Nice Guys Finish Last

[@TaraMooknee]

I have to say though it's kinda great that these guys so loudly proclaim how nice they are because it instantly tells me to *run*

[@uh1564]

Ahhh! Love your videos💖

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

i love you Tara

[@LuckerStomp]

They have a big sign sticking to them saying “I’m toxic, come date me!”

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

"I'm not like those other guys" statements also help in the early alert system :-/

[@waterbasednutrients]

omg hi tara

[@nagitosgreenjacket4272]

I came across a “nice guy” once. He would rant to me about girls that were lesbians and said stuff like “They only like girls cause they haven’t met a nice guy like me yet.”

[@SupraMan38]

oh good god

[@myasmith1820]

🤢🤮

[@00imz]

jesus how do these people actually exist

[@kiamichelleee.]

There was this boy in my interior design class and he said “Some girls have that lesbian phase” and it pissed me off so much. Like nigga?!?

[@kriti_30]

I'mma throw up

[@alexandra.shepherd]

i love how people, especially homophobic or racist people say that "it's their opinion" like. no, richard, basic human rights isn't something that is debatable.

[@yoshifage4985]

nice pfp

[@alexandra.shepherd]

@@yoshifage4985 you as well.

[@user-fe8rh9rg7j]

It's always a Richard

[@StargazinGummybears]

Also opinions can be....wrong. I can be of the opinion the sky is magenta, that doesn't mean it's correct or valid.

[@shadowstar7388]

I'm not disagreeing with you or trying to cause conflict. I'm just wondering if you consider free speech a basic human right? I don't like racists, homophobes, etc. any more than you do, but I believe they have the right to their opinion, even if it's objectively wrong. They have the right to say ignorant shit, and we have the right to debate them, counter their arguments, or educate them. Do you believe free speech is a human right?

[@anastaseeya]

“I’m bi too if it makes you feel better. Cause bi men can’t be misogynistic lol haha :)” - fixed it

[@ddjsoyenby]

"i'm luring you into a false sense of security i'm quite dangerous actually :)"

[@eloisemae1325]

jgjhjgj

[@hukihuki4135]

I must admit I feel safer around bi men though, the ones I met have less toxic masculinity than the average guys and it's refreshing

[@anastaseeya]

@@hukihuki4135 that’s very valid, most bi men I’ve met are also like that. You’ve just gotta meet the right ones 😂

[@saanvik4898]

@@anastaseeya yup fs

[@megan7506]

These “nice guys” are more angry at women for choosing “shitty men” as opposed to being angry at the men being shitty

[@sagorikaroy3505]

Got their priorities backwards

[@angelkingsley5299]

They aren’t mad at those men, because they are those men🥴

[@obievergreen3771]

Or putting that energy into being the opposite of those "men"

[@rabiespuddings1735]

Exactly if life is so hard being a "nice guy" you should be a lot more angry at the men giving other men a bad name then you are the girl that rejected you because she understandably didn't trust you.

[@VultureClone]

@@angelkingsley5299 They are those men, only way, way uglier.

[@ratthatsmilesback7772]

It’s always the “nice guys” that turn into raging sexist trolls when you refuse to give them your number

[@noor-tb8ue]

It WILl LooK like I'm a simp!1!1! Or desperate!1@1!

[@ratthatsmilesback7772]

“Fine…leave me like everybody else😔”

[@SPACEBRAlN]

plus they think that a girl being nice to them automatically means she likes them

[@frankabjh674]

Rip why did that trigger me

[@ddjsoyenby]

the reason girls don't like them is they know they're probaly serial k1ll3rs in the making.

[@lilh0tp0ckit56]

I love how "nice guys" either start talking like an edgy anime villain or think of every incoherent insult that comes into their head when rejected

[@SupraMan38]

theres no inbetween, wow you're good

[@ddjsoyenby]

"this world has rejected me too much"

[@eilir_adron]

@void Omfg 😂

[@lilacghoste8366]

Thanks bro, you destroyed my likeness for anime villain....

[@lilacghoste8366]

@@ddjsoyenby I heard rejecting lower humans IQ scores actually. Rejecting, like being rejected by job interviewer and etc

[@manofmagic1803]

the friend zone isnt real, if she doesn't want a romantic relationship. She doesnt want one. Dont just stay friends in hopes with scoring. thats creepy and shows ur only being her friend so you can try and date her. Yall are friends.

[@SupraMan38]

INEFFECTIVE PREDATOR

[@manofmagic1803]

@@SupraMan38 YES lol

[@larag3747]

Guys who complain about friendzone, never were friends in the first place, they just act like friends in hope the girl eventually liked them

[@cakepopsicles3760]

A guy tried to do this with me after I told him that I wasn't interested in him. He pretended to be my "friend" and that sucked :/

[@ЗояКалайджиева]

this reminds me of a reddit post that said how these girls have it worse and are 'fuckzoned'. I agree

[@5am_nightmares]

These are the people who hate sex workers, but try to buy a girlfriend with basic human decency... Sigh

[@cherry2619]

i can'ttt there are so many men who treat sex workers like shit and as inferior humans yet they jack off to them and just treat them like objects its so gross

[@ayl9261]

yeh like, at least give the girl something of actual value and that is actually useful instead of your fake niceness if you wanna buy one so hard

[@therealfirelord3359]

Because sex workers have agency. A strong woman scares weak men. And they have had sex with more people than the "nice guy" so they're intimidated lmao

[@NO-kc4xb]

@@cherry2619 EXACTLY. Omg the hypocrisy of these dudes is insane. They also hate OF girls for using simps but gladly watch porn for THEIR pleasure, putting money in the porn star’s that they hate oh-so-much pockets🤦🏽‍♀️. Everything for their pleasure is ok, it’s only an issue when a woman benefits from it (in this case $$).

[@lemonandsweettea]

Literally. Sex workers probably get so much hate from these guys being like "omg save your body for a nice guy like me" or something.

[@aniram.6079]

One time at my old job, I was crying a lot to myself in the break room, and a coworker came by and said “you’re too beautiful to cry” and I just looked up and said “bro, my grandmother just died” and he replied angrily “Jesus, can I not call you beautiful?”

[@kate2late91]

I'm so sorry that happened to you. One time I was literally in the psych ward at the hospital after attempting suicide and a random worker there asked me why I was there and told me I was too young and beautiful to do that...like fuck why is that important at a time like this? We exist to be more than pleasing to the male gaze.

[@aniram.6079]

@@kate2late91 wow. It really is disappointing just how fucking stupid people are

[@justalostlocal]

Jeez that really sucks. Some men love to blur out their unsolicited opinions about us then act angry when we don't appreciate it. Like dude, keep it to yourself.

[@SailorOrbiter]

Oof. Reading this legit made me want to vomit. The absolute lack of social skills, and self entitlement.

[@pm6127]

I don't know why laughed at 'my grandmother just died' part.. it felt like it's from Jimmy Carr standup.. Sorry for that.. hope u r doing well

[@hannahcantrall06]

The “nice guys” obviously don’t know how abusive relationships work either. People that are abusive act nice to lure their victims and then eventually scare them into not leaving while the victims think they’re overreacting or “oh well he/she/they love me, so I’ll stay” it’s very hard for people to get out of abusive relationships and it’s so fucked up to say that the victim deserved the abuse they got

[@micnik3573]

So true

[@obievergreen3771]

Thats why they blow up the moment they don't get what they want

[@therealfirelord3359]

Ironic that the nice guys try to lure women into relationships by "being nice" but are actually misogynistic af, so they use the same tactics as the abusers they refuse to blame. "Well if you dated me I wouldn't hit you ever, I promise :))))" turns to "she deserved to be abused bc she wouldn't date me" waaaaaayyyy too fuckin fast.

[@peskypigeonx]

@@therealfirelord3359 because they *are* the abusers

[@nesser52]

@@peskypigeonx true

[@kalilach.vtuber4065]

Remember, if he's truly nice, he doesn't have to say that he's a nice guy.

[@jbalvinmomsbiggestfan]

actions speak louder than words 😻

[@SupraMan38]

yes :D

[@wheein3923]

My ex would always say that and now he's homophobic and fatshames girls because girls are all the same

[@jbalvinmomsbiggestfan]

@@wheein3923 i-

[@kalilach.vtuber4065]

@@wheein3923 I'm so happy that he's an ex now. You dodged a bullet there omg

[@ρσασυ-ψ5γ]

*Guys who call themselves the “nice guys” are always the worst guys: summary of the video*

[@Wx.amelia]

EXACTLY

[@noor-tb8ue]

It explains the whole video thank you now i dont need to watch it

[@AlexWolf1203]

omg facts

[@TheSIeepingTitan]

I'm not like other girls: nice guy edition for only 1.99$

[@ρσασυ-ψ5γ]

@@noor-tb8ue Your welcome however you wont always find nice girls like me so i think that you should take advantage of this offer im giving you

[@calliope8048]

The comparing themselves to the joker is a red flag in and of itself honestly

[@SupraMan38]

LMFAO YA

[@marinarasauce7203]

Yeah, like, "Me and the Joker, we're pretty similar. We like dancing AND abusing our girlfriends!"

[@weezerfan1232]

....hehehehehehehehe..... did you know... None of these men are TRULY joker.... I am...

[@lilacghoste8366]

Joker is more liberal and "gay" than these nice guys lmao

[@weezerfan1232]

@@lilacghoste8366 joker is not a liberal she's an anarchist lmao

[@ComfyCatNya]

I like how these people are always like “I’m so nice. Also abuse victims deserve abuse” like?? They contradict themselves in the VERY NEXT SENTENCE

[@markybanjo4788]

My boyfriend would say that victims of abuse deserve it if that's who they picked to date or whatever but I convinced him otherwise by talking about Ted Bundy who was infamously charming but a murderer so like no, it's so hard to determine if someone is truly good or if it's an act lol

[@ComfyCatNya]

@@markybanjo4788 thank GOD you helped him change his perspective.. I’d say that’s a green flag (instead of a red flag lol) that with new knowledge he changed his idea for the better =)

[@twiggledowntown3564]

@@ComfyCatNya I've never heard of green flag before.

[@twiggledowntown3564]

Where did you come up with that?

[@lemonqvartz]

@@twiggledowntown3564 green = good red = bad, like street lights for example

[@Moon_Eater]

Being nice does not make you entitled to a relationship. You should be nice to everyone by default, regardless of whether or not you find them attractive. ‘Nice’ does not equal ‘romance’ and it’s unfortunate that some people think the bar is that low.

[@ddjsoyenby]

the bare minimum ;D

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

The problem is the world is cruel... Makes people bitter and even evil sometimes... largely just based on luck... Hard to fight that problem... But you fight it anyways : )

[@pluto3194]

Yeah it always surprises me that so many people are nice only to get things outta people. Like, just be nice to people for the sake of being nice to people.

[@grizzlybear2702]

Its best to assume they are not attracted to you.

[@cthulhu7156]

"you should be nice to everyone by default" boy if only everyone did that. probably asking too much from people tho

[@RonnyBoy504]

“how can you be a lesbian when guys like me exist? i’m so nice.” -actual conversation i heard when my friend came out to the dude who had a crush on her.

[@obievergreen3771]

I think lesbians must exist BECAUSE guys like him exist

[@TheCoolCryptid]

@@obievergreen3771 YES

[@ayl9261]

I had a friend who knew I was only into girls and yet confessed to me 4 times in the timespan of a year, the 4th time I rejected him he told me I was a heartless emotionless bitch, and yet he came back after months without talking just to say how bad of a person I am, I'm confused to this day

[@idontlikeanime1578]

@@ayl9261 throw him away

[@ayl9261]

@@idontlikeanime1578 lol we don't talk to each other it's been a while now dw ^^

[@ayl9261]

"ineffective predator" is such an accurate description of these dudes, if it weren't jail ticket, I bet a lot of those would actually become predators and that's scary as fuck :)

[@eMorphized]

Maybe we should keep that predation is a crime a secret, and arrest people discreetly, so that we don't have to deal with these people later.

[@iniyama]

"once you hit 30 it's basically like you don't even have a uterus" boy do i wish this were true, would save me a lot of money and surgery

[@lauratroy13]

Same. I never wanted an uterus but doctors won't sterilize me

[@vernyulkisasszony4708]

I had a classmate and her mother had her when she was like 40, so that person doesn't know what is he talking about.

[@iniyama]

@@lauratroy13 same, I'm slowly getting there in age so they're taking me more serious but it shouldn't be this hard

[@leofromstatefarm2629]

My mom who had me at 31:👁👄👁

[@kate2late91]

Wait so you are saying I can't just yeet out my uterus after I turn some arbitrary age? Damnnnnn

[@shinigami7392]

I remember when I tried to date a "nice guy" once. The end result was I fell in love with my girl best friend and now we've been together for 5 years😂😭

[@flamebunny6511]

Aww that’s so sweet

[@username_adrien256]

Okay, that really sweet but I can’t get over the absolute DESTRUCTION of this man’s hopes! He is probably pissed and I love it. 😂

[@samhitasv4067]

Best plot twist

[@linagreenlyfe6705]

Modern problems sometimes require sapphic solutions

[@lilysiandaza4296]

"I can tell you haven't slept" Dude, stop calling me out like that, geeze

[@SupraMan38]

sry i have to

[@ines1084]

@@SupraMan38how rude of u 😒

[@nukiradio]

There is a pattern with guys and compensation. "I'm so straight" = I'm insecure in my straightness "I'm so hung" = I'm not that endowed And "I'm so nice" means...

[@ddjsoyenby]

"i'm a v10l3nt angry borderline psychopath"

[@eMorphized]

Not to mention the pattern of people driving the largest trucks possible when they don't need them, to look tough without actually acting tough. If you wanna look tough, drive a Yugo on the highway.

[@2-d_in_a_bag]

@@eMorphized pickup truck drivers 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ shit drivers a lot of the time and they rev their engines like their poor trucks ate too much taco bell. i call them the "smol pp car"

[@nickspeelman9174]

@@eMorphized Whenever a dude in a way-too-big truck guns his engine or makes some other aggro display I always shout "sorry about your penis!"

[@exist4046]

@@2-d_in_a_bag I swear not all pickup truck drivers are like this lMAOOOOO- (my dad has a pickup truck but he actually uses it for carrying wood and shit that he uses at "the gay horse farm" as I shall now be calling it because eVERYONE SEEMS TO BE GAY EXCEPT A FEW PEOPLE)

[@trustymccoolguy32]

starting a sentence with “so this one time on tumblr” never ends well

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

So this one time on tumblr I met the person of my dreams and everything worked out great ever since! Still waiting to hear that one lolz.

[@maimtubeTV]

you know if someone starts a story with that it's gonna be some wild terminally online shit lol

[@scarletsapphic]

The only time I’ve been on tumblr was to find the bug ass image

[@-luca-8945]

it scares me that there’s like real people walking around and have this mentality..

[@Lol-zk1fw]

Fr.

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

Nice guy here, Luca. I just liked your comment just now. Don't you appreciate how nice I am that I did that for you just now? How awesome am I, right? You better give me sexual favors in return or else it's true that girls only like mean guys. Your move! lol jk of course.

[@Lol-zk1fw]

@@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 GN ☝️😭

[@-luca-8945]

@@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 PLZZZZ this made me laugh way too hard

[@imnothere577]

@@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 JAKAJ LMAO NO STOP😭💀 IM GETTING PTSD FROM “niCeGuys”

[@thereebstir9572]

I feel like "nice guys" are the guys who would tell me that I'm not aromantic, asexual, I just haven't found the right guy yet, thinking that they're gonna magically change my sexuality.

[@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo]

I haven't experienced this yet but boy oh boy can't I wait for that to happen:/

[@melicaban4606]

HE'S BACK. NOT IN BLACK, BUT HE IS BACK.

[@Delaneyisbraindead]

Watch, next video, it’s Back To Black 😂

[@AlexWolf1203]

Omg xD

[@raidenmira9916]

What

[@chuuchxn4643]

@@raidenmira9916 he’s always wearing black in his video and today he’s in pink

[@_jj_offic1al_]

@@SupraMan38 blackpink👀✌

[@coelacanthropology]

Hello everyone I would officially like to take this time to come out as cisn’t

[@SupraMan38]

thank you for your time

[@pinruihuang8463]

same

[@witheredguy13]

happy for you ❤️❤️❤️

[@soothingbreakdown9878]

I like ur pf!! Hadestown all the way

[@expressobeanmilk]

Im proud of you and i just wanted to tell you are valid and nobody should tell you otherwise! 😊💖 also, that pfp - I've been obsessing over Hadestown recently since it's about to go back on broadway in a few months :D

[@crypt_exe7027]

I think these guys took the song "Nice guys finish last" a little too seriously

[@bumble9511]

Yeah for sure that song is just sarcasm

[@elius1548]

The ending is so wholesome tho

[@shaunholbrook5214]

I can admit it. I didn't actually act like it to anyone or post it anywhere, but I would often think like that. "Oh I don't have a girlfriend because they go for the jerks", "nice guys finish last", etc. I luckily don't think like that now, and the funniest part is I'm probably as gay as you can be, so I have no idea what I was thinking..

[@marinarasauce7203]

Compulsory heterosexuality. It's all gotten the better of us at some point. Ironically, it was just a phase. :)

[@vroom3352]

In high school someone asked me to homecoming and I told him “oh I’m sorry, I wasn’t planning on going but thank you for asking” and he was like “oh well I only asked because felt bad for you 😒”

[@marinarasauce7203]

lol wtf, now i'm thankful that no one ever asked me to homecoming :)

[@its_rose531]

Lmao idk why they get so butthurt like i had this one friend who asked me out but I rejected and he said "why don't you be grateful that a nice guy is asking your ugly ass out?" I just walked away 💀

[@alzbetal1499]

@@its_rose531 bruh

[@jessicanewz]

Perry the platypus rn: * slowly takes off fedora *

[@DietMilkLifts]

A platypus? PERRY THE INCEL?

[@ddjsoyenby]

nah he's a good one.

[@supercoolman1170]

a platypus? PERRY THE NICE GUY?

[@rickc2102]

Perry is second proof that fedoras are legit (Professor Jones being the first). The sus issue is men wearing trilbies. Never trust a man in a trilby.

[@robynnhoud]

Oh there you are perry :)

[@rita_3967]

The whole idea of being nice is not expecting something in return smh

[@SupraMan38]

yes!

[@sanjanaishas2096]

brig in your pfp !!

[@rk2144]

@@denksmitd nope. U know what she meant actually and the massage of the video. Being nice to someone and expecting them to date u in return are very two different things.

[@arminaluv1279]

I got that a lot with people I wanted to talk to and friend to only find out the were using me😶‍🌫️

[@die444luve]

@@rk2144 The second one, well the whole term "expecting something" is entitlement. Men thinking they're entitled to womens bodies.

[@turkeyknowledge]

my dad talks like a nice guy all the time. like you’re married, stop

[@SupraMan38]

POOR DAD

[@eMorphized]

Maybe he's being sarcastic. Or he's a man of the rock-'n'-roll era, when crooning was still not creepy.

[@its_rose531]

I-

[@mcchilde2903]

@Fax Machine maybe he shames women for not going for nice guys

[@hellothere4264]

OMG my dad too, my parents are divorced though, but still😑

[@MiaRosenbloom]

As a fat trans woman, all I ever date are "nice guys" (I've had a few discrete hookups, and casual dates/FWB situationships with the "Chad" types, but they don't count), and 4 out of 7 of these "nice guy"-boyfriends have used, abused, and dumped me, due to me being trans. My longest relationship after coming out as a trans woman lasted about 2 years, and he replaced me with a cis woman (pressure from his friends & family, internal religious moral conflict, etc.). I'm also friendzoned by 4 other "nice guys" who complain on Facebook "Why can't I ever get a girlfriend? Why is it that nobody wants me?", due to being trans. My point being is that it's ironic, and downright hypocritical of "nice guys" to treat me how the "Stacys" treat them.

[@SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer]

i'm so sorry all of this has happened to you i hope you're doing well nowadays also is that you in the profile picture? i think you look lovely :D

[@cthulhu7156]

way you worded it makes it sound like they just didn't want to date you because you're trans, which is fine isn't it? i'm confused

[@FollowerofDuck]

@@cthulhu7156 but if they were fine w her being trans when they started dating, why would they dump her for it? thats what makes no sense

[@lordescanor8232]

even a nice guy has common mind, disgusting lgbt person

[@saccharine1452]

Lol we had a guy in our class who smelled unwashed and was unkempt aswell, and he constantly wanted a girlfriend, problem was he made misogynistic jokes and even made a disgusting "dark humor joke" about punching the pregnant girl in the stomach in our class, he had also a friend who was equally as disgusting as him and blamed their problems of not getting a girl on women constantly, and completely forgetting that they are unwashed, smelly and made terrible jokes about women. Oh and they bullied me as well, i still wonder how i kept my patience with them, i literally just wanted to drop their scrawny bodies onto the curb.

[@cthulhu7156]

i mean, we had a dude in our highschool class that constantly smelled of sweat, he did say he worked out but like dude come on, take a shower once in a while, constantly thought he was funny by acting like a clown in front of everyone amd embarassing himself, he was very homophobic and he was an asshole to everyone... dude still got a girlfriend, somehow. so i don't think these dude's problems have anything to do with that, they're probably just unlucky. the guy i'm talking about didn't look hot either

[@sora4593]

Whenever a Guy pulls out mentioning "He is one of the nice guys" it's not a red flag it's a red billboard!!!

[@nukiradio]

Red alert

[@sora4593]

@@nukiradio yass!!

[@supercoolman1170]

it’s a red skyscraper

[@pluto3194]

It's just the definition of the colour red

[@procreatedara4562]

Forgot billboard, it’s a red flag parade!!!

[@funyarinpamaster]

The guy who was stalking me that I rejected legit had to do a TEDtalk for theatre and he picked “being nice” and I stg it was the funniest thing I ever witnessed “You can’t be too nice… or people will take advantage of you…. Or you could die..” Edit: also one time some guy in my friend’s art class texted her asking her to date him and she said “no I don’t really know you” and he said “ok I was trying to be nice you dishware” and we frequently laugh at that exchange.

[@obievergreen3771]

Guys like this say stuff like "girls never see the inside" oh they do, and they see that you're still gross

[@twiggledowntown3564]

Who's that on your profile? @Gundham Dootanaka

[@obievergreen3771]

@@twiggledowntown3564 that's Gundham Tanaka from Danganronpa

[@esperanzavillasenor8691]

Im on a sam collins binge and he posts...perfect timing

[@SupraMan38]

hell yeah :D

[@VultureClone]

This is what a nice guy does when he actually gets the girl: * Constantly insecure about relationship * No trust * Moody * Clingy/Needy * Ends up ruining relationship due to paranoia and general dumbassery

[@theceoofeggmansempire5214]

All of this happend in my first relationship

[@chaoticgoodgh0st286]

"Your uterus is gonna give out" Good. I don't want kids. My uterus, my decision. 🙄

[@Sera-F1nn]

Don't say that too loudly, their brain might not be able to process the fact that some women maybe don't want children 😂

[@chaoticgoodgh0st286]

@@Sera-F1nn lol true. Some men/enbies don't want kids either tho 😂😅

[@SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer]

uterus: wait you *don't* want children..? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i would like my menopause right now please

[@lobstered_blue-lobster]

@@Sera-F1nn not true tho but am a Eugenicist so am not sure if I am gonna argue with that motion tho I am gonna argue with that mentality.

[@lobstered_blue-lobster]

@@SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer you don't need to have a menopause to not have children. Like you don't have to die to not drink water...(weird example but you get the point). I think you are pedophobe but ok.

[@brookb6488]

glad you're back! this, however, seems like a torturous topic to return to.

[@ghasttearguy2616]

"it's been a long time" Sam it's been a week.

[@saturnisgay69]

ok but i love your pfp sm-

[@ghasttearguy2616]

@@saturnisgay69 thanks :]

[@kiki8792]

Feels like it's been too long 😩🤚

[@saturnisgay69]

@@ghasttearguy2616 np :D

[@LuckerStomp]

A week without Sam = a century

[@allencassidy3970]

all the nice guys are like “why do girls go for the douchebags when they could have _me_ !! >:(“ well have you considered that you’re just like... worse than the so called “douchebags”?

[@grizzlybear2702]

They are probably uglier

[@Hellknight101]

@@grizzlybear2702 uglier on the inside AND the outside

[@B1ueLantern]

“I’m not like other guys! I’m a flaming hot pile of garbage roughly disguised as a human male. Don’t worry I won’t objectify you, woman, I’ll just treat you like an object that I can buy services from if I use the right combo of words and basic human actions. Other guys try to control their woman with violence. I’m not like other guys so I’ll try to control you with sadness and negging.”

[@eMorphized]

At least he's honest. And at least we can tell from this person's life that people like him are a minority. Even with the personality-clumping effect, he still says he's not like most people. Good.

[@rw7873]

A person with a neckbeard and a fedora somehow just sounds like a really friendly barista hipster. I really can’t explain why I came to that conclusion.

[@aireal7223]

Omg yes

[@supercoolman1170]

or the dorm mate that doesn’t put the dishes away correctly

[@aireal7223]

Also true

[@eMorphized]

Usually neckbeards have a Gentoo.

[@rickc2102]

"Ungroomed man in a trilby" is what "neckbeard fedora guy" is really saying. You're probably seeing a full beard and a true fedora in your mind's eye.

[@solveexgirl]

the 🙊"nice guys" 🥶🥵😎 get so aggressive when they are rejected lol

[@SupraMan38]

"well you were ugly anyays!!!!!"

[@deplamarijke2555]

@@SupraMan38 same guys who’d call a girl a whore for not sleeping with them

[@solveexgirl]

@@deplamarijke2555 only the nicest of them all :) /j

[@_Tp__]

Totally. If you are nice to people you can’t run fast.

[@AAAAAA-613]

How to spot a nice guy: 1. They call themselves a nice guy 2. They ever seriously talk about "the friend zone" or "getting friendzoned" 3. They get super mad at someone as soon as she doesn't instantly marry them after they hold a door open for her

[@gingermaniac5484]

this guy's eyebrows are so painfully perfect it could start an entire religious movement damn, the envy

[@aceunavailable9141]

"She says I'm judgmental because I judge women" bro??? bro read that sentence again. read it again.

[@ashtonisvibing4763]

ah yes, r/niceguys a subreddit where only 1 full person & .3 of a person have joined we're... we're not sure if the .3 person is okay-

[@hello_world2767]

the .3 is how he refers to his dick. an informative nickname

[@marianapinho5649]

Nice guys are basically the loving children of alpha guys and guys that think they're the joker

[@TheSIeepingTitan]

*wE lIvE iN a sOcIeTy* lol

[@marianapinho5649]

@@SupraMan38 oh no sam, not you too

[@abifergus9066]

I really love the “ur uterus is gonna give out at 30” argument Bc my mom literally accidentally had me at 41 and my little brother at 45 and still had her period for a few years before menopause 😂😂😂

[@annarose8253]

they’re so nice that they become highly aggressive when you reject them

[@eMorphized]

Might as well start using it as a test. But then it might become a matter of etiquette.

[@jasper2572]

These "nice guys" are the true villains. go dance down the stairs, Joker.

[@amzyyy728]

Moral of the story: Nice Guys are 9 times out of ten not nice guys. unless it's sam.

[@SupraMan38]

never me im super nice

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

@@SupraMan38 My goal is to out nice you one day.

[@peskypigeonx]

@@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 You can do it❤️💜💖

[@nadiar.4638]

@@SupraMan38 ow no, is super nice on the same level as super straight?

[@Analee_o]

You just know that these “nice guys” will end up single and alone with nothing but a beer belly and a grill to keep them company 💀

[@Eibarwoman]

There's a KZbinr that is exactly that... Dave's Cooking Show, accompanied with horrid slop

[@saysay3036]

"Nice guys" scare me. I've had way too many encounters with them. Also "f" Sam- *F in the chat please*

[@SupraMan38]

fffffff

[@randomyoutuber8788]

Ffff

[@finthechat5257]

Hi 🤠

[@marinarasauce7203]

@@finthechat5257 lol

[@CA-pr2gp]

F

[@blondemaverick]

I absolutely adore dragging Nice Girls, because they remind me of when I was younger - and if I had a time machine I would go back in time and drag myself too!

[@samanthahennacy7905]

Some dude from highschool messaged me asking how me and my S/O were doing before I answered he asked for nudes.. Bruh the way he asked tho 😂 "can you send me a pic of you topless sorry jw" I bitched him out and hes like but I've been nice to you for years. Like seriously? Gotta love the "nice guys"

[@supercoolman1170]

block himmm

[@samanthahennacy7905]

@@supercoolman1170 I did on all social media platforms. I just cant believe the audacity of some people!

[@supercoolman1170]

@@samanthahennacy7905 good 🙄

[@morgantucker9846]

if “nice guys” where actually nice the world would be 2000 years advanced, however if the twerking comments in sams comment section stopped it would be advanced 45,087 years 😁

[@temmie248]

*apologetic twerking*

[@patchesthepatchworkkitty246]

How did you reply an hour before the original commenter

[@temmie248]

@@patchesthepatchworkkitty246 sì

[@morgantucker9846]

@@patchesthepatchworkkitty246 wait me or somebody else ?

[@peskypigeonx]

*mischievous birb twerking*

[@circo_]

Isn't it a well known fact that nice guys, in fact, have no kneecaps due to them being snakes? Thus, of course they can't run fast

[@marinarasauce7203]

No wonder they can't sneak up on women, they just move so slowly!

[@ines1084]

Makes sanse ngl

[@kiki8792]

Ay! Just figured out my gender i think! Figured I'd tell someone before going back to the closet :) Have a good day :)

[@kiki8792]

(agender, all pronouns and ze/Zim Neopronouns)

[@saturnisgay69]

cool :D gender can be pretty confusing and it’s amazing when you finally find it out :))

[@NouraMariamm]

Im proud of you 😩

[@kiki8792]

@@saturnisgay69 I'm still trying to fully understand, but it's pretty nice to have some grasp and a label :)

[@AlexWolf1203]

Congrats :D! Youre valid and loved ❤

[@mordecaik5696]

6:38 aww his smile is so cute😭

[@larag3747]

I actually dated a nice guy once, the WORST experience in my dating life

[@nesser52]

Same, dating a r*pey transphobe as an ace enby was quite an traumatic experience

[@flamebunny6511]

@@nesser52 I’m so sorry. That sucks!

[@suredude_thatscool480]

I'm glad Sam graduated from being a 'nice guy' to the best guy 😌 F for teenage Sam 😔

[@jbalvinmomsbiggestfan]

Nelson Mandela once said: there is nothing more dangerous than a humiliated man.

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

Dood had a point lol. Trimp once saw seth myers and obama make fun of him at a fancy dinner and well... SHIT!

[@aa-xy4hg]

and he didn’t say that at the same time

[@lobstered_blue-lobster]

And man here is a hyperbole to describe all of humanity

[@hello_world2767]

the femdom community would like to have a word with him

[@jasminegold2807]

“ Nice guy” : * opens door for girl Girl: “thank you 😊” “Nice guy “ : “ so no head ?”

[@lobstered_blue-lobster]

Yeah? No head!

[@tasha5605]

"You look good in a fedora" Sam, don't lie to these men 😂

[@eMorphized]

A fedora only works with a sport coat. Fedora only works with systemd.

[@rebeccatomlin3916]

Thank you so much for keeping up with the captions on your videos because I love to snack and I can’t hear over my own chewing frankly but also for making your content accessible to more people.

[@kandreasworld4374]

If someone tells you they are not interested; they are not interested. You can not argue your way into their heart. That is so creepy. I have had this happen dozens of times and I'm pretty sure everyone of those guys are going to end up being serial killers.

[@Grxbs]

being a nice guy is the prerequisite to being an incel

[@cynister7384]

Incel lite™

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

It starts with simp then nice guy and finally the incel

[@Grxbs]

@@2001CuisinartToasterr cannon incel lore

[@ars0nfrog0]

I see a Sam Collins notification, I click. The simple life 😌

[@ezzytalkz]

Why did I read "notfication" as "fanfiction" 💀

[@日本魚]

HELP THE JOKE U MADE THAT WAS BASICALLY LIKE “obey me or you’re transphobic” ME AND MY FRIENDS DO THIS ITS SO FUNNY ESPECIALLY WHEN PEOPLE GET DEFENSIVE LIKE “NO PLEASE I SWEAR IM NOT”

[@shadowstar7388]

Ughh, this is painful to watch. As a teenager, I had a lot of self-pity because every girlfriend I had cheated on me til I was 16, then I remained single until my mid 20s. It was really hard, but I had to stop feeling sorry for myself before women started to find me attractive. Now I'm with the love of my life. I almost wish I could tell teenage me to chill out, and stop having expectations of others altogether. But we learn by making mistakes, or at least I do. I was never the guy who just wanted sex, but I did get jealous and self-pitying which is really embarrassing to look back on, especially since I used to get really drunk and complain about it to whoever would listen. I'm glad that's over.

[@noor-tb8ue]

Wait until the nice guys find out about this

[@kiki8792]

Shhhhh they can't know

[@Agfan-ws7hy]

I mean who’s to say that drug lord wasn’t treating her well. You can do bad things, like selling drugs, but be a nice person 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@pluto3194]

Well she's dead after apparently leaking inside information so I'm gonna say it's pretty unlikely

[@Agfan-ws7hy]

@@pluto3194 ohh I didn’t know that. So maybe he wasn’t a great person, but that’s not to say some aren’t 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@cthulhu7156]

how is this even debatable? if you sell drugs you're a bad person. it's not like this guy was trying to get money for his family of 5 or anything, dude's a scumbag and was profitting from the suffering of other people. how in the fuck is that "nice"

[@FollowerofDuck]

@@cthulhu7156 ...they meant that the drug lord could have been nice to her

[@aliceinwonderland8314]

I was trying to explain to someone a while ago that using the term friend zone is kind of a red flag when looking for a relationship because of implications surrounding it. It ended with the other person completely missing the point and claiming that I found the word offensive.

[@tsuki-xx4yz]

sam this is super random but i rediscovered (yes, re! i used to be a young sam collins admirer back in the day) your channel during one of the hardest times of my life while taking a very difficult uni math course that i had to finish within a month and your videos honestly got me through so much of my stress. i'd put them on while studying and sometimes watch one right before a test to calm my nerves. really just wanted to throw it out there that your content really helped a person cope with their academic stress so i'm super thankful. love you!

[@and0210]

Actually, I think the term “nice guys” fits them really well, because as people say: Nice wont always mean good

[@angelswithmolotovs9857]

okay but the guy flipping out about being called “fam” is one of the most unhinged niceguy things ive ever seen

[@pumpkinbumpkin767]

me: reads title also me: 'nice guys finish last, thats why ill treat you like trash, but thats not what i really wanna do'

[@mansikkapoika]

If you call yourself self nice, you're probably not. Being nice and a decent human being is the bare minimum, it's not something you should do just to expect something else in return that you're not entitled to.

[@abby-yk1st]

i’ve been feeling horrible mentally for about a couple weeks now and i’ve been watching ur videos and they make me forget about my problems

[@karebearrawrr]

Quality guy with a cute smile who ALSO cares about people??? We love that

[@Laylasjustagirl]

Just a reminder that it’s pride🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[@SupraMan38]

WOOOO

[@ddjsoyenby]

for everyone but the nice guy.

[@supercoolman1170]

@@SupraMan38 WOO

[@annajamal781]

happy pride 🏳️‍🌈 💕

[@marinarasauce7203]

💖🧡💛💚💙💜

[@milk4625]

YES, IM SO HAPPY YOUR TALKING ABOUT R/NICE GUYS

[@notmemolina149]

Please I’m 100% sure the ex that cheated on me two times and turned out to be biphobic and homophobic refers to himself as “ the nice guy “

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

I like that Sam asked in the beginning if we had been nice guys once, cause I think subreddits like these are kinda made for us to see ourselves in a moral higher ground, while we all have the same chances of being assholes equally, in one aspect or another. I cringe at myself when I remember one time I was a nice guy in middle school, and I feel bad for being like this ever in my life, when what matters is that I'm not like that anymore and that I already have the conscience to never be like that again.

[@nicomuth2318]

Once upon a time, a friend of mine (during math) put his 70$ fedora on my head and was like "don't ruin it, it was expensive" Ngl that was the most emotionally calming thing for me cause he trusted me enough to let me wear his hat during math

[@leobasketcase2986]

“I’m bisexual too” just reminds me of a conversation I had with some weirdo on facebook a while back who kept asking for pictures of my body (on my closet account, so I looked like a girl to him), and when I told him I’m a man, he went silent for a few days and then finally wrote back “I’m actually trying out being bisexual”. I tried to minimize awkwardness and just say something like “Oh well congrats on/good luck figuring yourself out” and he just said “Oh that’s not it, I’m just seeing if I like being bi” 🤦😂

[@kate2late91]

Reminds me of feeling safe going out with my queer friends to a gay club then being cornered by a guy who was like "its ok, I'm bisexual as well" why my male friends assumed I'd be safe...like creep "nice guys" can't be bisexual lol

[@gizmo_gadgets6482]

I’m going into highschool in August and me and my mom’s friend was talking about it. While we were talking, she told me “guys will do anything to get laid.” This video proves that.

[@themooncoven2132]

"I get acid reflux after I eat water" Same.

[@dthtrp1]

Just stumbled upon your video and have to say, your voice is so soothing!!!

[@courtneykelley7386]

brooo i’ve missed watching new vids in my lunch at work!! now i’m watching this one at home bc i just couldnt wait lolll

[@godbearxd]

I use to be pretty cringey in my teen years but never this bad. 😂

[@mixdudu]

i can't shake the feeling that the background is brighter... an end of an era.

[@daylight137]

Actual nice guys don’t need to tell everyone that they are “nice”

[@BlackberryAce]

I feel like my friendship is pretty decent enough to want to be friends with me. Like it's okay to be just friends. Sex isn't that important. Also who doesn't enjoy watching movies, crying at the sad bits, and eating feelings through junk food while talking to you buddy about it. That is good friendship