r/niceguys Top Posts of All Time [10]

[@mithren1358]

Guy: Date me Girl: No Guy: ITS SO HARD BEING NICE

[@CathPaluigi]

You're forgetting the important word, "please". That makes all the difference

[@mithren1358]

Guy: Date me please Girl: No thank you. Guy: ITS SO HARD BEING NICE

[@smittannl]

All these Damm woman being loyal in a relationship, they should all love me cause I said please GRAGNTHGzuTHFBDOKQDS

[@boboutelama5748]

Just because he didn't raped her on the spot is "beeing nice" in their twisted minds.

[@linkadoodle9568]

What about please with a cherry on top, no one can resist that

[@MrBlitzpunk]

Guy: wanna be my girlfriend? Girl: no sorry i have a boyfriend Guy: wow i cant believe girl these days, being loyal, faithful and all that

[@danne696]

"Wow, so you have a boyfriend, that's no excuse to reject me! I'm so nice!"

[@kentlampad7266]

"This is what always happens to nice guys. They never give us a chance"

[@amediumlysaltedpearl4325]

Akram Safirul **gasp** hOW DARE YOU

[@MrStronglime]

Please, explain how easy it is? It requires a level of "Delusional" wayy off the charts.

[@BladeValant546]

Well, it takes amount of self awareness and most importantly realization yea that was creepy dont do that.

[@squeezyjibbz7407]

2 Steps to being an incel Step 1: Proclaim that you are a "nice guy" Step 2: Immediately self-contradict upon rejection

[@rotomwithagun1678]

Pretty much yeah

[@richardleeskinneriii9640]

Yeah, it is amazing how much self awareness these people lack.

[@nesfan8]

Yeah, if you act like the guys in these videos, I dont think its INVOLUNTARY celibate

[@peskypigeonx]

@@nesfan8 what does celibate mean

[@TheReddaredevil223]

Any sentence that starts with "I deserve" That. That's the problem.

[@imaginaryboy2000]

I deserve nothing. Boom, does that mean I get everything or am I right and get nothing?

[@TheReddaredevil223]

@@imaginaryboy2000 No. I did not say any sentence that starts with "I deserve" is necessarily a false statement. I am saying that anyone who starts out a sentence this way in the first place is being problematic (particularly in this context of dating).

[@TheBonkleFox]

@@TheReddaredevil223 wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh.

[@yourboy9236]

@@TheBonkleFox it wasn't a whoooosh

[@lingone4592]

I deserve bees

[@charlesprichard5235]

The flip from groveling compliments to rage and insults is honestly terrifying.

[@clarissealexandra2439]

The Crimsoness Tbh, it's mostly a sign of frustration and immaturity. Like little kids who go from smiling to throwing a hissy fit when you tell them no... it's actually pretty much the same thing here.

[@colleennewholy9026]

It makes even my Bipolar look pretty damn sane...

[@Pixelsam7]

@@colleennewholy9026 Those people can make anything look normal compared to them

[@tomservo5007]

most of these posts in the video are jokes/fakes

[@CausalityLoop]

@@tomservo5007 Could be but I'm not sure. I've seen and received posts exactly like these.

[@savathunsgoblin]

Remember children: If you have to say that you're a nice guy/girl, you're not as nice as a person you think you are.

[@wis7604]

your a dumbass edit: the joke didn’t come off properly, it’s supposed to be “if you have to say that you’re not a dumbass, you’re probably a dumbass”, then realised the comment was phrased differently from the reddit thread i was parodying, so fuck my life, I’m the dumbass here

[@isaacthered]

A "nice" person with the last name Ho...

[@turboalex124]

Nicholas Ho you're

[@savathunsgoblin]

@@wis7604 I understood your intention and I appreciate your joke, friend. And heck yes I'm a dumbass. A proud dumbass.

[@katrinal353]

I'm a very humble person, I'm the most humble person you'll ever meet. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand. lol

[@jgr_lilli_]

A niceguy's reaction to rejection always reminds me of a three year old who, for the first time ever, realized that even "please" can't get them everything, and proceeds to throwing a hissy fit.

[@gabrielmendez4161]

hunter's lily yeah it’s pretty noticeable when they think saying sorry is gonna erase all the shit they say

[@orderlychaos314]

hunter's lily - That is so accurate.

[@kimifw58]

*YES!* Exactly! Well said.

[@Dogthedeadly]

most of the time, its not even rejection, the guy just didn't get a text back instantly

[@clonetrooper9015]

Yep

[@zoie8088]

"she said she would drop me if I did this again" Again? *_AGAIN_* ? As in: you've done this before, been reprimanded, and know this is unacceptable and STILL did it a SECOND TIME??

[@13gothMoth]

And this time to HER OWN SISTER!

[@Judgementxxx]

I reckon it's more of a regular occurrence.

[@TitusRedwind]

I would have dropped him the first time

[@starmanda88]

Turquoise Cheetah well she didn’t give the guy the info. Just said that’s she a nice girl yadda yadda. He went on his own to find her insta and Kik.

[@JAKqkak]

Heck it may not even be just his second time... Could be third or forth rlly

[@HufflepunkNya]

“But why though? I’d treat you so nice!” Says the guy currently not treating you nice.

[@bluebeka2458]

Says the guy trying to get nudes from you, calling you a bitch and getting mad because you responded 10mins before he texted you. Gee, and they say that we, girls are the moody ones! 😅

[@Meta9871]

Blue Beka I wish there was just one bigger subreddit called r/nicepeople. In the end they should all just date each other imo

[@raptorjesus3894]

Nice Guys: Girls these days are so unloyal!! Also Nice Guys: Oh you have a boyfriend? Dump him for me!

[@nickkohlmann]

Yeah, wtf

[@lakamokolaka]

It is only unloyal when it isn't them getting the pussy

[@knightace2002]

I've already accepted I'll never get any pussy xD. Don't care if I do either. These people though put actual chivalry practicing people to shame (although it's not called chivalry but Gallantry....).

[@kishredbird3599]

Holding a door for someone is customary it's not even considered nice to me it's just the decent person thing to do. I used to think like these people and be a nice guy but I grew up. Girls don't want a guy that's a complete bitch. Just gotta let them know they're missing out by being awesome and sexy fuck em once or twice and act like they don't mean shit. They want to compete they want what they can't have they wanna fight for it. These incels in this video are losers and they're far from nice obviously. Say hey once if you feel the need after that just post a picture of you in a boat or doing something awesome you just gotta let off the vibe that you can fuck anyone you want.

[@Sophia74621]

This is why I feel bad for these girls but at the same time I dont

[@FlyConeGuy]

I asked you in a nice manner, you cannot by any means decline.

[@lakamokolaka]

You also forgot the most important part..that you are a nice guy

[@legion4755]

FlyConeGuy And how DARE you not be interested or dating another guy? You bitches are all the same?

[@bbbbbbb51]

It's sad that these guys give actual guys who don't care/understand rejection just fine a bad rep.

[@llplaguell4930]

Can you please give me all your money and valuable stuff and then call the cops on yourself please.

[@GruntyGame]

Even when they decline nicely.

[@SektionEi8ht]

“DON’T GIVE ME A BS EXCUSE, JUST TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT TO DATE ME” “Okay. I don’t want to date you.” “...BUT WHY THO??” *facepalms*

[@n0tbran]

Surprised Pikachu face

[@Andre_APM]

Mark of the Outsider!

[@ghulam237]

They pretty much asked for it

[@lclane5256]

Any person who does not support your goals in education is never worth dating. Ever. Man, women, whoever. No exceptions.

[@gairisiuil]

beyond facepalm for me. i just hear that and my gut just gets this *feeling* and i want to needle with their eyelids through the screen

[@rxRyzen]

nice guy starter pack "im nice so you I'm entitled to your love" "I asked politely so I deserve nudes" "I held the door for you" "I texted you at 3am why didn't you respond" "you not even that cute"

[@Fanrose2475]

"even though i have never been in a relationship before and don't have many friends, i would be the best boyfriend you ever had"

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

Yes

[@uncomfortablecorduroy]

Various racist slurs Unsolicited dick pics "ssory im drunjk" "my friend stole my phone and texted that"

[@taiasoncole8148]

Don't forget all the random racism, sexism, and homophobia that comes out of nowhere

[@ahniandfriends123]

@@skywisprs8627 don't forget to haphazardly and callously sprinkle phrases like "entitled Millennial" and "this generation" in your 'females these days' to achieve maximum niceness and understanding of words. Also, -comments on how beautiful and sexy she is in that picture when she was under the age of consent. (Bonus points if done without any hint of self awareness)

[@bigboyjimbo5468]

"Wanna date?" "Sorry im in a relationship" "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE"

[@hakumeng316]

You forgot an O

[@brotherbarnaby4464]

@-Bit Block- Can you please translate that into spanish? I think it would really expand your audience.

[@Niobesnuppa]

Damn, Dog Meat, now I understand why your barks don't have subtitles! :(

[@darkrager872]

Wow, these guys are delusional. **I however, am completely nice.**

[@aruiti9678]

Eyy

[@averie3424]

-john cena rolls in- R u sure abut dat

[@airilesyankovic2100]

*Blinks twice.* You sure?

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Well as long as my answer to rejection, nice or not, is not pulling a 180 out of my ass, then yeah, I think I'm a nice guy. Creepy from time to time, I've been guilty of that, but at least not a psychopath.

[@abhyaskanaujia3862]

Lmao

[@libotomy301]

Side note: I've given nice guys a chance out of curiosity and I'm sure you can imagine how well that went and now I'm dating a "homeless guitar douche" who treats me well and we talk out our issues like adults

[@Ender41948]

I honestly don't see how "nice guys" can't see why they're always INSTANTLY rejected- no girl in their gourd could see that person and think their relationship would be anything other than abusive or unhealthy.

[@Ticketman99]

@@Ender41948 But why are they single moms tho? Or dating a guy who's not the father of the child(children)? I'm not advocating "nice guys" here, it's an observation.

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

1. You're the bravest person in the world for dating a nice guy willingly 2. Good for you and your bf!!! that's awesome

[@shnacallanan2656]

I dated a nice guy for nearly a year, does this mean I'll get a "homeless guitar douche" soon too? I hope so, they sound nice.

[@Ticketman99]

@@shnacallanan2656 As long as that "homeless guitar douche" has ambition. Many "nice guys" have next to no ambitions and are very likely to drag you down. The thing is, what do you look for in a potential boyfriend/husband?

[@erinmiller1433]

Just because you ask politely for something does not mean you’re entitled to it.

[@ursulajoni15]

Someone else should also tell this to retail customers.

[@Inhumantics]

@@ursulajoni15 "Hi! Do you have any discount cakes for the holiday, or ones you're throwing away?" Me: "No Ma'am we don't give away the cakes we throw out, and any discounts you see now are the final sales of the night." Customer: ... *Calls the manager and complains about unfair treatment.*

[@zayhertz-deeprest878]

@@BryceTheArtist I am seduced by your politeness, but feel as though my effort will also be deserving of some monetary compensation

[@lilosnitch3247]

*I HOWEVER*

[@mopbuckets4734]

nice guys: *I HOWEVER-*

[@emilymcgee1925]

A lesbian with self confidence is probably a nice guy's biggest fear

[@rieley6310]

Lmao that's the best way to describe my best friend

[@badbloodandsasha3264]

Lesbians that won't take any shit from dudes are nice guys nightmares

[@Emily-ig1fj]

Ikr, im *SO* terrifying lol

[@omarkhamis523]

Why would you try to hook up with lesbian lmao

[@badbloodandsasha3264]

@@omarkhamis523 why should I not try to hook up with myself

[@anidiot192]

A"nice girl" and a "nice guy" start dating Their cells were moved away from each other

[@mckrispy7838]

Johnny Game lol

[@balazscsotai8354]

I think that the relationship wouldn't last long. They only want an easily controllable sex slave.

[@mopbuckets4734]

i think that the relationship wouldnt last long, they only want to easily control a slave who does whatever they ask

[@crystalvoodoo91]

paige snook Someone already said that

[@goompo]

The universe begins to fold in on itself, as the two forces of Nice Guy and Nice Girl forcefully collide, leaving the universe a smoldering mess of *"You should've taken the chance!"* and *"I'm nice, why won't you date me?"*

[@jooniperlynn]

This whole series reminds me of the vine of the girl "This song is called every man feels entitled to my vagina if I'm nice to him" then she screams

[@rotomwithagun1678]

Yeah that sounds about right

[@crumblebumps]

How does a guy translate *STANDARD HUMAN INTERACTION* to *SHES INTO MEEEEE*

[@An_Amazing_Login5036]

He was told he coudn’t understand girls by looking at actual people via culture and took the same cultures advice on relationship when the culture in question is severely underequipped to give an reasonable answer?

[@Maaad-maaan]

Chalice because they've never had standard human interaction

[@Figlover-xi3ul]

I would like but it’s already at 69 likes and I can’t ruin it

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

Simple, by being delusional

[@goompo]

Put it through Google Translate a couple of times. The languages start to overlap a bit after the fifth time.

[@dedoubecool]

I'm binge watching these and it is INSANE how similar all the nice guys are. It's an amazing phenomenon, really.

[@uncreativename9936]

What if it's only 10 people just doing the same thing over and over?

[@nyctea-5218]

Louella.y we may need to study deeper, it seems as though theres a hive mind complex.

[@ninototo1]

It doesn't surprise me. It's fairly easy to understand the psychology behind this phenomenon. - Desperate guy does his best to woo a girl but fails - lashes out at the girl because he already has an inferiority complex and it just got worse. - By lashing out against the girl he tries to convince himself that she was too bad for him anyways and he gets to insult the person that just made him feel bad It's kind of sad actually.

[@princesstamika]

it's because this is they way society worked *forever* before someone said, "that's fucked up". I'm serious, the idea that women owe men sex for any little thing was an axiom especially decades ago. my mom used to warn me not to accept things from guys.

[@louvre4887]

Well it is an amazing occurrence where guys are FOOKIN DIEKS MATE -drunk Elon musk

[@psixi2668]

"I've made ten of these!" And here's to a hundred more, Sorrow.

[@bluntedcorleone3628]

These are probably the best Sorrow vids imo

[@concentratedcringe]

He couldn't have picked a better channel name.

[@moistmayonese1205]

Blunted Corleone These are getting old. Conversations are always the same.

[@ShiningDialga]

Concentrated Cringe If anything, it's actually quite insightful. It's a deep reflection into the internal sadness he feels after reading these posts and slowly losing faith in humanity. He hides it well behind those humorous voice overs, as portrayed by his masked avatar, but we all know he's a broken soul, as anyone would be after such an extreme exposure to the internet...

[@moistmayonese1205]

OnceUponATimeNotLongAgo IWasAHoe I expected something new, but it is always the same. It would be nice to have something new.

[@kristaw206]

WTF these men are terrifying. The random threats of physical violence. Show these to any dude that says women are irrational for not feeling safe around strange men...

[@overlydramaticpanda]

The thing is, any guy who truly believes that women are irrational for not feeling safe around strange men is probably the kind of guy who would look at these messages and brush it off with "well if you don't even give a guy a chance, then *of course* you can't blame him for getting upset with you".

[@infiltr80r]

They don't represent the majority. Also, I think they've been rejected so many times that they are just lashing out. You know, like swearing has been proven to release stress, despite it not solving any of the problems you have.

[@overlydramaticpanda]

@@infiltr80r Rejection is a natural part of the dating game and literally everyone knows that to the point that a small child could tell you that. Hell, rejection is a natural part of *life* in general. Sure, it sucks, but as human beings we should all be more than capable of sucking it up and moving on with a shrug and a simple "fair enough" and having a certain degree of introspection as to why the rejection might have occurred. This sort of response is frankly horrifying to experience because it often comes out of absolutely nowhere, especially when a perfectly valid reason is given for the rejection ("I'm already going out with someone"/"I'm not interested in dating anyone right now"/"I want to concentrate on work/education"/etc.) - and the fact that a reason needs to be given at all and it's no longer enough to simply say "I don't want to hook up with you" and for that to be accepted is sort of upsetting in and of itself. Not to mention the amount of detail often indicates that the Nice Guy/Girl has actually thought about this to a degree that doesn't so much match "spur of the moment lashing out" as "seems genuinely capable and/or willing to actually carry these threats out". It doesn't matter that Nice Guys/Girls aren't the majority, and to be brutally honest it doesn't even matter whether these particular Nice Guys have been rejected multiple times in the past - what matters is that this is *never* an appropriate response to rejection (no matter how many times rejection has occurred in the past) and no one should feel like they owe someone a date and/or sex just because "oh god they may have been rejected so many times before that one more rejection might cause them to flip out if I say no", and what matters most of all is that this "sexual reward for being nice (or just doing something any decent human being should do anyway without thinking about it)" even exists at all as a mindset. People shouldn't ever be made to feel like they can't say no (in any situation), and that's exactly how Nice Guys/Girls want their prey to feel.

[@infiltr80r]

@@overlydramaticpanda I don't care what is appropriate or not. I'm trying to find out why and how they are the way they are. Neither do I care how the girls feel. If they are so fragile that they cannot handle an irrational incel, how do they survive day-to-day?

[@infiltr80r]

@@DigitalDaydreams Sounds about right. I also think it's about parenting, they were probably taught that they can get anything if they ask nicely. Reality is different, however.

[@sixpomegranateseeds6893]

Here's the thing: no one, under any circumstances, is obligated to date you or reciprocate your feelings. And while there are many things about these nice guys and nice girls that are more than disturbing, here's something else that doesn't get said often enough: if you're being what you consider a nice person to get something back from it, then you really aren't a nice person.

[@cat-tan]

👏EXACTLY👏 They're just being selfish, egotistical, and creepy. *Big oof*

[@fabiana7157]

This doesn't get said often enough?? It's basically on every single nice guy/girl video. SEVERAL TIMES

[@sixpomegranateseeds6893]

Must've missed them. Sorry. I just didn't notice them.

[@overlydramaticpanda]

@@fabiana7157 As long as Nice Guys/Girls still exist, then it clearly hasn't been said often enough.

[@zyaicob]

Chidi Anagonye is proud

[@onlookerofthings6029]

"Being creepy and calling people whores isn't a nice thing to do" is something these people cannot comprehend

[@An_Amazing_Login5036]

Beemanq I think that hitting your children while they plead ”no!” and continuing is giving them the wrong idea about what ”no” means.

[@mopbuckets4734]

@Beemanq i think that hitting your children while they plead no and still going with it is giving them the wrong idea of what no means..

[@frikkthomassen6838]

Common sense.

[@jasperjazzie]

it's crazy because i feel like they know this, but they also feel like being nice is a conditional thing and not just something you do. like in their heads it works like "i do this nice thing, now i get reward, if i do not get reward then she's an awful bitch and she deserves the things i'm going to say to her" and it's gross.

[@kevinspee7013]

-You wanna date? -No, Ive got a boyfriend -So what you're ACTUALLY saying is you feel too good for me? -No, I feel flattered and I don't want to hurt your feelings -Of course it's because you feel too good for me

[@kittykat6255]

I wish the police would watch these.

[@Psyker_Unredactus]

I wish these people were all on a watch list

[@brandymcnamee9936]

@@Psyker_Unredactus They probably are... I'd wager a simple background check alone would yield restraining orders out the wazoo. :/

[@cinespressotvok]

I'm pretty sure that Sting, Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland are way too busy to watch a Reddit KZbin video about Nice guys.

[@thiefhardt]

Brandy McNamee "out the wazoo" LMFAOOOO that sent me up the wazoo

[@jackclark8750]

We're watching *At least future police officers in the Criminal Justice program lmao*

[@jeremyli3]

i like how these people are able to escalate the conversation to threats in a mere 3 minutes

[@thebonelessone3107]

Jeremy Li 3 seconds honestly. You can’t even begin to introduce yourself to new people if you put on a facade to hide your low self esteem. A lot of “nice guys” go into conversations under the assumption that they’ve already been rejected. The only saving grace they have is that the internet allows them to do this via text on a screen, to help hide their insecurity; but anyone can tell how little confidence you have in yourself when you start shifting to personal threats on a dime.

[@Fanrose2475]

@@thebonelessone3107*this is so true, can we high five A Deplorable?* 😎

[@sonozaki0000]

and with no provocation at all LOL absolutely ridiculous

[@monus782]

@@thebonelessone3107 I'd think that they have anger management issues otherwise, but that works too.

[@meg-zv9dm]

these are usually funny but this one made me think about how many men just HATE women for not giving them sex or attention and it really made me sad

[@Feber2001]

It's disgusting...These aren't true men. They're jokes.

[@DCNRS90YT]

@@Feber2001 They're morons for thinking that sex is the only thing that'll make women happy. These kinds of men will make me not want to anymore guys, but that's not really fair.

[@Feber2001]

Yeah. Not all boys/men are like this. There are still some good people out there.

[@jessicataylor7174]

@@DCNRS90YT They're not trying to make women happy, they're trying to make themselves happy.

[@brendlol1]

@@DCNRS90YT Suck because there are women who would just let you just like these guys but the unfortunatly and thankfully never match

[@petormaculan5424]

Sorrow tv :"Im dead insi---" Literally everyone: "Ahahahaha ANOTHER!!"

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Nonono, it's fine. He can stop with the Nice Guys (for now). ...but WHEN'S THE NEW NICEGIRLS!?

[@luccirobbins6675]

Captain Doomsday this guy👆👆👆 gets it!

[@bbbbbbb51]

Thing is most of his subs would support anything he does/switches too. He's such a personality.

[@chrisheartman9263]

I was "AHAHAHAH ME TOO!"

[@chickofmusic001]

Captain Doomsday yes, more nice girls content!

[@trashpanda2200]

They're like literal children. Feel entitled to something bc they asked nicely.

[@darrens3]

They've almost certainly got mother issues up the wazoo ಠ_ಠ

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Half the time they don't even ask nicely

[@PJEllison]

@@tidepodpadthai2633 yah just creepily flattering....

[@GEB_Rosee_PPS]

exactly! i cant imagine a normal person writing this, @7:50

[@theoryoftheinnocent]

I just realized another flaw in the delusions of the average nice guy. He thinks he can get a girlfriend just by *asking* a girl to be his girlfriend, even if she's already in a relationship, right? Well hypothetically, let's say she *was* that easy...why would you want a girlfriend who's so easy to sway that you could do so just by asking politely? That opens up the door to so much infidelity that, by his own logic, should be a-ok because it's how he did it in the first place, and you just *know* he's going to be upset about it regardless. The more I try to understand them, the more questions I end up with.

[@ReventonSpeed]

They really need to update their belief system since clearly what they are doing isn't getting them the results they want.

[@jensbasement3862]

They are narcissistic, and tend to generalize women as a whole. Nice guys abhor women they cannot control. They tend to want instant gratification, rather than forming a bond with a woman, because they have little respect for women.They have no interest in getting to know women on a individual level.. And that requires emotional intelligence, something they try to fake. It also requires them to get off that damn throne of theirs. Oh, they usually are needy and try to subconsciously train a girl to feel responsible for their(nice guy) feelings...And they never shut up about how nice they are, and only surround themselves with people who think they are nice. They tend to avoid people who contradict them

[@MadiQueenx3]

theoryoftheinnocent the answer you are looking for is a definition of an „incel“

[@liv5823]

@oldedude51 oh god, hope that poor woman is okay now. Those "nice guys" are fucking mental, unworldly entitled and narcissistic

[@Ruadhan1334]

You mean that relationships aren't more complex than passing "Do you like me? _Yes _No" notes in class? Damn 80s Disney Channel lied to us all! /s

[@kalarajoan9474]

‘ tell me if you don’t want to date me ‘ ‘ okay I don’t want to date you’ WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THO😠

[@edumaros25]

As a guy. Even I would be pissed.

[@deecee796]

@@edumaros25 why? She doesnt owe him shit

[@subroy7123]

@@deecee796 I think El Ruiz is saying he would be pissed at the guy who said "Why tho"

[@deecee796]

@@subroy7123 ohhhhh

[@gregcurlett2054]

all I could see in my head was the why tho kid saying that. I'm dying 😂😂😂😂

[@ingloriousMachina]

I thought holding the door was just something you did for everyone because you have a shred of decency.

[@TheReddaredevil223]

Human decency is a real chore for some people

[@mopbuckets4734]

human decency is a hassle for _some_ people.

[@simonblackwell3576]

You don’t even need to hold the door either, you could just wait for the person behind you to extend their arm and then you let go or just push it out far enough that by the time it swings back theyve already gotten through

[@sorayaalcyone2726]

Right, what happens if a guy walks by, just drop the door on them?

[@bluebeka2458]

In the every nice guy brain: *Instaling human/comon/sense.exe failed loading* *Error program failed instaling* *Start loading the auxiliary doucebag.exe* *Loading complete*

[@Jeremiah71603]

I love how they consider "asking" the same as "demanding" and simply hearing "No" is all it takes to cause them to have a mental breakdown, becoming a strange mixed bag of being comedy gold and deeply unsettling at the same time. That combined with Sorrow's voice acting just brings these posts to life, and is what I love about this channel.

[@M0oranshi]

The whole story at 5:38 with the guy going to the sister's party, and your voice slowly detoriating made me actually cry with laughter

[@MistressTarantula]

Same. I had to pause the video and laugh for a good minute.

[@Victoriacariad]

I too had to take a minute to compose myself before carrying on.

[@KingmasterRespawn]

I as well had to come to a halt before I could regain my composure

[@LostHeadStudios]

*BOFF YU AN YO SISSER CAN ISS MAH AAAAEEEESSS.*

[@chorizozoa]

I lost it when he was singing the song about the dick pic

[@acewoodland2217]

With the second one, he texted her at 2: 38am and sent six messages within three minutes. . . . . . . . . .obsessive people scare me

[@rbbluvr]

My ex was like that. Expect more like 16 messages in 3 minutes

[@satan6169]

Ace Woodland why do they scare you?

[@satan6169]

Huh

[@satan6169]

Why

[@satan6169]

Well hello

[@jayjayxl604]

nice guy/girl: just say no and i'll leave you alone... person: no nice guy/girl: BUT WHY THO?????

[@clonetrooper9015]

Jay Jay XL yep

[@dangelowilliams5512]

Nathan Brawley yoo ur hajime no ippo picture, i dig it

[@nathanbrawley7256]

@@dangelowilliams5512 haha thanks! I'd say it's my favorite anime, right next to baki

[@dangelowilliams5512]

Nathan Brawley hell yes! Baki thr grappler is badass

[@nathanbrawley7256]

@@dangelowilliams5512 seems like I've found someone with a good taste in anime! You wanna be a fighter irl? Or do u just like to watch fights

[@TitusRedwind]

Nice Guy: Would you like to date me? Girl: No thanks. NG: Why? G: I have a boyfriend. NG: But I asked politely. G: Shit you right. Let me go break up with him to date you person who randomly messaged me. And they lived happily ever after... Nope. No they didn't.

[@goompo]

Meanwhile in an alternate universe where nice guys get the girl...

[@LightSoul-8]

Then another nice guy comes along and the cycle starts all over again.

[@MikeMartGames]

I cannot understand how it's remotely possible for anyone, ANYONE, to claim to be a nice person when they literally curse someone out and threaten to kill them just because they said, "No" in the most polite way possible. I swear, there has to be a mental illness out there that causes nice guys and nice girls to act this way, because at least then there'll be a logical reason for this fucking thing.

[@lenikanakarisdecavel8015]

I find it really jarring how quick these conversations escalate from 'you're cute' to 'I hope you die alone'. Perhaps it's because of a toxic environment online?

[@hecklejack7726]

It’s a simple mixture of entitlement, arrogance, and ignorance.

[@lakamokolaka]

@@lenikanakarisdecavel8015 No it isn't the internet, science has shown people like this are results of other factors like parental influences, substance abusers, etc.

[@swivelkeyring3512]

Honestly idk how ppl ask stranger out to be bf/gf over text and expect anything serious

[@lettylunasical4766]

I saw an argument on the youtube comment section where an incel asked a girl out and when she obviously said no, because it's on fucking youtube comments, he saw that as further evidence of his incel beliefs (mainly, that she rejected him because of his forehead.)

[@malcomchase9777]

If you primarily interact with the world using a screen, you can get your social skills fucked up quite a bit.

[@berkefiliz3410]

Hey swivel keyring! Are you single? /s

[@twistedwill7533]

Letty Lunasical what was the video? I want to find it and laugh at it instead of the “special samples” I see on this channel.

[@twistedwill7533]

Not that the samples here aren’t funny, there just isn’t’t enough to laugh at.

[@sombravulpes]

"Date me you're pretty and I'm a pervert" "No, sorry, I have a boyfriend. Thanks for the compliment, though :)" "**unnecessary curses**"

[@mfxcker3255]

"Nice guy" is basically the nicer term for "sociopath".

[@WRVTHxvi]

No don't compare those neckbeards to us

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

Narcissist is a better definition...

[@kushsmoker4206]

Bloody Crow of cainhurst dumfucks pretending to be unique😂🖕🏻

[@fabiana7157]

@@indumatipngtuber2790 Narcissists aren't usually insecure losers like these guys. They think highly of themselves, they don't whine

[@jotriDerSalzige]

Looks more like a case of DID.

[@snoot_mcgoot]

Every time I'm tempted to re-download Tinder, I watch one of these videos. Thank u for keeping me strong.

[@MechaGriffin]

Somebody needs to rework that app and create a better community.

[@monus782]

@@MechaGriffin I thought Bumble was supposed to be the answer for that.

[@casualantisocial6030]

I'm considering downloading Tinder so I can find people like this for a laugh and some stuff for Reddit.

[@LotsaJunk]

Tinder is great because you have the chance of matching with someone cool and then you have the chance of making fun of a nice guy as he reveals his internalized mental illnesses.

[@fernandoleamshake7031]

Chill ass dudes like me are on there too. You dont have tinder, you cant find someone like me who can make fun of these losers with you.

[@bubby9732]

This video is basically "girls answer to nice guys in a different or more positive way and they still get angry"

[@xgullafter9590]

Drabswin or maybe they're being nice

[@salmaabdullahgb]

@Drabswin yep sadly a lot of us have heard stories where guys will get violent

[@maninredhelm]

Yeah, but some continue to engage these guys after the conversation has soured even when presented a natural stopping point to drop the discussion. In "nicegirls" videos, the guys are much more likely to let it just mercifully end when given the chance, rather than wring every last tortured drop of desperation out of the nicegirl. I'm suspicious of the motives of some of the women who keep these conversations going long past what's necessary. Not that I'd waste any sympathy on the hurt feelings of abuse-spewing niceguys.

[@salmaabdullahgb]

@@maninredhelm if it's someone you see in the regs or not just a stranger it might not be so simple to ignore or end convo because you'll see them

[@user-yp7ke4et7o]

her: sorry i have a boyfriend. niceguy: but i asked politely :(

[@uponwrath4372]

Naruto Uzumaki but whyyyyy...?

[@lizageorge8923]

How on Earth did you land that username, you lucky duck-

[@kabutoyakushi9739]

I wonder if Hinata ever had to deal with this shit

[@rebeccaschroder3000]

@@kabutoyakushi9739 probably But who knows?

[@freshmilk7122]

I rejected politely:)

[@broskydoodle6697]

_MY DAILY DOSE OF DOUCHE_

[@BlazeLibra]

With a side of daily dose of dingus

[@im-flare]

And don't forget your prescription of two cringe compilation videos

[@crimson6988]

Daily dose of depression

[@chloejacobs1565]

and your prescribed dose of angry teens

[@averyatkinson862]

*_Daily_*

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

"You look so cute 😍" ✖ "Howdy girl, want to see my Bionicle collection? 😎" ✔

[@AmaryInkawult]

Bionicle?! You have this monster girl's attention...

[@risris.18]

you know the way to a girl's heart 👌👌😍😍😩👌

[@itsyaboiguzma]

@Ralph09900 Lo bro if they don't light up we gonna have some issues.

[@20cnVision]

Ironically enough, this might actually work.

[@kiethepl33p45]

kinda shit that turns a straight man gay

[@bookjunk]

The cognitive dissonance of these people is staggering. Step 1: Off-putting attempt to flirt Step 2: Wildly offensive overreaction to (inevitable) rejection Step 3: Contradictory claims of being a nice guy WTF?

[@bunglesnurch2062]

I sometimes wonder how many of these are real because the irony is powerful and I feel even basic lifeforms can understand the irony behind it. "I'm a nice guy you dumb bitch"

[@seant1326]

Step ??? (don't know where this would go): Ignore the fact the girl is already in a relationship/make false accusations of the preexisting romantic partner.

[@bookjunk]

ha, yes, I forgot that step. 'Why doesn't this dumb bitch immediately dump her boyfriend (who I'm gonna assume is a jerk) for me (who behaves exactly like a jerk) because I told her she's beautiful (and then, when she told me she isn't interested, went on to tell her she's ugly and fat and stupid and will never find love) ??? Life is a mystery/Bitches be crazy, amiright?'

[@zubaidididi9384]

actually there's indeed these type of people out there, they're being ignorant and selfish.

[@ninototo1]

They probably have a really shitty life and a giant inferiority complex. This has warped their perception.

[@ukulelesandscreaming164]

"just say no and just cut it off" "No" "*Drags it out for the next five years*"

[@drewcharpentier8670]

This is like free sociology classes

[@CesarDaSalad]

Please don't assume this is how people behave in the real world.

[@TiaguinhouGFX]

@@CesarDaSalad I'd very much like to believe people like those in the video don't exist but, unfortunely, they do.

[@CesarDaSalad]

Tiago G. I mean sure, weird antisocial people are gonna behave like this, but that doesn't mean this is how people in general behave

[@monus782]

Having taken anthropology I just have an interest in the whole NiceGuy/Incel phenomenon as I want to assume that interactions like these are ONE feature of the "dating scene", if you can call it that way. Not necessarily happens everyday as everyone else says.

[@shq3170]

Cesar The Salad The general majority of people obviously don’t act like this. Doesn’t change the fact that there are people who do

[@totothesquid6239]

Repeat after me. Being a decent human and interacting with you doesn't mean she's into you. Being a decent human and interacting with you doesn't mean she's into you. _Being a decent human and interacting with you doesn't mean she's into you._ *_Being a decent human and interacting with you doesn't mean she's into you._*

[@peromiestiloesunico]

Oh really butt i already kidnapped the dog

[@robinchesterfield42]

I SO wish guys...well people, really...would take this to heart. Just by being a female nerd who gets enthusiastic about her interests and likes to chat with other people who like the same things, and who laughs at jokes that she thinks are funny...I have been stalked SO many times. Guys. I know it's difficult, especially when you're really young/lonely. But, girls being FRIENDLY is not the same thing as being FLIRTY. I'm a nerd, I get into things and chat animatedly about them and make snarky references and laugh at (funny) jokes. Heck, I'll even play a video game with you! That doesn't mean I'm into you sexually, though. It just means I enjoyed spending time with a fellow nerd. Funny thing is, in most cases the guy didn't even know what I looked like...just "IT AM GIRL? IT AM GIRL! GIRL TOUCH PEEPEE?!!" (Well, that one guy who said I looked just like Aeris from Final Fantasy VII and then cheerfully asked if it was okay if he killed my boyfriend? knew what I looked like, but other than him...)

[@shandasalad]

being a decent human and interacting with you doesn't mean she's into you. being a decent human and interacting with you doesn't mean she's into you. being a decent human and interacting with you doesn't mean she's into you.

[@magicavocado6528]

Repeating your opinion doesn't make it valid Repeating your opinion doesn't make it valid Repeating your opinion doesn't make it valid Repeating your opinion doesn't make it valid Repeating your opinion doesn't make it valid Repeating your opinion doesn't make it valid Repeating your opinion doesn't make it valid Repeating your opinion doesn't make it valid Repeating your opinion doesn't make it valid

[@Buch0u_1]

I agree with both of you here. She's right in her statement, but you're correct that repeating it doesn't make it valid, even though in this case, it's a valid statement.

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

Some major tips for guys looking to date someone (as compiled from these videos): 1. Not every interaction with another human being is 'flirting' or 'leading on'. You wouldn't think of your boss handing you a file as flirting. 2. Nobody owes you a relationship. Gestures of kindness do not guarantee or even insinuate a romantic commitment. 3. Most of the pickup lines you think are 'clever' or 'sexy' will not be viewed as such universally. These bad lines may include (but are not limited to) words such as: -sleeping -knight/maiden -watch(ing) -females -cherish -nudes -dream(s) -Alpha/Beta -specimen 4. 'Already dating/taken' is an automatic 'no', and you cannot change it. Also, do not try to change a 'no'; just move on if you don't have a chance with someone. 5. Continuing to try the same person more than once is just... sad. It's pitiful and makes you look desperate. 6. Once you have verbally assaulted an individual, your chances of entering into an intimate relationship with them within the next few months is 0%. So refrain from calling desirable mates 'cunt' or 'bitch' or 'whore', and avoid death threats or suggesting suicide if you truly still desire their companionship. 7. Self-pity adds to the creepiness and does not help your case. If you have to resort to trickery, narcissism, and guilt-tripping, you're unlikely to hold many relationships, let alone begin them. 8. Proper spelling is not always key, but it does help. A few grammatical and spelling errors is acceptable and normal, but too many makes you seem young/uneducated- thus, less desirable. BONUS TIP: You can absolutely live your life WITHOUT having a mate every waking moment. There's no time limit on finding a suitable partner. Not every attractive person you meet is going to be worth it. Take your time, view your options, and keep an eye out for ACTUAL flirting. Flirting may sound like: -"Hey, maybe we should hang out some more. Just the two of us...?" -"If you don't have plans this weekend, maybe we could do something together." -"I know you like [franchise] and they just released a new movie. Wanna go see it?" This has been a 'beginning a relationship' PSA, published by some random chick who watched all ten r/niceguys Top Posts of All Time videos.

[@swiggyswagg4292]

I thoroughly enjoyed this essay. A+

[@tempestsentinel9133]

You forgot the guys mentioning how "nice", "genuine", "chivalrous", "gentlemanly" and "polite" they are once they get rejected amidst all the cussing but I agree with everything you posted. If these guys could see how much this is a turn off to women, maybe they'd figure out that they're doing is just really creepy. I'm just happy I've never experienced a nice guy and hope to God I never will.

[@redcamerachronicles]

Hey, dose this work on lesbians? 😂

[@shingshongshamalama]

Honestly the other points are barely even important. The real big one that Nice Guys can't get over is number 1. Women are human beings. They have free will. They do not owe you anything.

[@WilliamMcAdams]

Like, dating is easy AF honestly. I'm a below average looking dude, and I've always dated chicks above my league - appearance wise. Like, just say some shit "Yo, I'm sorry about ('X' inconvenience), take it easy. Oh, btw, I like your hair. I dont see many chicks that can pull that off, but you're doing a damn fine job. Aight, later" Literally how me and my current girlfriend started talking 2 years ago. Like, dont even listen to this dudes tips. Just dont be a cockring, quit putting chicks on pedestals, and talk to them like fucking humans. Lol. Chicks are dumb, gross, and fucked up - just like everyone else. They arent some fucking goddess. I promise. Even the most bomb babe is dumb, gross, and fucked up to some degree. Just like you. Find someone that your stupidity, grime, and retardation click with and hang onto them.

[@allycattiny]

"Why do nice guys turn into 1950s gangsters when they get rejected?" "Make like a tree and get hit by a bus ya dirty TRAYMP" I'm crying 😂👏 And I also love how you gradually turn into fester from the adams Family every time you read something stupid.

[@ozzie607]

The chick that said she'd still be his friend and hang out with him was giving him a chance to prove himself, and he did. He proved himself to be a complete child.

[@lukenichols8219]

7:46 I politely asked you to cheat on your boyfriend with me, and you STILL said no!

[@blacktigerpaw1]

There are always polyamorous boards this lad can go to.

[@nunkatsu]

"I can't understand women these days, there are loyal no matter how nice [oof] are guys to them"

[@almicc]

"It's *customary* to show a little ass." this has me dying xD

[@chestnut45]

W O W

[@ManiaMac1613]

"I opened this door, now open those legs"

[@alezarde211]

I was raised in a village where that was tradition. So by declining you are offending an entire culture. So show that ass

[@yellowfang42]

If I ever have daughters, I'm gonna teach them to shut down guys like this. Same with sons and nicegirls

[@sammygecko_]

Just... be a good parent and teach your kid empathy (if they don’t have a lot of it naturally). Make sure to teach them that relationships in pop culture and reality are NOT THE SAME!! They’ll probably figure it out on their own as they mature but the posisbility that they WONT is dangerous (because kids usually reflect what they see, in the most simplest of ways to describe growing up)

[@neksnek2032]

Or just... Teach your children to reject creeps in general

[@ravenID429]

Why are both replies to this comment acting like you’re in the wrong while saying the exact same thing lol

[@jasperjazzie]

@@ravenID429 exactly lmao,, and the reply like "just teach them about creeps in general" is so annoying bc like, yeah i'm sure they will, but this is about niceguys so ofc they're talking abt niceguys...i hate the people who go into places like this and then are like "but what about the creepy women?!?!?" like yeah they should be talked about too but like. time and place lmao

[@sillymari01]

what happened to the "oof" censors, those were the best

[@junkoenoshima7368]

Agreed

[@bbbbbbb51]

They gotta be peppered in yaknow. Grandfather bits

[@blakesimmons5130]

Yeah can't abuse that *oof*

[@gustersgd]

XD guys this is so epic i love oof its so funny haHAA

[@gustersgd]

dab

[@TheDonutMan3000]

Hard to swallow pills: censoring swearwords won't bring monetisation back.

[@lennykelly3752]

Moritz R *STARES AT DEMONETISATION SYMBOL*

[@daltonbedore8396]

Moritz R thats an O O F

[@SimonAndthensome4u]

what happened to the oofs?

[@angryyogbuscus1578]

OOF

[@Chloe-zf5bw]

Guy: Damn girl you're hot asf! Girl: I'm sorry but I'm currently in a relationship Guy: Man... my feelings are hurt but I understand. *This is literally how the situation should be. Even with vice versa genders.*

[@waleedanwar2098]

Alternate response: understandable, have a nice day

[@krazyglue5365]

•Chloe• z

[@dimabu3265]

This is 2 months too late but I never understood why women are on such sites/apps like tinder while beeing in a relationship. Whats the point. The attention ? Or am I missing something

[@anidiot192]

@@dimabu3265 they've already started going out with someone they've matched with, or started going out with someone after they started using that site/app.

[@Chloe-zf5bw]

@@anidiot192 💀💀💀

[@kamilee4123]

The thing about nice guys/girls is... I kinda understand their thoughts. I recently found out my best guy friend, who I'm crushing on, likes some freshman girl at his school (we're juniors in high school, went to elementary/middle school together) and she likes him. I've thought "she probably only likes him for the status of dating an upperclassman, it'll never work out and I hope it doesn't, I've known him so much longer" etc, other nice girl thoughts, but then I've realized: Wait, I sound like all the people on these videos. And yeah, rejection hurts. It's not fun and I get why these people think and act this way. But you know what? If I said any of that to him, it would A) Make me a rotten human being, B) Decrease any chances we might have of getting together in the future, and C) Would be extremely immature on my part and embarrassing for the both of us. I love him, yes, but he's also my friend. All these people need to grow up and realize that just cause you know someone well doesn't guarantee anything, and you need to learn to value people of the opposite gender as friends, not just objects of sexual/romantic desire. Also, don't expect girls who don't have any idea who you are to date/hook up with you just cause you complimented them. Just... don't.

[@CairnOwl]

Self-awareness is the first and most powerful step to bettering yourself. Keep your chin up, friend; high school is a rough time, but you will get through it. And with good people to surround yourself with!

[@ichigobestgirl5658]

Kami Lee stay positive and you'll get laid some day

[@CairnOwl]

@@ichigobestgirl5658 I don't believe that that is the right attitude for this comment, but you do you.

[@kamilee4123]

Ichigo best girl thanks I guess? Lol

[@kamilee4123]

Also TBH now I don’t really like him in that way anymore cause I’ve realized he’s very immature still so

[@opheliasgh0st]

Guy: “Hey you’re really pretty do you wanna go out with me?” Girl: “No thanks, I’m sorry but I’m not interested” Guy: “That’s ok! I respect your decision and realize I’m not entitled to you because I complimented you :)” If only, right?

[@EvilNecroid]

lol the world has gone mad

[@cokecinderella5520]

thankfully i’ve met a lot of these guys, they exist and kudos for them for being decent 😄

[@clayzor8231]

If only

[@Mzmissy215]

"nice guys" heads just exploded reading that

[@cosminaalex]

@@Mzmissy215 totally XD

[@nincibabinci]

If he uses the word "female" while texting you *RUN*

[@playmother345]

hepleGod nice guy: hello female Girl: *runs at sonic speed away.*

[@dpunch5192]

Her: "I'm sorry about your Mom, did they catch the murderer?" Him: "Thanks. They did, but all the cops told me is that the prime suspect is female." Her: *runs*

[@ronan3048]

Actually the nicest nice guys use the word f'male.

[@lettylunasical4766]

If they use 'femoid' or 'femalien' run and hide.

[@heyitsnotarisatv]

I just heard a beat drop in my head when I read "RUN"

[@joelontong7449]

*iM nOT lIkE thE oTHEr GUys*

[@geekinc3293]

Said *EVERY OTHER GUY*

[@cameronfox4401]

*Im A nICe GuY*

[@venomm4563]

*im NOt lIKe thE oTHEr GiRLS* said every girl in history

[@joelontong7449]

*i wEAR mY FEdora bAcKWArds*

[@joelontong7449]

@@venomm4563 said every *oThER* girl you mean

[@shinysmeargle2037]

To quote my dad here “It’s better to start out as friends and have that develop into a relationship than to immediately start with a relationship”

[@burmessafox3939]

Would I be wrong if a guy asked me to send them a nude, and I send them a picture of a naked man?

[@karlacolon4225]

Bickslow'sLover Harlequin only if you don't share his reaction lol

[@EvilNecroid]

lol

[@brenna1964]

That's hilarious I'm going to do this now, thank you

[@cyanidesmile7263]

I've done it before. Or just keep sending a picture of a loading screen if you wanna troll them a little 😂

[@thetoposticky123]

Yes. Very. That's why you should do it

[@jemmascott5559]

See if a person casually refers to guys as 'males' or women as 'females' they're someone you should avoid.

[@jakeystarsuper]

What's wrong with that?

[@OmegaElevenEngage]

@@jakeystarsuper EVERYTHING

[@An_Amazing_Login5036]

Well, it depends on context. When you say ”male” or ”female” your’e basically using science words to describe an OBJECT of interest. When your using people words, like Man, Woman, Non-binary etc. your describing someone as a person. If someone said ”you are an beautiful male” i would be upset by being robbed the personhood that ”you are an beautiful man” implicitly gives me. I think I’m a person and I’d like to think that others agree.

[@jakeystarsuper]

@@An_Amazing_Login5036 male and female associate with people as well and there is no non binary just men and women.

[@An_Amazing_Login5036]

JakeyStar 2019 yes, male and female associate with people, but in a very unfun way. It’s the association of statistics of birth, death, disease, causaulties of war, causaulties of natural disaster, poverty, hunger, crime etc. That male and female are (for some strange reason) preferentially used by oppressors, conquerors, abusive people, bigots, people with little concept of other peoples personhood, ”Nice guys” and ”Nice girls” does not help my perception of those words. Look, I’m not going to deal with either misinformation or transphobia right now. Thank you for understanding that via the sentiment that non-binary people somehow do not exist you are denying people an integral part of their identity and that is rather mean of you.

[@jpearseed1179]

*tips fedora at mosquito* M'laria

[@stephanykishiora7500]

Now this is the laugh I needed after a long day

HA!

[@nickbarrett7163]

I laughed to hard at this

[@gremshabs]

yes, just yes

[@kiethepl33p45]

you sir, deserve a medal.

[@idontevenknow9758]

These are the most self loathing men I’ve ever seen in my life. My god grow up and just accept that dating is not just pestering girls online with lame compliments.

[@johngoodman4829]

In my experience, its pestering the 10% of women you have the best odds off succeeding with irl and then taking a couple rejections in the process before finally finding the one who actually wants to bang

[@johngoodman4829]

I like to think of myself as a bit of a p*ssy detective, sort of like Sherlock Holmes. The careful process of investigating and eliminating potential suspects until I "nail" one down

[@johngoodman4829]

P*ssy never sleeps and neither do I

[@sammygecko_]

Narcissism + insecurity/self-loathing = People who think they deserve anything they want and don’t think that anything they ever do it’s wrong AND people who have fragile egos and will combust on the spot if there’s even a CHANCE of them “failing”. They just see themselves as bad but don’t understand why and sadly don’t realize that they need to self reflect, get empathy, and change as a person (which is very possible with the right mindset.)

[@0rbeez]

@@johngoodman4829 as hilarious as the term “pussy detective” is, kinda sad you ain’t gay so you can’t be a “Sherlock Holmo”

[@ssyncc1729]

Hey im a nice guy *2 seconds later YoU SmElL lIkE sTiNkY BaLoNeY

[@godofdoor6558]

:(

[@thebrutusmars]

My mom said you smell like stinky baloney.

[@evanericksonmusic]

Dezire i fucking lost it at the stinky baloney part

[@ssyncc1729]

Evan Erickson Ikr. Ill now use that as an insult

[@gabrielmendez4161]

I really hope that was a troll

[@ItsYaBoiBigBozo]

This is why I avoid calling myself a nice guy, because that phrase translates to "I am a sociopath who can't take no for an answer."

[@goompo]

"I am a person of the male gender who is of a kind mentality." Jesus, that sounds _way_ worse.

[@thenintendocyclops1074]

To be fair, a lot of people I know who are genuinely nice don't really refer to or think of themselves as nice to begin with. So it's probably in the same vein as how actually being humble and then stating you are when asked-even if it's true- typically makes people think "OK, so 'no' then."

[@leavy]

“Actions speak louder than words” didn’t catch on as an idiom for nothin’

[@troostan2776]

I freakin hate these nice guys. They are so mean to these beautiful women and claim to be nice guys when they’re really just assholes. I, however, am a gentleman and would treat these women with the decency and respect they deserve. Nice guys need to step back because Sal is in the building. Love, Sal

[@rosemaryhofstedt6703]

Sal Vulcano we love you, Sal ❤️

[@Leo-tu8gh]

We appreciate you sal

[@Mothman-185]

Sal Vulcano irony

[@donovanf4546]

TAKE ME SENPAIIIIII

[@FFakiha]

Saaaal 😂

[@helpfulhandgrenade1472]

-r/Nice guys- r/Sociopaths [10]

[@rebeccaschroder3000]

you are exposing the truth! You might shatter there frail psyche

[@linkadoodle9568]

11:58 if the post starts with "dear females" you know you're for a doosy

[@josefreitas4516]

Or if it starts with hello beautiful😏

[@ShiningDialga]

The moment they say "Chad" in an unironic way... RUN!

[@joanthemad5894]

ShiningDialga that's a red flag right there.

[@BackpainMcGee]

“Hi there, I’m Chad, how are you” *runs the fuck away*

[@Arkayjiya]

Seriously it must be hard to be named Chad these days. Nearly 1/10th as hard as being hit on by these terrifying assholes.

[@jacobkarbacka2166]

NO PAPI SORROW GIVE US BACK THE "OOF" CENSOR EFFECT! JUST CUTTING OT THE WORDS ISNT WORKING

[@CesarDaSalad]

No oofs? Oof...

[@kacoh.9111]

we need the Oof!

[@kvltizt]

>oof Yikes >yikes YOWZERS

[@mostlyghostly6615]

Swooce that boi

[@declanandrewbell]

support comrade oof

[@Jessie_Helms]

Coming from a guy who, although never this severe [edit for clarity: I never threatened someone, harassed someone, or used that extreme of language, but I had the same absolutely broken mindset] struggled with the same mindset all through high school: These guys honestly think so lowly of themselves that they think anyone who’s remotely kind, think they’re so ugly that anyone who even smiles at them, and are so anti-social that anyone even attempting to include them, seems to be someone irrationally interested in them. “Someone liked my pic AND followed me? SHE MUST BE IN LOVE!” (Actual example from one of these videos). To be clear, I am not saying, “oh no they’re not bad, just misunderstood!” I’m saying they’re literally so wrapped up in delusion that they honestly believe the BS they’re spewing. The way I got out of my stupid world was a combination of taking an EQ test that revealed just how out of touch with people I was, getting told I made a girl uncomfortable by someone I trusted, and finding these videos which showed just where my false mindsets eventually would lead me if I didn’t change. It took a *long time* , and I still occasionally catch myself catching feels wayyyy too quickly, or getting upset about something super insignificant, but now that I *know* it’s a problem I’ve come leaps and bounds towards being a, ya know, normal functioning adult. I guess what I’m trying to say is this: If you’re a “Nice Guy”, you need to reality check yourself, and remember it’s not too late to change. If you know a Nice Guy, check your relationship- you just might be the person who can pull them back from the edge (although I’d only recommend guys do it- a girl trying would probably only make the guy think you’re in love). If you are being harassed by a Nice Guy, know it’s entirely *NOT* your fault in any way. They’re wrong, they’re broken, and they’re the ones with faulty thinking.

[@stoicwolf7376]

A major issue is girls feel the need to be kind even towards really awkward situations. I personally am nice to everyone, and sometimes I interact with someone who doesn’t get treated nicely normally. So they think it’s flirting and we’re leading them on, then they get mad when you are honest and say it was just a friendship. If a girl is mean from the beginning, she’s a bitch. If she turns a guy down when she just wants to be friends, she’s a bitch. If she is dating someone else, she’s a slut. There’s no winning with these self and women hating guys.

[@kaz7815]

@Beemanq unless they are going to schools like Sandy Hooks?

[@mr.coconut2310]

@@kaz7815 oh shiieet

[@kaz7815]

@@mr.coconut2310 xD

[@Felix-Felix]

Like Beemanq just mentioned. These people are problematic and toxic anyway, there's no "winning". You just happened to cross their path. Keep treating people nicely, you end up finding 1 great friend among the "weirdness" out there. The ones that go mad on ya are dodged bullets.

[@jotriDerSalzige]

Get the experienced once in your life. One day they'll start to see when you flirt and when you're just nice. And lead the newbies to me. I'll gonna punish them until they see the difference. Ahem, sorry. I'll "shape" 'em.

[@lozzoe]

"I however am completely different" -Every nice guy E V E R

[@jenandjuice_]

Lozzoe *LITERALLY*

[@Fanrose2475]

Probably

[@pokris3385]

Your weeb ass ain’t getting hit on by no one. Not even nice guys.

[@ethanb5413]

The world needs a nice guy doll that plays pre recorded sorrow TV voices when you tip its fedora.

[@magicalmess6255]

I need this Badly

[@s0Shi]

The $20/month Patreon special

[@bweedon3966]

i am going to steal and copyright this idea

[@applejuice5635]

I'd buy the fook outta that.

[@Gretaisworking]

Why would I need this when they're a dime on dozen on reddit tho

[@Emma-te6mi]

"Just say you don't want to date me and be done with it" "Ok, I don't want to date you" "BUT WHYYYYY THOOOOO?!?!! >:(((("

[@Legendaryhead]

These are the same guys who claim women feel entitled lol

[@dondemitri3760]

yeah, you do!!!! ...not, I mean seriously these guys make me wanna kms

[@Monkofpo]

Not a nice guy, and I believe some women are entitled. However, I am an asshole, so eShrug. Also, women that think they are oppressed make me wanna kms.

[@harvest00210]

It’s funny how guys give women an unsolicited compliment and expect the sky to open up.

[@ghostthred7002]

Hey don't lump all of us in with these stumpbags. By the way you're beautiful, we should procreate IMMEDIATELY

[@Stokedhavok]

Ghostthread Hahaha!

[@goompo]

"You got a nice left armpit!" "Well, by law of compliments, I have to date you now."

[@somabalestra1131]

I don't want to ruin the 69 likes, damn it!

[@shnacallanan2656]

also her legs

[@Amethyst_Spark]

The immediate contradiction is scary. How devoid of self-awareness can you be? Jeezus.

[@pvtwade7057]

I can just imagine one of these guys going "I smell F E M A L E S" while bear crawling

[@scotthenderson292]

Thanks for that horrible imagery. I'll be seeing that in my nightmares.

[@fabiana7157]

@@scotthenderson292 😂😂 same tho

[@deusphage9149]

*Why are all the phones at 12%*

[@brianchuvay8754]

From spamming the same copy and paste text over and over to every girl in a ten mile radius maybe even more haha

[@fishainsley]

Quite a few are fake.

[@deusphage9149]

@@fishainsley Ah, I understand now. Fake phones only have 12% battery life. Thanks!

[@16JPE]

That's how much patience these nice guys have.

[@naarwhales3333]

Because the convos take so much time and patience so the battery dies lol

[@StarryOpalescence]

Imagine a nice girl gets rejected by a nice guy then the guy comes back later to flirt but gets rejected too *has popcorn* Edit: woah thanks for the likes guys

[@justanotherchannelwithauno7580]

*WORLD WAR BEGGINS*

[@Dice-Z]

They'd be so desperate i don't think they'd reject them in the first place. Perhaps they'd somehow manage together, which in most cases i'd expect it to turn into a very toxic relationship.

[@ghosetclosetanimals4life667]

@electric_hiccup 707 Yeah but we all know a nice guy/girl wouldn't put themselves on a sub-reddit that makes fun of them.

[@Sunny-we7uv]

Nah wouldnt work. Nice guys and nice girls always look for chads and rebeccas. They basically project themselves onto other ppl

[@stoon0707]

"BUT WHY THO????" - made me laugh 🤣

[@fatquickscope4150]

"I was 16 in that photo" "so?" *spams close button* LET ME OOOOUUUUUTTTTTTTT

[@Cecilpedia]

If you get rejected, do not fly off the handle and call a woman, or anyone in general, durogatory terms. Instead, make it clear that you respect their decision and calmly move on. If you get angry that they don't respond right away, take into consideration that they are A) busy, B) in a different time zone and are asleep, or C) choosing to not be on social media at all. Give them time to be able to respond. Getting angry could make them uncomfortable and as a result not respond at all.

[@VIMaggotVIBrainzVI]

The thing is, the people who really, really need this advice most likely aren't gonna listen to it.

[@kossettereaditte7552]

@@VIMaggotVIBrainzVI its funny but true

[@imaginaryboy2000]

Nice Guys don't understand what sleep is in the first place, 60% of them are shitty NEETs or edgy teens

[@mopbuckets4734]

nice guys dont understand what sleep is in the first place. 60% of them are edgy teens.

[@kirawolf98]

Do you think these nice guys ever watch these and see their own messages and reflect on themselves and see the error* of their ways? Yeah, me neither

[@goompo]

Nice Guy: *Removes fedora* My god... I've made a mistake...

[@Psyker_Unredactus]

@@goompo *sheaths katana* i have been mislead

[@thatnerdinthecomments4678]

Some of them do.

[@ne9835]

I hope they do.

[@trihermawan9553]

@@ne9835 hard to swallow, I did 2 years ago. But thanks to this Reddit I'm able to kill my past self

[@kvltizt]

Hey. I think you dropped these. *self awareness and dignity*

[@absolutechaotic397]

No u

[@AzurePsycho25]

Reverse

[@absolutechaotic397]

**I use my trap card Blueisdank**

[@rosedragon3498]

Respec

[@littlespeck]

He retracted a 🅱️icture of his 🅱️enis

[@n3v3rg01ngback]

Little Speck Benis.

[@sorchacrabhan5937]

Retracted his penis

[@tammybertrand796]

Oh he undid sending a 🅱icture of his 🅱enis

[@mgb2172]

@@sorchacrabhan5937 ah the fabled retractable wiener

[@angelaphsiao]

If a guy is not cool with being just friends, he’s not worthy of being a boyfriend

[@randomrandom-zf8vv]

I mean that's not really true. If you are looking for a relationship and barely keep up with your friends as it is you won't try to make another friend. It's totally fine to not be interested in a friendship same as it's totally fine to not be interested in a relationship. The only important thing is that people are on the same page with what they actually want from one another.

[@angelaphsiao]

random random22222 ok that’s fair I guess

[@randomrandom-zf8vv]

Your friends aren't your romantic interest , they don't fulfill the same need. Not even close. You don't have time to keep up with each and every single one of your friends, and you most likely don't need another one, but you can make time for your partner obviously since that is your priority. Not wasting time on someone who has no romantic interest in you is pretty normal human behavior.

[@Pretty.Biology.Princess]

random random22222 ehhh I would wanna be friends with someone before dating them

[@sugarnads]

Brown Eyed Beauty thaaats what women tell guys over n over. Friends first blahblah. And so much wondering why some guys think a woman being friendly is the first step in the romance dance" Its what theyre told constantly.

[@mafiacat88]

The trick here is if you have to say you are something....you're not that thing. some examples: I'm a "nice guy" "cool person" "very stable genius" Welcome to the "*democratic* republic of congo" "*urine free* public pool"

[@burntgrahamcracker2866]

mafiacat88 I hope this works with diabetic I'm on my last leg

[@Lee1995S]

Jack Brearley You've been dying for an excuse to use that, haven't you?

[@monus782]

Niceguys and the r/iamverysmart crowd are exactly the reason why I have a hard time describing myself, especially to others, especially because of what you said. I refuse to think that there's anything "special" to me as that would show arrogance, for example, so I just let people decide for themselves what my traits are by my actions. As I've found though that doesn't always help, as society seems to depend on defining people on a few traits at first glance. On the other hand, would this work if I started giving myself negative descriptions, such as saying I'm a douchebag? Or this only works on positive traits?

[@burntgrahamcracker2866]

monus782 no the negative traits thing at best would seem self depreciating and at worst self pitying just stop caring about other people's opinions and do what's best to you

[@bunda9937]

I have various mental disorders. WeLp DOnT NEeD tHerEpY AnYmORe!

[@HondaCivic-jc3mz]

0:52 can we just appreciate this man's patience... Each message a whole 1 minute apart!

[@melanoma7220]

I know, right? Each second contains a full thousand milliseconds. :D

[@larsswig912]

5:37 every breath you taaake every move you maaaake Every step you'll take Every bond you'll break I'll be watching you

[@namehere6008]

Hey sorrow. When's the next nice girl? I wanna know if Samantha comes back for her revenge?

[@DDS8246]

*gasps* we do not speak her name....or she will come.

[@Chukwu_TC]

Giovanni El Thunder yea that shit was fire....

[@she5139]

Omg 😂

[@godofdoor6558]

She will come to our hometown

[@sithgem301]

He killed her though. Gonna turn into a soap opera if she makes a comeback