New Year, Same Us

[@WhyDoWeStay_]

"We need to get Bernie Sanders on this show" and YOU DID THAT!!! Keep killing it in 2025 ladies- we'll need you more than ever!

[@Reina12375]

At 72 on Social Security and on a pension I appreciate any discount I can get. I still love you guys.

[@loristorbakken5522]

You can become an AARP Member at age 55 which will get you a 15% discount at Denny's and save you on your Consumer Cellular bill😂

[@hugojauregui7968]

I’m a Mexican that took a Military job, a Postal Service job, a Metro (bus driving job) and many more, I am atheist, what the fuck God bless America, Happy New Year, I love you ladies.

[@lorraineandterryscarnivore1893]

Happy New Year to the most truthful, hysterical and joyful women on the web!!

[@susanmorgan4003]

I'm grateful that you guys are here. Thank you.

[@jmsfer]

My words exactelly !!

[@ViennaGatewood]

💯💙

[@moirahalloran2703]

Jen, I hate self proclaimed Christians as much as you do, if not more being a recovering Catholic. But, Jimmy Carter. A man who lived his faith without ever shoving it down anyone's throat deserves respect for that. He never once said that he was 'called' to be President, he worked for the poor and otherwise disenfranchised humbly and dutifully.

[@williamcalvert4106]

Well said, I couldn't agree more. Fake Christians, take notice of how Jimmy Carter lived a real and honest Christian life. RIP

[@clarecollins2547]

I could see that and i live in the UK!

[@janetdidonato9963]

Nothing more repulsive than an ostentatious fake X-tian. Whenever you contact with these cult members, every fiber of your being wants to run in the opposite direction.

[@janetdidonato9963]

@@clarecollins2547 With all your problems, considered yourself among the lucky.

[@lululee1111]

A great, great man indeed!

[@ol48spring]

Two beautiful women whose intelligence puts them off the charts amazing. These two make me so happy to be mad 🖤

[@deborahhattel351]

When they go low, we hit the floor!

[@LinneaBuras]

I’m so happy that this therapy is virtually free!

[@waltondornisch7662]

Ladies, I love you. I went through a tough time a decade ago. I had squatters in my house in L.A. and became homeless and lived on the floor of an old friend's apartment in Portland. I got a job at a Japanese market for $8.50 an hour. The tsunami in Japan hit and I suggested jars at the checkout line to get donations for our brothers and sisters in Japan. (I'm a white dude who was born in Hollywood) Corporate had to approve the idea. They thought it was a fantastic idea. The idea raised $75,000 in two weeks. I then asked the manager of the store, "How will you traffic this money to Japan?" He looked at me as if I had just sprouted antlers and said with disgust, "We're not giving it to THEM, we're keeping it for ourselves!!!" And that's why I wouldn't;t drop penny into any of those, "Please support this or that...". I do plenty on my own.

[@angelamaryquitecontrary4609]

Crikey, that's actually evil.

[@--Ezra--]

Isn’t illegaal? I think it is illegal. You cant do that as a business or a store. It is fraud and teft. You could report that to a state attorney general's office or BBB.

[@Sirissssss]

That is fraud and has legal issues.

[@Starfire94C]

Ok, you two amazing ladies need to get more of the wonderful Polish lady's thoughts on Americans! I'm a heterosexual, liberal 63 year old male, and I love your Had Its!

[@coolbreeze4494]

Happy New Year from Australia! Thanks for your intelligence and good humour as we navigate the state of the US

[@stevenjamison5896]

Thank you both for the laughter and sanity. Happy new year!

[@yolandasoto1240]

You ladies are the very best. May 2025 be the better best for you both . You have made this last year refreshing. And now I need you both to be even better for the hell we are about to enter. Love you guys and especially your moderator. Kylie is stellar. ❤❤❤❤

[@joli43]

Welcome back Pumps!

[@mindeverconscious4237]

Puuuuumps is baaaaaack! Yessss

[@janinep3920]

This was filmed before she left, but she’ll be back in three days I believe Jen said on today’s IHIP news.

[@janinep3920]

@@mindeverconscious4237 This was filmed before she left, but she’ll be back in three days I believe Jen said on today’s IHIP news.

[@sharonmoist7016]

Just discovered your channel, I LOVE you guys! Keep up the great job! I'm a 74 year old grandmother who would like to return my children and grandchildren! I've got so many "I've HAD ITs" you don't have time for all of them!

[@henrydwaldingjr3103]

Glad to see you’re back , Pumps .

[@janinep3920]

This was filmed before she left, but she’ll be back in three days I believe Jen said on today’s IHIP news.

[@KelleyMeyer-f9h]

Watching from Canada 🇨🇦 Happy New Year from NOT THE 51st State! LOL!! 😂 😅

[@tobipradasri4089]

You guys will get us through this coming horrible next 4 years!

[@tonikelm4461]

Please, please don't ever quit doing what you're doing. During this coming administration we're going to need both of you and Kylie....and of course josh😂😂😂😂

[@SchwietLife1]

Kudos to Kylie and the editing team for putting this gem together. A heartwarming episode at the end of the year😅😅😅

[@Shanacello07090]

When people ask me how my kids are , my stock answer is “ not in jail”.

[@lyndalou2892]

LOL ! You are funny ! I needed this ! I get so many funny quotes from Jennifer and Pumps ....👑👑👑

[@matteodibiase-dupre7694]

Same 👍🏼

[@RetireesHelpingRetirees]

Mines ones in one just got out ...

[@susanhayes5186]

😂

[@helenkusek2297]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@--Ezra--]

Ladies, you all look absolutely fabulous! Pumps, you're looking especially gorgeous coming back from vacation. Happy New year.

[@TallerThanErnest]

I'm uniquely qualified to handle the cashier asking if I want to join the fight against cancer. There are very few direct positives that come out of being a survivor, but one substantial net gain is that the response "No thanks, I'm a cancer survivor" shuts them up every time.

[@grystrandtaraldsen5374]

Welcome back Pumps. I missed you!

[@HolidayRambling]

“When they go low, I go lower”-Eric Mays

[@tareewoods2434]

I love you two! You make me laugh every time I think I'll never laugh again. Thank you, ladies!!

[@conniem1035]

Seniors need discounts because living off $2k a month is challenging. Even with no mortgage or car payment, not buying new clothes and not traveling, it's a stretch. Plus we have to put up with people who think we should be invisible and our only use is to babysit. So, yeah!

[@Angie-iq1xq]

Happy New Year ladies, great to see you back Pumps.💜💜

[@OnaNow]

K-KAW! ＼⁠(⁠°⁠o⁠°⁠)⁠／

[@mimigeo680]

💝😂

[@veeveedenka3538]

😂

[@eveFlower101]

❤ love it 😅

[@ViennaGatewood]

💯💙

[@RealBradMiller]

I've Had It!!! ʕ⁠ノ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠ノ⁠ ⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[@KevinLeWoodall]

I never ever want you ladies to change! Whatever year it is, always SAME YOUs!

[@cpoinsette]

RIP Jimmy Carter. ❤you ladies!!!

[@BJJ956]

First off, ladies, absolutely love your podcast. However, I am a proud SENIOR CITIZEN. There's nothing wrong with a senior citizen discount. I was a single parent busting my hump to make sure my son had everything he needed to succeed. Now I'm on a fixed income. What the Hell is wrong with me getting a break, finally, after all the years I busted my butt?

[@conniem1035]

Same here. Asian culture venerates their elders. Americans like to ignore them.

[@deniseorenge]

Thank you both for bringing me endless hours of entertainment in 2024. I look forward to enjoying your show even more in 2025. You guys resonate with my jaundiced and irreverent view of the world yall are my kindred.

[@georgegasiewski463]

Love you girls' authenticity!

[@gingermcintosh6545]

I’m from Tulsa. I left there because I didn’t have friends like you guys. I enjoy your podcast so much. However, I’ve had it with younger people assuming seniors have money. We are the perfect age to have lost a lot in the crash of 2008. Maybe we are recovering adducts who bought a good time instead of a house. We did not all get into law school and we are not all freaking attorneys. Some of us survive on social security, which is really enough for a dog. Seriously; do you know what these dog food delivery companies charge? So lighten up on our discounts!!

[@dianemouton5650]

As a senior citizen, I disagree strongly that we don’t need discounts! Some of us have had circumstances that caused our financial situation to be worse than anticipated. I am a cancer survivor who had complications that caused me to leave the workforce in my forties. Life is difficult for many seniors

[@carollangstaff5339]

RESPECT!

[@melissaboerio2693]

True, often multiple financial downfalls. And friends, when you lose a spouse you get less than half of their social security; more like a third. Still love Jen and Pumps, always hilarious!

[@leslieseitz2833]

Same with me. I was 52 and had to go on disability. I broke my back at work. I live on a very small income.

[@conniem1035]

Yes. One never knows what hardships are faced by others until you walk in their shoes. Empathy comes when you realize that other people's circumstances are different from what yours may ever be.

[@janetdidonato9963]

Thank you for this. I will no longer be shamed into "rounding off," mainly because I have no say whether this goes to a MAGA. If that sounds petty, I don't care. I will give money directly to a homeless person living in the parking lot with their dog.

[@traderkj]

Oh man! I’m 65. My name is Karen. I feel like everyone hates me and they don’t even know me. As hurt as I am by all the boomer hatred, I love your podcast. Warning, you will want the senior discount when it’s your time!!

[@user-smalltownslots]

OMG! First off I absolutely LOVE Listening to you two!!! I am just getting ready for my day and when you and pumps were talking about kids and how nobody wants to hear about your kids all day and you said your kids names are Dylan and Roman I had to rewind it really quick and listen again!That is crazy, Those are my two sons names, Dylan and Roman! I can’t believe it. I’ve never heard anybody else have both of their children names the same as mine!!!! I love that I think it’s great. I knew we were kindred spirits.❤️

[@Mapleseed456]

From Canada ….you ladies are the best…please don’t stop doing what you do the best!

[@KatMarriott-eq5ru]

Caw Caw... Love from Canada...♥️💚🇨🇦

[@cynthiaracicot6502]

We love Canada. We hate t rump. National security risk. Please let me come to Canada during t rump term. Then he goes to jail. He’s a traitor!!!

[@melodymaker6]

We need "K-kaw!" on a bumper sticker ❤

[@OO-ki2ii]

It is on bumper stickers and shirts etc. she didn’t coin the ka kaw. It’s from horrible bosses, evolution, up……..

[@jamesflacke2874]

❤❤❤❤❤ I just love you both! You say all the things I want to say at my work everyday. I deal with the public and boy could I say so many things. It is getting harder to keep my filter on. Especially the older I get. Keep up the great work and know that you both are loved. Living in the state of Misery (Missouri), Jim

[@WiseOldTales]

Let me be truthful with you, Jen and Pumps. This nightmare may not end in 4 years. I believed him when he said “ you will never have to vote again.”

[@lululee1111]

You are right about that, but as much hope as I have lost over the past nine years for anything to ever be okay again, I still hold out hope that eventually the U.S.A., along governments around the world, are going to expose Trump for a crooked election where many outside influences got him elected. You cannot have a free and fair election in any country when outside countries are nefariously helping one of the candidates win. This is what has happened this time, just like in 2016, and Russia as much as said so VERY CLEARLY. As disappointed as I have been in the lack of agressiveness in our public servants when it came to holding Trump responsible for ANYTHING, I think enough people realize the grave danger WE ARE ALL IN if Trump stays in the White House. This country will be destroyed and everything that Joe Biden did, all the great Laws and Acts he passed, will be wiped away within minutes. He is so volatile and ignorant that even the oligarchs won't want him.

[@makestank4800]

Thank you for reminding us... KZbinrs and commenters of that frightening fact. The orange one did say that, and it will be interesting to see how he/they plan to do that.

[@Loveandpeace71-r9w]

I think maybe in 12 years, or never. Still can’t believe America voted for this nonsense. They are so glued to Fox and Twitter, they can’t see the Truth. No wonder Elon referred to all of them as the debasing “R” word. What a shame.

[@tonikelm4461]

He's such a bottom feeder🤮

[@JulithaRyan]

Nobody seems to be clear about this. He is installing himself as Emperor of the World. It disgusts and terrifies me - love from a concerned Aussie. 🇺🇸🇦🇺

[@anitarichmond8930]

I’m going to save this episode so when I need a giggle I can revisit on demand. I love you guys. Thanks for keeping it real.

[@sfwiltflwr]

Thank you for all the joy you have brought me this year. I am 72 and the two of you are a duo I can relate to. Not that you are old but that you are young and original. Some of us old crones enjoy the value of pettiness. We also enjoy watching two attractive women chatting the petty stuff with articulate delivery and educated responses. Sending good vibes for your 2025. Happy New Year!💙💙

[@lashawndagreen452]

I love you guys. You make my daaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!! Yall are my sisters from another mister. 🫂🥰😂💯

[@tdsollog]

In “Trump’s Murica”, we need more of this energy. Love from Joint Base McGuire Dix Lakehurst NJ 💙🇺🇸🦅💙🇺🇸🦅

[@_asantesana_squashbanana_]

Wishing you all a happy and safe New Year from Down Under 💚💛💙

[@CherylM4629]

Hey! We could be grateful to the people who “allow” us to have grievances; another topic for the show! Keep up the good work!

[@kodahodges4166]

Happy New Year Girls!! Welcome back, Pimps! We enjoyed having Josh around, but we really missed you!!! 😂 Jenifer is definitely not taking the high road; her personality just won’t let her. 😂😂

[@tonikelm4461]

Love it💕💕💕

[@MishaMovin4ward]

Happy New Year ladies!!! Keep being Fabulous 💜💜💜

[@phillypersonpretzel]

Happy New Year, ladies. Thank you for being badasses. I am always inspired by your badassery.

[@Maze-ji2mm]

So much 💙💙💙 for you & your team, including Pumps' stand-in, the ever so handsome Josh Welch. Dealing with the current situation isn't ideal one for maintaining serenity. But damn, he's a trooper. His calm approach to his comments actually kept me from getting wound up. Happy New Year to you & yours!

[@clarecollins2547]

Yes, welcome back Pumps!

[@Michigan9erFan]

I consider myself an ardent fan of your podcast...but...something said recently has an alternate point of view. I am one of many senior citizens who was laid off without warning. Many seniors are laid off with no recourse. It is also difficult to find a new job as a senior. So, senior discounts can be necessary sometimes. Not all seniors are "all set." Plus, Social Security is often threatened to be decreased or eliminated. I will continue to be an ardent fan. Just wanted to express another opinion on the matter. Your sense of humor and intelligence are very much needed these days. Best wishes and happy new year!😊

[@stellavm39]

Thank you for stating this. I almost unsubscribed during that segment, not that they would care. Happy New Year!

[@janetdidonato9963]

Remember "more cowbell?" I say "MORE UNHINGED!" Love you 2.

[@eerohorila1109]

34:33 This one is a universal grievance. I'm from Finland🇫🇮 and I f'n hate it when people try to cut in on the highway. A few years ago, driving home from work there is a point where the road goes from 2 lanes to one. And some a*holes allways drive to the far end of the left lane and cut in when that lane ends. Not this day. There was a trucker who have deffinetily had it. He drove between the lanes, so no one could pass him. Actually making the traffic flow. Love that guy. I was hoping he would take a break at a gas station before my exit so I could by him a coffee and thank him. But he didn't.

[@andreaduckett4588]

As far as beauty goes all I have to say is I’m turning 50 in February and I’ll do and wear whatever I want with no shits given for whatever anyone else thinks anymore. I have two daughters in their 20’s believe me they tell me their thoughts all the time I just don’t care. I’m old and free of caring now! I’ll wear a top knot head band if I want! I probably won’t, but I might!

[@P5Cowdrey]

50 is not old! Embrace the 50! But I do like your spirit!

[@andreaduckett4588]

@ thank you! ❤️

[@eveFlower101]

Love that ❤

[@adamzielinski2001]

Hopefully 🙏 you guys won’t get banned when Trump takes office. And if you do, move to a different country and I’ll still listen to you guys from here 😊.

[@susien7323]

They’re safe.

[@adamzielinski2001]

@ I hope you’re correct, what makes you so sure? King 🤴 Trump has complete control of Americans right now

[@CeliaLaurance]

​@@susien7323Agreed! As Vivek insinuates, American parents are subpar raising lazy, incompetent kids (including Trump).

[@ourytraore3118]

The Polish Woman on Instagram's Moms is simply HILARIOUS! I really enjoyed that joke. I am not a mother, but I believe that children's Souls chose their mothers - I laughed so hard. Happy New Year from Dakar, Senegal (West Africa).

[@DodonLyons]

Vomit up gratitude. Love it

[@katherinekaufman9856]

Is it really gratitude with vomit on your breath? Lol! Love these girls!

[@tonisodano5472]

Love from the UNFREE STATE OF DEATHSANTIS FLORIDA

[@Altres]

Happy Hogmanay and an excellent 2025 with huge love from Scotland. You guys are brilliant. ❤

[@verng8864]

Love the honesty🙌

[@cynthiareyes1495]

Happy New Year ladies! Welcome back Pumps!💙🌈

[@journeyb9363]

I came across you two during the election .I love the interaction between you two. As. a rule I am not the type to swear ,but the way in which you do it I can live with it .Keep up the good work where calling out Trump and his merry men are concerned. Black and very proud not going back UK.

[@melissavolcy317]

Welcome back, Pumps!

[@sandymiller3233]

The stores take credit for the donations, instead of giving it to the customers who actually donated the money.

[@markweiss9178]

And then the corporations write it off, so their making money on the deal.

[@erickabest2308]

HI PUMPS. YOU BACK GIRLLLLLLL👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😂😂😂🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿👍🏽👍🏽💙💙💙

[@pa4625]

Let’s start with TX Gov Abbot sending condolences to President Carter’s beloved dead wife. These people are unforgivable😱💙

[@cynthiareyes1495]

He is an idiot!

[@craigr8468]

Great episode!! So much fun. Please do again. Happy New Year.

[@Stellaluna11]

I love this channel so much. You ladies bring me joy❤😊

[@mabellynn4605]

Happy New Years ladies!😘🎉🎊✨️🎈🎆

[@ibrahimduran823]

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL. 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@lashawndagreen452]

I hope to our non god that you gals will still be talking all your good shit on this podcast when you're in your 80s😂😂😂😂 it will be even more unhinged. Love. 🫂🫂🫂🫂💙🥰🍾 Happy New Year 🎊🎉🍾🏳️‍🌈😎🥳

[@JulithaRyan]

OMG YES! Let's make sure that happens lol! Love them sooooo much!

[@PearlChenette]

Happy New Year to two most funny women

[@FelipeGarica37]

Happy New Year Girlies 🎆🎉🎇🎊🫂🏳️‍🌈🌈🥰😎🙂

[@GordianKnot-pg5dz]

A Most Excellent Episode

[@claudemaley2260]

Happy New Year Ladies!!! Looking forward to more of your podcasts!!

[@sandralamphier9433]

I never donate at a cash register and do not feel bad about it! When I donate, I prefer to be the one to get the credit (and tax deduction if applicable!). I also want to pick any charity that receives my money. ☺️

[@P5Cowdrey]

If you donate at the cash register-I assume you need to keep all those receipts for taxes. Type As might do that - anyone else? Otherwise I wondered if the company uses the donation as a write off. Or is the opportunity to write off a collection of annual donations just lost?

[@pattitully-chain9708]

Thanks so much laughter is great for the soul, mind and body. 😂😅

[@ceciliac2225]

My resolution has started in early December. I am stock piling with facts on politics, full mental gears ready for sanitize misinformation virus in the mind of MAGA.

[@Mvd_dudet]

Great show ladies laughing all the way. See you all in the new year.

[@BeHappy-mq1mo]

Happy New Year!!!!! I love listening to you both! Welcome back, Pumps! Much love from Connecticut!!!

[@JG-zb4mz]

Much love from Switzerland as well. Good luck to you all with the new president.....

[@BeHappy-mq1mo]

@JG-zb4mz We need all the luck, we can get!!!😢 Trump is going to destroy our Country!!!

[@JG-zb4mz]

@BeHappy-mq1mo ...and the world as we know it. Thank you, America. Happy New Year!

[@TG64715]

Instead of the serenity prayer-just yell “serenity now!!!!” Like frank Costanza on Seinfeld 😂

[@annettelynch4088]

To add to the Ive had it with forced philanthropy from corporations, I’ve had it with celebrities who tell us to donate to end childhood hunger or sad animals, YOU DONATE

[@dianemouton5650]

My sentiments exactly

[@Con-Queen]

Yes, vomit up gratitude 😂 sweet! ❤🎉 I'm grateful for you two lovelies! I think u r both gorgeous!

[@RebeccaHunt-wv8bc]

Seniors get few enough perks in life, let em have the discounts. They have to deal with decreasing mobility, eyesight, hearing, becoming increasingly invisible to the rest of the world. AND, many of them live on Social Security only. Get over it, ladies, you're not living in the real world.

[@ClaytonHill]

LOVE THIS!!

[@LFalby]

Ladies, check your privilege! Do your research. There are millions of seniors living on social security and barely getting by. Do not mock their discounts. They are a lifeline.

[@oashimarroberson3088]

The jump-off laugh from Pumps, for me 😍😍

[@Stellaluna11]

I hate the charity guilt at the register. Esp when I go to a corporate pet store buying something for a stray cat that I’m trying to save on a shit salary and they ask me to donate for pets. “ bitch I lost my savings trying to help a cat I adopted HERE. Now you want $5 more , I just spent 4k at the vet for a cat I got here” . Aholes.

[@RealBradMiller]

Don't give. They have already donated that money, and anything extra they keep. They get a tax write-off, pocket the extra, and keep that charity open for as long as possible. I'd give money directly to shelters instead!

[@debadam1660]

I’m with you Pumps👍🏼💪🏽💪🏼👍🏽All the way!!

[@nathalienurse3336]

Ladies HAPPY NEW YEAR , love you and your sense of humour. Can’t wait to see what the new year brings for you! Keep up the great work!…….. 🤗🇨🇦

[@markbade565]

I laughed so hard I'm glad i was alone in my car. Ppl would have thought i was crazy 🤣

[@LaurieStone-p3e]

What l hate, is people who write Christmas letter's telling me what everyone in their family is doing! I really don't give a 💩! 🖕😂

[@houreugh]

Jennifer, Angie & Kyle! ❤❤❤ gorgeous all of you.

[@salemnj1]

Loved so much about this episode. I think I laughed more than the last comedy show I went to. Happy New Year and an even happier new year to all the ninja lesbians out there-you’ve earned it! 🎉

[@jackieblue4128]

Glad to see pump back! Yee haw 🤠