nick miller being relatable for four minutes straight

"i am not a successful adult. i don't eat vegetables and/or take care of myself"
twitter: @lmthedream

[@smileyjenny1997]

"I don't trust fish! They breathe water, that's crazy."

[@jennabreland5261]

Its the delivery, gold :)

[@ravenous2650]

@@jennabreland5261 fr tho 😂 I came down to look for comment appreciation on that scene

[@anarosa2219]

"my funeral is my time to shine" is one of my favorite quotes from the entire show

[@GuitarSolosInc.]

I say imbecile like Schmidt, like 3 times a day. And yell I hate doors constantly.

[@anarosa2219]

@@GuitarSolosInc. not gonna lie, i do the same.

[@potcandhp93]

I am not convinced I can read I’ve just memorize a lot of words is my favorite! I can relate to it the most 😂

[@GuitarSolosInc.]

@@anarosa2219 it's so much fun!! No one ever knows what I'm talking about though.

[@anarosa2219]

@@GuitarSolosInc. i knoww, thats the part that sucks, this is why new girl should get more recognition! i use quotes form this show on a daily basis haha they have sooo many good ones. also i sing to myself 1000x more than i already used to so we can thank jess for that hahaha

[@fatima-hs5pj]

"where are you schmidt, this place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with" god i miss this show.

[@dylanadavis6522]

One of the best lines.

[@mohamedkhaled5523]

WILL THERE BE ANOTHER SEASON??

[@ryanoliveira1438]

@@mohamedkhaled5523 Did u see the ending? pretty sure there won't be

[@SpookeyClown]

Me too my friend... me too

[@mayalynnj]

@@mohamedkhaled5523 no they ended it’s my favorite show :((

[@moviegal6000]

My favorite is “Stop being so mean to me or I swear to God I’m gonna fall in love with you.”

[@louisem7129]

Watched that one today haha

[@gettin-ziggy-with-it]

@@louisem7129 what episode was it from ?

[@randomgirl22695]

I have actually used this line on a guy God help me

[@gettin-ziggy-with-it]

@@randomgirl22695 lmaoo its a mood

[@toyinjacobs6447]

@@gettin-ziggy-with-it find out the episode??

[@bethstie]

I watched new girl for the first time this year, and as a struggling 23 year old the line "I am not a successful adult. I don't eat vegetables and/or take care of myself." simultaneously attacked me and made me feel safe

[@emmylia]

same, i really Felt that line😔🤟

[@audreywarren6777]

We're all in this together now

[@evangelistkwame723]

My line is, life sucks, and then it gets better and it sucks again.

[@darkvoidboy3940]

The secret to adulting: Everyone is faking it.

[@robertcrawford1791]

Welcome to the addiction

[@imjustlouisalonzo]

"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol." Yes sir Nick Miller, you are right. Haha

[@Avoiceintheshadow]

He's right about the inside wound. Outside one, not so much. Damages the tissue and can inhibit healing.

[@CartGod666]

@@Avoiceintheshadow らあたはあさたらたはたらたさたらたさたらちさたらたなたらたはまかたらたらまささらさらさらしらさらさらさらしらさらしらさらさらしらせすゅすめさみっさちいれやかにふ

[@nyxm2942]

i mean you can fix an inside wound with rubbing alcohol if that’s how it’s gonna go

[@agz2598]

Its sCiEncE

[@angadpal1379]

The only dialogue that's missing is "Nick miller, turning lemonades into lemons since 1981"

[@tasmaniatigermoa9293]

My favorite quote

[@jc7299]

He's 40???!

[@spookyho5994]

yes

[@AmalWatchesStuff]

@@jc7299 terrifying

[@leighdawg9574]

@@jc7299 30 at the beginning of the show and 39 at the end

[@Cubiepoof]

He’s such a fricking mess why am I attracted to him?? 😂

[@ujalabatool8154]

hah.come 'here gimme a hug now you .

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

Well the true answer is that you probably didn't have very loving parents and now your maternal instincts take over whenever you see someone that needs help because you want to give them the love and support that you never got as a child.

[@sunshineyyyy]

Because he's nick miller

[@Roshel_L]

@@hagridsdisappointingson769 why are you making so much sense? please stop! 😤

[@user-pt3yy1nf7i]

@@hagridsdisappointingson769 not me starting crying after reading this comment

[@JessW8511]

“If we needed to talk about feelings, they’d be called talkings.” One of the best lines of the whole show. I love Nick Miller. 🤣

[@aasthasahay3581]

In stitches bc of this line 🤣

[@b3llalina]

No, cause in real life, if a guy told me that, I would bust out laughing and I would fold 😂

[@lenhlevilakati9525]

My fav quote "I was not building a bomb, I was just curious" Nick(New girl)

[@jelliclesongs]

omg

[@patriotgirl1274]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anatine_banana_69]

Writers, amirite?

[@Lunaperu]

“stop being so mean to me or i swear to god i’m gonna fall in love with you” nick’s best line

[@m0t0b33]

nah.. "I never jumped out of a moving car before" that one was epic.. or the one where he said "The only man we've both been in love with" and the freak out with Prince.. screw it, they're all great :D

[@sammiepittman3130]

the funniest part of that scene was after she stopped yelling Nick was like “…no come back where you going?”

[@grumpy_sunshine]

nick heartily singing landslide as the apartment slowly descends into chaos because of jess' "meth" is my 2020 mood

[@madeleinewilliams4543]

Underrated comment

[@arianamitchell7050]

and he’s not even singing the right lyrics, he is fully making up words to the tune of landslide

[@Niniminns]

That episode was so funny. I was laughing so hard because I knew that it wasn't drugs.

[@Liza33650]

Nins Mins Which one was it do you remember ?

[@MaxximusP]

@@Liza33650 season 4 episode six, “Background Check”

[@coltonfairchild3902]

"I'm not convinced I know how to read, I just think I've memorized alot of words" 😂 Edit: First comment I've ever posted with 1000 likes, thank you everyone

[@emilymondragon8948]

i actually had that thought earlier today pft

[@extak2982]

That line made me question a lot more than it should’ve

[@kathrinefer7301]

What if its true?😕

[@kathrinefer7301]

I believe that we’re doing that and do realize

[@yyaaii]

Hahah it's my favorite one here too 😂

[@bellak46]

“I can water a cactus I’m not an idiot.” “Why are watering a cactus?” “Because I’m an idiot.” 😂😂😂 I love Nick. He is honestly one of the best characters

[@187420666es]

I love you for loving nick ❤️

[@alvarosanmartin296]

They're all great and they all have their moments

[@CoyGardnerbatman]

Underrated bit of prop comedy in this bit is that for some reason he's set the pot into a saucepan while watering it 😅

[@X_nien_vh]

He is such an iconic and one of the most relatable characters ever created!

[@cecilia8515]

Yeah I agree 😊 I love him he's my favourite character on the show ☺️

[@Maddy-gv4wm]

how can this human being pass the bar exam

[@the_varunrvel]

Any idiot more stupid than Miller (he's not that stupid he's dope) can get a degree.

[@justinfernandez1436]

By studying

[@bibliophilecb]

High intelligence, low wisdom.

[@strangething7379]

He's not dumb, he's depressed

[@tarafdershamim6747]

@@strangething7379 he's not depressed. He has anger issues like most people

[@liammagalhaes6579]

Nick’s relationship with Ruth is hilarious

[@JessW8511]

“Do you have my money, Ruth?” “Nooo.” “Then we got nothing to talk about.” 😂🤣

[@jayjaypaybay]

The way she punks him reminds me of my nieces.

[@sophiabenz6335]

But one creme de la creme of Nick Miller relatable quotes is missing: “If I had a quarter for every person I couldn’t hang out with because they hated Schmidt, I’d be rich. Like, fill-my-gas-tank-all-the-way-up rich.” I feel that every time.

[@TheParez]

This comment is even more relatable now than ever...

[@melissadacostacaturichi8249]

"Back off I'm starving...get your own french toast Jess!...I got these slices so they're for me to eat!... If you want the slices get your own slices!" My favourite quote😂💫

[@snigdhagokhale6053]

Nick doing burpees had me laughing so hard😂

[@SuperIICEMAN]

The joints clicking for me

[@anyonebutyou87]

I thought he was trying to do a push up? 🤣

[@snigdhagokhale6053]

@@anyonebutyou87 he tried doing both and adorably failed

[@simonegreco1958]

@@anyonebutyou87 burpees include push ups

[@SingingSuperstar28]

I've seen the burpees scene so many times and it never fails to make me laugh

[@lilianardolillo3953]

“I haven’t cleared my search history, I wasn’t building a bomb I was just curious” 😂 best quote

[@lydiabirretta]

i guess he's just the most relatable character ever written. i know that cause i've compiled a list of similarities between us and i got to 108 things

[@julchensweet2538]

I‘m kinda impressed but concerned at the same time 👏😟

[@ujalabatool8154]

yeah..

[@ujalabatool8154]

ot judgin...but i agree completely

[@savagexbabe4378]

Could you share it with us?

[@lhdr_]

@@savagexbabe4378 I would also be interested in seeing this list

[@julianarueda1152]

“ This place is fancy, I don’t know which fork to kill myself with” The most underrated line ever! ❤️

[@miranda5621]

Agreed !! So glad someone commented this 😂

[@cheyennehousley9165]

“ I DON’T TRUST FISH.... they breathe water that’s crazzzy” 😂😂😂🤣

[@shreyareddy1608]

another iconic one by Nick Miller "I like getting old. It feels like I'm aging into my personality"

[@whatkindofnameisella682]

nick's arc as a writer is one of my favorite things in the show. like it starts out as this running joke of how nick's a failure and never does anything, and then by the end of the show he's touring the world for his book series. whenever i'm down i just think, if nick miller did it, then so can i. also nothing is more relatable as a writer than "I wrote 20 pages and they're all good! some of them are good! five pages are good! i really like the title!"

[@terebertuccivoicemusic9821]

"If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called talkings" hahahaha

[@msnjs1939]

I mean, the logic is very sound

[@user-zs5tp9zi6n]

It is

[@AmaraEmme]

Nick is the most realistic portrayal of adult inattentive adhd I've ever beheld. I feel so seen.

[@Lukaerys_VT]

Right!?!?

[@apatheticgiraffe7775]

The entire episode where Nick hasn't been to the doctor's and has a mini breakdown (the funeral line episode) is entirely relatable.

[@adeeasrauf1710]

Which season

[@danyianoelle5448]

@@adeeasrauf1710 season 1 episode 4 i think

[@hibrea02]

2:04 THE CRACKING OF HIS BODY 😭😭

[@maggiemccarthy9270]

“I’m not convinced I know how to read. I’ve just memorized a lot of words” is literally one of my favorite lines. idk why, but i love it and it’s so true 😂

[@seanm6667]

"In your defense ive been working on my body doing my burpees and it shows" I have never related to anything more that what followed that.

[@Laura_Norda]

Especially all the clicking joints lol

[@ribi3]

Ikr lol

[@shreyareddy1608]

@@Laura_Norda and then he's wheezing after getting up from the floor. it's so hilarious

[@zoemattler4509]

“I’m pretty sure I’m having a heart attack and I haven’t arranged for anybody to clear my internet history. I wasn’t building a bomb! I was just curious.”

[@zkw100]

“I’ve never been more focused in my.... it was a spoon, I saw, it was a spoon”. Stop calling my inattentive self out like this.

[@tamarirekhviashvili4142]

Him and Julien Solomita have similar energy. And voices.

[@kittyk8438]

Aries men have my whole heart💓

[@ashutoshjain5094]

except for the not eating healthy and taking care of themselves part, *gasp* Julien is just a successful Nick Miller.

[@nancysandoval1725]

Omg, I’ve never thought about that! But it’s so true. I always think of Julien Solomita whenever I watch New Girl.

[@tamarirekhviashvili4142]

@@ashutoshjain5094 Julien is Nick after the series ended

[@ellengreene4506]

I REFUSE TO PAY FOR THE WEEFEE ...its wifi

[@elytrumi]

not according to my dad

[@janicec6029]

it's very funny to me cause i'm french and here we actually pronounce it weefee

[@artnaturally203]

Doesn't this exact exchange happen, word for word, in Supernatural between Bobby and Sam??

[@devilinred3319]

In México moms and dads calles like that 😂🇲🇽

[@linder5]

“woah! never jumped out of a moving car before!”😂

[@alishaheger-hansen1067]

"Look at that! I've never been an inspiration before! ... I don't like it. It's too much responsibility." 😂

[@divinelangene6813]

😂😂😂

[@Ilikefrogs..]

When you look like a Jess, but you’re actually a Nick 😂😂😂😭

[@PolyBiBadger]

Why is this me? 😂

[@BreakingBreadcrumbs]

Emoji Cringe: electric boogaloo

[@morganfreeman2102]

teleport teleport wahhhh emoji bad! shut up.

[@BreakingBreadcrumbs]

@@morganfreeman2102 someone here is cancerous

[@morganfreeman2102]

teleport teleport between your profile picture and using the word cancerous unironically...not sure what’s worse. get off reddit kid.

[@malenelund7370]

“You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.” Can’t argue with that logic😂

[@RobertsonIsland]

The amount of cracking when he does a burpee kills me

[@nellisanchez7649]

Was seeing if someone talked about the most iconic line of Nick especially for writers, "I'm a writer. We don't read, we write."

[@isabellejoann8246]

omg thank you for this gift

[@dvs620]

My absolute favorite line from Nick was from the first season when they go to Russell's house and he describes how Russell smells. "He smells like strong coffee and going to see a man about a horse." The whole scene in that office is hilarious. "This is President Miller. You're all fired. Bring our boys home."

[@laluenbaires]

I love that! "I want to kill you, because I respect you. Jess, I think I understand hunting!" 😆

[@dvs620]

@@laluenbaires "I think I understand hunting!"

[@dvs620]

I'm watching this episode right now. 😆 "You smell that? It's smells like leather and Teddy Roosevelt...and wistfulness." You know Jake Johnson as libbed this entire scene.

[@laluenbaires]

@@dvs620 that room smelled like so many things 😆 Shakespeare and strong coffee was mentioned too hahaha

[@kendra4140]

"Stop being so mean to me or I swear to god I'm gonna fall in love with you" is iconic

[@fadew55]

0:45 is the greatest and most relatable moment of this show for me. And then with Jess just biting her lip. It's too perfect and brilliant

[@salonisingh3459]

Bro Nick Miller was relatable for 6 straight seasons what you talking about

[@Tata-yo5ks]

“I refuse to pay for the wefy” “ it’s wifi” my fav

[@rosiearts7199]

From the very first episode of New Girl I watch when I was 10 years old, I was like yup. Nick is my spirit animal. I also have been a grumpy old man since I was a small child.

[@JB_Kuku]

Ditto! And he was right, it is nice to get older and finally age into ur personality! I rewatched the show this year as a 31 year old and now that I'm actually their age in the show, I related even harder!

[@MadiRoss91]

“I don’t. Trust. FISH!!! They breathe water, that’s crazy...” 🤣 His delivery 🥇

[@davidgalban1162]

“I’m never been an inspiration before …I don’t like it it’s too much responsibility”😂😂😂😂

[@kaykay2225]

"I'm definitely sexually attracted to ladybugs" 🤣🤣😂🤣☠️

[@seonaidkabiah418]

I know this isn't gonna end well but the whole middle part is gonna be awesome 😂. Me before getting into a relationship. 👀

[@pizzapositrond6524]

“I HATE DOORS” that actually struck my soul. I freaking hate doors. Sometimes I break em

[@berivantekiner6408]

OMG we love our Nicholas from the streets of Chicago

[@madeleinehiggins243]

"I WILL PUSH IF I WANNA PUSH" is my personal underrated favorite

[@thesimpsons17]

Nicks body cracking with ever move during his burpee is so damn funny😂

[@jaimelannister3515]

Nick is literally my animal spirit. I just wish i looked like jake😓...

[@jordanian4477]

Jake Johnson is the greatest TV character ever.

[@coreyhenson3645]

"Just let me hate myself and everything I've created."

[@cam.sc00t31]

0:58 probably one of my favorite nick miller moments I found this so cute and funny 💀

[@fionaelia1818]

Nick angrily and possessively scarfing down his breakfast is quite possibly the funniest and most relatable thing ive ever seen

[@user-zs5tp9zi6n]

Same

[@jaimecarter3988]

the one clip of him "dancing" to taylor swift will never fail to make me laugh

[@jo4504]

This is one the best sitcoms ever made in the history of television and I love it 😭

[@alishaahmed6874]

ALDKALFKAKDK WHY IS NICK DOING A BURPIE MY FAVOURITE THING EVER 1:55

[@6318374]

Is it bad that out of a sea of pop culture characters Nick Miller is one of maybe three I relate to the most 🙃

[@Hedge_witch]

I'm impressed you have 2 others.

[@tinyslack]

OMG!!! new girl is one of my fave tv shows whaat!

[@anathimakapela4227]

Nick and cece's daughter not getting along was gold ❤

[@03Artemis]

The French Toast thing kills me every single time

[@DR_Bloom86]

"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol" this is easily the best quote of the entire show

[@advikasharma3441]

Burpee and door ones gets me everytime

[@ileanamguzmannegron6437]

New Girl is by far still my favorite show. I still wheeze laughing, and I’ve binged the show like 15 times. I absolutely love it.

[@vertigatari]

“where are you, this place is fancy and i don’t know which fork to kill myself with” this one actually surprised a laugh outta me 😂

[@commanderkorra3316]

By far my favorite character in the show, followed by Schmidt.

[@day6atemywallet78]

Me at the beginning: what a weird character Me at the end of the show: omg I’m in love with him

[@laluenbaires]

Thank you for making this. I was looking for a good Nick Miller compilation to convince a friend to watch New Girl and I've watch this three times now.

[@millyvanilly8016]

"I wasn't building a bomb. I was just curious." 🤣 Oh I do love Nick Miller

[@infj-tin2930]

And that is why he voices Peter B. Parker

[@rachzainhass]

"Dont trust your government" And the clicking when he tries to show jess his burpees is me

[@hodge1235]

“I never learnt how to read, I just memorised a lot of words” - one of my fav quotes

[@sasukecoochieha]

Nick miller as a stand alone character is hilarious, if they made a show with just the guys I would watch it repeatedly lmao

[@jaysnyder9655]

ive never jumped out of a moving car before best ever

[@rick9977015]

WTH! I just watched this video 5 times and still cracking up! He asks the peanuts ARE THEY NUTS! OMG, that is just hilarious.

[@kirmia5613]

"Stop being so mean to me or I swear to God I'm gonna fall in love with you" yeap yeap yeap yeap yeap yeap yeap yeap yeap. No sense of self-preservation? That's me.

[@synyzal772]

Any show with a character like this is enjoyable just for the character. The character that always acts like they hate everyone and everything, is simultaneously dumb and clever/smart, never has there shit together but randomly gives good life advice or gets lucky so they can maintain their lifestyle. I've never watched New Girl but now I kinda want to.

[@StandAsYouAre]

LOL!! That part ‘my funeral is my time to shine!’ cracks me up every time.

[@blablabla4432]

Oh nice, there is a new Nick Miller video on KZbin. I will watch it million times. Thanks

[@lydiamaddox9325]

the scenes where Nick is singing Landslide is easily one of my favorites scenes. it’s so funny and SO iconic

[@noelceballos8684]

“I haven’t arranged for anyone to clear my internet history…” When I initially heard this line, I was sarcastically like ‘oh great, a porn joke, how original’ and then it went into “I wasn’t building a bomb! I was just curious!” And i freakin lost it 😂😂😂😂

[@divinelangene6813]

I was also expecting a porn joke😂😂😂

[@user-zs5tp9zi6n]

Same 😅

[@oiva4565]

Nick Miller was amazing. I need to rewatch this show

[@kamijcovers717]

Let’s not forget that he would trust Beyoncé with his life just like all of us

[@JaiCatLady]

That’s one of my favs yes we be all night …we be all night 😂😂😂

[@cdubbau135]

"I'm very poor. Having a checking account would be an honor." Classic Nick Miller.

[@haft2beu]

the fact that they cast him for homeless Peter b parker is SO PERFECT 😂

[@benjw84]

jess and nick arguing over the word "upmost" is good and I'm with nick on that one

[@mostlyforASMR]

If we needed to talk about our feelings they would be called talkings. Words of wisdom.

[@nivsivs]

"if we were to talk abt feelings, it'd be called talkings" this does make sense

[@KindaSickOfLife]

I love New Girl so much. Nick is my role model.

[@sharkranger50607]

how about this for a science project? love is a myth. why is this earth so big and i am so small?

[@Skylar527]

as a depressed teen whos now watching this for the second time and falls in love with celebs i love nick amd this show brings me alive

[@antarvikshaparihar5988]

Want more Nick, always😭😭😭