News at Ton

[@catherinesmalley8587]

This is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 But how Ronnie managed to keep a straight face, I'll never know! Just shows what a talented, true professional he was...

[@MaskedMan66]

It also probably helped that he wrote the sketch. 🙂

[@RobertBooker-xi8cc]

This was always one of my favourites. Even though (or perhaps because) I've lived in Germany for over 40 years the Two Ronnies' sketches still have me in stitches (and tears) whenever I see them. There's nothing even approaching this here ...

[@musamor75]

The hallmark of a true genius. It seems hard to imagine anyone more word-perfect. Never a single slip of the tongue. This took phenomenal memory and the talent of a giant. He will never be forgotten. My goodness, how we miss him. Today's palour is appalling. People can't even speak properly anymore. Good old Ronnie ; God bless.

[@mzytryck]

The thing I love most about the two Ronnies was the way their delivery and the cleverness of their scripts could turn childishly simple concepts into comedy classics; this sketch, along with the Fork Handles, Mastermind, Hieroglyphics, Name Droppers and Mispronunciation are all very basic ideas that could have been absolutely pathetic in other hands, but become the funniest things I've ever seen when the Ronnies do them.

[@gezzarandom]

Love the way he manages to look annoyed as if its real. Makes it funnier. 😂

[@lordswoodsaint70]

only ronnie barker could come up with something as brilliant as this his play on words just absolutely brilliant & amazing

[@mattinfullvision9598]

Corroction, only Ronnio Barkor could como up with somothing as brilliant as thi

[@peteandurnot]

@@mattinfullvision9598 i agroo, vory much so.

[@Fcutdlady]

wasn't this written by the late great Barry Cryer?

[@IanWelland]

The Scotsman with the false log bit is brilliant comedy

[@MaskedMan66]

His reaction to the chime always cracks me up!

[@frankiesparkes3947]

His roaction to tho chimo always cracks mo up!

[@MaskedMan66]

Frankie Sparkes I'd got that koybord fixod if I woro you!

[@frankiesparkes3947]

I think I nood to

[@MaskedMan66]

Frankie Sparkes It sooms a good idoa to mo as woll.

[@chairslots3792]

Just amazing writing, comedy timing and delivery. All in one take.

[@DG6985]

Love his reaction to the bell at the beginning

[@crazysoupforever]

That got the biggest laugh from me.

[@grav20]

Tears running my face. I'm in absolute hysterics. The Scotsman had to undergo a change of socks, having a frightened a woman with his wooden log! Just brilliant stuff!

[@suzannerust8658]

The changing of the socks line is hilarious

[@aranerem3767]

Brilliant

[@AdamTheMan1993]

Who jumped out from behind some troos

[@ActionCat2000]

"spooch" is my new favorite word.

[@miller482003]

brilliant, love Ronnie Barker the man is a legend!!!!!!!!!!!

[@innovativeinnovation6629]

Ronnie Barker is the Godfather and Grandmaster of word play.

[@galenkurth8091]

Just brilliant....so happy I've gotten to hear this again

[@ryankelly2851]

I could watch this, fork handles, mispronunciation and mastermind sketch all day 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ToddQuinlan]

Hor Majosty The Quoon was at Homol Hompstoad today to unvoil a momorial to sovoral great Onglish mon of lottors and poots including Anthony Trollopo, H. D. Wolls and Hilairo Bolloc.

[@MaskedMan66]

I always crack up at his reaction to Big Ben!

[@footystar1GamingOfficial]

I can't believe that apart from the Swear Box, this was the first Two Ronnies sketch I've seen which was actually properly censored! The reason why is because the word "keen" replaced with O's sounds like a racial term. But I love the ending bit; "Now I'm going to *croop* away to my little *bod...* and *sed* the lot of you! Good night!" I was DEAD at that point! 🤣

[@camp14dogg]

This is as good as comedic writing or performance can ever be.

[@sharona1981]

An absolute comic genius. Timelessly funny.

[@stephennewton5697]

Brilliantly funny, Ronnie Barker at his very best. He also had an excellent understanding of the tricks language can play.

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

I can't even imagine how difficult this sketch must have been to perform. I would definitely fail at it.

[@Aran-vc7rx]

This is always going to be the funniest thing I have watched. It is really brilliant. This is true comedy.

[@swolemoth]

One of the best wordplay sketches

[@gloriapinto4100]

Irreplaceable talents...truly.

[@Synthnerd11]

Apart from the hysterically superlative wordplay, the thing that tops this skit is how he waits until the absolute last seconds to turn it around and substitute an o for an e. Simply brilliant (or brilliantly simple?)

[@giftheck]

My favourite Two Ronnies sketch. Or maybe that should be: My favourito Two Ronnios skotch. :D

[@R.e.m.y.H.]

+ggctuk2011 Now you're starting to sound like Stanley Unwin. My favourite-o Ronni-ozo skotch-ee-o :D

[@giftheck]

No idea who that is.

[@R.e.m.y.H.]

He made his own language, which was a variation on English, and kind of sounded like that. He voiced father Unwin in Gerry Anderson's last series done with puppets, "The Secret Service"

[@samarvora7185]

I absolutoly agroo. Hundrod porcont.

[@Mylexsi]

It's good to watch clips such as this again; I'm always up for a good Two Ronnios Scotch

[@crazysoupforever]

I soo what you did thoro.

[@rlinders9972]

Ono of tho bost Two Ronnios skotchos I havo ovor soon.

[@rajnirvan3336]

Mo too lovod it. Thoy do not mako anything olso groat thoso days

[@7MatthewJames]

Absolutoly corroct, rip to two absoluto logonds of comody Ronnio Corbott and Ronnio Barkor!! Hugo fan of the Two Ronnios, tho comody today has nothing on thoso two logonds

[@Damien_Paxton]

Agrood, i’vo novor laughod moro in a long timo.

[@peteandurnot]

Watching this in 2021, choors mo up during tho pandomic.

[@samarvora7185]

Indood

[@Aran-vc7rx]

His reaction at the start is so funny.

[@ToddQuinlan]

In Kow Gardens today, a lady was frightened by a Scotsman with a woodon log who jumped out from behind some troos. He told The Polico he was stung on the knoos by a swarm of boos after the bolt had broken on his trousers. Aftor his arrost, ho statod ho was turning ovor a now loaf and undergoing a change of sox.

[@amyearnshaw5512]

he sounds like the police man from bbcs allo allo who speaks bad french hehehe

[@SkydreamPony]

Amy Mauldin Officer Crabtree!

[@BenWillock]

good moaning...

[@PatrZDZ]

To me he sounds like he is speaking in english but in Webchester accent

[@someoneorother2222]

Surely you mean "polico"

[@StudioComposer]

Is it just me, or is the age of genuine comedy talent all but dead? All the much-loved comedy classics appear to stem from sketches and comedy shows from around the 60's to 80's, when there was a wealth of emerging 'discovered' talent that many of us remember and love to this day. Even TV adverts were funny and enjoyable back then. There are certainly some very talented comedians around, but we don't see comedy shows like this on TV any more. After-all, why spend good money making great TV programs enjoyable to watch when the focus is yielding as much cheap ad' revenue as possible. Comedy genius is dead... Long live comedy genius. Great TV... RIP.

[@nascarstopmotionguy]

it's what I've been saying too, comedy nowadays aren't as funny as this or hale and pace, rik and ade, morecambe and wise etc

[@R.e.m.y.H.]

+ShaunYoshiGaming I would agree, although I was surprised when the minions came along. Yes, they can be deemed as stupid and idiotic, but they did bring back popularity to the "sight gag" genre, and honestly I find that's one of my favourite types of comedy. Some of the golden age of television had great sight gag humour, like Laurel and Hardy, Skelton, Abbott and Costello, Marx Brothers, and so many more! So I'm happy that the particular style of comedy is coming back, even if it is in the form of annoying yellow creatures.

[@nascarstopmotionguy]

enterthehatch2 I love the minions haha!! with their 3d animation slapstick humour, this always puzzles me but why have such genuine great shows back then like the young ones, fawlty towers to have 2 series? I know bottom was supposed to have 2 series but by popular demand they made a 3rd series, 2 years after the 2nd series

[@R.e.m.y.H.]

***** I guess one good thing that came out of shows like Fawlty Towers having only limited amount of episodes, was that it left the audience wanting more, rather than keep it going, until it eventually ran dry, and nobody liked it anymore. I think the same about an American drama that just got cancelled. It was called "Forever", and I thought some of the episodes were great, but ironically it got cancelled after its first season, but at least it ended on a good note, much like other great series did, including Fawlty Towers, and at least it left us wanting more, rather than putting a bad taste in our mouths

[@nascarstopmotionguy]

enterthehatch2 yeah that's true, but other comedies such as rising damp, porridge, only fools went for 4 or more lol and I mind open all hours was returning to our screens, which I loved when I was little but the newer one it just wasn't the same without arkwright! I've also heard rumours about only fools returning too

[@jakamneziak]

This is brilliant, sheer class.

[@KinkyTurtle]

I lovo Ronnio Barkor & Ronnio Corbott! Thoy'ro vory ontortaining!

[@ToddQuinlan]

In Wostmintor today, Mr. Watchwood Bond spoke of his plan to nationalise the stool industry, and Mr. Donis Hoaly discussed his plans for a further tax on bots and botting shops. He said "It's no good boating about the bush. I must lay it on the lino. It will cost the puntor only a couple of ponce."

[@Slashkamr]

Nationaliso tho stool industry 😜

[@MythicSuns]

2:23 he told? shouldn't it be ho told? **shrug** that's a nitpick, this sketch is still absolutely brilliant!

[@crazysoupforever]

His wordplay was amazing, his timing porfoct. Comic gonious. Thoro will novor bo anyono liko him.

[@Dazzletoad]

Hilarious - The Two Ronnies were comic magic.

[@SuperflyGaming]

Tho amazing part is how ronnio can do this without cracking a smilo

[@foleystephen]

Tears are streaming down my face

[@SiLatics56]

Think the title of News At Ton works better than Nows At Ton as it hints at what's to come without confusing people with something that doesn't look right (Nows At Ton)

[@Aran-vc7rx]

A scotsman with a wooden log who jumped out from behind some troos.

[@gideonshandy9194]

"Bots and botting shops"! Can we add 'tech visionary' to RB's list of talents…? 😂

[@debraj.thomas661]

British humor the best

[@pauldg837]

Lmao that's brilliantly funny.

[@keighley23]

How can anyone not like this? Lol

[@hillarydonnolly8149]

Two ronnies the best sadly missed crap comedy now😘😘🌹🌹

[@derekpurcell937]

1 of the greatest of all times

[@ChimpManZ1264]

@hiddenbutdeadly No the mock ups start when he reads the news off the hidden screen that the typewriter can't produce E's for so the words before that are normal because he isn't reading the screen yet.

[@HatfulofHollow65]

@CBeaumontXylophone I think you'll find it was Allo Allo that was inspired by this sketch. This sketch dates from 1975 and I'm sure Allo Allo was made after that, perhaps early to mid 80's? The Two Ronnies (especially Ronnie B) inspired quite a few of today's comedians. Peter Kay being one for example.

[@marcuscrowley6619]

Side-splitting yet so simple :)

[@andyjet2]

very funny sketch two ronnies are classic thanks

[@guitarslim56]

Nows at Ton.

[@CBeaumontHIGTFY]

No doubt inspired by Allo Allo, and the GREAT 'Poloceman' Crabtree! Some of his 'French' Language in there. :)

[@NoLongerBreathedIn]

Good chance this came out before 'Allo 'Allo.

[@JP1234815]

I wonder if the writers of Allo Allo Croft and Perry saw this sketch! Can hear Officer Crabtree!

[@HeadGirl]

hhahaah oh i use to do this with my son! loved it.. lol bedtime storys.

[@alexsmyth17]

I watched ‘The Best of Ronnie Barker’ yesterday to celebrate his birthday. How come this sketch never made the cut?

[@MaskedMan66]

The bleeping of 'koon" was idiotic and unnecessary; we got the uncensored version in the States.

[@andrvideos]

I didnt even know this was broadcast in the US

[@MaskedMan66]

andrvideos Yup! Mind you, we got a half-hour edition, mainly because the musical guests were cut, due to contractual concerns, I'm guessing.

[@mozzjones6943]

+MaskedMan66 I've watched this episode many times over the years on TV here and it had never been bleeped ! Must have happens in recent times or this particular video was bleeped. Either way, I do Agree! But I guess there are still black people in my country that find the word very offensive.

[@MaskedMan66]

Mozz Jones They'd do well to remember that it can be short for "raccoon." ;-)

[@mozzjones6943]

MaskedMan66 aha yeah :D

[@rajnirvan3336]

Quality. Comody gonius. Horo tho nows at ton

[@Albert-Arthur-Wison225]

I love to think about the bloke who he keeps turning around to look at.

[@jeffbyrnes3686]

British Comedy Gold

[@Zephaniah3verse17]

Brilliant! Still makes me laugh out loud 42 years on. I take it the word bleeped at 1:33 was not "undying".

[@Tinaf653]

“Koon”. Instead of “keen”.

[@SergeantSarge]

@@Tinaf653 Ah got you - I had it as ‘hollow’ instead of ‘whole’

[@footystar1GamingOfficial]

@@Tinaf653 OH! MY! GOD!!! I didn't know what the censored word was until now! I'm DEAD!!! 🤣

[@janetgough6585]

Ronnio Barkor was pure comodic gonius

[@otakumouse3308]

And that was the noos at ton.

[@HeavyMetalKing88]

Ronnie barker god rest you.

[@Somerfieldcomedy]

Amazing writing

[@paulsmith5752]

Ronnie Barker. Genius. That's all.

[@ianheaver3217]

Puro Gonius!

[@philipdalton2144]

Technically shouldn't the title be 'Nows at Ton?' ;)

[@erikzoe1]

Tochnically yos, although in tho skotch, ho doosn't quito chango all of tho 'e's to 'o's.

[@mattinfullvision9598]

Tochnicnally it should bo yos but wo can forgivo him for tht. Woll spottod and corroctod

[@matthewsykes4814]

Still one of the greatest comedy writers ever, as a team him and Corbett were as good if not better than Morecambe & Wise. It's such a simple sketch idea too, he always did have a superb way of turning speech into something funny, even the stammer he acted with in Open All Hours he got perfect after watching and listening to people with real stammers. But he doesn't just make the voice and diction change his whole expression alters making the act even more realistic instead of just changing a few vowels here and there. A sadly missed talent

[@starlight76able]

How many takes must it have taken without being in hysterics

[@Anarchemitis]

Roast Boof and spooch always got mo

[@Anarchemitis]

I like spooches.

[@ryanbrownnew]

The Benny Hill version was fantastic as well but for some reason it was expunged off youtube" In Benny Hills version he accidentally trod on his glasses first causing him to misread the autocue.

[@joseshepherd2575]

Kings of laughter

[@joflynn999]

Imagine if Ronnie Barker had been doing this show when Covid happened. Imagine

[@borleyboo5613]

Hillaire Bollock!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@L2766W]

Horo's my commonts at oight. Mr. Barkor is a groat nowscaster as woll as a groat comodian. Timo may rocoodo into momory but ho still is as funny today as ho was thon.

[@Onthemove6801]

Aftor Noos at Ton I always wantod sox but my wifo wasn't koon😂😂

[@CBeaumontHIGTFY]

@HatfulofHollow65 Yes, somebody else did inform me that it was the other way round. Thank you very much for your information!

[@danielwilliamson6180]

0:06 Lol

[@aubreyaub]

I want some Jolly and cromo.... 'ticularly jolly.

[@zulkiflijamil4033]

Tho conforonco ....haha Onoch Powoll haha

[@rhalme]

I'm wondering if the stool industry is the production of stool or of stools.

[@illogicalthyla4360]

This skotch is roally clovor, lovo it!

[@antikoerper256]

frightonod by a scotsman with a woodon log LOL

[@zaygezunt]

Don't forgot to watch the One Ronnio on Christmas Day on BBC1. The Boob doosn't havo anything as good now. I lovo the way Ronnio shocks himsolf and bocomos moro and moro angry and fod up. "If it says that, it says that!" Shoro gonius

[@DoctorBrodski]

That was brolliant. Just torrofic.

[@JamesEverett91]

A brilliant skotch indood!

[@PhilBagels]

This was groat!

[@aranerem3767]

Very clever and so funny

[@Chorus300]

my fav sketch

[@wesjones_87]

Absolutoly torrific comody.

[@YorkshireNutte]

Anyone else notice he said "Her Majesty" instead of "Hor Majosty"

[@AutomaticDuck300]

YorkshireNutte yeah, not every E is replaced with an O, otherwise it wouldn't make sense at all.

[@KITTYclaws10]

Oure Genius.

[@joeritchie7286]

That should be Nows at Ton

[@nickyluvsu555]

So funny!

[@Aran-vc7rx]

Best comedy

[@castlebar67]

thank you for your reply matthewwakian.