" and then they talk about anti sympahty and I get dejavu overload
@adams36276 жыл бұрын
So who wants to start the dead pool for whoever fucks up around adorable baby Fiona first?
@Fjarhultian6 жыл бұрын
The thing about boars is that they have knives on their faces.
@primalmind325746 жыл бұрын
you forgot sid from ice age
@unversedhero60286 жыл бұрын
All hail our hippo overlords.
@HeyThisIsBrian6 жыл бұрын
Sleep 18 hours but we always party 24.
@TheMaleLilligant6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else mistook Cape Buffalo for "Cave" Buffalo, and were severely disappointed that wasn't a thing?
@georgesorin6506 жыл бұрын
when are you guys gonna post podcast about DMC 5?
@zacharycooke76296 жыл бұрын
For some reason I was expecting littlest hobo on that list
@tlaloc4kids6 жыл бұрын
'North American House Hippo'. DEAD.
@suddenllybah6 жыл бұрын
That's one of those Canadian jokes right?
@JohnDavidGamez6 жыл бұрын
Hey can you guys play spider man ps4 when it comes out?
@MrDjWalnut6 жыл бұрын
#1. "Turns out it's man"
@Llarthel6 жыл бұрын
What is Epo? A game? A movie?
@Dessarius6 жыл бұрын
Give me your MARBLES.
@Samm8156 жыл бұрын
I wish I wasn't allergic to cats... Am I allergic to giant cats as well?
@Bigbrawler726 жыл бұрын
Giant allergic
@sadesemolu6 жыл бұрын
I bet you that kid from the tiger incident they mentioned was white.
@GreedAndSelfishness5 жыл бұрын
I bet you are black.
@erikwilliams15623 жыл бұрын
I bet you’re both right
@MrTerradell6 жыл бұрын
Jesus, Woolie, use ad block for the podcast.
@jcace136 жыл бұрын
The Hippo isn’t number one on that list because it killed the writer halfway through.
@FloofyOneTorpheus6 жыл бұрын
Sooo the podcast is free but you have to pay to livestream? Wait wait I'm dumb. This is basically their job
@dracocrusher6 жыл бұрын
You can watch it live if you catch it on in the morning, but after that you'll just need to listen without the visuals or subscribe to their Twitch channel.
@theragabash426 жыл бұрын
TESTE FLIES!
@saynotop2w6 жыл бұрын
An elephant scoffs at pathetic standby hippopotamus as it cowers in fear. Hippos are overrated.
@EbonMaster6 жыл бұрын
Sloths are disgusting.
@tailedgates96 жыл бұрын
They also have a death stare which scares the shit out of me.