NFT Dining Coming To NYC | Powerful Men Who Hung With Jeffrey Epstein May Soon Get Their Comeuppance

Stephen previews an exclusive new dining experience coming to New York City, and speculates as to which powerful men are on the list of eight "John Does" who could soon be exposed for alleged crimes committed with Jeffrey Epstein. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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[@mmartinezPhysics]

I'm sure Ghislaine won't give you up if you "wished her well" after she got arrested!

[@taritabonita22]

I stopped going to Starbucks after 9/11 when I heard they were charging for water at. Ground Zero!

[@spicyirwin5835]

Wonder how much they chg for covid?

[@taritabonita22]

@@spicyirwin5835 Lol

[@christinamartin9049]

But Starbucks has the best coffee... A caramel Ribbon Crunch frap with extra whipped cream and chocolate sauce with extra Oreo cookies on top is amazing. Also, if you've never had a triple baconator from Wendy's you have not lived.

[@taritabonita22]

@@christinamartin9049 Sounds delicious but I eat and drink to live rather than live to eat and drink! Just saying and no judgement here.

[@MrOx85]

@@christinamartin9049 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@lawrencereichard180]

I'm gonna pay $7,900 for a "membership" to a restaurant that can't spell "its?"

[@jojothetasmaniansassmonkey8866]

WHATEVER SASSY DUDE. YOU DO YOU

[@spshkyros]

Pro tip: If a bengal tiger smells you, do not run. Do not turn your back. Face her, and back away slowly. You might live slightly longer. Also, if the CEO of starbucks smells you, the same rules apply.

[@SqeakyToy]

Good tips, both of them.

[@brookswagstaff2967]

😂

[@LeylandR]

Funny!

[@Sarcastic_Asmodeus]

Caught a pretty bad case of Covid and the last place I went was a In N Out. A couple of days later that In N Out was closed because everyone had Covid. Guess I am gonna avoid Starbucks too. Screw that.

[@jeffheyer7783]

I think your first problem was going to In and Out

[@adamwhite2364]

@@jeffheyer7783 double-double animal style, toil and trouble

[@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121]

It shouldn't be so difficult for Americans to NOT buy overpriced coffee that honestly isn't even that good. Boycott Starbucks and drink better coffee.

[@spicyirwin5835]

Ur still alive! If u weren't vaccd more than likely u wont be able to even eat in heaven. Wonder how many they served covid to? God Bless & Stay Healthy! Love heaven & u dont even miss food there but....

[@christinamartin9049]

@@spicyirwin5835 You can't catch Covid if your fully vaccinated genius. Biden freaking said that shortly after elected but I bet your a Trumper huh?

[@amcmartin]

I put on so much weight during lockdown, my wife now calls me John Dough.

[@AC-os3yz]

HA

[@SpaceForceCommander]

The pornstar?

[@shotjohnny]

Your wife is a keeper. lol

[@Mercury-Wells]

Ouch 😄

[@mmartinezPhysics]

@@shotjohnny A housekeeper?! And, John Dough?! 🎶Bow chicka wow wow 🎶 😂😂😂

[@jayfolk]

NFTs are basically Buy a Star. money spent, but no authority to enforce it.

[@sherryleedavis995]

Good analogy.👍👍👍

[@user-dg9pu4pe9d]

Beanie babies

[@mahatmacote6478]

Starbucks has the WORST COFFEE! Why does anyone ever go there for it??

[@moravialaurich5423]

It's consistent, no matter where you go. You can trust it'll be bad.

[@jeffheyer7783]

Because it became trendy.. and we have very few coffee shops in Des Moines Iowa

[@kathryntanner9796]

True. I normally drink coffee black, but if persuaded to go to Starbucks with friends, have to have a cappaccino to disguise the taste. May be some marketing ploy to get people to buy more expensive coffees.

[@pixel_glitched]

"Trying to have it both ways" Been a lot of that lately. Boris Johnson, Manchin, Sinema...

[@pelosiseyebrows5673]

Wow, criticizing modern democrats in favor of communists. Manchin and Sinema saved your party. Look at Biden’s approval rating and you see why red wave set to take over House and Senate in 2022. Your obviously a freeloader otherwise you would’ve responsibly pointed to the stock market as to why Brandon’s Build Broke Better deal didn’t pass. Would’ve sent 🇺🇸 back to depression era.

[@christinamartin9049]

@@pelosiseyebrows5673 Biden is the most popular president in history and not a racist pedophile murderer like Trump. Get a wake up call.

[@christinamartin9049]

@@pelosiseyebrows5673 Trumps cultists stormed the capital one day and killed people then tried to take over the government but thankfully we're stopped. You support terrorists? You also realize that Trump is a satanist right?

[@pelosiseyebrows5673]

@@christinamartin9049 My Border Collie thinks more critically than you. ANTIFA and BLM terrorist riots did far more damage, like ruining small business, killing Trump supporters, and tearing down statues because a stupid criminal died of a drug overdose. The left and Pelosi are too blame for Jan 6th btw. Chief of capital arms Pelosi and the leftist mayor refused national guard troops after Trump urged her too prior to it happening. Finally, only person that actually died during Jan 6th was Ashli Babbitt shot unprovoked by a black cop. The only Santinist I see are the pronouns the lefty’s created. I know how much lefty’s loves there pronouns and they have pronouns for that! look it up.

[@pelosiseyebrows5673]

@@christinamartin9049 Biden sniffs kids hair and you’re telling me he’s not a pedo? Go and ahead and defend you’re kid sniffing senile president.

[@PhoenixHinds]

Once again, I am far happier being Canadian.

[@freedomlife3623]

Just hoping not too much of American craziness spill over here. We already have our 10% or so in Canada which is manageable.

[@PhoenixHinds]

@@freedomlife3623 I agree with you 100 percent. I mostly see the examples in Canada coming from the prairie provinces and Quebec. Which, unfortunately, is kind of expected based on more than a half-century of observation.

[@rzwitdauncut]

@@freedomlife3623 they will try. I hope Canada doesn't become like the US. Have you seen the news? Looks like America might be going to war with another country. Shocking. Im not fighting for this country. This country was to busy trying to regulate illegal medical practices on people. Building a unit wasn't there priority just in case stuff like this happened. Oh not to mention the classic racism that will never go away. Im cool with it. This ant my country. I just live here. America goin to war in 2022 is like a bully that bullied other kids finnally getting his azz kicked. Im not jumping in im just gonna sitting back and enjoy the show.

[@arunpharyn1404]

I wish I was Canadian 😖 I am so done with everything here

[@luketracey3269]

Did you take your manditory untested secret formula alleged sex offender vaccine ?

[@EinChris75]

I doubt that Starbucks cares a lot about it's workers. They always can get cheap resupply. Keep that in mind when shopping there.

[@laurendoe168]

They obviously also don't give a crap about their customers. If there's a list of the most "public facing corporations in the USA"... Starbucks has GOT to be in the Top Ten.

[@Poppa_Capinyoaz]

They care so little about their employees. they take out life insurance policies on them. At least they used to. It came to light a number of years ago, so they may have stopped it, but doubtful.

[@darrenbenson2606]

Never been to Starbucks. I can’t see spending that kind of money for bean juice.

[@kieranjaegar]

As if I would "shop" there.

[@jds6206]

I don't....shop there (Starbucks).

[@kristinnelson-patel442]

I think they must have meant “see food” inspired, since that’s all you can do with NFTs.

[@alexandresen247]

it's either a hot dog, or not a hot dog

[@michelerenea6477]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Good one!! Soooo true! 😂😂

[@lw3269]

My money is on Prince Andrew being one of the John Does. The Queen probably knows this is about to blow up.

[@yishnir]

Trump, Clinton, Bill Gates, the ex-Prime Minister of Israel, the English Prince.

[@sherryleedavis995]

I feel for the grande old gal because having read her biographies, I believe she devoted her life from 28 to this place in time to living a life of dignity and doing what she could to represent her station. That being said, I do not believe in nepotism and inherited position.

[@sherryleedavis995]

Her age at coronation was 18, not 28. Typo.

[@yishnir]

@@sherryleedavis995 You can actually just edit your comments... just click on the three little dots to the lower-right of your comment. That being said, isn't this queen the same one who said her employees should work for below minimum wage because they should feel honored to serve her?

[@smiller2044]

@@sherryleedavis995 the Queen was impossible to Diana and Fergie. I'm glad that late Lady Diana could show the Royals what being humane looks like. It's disgusting she didn't get her happy ending but Charles did.

[@rich1051414]

NFT is like paying for a certificate of authenticity on an item you do not own. Yeah, it doesn't make sense to me, either.

[@thisbushnell4824]

The self-styled "Royals" never fail to prove the ridiculous insanity of any claim to be the "Chosen of God" and the idea of the 'divine right of kings'.

[@TheSwordandPearl]

They're apparently ascended by the house of David

[@johnniemiec3286]

I'll bet the one thing that Flyfish doesn't flip on its head is the restaurant pay structure. Let me know when they get to that massive change.

[@emilytrace3670]

Andrew screaming at the maids about teddy bear arrangement sounds like a Mommy Dearest deleted scene

[@melgallardo2012]

Why is he not in jail, right?

[@gloomyblackfur399]

@@melgallardo2012 As far as I know, the criminal burden of proof hasn't been met yet.

[@ayoerk]

Bangsta Bears.

[@thisbushnell4824]

NFT promo sounds a lot like a culinary version of the Emperors new clothes from Hans Christian Andersen.

[@ericsprado4631]

Good one!!

[@OphiuchiChannel]

🙄

[@schachin]

Exactly

[@jackfirmin5814]

wow, yeah, I never heard that before haha. For real, that comparison...so brand new, incredible.

[@tesswinker2482]

Colleges Humor called them Beanie Baby Ghosts.

[@VoodooLegacy369]

Let the pedophiles be revealed so they may be punished in this life instead of the afterlife.

[@Sushi33312]

Their victims live the punishment every day in this life

[@beez1717]

Why not both?

[@TheRealGSmith]

Child abusers, not pedophiles. Very different group of people.

[@RobinChakravarty]

@@TheRealGSmith sounds like something usa today would say. don't let fox news catch you though.

[@phriedokra6158]

@@TheRealGSmith ok Dershowitz

[@johnnyb362]

Watching from Stephen’s home state of SC in an ice storm. We just lost power and I’m spending phone juice on the late show😅

[@amberbanuelos7053]

Phone juice well spent. I hope you get power back by the time you see this! Stay warm and safe out there!

[@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558]

Good excuse to buy a few power banks online, we have them for hurricane season... enough for 3 days for each device. Stay safe!

[@Nevertoleave]

Hope you get power back soon. Stay safe. Don’t light a bbq or use a generator inside to stay warm or have power, the omissions will kill you.

[@MgSc70]

@@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558 power banks?? Please explain what they are, will it keep a refrigerator going?

[@johnnyb362]

Thanks for all the good vibes folks. Power’s back on and everything is melting.

[@Rushmore222]

I wonder for how long the executives at Royal Family Ltd. knew that ol' Andy was a sick puppy and were actively covering up that uncomfortable truth.

[@phriedokra6158]

And the Pope knew the perv priests were being rearranged on the world map?

[@yosh7140]

Kids never went missing their parents would sell them That's why you had those creepy rich people like oh we don't like to talk about money U sk fk r u a doctor or businessperson pos human trafficking

[@judithgannon5642]

But hammered Diana and Harry

[@andresd6193]

Damn it , I’m going to boycott Starbucks. Oh wait a minute, I already don’t buy their overprice adult candy s****. 😂

[@vladimirseven777]

Cancelling something you don't even use is something new to modern "Cancel culture". Oh wait ...

[@andresd6193]

@@vladimirseven777 nothing to do with cancel culture or whatever people call that, I just don't see why pay $10 for a 50 cent cup of coffee.😑

[@cmdraftbrn]

@@andresd6193 thats filtered with a jock strap

[@taylordiamond]

Someone will do to Netflix what Netflix did to Blockbuster eventually. It's the circle of economy.

[@rob.scalioni]

Amen

[@AW-vi3df]

That’s it. I’m done with Starbucks. I deleted my Facebook and WhatsApp accounts. Bye bye bad businesses. I’m done paying for garbage from you

[@Mercury-Wells]

Good move! The facebook algorithm is designed to foment anger and division because furious people spend a lot of time online getting into arguments. They're deliberately creating as antisocial environment as possible for no other reason than to sell advertising and make money (using your personal details, which they steal and sell to corporations to maximise their greed...I mean profit)

[@ameliecarre4783]

I'm not holding the teddybear thing against Andrew. I had the same habit. When I was 6.

[@gus.smedstad]

It sounds like “Fly Fish Club” is saying the restaurant will be the opposite of anything you want in a restaurant.

[@farisasmith7109]

Starbucks coffee is always bitter. There's less expensive and better tasting coffee out there especially in NYC.

[@jeffheyer7783]

Exactly.. there coffee is always burnt or too hot when served

[@jeffheyer7783]

If you grind up their beans and make it yourself, it is 100 times better

[@farisasmith7109]

@@jeffheyer7783 That is true. I have done that. So all that coffee making training the baristas get is lacking something.

[@computerrodeollc]

STARSHITS

[@KokowaSarunoKuniDesu]

The BBC costs 159 pounds per year, which works out to $17.89 per month. It gives you an *enormous* number of TV and Radio channels, and has fostered some of the best UK Culture of the past Century.

[@Hopster1]

I stopped going to Starbucks years ago. It was when a cup of Tea was costing more than their outrageous coffee prices. Haven't miss it a single bit. BTW, That Jackson Pollack reference killed me. LOL!!!!!!

[@artbargra]

I'll never tire of telling how te absolute worst coffee I ever had was at a Starbucks. I made the mistake of ordering a black coffee - it was boiling hot, overheated (i.e. burned) and thin. An awful thing. This is because you go to Starbucks to have a beverage that has so much sh*t in it, it shouldn't be allowed by law to be called "coffee".

[@rightchordleadership]

@@artbargra I won’t even use a Starbucks gift card someone gave me. I’d rather throw it in the street.

[@smiller2044]

@@rightchordleadership maybe regift...?

[@rightchordleadership]

@@smiller2044 yeah I wouldn’t literally throw it in the street ☺️

[@vertderferk]

And, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to make good coffee. That is why I can't understand the prices paid for brown piss water...

[@jstnxprsn]

If I were stupid enough to throw that much money away on coffee, I sure as hell wouldn't buy at Starbucks now, or support any company that doesn't care if you live or die.

[@MrHodoAstartes]

Sir, that is all companies.

[@jstnxprsn]

@@MrHodoAstartes I don't believe that for a minute.

[@tobiramasenju6290]

Covid isn't life or death any more than casually driving down the street is life or death. What happened to my body my choice? I'm progressive and vaccinated. But this is getting out of hand.

[@grmpEqweer]

@@tobiramasenju6290 The week before last, we lost an average of 2000/day.

[@MrGamelover23]

@@tobiramasenju6290 the same reason we don't let you drink and drive, your body your choice but it's still illegal.

[@alberic15]

I have NOT gotten a Starbucks beverage in 8 years. Very happy with that.

[@BoardZzy]

How

[@taritabonita22]

Pete’s coffee is much better.

[@taritabonita22]

@@BoardZzy Lol

[@alberic15]

@@BoardZzy How? Easy, brewing my own cup of coffee at home. No lines, and doesn't cost an arm and a leg.

[@gamepapa1211]

Rich adult men with meticulous teddy bear collection maintenance = eccentric. Poor adult men with meticulous teddy bear collection maintenance = "Don't talk to that man, Bobby."

[@rosaliebent4833]

Meticulous teddy bear collection begs the question of what other 'baby items' he has.

[@nathanwood4762]

'meticulous teddy bear collection maintenance' is a phrase I never encountered before today.

[@aidankidd6947]

nope even the rich teddy bear freak would be a "Don't talk to that man Bobby." type thing. The poor bear freak would be less likely a known thing, as the number of people seeing the freak show would be less than a handful of house keeping staff that have been treated poorly for not putting the F'ing bears in the right spot. no I do not have a shit ton of stuffed animals on my bed, two large dogs no teddy bears. ; )

[@ericsprado4631]

Years ago in a genetics class a student asked "what is the difference between inbreeding and line breeding"? Instructors reply "when rich folks do it it's called line breeding. when poor folks do it it's called inbreeding". Pretty scientific right?

[@elishmuel1976]

"...you're going to eat with your butt and poop out your mouth, now who's hungry?" I spit my drink! 😂😂

[@FutureCommentary1]

There you go! You've got the second part down pat already. :)

[@PhillipReece]

I was eating cereal, now I'm coughing 😂

[@kevyak]

That scenario is an old South Park episode lol

[@dansmith5783]

I pay for super high quality coffee beans from a micro roaster (~$23/lb) and that is still cheaper than Starbucks. It comes to ($0.09/oz compared to Starbucks at $0.12/oz). My coffee is ten times better and is eco friendly along with the cost of gas so I’d say stop buying Starbucks if you care about your money and the environment.

[@SqeakyToy]

I want a cup.

[@FridgeChic]

What's the brand?

[@Michaelasin]

PlplO K MlMOlpi O L98

[@Michaelasin]

lml. L0p0

[@michaelflanagan1185]

Starbucks coffee suuuck. America runs on Dunkin baby!

[@andrewjarvis2678]

Its a good Friday when when we get a weekend Stephen Colbert.

[@Artista_Frustrado]

as for an NFT explanation: ok imagine Disney Faspass, but there is no ride & the line never moves. but you can sell the FastPass ticket by pointing at the Magic Kingdom... the line is not even at a Disney park

[@thethirdchimpanzee]

I predict that "NFT restaurant" will be the Fyre Festival of restaurants. Plus, WTF does "NFT restaurant" even mean!? It's just nonsense. Like saying you are opening a new "Blockchain Bistro".

[@Nevertoleave]

“Will you be paying in cash, credit, or beanie babies today?”

[@Shuizid]

It means a restaurant where... hm... you know how people can use fractions of a dollar to pay for stuff? The same is true for crypto-currency, where you can own and spend 0.00013 bitcoin if needed. So one could also consider paying with a fraction of NFT ownership - which would turn this already mindbendingly stupid bubble (NFT) on another bubble (crypto-currency) anto a collection of thousands of different bubbles for every seperate NFT, all with the benefit that their value is pretty hard to track given the shere volume. Can't wait for this bubble to pop and the state to jump in saving all the rich folks.

[@Studeb]

At least the mugs who become members just saved a fortune, as ETH has dropped more than a quarter of its value in the last week alone.

[@worldcitizeng6507]

Spending all that money without any food to fill their stomach! Adults playing pretend. I'm gonna stop paying in cash or credit cards, instead I'm going to pay by blue bubbles I just draw on my laptop

[@Tustin2121]

At least “Blockchain Bistro” is alliterative, and thus already superior to “NFT Restaurant”

[@lauriefrancisco1084]

There are MULTIPLE reasons to never again enter a Starbucks! I find it difficult to believe people pay those prices!

[@Vespuchian]

I find it difficult to believe they call that 'coffee'.

[@adventofnull]

@@Vespuchian I do like my sweetened beverage.

[@MaryAnnNytowl]

I don't think I've _ever_ been at a Starbucks, except for when the kids & I play Pokémon Go and I stop there to spin the Pokéstops, LOL! To clarify, I don't buy their overpriced ... coffee product. 😆

[@yashistampedes5849]

they have the worst tasting coffee..thats why they offer so many added flavorings.

[@WarRior-rn4kb]

YOU PEOPLE??? YOU PEOPLE???? you mean rich people like me? my people?

[@alwaysuseless]

8:20 Where is the band's usual percussionist, Joe Saylor? I hope he's all right.

[@Mercury-Wells]

I wondered that, hope he's ok. This new guy's got the chops, tho

[@alwaysuseless]

@@Mercury-Wells Agreed. The "new guy" is a band member. He usually plays guitar.

[@GoGreen1977]

The local Starbucks in my neighborhood have had so many workers out due to COVID-19 (tested positive and/or actually sick) over the past few weeks, I never know if they are open during their regular hours or not. I show up, and the shop is closed because of insufficient staff. I'd think Starbucks management would want to get a handle on that by requiring vaccines.

[@cloyettegrant3889]

Vaccine doesn't prevent you from getting covid. The amount of vaccinated are getting covid.

[@Aliyah_666]

No no no...its all about them gains baby lol....kidding but it is about their bottom line.

[@Zuraneve]

The Starbucks my partner works at is mostly doing okay now with regards to their opening hours, but they cut hours for their employees this month. I'm sure they're also complaining they can't get enough staff in. (My partner's hours were cut by over 50% the past two weeks.)

[@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558]

@@cloyettegrant3889 🤣🤣🤣oh stop🤣🤣🤣just stop, it tickles

[@cnunesoregon]

Same with all the Starbucks in my area. I never know when they will be open or closed. Sometimes while I am waiting in line, an employee will run out and put a sign on the menu saying they will be closing due to lack of staff.

[@lexslate2476]

When you hear NFT, think 'Someone is getting ripped off'. Because odds are someone is. The more you learn about them and the way they are used, the shadier they look.

[@charleswettish8701]

A new take, in the digital world, of a basic con game. A pyramid or Ponzi scheme dressed up in fancy new information age digs, just mowing down the SUCKERS.

[@MasterOfDarkness42069]

Lol you clearly aren't learning about NFTs, then. Sigh...one day you'll all understand.

[@MasterOfDarkness42069]

@@charleswettish8701 yeah, you don't know anything.

[@charleswettish8701]

@@MasterOfDarkness42069 Please spend all your real money on NFTs, you deserve it.

[@CloudsGirl7]

I'll never understand the idiot children falling so easily for the scam, too, and acting like they've caught on to some hip, new thing and calling everyone else slow just because we have developed at least *some* critical thinking skills. "Guh, you guys don't GET it! Being scammed is totally in now!" Ahhh, the sunk cost fallacy... Yeah, no, screw off, we aren't putting our money into your fantastical unicorn - go broke on your own, kiddos. 😂

[@petrab.285]

Re risking your life to get a coffee at Starbucks: you can get a home coffeemaker for 20 bucks, and it takes 3 minutes to make a whole pot. And with what you save you can put your kid through college.

[@angeline6477]

While I understand the sentiment, no amount of money saved from not buying coffee from a coffee shop is going to put anyone through any form of higher education. It could maybe, just maybe, buy a textbook

[@CloudsGirl7]

Makes me glad that a video game I've been playing - when having a random encounter with an overcharging barista - gives you the option to throw the hot coffee back in their face. (Except that the barista in the game was in charge of her own business - don't go harassing employees of Starbucks, some of whom might ACTUALLY be responsible adults and be vaccinated and wearing masks, because they don't make those business-wide decisions about pandemic safety. (Or in this case, shirking them...))

[@larrymosher5045]

Starbucks, doesn't care about their employees or customers, just keep selling their overpriced coffee.

[@traceh4693]

Seafood inspired food just means the fish you eat were once optimists.

[@heyheytaytay]

Some nut on twitter said that Tom Hanks would be on that Epstein list, and I laughed so hard at the absurdity of that. That's like claiming Mister Rogers was a secret old lady serial killer.

[@Mercury-Wells]

Oh, really? Then you don't believe in the alien shape shifter lizard people from space who command every govt and celebrity everywhere? You're Soooooo naive! Lol (this is sarcasm, btw)

[@Nevertoleave]

@Mr Owl Q-anon is probably Putin. Can you imagine the absolute DENIAL q-anon followers would have if it came out that it was Putin the whole time? They would be world class gymnasts for all the mental hoops they would jump through to keep believing they’re not being directly fed lies from Putin. Like he could stand there and go, “it was me, Putin, the whole time. I tricked you morons so easily.” And those q followers would scream it was fake news, the deep state trying to undermine all their freedoms and they’re to smrt to fall for such obvious lies. Like he could film himself from the start, every post, every step. And their fragile egos wouldn’t be able to take it, they would dig in harder and believe harder because they can’t face the idea that they’re being tricked

[@Info-eh4tv]

@@Nevertoleave Hail Putin, may he reign forever

[@Mercury-Wells]

@Mr Owl they pretty much have done Thanks for the tip

[@towlettepetatucci6067]

Lmao getting concerned about sbux employees n testing when the manager literally yelled at me for washing my hands because it wasted time, surprised we never had an ecoli out break lol

[@DeepThought420]

A Friday show?!? Thanks Stephen for the laughter today! We lost Meatloaf and Louie Anderson today.. I needed a laugh and can always count on you!

[@ChakatStripedfur]

Wait, Meat died? Shit. That dude will _definitely_ be missed.

[@DeepThought420]

@@ChakatStripedfur I love the profile pic that's one of my all time favorite movies! And yes unfortunately he did

[@Red-rl1xx]

Wow! I hadn't heard about Louie Anderson!

[@badnoodlez]

Anyone remember life with louie? Fuckin great show. That rambler...

[@jaeboogie2786]

Nooo! I didn't know about either dang 2022 is already sucking. What's crazy is that I'm at this moment eating leftover meatloaf.... man RIP to both those legends they surely will be missed 😢 💔

[@thekapiticoaster]

Just boycott Starbucks. The coffee is rubbish anyway...

[@drsuperhero]

There is a saying in Seattle. “Friends don’t let friends drink Starbucks.”

[@AlisonsArt]

McDonald's has good coffee.

[@ArcaJ]

I have been to Starbucks about five times in my life. Never again. Not paying top dollar for Covid.

[@mamaduck9370]

I'm at a loss to understand why anyone patronises Starbucks, ever.

[@MatthewPettyST1300]

It's been 4 years for me since last visited. I was falling asleep driving and had, just had to get some caffeine in me. I refused to say those snotty words "Grande" and just ordered a plain large house. only once before had I ever been there. We have 5 or 6 Starbucks in my small town here in Scotts Valley California. WHY? They just built a stand alone with a drive through right across the street from a Safeway which has one inside. A "Peets coffee" "Surf City" "coffee Cat" and an Independent drive through only all within 300 Yards of each other. I brew my own.

[@TheSateef]

bathrooms?

[@mamaduck9370]

@@TheSateef fair point.

[@AlexandarHullRichter]

It's easy, it tastes good if you know what to order, and they have drive-thru service.

[@mamaduck9370]

@@AlexandarHullRichter" it tastes good" is a matter of debate lol it's all prepackaged, highly processed, non-fresh food sold by miserable employees on starvation wages and the money spent at Starbucks could be spent supporting a locally owned business not a global corporation responsible for very ugly shopfronts.

[@Kay2be2mr]

Notice how staffers have said Andrew has a tendency to be awful to them. And that this has been happening for YEARS. Yet no one felt a need to say that there needed to be a bullying investigation opened up on him.

[@Elwaves2925]

The Royal household is tighter and more corrupt than the mafia. They will do anything and everything to protect their overlords.

[@MrNicknayme]

Stephen is really on top of his game in this one. Sharp and fast.

[@LeeGoGators]

"Hung with Jeffrey Epstein" is an interesting choice of words

[@timointrouble]

At first I didn't understand but I hung in there until I did

[@PhilBender612]

Hey Stephen when you're naming the people on the list for Epstein Island you forgot to name yourself!

[@DonPelo]

My favorite show. Funny, informative and interesting.

[@Yoshikaable]

I am so sick of hearing about NFTs. Can I opt into a world where they don't exist?

[@jeffheyer7783]

I mean realistically it’s just art, that’s digitally watermarked for all to see authenticity.

[@jeffheyer7783]

I’d be more concerned about Bitcoin

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Maxwell needs witness protection before she has an unfortunate “accident”.

[@fdrstan]

More like Particpant Protection.

[@tomservo5007]

she orders the 'accidents'

[@Aliyah_666]

@UCd2_eCIZdg9kav-2pmKzZxA Problem here is...not all could be honest forgeries occur. Not to mention how that whole arena has shady shit surrounding it.

[@jeffbaer5851]

As long as that "accident" happens after she names names (in particular, Dolt 45)? I'm COMPLETELY GOOD with it. Eager, even. She is the personification of evil, just like her overlord.

[@Itosalix]

"I saw it happen, Warden. She tripped, fell on that knife, got up and fell on it again. She did that five more times."

[@baddiss74]

That release by Starbucks was a perfect segue into manchin and Sinema lol

[@krishanks9025]

Love the comeuppance award!!!😁🌹

[@dougstubbs9637]

Stephen doing physical comedy, like a mime, is the biggest difference between the late night hosts.

[@J.5.M.]

That plus sharp political commentary. Yup! The only late night show I regularly watch

[@thehoneydeev]

@@J.5.M. me too!👍🏽

[@squalley]

Yep Yep 😁

[@saleemcarr9501]

Still a parrot for the lib msm

[@g0679]

@@saleemcarr9501 Trump is an avid reader. Milton and Joyce are his faves.

[@napalmholocaust9093]

I keep a laminated picture of the bones heaped in piles on my bed in the side table for the maids to know how to rearrange them. I know what you're thinking; that's a lot less creepy then stuffed animals.

[@Mercury-Wells]

Um...Are some of the bones from maids who got it wrong?

[@gregmark1688]

That Jackson Pollack joke was genuinely viscerally disturbing.

[@judithgannon5642]

And educational. Figuring it out.

[@rhesreeves5339]

Seafood inspired? Guess NFT stands for "no fish tonight!"

[@Shuizid]

Look, it's a restaurant with all the things you love about restaurantst, but also the exact opposite. So maybe "seafood inspired" means you are fed TO the seefood?

[@TheThird1977]

This is "not fucking trout".

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

Fun fact; There are 9000 Starbucks stores in America, plus 6.500 licenced stores. And there are 14,000 McDonalds restaurants. But they are both put to shame by America's 63,000 gun stores!

[@imstillawakeforever2975]

I see no problem with your analysis 🧐

[@Jordacar]

Also Subway. Add all the Subway stores in there too, the gun stores still win.

[@alexvaraderey]

A $4 coffee, processed chicken nodules and semi-automatic firearms - the American Dream!

[@kmarshirley]

There's more then 150,000 gas stations, so the gun stores have nothing on petrol stations. And in every city in America there are 4 mattress stores right next to each other. There's more then 16,000 in the US and I would guarantee most ppl would choose a mattress over a gun and more ppl own mattresses than guns.

[@krystofdayne]

Eehhhh I'm not saying America doesn't have a gun problem but that's not really a fair comparison. To get a true sense of the difference, you should ask how many _coffeeshops_ are there in America? Or how many _fast food restaurants_ ? Not just Starbucks or McDonald's, since you compared it with _all_ the gunstores.

[@AlisonsArt]

I rarely went in from the beginning. Stopped completely around 2005. This seals the deal. "Would you like a shot of C19 with your coffee, sir?"

[@williamgreer3398]

Hey Starbucks, we test at our workplace. Looks like your out and your competitors in for our business. We were certainly one of your best customers.

[@OthelloCyber]

Anyone using tech bro vaporware talk to explain their restaurant it's time to run.

[@lavelleklobes6561]

I love the mandate❣️I want my freedom to live ❣️

[@PhilBender612]

still feel that way🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@christopheroconnor7659]

Sorry, Ghislaine has said she’ll not fight to protect the names of a number of John’s and you think that’ll lead to a similar number of comeuppances? I think it just as likely it’ll lead to a solitary ‘suicide’…

[@sirmoonslosthismind]

killing her wouldn't accomplish anything. the court already has the names. she's saying her lawyers are going to quit fighting the disclosure of those names.

[@youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850]

I'd say spilling the beans now is the only thing that will keep her safe. Taking her secrets to prison will get her killed.

[@DoctorProph3t]

Her information is already a matter of court records, killing her now would be pointless. Queen Liz already gave us one of them, she knows and stripped him of his titles before the shit really hit the fan.

[@derpderpus6075]

Ghislaine about to get Epsteined.

[@derp8575]

We don't even know if she's really in prison. May we visit her?

[@KJ-oon]

Today was a sad day, needed this. Thanks. ♡

[@jbyanx]

That's so irresponsible of Starbucks...the Supreme Court actually is to blame to give these people an easy out; this is crazy.

[@rocksfire4390]

it's only a easy out if people allow it to be. stop buying their crap, problem solved.

[@kristn6513]

Red Cross isn't excepting vaxxed blood, UK is closing down Vax clinics, the over 400 athletes that have died in the past 6 months... I'm not trying to argue, but I have doubts about the safety of the vax

[@malcolmxxx86]

Is it irresponsible to their workers of someone who is vaccinated and masked and walks in for 5 min and leaves with their coffee?

[@saleemcarr9501]

@@kristn6513 Thank you

[@g0679]

@@kristn6513 Catch and spread, Genius.

[@joselopez-kx3sm]

man i have a bad feeling each one of those bears represent a victim of his.

[@helensteve2817]

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[@MaryAnnNytowl]

Glad I never go in a Starbucks - now, more than ever! I don't care for their . . . coffee flavored product. 😉😄 I'm not coming within a mile of getting any NFTs - with my luck, a freaking EMP would hit right here and wipe out all of them I'd collected, so... yeah. No thanks. 😄 Besides, I don't want to find out what "inspired by seafood" means, anyway. 😶 Hang 'em ALL out to dry, Ghislane! Every freaking one of them! Thank you, Stephen, for giving me some smiles, when they're so very rare for me, now.

[@kenbrown2808]

*burnt coffee flavored.

[@smiller2044]

Ghislane is likely trying to benefit from no longer protecting the identities. As for hanging out to dry... think she just doesn't want them to enjoy life since she can no longer...

[@ericsprado4631]

Starbucks isn't even coffee....

[@kurttuchscherer7706]

Isn't it odd how facing 65 years in prison will suddenly reverse your loyalty ethic.

[@bajojohn]

I wonder if Andrew's teddy bear collection are his trophies from Epstein.

[@youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850]

The London tabloids called him 'Randy Andy' in his youth. That old rogue has tilted a skirt or two in his day. He and Epstein were made for one another. How many more young girls did they defile?

[@jaimicottrill2831]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

[@becsterbrisbane6275]

That NFT moment is just SCREAMING for something from Covington House!!

[@ursaltydog]

Well, I will not be visiting starbucks... too many good coffee shops around here..

[@pamelatimmins1055]

Interesting to hear who those eight john doe's will be. We can name a few already and Stephen just did. So funny Stephen.

[@ToniGlick]

Guess I'll be boycotting Starbucks now. Luckily, I live in a city with multiple other overpriced coffee shops.

[@AlexandarHullRichter]

I used to go to Starbucks frequently. The only reason I haven't been to one in a while is that I now live in a city where the overwhelming majority of coffee shops are independent mom and pop shops. They all make really good coffee, and I like most of them better than starbucks.

[@glendaburton903]

Have a relative that works for Starbucks and he caught covid. The whole family had it. We’re all vaccinated so everyone fine but his manager wanted him to come to work anyway since he had at that time only taken a home test and that wasn’t acceptable proof to them. He didn’t go in and went and was tested next day and positive. They wanted him to work with covid!!

[@zezmerelda240]

glenda-- they do this with nurses, too!

[@grainnesehring3337]

Bastids!!

[@AlexandarHullRichter]

He should have gone to work, and handed out a note with every coffee saying that he had covid and was asked to come in and work anyway. It's more than likely it he was not the only employee of which such a request was made, so raising awareness among the customers would be beneficial as he was probably not the only one there with covid.

[@fenrisunchained1926]

Hypochondriac

[@jackfirmin5814]

thats why we need unions.

[@douglashenry6996]

I shudder to think what were the "correct" positions those teddy 🧸 were supposed to be placed in.

[@Poppa_Capinyoaz]

Paying for a meal with an asset class is laughable. Do you currently pay for your groceries with your house?

[@angelammathews82]

You can use your house to put up a bail bond 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@Poppa_Capinyoaz]

@@angelammathews82 Apples and oranges, Angela.

[@Alexxxx_01]

And then he is on the list...🤦🏻

[@angelcastro3129]

NFT = No F@*king Thing. You nailed it when you first Described it on your show while offering an AFT and it was Hysterical LOL

[@louhaglind1613]

Forgot Starbucks. McDonalds has the best coffee, and it’s cheap, too!

[@charleshanks6186]

make a pot at home put in thermos.. ahhh good old jamaican blue mountain

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

With all the incidences and issues involving racism and Starbucks why would anyone assume that they aren’t right wingers to the core

[@jeffheyer7783]

Yeah Starbucks treats their employees like shit.

[@TimsFoyleHeadgear]

That delightful laugh!!

[@dianeglynn8606]

If I actually drank Starbucks coffee I'd be boycotting it.

[@alextobada2797]

They coming for you colber

[@reachtrita]

Colbert is hilarious as always! Best host!

[@sakibear4478]

So does “seafood inspired” mean that “chicken of the sea” will not be on the menus? Maybe the announcement of Netflix fee increase has something to do with the $100+ loss Friday’s stock price (over 20%)?

[@jeffheyer7783]

“Wait I don’t get it , is it chicken or is it Tuna?”

[@seviregis7441]

New flavor of coffee at Starbucks: “Cinnamon Covidamon” I like the new segment....they didn’t come to save Maxwell, so she’s going to give them up. Right-O

[@famousgoldentouch]

Thanks for so many Fridays with your show lately Stephen/ CBS 👍🙏

[@Smuelaham]

CHS otherwise know as “Columbia Broadcasting Syndicate”

[@GaryGyarados]

I love the "jab" at Paramount+. The streams of "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" have TRACKING LINES. It is like watching a bootleg recorded off cable twenty-five years ago.

[@catalot]

Starbucks can believe in the spirit and intent of my decision not to enter Starbucks anymore.

[@cachecow]

When you said the Queen stripped Andrew ..... I'd have to say I cringed .... in a very British way

[@Mercury-Wells]

Brits know from cringe

[@tinstrings6312]

So now you can go to Starbucks and get a dash of nutmeg and a cough of Covid added to your coffee. I'm glad I drink Yorkshire Gold tea. It's perfectly balanced.

[@rhabdob3895]

Is that a slang word for piss?

[@averywho6430]

Honestly, I haven't ordered anything for myself at a Starbucks in like 7 years. Their coffees are way too over priced and it's not even that good to begin with. Any coffee machine at home could make the same thing, if not even better. Starbucks just makes money cause people are lazy.

[@asmith8692]

My nephew works for Starbucks, fully vaxed, but has been exposed to Covid at least once a week by coworkers.

[@AlisonsArt]

Grotesque disregard of public health. Beware of those carrying Starbucks cups....