Super Best Friendcast - Ghosts aren’t scary

[@IceLizardsUnited]

The only ghost that scares WOOLIE is the Holy Ghost.

[@darkdestiny661]

Questionable? Underrated comment, man. Gg

[@convolutedclarity]

The light makes the slime dry up, it drains his power. Of course he is afraid of it.

[@AmericanNEET8644]

I can't tell if this is heresy or not...

[@tula168]

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[@arempy5836]

He don't no what he messin wit

[@Besharps]

3:43 This is the chemistry I miss the most... Matt & Pat really had S class chemistry together

[@SifGreyfang]

The break up hurt us all brother

[@Bonhart61577]

"I ain't afraid of no bitch nigga ghost!" - Famous Last Words

[@SpectralSlugger]

Famous last words that ghost is gonna hear

[@fuckoff8388]

Bonhart I need that on a shirt

[@toastedllah2923]

That line could have saved the last Ghost busters movie, if only

[@SpardasTechReviews]

That shit made me fall on the floor at work lmao

[@GhostofSports]

"I'm trying to approach this form a rational point of view" "We're talking about fucking ghosts"

[@FlameOfUdun96]

I'm used to third party channels uploading podcast highlights.... This feels weeeeiird

[@calamaty2007]

Now you can see their faces while they spout bullshit.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Calamity2007 that is a huge plus, I agree

[@jiskool1]

Im fine with this

[@pznecho009]

Flame of Udun inception

[@johnfromthewest]

PUT ME BACK WERE YOU FIND ME

[@GenerationWest]

A podcast highlight, but with video! So everyone can see [ C R A Z Y T A L K ] work on Woolie in full action.

[@Reqqqqqs]

It affects other people now? [CRAZY TALK REQUIEM[] has awakened!

[@Celestialbeing21]

GenerationWest it's was so strong with Woolie that day.

[@crazytalk1478]

I'm glad my influence is spreading

[@SapphireCarbuncle009]

Pat's heart has undergone a second awakening

[@GrilledLeeks]

A rare occurrence where 「CRAZY TALK」affected everyone BUT Pat

[@rozco7669]

Its probably [ CRAZY TALK REQUIEM ]

[@cameronmills3599]

Reminder that Araki is inconsistent on how Crazy Talk works, lest we forget the Phantasy Star Online 2 arc

[@MaxAuxen]

The wrongest Woolie has ever been and the rightest Pat has ever been.

[@mellowhero3520]

Rozco Nah, [ Crazy Talk Requiem ] is already established as always being right but only when he's joking.

[@ufofighter16]

No it's effecting Pat, that's why he's right the entire time

[@admcleo]

I think the disconnect here is that physical threat and spiritual threat have different starting tiers. Dogs, Badgers and Bobcats are possibly fatal to a human. And any monster with a physical form has a baseline threat level of 'fatal' to a person in almost all situations. Ghosts and Apparitions can begin as simple moving of objects and sounds. Unless a very specific series of events happens it will not actually harm you. As the power levels rise, the stats become more evenly distributed. When the ghost can scare and disturb you as well as harm you, monsters tend to gain increasingly dangerous abilities. Like werewolves having active regeneration, vampires being able to transform, zombies becoming more infectious and harder to avoid. Though in general a monster would still win out as ghosts often play by enough rules that a smart person could actually escape it or otherwise cut their losses while monsters will hunt you down. At top tier, ghosts overtake monsters in raw power. They can scare you, you can't get away, they can kill you, they can mess with your soul, they can warp reality. Monsters are still a major threat and usually unlock an EX ability. Like Werewolves turning you into one and damning you to hurt a loved one, Vampires turning you into their eternal slave, the mummys curse just to name a few. However at this point ghosts and demons are basically cheating so there's no real way to beat them. However, I want to make a note. The fact that ghosts can kill you, but after you're dead and a ghost that you can't just punk the ghost back is kind of stupid. Even if Sadako is to strong for a single person to take on, you have to imagine 100 lesser ghosts could combine forces to at least make the top tier ghosts unlife a dying hell.

[@Necroknight324]

Adam McLeod i always assumed that the ghost ate people they killed afterwards. So nothing to bother them?

[@ragnar3434]

I was just going to open up the D&D monster manual and check the stats for ghosts, so good on you for putting in this kind of effort.

[@Msoulwing]

@ragnar 3434 I dunno about the monster manual, but ghosts in Pathfinder's bestiary are creatures with the Ghost template. This gives them a bunch of abilities like aging you with their touch, but the scarier part is that *any living creature* can become a ghost.

[@jjj7790]

I thought it was generally accepted across mythology that there are requirements for becoming a ghost alongside dying (like being drowned, committing suicide, or having a huge grudge). Getting killed by another ghost doesn't seem to be one of those things. I guess they sublimate your soul or something. I mean, you could probably make yourself into a stronger ghost if you died with enough grudge power. Like just sitting in a room going "Fuck you, you fucking ghost, I'm coming for you" and shooting yourself in the head might do it. Getting killed by the ghost probably won't.

[@admcleo]

I dunno, I can't imagine being more angry and vengeful than having my life cut tragically short by some spirit I can't do anything to avoid because I had the audacity to look at a clock or whatever the trigger is. Are ghosts just life rage quitters? And their ghostly power directly related to what tier of fighting game rage quit prison they get sent to? Wooly is definitely in the right to call them Bitch Nigga Ghosts then.

[@lilacbombs_5197]

this is on the level of "water isn't wet" argument

[@N_Moli]

Nothing scares Woolie. It's usually him that hovers around you to spook you.

[@mellowhero3520]

Nelly Evosium This is the true nature of [ Woolie Hole ]

[@MostLikelyMortal]

He doesn’t scared of anything

[@jjj7790]

3:43 That was the most 5-year-olds interaction I've never seen from two grown men.

[@sloshed-rat]

"Bitch-nigga ghosts!" is one of the funniest one-liners to come out of Woolie's mouth.

[@ZeroDigger]

Locking down the highlight video before a certain channel can. Smart play, gentlemen.

[@filipeeduardoduartedealenc7872]

You didn't win, QUICKSAVE... _YOU DIDN'T WIN!!!_

[@Polymathically]

This truly is the greatest debate in Zaibatsu history. You guys will never top this. It's just...amazing.

[@tbotalpha8133]

I think the animal blood magic discussion is pretty close.

[@NoahWolfWiseKingWolf]

@@tbotalpha8133 link

[@DrEarthwormRobotnik]

What about the Game Boy debate?

[@HalcyonAeterna]

i'm pat violently moving around in his chair from pure frustration.

[@Arceusparadox]

“You don’t know what ya messin’ wit, Darlington”

[@iller3]

Count Chocula is the *HIGHEST LEVEL* vampire!

[@xzenitramx666]

ilr is inmune to light and must killing conditions hes a A class vampire

[@evergreen.oldboys]

IF HE'S A COUNT, HE'S HIGH UP!

[@spookycookies19]

If ya'll ever have a problem with the edits I do, like if you need me to stop, go ahead and slap the shit out of me. I still have glitch videos I need to upload. And some cat videos. I can do that. Cat channel.

[@markv6467]

spookycookies Theyve referenced you plenty of times already and even asked you to work on a comp for Until Dawn, I dont see how and why itd be bad now? I guess its all because Quicksave was doing it for monetory purposes.

[@spookycookies19]

John Smith i monetize everything on my channel. Literally everything. All of it. That's how I'm able to afford my monthly Big Mac. No meal. Just the Mac. The water is free though so that's good news.

[@spookycookies19]

John Smith since I don't really ever have the time to catch podcasts or streams I haven't heard of this quicksave until now. Yea monetizing is shitty (although I guess there could be some exceptions), but if all you are doing is cutting up streams or whatnot and then monetizing, that's abusing fair use. By not quitting after being asked to, that shows it's about the stolen revenue and nothing else.

[@BravestCoward]

You're too precious Spooky, TOO PRECIOUS.

[@markv6467]

spookycookies Im pretty sure theyd let you and other Comp channels slide ever since you actually put time and effort on the videos. If not, then I'd still support your channel since you've impressed me with your editing and when you baited the Best Friends Comp and turned it into something (Was it Gun Control? I sadly dont remember whag the main thing was but I loved that shit).

[@Comkill117]

I just want to say, when Matt and Pat asked Woolie "how many ghosts did you fight?" a Luigi's Mansion add popped up.

[@madamastersgaming]

The answer is always "yes"

[@RushandSNLfan]

Super Best Copyright Thief Destroyers

[@NuclearCherries]

No joke? This is a great move guys. Also this was a golden podcast moment that deserves to be remembered

[@InTheMistByTheHills]

I'm all about this. Getting my ass haunted and slowly going insane until my soul is dragged into the abyss is no bueno. I'd take my head being removed any day. Boss Ghosts are infinitely more scary.

[@madamastersgaming]

When woolie says "monsters" his mind is forming a big brown and fuzzy Sully Monsters Inc. thing vs Casper.

[@BlastCasted]

5:00 So, not afraid of long hair, eh? Woolie caught lying again, news at 11.

[@joshuagrandison7219]

This is the best we could ever possibly hope to get. This is peak SBFP.

[@sloshed-rat]

At least they went out with a bang. Everything after this ghost conversation was accompanied by the song "Closing Time."

[@yhposolihP]

When the desync gets so bad (so good) it looks like a Godzilla dub.

[@edzim10]

I'm totally down for more shit like this

[@xandrite_]

I like how the moment Matrick and Pathew reveal that Woolie is comparing level 60 Vampires to level 5 ghosts, and invalidating his argument, he says "we're losing the plot"

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

This is a first.

[@RougeMephilesClone]

Griffin1171 It's actually a second. Pat and Woolie's Bizarre Apology was also a podcast excerpt.

[@xoyv]

"the ghost industrial complex" ...or the ghost in the shell: industrial complex

[@russiachan2]

Podcast snippets are super legal now

[@Nightweaver1]

That's what I'll tell the police when I wake up with the panties around the doorknob.

[@MakiKuronami]

EDIT: Them talking about Scooby Doo holograms remind me of that one episode where there was a holographic T-Rex from hell that breathes fire. EXTRA SPOOKY SUPERNATURAL TRIVIA: Returning to the Philippines for a bit, everyone should know the Tikbalang, which might as well be a reverse centaur. Which might as well be Rape Horse. A superstition is also connected to them: If it rains during a clear day, they're getting married. 90% of the time, they're probably getting married to a human. While we're at that, not everyone knows about the Kapre. (pronounced the same as Decapre) Wikipedia describes them as such: "Kapre is a Philippine mythical creature that could be characterized as a tree giant. It is described as being a tall (7 to 9 ft), big, black, hairy, muscular creature. Kapres are normally described as having a strong smell that would attract human attention." They generally don't mess with people unless their tree of residence is cut down. It's benevolent enough that they're willing to hang out with humans, sometimes giving them gifts and/or magical stones. Depending on the region, some can even give you supernatural powers as well. Unfortunately Kapres are still dicks, and they're known for trolling humans by getting them disoriented and making them forget left from right. The presence of a Kapre is often punctuated with rustling of trees even if there's no breeze, spooky ominous laughter and FUCKING BIG RED EYES STARING AT YOU FROM A DISTANT TREE. Abundance of fireflies in a forest also mean you're seeing the embers of a Kapre's cigar. Yeah, they're also chain smokers.

[@ColdNorth0628]

Maki Kuronami kapres are what makes woolie not understand his lefts from his rights. He doesnt think ghosts are scary because a kapre got his ass by the nuts.

[@logandh2]

carlos conde No, don't you see? Woolie IS A KAPRE

[@ColdNorth0628]

logandh2 *NANI?!!??!?!?!?!?*

[@MakiKuronami]

logandh2 This guy get's it.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

So their cigars...emit fireflies as smoke?

[@erk00sephiroth]

I'm convinced woolie is actually super scared of the idea of ghosts and perhaps had his own encounter of something unexplained that spooked him back in granada, and true terror is the fear of the unknown. He also has this constant insistence that the ghost is by default unable to cause harm or have the ability to kill. I think Woolie actually issue has nothing to do with ghosts though, it has to do with common western myths not being as metal and just being generally not threatening. If his default idea of a ghost was the Cambodian ghost then this would be a completely different conversation.

[@firstnamelastname9550]

A ghost stole his other gameboy

[@SteelBallRun1890]

This is a spooky upload.

[@k.-flynn]

is that a pun off spookycookies

[@461Dragonman]

Better open it up and read what went wrong.

[@SivTheScribe]

13:26 Woolie: Things things(elemental spirits) are real. Pat: THEY'RE REAL?! Mat almost spilled his drink. Fuckin' lost it XD

[@miserjonesakamaestropirouette]

Put Quicksave the fuck out of business, lads!

[@MrStarkiller24]

To be fair, this is one of the best moments that have ever been on the podcast

[@theshocker9188]

To this day, this goes down as the funniest tangent on a podcast I've ever heard

[@DoctaDaKing]

You got some of your Podcast in my main channel

[@nepnepnuggets1646]

ITS 2AM BILLY.

[@sirthomastwostep6317]

"Put me back where you find me!!!!" Said The Pie to The Woolie.

[@Heavysweating]

Ghost would be master of psychological warfare, you'd loose your mind in no time, or worse, slowly. You don't know what ya messing with Woolie!

[@SergioSource]

So by connection, them mentioning Count Chocola's existence confirms they live in the same universe as one certain jerm

[@kojumbobeefman3448]

The petty battle between Team Spooks and Team Mermen was archived on the main channel as tribute to the 30 minutes lost during this podcast. We salute thee, Scrublords. ... But seriously, this segment was great.

[@TheStrxggler]

I love how Woolie references Hellsing for a joke but then turns around saying that shitty vampires can turn into bats.

[@mellowhero3520]

DarkKnightGrave To be fair, turning into A Bat is a scalar ability. You gain bats per level until you can become a swarm of bats

[@teenageoperator7246]

whaaaaaat is this place...

[@770megaman]

Teenage Operator it is a woolie hole.

[@dsfrreerg]

with so many wonders?

[@Tyrell-d6o]

Sooome kiiiind of Pooodcast

[@lance5445]

Vexxo casting its spell

[@juanllanos9812]

This is America

[@siefer117]

I think the tier list for monsters is how close can they get to demonic powers. Cause the really strong ghosts basically control reality around them and high level vampires are essentially immortal wizards.

[@TheDeadlyTree]

The problem with ghosts is you don't know it's power level until it is too late. It COULD be a one time walk across the hall and do nothing but make spooky noises sometimes, or it does that and once you get comfortable with that it starts dragging you down the stairs and setting up final destination goldburg machines. You never know a ghost's power level until it's too late and you or someone you love is dead/possessed. Scarier than a wolf man because you can't touch it, and who knows how it can touch you.

[@JoseRS1186]

Only scary ghosts are the asian ones...and those are also usually young....supple....nubile....creamy skinned.....raven, silky maned.... -HNNNNNGH!! Oh no! A spooky ghost got ectoplasm all up in my jorts!

[@Some__Guy]

Are you one of those people that draw the girl from The Ring as a cute anime girl?

[@OfKingsXI]

@@Some__Guy is she not a cute girl?

[@bargaintuesday812]

Ghosts are scarier because they're not bound by the laws of physics and have magical powers. If you see Jason on the other side of Crystal Lake, at that moment you're 100% safe because he has to be at least remotely in your area to harm you. But if it's a ghost on the other side, you take a couple steps back and turn away to run and bam, it's right there. And it can do pretty much anything to you. I don't know why Woolie thinks that ghosts can't do anything but just hover around and be all incorporeal. If I see Sadako crawl out of a well, I'm not going to be all "lol you can't do anything because you're a ghost".

[@Pragabond]

Yeah Woolie has never been dumber or wronger. I agree with you 100% on why they're terrifying they just don't give a shit about rules or physics other than their own. It was wild watching the conversation just unfold like Woolie: But most ghosts can't touch you Pat: We're talking about the ghosts that can touch you Woolie: Yeah but no one talks about those ghosts Matt: Well WE are talking about those ghosts Woolie Woolie: But most ghosts can't touch you Pat & Matt: WE ARE EXPLICITLY TALKING ABOUT THE GHOSTS THAT CAN FUCKING KILL YOU And then it took like 12 minutes for Woolie to acknowledge that's a thing

[@cherrygrabber7172]

What's scary about Ghosts is definitely the uncertainty of if they're a threat or not, until it's too late. A monster trying to kill me, is way more obvious than if someone is vaguely standing there, not knowing what their deal is.

[@Pragabond]

Nah what's scary about ghosts isn't whether you can tell if they're a threat or not its that if they ARE a threat what the fuck are you gonna do? Shoot it? Take an axe to it? Run away? With a big monster you have some idea how to handle a physical creature but with a ghost the rules are completely unknown. Like they pointed out if a bear came in the room you know if you can run or drive away you know you'll be okay. With a ghost there's no way to know if you can kill it if you can hide if you can run if you can anything other than shit your pants and die as it just goes through all the walls you put between you and it.

[@cherrygrabber7172]

@@Pragabond Definitely one of those things that require trial-and-error. Sending in someone with all the religious stuff and having to rely on the results whether it works on them or not. Or Fatal Frame, with the help of a camera's flash.

[@KappaMikeyTSF]

This is literally a "FUCK YOU" to channels like QUICKSAVE. Good job Billy. you've finally overthrown Liam as Employee of the Year

[@SnipahBarret50Cal]

the next year wall of 2018 employee of the months have been preemptively placed with billy or they just change the year placque

[@KappaMikeyTSF]

They just put pictures of Billy over the old plaques of Liam, they don't even take down the old ones

[@kirbyfreeman1103]

Yes finally the podcast highlights on the channel thank Matt, Pat, and Jerry the predator

[@vicente5797]

Put me back where ya found mi

[@KoPLeaderKiactu]

Nearing three years later and I found the name of the movie Matt was talking about. It's called It Stains the Sands Red.

[@Brandon_Brando]

Thank you

[@frickposter9727]

15:40 "I don't care about no spooks." -Woolie Madden 2017

[@BlastCasted]

I find it funny Woolie is acting his blackest when it concerns ghosts.

[@zombyjano]

The true terror.

[@vivamexico254]

Oh yes the bitch N-word ghost arc

[@mikeyxstyles]

hey SBFC/SBFP/woolie is liar/ pat is now "auburn", the only way the podcast could get better is by uploading it to soundcloud.

[@RichardBlaziken]

I'm here from the future in which an hour was spent between Pat and Woolie discussing vomit. For some reason my brain demanded I go back to this.

[@coltonallgire1135]

So Happy you guys uploaded this... It was honestly the hardest I've laughed in any podcast

[@maninredhelm]

I would love to encounter a ghost. Even if it murdered me, that wouldn't be so bad because a ghost is proof that an afterlife exists. Whereas if a werewolf murders me, it only proves that monsters exist.

[@ExaltedUriel]

My favorite part about this is the part where they're talking about regenerative werewolves is literally a Robot Chicken bit.

[@erikferal]

Woolie has clearly never seen Ghostbusters, or Danny Phantom, or.. literally anything that a ghost can do. Ghosts don't just jumpscare, they can do direct damage.

[@woodgatejack]

The steam roller on a werewolf idea isn't actually a million miles away from what I heard about vampires. I heard that the stake through the heart thing originally didn't _kill_ vampires, but rather they _couldn't_ die and the idea was to pin their eternally-living bodies to their graves with a big thick wooden or iron stake.

[@TheArkTheArkTheArk]

Here’s hoping Woolie doesn’t get haunted by a boss ghost for 3-4 months max.

[@lisledre]

I started to listen to this in terms of how horror represents different real life and social fears and well, I learned something today.

[@king_big_pp]

Can you elaborate on some? I know Dracula is all about sexuality, werewolf is about beastly natures... But I can't think of many more. Is Frankenstein about how we're afraid of our own creations getting out of our control, whether its artistic or even our own children?

[@DO-ge9wt]

"The special ghosts are legit"- Darlington 2017

[@hypersonic9t]

Yes please upload these, cheap and low effort for you guys, and makes it really easy for me to rewatch them while still supporting your channel!

[@LAAV69]

I miss this dynamic

[@zorokicksass60]

Best off-topic discussion i have heard in a long time from the SBF podcast! this reminds me of the breakfast discussion they had

[@Ghettojaku]

"What about backdraft......"THATS AN ELEMENTAL SPIRIT" this killed me lmao. Rip super best friends.

[@_sleepystarrynight_8119]

Real talk you guys, I love this little podcast segment. I'd love more discussions like this as the october month continues. Don't even feel like you have to keep it brief, I could listen to this for quite awhile honestly. Pat being able to flex his monster knowledge is really fun to listen to. Real spooky Halloween-y stuff, and great inspiration for creative writing! thanks dudes

[@nocturnGER]

Didn't Matt later say that we should all come together and curse Woolie so he gets haunted by a ghost?

[@Lamp94100]

Yeah, but we summoned Kingdom Hearts instead...

[@Mondo_Mondee]

One of my favorite friendcast moments from the Zaibatsu. Watch it every year for Spoopy season

[@LeonVP70]

If every podcast was filmed I would watch every single one

[@Softshelldiety]

they're streamed on twitch tho??

[@nerdyvids1]

The face Pat made after that little "evidence for ghosts" line by Matt was amazing.

[@mskitty5333]

I love you guys, and you always get me even more excited for the shitstorms every year!!!🍁🍃🎃Thank you😊😙

[@BigALBoomer]

Waited so long for them to start doing this. Thanks Pat keep it up.

[@christhechilled]

I'm gonna carry this pain of this being gone...

[@kingcoheed1208]

This is why I love the Friendcast. This is the best part of any episode

[@KillerStar565]

Best part from this week's podcast

[@kingnaga619]

This. This is why I’m gonna miss the fuck out of you guys...

[@LuckeeStrikee]

Remember: no less than 3 months but no more than 4.

[@rayza]

SET UP A PATREON SHITLORDS WE KNOW YOU NEED MONEY WE DO IT

[@KevinLearns2Rock]

rayza Go sub to their twitch. Helps if you have amazon prime.

[@rayza]

We need to set up a Kickstarter for their Patreon

[@ItsMichaelReid]

ramzyrizzle And set up a indiegogo for that GofundMe

[@bomberharris8439]

and a separate anime project that gets canceled during that.

[@IllegalCharacters]

Yeah, i'm pretty sure these guys have avoided that because they don't want a repeat of the mailbag situation where people are sending them 'rent and this month's food' size donations

[@brunch8290]

Wow they're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for uploads. please keep it coming

[@makeda6530]

The American Believer The hypest scraping! SWALLOW THE SPLINTERS!

[@theBat1toM2]

Woolie would rather kill his whole family than be killed himself, confirmed

[@Pkmamsters]

If Quicksave did one thing right (fuck you Quicksave). It was to fuel the drive for podcast highlights on the main channel. Here's to hoping this'll definitely be a regular thing.

[@bvanbove]

I think it will be. If I can get the highlights on the main channel why would I go anywhere else? Just drives more views to them which I'm all for.

[@nightmareeyes2083]

what's crazy is that the last splatfest as of march 2023 was loch ness vs bigfoot vs aliens so they all could've taken a hill to die on for this convo

[@Reiswalt]

"Dollar store vampire" killed me! LMAO!

[@cameronmills3599]

I'm happy this showed up because this bit was SOOOOOOOO deserving of one of these

[@Psientologist]

Re: Splatfest I know not one person who argues roll at back and I'm in the magical "Europe" you always mention as different.

[@343GuiltySparkO4]

SO glad you guys clipped this! I caught this live, but wanted to share it with friends.

[@darkdragoonzero]

So what I got from this was: Woolie hates Spooks.

[@WoobooRidesAgain]

Late to the party, but incidentally, what Matt says around 3:00 or so is pretty wrong, because you find various "wildman" and sea and lake serpents in just about every culture on the planet.

[@mirthfulcrier1830]

is this what killed the best friends? the ghost debate?

[@ronkusanagi880]

This is the right response. Because there is clearly a demand for excerpts from the podcast.

[@JohnQBrown]

Matt, I'm disappointed you didn't bring Lovecraft into this: he distinguishes *terror* from *horror.* Woolie is scared of terror, the immediate physical-animal-threat. Ghosts are deep, slow-burrn *horror*, the creeping discomfort and building of fear.

[@purplelemondoesstuff3044]

I'd love it if a ghost made a guest appearance midway through this.

[@bmmbooshoot]

this bit NEEDED to be uploaded. it's fabulous.