Nick Rochefort Reviews UNBELIEVABLY INSANE McMansion Homes

[@failed_normie]

>stick em' up, I'M RETARDED! 😂

[@jasonfuqua4284]

7:24

[@philipromland]

This is the next house for Fishtank season 2

[@OGbrundle]

The cameras wouldn't be able to focus and the NV would just look like a picaso painting

[@BabaGStar]

Called it

[@AnimeSucksCopeAndSnee-d]

The movie mansion is utterly psychotic. I'd develop a tumour just standing in it.

[@ryandunn2806]

Damn I want the Black Hawk Down room

[@HighlyRegardted]

That’s cuz you have Black Hawk Down Syndrome

[@budget-88]

⌚️ Evropa the ļast battle

[@worldcure7883]

Broken Arrow room

[@achtungvolk7807]

acquiring malnourished Somalians & Eric Bana seems to be too much for him :(…or our friend is a few bricks short of a full load idk

[@plasticenemy]

"Mummy Tomb, Incredible Treasure"

[@user-zb5ii1km1y]

*looking at the jaws room* "oh yeah i bet theres a jaws room here"

[@gusdario8781]

On the second house, the writing over the door is "Deus é Fiel", wich means "God is Faithful" in Portuguese. So it means the owner is most likely Brazilian or Portuguese and that makes the house even more insane

[@CJVS995]

It makes even more sense. Like they developed a Weeaboo level obsession with Americana

[@peanutbutterdijonnaise]

Nick’s ex-Disney employee character is one of the best I’ve seen him do yet, Jesus 😂

[@jakecreighton9039]

The unspoken tension is how much smarter nick is than Chris. Bless nick for not just making fun of him.

[@McBanditHope]

50% of the construction budget went to bad murals

[@IrkedLurker]

Look at Chris’s crossed arms during the hard rock house. Bro is FUMING.

[@megacyka]

I pass by that movie mansion going to my friend's house each week. It's situated RIGHT between a new charter school and the back of a new Publix, like a splinter in a toenail. That entire area used to be all country 3 years ago.

[@Jebcbeb]

The coping sons room with a “humility ✝️ honor” needlepoint in the middle of that house 😂

[@AmB39]

Strange how he hired a really low quality mural painter for his insanely expensive house. It’s one of the things you have to do right for it not to suck.

[@BrendanCS]

"Stick 'em up, I'm retarted"

[@atavachronn]

This is a holiday inn layout converted to a home but all the rooms have movie themes. This guy inhaled a lot of keyboard duster at some point. Or medical grade nitrous oxide

[@worldcure7883]

Bro he's just Persian bro

[@thesteamycreamofdualjabbar6486]

I want there to be a Total Recall room that creates a vaccuum to make your eyeballs pop out. Either that or a Rambo room with a torture frame to clamp car batteries to your nipples on.

[@YamazakiJones]

A John carpenter’s The Thing room and it’s just a shitload of rotten meat all over the room so it smells putrid.

[@shishilaughy7925]

i miss jet on this show

[@eagle_and_the_dragon]

Same. Chris would be fine if he could talk properly.

[@DegenFakeJames]

I don’t

[@dxfifa]

@@eagle_and_the_dragon Chris is low IQ and not funny or charming

[@jeb_jebson]

shower guitar is actually a real-estate power play

[@nbnd3342]

when i saw theres 78 total pictures i started fucking howling

[@HighlyRegardted]

I just imagine the interior decorator for this house going “Sqauwk! It’s a living” and being replaced onto an old school phone hook ☎️ because the owner has sown their skin it in some kind of grotesque Cronenberg flintstones remake and that’s how they live now…

[@benjaminknight111]

YES, we are in a BARBIE world.

[@budget-88]

We defeated the wrong enemy

[@skwaab]

First mansion is the epitome of quantity over quality, holy hell

[@cantool]

Lmao the drunk set painter was perfect

[@sixstringer98]

There's nothing like a guitar in the kitchen. Well said Chris

[@jbs.]

Monroe, OH is mostly known for the smell of the waste treatment facility as you drive by it.

[@atarirob]

"Space Mountain, ever heard of that??"

[@davidsantacarla]

I love how pics of poorly decorated houses have Nick riff for a half hour LMFAOOOO

[@drewk3646]

Fantasy Dr. looks like the location for Fish Tank 2.0

[@thewintersessions]

Jet both looks and seems pleasant in this. Rare and blessed. Good fortune for your day

[@Rher_the_Moon]

6:53 I misheard you there 8:50 reminds me of the awesome Dodge shower

[@theojjuiceisloose]

The hard rock house just proves that money can't buy taste and tweakers will always tweak

[@AgitpropPsyop]

Even worse than the fantasy Drive house is the $7 million Ohio house. Absolute proof that money cannot buy taste.

[@bostonevans4815]

This is a common thing in Spanish speaking countries, to have hotel rooms have a theme like scarface, and marlyn monroe. idk how successful they are but i recognized that :D

[@freedomofspeech2867]

insane

[@dennis_rawed_man]

nicks disney painter voice sounds like Ron white

[@dangielfrauk8484]

Notable things they left out of the Gump room. Retsrds, leg braces, Elvis, plantations, the end of segregation at Alabama, the Vietnam war, heroin, aids, woman beating, and Je Je JennaAy.

[@godforreal7355]

... and I just copied old Walt's recipe." I can see this guy's faded black denim and his wrap around shades and his weight lifting gloves. It's great.

[@mackenzieowens161]

you had one job... and completely failed to make a 50 shades of Grey room

[@GoyperTV]

adding chat would make it so much more funnier

[@sktona]

Weird shit happened in that movie house.

[@Josh-wn8jr]

"The Incredible Treasure"

[@goodnightcharly5135]

I would go heath ledger joker room

[@popetyrone]

I can't wait for the five hour energy competition results

[@matturner6890]

Chris is 100% wrong about acrylic guitars.

[@worldcure7883]

Yeah rock out on a plastic light bulb ROCK AND ROLL BABY

[@reidlingtheseedling]

Yeah its just a body material that only effects the weight. His opinion is probably based on the fact that a lot of them are just cheaply made early 2000's BC rich guitars that were beat up by some dumb kid but it's not the acrylic's fault they suck.

[@popetyrone]

I got an ad with an Asian lady named, "Jew"

[@helmepodesarius2198]

Man I love comedy.

[@mannyzuniga4376]

Greece lightning

[@IliadDreyfus-js9oe]

7:24 had me rolling

[@jasonfuqua4284]

BLEW! DUH!

[@beauhumphreys3516]

the second one looks like they set out to make the ugliest house ever, like couldnt make something that horrendous if i tried

[@DrMurdercock]

6:31 the kind of frame that fucks your butt up when you get up/down wrong cause of that s kinny ass rail

[@DereliqueMahBAWLS]

1:41 what was this room and why doesn’t Nick want to talk about it?

[@clarus.]

Where is the mkultra room

[@LorwelDonquist]

Deusefiel means God is Good or some shit

[@oldnosey4961]

Lol at 7:31 it says god and son I’m Latin catholic so I’m better than you all.

[@nathanmagnuson2589]

Become Orthodox

[@jakw97]

Did you fall off your horse again -Aha Made me laugh hard, Nick has such hate in his heart for bad real estate

[@PhatPhrank]

What happens on the Miramax room?

[@MrJinxmaster1]

do rich people just have sleepovers all the time or something? What is the point of all these bedrooms?

[@TheWhiteManSays]

Deus e ville. Latin for god is life

[@tpower1912]

Deus e Fiel, I think it's Portuguese. God is Faithful

[@JackStieben]

Then I busted my tooth on a rail 💀💀💀

[@n-wordheelflips2648]

I worked at disney for fuckin yurrrs

[@Aweebittyfan]

I helped him help his daughta

[@YardaFreeman]

Nick would be so great stand up comic if he had less dignity.

[@TerminalM193]

What is an ATL girl? Atlanta?

[@arthurgoonie4596]

Emmanuel Mohammad. This has to be a fucking joke. In case people dont know Emmanuel means God is with it its used to refer to Jesus. And Muhammad definitely didnt believe Jesus was God.

[@imacenoo74gr]

awful

[@IliadDreyfus-js9oe]

3:46 ram ranch?

[@Jen-br5hx]

Nick is so fucking witty