Nice Car Mate

[@quickshifter1725]

"Nice one man, nice one.. Your car is shit!" hahaha

[@ScentedCandles14a]

That 10:14 moment when his monologue about loving London devolves into swearing at the bus... timing was just poetic.

[@Symmetrys]

Trolled that audi so hard haha. Bet he drove off loving life. Oh dear.

[@Doorito_]

Andrew Trigg nice one man👌🏽 you’re cars SHIT

[@MegaShanes1]

You should become the new presenter for Top Gear.

[@WolfHeathen]

+MegaShanes1 Sounding like Robert Webb probably helps.

[@normadicsoilder]

+MegaShanes1 better than chris evans

[@MegaShanes1]

Hell yes he is a Muppet alright and that Matt Le Blanc my god top gear is f___ed.

[@driftR1011]

"You got a funny face.....you look like a apple" hahahah

[@matt160177]

Are you Robert Webb in disguise?

[@jonnymcqueen4179]

Yeah David Mitchell is on the back and they're off to meet superhands ;)

[@slimpyjones2706]

+Jonny McQueen Super Hans* ;)

[@jorgemtds]

I'm also a cyclist and I would in fact ride on the extreme left road, like you advise. It's much safer. It's a question of probability!

[@The_Wildfish_]

jorge santos isn’t it illegal to cycle on the motorway?

[@spicy110]

Firstly thank you! secondly screw you im not disabled....anymore! just a bit stiff! ;-) 3-4 weeks and im back! lastly I would have loved to grab that crutch but I had hand surgery so my grip is non existent! and what is palming at it going to do! lol

[@royaljordanian]

Save your sanity and take a right into Savile row and get into Soho that way :)

[@Sabian-]

To be fair Baron, at 10:14, you can see as the second bus enters the yellow box zone, the exit is actually clear, its only once hes in the box that the little black van in front of the first bus stops because of the taxi that is pulled up on the very left, which causes both buses to have to stop suddenly. Yes I know, its easy to judge after the event on video

[@Sirmellowman]

dude when you were talking about how you missesd coming into london and then that buss just parks right in the middle of the intersection and you freak out i fucking lost it hahahah omg

[@sierragolf1074]

'I actually missed London... *HONNNNKKKK* thabk you fucking bus!!!!

[@Decstasy]

I always ask me the same... how does your work? In germany: Red - Stop Yellow - It will be red in 1-2 seconds Green - you can drive

[@AlexGreenwoodUkulele]

I am a HIGHLY keen cyclist, and I agree with Baron here with that cyclist at the start. A bit of a daft move, when he could have been safer. Defend your rights on the roads, just don't take the piss like this...

[@pinocchiomediam5055]

Was it Mike Van Erp #cyclingmikey ? as he is known for cycling like a twatflap

[@azoo1]

i love all the little 'cuts' in your videos, basically where you forget what you're saying or cant get the words out :P

[@mattjamesgillett]

All of @BaronVonGrumble 's videos smashed in one public holiday. Great videos!

[@butnooneshome]

I once saw a bus (full of passengers) pulled over by a bike cop who was in the process of writing out a ticket. Nice.

[@duosonic391]

Baron, I have loved watching your vlogs, rants, bike evaluations, cross continental treks and track days for months, since I got my first bike back in the summer. But now I have even more to love, b/c I too have a couple of old Sciroccos, a '77 mkI and a '87 mkII 16 valver, not that I would say mine are Chavy (sp?).

[@policeblue999]

1:40 BaronVonGrumble, this is the best 3 seconds of internet I have ever watched, and I love you for it.

[@spicy110]

Are you saying your length=girth? Round!! lololol

[@randomgaming2079]

"That's like a big wedge of cheese." Hilarious Man you had me in tears 😂

[@RideMyFeathers]

I only just subscribed and I have been in stitches ever since. Keep up the great commentary!

[@jradoffroad]

Ten years ago my roommate had an 84 Scirocco. It was a beater, but i used to love driving that car. That's funny, they do look like a Dalorean. :)

[@jimbo80982]

"You should not enter any hatched area bounded by a broken line unless it is safe to do so" Spot on with SOLID boundary hatchings though , innit!

[@fatmikecj]

The only thing that keeps me going is the knowledge that entropy will eventually render all humanity's efforts pointless as the universe cools and shuts down. Merry Christmas.

[@MichaelCaine1]

6:53 "i dont see any problem driving on the wrong side of the road"

[@gutplucker]

Best line..."oh look at this Genius"

[@WolffangXV]

6:10 - comes to a stop at traffic lights next to a police van; "I'd like to have a race with someone..." I like your style Baron ;)

[@qwertyismymom]

how have I not known about this channel yet, so awesome :D just seen 3 videos and loving it already!!

[@StaxX73]

Just finished watching all of your videos today, Loved them! And a new sub for you. :)

[@Nuclair72]

when you said that you were planning your holidays, I KNEW it was going to be Spain xD

[@Minkieminkie]

Welcome back Baron, missed the sound of the beauty ;) can't wait to hear more hilarious rants! from your friendlt 125 ride! P.S. what are your thoughts on the new law change for younger riders, pretty peed off that i cant ride on the fxr 400 i have :(

[@yodagoat]

"Just because you're allowed to do something doesn't mean you should do it." Baron, never a truer word spoken. Well said mate.

[@DoctorSkyway]

Baron would be a perfect addition in Gentlemen's Rant ! Nice holiday plan !

[@TheHusky9]

I love how the start of your videos begin all joyful and cheery, and then the MOMENT you get within a few miles of London, the blood in your veins turns to lava hahah

[@DopeeJamm]

i have been trying to figure out what it is about your videos that keeps bring me back to watch more. its your extremely sarcastic comments and randomness :D keep it up Mr.G

[@JackSwatman]

I feel so privileged to have watched this! When are you going to Barca?

[@BikersBitz]

Dude, I swear your me but in a different life and body, at the same time, the more I watch, the more I fall in love with you hahahahaha

[@streetgangtm]

I had winter hand control bags on my sport bike once and was out in the country. Passed a woman and proceeded to accelerate to about 130, then somehow my kill switch got hit and moments later she passed me as I'm sitting on the side of the road furiously pushing buttons under the bags. I know she was probably thinking some really self righteous thoughts...

[@AnotherHerring]

I think I have actually cycled on that bit of road (indeed, raced on it, if you call time trials racing). But that was at 6 am on a Sunday a couple of decades back. I'd certainly use the service road unless it was very very shit (like some are, full of diesel, potholes and people ducking in and out, dropping you back on the main road for awkward junctions). Generally more unpleasant than unsafe, though, with very good visibility - it's sliproads and roundabouts where you get SMIDSYed.

[@barrkel]

Red = no stopping, single yellow = no parking at certain times, double yellow = no parking at any time, but stopping / loading may be permitted in certain circumstances (e.g. max 40 minutes)

[@MrDsylexia]

You're footing the medical bill Baron, you had me in stitches!

[@EpicNyanCat924]

I bet he could buy a way nicer car from the mods he did on his cute little woman's car.

[@barrkel]

When are you going to Barcelona? If it's April or later, I wouldn't go down the coast if I were you - I'd take the opportunity to go over the Pyrenees. Go through Llivia, Puigcerda, and down the N152 / N260 to Ripoll, and then to Barcelona. Check the condition of the passes for snow beforehand of course; by late April, they should be clear though.

[@spiceytaco95]

How did you ever break your leg =P? Never did catch how you did. Love your videos they make me laugh right outa my chair haha!

[@twowheelwillie]

VonGrumble, your videos are great, crack me up every time. lol When you planning your Barcelona trip? I'm planning to do the same this year.

[@vinnip12]

That realistion in the beginning 😂

[@ACXR6]

hahaha laughed my a** off at the "why are you looking at me" rant hahahah

[@TCRSreloaded]

haha the end was the best. "I've missed London... OH FUCK OFF FUCKING BUS" looool

[@Trinith]

The wreck that totalled my 98 VFR (was hit by a deer..) happened about 4 miles after passing a guy on a 2 lane twisty road with no shoulder. While going 65mph..in a 30mph limit. Was good fun. Old guy actually stopped to help me collect bits of the bike. He looked relieved when I told him what actually happened, and that my speed wasn't a factor. Then he told me he was a rider himself and my passing him made him wish he had his bike. Was all pretty funny at the time. :)

[@DocMacGuffin]

ah, the joy of waking up on a cold and wet Sunday morning to a freshly brewed up of coffee and a new video from the Baron. woo!

[@snakeies66]

certain states allow lane splitting, but usually it's under certain circumstances.

[@myncicyclediaries]

Excellent bit of Grumbling, I'm doing Hereford-North Spain, maybe Italy if the Babyblade makes it that far...In the spring.

[@Thomsonicus]

Nice holiday plan. I'm going to Stambul, always wanted to ride the Transfargrasfan, or whatever it's called. Can't wait :-)

[@ZeCanadianGuy]

Today on internet comment etiquette

[@macayamum]

love you're vid's baron. you really sound like robert webb. lol merry crimbow mate.

[@TimpBizkit]

Why is it that post vans are the most likely vehicle to pull out in front of you? I've noticed that myself.

[@mr.suazolaboy]

hey buddy, another great motovlog. what kind of editing system do you use for your videos?

[@Griftah1]

I live and grew up in London and I am uncannily like this guy. Everyone pisses me of just to the point I want to swear at the but not punch them.

[@SKEPGFX]

Same lol, someone would be a fucking moron if they just dropped a biscuit haha

[@gav240z]

I think that's just a normal intolerance for idiots, for which there are an abundance all over the world.

[@SKEPGFX]

It's really just the environment, people piss you off for un-expected reasons...

[@ROYALstraightFLUSH22]

i love the fact i recognize almost all those clips

[@twindrags1]

1:25 Audi TT RS 8J with a Rieger body kit, I got one of those in along with the kit for painting and assembly this Friday. An orange one :P

[@ultimatekick1]

great vid, as always. However, i have to inform you, that by mentioning your holiday its now officially your duty to document the WHOLE trip with your camera and microfone and produce a biiiiiig loooong "Baron On Tour - The Movie" film :P just kidding :), ... but i would love you for doing that :P greetings from germany, where the weather is appalling as well -.-

[@timmo3351]

Also no filtering past moving traffic I think, though its okay if its stationary (I found out the hard way after filtering past a slowly moving panda car).

[@Goodstegosaurus]

Thought this was the A3. I live just down the road from here. Keep your eyes peeled for a loud abnoxious Silver Opel Corsa haha. It's no where need as bad as the TT though. Just had the black parts colour coded :) I'll try and catch you on my dash camera too

[@tangomoggy]

I see you hung well back from the AddisonLee driver, which is obviously the safest thing to do, whether they are working in London or driving near where they live...! Yes I have had a life-endangering moment with an AL cab near where I live. It included a pinch-point chicane...! (MGIF, brake test, cut-in)

[@dazzelya]

I stumbled upon your channel second vid so far and I must say you are hilarious. Subbed. :)

[@jwhitt070]

we had that slow race when we was training for our bike tests, the last one to cross the entire carpark was the winner.. apparently it shows good bike control

[@ScatmanScotty91]

Love your videos dude, was you high making this video? you seemed to go a bit mental halfway through this compared to other videos :)

[@DannyKhoo89]

I feel your videos are better than others in a sense that they are funnier to watch this entertaining... But seems like not many appreciate it

[@gabrielseite2153]

There are so many astons in London people tend to get used to them unless they are supercharged V12 of have a different paint job. Don't get me wrong I love the Aston. Its a beautiful car :)

[@Al-vv9on]

My favourite youtuber for a chav impression

[@SharpblueCreative]

So I'm not the only one who spotted that a Scirocco has a passing resemblance to a Delorean. Wasn't your car an 80s or 90s Porsche? Anyway great to see you back on form and doing what you do best - taking the piss. Fantastic stuff.

[@sneakywoolcarpet1341]

"Nice one man, nice one, your car is s#!t!". Love your comments Baron! Greetings from a Norwegian rider :-)

[@oscarmuffin4322]

"What is that? Coming out? No you don't, Please pull out." Now I get the gay play with Fagan.....

[@ivobondptbe]

two of my favorite motovloggers: BaronVonGrumble and ParisianZee

[@TheEditStyle]

This video was made on my birthday By the way CONGRATS 50k

[@RadlingtonBosh]

Mate you'll love the Millau Bridge it's amazing. Make sure you go down into the town and then up to the observation point. Road up to the observation point is a nice ride as well so there you go, sorted!

[@123vemund]

'' umm.. that was a red light there, young man!'' VROOOOOOOM!!!

[@VinnyZf]

The old Sciroccos were gorgeous! New ones are nice, but old ones are much better.

[@pearlygti]

Couple of things, firstly what was the car you refer too?? secondly I plan to ride from Suffolk to Torrevieja in a few months too! its gonna be awesome...

[@VnVCHA0Z]

I found your channel by sounding just like you, i was taking to a friend and he said you sound just like baron von grumble. subbed to mate.

[@Maxim0W0lf]

5:38-5:47 My parents often do that in the car ("there a lamp post with your name on it!") and my dad is called Derek haha.

[@ufewl]

i note he cut the video about the cyclist when he said "he could have joined here.." bet it turned out he could not join there. I doubt cyclist was on the main road unless he had to be. 0.53

[@thefridgeman]

0:33 because he is FKING armstrong, that's why. Plenty of them also where I live. Spandex and belies or ribs, pain in the ass to overtake on busy 2 lanes and then you hit a red light and they overtake you again (on the fkin right I might ad) so boom, you have to take it from the beginning.

[@ScotlandDroneImaging]

"Just because your allowed to do something, doesn't mean you should " I had gybe same small laugh as you

[@OriginalSleeeepyhead]

Do you often go round Roehampton/a3 way? I've never seen you about? i drive a k1 Gixxer.

[@SixRustyNails]

Double denim is literally that, wearing denim trousers with either a denim shirt or a denim jacket

[@fraggle13]

Any chance of a super long video driving to Barcelona? I would sit and watch every second =D

[@cisium1184]

The later 1st-gen Scirocco, with the 1.6L engine and the 5-speed, was a very nice car and quite reliable. I'd rather have one of those than a DeLorean. Unfortunately they tended to rust.

[@SkyRocket159]

Another thing is that sometimes bike lanes where cyclists are supposed to ride are in a really bad shape and/or it's dangerous to go on that, but motorists especially cars can't know that. Some infrastructures are made for slow cyclist but as soon as you're a little faster this becomes a real problem. I currently live in Belgium and some of what I see sometimes are real aberrations...

[@maidstoneonbike]

As a cyclist, I'd say that although he has every right to be there, I personally would try to avoid roads like that. However, for some ultra-serious cyclists, dual carriageways are the best way to train, due to length and good surface.

[@SkyRocket159]

As a cyclist, I can respond. This happened to me one time, I entered this kind of road (even a bigger one) by mistake, I didn't saw any sign, and when I realized it it was too late. I was finally happy to get out, after a few kms. So please stop assuming right away that cyclists do that to annoy others road users or that they consider everything is allowed to them, this may be true for cyclists with not a lot of experience ...

[@TbfmediaTheYellowPeril]

You can go across the hatched markings, it's only if they're bounded by an unbroken white line that you can't (then they're treated like double whites). Technically though, you should be indicating when you pass like that, but most people don't as they're concentrating more on not getting killed.

[@TheSarcasticEngineer]

Mountain bikes don't have engines. Every bump in the road, every curb, every shitty patch is our legs powering over it. Some, on not so fast roads, take the simple option of just riding on the road, it's less taxing on a long haul ride.

[@OrcaGT]

Wow a track day on Catalunya is going to be amazing! I hope they let you mount a camera somewhere for some footage! I think that and Laguna Seca are my favourite tracks of all time :)

[@exildur]

Nothing like a BvG video to wind you down after a long days work.

[@lucahooligan46]

i know you said f1 circuit, but do you know if you will be lapping on that layout? or you be able to use the motogp layout?

[@KillenSebbe]

Macau, Malawi, Malaysia, Malta, Mauritius, Montserrat, Mozambique, Namibia, Nepal, New Zealand, Pakistan, Papua, New Guinea, St. Vincent and Grenadines, Seychelles, Sikkim, Singapore, Solomon Islands, Somalia, South Africa, Sri Lanka, St Kitts and Nevis, St. Helena, St. Lucia, Surinam, Swaziland, Tanzania, Thailand, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Uganda, US Virgin Islands, Venda, Zambia and Zimbabwe also have left handed driving.

[@KlemzeTV]

When I got my moped license I became aware of the fact that it was legal to cycle on roads all day, been blocking lanes for entertainment for some time now with my friend "cyclist" crew and it's hillarious.

[@grumpybstard974]

Stumbled across this vlog and it actually stopped me wanting to be grumpy for a while. In fact I thought I was Alice in the looking glass for a minute, as your vitriolic outbursts reminded me of me. :)