New Year's Resolution - Studio C

New Year's Resolution. January is a time to make goals of how you want to improve in the next year. However, Matt decides on resolutions that aren't improvements. Watch and see if Matt becomes bad to the bone.
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Cast: "Mallory Everton, Jason Gray, Matt Meese"
Director: Julian Riley
Producer: Jared Shores
Producer: Arthur Van Wagenen
Writer: Matt Meese
Editor: "A. Todd Smith, Ryan Terry"
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New Year's Resolution - Studio C

[@eliserickman4268]

"right now i want to focus on others and how i can use them to my advantage"

[@andytanis4818]

I know too many people like that.

[@arieailezion611]

comma, please.

[@paigedm9730]

Oh my gosh I read that right when he said it

[@cathyblaeser7577]

@@paigedm9730 same!

[@suzirussell5381]

Wait no Mallorie, I wanna find a rabbit and make it wear these! ITS FOR SCIENCE

[@samvidas9599]

"Not everything is about me! Right now, I want to focus on others..... And how I can use them to my advantage." Matt's face is that of a master plotter!

[@bellademarco6086]

When he picked up his leg and crossed it I died laughing....

[@jwhaler82]

"I wanna find a rabbit and make it wear these." XD My new years resolution is to use this phrase in a casual conversation.

[@alexclyde6445]

jwhaler82 🐰➕👟=Funny

[@alexclyde6445]

jwhaler82 🐰➕👟=Funny

[@liamk5339]

Probably the best one I've heard in my life

[@alansheedy3956]

Not everything is about me, okay.

[@Brandon-hn5jx]

lols, 6 years later, but I have to ask, where you successful.

[@NotAttorneyEris]

Matt looks so maniacal in a wheelchair....

[@samvidas9599]

He is not disabled! And he also killed a maid because he's been posing as the Archduke's son.

[@SC-hk6bs]

@@samvidas9599 I knew it! It was the eyes!

[@Tizzy_Rose]

@@SC-hk6bs eye colour is a dead giveaway

[@zeenaomer5183]

It is very hard to take the officer seriously with that Segway

[@bigotes8198]

+Zeena Omer xd

[@abbyhoffman1489]

+Zeena Omer LOL yes very.

[@CinematicTechnologies]

+Zeena Omer and the knee socks.

[@zeenaomer5183]

+Ethan Swords Lol yeah!😂

[@abbyhoffman1489]

Very.

[@michaelachatley375]

"And the wheelchair?" "Stolen... this was the easiest one atually."

[@avaa.5160]

+Michaela Henry I laughed so hard at that part

[@Dirtbike-k2x]

Atually?

[@ronibug24]

Michaela Henry I

[@SCP-Dr_Bright]

*actually

[@Ejiro__Kirishima]

Wow you quoted something

[@kcoggins001]

Wait, so Matt took the propeller off of a plane mid flight? And parachuted down? Master thief.

[@thtiuchcrtivnm9782]

I look up to him (jk)

[@CT--my4lf]

Perhaps the great Alex Bone shall be able to "team up" with him, so to speak. However, he (I) feel(s) that he may not be be able to keep up.

[@pikapanda577]

Kevin Coggins they should’ve let him keep it if that was the case

[@jaded194]

@@thtiuchcrtivnm9782 up to the plane he's on right

[@hannahelaine3162]

@@thtiuchcrtivnm9782 that is such a creative name ;)

[@argostorm9225]

"No I want to find a rabbit and make him wear them!" XD

[@blindeye1794]

cmp pugh "it's for science"

[@brookiewantsacookie_]

cmp pugh 😂😂😂

[@alejandroderienosa4828]

hehe😂 best part.

[@celenanowak9143]

cmp pugh I want to see that

[@mspforfun5724]

Me too

[@matthewwasson2906]

Matt: "No! Malorie! I want to find a bunny and make it wear them!" Malorie: "What? No! What is wrong with you--" Matt: "IT'S FOR SCIENCE!!!"

[@subatomicgxn7807]

I'm very sorry but her name is Mallory Sorry I can't help it, I was annoyed a bit

[@travelingbard6161]

I was hoping someone commented this. I didn't feel like doing it myself.

[@sofia.mel8]

you spelled Mallory wrong...

[@GenderWoman666]

Didn't he say "a rabbit"?

[@brodywilliamson5678]

You misspelled Mallary...shame on you😔

[@muriellollipops5290]

There's a picture on Google Images of a highschool photo of Matt, and his quote is: "Hannah Montana said nobody's perfect, but here I am." Lmao, Matt

[@Hecate140]

Heh, someone from my senior class said that too.

[@whatsupyoutube202]

What do you search up to find this

[@journalofawriter3650]

Muriel Lollipops I need to see this, how can I find it?

[@thtiuchcrtivnm9782]

Muriel Lollipops, what did ya search 2 find this

[@samvidas9599]

Gimme that picture!

[@ryanmueller5055]

There was a sign that said, "What happens in the garage stays in the garage" lol

[@susansmith9007]

😂

[@samvidas9599]

There should be a TV show dedicated solely to taking the situations created in these sketches and expanding them into full-length episodes. Or movies.

[@iancash4399]

Julia Cho That movie would be over 2 Days long at least

[@samvidas9599]

Maybe not a movie, but it would be great if they could tie some different universes together. Some crossovers and consolidation - like, for example, Matt's been a judge, a cop, a Russian spy, a coach, and a kleptomaniac in a number of sketches. Some of these would be easy to put in chronological order.

[@nicole._sihler]

Studio C is a tv show on BYUTV at 10:00 pm on Monday's

[@willmunoz1638]

Call it "Studio *C* inema"

[@tsuna279]

The one thing I think you should steal is Mallory's heart. XD

[@sarahdespain144]

Tsuna 27 lol I thought it was all a prank and that's where it was leading lol didn't see it coming

[@jaded194]

Matt:Stolen.. that was the easiest one actually.

[@saltywafflez5133]

Wait, literally or romantically?...

[@Mgl1206]

Salty Waffles both would be for the better.

[@claireforman2110]

YES

[@brynblue93]

don't worry guys. three and a half years later, he finally feels guilty and goes to a Catholic priest to confess his life of crime and thievery. at least, that's what today's new sketch showed us =)

[@zoeanderson1792]

OMG You're right!!!!! The connections!!!!

[@EmilythePuma]

OMG YOU GENIUS

[@requiemoflyds]

Ha ha, I thought of that. I wonder of that's what they were thinking.

[@NolanRempel]

XD So true

[@macyvanwart2514]

LOL!

[@ParkerJustham]

No, Mallory! I want to find a rabbit and make it wear these! It' sorry science! You will respect my authority. *Spins in circles*

[@n_tag9498]

Parker Justham, I found and read that comment the exact time matt said that. No lie. Did not even know it was coming or a anyhing.

[@chazsmith882]

"Right now, I want to focus on others...and how I can use them to my advantage." Words to live by

[@iamahouseofanubisfan]

So, I thought this was super creepy/funny. I started going on a Studio C marathon here on KZbin, and I start to watch this sketch, and just as Matt says "But at the moment, I'm working on stealing.." my mom starts talking about this artical she read about some dude in our town stealing stuff. So she was like "There's this guy who's been stealing stuff and putting it in is--" And I cut her off and said "garage?" And she said "Yes! How did you know?" And I said, well.. Ummm.." and showed her what I was watching. xD

[@miriamfield195]

Ch j

[@gabelefevre3507]

Your stories are stupid and by extension you are as well

[@cozylime_2006]

IM WATCHING THIS ENTIRE SEAS0N S0 FAR IM D0ING PRETTY WELL

[@ohnomygod3875]

@@gabelefevre3507 your taste in music is stupid and by extension you are as well

[@luukvdgaast2857]

yeah sure... its 6 years later, ready to confess the fact that this story never happened?

[@lovatolove1995]

How Dare you. (picks up leg and crosses over the other)

[@zalmanizak2941]

"Ahh.. Matt, those look like kids shoes." "Oh undoubtedly, yeah"

[@djquinn4825]

This is one of the few sketches where Matt seems more like Bugs than Daffy.

[@samvidas9599]

On the contrary. The opposite has usually been the case in my experience....

[@samvidas9599]

.....On the contrary to "few."

[@abigailsands1836]

Jason is having way to much fun on that thing! lol #studiocfanforever

[@dbzmaster1213]

Matt is oddly inspiring XD

[@sharadzkharzhodi6774]

matt can play evil very well! good job matt! keep it up!

[@samvidas9599]

He is quite a bad cop....

[@propio2957]

"play"? This is not playing, people.

[@anonymousunknown7388]

*“Right now I’m focusing on others. And how I can use them to my advantage.”*

[@lorelaimcham7386]

right now i want to focus on others..... and how i can use them to my advantage.

[@cheeseizmylife8988]

Lorelai McHam I read that just as he said that! Weird! ☺

[@cathie.l2668]

It's hard to respect an officer while he's riding on a Segway

[@hilarygoodwin524]

'Not everything is about me, okay? I'm trying to focus on others... And how I can use them to my advantage............'

[@summerskull9379]

Matt's been listening to his shoulder devil

[@benjaminsorensen7748]

Yes

[@maddykarst3689]

"Ma'am, stop that!!" * spins around * "you will respect my authority!" * more spinning *

[@alexn8763]

Having been in a wheelchair once I can tell you it's not as fun when you really have a reason to be in it.

[@hannahpayne1122]

+anykindofanimal 12 so true!!

[@madelinejob9744]

I completely agree

[@onyxtay7246]

+anykindofanimal 12 There are some good things about being in a wheelchair. You never have to look for a place to sit down. You can have trouble fitting through doors though. Crutches though, I spent a few months with crutches and those things are *_fast_* once you get the hang of it. Can't carry anything though, so that's an obvious downside.

[@alexn8763]

Avarickan this is true but i hated the "aw poor baby" look people sometimes gave me.

[@onyxtay7246]

anykindofanimal 12 I didn't really find that a problem. Most people treated me the same. I am in a very large family though, and so the dynamics of it are different.

[@natayatayata6963]

Jason is so good at riding that Segway! The stuff they come up with is always the best! :)

[@maurosallyvischi691]

Why didn't Mallory just call the cops straight away??? Anyway I loved it

[@patricker113]

Because they're friends XP You wouldn't immediately call the cops on your friends, you talk to them first X3

[@terryhunsicker1615]

Because MATTORY!!!!!!!!!!

[@zoedevvv]

First of all MATTORY, second its Studio C, they always have a twist lol

[@jirehpena1659]

Matt’s new year’s resolution: stealing Matt’s confession at the church: I steal things At matts: “was matt some sort of secret cleptomaniac??” I love how this because a running gag 😂😂

[@xxxparappacion6966]

I was kinda expecting this scenario: Matt: "..but there's one thing I haven't stolen yet.." Mal: "W-what is it?" *Looks terrified AF* Matt: *pulls Mal close* "your heart" welp, a girl can dream.. right?

[@killthislove5782]

Ngl, that would actually be quite creepy

[@beowulf9878]

Then he pulls out a knife and says, “I guess I’ll have to take it.”

[@alphahunter4791]

"Poor sole" heheheheHEHEHEHEHEEEEE

[@friends4ever973]

AlphaHunter I find that way funnier than it should be 😂😂

[@mridulauprety1522]

AlphaHunter

[@keltonray4586]

AlphaHunter very punny

[@gialrandomness3734]

Matt is my favorite character.

[@gavinmckinley7735]

Except he's an actor, not a character. In this sketch, they were playing characters who just happened to have the exact same names as themselves.

[@varunvenkatesh7077]

Jason Blart- mall cop

[@ReesesAG]

YASSS

[@claireforman2110]

Blart? What is 'Blart'?

[@MinecraftDood02]

HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED MALL COP????????

[@KoopaAndTroopa]

I love mall cop, excellent movie

[@wilfredosauce8001]

I love that Matt doesn’t lie about it

[@Wawagirl17]

RIGHT? He's just so proud of it instead.

[@jasonnxzh]

This is connected to the Cahalotic Priest sketch!!

[@amary5898]

*Catholic (:

[@jasonnxzh]

A Mary I hate typos.

[@DippKlippGuy]

It's even connected to "A Friend's Dying Secrets"; the watch is probably Jeremy's.

[@Wawagirl17]

@@DippKlippGuy 3 of the best. I love the idea that they're all connected.

[@panda4247]

The look on Mal's face when she finds out Matt is stealing... her heart is broken

[@reedbowden2473]

15 years later he is discovered by the inspector as an imposter and has been pretending to be the dukes long lost son

[@GoldbossGames]

HOW DO YOU STEAL THE PROPELLER FROM A CESSNA?!

[@surfacechamber8986]

+GoldbossGaming I KNOW RIGHT

[@jonathonhopkins5025]

The biggest question is how did the Cessna take off without the propeller

[@ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist]

Thief Matt has such mad skills that he stole it while the plane was in mid-flight??

[@jonathonhopkins5025]

Lady Alfhildr of the Forest of Violet Mists but it would have crashed when he stole it

[@ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist]

+Jonathan Hopkins He has magic, which he used to sustain its flight so no one would notice that he'd taken the propeller, but then the whole kerfuffle with Mallory broke his concentration, and, as we all know, when one's concentration is broken, (whether by Mallory or by Snape's cloak catching fire ;) ) one's spell breaks as well?

[@friends4ever973]

Is it odd that every time I hear mal say "the wheelchair?" It reminds me of school 'Course.. I do have to use a wheelchair at school sooo

[@michaelaaron2415]

For that you deserve a like for being brave

[@ariplays1490]

I think Mal needs some of that new "You're Special" medicine that just came out 😁 I love that sketch by the way

[@livingonaprayer959]

"you will respect my authority," says Jason as he turns around in circles on the segway

[@austinkeller4362]

"You will respect my authority!"

[@taleabriggs2249]

You can tell that Jason loves riding that

[@zoeanderson1792]

Matt you are an evil mastermind! I love it! And I have a strange desire to see a rabbit in those shoes....

[@e.j.gilbert1021]

Matt's logic makes so much.

[@milodoesntknow2090]

Is no one gonna acknowledge that this is like the prequel to Matt's funeral?

[@EGOHVCbcn]

The birth of a super villain.

[@FinMertons]

The man, the myth, the legend, SCOTT STERLING!!!

[@ryangates7570]

"it's for science!" literally me.

[@carmengates9932]

i have seen this before you should see the one named "the worst birthday card ever"

[@Daniel-od9by]

"Right now I want to focus on others and how I can use them to my advantage." That would totally be me

[@thewarden237]

I love how the police officer just left the "crippled" matt on the floor.

[@ArtemisBeaumont]

Now, this is the person i always aspire to be.

[@katem3329]

"That I am NOT DISABLED."

[@halfbloodwitch8545]

I lost it when Jason started spinning around XD

[@JP-ou3oo]

Studio C has come so far...

[@HarmonicWave]

When Mallory pauses and just looks at the shoes with a confused look, her hesitation seems just long enough to make me think that she briefly forgot her line and then remembered it, or like she zoned out for a second. 0:39

[@abigailrichards9960]

totally

[@Crispin007]

I have a feeling that Jason had a fun time riding that segway :P

[@SnackyDog-lt9kl]

Wow Scott sterling making goals!!!

[@baileysteinman3264]

How can you take the cop seriously with that Segway? Nice job Studio C. "Now cuff yourself the the Segway. Keep up." It was hilarious

[@paranoidfloof]

And she's trying to pick up Matt. Yippy! Another sketch where Matt gets lifted! 😆

[@sheepman6785]

Jason was having to much fun with that Segway lol

[@bellemajors4720]

Happy New Year 2016!!!!

[@bellemajors4720]

That is if anyone else is up at 12:30 at night watching Studio C because they(like me)have no life.

[@AyushK]

+Belle Majors haha happy new year 2016

[@angeladavidson2350]

Happy New Year 2016 slightly late :)

[@thebaconrebellion8950]

+Angela Davidson I'm SLIGHTLY late (Feb 24), but... HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!

[@angeladavidson2350]

+TheBaconRebellion Happy new year!!!!! :)

[@loganjohnson4801]

Jason was having too much fun with that Segway thing...

[@DarthDragon-zk6gg]

"It's for science!"

[@jaygnome6883]

Well he has his life in check "use others to my advantage"

[@kristylewandowski8485]

Thank you for this smile. It's the best thing I've felt all day!

[@heatherharris5936]

"you use to steal things"-"no...but i do now!" ha ha ha ha

[@audreyoneale1459]

I am watching this 8 hours until 2017

[@zoedevvv]

Audrey O'Neale SAMMEE BRO

[@Mahalo-loa]

There's always another 5+ years old studio C video you've never seen before^^.

[@kevinbrice7608]

Kudos for the best "prop" used in a skit....balance restored!

[@katemiller3924]

" and these ones belong to some poor soul who left them unattended at McDonald's" 😂😂😂

[@isaiahhatter2062]

They should bring back the Segway Cop

[@annacate2304]

Matt: "Some poor SOLE who left them unattended at McDonalds" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Aesthetic_scarecrow]

Just let Matt live his dreams

[@ziesnowleopard]

2:21 I got the reference!

[@Squiggys]

you gotta love matt lol

[@thebaconrebellion8950]

+Hannah Guymon Matt's the bomb!

[@ThisisFizban]

+TheBaconRebellion He's the nuclear bomb!

[@dirk9060]

anyone else see the "what happens in the garage stays in the garage" Sign?

[@annak3889]

Right now I wanna focus on others....... and how I can use them to my advantage LMAO

[@annakampe6323]

I wanna find a bunny and make him were them!!!!!!!

[@marielleanderson6899]

It's for science!

[@pleasepoet4530]

yea 😂😊😅😆 hahahahahahahahaha

[@thebaconrebellion8950]

i love that part

[@DonkeyDongs]

+Anna Kampe ** Wear

[@annakampe6323]

iProdigy Dang it! How did I miss that? Usually, I'm the grammar nazi.

[@dearmalaysia]

3:09 ya know, if Mallory tried hard enough, I believe she could pick up Matt's whole body off the ground

[@babblingbrook.]

Asma Khairul Azman Oh she has lifted Matt plenty of times. The only cast member I've never seen pick him up is Jeremy.

[@alexclyde6445]

Why did a cop come into matts garage with a Segway?

[@marinaelliott8668]

In order to be ICONIC

[@sofiamadeleine61]

PLEASE KEEP MAKING THESE!! ❤️

[@ethanjones5361]

I want a segway so bad

[@jeycrolla]

YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!! Yes. Your currently child-like, spinning, authority...

[@zoedevvv]

Lol at first I thought he said "steeling" and I was like..K

[@gretchenblackburn7559]

For science!

[@lilliecaldwell6580]

All of them are a whole mood

[@argostorm9225]

Cop, blonde hair, black mustache XD

[@GalenNight]

2:50 i love how he sees Matt cross his legs but still believes he’s crippled

[@minaashido518]

He crossed them with his arms

[@elvahbradshaw9325]

Jason, spinning in circles, "You will respect my authority."

[@gabbydeyoe6723]

Dean Kamen, y'all. Invented the Segway. Master of all things awesome.

[@ajaxbird3808]

Evil Matt is a funny Matt.

[@aidanperry6725]

Studio C should make sterotypes like Dude Perfect!

[@samkern2404]

Making New Year's resolutions ISN'T always good

[@DoMMy627]

Let’s make a chain of the lines in this sketch I’ll start- “Hey Matt, just returning your hedge clippers”

[@theroboticduck9196]

Oh, thank you