Fun Toy Banned Because Of 3 Stupid Dead Kids

[@Bear-pw7nu]

The Onion needs a radio channel in GTA 6

[@nwefe]

the onion would shut down before GTA 6 gets realest

[@TastelessTrees]

bold of you to assume that there will be a gta6

[@monkeywkeys3916]

Absolutely yes.

[@partymantis3421]

@@TastelessTrees i dont think its that bold, GTA is one of the most profitable gamefranchises . Rockstar will make more. The Onion as a news station in GTA6 would fit right in

[@Ghesh_Vargiet]

@@partymantis3421 but that means gta 5 is still profitable unless rockstar plans to make something real big

[@stuckonaslide]

i feel bad for the onion. they're losing business bc all of the funny stuff is actually realistic now.

[@understorymainchannel8326]

Reality is truly stranger than fiction

[@bigman7676]

Uhhhhhhh.....the ugghhhhhh....that profile pic is.....uhhhh.....hmmmmm

[@Chujoi0]

@@bigman7676 drip

[@justfrankjustdank2538]

HAHhaha

[@nathanielballard5025]

@@bigman7676 if you just shut your eyes and pretend its ironic, you'll be able to sleep at night.

[@Ghost7065]

Glad we have unbias factual outlets like The Onion to bring us quality news.

[@Aimeecinnamonsweets]

Rightttt...

[@DIN0911-]

True true.

[@rickrolld1367]

@@Aimeecinnamonsweets r/whoosh Edit: Wow a lot of people got hurt over me commenting woosh. Edit 2: I came back and can confirm that the people who replied to me can't take a joke of any kind, even if it's just some rando commenting "woosh". Honestly, please do better than these people who literally bullied me online because I said something that they don't find funny. Comedy is subjective, get a life.

[@rickrolld1367]

@@roy04 r/whoosh It was an ironic joke :)

[@snowbringercult]

the epitome of real news

[@dr.danburritoman1293]

As a former kid, this is EXACTLY what I thought (and still think) about kinder eggs being banned.

[@nobbyfirefly57]

Yeah, just package the toy next to the egg instead of inside.

[@defenda1]

Or, don't be a stupid kid

[@dotmatrix9818]

@@nobbyfirefly57 that completely ruins the candy

[@stainlesssteelfox1]

Fortunately, in the UK, we give our kids enoough credit that we don't think they'll eat the toy just because it was inside the chocolate shell. But, based on recent election results, it appears a good proportiuon of Americans are just that stupid.

[@cymtastique]

The atomic death ray wasn't deployed because _somebody_ forgot to plug it in.

[@jaystein1405]

Whooooo?

[@strangedogthatisslightlyan7860]

Feed the person in charge of plugging in the atomic death tray to the hounds.

[@avvarhil]

Fucking Jerry..

[@Kennedy_Killer]

@@avvarhil Jerry, of course it was him

[@xyos7647]

Don't pay this man.

[@Tricia_K]

0:00 Atomic Death Ray 4:17 Fun Toy Banned 8:50 Hypnotist's Announcement

[@thehumbleebumblee]

Every second is worth

[@StraveTube]

Real MVP right here

[@jasondashney]

Thank you!

[@smallfry7304]

reading those words made my day

[@findout-YGO]

Thank you

[@dog2169]

I would love to just play this somewhere for everyone to hear

[@dominicanrepublicgrimreaper]

school

[@casbot71]

The trick is to *skip the into,* so it takes a minute for everyone to realise it's satire. I did that years ago with the _Bieber is a 51 year old pedophile story._ I played it on my phone (feigning shock) when my brother turned up with his daughters, including a ten year old who had tickets to a Bieber concert. "Did you have the radio on in the car?… … So you haven't heard the news? What news…, here I've got the news report on my phone, that'll explain it best". The older sister and her dad were crying trying to hold back laughter so they wouldn't give the game away, while I'd had time to practice my concerned look. And yes, I've also pretended _warhead atomic sours_ were a regular candy and offered them some. It's teaching important life lessons.

[@BomChickyBowWow]

I’ve actually done that at my work and not a single soul noticed. I manage a retail store and in the very center of the sales floor we have a Bluetooth speaker atop a shelf. Whoever is managing at the time may use it to play background music. I played one of these and no one said a thing.

[@colleen6341]

i played the news segments out loud at college doing laundry and my friend asked why i was listening to the news

[@HVACSoldier]

I posted it on Twitter.

[@jbizzle4922]

You know the world is going crazy when satire is literally insane.

[@r2dezki]

It's harder and harder to make satire these days.

[@GuitarsRockForever]

What do you mean insane? The reality is crazier.

[@GuitarsRockForever]

@glacier1982 I think it is the other way round now. Reality is satire of Onion.

[@dac518]

@glacier1982 less people would have been hurt or injured if the first few rioters were instantly combusted into ash.

[@bobrianfo104]

I think the state of Florida alone is way more absurd than anything the onion could ever think of

[@polariaosu]

We should raise a Kickstarter so The Onion can start making satire news stuff like the old ones again.

[@zapkvr]

Well then, off ya go!!!

[@calebmon]

Reality is satire

[@Supoxone]

it happened

[@FictionCautious]

When satire sounds more sane than the immediate reality, you know there's something wrong or broken with the world

[@mazadancoseben4818]

Things have been crazier for some time now

[@kazi1]

@@mazadancoseben4818 yup

[@wako1576]

@@mazadancoseben4818 Ya, but the Onion's satire becoming half true while still ridiculous puts it in perspective how far weve come.

[@DanMc-it1yk]

​@@mazadancoseben4818 neighbor drank nail polish an put head through window

[@teeth6209]

Forgot this was the onion for a second

[@Somewhat-Evil]

When it becomes difficult to tell the difference between network news and satire you know your in trouble.

[@supasquid6698]

@@Somewhat-Evil it’s amazing and horrible

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Yeah what’s sad is that there are a lot dumbasses who believe their stuff as fact

[@icel8828]

The screen isn’t even hiding it anymore the fact it’s the onion

[@thehumbleebumblee]

@Ice L You know people don't even look anymore lol

[@k1llertoad]

I wasn't looking at the screen and a ad about how cardio doesn't burn calories came up and I thought it was part of the video

[@fairydustmatcha5864]

i hate that ad lol

[@CRRNCRW]

That ad is everywhere, and it's like 2 minutes long...

[@chonker9228]

They don't?

[@Justin-pd8io]

@@chonker9228 It does, especially stuff like running, swimming and skipping rope. Of course, it all comes down to diet whether or not those calories will stay off. I haven’t seen the ad but it’s probably just another dude trying to make a living off shilling a false/harmful narrative to self-conscious people.

[@websterri]

@@chonker9228 It does but it's so minimal its practically worthless. Weight training burns SO much more it's not even close. Weight training actually burns calories 24+ hours after you end the workout, and it makes your body just naturally burn more energy every second of every day. Cardiovascular exercise does none of that.

[@nikolajw.2098]

I feel bad for Onion. They can't make stupid news anymore cause the real news is already too stupid.

[@freshfrozen7612]

why are they no longer uploading?

[@nikolajw.2098]

@@freshfrozen7612 wdym?

[@freshfrozen7612]

@@nikolajw.2098 im asking the reason why they quit youtube

[@nikolajw.2098]

@@freshfrozen7612 COVID restrictions made it hard for them to continue on KZbin so now they use Twitter a lot more instead

[@tailsprowerfan2729]

@@nikolajw.2098 twitter sucks

[@crelos3549]

The majority of my family doesn't understand english so they think that I'm watching actual news

[@sychocfj]

That's fucking great.

[@DinIsSoCool12]

you're living in heaven

[@eybrr8928]

A man of intelligence

[@hackernews5280]

😆😂😂

[@starlegends3092]

XD

[@insertnamehere9180]

Breaking news: The Onion is cutting itself and now we are forced to cry

[@pandamonium7170]

that's why everyone was crying on the ground like babies.

[@whiteybulger9537]

That’s gay

[@insertnamehere9180]

@@whiteybulger9537 And nothings wrong with that, right?

[@whiteybulger9537]

@@insertnamehere9180 Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve

[@insertnamehere9180]

@@whiteybulger9537 Adam Eve with weed

[@vincebasada5935]

For those wondering what’s happened to The Topical, it’s final episode has just aired on Apple Podcasts and some other major podcast platforms. The announcer has confirmed as much on his twitter, and the episode solidified the shows end. It had a good run, and it seems that the shows end is not due to any animosity between the creator and The Onion. It was a good run, and while I’m sad it’s gone, I’m glad that it existed and helped revitalize the channel, even if it was only for a short while. Goodbye Leslie, your satire and commitment to journalism will be missed.

[@Maw0]

Wait- The Onion is gone forever?

[@securitybureauagent3714]

@@Maw0 no, it still has an active twitter account and the website is still getting new articles

[@Maw0]

@@securitybureauagent3714 But what about this channel?

[@securitybureauagent3714]

@@Maw0 well it's probably over indefinitely

[@Maw0]

@@securitybureauagent3714 Aw...

[@logiconlyzone]

I get all of my news from The Onion. The most trusted news network in the world.

[@DIN0911-]

Good man.

[@pinkfurret6245]

Don't you mean in the solar system? Alien lives matter.

[@DrMFoster7]

The Onion is literally owned by The Clintons and has been since 2016.

[@logiconlyzone]

@@pinkfurret6245 You are right. Cant forget our Alien comrades.

[@logiconlyzone]

@@DrMFoster7 Makes me trust the onion even more. I can wake up each day knowing at least there is one news network we can really trust.

[@cammriggs]

and just as mysteriously as he appeared, he was gone

[@greatsol2444]

I only watch The Onion. Everything else is Fake News.

[@czpokeblade2839]

I agree

[@nerdothn892]

Yeah

[@weswhitman7424]

Yup

[@Kromiball]

Yay

[@endingsky8271]

Yeh

[@carlosa5416]

This is it... the final breath of a once glorious empire of satirical news reports. A quiet death, a forgotten memory of a channel that we used to know

[@PrettyBitchLuna]

🥺

[@odealianaffairs9001]

a graceful death nonetheless. Glad i got to experience this phenomenon of comedy.

[@gortvargaming6390]

Sad

[@luzherrera4463]

I hope their last article goes something like this "The Onion goes bankrupt as Reality presents whackier stories" so they retire in all glory.

[@cam7505]

what happened? just realized i havent seen a new vid from them in a long time.

[@theanarchist4312]

in this day and age, the onions articles are probably not that far off from reality

[@mazadancoseben4818]

More real than reality

[@KonpakuYoumu2003]

I dont know any toy that has an Frickin BFG installed

[@adderalladmiral]

I thought this all the time when the easy bake ovens were banned

[@ordinary_magician]

You unlocked an old great memory of mine by reminding me that the easy bake ovens were a thing, thanks

[@Oceangirl_505]

They were banned? I think that I still have mine around here somewhere 😉

[@adderalladmiral]

OceanGirl 505 yea some idiots stuck their hands in the bake shaft

[@hotaru8309]

Yes. First you could touch the heating element because it was open. That was bad and the ovens were recalled. Then they were remade and rereleased with thin long slots to put food in and protect any bakers. Some jerks worked very, very hard to get their fingers in there; it was *not* an easy task and had to be intentional and taken a great deal of force and maneuvering. Almost two inches from slot to oven with one inch not being very hot, but having an awkward shape that made entry difficult and several warning printed onto the oven itself. So the ovens were recalled and removed for a few more years. They are currently available until some other idiot undoes some screws to get their hand inside the oven, then I'm sure they'll be recalled again.

[@kayleyraemusic]

That is so sad! easy bake oven was a childhood toy essential when I was a kid. What’s next, silly putty & lincoln logs?

[@bprice7505]

OMG, I am just finding this news network, and consider myself a news junkie. I live on CNN and MSNBC, but I think I have found a new home with ONN! Truly refreshing to find a legitimate news organization that begins with a vowel.

[@RomanumChristum]

Lol

[@Z_emily]

sorry but there dead

[@PerrenialMillennial]

"Killjoy Bastard #02" Holy shit you damn savages. xD

[@n3lis94]

Thinking the shards were, quote: "candy". To me it seems quite impressive to quote a kid that was either dead or suffocating by the time this question was asked.

[@cinnamonsunshine9653]

They're the number one news channel in the world for a reason :) they know how to get the info!

[@trianglean806]

Necromancy

[@milkman2591]

Damn I was really hoping this was going to be a skit

[@Tricia_K]

Same!😞

[@chrismercer5418]

I am getting comments about how I should donate to their Patreon from people for saying they should do skits again. I am not going to support something that I don't find funny and that's a shell of how good it use to be. The skits were amazing. These are just low effort podcasts or something.

[@chrismercer5418]

@NappyHeaded Niglet I would rather wait for her crap arguments then explain to her why she is dumb, at least I can have fun off that lol.

[@Tricia_K]

@@chrismercer5418 The *real* Onion of old was great - the newsroom skits were my favourite, and surely wouldn't be THAT difficult to start making again? But I'm with you guys - I'm not going to give anyone my money on a vague assurance that they MIGHT start making videos again, and I'm certainly not paying for podcasts that are nowhere *near* as funny!

[@Tricia_K]

@Thot Patrol USA Actually, I believe they could quite easily - just as a fr'instance, all the Newsroom skits were just one person behind a desk, maybe switching to an OB reporter? I mean, if the rest of YT can do it, why can't the Onion?

[@preshooes]

and when the 2 million people needed them the most... *they vanished* .

[@ianbryant]

KZbin commenter struck with absolutely new, unique idea for joke about the onion's satire no longer being satire

[@sforbesgocka]

99% of onion comments.

[@skyler3469]

What are you talking about I am still looking for these comments to laugh at them

[@mr.alkenly889]

The onion fell off the face of the earth when satire started picking up

[@BigMastah79]

Those kids are so selfish! I can’t believe the AUDACITY of them!

[@Rubyofthedead]

Those kids really were incredibly stupid.

[@bush2239]

This is just in: Lesley Goes Postal And Starts Killing People Like A Total Ass.

[@maddycarbuncle7567]

I miss the studio-shot videos, but the voice-acting in these episodes is astounding!!

[@JamesBuggemo]

Who would have thoight that this would be the last piece of content that The Onion would put out? I lived in Madiosn the year the actual print paper stopped circulating, there was a literal candle light vigil. Rest well, old friend. This world doesnt know what it lost.

[@catboy9066]

Sad they just do a static screen with narration instead of their old videos where there were actors and props and actual stuff to watch

[@RACCorpStudios]

Yeah I miss their old type of videos

[@captainnemolostintheocean1652]

@@RACCorpStudios give them enough money, and they'll be back

[@mr.jakeoflash8884]

I think there trying to fit in with modern news(such as npr)

[@Daddy_Grimm]

@@mr.jakeoflash8884 its also because of budget issues, sadly.

[@AdrianOkay]

with half a million views I'm pretty sure a proper manager or accountant can pull off some mid budget stuff

[@BowzaaComedy]

My grandma died today and my favorite was when she would read me onion articles when I was little. I thank her for my sense of humor. Thanks for being great 👍

[@Uncle-Cookoo]

Was she murdered?

[@giocosovelasco]

@@Uncle-Cookoo WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT QUESTI--

[@jamadir]

Im sorry for you, seems like she had great taste.

[@pastafarianpanda5731]

@@Uncle-Cookoo What the hell?! I know this is the internet but have some respect!

[@pastafarianpanda5731]

@@giocosovelasco So sorry for your loss.

[@yohannbiimu]

Why didn't Leslie attempt to hypnotize us with The Onion logo, rotating side-to-side...side-to-side...side-to-side...side...to...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

[@f.b.i3579]

Nice pfp

[@thinglet2478]

When you awaken it'll be as nothing has happened but I shall be in complete control of you. You will do anything I say. Now awaken!

[@plasticballs]

BACK AND FORTH-

[@braindeadgaming808]

Probably one of the least satire onion shitposts

[@runed0s86]

They actually have atomic vaporizer guns in DC. They are big microwave guns on trucks, and while they don't instantly vaporize people, they do basically drop crowds of people for a few hours at a time.

[@Mephiles343]

@@klam77 from what i heard from a buddy of mine's step dad,They are giant riot control microwaves basically,They are said to give a feeling of being uncomfortable,Yet by like a shit ton,Best way i can describe it

[@Mephiles343]

@@klam77 correct,So fucking useless,Humans seem to be real good at building shit they'll never use XD

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

KinderEggs got banned in the US because of a handful of stupid dead kids.

[@trashmammal9203]

@@nuclearcatbaby1131 when?

[@sonicinajarvauntedspeciali7245]

Lowkey how I feel when toys are banned because of young kids not being parented properly. I know this is the onion. But ffs the kinder egg got banned in the US because kids were eating the toy. Meanwhile in Canada and many other places, they still sell with no incident

[@necronwarlord9188]

This is more because of American entitlement that they were banned, they were getting hurt because of bad parenting but it was banned because the parents didn't want to take responsibility

[@mint7442]

Yeah the problem is shithead parents not the kids tbh

[@rescuerex7031]

I think the Kinder Egg came from a technicality in the food code rather than actual danger

[@buttfart7123]

Aw crap. I never got to eat a kinder egg :(

[@BaldTorment]

@@buttfart7123 they probably got unbanned cause I still see em in gas stations, even if they were, you aren't missing out ob much

[@RoaringMind]

It would be nice if The Onion came back to KZbin.

[@shawnhartmann4581]

I love you, Onion. Please don't go away. It will make the small dog I keep in my microwave sad.

[@Wyi-the-rogue]

Microwave small put him in large oven.

[@casbot71]

WizCo just needs to have three extra warning labels on the packaging.

[@enderquotary392]

the title is making me *vERY* exited

[@chaitrak.s3943]

💀😂💀

[@EJ-rl4ir]

Why?

[@chaitrak.s3943]

@NappyHeaded Niglet exactly lol ...why not? @EJ

[@EJ-rl4ir]

Cause the title is about 3 dead kids? Not really sure what's so exciting about that lol

[@qtulhoo]

If you exited, you should come back!

[@yourmom-qf4oe]

The sad thing is I wouldn't be surprised if some kids actually were dumb enough to do this

[@krystalfan]

the onion 2008 -2013: pitch perfect parody of news journalism 2014-mid 2020: "orange man bad" "yes" late 2020-present: gta radio station

[@TankEngine75]

I missed 2008-2016 onion

[@hometownboy6537]

Apparently The Onion is officially dead. Such a goddamn pity, I LOVED this. It was always funny and brightened my day, especially with the whole Putin execution bit. It had a wonderful life and a great run, now it is gone replaced by our real news which makes even the most satirical thing they created look sane. Goodbye The Onion we will always remember you.

[@navyreviewer]

Still love the bill, and the Mac wheel, the Nike Fitbit, so many good memories.

[@robinplays86]

ONN is very much still a thing i use their website a lot

[@navyreviewer]

@@robinplays86 I did not know that. Thanks, I'll check it out.

[@phdonme1]

@@navyreviewer Fuk'n, Mac Wheel. The biggest solution for a problem we never had.

[@leighbelk769]

Actually it’s still funny. They just only have budget for VA’s and their TikTok’s, which are still really funny.

[@craytonstoelzel]

The onion hasn't posted anything in over a month, I miss the only news source I can trust

[@horminmangfi5653]

Same

[@Wina_Wina]

Same.

[@craytonstoelzel]

@@joseh.749 I don't have it, what did they say?

[@djdee6386]

@@craytonstoelzel they have a twitter and a lot of other stuff too.

[@SteveWiIIDolt]

The Onion is the only news source I can trust.

[@zandermacintyre6879]

“That’s a HIPPA violation if I’ve ever seen one” is an amazing line to say casually right after someone openly breaks patient confidentiality

[@XenXenOfficial]

Next video idea: "Should America continue to utilize their overwhelming amount of Spiders?"

[@hiimryan2388]

I'm sad the onion can't make news crazier than actual events...

[@ArtieArchives]

The Onion needs to make a comeback and rival the Babylon Bee

[@ForkLefts]

Yes

[@generic840]

The babylon bee is waaaaaay too predictable, they are not even sligthy more clever than the average twitter political cartoonist

[@katzea.a7880]

@@generic840 reminds me of the difference between Filthyfrank and his whole fanbase who barely got the satire from it and only got the dumb behaviour

[@generic840]

@@katzea.a7880 do i remenber you of that or ya mean the babyloon bee?

[@EM-hq7hv]

I love the onion. Please keep the endless laughs coming.

[@miguelsalazar1059]

We are not ready to go on into the real world without the onion

[@martinwest6400]

Yes but what if we start a go fund me and reamp. This channel so they have a big budget

[@ryandelsignore2861]

“Brutal but it sounded like there wasn’t much brain to hemorrhage in there anyways” 🤣

[@ericsmith-pl9sn]

The Onion, only a layer of its former self.

[@mariacarlagonzalez5517]

This sounds like a translation of my ap Spanish exam mixed with a quirky British tv show pretending to be a documentary

[@coulddooooo]

I don't buy the theory that the Onion is bad now because the 'real news is too dumb' - I think there are still angles if you're savvy. Such a shame they clearly have zero budget now - and even seems odd that they used to make such well thought out and produced videos pre social media critical mass when so fewer people were getting their entertainment online

[@Awesomejosh12345]

i wish it was actual video like they did in 08-12 instead of a podcast thing

[@roblue5470]

@Prodidgious Chicken Stories i guess they don’t have the budget

[@EliasWolf77]

Imagine if everything from our modern media is lost and the only proof of our history was this video

[@dimthecat9418]

Imagine if on April fools they reported on actual news (Filthy self-promotion incoming) If anyone cares I make videos of my cat Dim and he’s pretty cute

[@kollchris91]

how could you tell

[@dimthecat9418]

@@kollchris91 did they actually?

[@NoobKillerTM]

I wouldn't notice it

[@Ch4pp13]

They'd write it in their style and none of us would notice.

[@dragoned7685]

One year they have a made up story on April fools and trick everyone.

[@MossyMints44]

The onion news station has literally just been pulled into the realm of Cthulhu.

[@25lighters91]

Maybe even worse, the realm of Sha-garoth, the infinite one and frequent misser of timecard punches

[@MossyMints44]

@@25lighters91 Oh Sha-garoth... Theme song begins to play

[@bobbybingo4506]

I miss when they had full on newsrooms with cameras and everything.

[@SekiberiusWelkesh]

Next up: Car runs over 5 kids, should we ban gasoline?

[@2lazyt378]

I remember the first time I bit the onion. Fucking wish I could find my dumb comment again.

[@supremecalamitas342]

we miss you, please come back

[@jenstannen9522]

It’s been 4 months since the last the onion video, i’m starting to get worried

[@DebF124]

This would have been epic when you had the newsroom broadcast 10 years ago

[@rookie9309]

And when the world needed him most. He vanished...

[@Dylanianalex]

Now this is non biased non propaganda quality news this world needs

[@conoba]

You don't use neutron laser indoors. You never get the stains out of the carpet.

[@cr7fanatic164]

When the world needed them most, they disappeared...

[@zyxyuv1650]

It's the end for The Onion. The Onion has been made obsolete by reality. In this new world beyond 2020, any story The Onion attempts to publish will be outdone by a *real* story.

[@lindafoxwood9091]

I remember that toy - I do not suggest sitting on one and pulling the trigger; I sit can not sit; I like to stand - so shut up.

[@FOWST]

We need the Onion now more than ever. Please continue making serious news.

[@asumiluna9066]

we need the old onion back :(

[@NovaAge]

That reminds me of how Pokemon got banned here in Turkey because a kid threw out his phone with the image of Pikachu open on it, then jumped out to sit on it, screamed "I choose you Pikachu!" and died. I don't think I need to explain what is wrong here. Edit: I just rewatched it, yeah this was 100% inspired by that.

[@Austin96322]

Are they not uploading anymore?

[@robertgrippo0211]

Ya seriously what happened to the onion

[@ethanyiu491]

@@robertgrippo0211 they were probably raided by de FBI.

[@robertgrippo0211]

@@ethanyiu491 for what lmfao troll.

[@ethanyiu491]

@@robertgrippo0211 Exposing GOVERNMENT secrets.

[@placeholderchannelname9111]

the voice of leslie price said this would be the last episode on twitter

[@aortaplatinum]

The Onion can't be found on media bias charts because it's so truthful it wouldn't fit

[@Frostydog1793]

I so wish this was how the media actually handled these kinds of events.

[@spencersholden]

Where has the Onion gone?

[@xzznnn845]

You can see their Twitter, they're still active there, not sure what happened to their yt channel though

[@jamesg1425]

This was the first article I ever read on The Onion like a decade ago. I also fondly remember the feed bags.

[@sriharshacv7760]

Hey Onion, please make those news videos. We absolutely love them.

[@tubecrazy3000]

Why did they stop uploading :(

[@uicosole]

remember the headlines at the end of the old newsdesk skits that showed for a few seconds before the video ends? feels like these are just those

[@martinwest6400]

Yes but what if we start a go fund me and reamp. This channel so they have a big budget

[@forevergreen6198]

Man I'm glad I didn't get eviscerated. Oops, I mean boy those guys were wrong to do that

[@Rapscallion227]

FBI OPEN UP

[@sosaoutx]

*charges up vaporizer*

[@yesterday1396]

I miss the onion on youtube 😭

[@jockin]

I liked when they made mini-videos instead of just a podcast

[@noone-io4yj]

Ban kids and leave the toy alone

[@papertuxedo]

I've got a bad feeling we are losing the onion

[@artemischen4086]

Same😔

[@jknifgijdfui]

No the onion still goin just not on youtube

[@papertuxedo]

@@jknifgijdfui I know that, but in my opinion their KZbin was there best work

[@wertiaaudit5746]

I'm expecting a mass surge of censorship on satire content like this one day but it hasn't come which I'm thankful for . It's pretty dumb to hold good content like this JUST on KZbin and I'm glad the onion is on multiple platforms.

[@XenXenOfficial]

They make so many vague random videos that 95% of them will inevitably come true.

[@theyoutubeguy1]

1/10 comments: Good video! 9/10 comments: Hey, you guys remember making good videos?

[@charleyvidz]

Finally a trustworthy news service!

[@barack.obama.vev0]

This genuinely feels like a gta radio station

[@eavyeavy2864]

Not genuine then

[@HeebieKikeberger1025]

Is the onion dead? Did Univision kill it? Wtf is going on!!?

[@shelfless1676]

And when the world needed them the most, they disappeared

[@_sparkdala_]

They had to stop uploading because they realized real news was even stupider.

[@pahfucyfranfran1931]

What if The Onion is an actual news outlet in an alternate universe and someone who can jump between our world and theirs is uploading all these?

[@uxjosqxqo-28]

just checking…onion gave up 7 months ago…meaning we are 7 months into the fake timeline.

[@Aoz0901]

You probably have quite a few opinions about what's going on in the news cycle right now, but it's important to remember one thing: you're wrong. Here's why. To start, you're completely missing the point and everything you think is actually at odds with reality when you look at the data. In fact, you're nowhere close to being accurate. It's simple to understand when you stop for a second and actually look at the issues. Once you open your eyes, you'll see that you're wrong about each and every one of them, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. "But what about this other thing I heard?" No, if the past is any indication of the future, not only is there no chance that you'll ever be right, all signs suggest you will never even come close once in your lifetime. The only way you'll ever be right is to repeat everything I say word-for-word to every single person you know. Until then, you're wrong

[@uxjosqxqo-28]

@@Aoz0901 lol..ok boss. amazing how i get it all wrong, but you apparently got it alright..not narcissistic or sociopathic at all…learn to read a joke…wtf are you even talking about.

[@Aoz0901]

@@uxjosqxqo-28 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKHOgninbJqsZ5o

[@uxjosqxqo-28]

@@Aoz0901 no.

[@uxjosqxqo-28]

@@Aoz0901 stand corrected. i need to learn to read a joke😂😂😂check and mate..you win!

[@wukennylee4926]

There's enough audio content in this channel to make a GTA V radio mod auto updating with every new video

[@toqtie]

Imagine being a parent, reading the title, then seeing your kid on the thumbnail LMAO