MEN SHOULDN’T DO THIS… | Episode 133 | NEW RORY & MAL

First off…if you haven’t subscribed to our Patreon you’re fooling yourself. The FaceTime call with the girls is available now and things get heated. We close out this crazy story and move on to current news beyond the pod. The guys discuss the Golden Globes and somehow go on a tangent about ‘Baby Boy’. We also discuss Jerrod Carmichael’s monologue and Eddie Murphy’s unnecessary Will Smith joke. Believe it or not Coachella is around the corner and so is the return of Frank Ocean (bring your poppers). Then we try to convince Rory and Mal to hug. We move on to an absurd list of rules for men. To no surprise Mal agrees with most of the rules. Did Julian ask the guys to brunch? Would you trust a robot to represent you in court? Speaking of law, Your Honor is coming back this Sunday. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this, Elon Musk, and more!
Time Stamps
00:00 Intro
07:35 Golden Globes and Baby Boy
22:18 Jerrod Carmichael’s Monologue
27:42 Frank Ocean at Coachella
38:48 Rory and Mal Hug?
40:45 List of Rules for Men
1:08:48 AI Lawyers
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[@bryancole4022]

Demaris saying "why you allergic to the earth" is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@Dongloriano]

Flowers got you shook 😂😂😂

[@bryancole4022]

@@Dongloriano 😭💀💀

[@crazymause5993]

Baisley just chillin behind Mal like the queen she is is such a vibe!

[@phattygurlchronicles7527]

The one thing bais is gonna do is get her camera time..period💕

[@elchapo6175]

Imagine being a grown man with that dog lol Rory gets no respect

[@crazymause5993]

​@@elchapo6175lol 😂. The heart want what it wants.

[@ErvNoelProduction]

Y’all been putting up 50+ the last couple of pods. I won’t front, took me a while to warm up to Julian, but I rock with him now. I was in the barber’s chair yesterday and had to pause this because my laughter was about to get my line pushed back 🤣. Thank you guys for such a high quality, consistent pod.

[@levicrawford6029]

I agree with everything except Julian. He suxxx👎🏾

[@19faf]

Eddin saying “ havent you ever hugged Rory from the back is crazy” 😂

[@renaripley801]

Baby D-Y’all never pulled it in and Swayed? 😂

[@ZackBeNinja]

That whole hug conversation had me crying.

[@CodysFavorites]

So funny lmao

[@renaripley801]

The conversation about Rory and Mal hugging is hilarious 🤣

[@ajjonesBOF]

I do love "2020 me" tho..TRADEMARK IT EDDIN

[@BigCheeZe209]

I think they all did that's why it was so funny 🤣

[@musiqman8771]

He didn’t come up with that 😭 somebody else did

[@jonathansturdivant3284]

We need merch !

[@DavidFnMorgan]

Been saying it since I heard it lol

[@infini_apex]

rory said it👤

[@alexandershabazzi8890]

"Ideas by jobless, bitter women." LOLLL!!

[@dontworry5897]

BABY D COMING IN HOT WITH THE TOXIC TAKE

[@heyitsnasira]

Lol y'all better remind Julian to test again in two months. Some of those STIs got a "dormancy" period and go undetected

[@CassCream]

Damn...where is the punchline here?

[@heyitsnasira]

@@CassCream that's the fucked up part, there isn't. Get tested 😅

[@JB4C89]

Exactly check in two months!

[@newrorynmal]

my mom sent me a screenshot of this...she wanted me to thank you for the reminder lol

[@laelracqueljohnson3273]

@@newrorynmal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@reggiepyrtle8473]

Episodes been great lately ❤

[@Keef_Doe]

Lol ok... This shit is boring but I have nothing else to listen too

[@kylemclaren8772]

The list is one of the funniest segments in pod history. Not just this pod. All pods. I’m deceased.

[@ms.theveytarot2364]

then frying rory up for having a ring light has me screaming 😭

[@XxspidermanxX93]

How they just skip over demaris saying "What is this a HOETEL"😂😂😂😂😂

[@thestorm6127]

I like how young Bais be just chilling around Mal 🤣🤣

[@michelangelooliver2590]

When they talked about women being born after 1991 hating nice guys I damn screamed in unison!!! I experience it daily.

[@retiredgenius]

Are you truly nice or entitled?

[@michelangelooliver2590]

@@retiredgenius great question… nice for sure.

[@themaddestvillain3040]

Bruh Mal talking bout biscuits like nobody eats biscuits is crazy 🤣

[@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo]

Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁

[@nehemiahkiner4366]

Basley's face at 3:13 is hilarious lmaoo

[@PPCCO.]

The media didn't rock with Carmichael until he announced he was Gay; now he's being championed by 'Merica. I rocked with his show, but lets not act like the people didn't allow it to get cancelled. The world is a crazy place lol

[@30chubbs215]

Agreed. Ioooooved The Carmichael Show

[@jamiekoh6113]

I bought the Patreon. These past two episodes have been legendary.

[@snuffy3141]

My nigga mal dressed like ice cube 😁

[@whoudini08]

Confessions on Ice is nasty 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo]

Hey 👋 Got something for you.🎁

[@darrellgillis1041]

Rory : That’s why you pull out Mal: Suck it Eddin: I just put it on her face Diabolical dialogue 😂😂😂

[@tonyfarias724]

Mal goin from saying “I’m never sucking anything out of a tube” to “I can kill a gogurt in 7 seconds” had me chuckling 😂

[@charlierayed]

We need the full Father O'N**l story from Rory if he's ever ready. I used to think it was just a joke but these last 2 episodes made me realise it's probably true.

[@millardfilmore1403]

On god I been watching R&M since the beginning and watched jbp before and I had no clue ab that until just now lol

[@19faf]

The fact he said” I got packed as a kid so I can unpack as an adult” was bonkers af lol.

[@kikuchusss]

Eddin pluggin the patreon so people can witness the hug!!!!! Did anybody catch that....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! They are all on point. I can't stop laughing. They leave me no room to recover from the last punchline to the next. How they do it so well? It's great.

[@aaronmiles5013]

The episode was 🔥.But yo why is Mal dressed like Cube's stunt double

[@shenellrichardson4936]

😂😂

[@Tylalala]

And Rory is dressed like an urban outfitters employee

[@630zazou]

Who gets that soul hurt over a random hook up? There has to be more to this.

[@stxrmking]

Tbf, any regular person would get tight. Its both a shot to his ego, and actually disrespectful. Now, he gets what he deserves cause why the fuck you staying with a random stranger for 4 days. But he got stood up on a dinner after reminding shortly multiple times and pushed the shit back, gave somebody his personal belongings, brought a stranger to his crib (this really some safety shit too), you can see why he’s so tight. Mal said it best last episode, he felt like “who the fuck are you to do this?”

[@nobodyexceptme7794]

Surviving Julian: A New Years Nightmare

[@tygottafeelin9753]

Surviving New Years: Julian’s Nightmare

[@demarcusmckay]

Surviving A Nightmare: Julian’s New Year

[@warrencarroll6228]

Yo!! These last 2 pods are 10/10!! They shooting a 100%

[@jibrilbuilder2668]

Next year is 2020 “More.” 😂

[@chrisjahmal4224]

CONFESSIONS ON ICE 😂

[@thuthukanimngomezulu3238]

"That is what's wrong but it won't end with me!"😂😂😂😂

[@Marcel16DM]

"Flowers got you shook?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dahkari2003]

Shorty running a train on the train ride is crazy, 😂😂😂

[@lewlootpack4459]

She already had trains on the mind?

[@kwestionme5241]

The baby boy point. For rory. That's kinda what makes the movie genius. It has no direction like the main character lol. Do the science King

[@sagemode6]

Rory the type of nigga to make plane sounds with his spoon

[@shadthagod8033]

Calling him a nigga is crazy

[@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo]

Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁

[@BigChiefRedEyezZ]

The yakubian asking for the plot of Baby Boy is nuts 😂😂😂

[@GZMJr]

Please always let Demaris talk… She’s the gift that keeps giving 😭 Loud & wrong is my favorite type of person. God never let her stop talking.

[@motorcycle-man]

That describes exactly how I feel. I'll be over here facepalming my face upside down tho lol.

[@CantEditDaTruth]

I’m starting to think she plays a character and doesn’t actually believe what she say. Cus it’s like .. no way bro

[@motorcycle-man]

@@CantEditDaTruth lol I hope so

[@Veon_Ray]

*Loud & Wrong!!!*

[@phattygurlchronicles7527]

Smh

[@jahmeek]

"You eat go gurts"?😆😆

[@ifrr8337]

The list breakdown was hilarious! 😂

[@The-Slump]

We not gonna talk about Baisely pressin Mal at 12:07 😂😂

[@jalenfrommiramar]

Jody was 20yrs old in Baby Boy give him a break 😂😂😂

[@sportsmanjared]

Lmao notice how the only woman in the room called him a bum 😂

[@renaripley801]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Malpakot]

Mals internalised homophobia is crazy 😂

[@ecomworld4695]

Mal too cool for school and can't even have a gogurt without being judged for it.

[@19faf]

The real question is, how fast is he finishing it

[@dookfields2362]

Grown man sucking a gogurt is nuts

[@ecomworld4695]

@@dookfields2362 It just shows people being insecure of how other people might view them. In our society nowadays, for example you just can't get a hotdog(not at a sporting event) with your homeboy without them commenting on how sus that is. Like wtf....

[@alexjenkins2012]

Yo that list of what men can’t do and they brought up gogurt 😭😭💀. Ayy yo

[@Brklynzfynest718]

"Confessions on Ice" is crazy! lmaooooo please!!!

[@Muybonitacoco22]

Idc Eddin is sooooo funny😂😂😂😂 love him!!

[@19faf]

Might be my fav person on the pod

[@Muybonitacoco22]

@@19faf same!!

[@phattygurlchronicles7527]

No he is I love him

[@renaripley801]

Yo y’all had me dying this whole pod 🤣🔥

[@CCCou]

I came here for the pup on the couch. Lol…

[@taydavis8888]

"Flowers got you shook" I'm deceased

[@leejohn_bns]

8:11 lmao Julian wit the light shot "does he see it tho?"

[@remingtonsteel8409]

Comparing Schindler's List to Baby Boy is Craaazy!

[@thecunninlynguist]

good ep, the list is hilarious

[@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo]

Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁

[@LboogieEntertainmentTv]

The movie is called baby boy. The plot is about the immaturity and underdeveloped mindset of the balck man

[@hollywood486]

That’s not by definition what plot means 😂 there need to be an order of events etc etc So the plot would be overcoming immaturity and developing a better mindset as a BLACK MAN. What you said is just shytting on black men not sure if you care but just worded it better if you do

[@hilfiger8629]

Ye theyre back the last few pods havent been that good but they killin it in the new year

[@kathleenwhitlow7820]

Guys! I’m going to ask you guys just for the hundredth time. Can you please please please please please please please put your regular episodes on Patreon. All the other podcasts that I subscribe to put their regular episodes on Patreon along with the episodes you can only get as a subscriber. It’s helpful to have them all in one place and it’s helpful because you’re actually able to hear the music on Patreon which you cannot on KZbin and I prefer to listen and watch at the same time. Please! It’s not too much to ask for an episode you’re already putting out to be on Patreon as well. That should be a given as a subscriber.

[@Augusto0926]

So a robot can defend me in court but I can’t cast my presidential vote from my phone????

[@hasanih8384]

All these years Rory been joking about being molested, for some reason these past couple of episodes I’m starting to think it might not be just jokes…

[@shugarae1]

It's not just jokes, but I think he's ok.

[@lewlootpack4459]

It's only like the 6th time he's been on a pod and alluded to it not just being jokes. Take all the time you need to believe him tho 😆

[@hasanih8384]

Now that you say it…he has kind of straight up said this was real shit. I just still thought it was only jokes cause that’s a wild thing to joke about on a podcast if it really happen to you.

[@Tankes914]

Eddin saying hug from the back was insane 🤣🤣🤣

[@Malpakot]

Rucksack is English word for a backpack 😂

[@RysinGgee]

Breakn a Banana🍌 n rockn it is NASTY💀🤣Julian is Nasty

[@elmascavidal1797]

Mal looking like he got his fit… from ice cube’s closet…..

[@zanndunge1503]

Uncle waffles is on the lineup in couchella

[@Marcel16DM]

1:08:00 the wildest 45 seconds 🤣🤣😭😭

[@civilenggggg]

Mals distaste for Eden is becoming fucking hilarious ngl

[@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo]

Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁

[@ape-san6037]

I love baby d but she dead ass been the voice of every bird brain female these last two pods 🤣🤣

[@lio5090]

Let her live and enjoy the content

[@ZYaKnoe249]

We shouldn’t let stupid women ‘live’

[@clarenceseedorf8084]

she is a mf birdbrain

[@CharliFunk]

Literally wore that shirt yesterday. Stay outta my streaming closet Rors!!!

[@GiLLMATIC21]

Lmao that list was wild

[@Beautifully_Chaotic3109]

Y’all been podding ❤❤❤❤❤

[@somebadi9]

mal with the ice cube swag tho

[@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo]

Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁

[@Dubstar47]

Lmao they got mad uncomfortable when they were asked to hug each other. Kinda weird but to each their own.

[@ToDaMaxxx]

Masculinity for a lot of men is super fragile.

[@YoshiandAiko]

Harry had a frostbite. That's why.

[@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo]

Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁

[@tamiza22]

6:40 love baisley

[@daylonwright3635]

I love this podcast so fucking much

[@gargeluy3035]

These are grown ass adults ladies and gentlemen....

[@dizzle82kb]

You slick Edin 39:36 😂

[@barrytaylor8772]

Baby boy, Shawshank Redemption great movies of 2nd chances,reinvention,self reflection and self forgiveness!

[@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo]

Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁

[@NoluNini]

Why are they pushing them to hug 🤣🤣. But it is weird that they have never hugged

[@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo]

Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁

[@abtshoni]

BroOOo, about that train station stop game. I once took a train with my mother, and she slept throughout the train ride, I was so anxious cause I didn't know where we were supposed to go off...she literally woke up when we stopped at the station we were supposed to get off and carried on like its just another day. I was astonished cause it wasn't the last stop.

[@anthonycent3277]

Yo that hug shit was hilarious

[@freddiebridges5099]

I don’t like that part, that part I don’t like…..bullet train 😂😂😂

[@brieljones23]

Fresh cut grass is the kryptonite 😂😂😂😂

[@brieljones23]

A robot lawyer is wild 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thuthukanimngomezulu3238]

Edin, how is having 1 or 2 tampons better than having an entire box?😂😂😂

[@kevinspencer6055]

You gotta DM your lawyer to throw the chair at the judge

[@-Dm.on.tel.grm_SuzyandSteejo]

Hey 👋 Got something for you🎁

[@PeachesROBERTS]

Baisley in the beginning is me this Sunday morning

[@t.i.pstunna3401]

The funniest episode ever keep up the good work😂😂😂😂😂

[@captainkickazz360]

How are these guys just ignoring Bjork?! What?! Her before Frank is a dream line up

[@vukasakhecapitalvsc7085]

"two Podders, one razor" makes you more than boys, your family now 😂 ...

[@dstn07]

Opening your arms without the dapp😔👏🤣😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@jamesmarie]

Mals best take is the whole BET and Stevie Wonder top award offering.

[@GermanChoc26]

Under no circumstance are men sharing a dessert together at a restaurant! Best case scenario is 2 plates and 2 sets of utensils.

[@kinchen261]

Eddin sneaking that mal has big hips is hilarious

[@jasonforte409]

Lol I peeped that and no one noticed it lol.

[@rougherdam]

19:26 Julian went to far 😂😅

[@RCAstud]

"raw foot" is wild lol cuz that's normal in the caribbean

[@xXxManuelLazoxXx]

“The kids are behaving themselves” YOU ARE ONLY 32!!!!!

[@BertaBella87]

Nah I’m not seeing the episode on patreon 😩😩

[@isisbadone]

Stop I’m just here for Baisly

[@dondreporter7237]

Lol yes, our phones/GoPro's/most electronics are water proof now