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[@byakuyatogami2905]

I like how the lady in blue just looks at the camera and smiles while others are being disturbed. I feel like she knew all of this

[@hotelmario510]

The banter at the start is so authentic. "Don't ask me, I'm not even on Twitter!" Such a boomer newsreader thing to say

[@fihw33d9]

Did she say it right? A few epic fails?

[@neonfroot]

Iromy is, alot of boomer drama is on FaceBook amd Twitter. The stereotype about Interbet being exclsuive "teen drama" is ironic. Even in the beginning of the Internet, it was always adult drama.

[@chillwinston8961]

The Asian presenter not reacting to any of the videos unlike the others is such an underrated detail.

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

Her and Mitch, Dynamic Duo

[@Amungoon]

She liked getting peed on in like the last 20 seconds of this video unlike Ms. Sanchez.

[@GlassbrainZ]

She knew.

[@christopherhaynes8101]

She’s the only professional

[@sydneywaldron9877]

She knew

[@liampendergast8670]

Adult Swim packs more twists and turns into a 10 minute skit than M. Night Shyamalan does into two hours.

[@1aundulxaldin]

If comments could burn, Shyamalan reading this would make him light up like a fucking Christmas Tree. XD

[@YoureNotAlexander]

@@1aundulxaldin: A quarter of a gallon of gas and a zippo would also make him light up like a fucking Christmas Tree. And, quite frankly, I prefer those odds over that of the comment.

[@ruffusgoodman4137]

True, but the true question is: Can Adult Swim flop their career in a twist as fast as Shyamalan did to his?

[@undefined7141]

I agree; however, what did that have to do with montage of actual CNN and FOX news “journalists”

[@jlzer0YT]

Mitch is chaotic good

[@brickwallinthebackground7697]

johnny this is late but actually hes evil good

[@fireflocs]

He's chaotic chaotic.

[@davidkonevky7372]

Chaotic neutral maybe (?

[@RKroese]

He just hates all these evil traitors, liars and murderers.

[@ponikoTV]

Mitch is a giga chad sigma

[@wilsterwonkels7384]

Every time I watch an Adult Swim video I feel like I'm sitting on a bomb.

[@Daftanemone]

You’ve sat on a bomb before?

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

@@Daftanemone, Nope... But I have taken one point blank... Several times in fact...

[@MrPhantaze]

You could have not described the feeling better

[@tmage23]

The thing about Perd Hapley is that he appears in this video.

[@DetectiveDerpy]

When

[@bryankavanaugh9941]

And although I found the movie heartwarming, the premise was unbelievable, and thats why i give E.T. 1 and a half stars

[@bryankavanaugh9941]

I have something to say, and that thing, is this.

[@bryankavanaugh9941]

I'm Purd Hapley, and I just realized i'm not holding my microphone

[@matzomaniac]

5 bags of popcorn and... a bicycle basket

[@manwtf3883]

the people at adult swim are geniuses. i love these ten-minute masterpieces.

[@satesup4353]

"Goodbye Forever, Bruce!" Damn, I think Mitch gonna kill him after that... .

[@Gryxll]

I think Mitch just divulged a bunch of life in prison level evidence publicly lol. If Mitch doesn't get him the blind whale cock of justice will.

[@SchoolofRockNRoll]

Mitch is Chip's son and has been planning his revenge since his father's murder

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

@@Gryxll If this is a state where the recorded party must consent to recordings being done of them, none of this is admissible in court. Part of me just thinks that Mitch is doing this because the justice system's technicalities prevent any of this from being usable as evidence. Winning in the court of public opinion rather than law.

[@tracymurray6840]

I think Mitch has called the police.

[@ponikoTV]

Well I think Bruce is now in jail

[@grindcoreninja6527]

"Where would somebody find ahhhh a large pack of dogs that would eat flesh, hungry for flesh?.....What's their number?"

[@pointpoint10]

I love to News 7 team. They've always felt like family to me.

[@neonfroot]

Like Team 7 from Naruto?

[@ziffelkid1445]

Theory: He’s talking about Lynks Disease at the beginning

[@dothemarioofficial3145]

The ASSFU (Adult Swim Short Film Universe) Lynks Saga

[@Kiatro]

@@dothemarioofficial3145 if they aren't marketing off of ASSFU yet.... there is a whole market ready to be drilled

[@neonfroot]

@@Kiatro The world of muktiverse and crossover references is a new potential market

[@woffyreal]

THE SUDDEN SHIFT OF THE NEWSCLICKER TO SAY "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID BRUCE" IS SO FUNNY

[@danzigvssartre]

I imagine that this is what Matt Lauer's final appearance on Today would have been like.

[@mattheweubanks6163]

We'll miss you, Bruce Thanks for all the memories

[@sprezzatura4076]

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID BRUCE

[@fearsomestm00c0w]

Love the professionalism of just sitting there while it plays out

[@nitrosolrac9488]

Every time I see a 10-min video on adult swim I'll click it

[@haveacoke247]

And that led me to stumbling upon Too Many Cooks...so beautiful

[@AndreyEvermore]

I M A K E S I M I L A R S T U F F ∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆

[@nonofyourbusiness7631]

Too many cooks

[@hithereladies1037]

Same This House Has People In It scared me a lot

[@ashvsthedeadite6091]

EVERYTIME!

[@cybercorn5966]

around 6:40 the text at the bottom says i know what you did bruce and stops at 7:00. it then appears at 8:00 again and stops at around 8:05. again, 9:20-9:37. at the end when it says goodbye forever, it probably means that, hes gonna die

[@lilhealthpack977]

woah

[@smocaine.]

at 3:00 it says goodbye bruce

[@MachineWashableKatie]

Also at 4:43

[@gamernation1829]

Wow how observant of you, Dick Cocturne.

[@tomgrin10]

I thought about him getting sent for a life-sentence, makes more sense.

[@lancegoodthrust546]

5 years old and still beats anything Jimmy Fallon has done.

[@christinawalker101]

Jimmy Fallon is 🤮

[@8narutoshodowclones]

@@christinawalker101 "BAHAHAHA!" *slams fake plastic desk* "w-w-what made you choose this role?"- Jimmy Falon to every single guest even non-actors

[@NightMedicine]

An actual 5 year old is funnier than him…

[@Manly-Tears]

7:24 "Rick, stop it man, Rick, stop it man! But before you do, dOeS tHat fEeL GoOD?"

[@viniciusfranciscoalves2576]

I wish I knew

[@Schmorbo]

*WE'LL MISS YOU BRUCE, THANKS FOR ALL THE MEMORIES* *I KNOW WHAT YOU DID BRUCE*

[@davidkonevky7372]

"Maybe I should join the party and pee on you too" damn that caught me off guard lmao

[@AgrippaMaxentius]

I really appreciate these family friendly news stations.

[@randomuser8671]

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID BRUCE we'll miss you bruce, thanks for all the memories!

[@corvegasally]

I saw this on TV while I was on acid with my friends and we thought this was real we were wiggin dude 💖

[@lxstdxgz2106]

sounds fuckin great

[@RuslanMigal]

Bruh this must have been a trip to watch on acid and thinking its real🤣

[@mrmooch10]

Hahahahaha

[@ponikoTV]

it would be more fun and exciting to see it on tv, it sucks that my country we don't have adult swim :/

[@Eschelaun]

For the love of God make this a series, I am ALL IN on this. Its ingenious.

[@caiopatric]

"are you crazy? are you out of yo moind?"

[@lilhealthpack977]

\//\

[@newname4793]

V/\

[@poseidon1680]

That diddly darn Mitch! At it again with his practical jokes, goofs and gaffs! Hehehehehe.

[@Gryxll]

He really is so goofy with how he cuts his clips haha what a kidder.

[@norioku2020]

JTap on a clip to paste it in the text box.

[@dharmallars]

The bottom scrolling text changing to “I KNOW WHAT YOU DID BRUCE” is so great. I was watching it this whole time I knew there’d be a gag there.

[@reallysergiocilli]

This was so fun to direct! Jerry Lambert for Prez.

[@SilverSurfer166]

I miss your Hot Music Lists

[@reallysergiocilli]

get over it dude! JK

[@AngryKittens]

I miss your lips on my skin.

[@DetectiveDerpy]

R u Carl

[@reallysergiocilli]

Bingo

[@AllieRX]

It's Kevin Butler from the old PS3 commercials! :D

[@TheDragonbreath2]

yeeep

[@battroidattack]

Lest we forget Burger King ten piece nuggets!

[@hierba556]

he was also on scare tactics a couple times

[@nicktubara]

That guy was pure awesome. Bring him back to sony. I SAID RIGHT NOW 😁

[@jaronneutronix3231]

Thaat’s who that is! Thanks!

[@mattkillam2033]

"don't ask me I'm not even on Twitter."

[@Gryxll]

3:47 It's 5 in the morning here and ive seen many comments on other AS videos commenting on how early or late it is that they are binging clips. I think allot of us can understand this mans feelings in this scene. I personally understand the physical action as well only I do mine in the shower with a tub of icecream. I fill the void in my heart with the ice cold creme while I cry into the bowl and run up the water bill.

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

I feel you, man. I'm sorry...

[@rythmicrice471]

get a girlfriend smh

[@Nathorama]

Mitch is out there busting out the receipts.

[@Grimwinn]

We got Kevin Butler AND Perd Hapley in one video! What lighthearted fun!

[@nobodyimportant5337]

As Ron Burgundy once said: "That escalated quickly ... I mean that really got outta hand fast".

[@SerraUke]

WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

[@GarboSweaty]

Papa bless

[@DetectiveDerpy]

Stranger danger

[@isaiahromero9861]

V/\

[@astromoonie]

that HAD to have been intentional

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

It had to be done, Serra. They knew too much. Now help me carry this tub of acid to the backyard or I'm calling your wife about that thing you did with Tracy last night. We need to bury this acid!

[@ari-zi4zi]

6:39 look at the bottom. From 'we'll miss you' to 'I know what you did bruce'

[@lilhealthpack977]

not the only time it did that like 5 times

[@theaetherpunk2145]

... Mitch... Mitch what are you doing?

[@mothbazooka]

Hello I'm Bruce it's my first day and I like good morning and also to my lovely wife.

[@Gryxll]

Instantly... INSTANTLY he would be the only person in media I respect.

[@Gryxll]

There... IS a higher chance he is a robot tho...

[@SackboyLBP]

Liz?

[@paulogross7722]

I'm pretty sure they pixelated out a picture of the Star ship Enterprise in a shot of Bruce's office.

[@Montesama314]

"Hold on, Bruce. Mitch is saying there's more!" "Really?" Oh... Oh no.

[@denisemwoj]

"I have a bag of lyme and a shovel" 🤣🤣🤣 I was rolling before this, but that is what killed me

[@MountedDragoon]

The acting in this video is actually really good and that's what makes these jokes so good.

[@mr.washingtonsbuddy.8454]

They NEED to do a crossover with The Onion's Today Now.

[@whiteroseproject7207]

YES

[@thatoneguy4400]

2:00 That's were everything goes wrong That adultswim flavor

[@meavid]

Brought to you by Playstation.

[@elonmuskrat9244]

"We could use her blood. For the ceremony!"

[@caspers50calibermachinegun36]

I love how the bottom text subtely changed throughout, you can see it at 6:50

[@sethlikespeed2013]

4:41 - 5:07 at the bottom "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID BRUCE"

[@mattdabrat424]

Donna...DONNA?!

[@lucikizz]

Matthew JS *THE UNEDITED FOOTAGE OF A BEAR VIDEO* *WHEEZE*

[@davidjackson7624]

@@lucikizzuo

[@biichann6833]

Mitch...MITCH?!

[@awqa4486]

IT'S PERD HAPLEY!

[@zachk3702]

YA HEARD

[@NickIsBlasted]

Imagine the cinematography masterpiece if this was real

[@Vyanzz]

You can tell I'm a beginner on adult swim when I try to search "Bruce William" in the first minute... This is my first time watching adult swim

[@neptunehenriksen]

These "Look Back" packages always make me tear up! Such good times! We're gonna miss you Bruce!

[@sprezzatura4076]

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID BRUCE

[@Darkmatter105]

Another masterpiece from adult swim. From normal to super dark in 10 minutes. You da man dawg.

[@AckzaTV]

1:33 that dart looks real, i flinched

[@mcnogard1552]

I have a new aftershave that is called come to me.

[@gamernation1829]

Yes that WAS in the video!

[@brockshields9336]

@@gamernation1829, lemme guess... "Too Many Cocks?"

[@GnarDawgeh]

* Cum

[@spankrod]

Bruce was played by Jerry Lambert. "Jerry Lambert" was the name of Bill Paxton's character, in Predator 2. Jerry Lambert played a predator, in this skit. The more you know.

[@UnscaryGhosts]

"Adorable... Maybe I should join the party, and join you too."

[@johnolivas6918]

I love how the guy in the center and woman in blue look like they could pass as actual newscasters while the others look like they're on a sketch! 7 seconds in i'm like "Yep, that's adult swim alright!" 🤣🤣

[@oliverschultz4943]

"C'mon man, you tryna get us caught? Be cool man, just be cool!"

[@TheDaringPastry1313]

6:40 Rick 100% got his large vat of acid idea from this Kappa

[@Highland_Moo]

I’ve watched this a heap of times and it still makes me laugh.

[@DarrenJohn10X]

Perd Hapley was lucky to get out of that news team! (the actor Jay Jackson = wow quite the IMDB credits, great job!)

[@DouglasQuaid999]

Kevin Butler!

[@Joshman601]

The PlayStation 3 commercial guy!

[@0cujo0]

Kevin Butler VP of Sony?

[@twindrill2852]

This is...surprisingly good. My only criticism is that the "creepy" music during the unsettling parts were unnecessary.

[@ParticlePrime]

KEVIN BUTLER IT'S KEVIN BUTLER OMG KEVIN BUTLER!

[@jimmyshrimbe9361]

“This is why I hate this town......” haha

[@alddd8601]

I freaked out a bit because the clock matched my local time.

[@benm1414]

Well this is your local 7 news so...

[@fordlandau]

Mitch has a great sense of humour.

[@brianbutton6346]

The correspondence's surname's cracked me up. Hernandez, Sanchez and Ramirez.

[@sonicextremities9570]

this is the epitome of "caught in 4k"

[@MightGuy15]

I just realized Bruce is Jerry Lambert, the same guy who portrayed Kevin Butler in the PlayStation commercials.

[@TheInfectiousCadaver]

i knew i remembered this man from somewhere. i didnt buy a PS3 at the time because i was like 14 but this guy REALLY wanted me to have one. so when i grew up i bought one. thank you kevin.

[@mrsuperman2003]

Notice how everybody but Bruce has Mexican last names.

[@enriquepena2009]

Him and Chris Swarther

[@jammybantam611]

6:57 the text

[@TheMoggFREE]

i love how they picked their actors. they all look like legit broadcasters! however, the white girl in the pink dress has become relatively famous so it kinda throws off the realism a bit.

[@Chentzilla]

They also look kinda weird.

[@bnicethegaynerd6025]

Really? What was she in? She looks familiar

[@KentRailPhotography]

There's a good reason why I avoided this for so long.

[@user-wj6lj8bl9f]

adult swim owes me some ribs because i lost mine laughing so damn hard..damn you my eyes are teared up lol

[@ContexTube]

I wish it wouldn't have taken me 3 years to finally see back stage footage of Fox News. Bill O'Reilly certainly had some moves in his early days.

[@elsquibbs]

Spoiler. . . ? . . . . . . . . 7:00 the best part of this exchange is how he doesn't want a post-choking description. He wants a MID ACTION REVIEW. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's so brilliant. There are 3 jokes going on simultaneously and maybe more if I missed one.

[@logicrules5793]

The whole show, I couldn't help but think "I got nuggets!"😂

[@sara-rj1id]

The woman with black hair just kept smiling like:🙂

[@DocJamesH]

3:16 "...well, the circus is back in town, and ..." I can smell it, Bruce.

[@literate-aside]

Jesus Christ that was a rollercoaster of emotion.

[@BenAstarb]

rip chip

[@butcherboy2008]

"Chip Swarther was a sports anchor. His cause of death was ruled as autoerotic asphyxiation. He killed himself by placing a belt around his neck and masturbating" - Perd Hapley.

[@Tadesan]

Well past 2017 and still no cure for itching, flaking, and red welts.

[@rumourhats]

Only just discovered this. This is great. Who is the actor who plays Bruce? And is this a group of people that have any other wacky comedy stuff?

[@MEAT_CANNON]

"Well the circus is back in town." It just smells that way.

[@NotMeInc]

Lol, the text changes at 5:22

[@Montesama314]

I am totally convinced that Donna, the Asian woman in the blue dress, is in on the exposure.

[@redasylum6511]

the tranquilizer joke only works one time

[@taids]

too many cooks (tooo many coooks)....

[@user-jl7cz2pe6d]

They should just put it down already.

[@senpai_clyde7832]

@@user-jl7cz2pe6d fuckn brilliant

[@larryjacob2704]

Tf did I just stumble on this RN😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wtf is this! I’m sharing this with everyone I know😂😂😂 Freaking finesse 🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@tdurden8747]

I believe the the brunette in the pink top on the far left of the desk (i.e. @0:10) is the same woman from HBO's Silicon Valley (Amazing show, especially if you are into coding/tech/software engineering etc...) Season 1, Episode 7 "Proof of Concept".

[@toxico1152]

I think Rick found this series on inter dimensional cable. The vat of acid video 😂

[@eggsberts]

adult swim, you are the gift that keeps giving

[@Matt-ku2um]

ANd in 2020, rewatching this for Nostalgia and just realised that adult swim put a capital H for hits to not make it look Newshits.