News To Me With Chip Chapley - Episode 2 "Bad Things? That's News To Me"

[@micahphilson]

RIP Rusty, the goodest of boys.

[@GuruJudge21]

He was the best boy that there was.

[@jojo-jm9gh]

Sobair Saripada Rusty

[@gonchuits]

“Funny as always internet”

[@doug_jewell]

dont u mean dusty dusty depot

[@hunterbrine3200]

Can a dog hold a gun and r.i.p to rusty to

[@905-d8g]

This should continue forever. It’s *genius*

[@cadelofanblock]

I TOTALLY AGREE YES YES YES YES

[@glowingaleks3468]

YES

[@originalusername4118]

You're not wrong

[@kadenmcdonald289]

Jalal Yahaya yes they should

[@theviniso]

And if it doesn't go on forever... Well, that's news to me.

[@ye6942]

The Purple Good Boy

[@lorenzoballada2945]

The Narrator WHY IS IT THAT NO MATTER WHERE I GO, OSU WILL ALWAYS COME BACK TO ME

[@ye6942]

Lorenzo Ballada this isn't my osu channel though ;)

[@InformedwithAnthony]

“The purple bark”

[@LinusJoshua]

The Narrator it's the purple VERY good boy

[@axaldusteliora2956]

It almost made me cry lol

[@nhnnj]

_Better get some aloe on that Abby._

[@cadelofanblock]

say what?

[@basicallyadork6265]

*Yeah. Barbara*

[@erainmartinez8175]

@@basicallyadork6265 too right mates

[@binkinn1028]

"funny as always internet. Keep it up."

[@cloraxbleach6031]

Emmah Pop yeh funny

[@atarishooter1339]

"the purple very good boy" Sadness personified.

[@manidavis4126]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@sunnycideup4725]

This might be one of the best C&H Series ever made

[@AngryEgg6942]

Sebastian Castro Not really

[@GameWorks12]

Sebastian Castro Ted Bears IMO

[@Tom-vx7qh]

But can it compete with ted bear?

[@rob98000]

Other Account better than those whale videos

[@rainnydaay2116]

Sad larry

[@justanedit001]

_That Bleach report seemed like a killer of a story!_

[@vampz8968]

Executioner quits his job

[@KKBash]

The Joker's made another youtube account.

[@retcartoons1798]

get out

[@scottthetruthteller6447]

I thought it was there to kill time

[@soulroyal7039]

It seemed more like a tasty story tho

[@bradleychellberg7377]

Rip rusty😭😭😭

[@AngryEgg6942]

Try not To laugh 101 He's now in the dump

[@raphazard8737]

Try not To laugh 101 ye

[@jswp5]

Fuck that clip actually made me sad

[@actualcommenter5605]

Ariana Grande Butera oh my god you fucking dumbass

[@beratozdemir2894]

Rest in peace too Abby Babble 😅

[@kila11]

"not a single one has called in to say that they're dead so, drink up!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

[@prophesorr2788]

I feel like this is just normal cable news being clipped and put on youtube.

[@xavierhorn9825]

It is

[@fwitronxf9673]

Hand Crafted wtf

[@AngryEgg6942]

Xavier Horn In your imagination it is

[@CrossinTheLineTV]

I’d tune in every damn day

[@mikehammer8334]

I wish

[@Zuignap]

If Chip Chaply isn't bald next upload I am starting a riot

[@misterscorpius1446]

Zuignap • or has a wig

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

I predict a riot.

[@garyjaycat]

There are more episodes on the Facebook page

[@Random_Rules]

I'm with you

[@MrHoodlin]

That's news to me.

[@StackSC13]

R.I.P RUSTY 2018-2018

[@cadelofanblock]

wow short life WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@DriverScottieC]

That monologue at the end was truly amazing

[@piousjose916]

Make THIS a show, not that shitty whale thing

[@claysoggyfries]

Pious Jose What whale thing

[@marvinzimmerman1878]

Clay Soggyfries you never heard of the show ? Its called "Whales with big cocks" its coming out on nickalodeon. Cant wait

[@dexterboolan6441]

What happened to the drunk baby? I need to know

[@twotonedrebel1891]

Dexter Boolan He died tragically from premature alcohol poisoning.

[@ninjahombrepalito1721]

Dexter Boolan I was also thinking about that XD

[@TheClimbingBronyOldColt]

I got his police record here: 6 accounts of larsony, 8 robberies, 2 attempted murder, 5 murders, 41 bar fights, 70 cases of inappropirate behavior in public, 19 grand theft auto, several fake id's, 11 arrests for drunk driving, etc. Man that's a scary kid! Luckily all the drinking lead to liver failure which resulted in his death. How did he have time for all these crimes? He had the time! But frankly, I don't think we want to know, when a baby do all this it's better not to know what demonic powers he possessed..

[@cadelofanblock]

he died because he just died because I said so

[@AngryEgg6942]

Dexter Boolan He died because he was drinking too much alcohol for his age

[@alexhancu969]

The "Chip's Clips" video actually made me cry

[@Road2RacingPA]

Funny as always internet, keep it up

[@Joe-ka]

Ovidiu Hancu it was the only part i laughed so hard i nearly pissed myself

[@Melt.e]

Not gonna lie that was the funniest part of this whole thing

[@maximumtacolord]

If you want to feel worse, it turns out a lot of army dogs don't make it home because the army left the job to private contractors who didn't care and an "unknown" number were put down after being neglected. BOOM! More sadness! www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-defense-dogs/canine-war-heroes-mistreated-by-u-s-army-pentagon-report-idUSKCN1GE30M

[@alialeasawi4519]

😭😭😭

[@arir7216]

It's honesty better then the "real" news stations

[@aceplayzgamez3394]

Random Person true

[@vrchhu4066]

Random Person wait... you mean this ISN’T real news?!?!?! my life is a lie...

[@cadelofanblock]

I would agree because its a cartoon LOL

[@Alzter0]

It actually does parodies the real "news show" called "News to ME" by the Australian Channel ABC ME, from the parpdy of the segment "Pip's Clips" from said show down to Chip shaving half his head to match Pip's hairstyle from News to ME.

[@gigakoresh]

This series has by far the best writing of everything Explosim have ever done. They have yet to best it

[@piceofknowledge9296]

I feel like theres some social commentary hidden here somewhere

[@sweetmesaJS]

"Hidden."

[@Alzter0]

It parodies the show "News to ME" by the Australian Channel ABC ME, from the parpdy of the segment "Pip's Clips" from said show down to Chip shaving half his head to match Pip's hairstyle from News to ME.

[@RabidlyTaboo]

@Giffysoul - don't cut yourself

[@RabidlyTaboo]

@Giffysoul - bet babe.

[@victorpopov3809]

You feel ?

[@theoregonguy]

This could possibly be the best thing you guys have done since the Ted Bear series.

[@SpecialBeam]

Idk about anyone else.. but I am INCREDIBLY happy we got another one of these so soon lol

[@KaijaSchmauss]

There's 3 more on the Facebook page. Seems like they made a bunch all at once so that they could release them quickly.

[@hammadali594]

Chip Chapley seems to be inspired by Ron Burgundy, right down to the mustache.

[@marshallinnocent5275]

Hammad Ali Or Chip and Ron are both parodies of the same reporter stereotype......whoooooshhhhh

[@htaed23]

Well, that's news to me.

[@zeitguyst8959]

That’s a Good Film

[@allanthemanmccann1]

To be fair ron is just based on a typical 70s newsman

[@Its_Me_Romano]

Or Tom Tucker no?

[@booklight8479]

There is no difference between this news and regular news. News about bad place, talking about popular KZbin videos and or KZbinrs, and kids doing weird things. Like a said, a regular news

[@potato3018]

Booooooooooooooo Booooooooooooooo booo I say boooooooooooo

[@MizantropMan]

You forgot fake news that smear the right.

[@tylerscudder9358]

This is better then Regular news because it brings actual joy

[@zaworldo3189]

3:58 is definitely the saddest anime deaths

[@TheDUBSpeedArts]

Tsucano: the next SyFy original movie

[@DivingHawker]

Well, we've had sharknado so anything is possible.

[@FlyntNukaOfficial]

Things is though, I'd watch it. Twice

[@danyuchiha7882]

I was waiting for this comment

[@terryboldenjr.3555]

Yup

[@tohruearth3580]

right after lavalantula 2

[@astro_not7]

I LOVE THIS SERIES..!!

[@Sprcd]

The most relevant one too

[@sirrparker47]

Press F to Pay Respects to Rusty

[@CurseKaiser]

Shy Guy F

[@ThousandFool]

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[@ookami0189]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[@catsaresuperior3467]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

[@xaldrortenderofthevats8948]

F

[@asar-S]

everybody is talking about rusty and chip, what about abby?

[@inregiis5327]

Kinda ship her with Chip

[@tier3290]

Why did he shave his hair?

[@camerongist2159]

Mid NighT Uh, because he could...?

[@rb1471]

Well that's news to me.

[@AgentZ2]

World's Greatest Shave

[@vengeancebyvenom9033]

Its Cyanide and Happiness. Anything they do is funny. No more questions. Go to bed.

[@MrCrappyProduction]

I'm surprised this kind of question is being asked of an C&H video. Why do they do anything?

[@SuperGamingDude]

0:05 is waaaaay to accurate

[@theali8oras274]

Too *

[@mcmofo690]

FBI man?

[@shak18]

SuperGaming Dude I

[@Coolman-nu2lm]

SuperGaming Dude except it's with fbi

[@fandomfancy2450]

Press F for respect for Rusty

[@tygerion4404]

F

[@catfoy8888]

FFFFFFFFFFF

[@destinedwarlord2128]

F

[@ryanbaker7882]

HufflePuff E F

[@tangent480]

F

[@2ethefirst318]

the purple good boy, truly the greatest honour

[@infamous7554]

Mistook a landmine for a frisbee LMAO I CAN'T XDDD

[@killerman-dk5cw]

4:21 when you need to hit the word count on an essay

[@wolfieboi13x94]

I only listen to *REAL* news

[@hydrochloricacid2146]

Grimninja 13x unlike y'all i get my news from a RELIABLE source

[@robertbrookes2000]

Same. Fox news is the only reliable news source.

[@TwipYT]

pew news

[@syndan9245]

Robert Brookes no idea what you mean, i’ve been watching chip chaplin for years now.

[@masonnelson6710]

Never heard of it.

[@petitponeydu7727]

Damm the military dog story made me cry

[@cadelofanblock]

pussy

[@AngryEgg6942]

petit poney du 77 Pathetic

[@petitponeydu7727]

Other Account it was a joke people are really mean on the internet

[@AngryEgg6942]

petit poney du 77 I am not mean

[@Smoobers]

petit poney du 77 Well it's the internet what do you expect, my reaction to the whole military dog section was "what the fuck"

[@filipbarta1718]

R.I.P. Rusty

[@cadelofanblock]

LOL

[@soapb0bby169]

"I only get my news from a reliable source."

[@ArkFisted]

R.I.P Rusty we will all miss you 😥😭

[@Pokemon_Doge]

Good thing for my highschool sleep schedule I woke up less than 2 hours ago so I was able to watch this sorta early

[@pointingouttheobvious6247]

YAY?

[@xmm-cf5eg]

I never sleep, hahahahhahhahahha _AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa_

[@daniconi7333]

High school is so damn painful! And I'm only a freshman what's gonna happen to me when I reach senior year.....

[@cerelvix_4662]

Pokemon Doge literally I woke up at 4am and watched this

[@genocidalsanta3781]

Dani Coni I promise you this: You either die a good student, or live long enough to become a senior who turns up late and just doesn't give a damn anymore.

[@creekcandraw6112]

If this is a real show I will tune in every time

[@Gryxll]

You'd go to bed?

[@Gryxll]

LOL fuck

[@creekcandraw6112]

Chidambaram Sendan didn’t know grammar bitches like you who cared about spelling were here

[@jurassiclegolove9304]

Creek Can Draw well the way you spelled “tune” was pretty fucking stupid.

[@Gryxll]

For those just tuning in: OP started with "turn in", I commented on his spelling, he then edited it and someone else commented on his new edited spelling, as he edited it to "tuen in". It would appear he has finally "fixed" it but his failure has been immortalized with these comments, much like a grave marker. May your intense shame forever be a reminder to watch your fucking spelling on the internet or be prepared to be shit upon.

[@splash_067]

"You call people instead of texting them and that's why everybody hates you" lol so true I hate it when people call me

[@holbeincrane4130]

This is seriously one of the best cyabide and Hapiness! It's coming back as a satirical show and that's great!

[@hammadali594]

Where's the usual outro music?

[@destinedwarlord2128]

Hammad Ali This is like a different mini series, so has its own twists.

[@OldGravyVR]

Hammad Ali Idk, that’s news to me

[@LimeGlass]

It's a special

[@maxmustsleep]

its not part of the regular series but a 5 part one from facebook produced/published by studio 71

[@Gabrielbarsch]

not in this video, i suppose

[@aletaris]

3:42 9mm AR on the battlefield? Not CQB? Oh yeah, it's a dog

[@daniconi7333]

It should have used an M16....

[@aletaris]

Dani Coni dogs have more problems controlling recoil, so 5.56 may be to powerful

[@pripurohit4409]

3:56 "Top 10 Saddest Anime Betrayals"

[@vanessabenitez8714]

Favorite sagas:1st place: the ladder. 2nd place:chip chapley. :3rd place: Harry the handsome butcher. 4th place: the park

[@love4075]

The best part is fluffy honorable moment to serve he's master's country. RIP fluffy.

[@batman8214]

Deadpool: watch me break the fourth wall! Chip Chapley: Hold my beer.

[@ste11ar]

What's a Fox News? I only watch Chip Chapley, because *THAT'S NEWS TO ME!* Paid for and promoted by "That's News to Me" by Chip Chapley.

[@krisk.7507]

R.I.P Rusty (*) 😭

[@cadelofanblock]

LOL

[@supersizesenpai]

I simply want 100 years of this series. I don't think that's asking too much.

[@ImJustSayin2014]

This is so much more enjoyable than regular news.

[@theonemouse]

Keep it up with the new chip episodes 👍🏻 The Rusty dog thing was a little too sad though

[@Light-wz6tq]

4:20 WTF IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

[@HAL-qq5dg]

CuRSeD Syrian Civil War.

[@Mr.Bimgus]

CuRSeD Bad things.

[@cadelofanblock]

bad things (people)

[@manooxi327]

wisdom

[@omega5040]

Anything that happens outside of the US and the American opinion of it. It's not in the US so most don't care

[@swagnation3459]

I only watch real news😤😤😤

[@cadelofanblock]

lol you just watched the video

[@adamas_dragon]

Layla Richards That's the joke you donut

[@adamas_dragon]

Redonk Ulous the news can never be trusted, always check your source

[@adamas_dragon]

Redonk Ulous And I am just telling the truth

[@gabe7630]

the joke for anyone that didnt understand: this video is the real news and hes proud to only watch real news

[@Meltryllis_AE]

I didn't need depression today thanks cyanide and happiness you always find a way

[@ladyweapon3972]

The "purple very good boy " nation's honor! 😂

[@damonharris-brennan5810]

Pro tip - Loose the whale, embrace Chip Chapley

[@aprilinaugust99]

Low-key made me upset when Rusty died

[@nhnnj]

R.I.P. Rusty.

[@cadelofanblock]

LOL

[@hayden7361]

The twists will always get me. Touché Explosm.

[@quinajez2343]

Chip Chapley is the best News reporter EVER!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@stephanietice9532]

Tsucano- the next Sharknado movie

[@caffeineadvocate]

I moustache why this guy is still on the air. Seems like he had a chip on his shoulder the whole time. This episode was just bad news..

[@windexcleaner7549]

caffeineadvocate stop

[@honeybit7395]

haha...KEEP GOING!

[@windexcleaner7549]

SilentJammer don't encourage him

[@Grimastruth]

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

[@honeybit7395]

Huh, well, that's news to me!

[@fog3906]

Rusty 😿😭

[@cadelofanblock]

LOL

[@zachharvest8507]

Did you really used a cat emoji

[@seewhy4102]

Layla Richards oh nigga u dumb

[@FAISALMILAN]

4:02 that dog is just waiting for his legacy

[@malcomsmith4610]

I know it was suppose to be sad, but at the part where Rusty mistaken a mine for a frisbee I laughed my ass off.

[@Charles-fo1js]

Chip's reporting skills are getting a bit rusty

[@Alzter0]

That is because this skit parodies the show "News to ME" by the Australian Channel ABC ME, from the parpdy of the segment "Pip's Clips" from said show down to Chip shaving half his head to match Pip's hairstyle from News to ME.

[@tev5040]

Alzter S r/wooosh

[@lacim9262]

tevos free karma

[@kai6318]

Charles NOOOOO

[@adnanshaikh9451]

Osar 2018 goes to....

[@darealgamer0681]

Facts

[@spawnoftacobell1644]

Rusty

[@whYLiE09]

Oscar?

[@mutecase5012]

whYLiE09 no no no its osar

[@narainnavaneethan2025]

John cena

[@RizzleFS]

I *love* chips voice 😍

[@ParasaurolophusEwan]

The actual highest canine military honor is the canine medal of courage

[@MK-tn6uv]

"Rusty has received the highest Medal of Honor the purple very good boy" I am dying inside

[@melonhead8052]

Y can’t u just watch and not say first

[@FormerGovernmentHuman]

Michael Mangesi first reply

[@justanedit001]

Michael Mangesi Early bird catches the worm

[@kwonster8824]

DOG LIVES MATTER! #RIPRUSTY

[@TheYoungsterGangster]

No lives matter

[@beeeffgee10k]

Sorry, but drain cleaner > bleach.

[@afinchinthedark]

Haven't you heard, tide pods are all the rage now

[@caydecontroller5186]

Nightowler tide pods hurt bleach melts your throat soooooo.. eh

[@vocalsforever]

the best is mixing bleach with ammonia.

[@justanedit001]

Maslah Jama You can never best or beat bleach, it's originally developed for the minds of children to wander close to it

[@Synergy_333]

2:45 Speaking as a former local news producer, this is 1,000% accurate.

[@scientificgamers]

finally a new channel i can trust, thank you guys. loving it.

[@xelaburke321]

R.I.P Rusty☹️😢😭

[@yourfavoriteclaymationpeng2926]

Lets do this, instead of a Whale show

[@cadelofanblock]

IT WAS NEVER A WHALE SHOW it was just ads and previews the see if you where interested

[@humanarian]

Funny as always, Internet.

[@crowmoordry8300]

”The purple very good boy”😭❤️

[@ParasaurolophusEwan]

The Highest canine award in America is the K-9 medal of courage.

[@TragedysHalo]

1:12 Thought I was watching a CNN rerun for a sec..

[@zombiekill3r301]

Chips head better be shaved in the next one!

[@yourmum966]

Rusty was the goodest of boys

[@Yue_yunn]

The emojis during Rusty's story LMAO

[@jords382]

The purple good boy story is everything I love about cyanide and happiness, the sad story that is somehow funny. The cyanide that makes me happy.

[@praiseit4805]

I thought chips trips was about getting high or something

[@skll1174]

Kaleo Pelekai well that's news to me

[@jyavant]

*Onion*

[@brokkrep]

TempestSora Router

[@appleman_123]

MORE!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SplotchTheCatThing]

As an obligate carnivore, Chip Chapley is my favourite newsman.

[@rudyromero3140]

lmfao I love the randomness the videos on this channel like him shaving his hair

[@fog3906]

A like for rusty

[@adamas_dragon]

Doxter Exe I cri evrtiem

[@scottostrowski5406]

This was made 2 years too early

[@potatomari9644]

Here before trending?

[@dhawthorne1634]

If anyone thought this episode was too long, that's news to me. MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!

[@StimmyTurner]

The viral dog reunion I fucking *can't* 😂😂

[@joshuazane3210]

Stay classy, San Diego. 😉