"I don't trust fish! They breathe water, that's crazy."
@jennabreland52613 жыл бұрын
Its the delivery, gold :)
@ravenous26503 жыл бұрын
@@jennabreland5261 fr tho 😂 I came down to look for comment appreciation on that scene
@anarosa22194 жыл бұрын
"my funeral is my time to shine" is one of my favorite quotes from the entire show
@GuitarSolosInc.4 жыл бұрын
I say imbecile like Schmidt, like 3 times a day. And yell I hate doors constantly.
@anarosa22194 жыл бұрын
@@GuitarSolosInc. not gonna lie, i do the same.
@potcandhp934 жыл бұрын
I am not convinced I can read I’ve just memorize a lot of words is my favorite! I can relate to it the most 😂
@GuitarSolosInc.4 жыл бұрын
@@anarosa2219 it's so much fun!! No one ever knows what I'm talking about though.
@anarosa22194 жыл бұрын
@@GuitarSolosInc. i knoww, thats the part that sucks, this is why new girl should get more recognition! i use quotes form this show on a daily basis haha they have sooo many good ones. also i sing to myself 1000x more than i already used to so we can thank jess for that hahaha
@moviegal60004 жыл бұрын
My favorite is “Stop being so mean to me or I swear to God I’m gonna fall in love with you.”
@louisem71294 жыл бұрын
Watched that one today haha
@gettin-ziggy-with-it4 жыл бұрын
@@louisem7129 what episode was it from ?
@randomgirl226954 жыл бұрын
I have actually used this line on a guy God help me
@gettin-ziggy-with-it4 жыл бұрын
@@randomgirl22695 lmaoo its a mood
@toyinjacobs64474 жыл бұрын
@@gettin-ziggy-with-it find out the episode??
@bethstie4 жыл бұрын
I watched new girl for the first time this year, and as a struggling 23 year old the line "I am not a successful adult. I don't eat vegetables and/or take care of myself." simultaneously attacked me and made me feel safe
@emmylia4 жыл бұрын
same, i really Felt that line😔🤟
@audreywarren67774 жыл бұрын
We're all in this together now
@evangelistkwame7234 жыл бұрын
My line is, life sucks, and then it gets better and it sucks again.
@darkvoidboy39404 жыл бұрын
The secret to adulting: Everyone is faking it.
@robertcrawford17914 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the addiction
@fatima-hs5pj4 жыл бұрын
"where are you schmidt, this place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with" god i miss this show.
@dylanadavis65224 жыл бұрын
One of the best lines.
@mohamedkhaled55234 жыл бұрын
WILL THERE BE ANOTHER SEASON??
@ryanoliveira14384 жыл бұрын
@@mohamedkhaled5523 Did u see the ending? pretty sure there won't be
@SpookeyClown4 жыл бұрын
Me too my friend... me too
@mayalynnj4 жыл бұрын
@@mohamedkhaled5523 no they ended it’s my favorite show :((
@imjustlouisalonzo4 жыл бұрын
"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol." Yes sir Nick Miller, you are right. Haha
@Avoiceintheshadow3 жыл бұрын
He's right about the inside wound. Outside one, not so much. Damages the tissue and can inhibit healing.
i mean you can fix an inside wound with rubbing alcohol if that’s how it’s gonna go
@agz25983 жыл бұрын
Its sCiEncE
@angadpal13794 жыл бұрын
The only dialogue that's missing is "Nick miller, turning lemonades into lemons since 1981"
@tasmaniatigermoa92934 жыл бұрын
My favorite quote
@jc72993 жыл бұрын
He's 40???!
@spookyho59943 жыл бұрын
yes
@AmalWatchesStuff3 жыл бұрын
@@jc7299 terrifying
@leighdawg95742 жыл бұрын
@@jc7299 30 at the beginning of the show and 39 at the end
@Lunaperu4 жыл бұрын
“stop being so mean to me or i swear to god i’m gonna fall in love with you” nick’s best line
@m0t0b334 жыл бұрын
nah.. "I never jumped out of a moving car before" that one was epic.. or the one where he said "The only man we've both been in love with" and the freak out with Prince.. screw it, they're all great :D
@sammiepittman31303 жыл бұрын
the funniest part of that scene was after she stopped yelling Nick was like “…no come back where you going?”
@Clydedonovn24246 ай бұрын
If u understand Hindi , it's even funnier 😂
@JessW85114 жыл бұрын
“If we needed to talk about feelings, they’d be called talkings.” One of the best lines of the whole show. I love Nick Miller. 🤣
@aasthasahay35812 жыл бұрын
In stitches bc of this line 🤣
@stares_mthrfckrly Жыл бұрын
No, cause in real life, if a guy told me that, I would bust out laughing and I would fold 😂
@grumpy_sunshine4 жыл бұрын
nick heartily singing landslide as the apartment slowly descends into chaos because of jess' "meth" is my 2020 mood
@madeleinewilliams45434 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@arianamitchell70503 жыл бұрын
and he’s not even singing the right lyrics, he is fully making up words to the tune of landslide
@Niniminns3 жыл бұрын
That episode was so funny. I was laughing so hard because I knew that it wasn't drugs.
@Liza336503 жыл бұрын
Nins Mins Which one was it do you remember ?
@MaxximusP2 жыл бұрын
@@Liza33650 season 4 episode six, “Background Check”
@X_nien_vh4 жыл бұрын
He is such an iconic and one of the most relatable characters ever created!
@cecilia85154 жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree 😊 I love him he's my favourite character on the show ☺️
@lenhlevilakati95254 жыл бұрын
My fav quote "I was not building a bomb, I was just curious" Nick(New girl)
@jelliclesongs3 жыл бұрын
omg
@patriotgirl12742 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@anatine_banana_692 жыл бұрын
Writers, amirite?
@Cubiepoof4 жыл бұрын
He’s such a fricking mess why am I attracted to him?? 😂
@ujalabatool81544 жыл бұрын
hah.come 'here gimme a hug now you .
@hagridsdisappointingson7694 жыл бұрын
Well the true answer is that you probably didn't have very loving parents and now your maternal instincts take over whenever you see someone that needs help because you want to give them the love and support that you never got as a child.
@sunshineyyyy4 жыл бұрын
Because he's nick miller
@Roshel_L4 жыл бұрын
@@hagridsdisappointingson769 why are you making so much sense? please stop! 😤
@user-pt3yy1nf7i4 жыл бұрын
@@hagridsdisappointingson769 not me starting crying after reading this comment
@bellak464 жыл бұрын
“I can water a cactus I’m not an idiot.” “Why are watering a cactus?” “Because I’m an idiot.” 😂😂😂 I love Nick. He is honestly one of the best characters
@187420666es4 жыл бұрын
I love you for loving nick ❤️
@alvarosanmartin2964 жыл бұрын
They're all great and they all have their moments
@KoiToiPersonal Жыл бұрын
Underrated bit of prop comedy in this bit is that for some reason he's set the pot into a saucepan while watering it 😅
@Maddy-gv4wm4 жыл бұрын
how can this human being pass the bar exam
@the_varunrvel4 жыл бұрын
Any idiot more stupid than Miller (he's not that stupid he's dope) can get a degree.
@justinfernandez14364 жыл бұрын
By studying
@bibliophilecb4 жыл бұрын
High intelligence, low wisdom.
@strangething73793 жыл бұрын
He's not dumb, he's depressed
@tarafdershamim67473 жыл бұрын
@@strangething7379 he's not depressed. He has anger issues like most people
@melissadacostacaturichi82494 жыл бұрын
"Back off I'm starving...get your own french toast Jess!...I got these slices so they're for me to eat!... If you want the slices get your own slices!" My favourite quote😂💫
@whatkindofnameisella682 Жыл бұрын
nick's arc as a writer is one of my favorite things in the show. like it starts out as this running joke of how nick's a failure and never does anything, and then by the end of the show he's touring the world for his book series. whenever i'm down i just think, if nick miller did it, then so can i. also nothing is more relatable as a writer than "I wrote 20 pages and they're all good! some of them are good! five pages are good! i really like the title!"
@lydiabirretta4 жыл бұрын
i guess he's just the most relatable character ever written. i know that cause i've compiled a list of similarities between us and i got to 108 things
@julchensweet25384 жыл бұрын
I‘m kinda impressed but concerned at the same time 👏😟
@ujalabatool81544 жыл бұрын
yeah..
@ujalabatool81544 жыл бұрын
ot judgin...but i agree completely
@savagexbabe43783 жыл бұрын
Could you share it with us?
@lhdr_3 жыл бұрын
@@savagexbabe4378 I would also be interested in seeing this list
@liammagalhaes65794 жыл бұрын
Nick’s relationship with Ruth is hilarious
@JessW85114 жыл бұрын
“Do you have my money, Ruth?” “Nooo.” “Then we got nothing to talk about.” 😂🤣
@jayjaypaybay2 жыл бұрын
The way she punks him reminds me of my nieces.
@sophiabenz63354 жыл бұрын
But one creme de la creme of Nick Miller relatable quotes is missing: “If I had a quarter for every person I couldn’t hang out with because they hated Schmidt, I’d be rich. Like, fill-my-gas-tank-all-the-way-up rich.” I feel that every time.
@TheParez Жыл бұрын
This comment is even more relatable now than ever...
@lilianardolillo39534 жыл бұрын
“I haven’t cleared my search history, I wasn’t building a bomb I was just curious” 😂 best quote
@whythelongface14 жыл бұрын
another iconic one by Nick Miller "I like getting old. It feels like I'm aging into my personality"
@coltonfairchild39024 жыл бұрын
"I'm not convinced I know how to read, I just think I've memorized alot of words" 😂 Edit: First comment I've ever posted with 1000 likes, thank you everyone
@emilymondragon89484 жыл бұрын
i actually had that thought earlier today pft
@extak29824 жыл бұрын
That line made me question a lot more than it should’ve
@kathrinefer73013 жыл бұрын
What if its true?😕
@kathrinefer73013 жыл бұрын
I believe that we’re doing that and do realize
@yyaaii3 жыл бұрын
Hahah it's my favorite one here too 😂
@snigdhagokhale60534 жыл бұрын
Nick doing burpees had me laughing so hard😂
@SuperIICEMAN4 жыл бұрын
The joints clicking for me
@anyonebutyou873 жыл бұрын
I thought he was trying to do a push up? 🤣
@snigdhagokhale60533 жыл бұрын
@@anyonebutyou87 he tried doing both and adorably failed
@simonegreco19583 жыл бұрын
@@anyonebutyou87 burpees include push ups
@SingingSuperstar283 жыл бұрын
I've seen the burpees scene so many times and it never fails to make me laugh
@cheyennehousley91654 жыл бұрын
“ I DON’T TRUST FISH.... they breathe water that’s crazzzy” 😂😂😂🤣
@julianarueda11524 жыл бұрын
“ This place is fancy, I don’t know which fork to kill myself with” The most underrated line ever! ❤️
@miranda56214 жыл бұрын
Agreed !! So glad someone commented this 😂
@apatheticgiraffe77754 жыл бұрын
The entire episode where Nick hasn't been to the doctor's and has a mini breakdown (the funeral line episode) is entirely relatable.
@adeeasrauf17104 жыл бұрын
Which season
@danyianoelle54484 жыл бұрын
@@adeeasrauf1710 season 1 episode 4 i think
@maggiemccarthy92702 жыл бұрын
“I’m not convinced I know how to read. I’ve just memorized a lot of words” is literally one of my favorite lines. idk why, but i love it and it’s so true 😂
@terebertuccivoicemusic98214 жыл бұрын
"If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called talkings" hahahaha
@msnjs19394 жыл бұрын
I mean, the logic is very sound
@m2255-e3n Жыл бұрын
It is
@AmaraEmme2 жыл бұрын
Nick is the most realistic portrayal of adult inattentive adhd I've ever beheld. I feel so seen.
@Lukaerys_VT Жыл бұрын
Right!?!?
@hibrea024 жыл бұрын
2:04 THE CRACKING OF HIS BODY 😭😭
@isabellejoann82464 жыл бұрын
omg thank you for this gift
@fadew553 жыл бұрын
0:45 is the greatest and most relatable moment of this show for me. And then with Jess just biting her lip. It's too perfect and brilliant
@seanm66674 жыл бұрын
"In your defense ive been working on my body doing my burpees and it shows" I have never related to anything more that what followed that.
@Laura_Norda4 жыл бұрын
Especially all the clicking joints lol
@ribi34 жыл бұрын
Ikr lol
@whythelongface14 жыл бұрын
@@Laura_Norda and then he's wheezing after getting up from the floor. it's so hilarious
@zoemattler45093 жыл бұрын
“I’m pretty sure I’m having a heart attack and I haven’t arranged for anybody to clear my internet history. I wasn’t building a bomb! I was just curious.”
@zkw1004 жыл бұрын
“I’ve never been more focused in my.... it was a spoon, I saw, it was a spoon”. Stop calling my inattentive self out like this.
@tamarirekhviashvili41424 жыл бұрын
Him and Julien Solomita have similar energy. And voices.
@kittyk84384 жыл бұрын
Aries men have my whole heart💓
@ashutoshjain50944 жыл бұрын
except for the not eating healthy and taking care of themselves part, *gasp* Julien is just a successful Nick Miller.
@nancysandoval17254 жыл бұрын
Omg, I’ve never thought about that! But it’s so true. I always think of Julien Solomita whenever I watch New Girl.
@tamarirekhviashvili41424 жыл бұрын
@@ashutoshjain5094 Julien is Nick after the series ended
@alishaheger-hansen1067 Жыл бұрын
"Look at that! I've never been an inspiration before! ... I don't like it. It's too much responsibility." 😂
@divinelangene6813 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ellengreene45064 жыл бұрын
I REFUSE TO PAY FOR THE WEEFEE ...its wifi
@elytrumi4 жыл бұрын
not according to my dad
@janjanjanjanjanjanice4 жыл бұрын
it's very funny to me cause i'm french and here we actually pronounce it weefee
@artnaturally2034 жыл бұрын
Doesn't this exact exchange happen, word for word, in Supernatural between Bobby and Sam??
@devilinred33194 жыл бұрын
In México moms and dads calles like that 😂🇲🇽
@malenelund73704 жыл бұрын
“You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.” Can’t argue with that logic😂
@linder54 жыл бұрын
“woah! never jumped out of a moving car before!”😂
@nellisanchez76493 жыл бұрын
Was seeing if someone talked about the most iconic line of Nick especially for writers, "I'm a writer. We don't read, we write."
@kendra41404 жыл бұрын
"Stop being so mean to me or I swear to god I'm gonna fall in love with you" is iconic
@Ilikefrogs..4 жыл бұрын
When you look like a Jess, but you’re actually a Nick 😂😂😂😭
@PolyBiBadger4 жыл бұрын
Why is this me? 😂
@BreakingBreadcrumbs4 жыл бұрын
Emoji Cringe: electric boogaloo
@morganfreeman21024 жыл бұрын
teleport teleport wahhhh emoji bad! shut up.
@BreakingBreadcrumbs4 жыл бұрын
@@morganfreeman2102 someone here is cancerous
@morganfreeman21024 жыл бұрын
teleport teleport between your profile picture and using the word cancerous unironically...not sure what’s worse. get off reddit kid.
@salonisingh34594 жыл бұрын
Bro Nick Miller was relatable for 6 straight seasons what you talking about
@RobertsonIsland3 жыл бұрын
The amount of cracking when he does a burpee kills me
@MadiRoss914 жыл бұрын
“I don’t. Trust. FISH!!! They breathe water, that’s crazy...” 🤣 His delivery 🥇
@dvs6203 жыл бұрын
My absolute favorite line from Nick was from the first season when they go to Russell's house and he describes how Russell smells. "He smells like strong coffee and going to see a man about a horse." The whole scene in that office is hilarious. "This is President Miller. You're all fired. Bring our boys home."
@laluenbaires2 жыл бұрын
I love that! "I want to kill you, because I respect you. Jess, I think I understand hunting!" 😆
@dvs6202 жыл бұрын
@@laluenbaires "I think I understand hunting!"
@dvs6202 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this episode right now. 😆 "You smell that? It's smells like leather and Teddy Roosevelt...and wistfulness." You know Jake Johnson as libbed this entire scene.
@laluenbaires2 жыл бұрын
@@dvs620 that room smelled like so many things 😆 Shakespeare and strong coffee was mentioned too hahaha
@rosiearts71994 жыл бұрын
From the very first episode of New Girl I watch when I was 10 years old, I was like yup. Nick is my spirit animal. I also have been a grumpy old man since I was a small child.
@JB_Kuku4 жыл бұрын
Ditto! And he was right, it is nice to get older and finally age into ur personality! I rewatched the show this year as a 31 year old and now that I'm actually their age in the show, I related even harder!
@davidgalban1162 Жыл бұрын
“I’m never been an inspiration before …I don’t like it it’s too much responsibility”😂😂😂😂
@Tata-yo5ks4 жыл бұрын
“I refuse to pay for the wefy” “ it’s wifi” my fav
@laluenbaires4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making this. I was looking for a good Nick Miller compilation to convince a friend to watch New Girl and I've watch this three times now.
@madeleinehiggins2434 жыл бұрын
"I WILL PUSH IF I WANNA PUSH" is my personal underrated favorite
@pizzapositrond65244 жыл бұрын
“I HATE DOORS” that actually struck my soul. I freaking hate doors. Sometimes I break em
@kaykay22253 жыл бұрын
"I'm definitely sexually attracted to ladybugs" 🤣🤣😂🤣☠️
@PadmeSabe4 ай бұрын
1:11 “I will push if I want to push! I hate doors!” 😂😂❤❤
@jo45042 жыл бұрын
This is one the best sitcoms ever made in the history of television and I love it 😭
@berivantekiner64084 жыл бұрын
OMG we love our Nicholas from the streets of Chicago
@fionaelia18183 жыл бұрын
Nick angrily and possessively scarfing down his breakfast is quite possibly the funniest and most relatable thing ive ever seen
@m2255-e3n Жыл бұрын
Same
@cam.sc00t313 жыл бұрын
0:58 probably one of my favorite nick miller moments I found this so cute and funny 💀
@haft2beu Жыл бұрын
the fact that they cast him for homeless Peter b parker is SO PERFECT 😂
@jordanian44774 жыл бұрын
Jake Johnson is the greatest TV character ever.
@DR_Bloom864 жыл бұрын
"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol" this is easily the best quote of the entire show
@jaimecarter39883 жыл бұрын
the one clip of him "dancing" to taylor swift will never fail to make me laugh
@jaimelannister35154 жыл бұрын
Nick is literally my animal spirit. I just wish i looked like jake😓...
@seonaidkabiah4184 жыл бұрын
I know this isn't gonna end well but the whole middle part is gonna be awesome 😂. Me before getting into a relationship. 👀
@ileanamguzmannegron64372 жыл бұрын
New Girl is by far still my favorite show. I still wheeze laughing, and I’ve binged the show like 15 times. I absolutely love it.
@blablabla44323 жыл бұрын
Oh nice, there is a new Nick Miller video on KZbin. I will watch it million times. Thanks
@alishaahmed68743 жыл бұрын
ALDKALFKAKDK WHY IS NICK DOING A BURPIE MY FAVOURITE THING EVER 1:55
@thesimpsons172 жыл бұрын
Nicks body cracking with ever move during his burpee is so damn funny😂
@millyvanilly80163 жыл бұрын
"I wasn't building a bomb. I was just curious." 🤣 Oh I do love Nick Miller
@sasukecoochieha4 жыл бұрын
Nick miller as a stand alone character is hilarious, if they made a show with just the guys I would watch it repeatedly lmao
@coreyhenson36454 жыл бұрын
"Just let me hate myself and everything I've created."
@03Artemis4 жыл бұрын
The French Toast thing kills me every single time
@63183744 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that out of a sea of pop culture characters Nick Miller is one of maybe three I relate to the most 🙃
@Hedge_witch2 жыл бұрын
I'm impressed you have 2 others.
@anathimakapela4227 Жыл бұрын
Nick and cece's daughter not getting along was gold ❤
@StandAsYouAre Жыл бұрын
LOL!! That part ‘my funeral is my time to shine!’ cracks me up every time.
@tinyslack4 жыл бұрын
OMG!!! new girl is one of my fave tv shows whaat!
@hodge12352 жыл бұрын
“I never learnt how to read, I just memorised a lot of words” - one of my fav quotes
@aidabekbolat959710 ай бұрын
I love his *you give me cookie i got you cookie*😂
@rick99770154 жыл бұрын
WTH! I just watched this video 5 times and still cracking up! He asks the peanuts ARE THEY NUTS! OMG, that is just hilarious.
@advikasharma34414 жыл бұрын
Burpee and door ones gets me everytime
@lydiamaddox93253 жыл бұрын
the scenes where Nick is singing Landslide is easily one of my favorites scenes. it’s so funny and SO iconic
@synyzal7724 жыл бұрын
Any show with a character like this is enjoyable just for the character. The character that always acts like they hate everyone and everything, is simultaneously dumb and clever/smart, never has there shit together but randomly gives good life advice or gets lucky so they can maintain their lifestyle. I've never watched New Girl but now I kinda want to.
@jaysnyder96554 жыл бұрын
ive never jumped out of a moving car before best ever
@daisyx6064 жыл бұрын
hahaha this is so funny lol thanks for this! also i love your channel - i love lm so obv i love your vids on them and i also love these kinda tv shows so thank you for that xx
@rachzainhass3 жыл бұрын
"Dont trust your government" And the clicking when he tries to show jess his burpees is me
@vertigatari2 жыл бұрын
“where are you, this place is fancy and i don’t know which fork to kill myself with” this one actually surprised a laugh outta me 😂
@kirmia56134 жыл бұрын
"Stop being so mean to me or I swear to God I'm gonna fall in love with you" yeap yeap yeap yeap yeap yeap yeap yeap yeap. No sense of self-preservation? That's me.
@justicemirasty60563 жыл бұрын
"I'm not convinced that I know how to read I just memorized alot of words"
@infj-tin29304 жыл бұрын
And that is why he voices Peter B. Parker
@benjw844 жыл бұрын
jess and nick arguing over the word "upmost" is good and I'm with nick on that one
@day6atemywallet782 жыл бұрын
Me at the beginning: what a weird character Me at the end of the show: omg I’m in love with him
@nitscheetos61932 жыл бұрын
"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol." most relatable quote everrr
@oiva45652 жыл бұрын
Nick Miller was amazing. I need to rewatch this show
@anyonebutyou873 жыл бұрын
“I’m not convinced I know how to read, I’ve just memorised a lot of words.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Skylar5273 жыл бұрын
as a depressed teen whos now watching this for the second time and falls in love with celebs i love nick amd this show brings me alive
@yafuri13 жыл бұрын
"you treat outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat inside wound with drinking alcohol" Best quote ever.
@adrijamitra7867 Жыл бұрын
That what are you nuts? Scene is totally me, every day.
@mostlyforASMR4 жыл бұрын
If we needed to talk about our feelings they would be called talkings. Words of wisdom.