Nick Swardson - Plus One - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

In this extended clip, Nick Swardson describes taking his hard-partying friend to an event in Las Vegas (and how it was a huge mistake).
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[@ShaneKelley207]

Really looking for less shitty intros

[@aaronmullins7153]

@burteriksson cb'CD look 0Jarvis kkkplmokl l LLP pook90k kopp 0okĺ

[@ambroseambrose3699]

@@ShaneKelley207 Yeah man its not the 90s, we aint got time for that shizer

[@DocJamesH]

@@ambroseambrose3699 that's worse than 90s intros

[@dellorezvisaya1642]

@@aaronmullins7153to

[@Dustomatic]

I had a buddy who would make up these ridiculous stories, and while doing so he’d occasionally pretend to be cracking himself up to give himself time to think of where to go next with the bullshit. This reminded me of that a lot.

[@dazpatreg]

Ya

[@derekderek2570]

Bingo.

[@TheJessicahammerly]

My little brother does that 🤣

[@daveh4925]

you just made up a story about a buddy lying - that was you.

[@groowanderer]

Nick has told this same story several times. It's not made up on the fly.

[@aquachonk]

Well, that's ten minutes I'm never gonna get back.

[@bruhwhat3608]

“Dude tells audience a story made entirely from the movie the hangover”

[@phusionhead]

It kind of sounds like he literally made this story up on the spot.

[@Rand0m411]

Better than you could have done on the spot.

[@chriswilliams3084]

Rand0...you are right, we probably couldn't do better. But then again, we're not the ones claiming to be comedians...Swordon is.

[@sathanas420]

@@chriswilliams3084 so you're saying hes not a comedian? are you 10 and don't know his previous work?

[@chriswilliams3084]

@sathanas...I am aware of his previous work. You obviously missed my point completely. I am not claiming that Swordson is not a comedian. I am claiming that he is a comedian who, in this particular clip, isn't very funny. And just because I couldn't do any better doesn't make it funny. You see, me not being able to do any better shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. I have never claimed to be a comedian. Swordson, on the other hand, does claim to be a comedian. Which is why this piece of, obviously add-libbed, wanna be improv, garbage is very disappointing. Can you understand all of that? Or are you 10 years-old or something?

[@mcgavinfn7806]

Christopher williams every comedian has a bad set, but to say he isn’t great at improv shows how clueless you are. You do realize every Reno 911 episode was improv, right ?

[@ray1983able]

The older Nick Swardson gets the more he looks like a member of Mastodon

[@ethanswain64]

spot on.

[@MoeMentos]

Nick Swardsodon

[@rgaud8]

He's always kinda looked like the drummer, but he's starting to pick up the guitar now.

[@masihad-dajjaal7611]

lol I thought he looked like the guy from radiohead in the jigsaw falling into place video

[@KCdeathbat]

spot on

[@lelandlee5008]

DAMN HE BOMBED OUT HERE...USUALLY HAS ME ROLLIN

[@linuxd]

I feel the same way. Almost downvoted

[@roddydykes7053]

Poor guy, he was hilarious on Norm Macdonald Live. Top 5 guests for sure

[@wibblers562]

I usually skip the intros but this time I watched it.... kind of regret it now

[@TheStrayHALOMAN]

I kinda wanna see more

[@treylyde999]

Thanks for the heads up since I skipped the intro

[@6plus6bar]

ARE YOU DOWN TO FUCK

[@hodun8]

Part of the alien agenda roll out plan. Covid

[@justmissj]

I think the intros are the worst.

[@scatman3923]

Love it when he has to remind you that this is a true story lmaooooo

[@veryraredawson1645]

my favorite part was when he said “fuck”

[@Bigtimefithing]

I counted. 55 times in less than ten minutes ........FIFTY FIVE TIMES!!!!

[@BBAACKE]

I cannot wait for 20-30 years from now when I get to see how well his persona translates to old age.

[@Sir-Blaze]

0/10

[@Neyonius]

Bold to envision him living that long.

[@micahstevenson4450]

He sounds like when a middle schooler is trying to act cool by swearing 8x a sentence

[@ShaneKelley207]

If he wanted to act cool he should have shaved his mustache

[@sadtoast6122]

You wouldn't know her she goes to another school

[@lordmoldybutt1260]

@@sadtoast6122 doesn't apply here

[@lordmoldybutt1260]

But woman love mustaches

[@wishmeluck4933]

Dresses like it too

[@saucy2627]

He laughed more than I did

[@jstape740]

Yea..thats pretty typical for his act

[@andrewt013]

this gives my stand up career hope

[@ikilledjerseymike9992]

how’s your career going ?

[@ninjarider84]

And this is why we all love Vegas 🤷‍♂️ can you imagine seeing nick passed out under the guitar " bro...is that nick swardson" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@almeinert9545]

Watched all ten minutes waiting for a joke that never landed

[@warmbeer6282]

Where can I find your stellar stand-up routine? Show us all how it's done.

[@chriswilliams3084]

"Where can I find your stellar stand-up routine? Show us all how it's done." Why would people who aren't comedians have a routine to "show us how it's done," as you put it? That makes no sense at all. Are you implying that one can't be critical of Swardson and this set unless they have a routine themselves? That is a non sequitur, which is a logical fallacy. I would venture to guess that most here are not comedians, or claiming to be comedians. But Swardson is a comedian. Let me ask you this: Where is your routine so that we can see how it's done? How about you teach us a lesson on why this set by Swardson doesn't suck big donkey balls. See what I did there. It's ridiculous to suggest that one has to have a comedy routine before they can criticize or compliment Swardson's performance in this video. One doesn't have to be a comedian to recognize a good or bad comedy routine. Here's another example of what I am talking about. For the argument's sake, imagine this: Let's say you had to have your left arm, for whatever reason, amputated. But when you came out of the surgery, you're told that the surgeon amputated your right arm by mistake. Would you be critical of the surgeon, even though you've never successfully amputated an arm to show people how it's done?You bet your ass you would.

[@randymcfarland6250]

Christopher williams I think that’s the best reply I’ve ever heard

[@yehoshuasmith5608]

I'm pretty sure this isn't a normal comedy routine. The whole point of this show is to tell ridiculous stories

[@MyNameIsEarl42]

Wait, he's a COMMEDIAN?! This isn't one of those "rock bottom" inspirational speakers?

[@jesseolson3142]

Its like he made this story up right there on the spot

[@rexcristallospada6496]

"Fukin [insert every sentence]

[@syedreza8722]

Yeah kinda makes his comedy awful

[@yoyoz333]

why is he dressed like he's going to a Limp Bizkit concert?

[@rdooski]

Would it be better if it was a 50 cent concert?

[@MsJenjea]

Because he grew up in the 90s, lol

[@CW86228]

Got money before he matured

[@jimmbobb]

That's not Fred Durst???

[@veganpenguin9421]

He’s turning into Danny McBride

[@v.k.7463]

This story is crazy! Swardson is one of my favorite comedians! His figure skating bit is awesome.

[@keenandaviesg8187]

Almost Every comment is about how this wasn't funny😂

[@mattgarcia9518]

This was on a Delia type low

[@BrokeLogic]

I'm reading the comments while it plays...laughing more at the comments than the video.

[@MoeMentos]

'You know when you get a plus one ... ' Totally. I totally do. Nick, you are relating to me so much. Man of the people.

[@garnerday7149]

weddings? concerts? nothing

[@nonskiwun]

I'm a regular dude living in Vegas and I get +1 all the time so yes Nick is relating to the average Vegas Joe LOL

[@KT-cz7rm]

B. Smith I've gotten plus one situations working in a factory

[@boofert.washington2499]

Garner Day who gets plus one at concerts? Regular people buy tickets.

[@xNervousxBrainx]

I mean... yeah, I get "plus one's" all the time. usually for something kinda lame-but at least you can bring a friend so you can commiserate.

[@ragginn85]

56 "fucks". Every 10 seconds. Bravo Nick

[@Bigtimefithing]

I must've missed one! I counted too! Ridiculous!

[@samdee1608]

Run the Jewels!!!! Nicely done!

[@cmiller1164]

He was Classic on Reno 911

[@denise2126]

...and on Grandma's Boy!

[@MrAndrewthedude]

I love these videos. every Tuesday I wait with anticipation for it to pop up in my inbox.

[@ChainsawTV1]

same here

[@MrAndrewthedude]

+ChainsawTV1 I'm not alone in this world. Lol

[@MoeMentos]

Didn't they upload this one months ago? Did they pull it and put it up again?

[@MrAndrewthedude]

+B. Smith I don't think so at least not that I can remember. in fact if they did I would have been mad and sad.

[@MrAndrewthedude]

wheres all the new videos at its been like two weeks since they uploaded a new one. WTF

[@Calilou52]

This was just one long beeping sound when it aired on tv lmao

[@thomaswood41]

He's been hanging around with Spade too much. Constantly laughing to himself and just thinking if he says words like "Jager" "coke" and "fisting" he will eventually form a funny sentence.

[@dazpatreg]

David Spade is trash

[@virg0_lem0nade]

YEP, perfect summation of this.

[@djdarlabeathebest]

Nick gave me a hug at a comedy club in the early 2003! He was doing a bit on his Grandma & being so strong

[@_topikk_]

NICHOLAS! YOU'RE THE STRONGEST BOY IN THE WOOOORLD!

[@montanac223344]

Love me some Swardson

[@Liquidmetal702]

I live in Vegas. This is a Wednesday.

[@franklinmason5912]

The best I’ve seen so far by far

[@emersonhatina110]

Lol he bombed

[@lf2nd705]

Added laughing

[@brandonterlecky2332]

I feel like he made this up in the car on the way there. Definitely struggled this night.

[@adityakothari7466]

take a shot everytime he says fucking

[@BeKindToAnimals810]

Dont. You will die.

[@jamesgannon5875]

Don't mind if I do.

[@brendanevo4g]

I have wilder nights than this ...like ugh.. every week

[@jamisonscardboard]

This dude is amazing

[@meeks9388]

First time the intro is better than the actual story

[@glennlittlebird4037]

10:18 is the most funniest part 😂

[@nateshredder9044]

so good

[@allanarango1047]

Awesome story

[@Dogwaterjay]

After watching this I've decided too stop cussing

[@MyNameIsEarl42]

@Chris Winn Read more comments and stop wondering

[@Khoros-Mythos]

@Chris Winn Probably because it's awful.

[@lordofthejotnar7144]

that opening was great lol.

[@cindyelkin7396]

Saw you Easter Sunday. You were awesome.

[@Enfolding881]

Man, this was a real bummer...

[@almightypanda8602]

The way he tells it sounds like it is all made up like wtf

[@veganpenguin9421]

Almighty Panda everything he says is made up lol, what do you expect when you tell “jokes” (not stories) for over 20 years

[@warmbeer6282]

I take it you're not a fan of movies or tv then

[@MyNameIsEarl42]

He personifies the middle schooler who just learned to swear from a limp bizkit cd he stole from his older brother.

[@tonygates1556]

Had a nice candle light dinner and went to bed LOL

[@davidvera5433]

Just fire loved it g

[@LemmeBumACig]

He's obviously past his prime But that's ok He had a good run Grandma's Boy forever!

[@Kenny2k08]

It's like he forgot how to be funny but remembered that the word fuck is kind of funny so if he just uses it a lot his whole story, it will be really kinda funny...

[@AS-vi1ms]

My favorite part was the frontier fiber optic ad at 5 minutes.

[@ThisOldHat]

Are you sure this isn't just a series of AA meetings?

[@gecks3464]

Thisold Hatte forreal.

[@lls_hennessy_1765]

😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@feliciajenkins5041]

😂😂😂

[@ColeGraySucks]

I am so confused why everyone is saying he bombed when the audience was laughing the whole time and it was hilarious lmao very weird

[@polarvortex3294]

I don't get it either... Seemed like classic Swardson to me, and probably true, if you know anything about him. My best guess is that dissatisfied people are more likely to comment than satisfied people. I mean, did you ever have a good fast-food meal (back when we could go to restaurants!) and then afterward ask to see the manager? Nobody does that, basically. So if a manager heeds only in-person feedback he'd have to conclude few people liked the place, even if it was packed every day.

[@larryshepherd5380]

It's classic swordson, I thought he was great. The crowd seemed to like it too.

[@TAKERfan121]

For people of his caliber that is definitely a bomb. The crowd energy wasn’t with him. I’ve felt that feeling and it’s definitely here. Unfortunately..

[@jasonking454]

People don't understand the concept of this show. It's not a "set", it's literally just telling crazy stories. There's no punchlines or anything.

[@meeks9388]

The best part of this story was when it ended.

[@Lanijiro]

Great person.

[@mrsanders805th]

Just fuccin chilled bro🤘🤘🤘

[@scottmiller8493]

I love this dood. "Seriously Who Farted" was An Awesome stand up!!

[@seytanr]

This is the first time a "This Is Not Happenning" video gets a thumb down.

[@zproductions5747]

My favorite comedian

[@brentmichalak3895]

We’ll there goes 10 minutes of my life that i will never get back

[@stopallwarwithbubblebots5815]

My favorite part was when it was over.

[@martitinkovich4489]

That was the best!

[@Tee-OhBee]

The CD release party he is referring to is Paris Hilton's.

[@rupertmurdoch4750]

she has a CD? As in music, not crossdressing, right?

[@adolphuslewis424]

@@rupertmurdoch4750 yes she has an album and it's mostly pretty dope. I think it's just called "Paris" but I may be wrong it's been so long since I listened to it. But definitely some good tracks on there check it out. Paul Oakenfold actually remixed one of her songs and it's a favorite of mine

[@warmbeer6282]

@@rupertmurdoch4750 always good to upvote yourself.

[@rupertmurdoch4750]

@@warmbeer6282 See how it was one and now its two? Dont you feel like an asshole.

[@nodiggity9472]

@@adolphuslewis424 Paul Oakenfold has remixed everything ever released since 1989.

[@spicytrash4981]

I watched three minutes and couldn't. Nick ... you're funny. Wtf, man. Just ten minutes of him BOMBING it. Too painful.

[@peterdicazzo3391]

I lov' him!

[@Jason-gt2kx]

Wow Ari, I am glad you got a budget to make all the cool movie trailer style openers. Looks so legit! Keep them coming.

[@_topikk_]

This was uploaded 5.5 years ago, my dude...

[@mattwhatevz]

@@_topikk_ not everyone wears a watch. Appreciate the appreciation bro😂😉

[@OD_G00N]

I watched this the other day, and every time this guy said any derivative of 'fuck,' I took a shot. I'm still recovering from the hangover.

[@themonopolyguy4365]

Well I hope everyone is right, I’m only 50 seconds into the video and going to the next one.

[@mr.yellowstrat3352]

The skit doesn't even start until well after a minute. You didn't even give it a chance. Lmao epitome of this generation

[@sunnydee196]

You were better off for it. This was sad and lame.

[@BlackJesus2047]

That’s the absolute best way to wake up!

[@triggerfish2711]

Yeeeeaah dude! 🤘

[@davidotero9817]

It’s hard to nail it every time he’s a good comic

[@ExtremeModeration]

well said, brother

[@johnmichaelson7772]

Fisting Yeah 🤘🏻

[@brocksampson01]

The intro beat is heat.

[@ashkrikorian5753]

Yea this story sounds super believable... I was actually at that casino when this happened. What he left out from the story was that as soon as Matt stepped foot inside the casino, Arnold Schwarzenegger came back in time, took all of Matt’s clothes and then went on to defeat skynet! That’s why Matt was able to get inside the casino and was left with his tighty whities... Was this some kind of terrible audition for the hangover movie or something ?

[@ThePoopkie]

LOVE nick and im happy to see him around thanks comedy house

[@Nuggifresh]

Dudes hilarious

[@shark11175]

He dresses like a sixth grader hahaa still one of the GOATS

[@lotusfire9429]

I want the last ten minutes of my life back

[@bobloblaw9791]

They need to change the name to *this did not happen*

[@warmbeer6282]

shut up you talent-less fool

[@tylersmith7719]

Nick Swardson is a bro legend

[@matthewhorizon6050]

This is anything but legendary.

[@bamadeadhead]

GREAT STORY BRO!!!sheem

[@chipgaines8555]

that moment you realize you're bombing so you end your set

[@titofrost958]

“Don’t know how she’s a gay guy all the sudden “ coming from a guy that sounds like a gay guy. Hahaha

[@tractorkid223]

that's why he played Terry on Reno 911

[@Sammijeanjellybean]

Funniest part

[@09orbit]

This shit was fucking hilarious man idk what y’all are talking about. Nick’s a legend.

[@ethosguy3593]

This was his most chill friend.

[@smokinjoecool9370]

Such an under rated actor and comedian

[@timmccarthy9917]

Idk based on this set he might just be rated

[@ketk1]

@@timmccarthy9917 trend hating

[@virg0_lem0nade]

Lol nah he's rated exactly where he should be

[@astrogallotron]

The chick with the pink hair distracted me the whole time

[@NickRoman]

Indeed. She kind of looks like Katy Perry, no? And when i say that, that's supposed to be a good thing.

[@NickRoman]

***** , haha just clarifying. You never know.

[@jerrymack95]

i kept noticing the guy to his right that looks like jeffery dahmer

[@danielcaleb8972]

yooo me too I thought I was the only one!

[@kwromney]

Yp

[@speckledhound]

#1 way to tell when someone is lying is they repeatedly have to tell you they’re not lying...

[@d.y.358]

That intro though!

[@christopherkey2272]

I dont think I laughed once. im just staring at it.

[@mattgarcia9518]

reminds me of a chick telling u about her Vegas night when you're telling her over and over that u dont care

[@jessiemorrison4425]

Fucken eh

[@primarypenguin]

this story could have been funny but the way he told it was not funny.

[@launabanauna8958]

Taylor The Warlock I concur.

[@justbeingawhiteguydoesntme2038]

Well, let's see you guys go up there and do it better. Oh, wait, You guys aren't comedians. If you guys don't like it tough shit! I found it pretty amusing, But it doesn't matter what we all think, because he probably made the amount you fools make in 3-6 months, so I guess the jokes are on you.💯 I'm sure there will be a couple of you crybabies that will try and message me back, but you will be wasting your time, you Took time out of your life to read my comment and I will never read the one you send me back! 😂🖕🏻👊🏼💥😵🖕🏻😂💯

[@mitchellzastey]

probably because it wasnt true... or at least my bullshit meter went off and when its not genuine its not funny

[@stoneystark5421]

Because he made it up

[@rachelevans6352]

I thought the exact same thing dude! He wasn't using memory vibes at all, sounded so false compared to all the others. Weird how noticeable it was too.....

[@nofixeddestination5001]

🤘Yeaaaah!

[@12lilacbushes]

my hubby loves Staggermeister!!

[@sours4g181]

Comment section rough on this one.

[@johnnymac2895]

SOUR S4G I thought it was funny snowflakes just can't handle all the cursing I guess

[@jamesr.ackerman4131]

Not rough enough

[@doctorzaius4084]

I love Nick, but I gotta say this story was waaayyyy funnier when he told it on Norm MacDonald's show!!

[@glitchingberror1717]

My cap detector is reading off the charts

[@rjlong89]

Baller

[@reinaldoburgos5235]

Nick is a legend . Also wrote grandma's boy

[@yup3675]

I wish him and Covert would do another movie.

[@larsonfamilyhouse]

When there’s all that dope food then no microwave 😂

[@freshbluntsbywinny]

Yo asian front row is gorg

[@trevorschu]

MY WIFE

[@Chartoise]

Gorg? Dumbest name ever.

[@c0m4g1bb]

Chartoise i agree what kind of horseshit is chatoise. You fucking tortoise

[@thomaspayne6866]

Chartoise - ever? Like... ever?

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

What a night. Had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video