Dan Cummins - Vegas, Acid and Enya - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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7 жыл бұрын

Dan Cummins recalls the time when he did a bunch of LSD in Las Vegas and completely lost touch with reality.
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@standup
@standup 4 жыл бұрын
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@ArkaeaFCL3
@ArkaeaFCL3 3 жыл бұрын
Fear and loathing in Las Vegas is the reason why I took acid for the first time. The problem is, I eventually moved to a hippie community in the middle of nowhere and I took acid almost every day and now I regret it. I've never really been the same. Shit is still really weird to me and I don't have a good grip on reality anymore. If you're gonna try acid, don't do what I did and take it religiously, a couple times is enough. Anymore than that and you're not in Kansas anymore Toto.
@youdontmatter2me
@youdontmatter2me 3 жыл бұрын
@Red Nightshade Hey I’m very sorry that happened to you. Unlike many ppl (specifically the ones replying to this thread & dogging my man Dan out)- I didn’t do anything harder than weed, pain pills (my own, long story that doesn’t end well), & I drank a little bit in high school. It wasn’t until I was 19 & then stopped 2 yrs later doing acid. What sucks is that my final trip on acid (the bad one) was so scary that I never got to experience shrooms. In the right setting, even now in my late 30s, I might try them because ppl say it’s so different. So did you actually do acid like day after day after day? I only did it on weekends because it took me a while to get my grip back. This one summer my friends & I did it a lot! And of course there was that one person who would eat a 10 strip by themselves! To me, that’s nuts. Sure I had a full on conversation with a cat in my buddy’s bathroom & that shit was hilarious after someone realized “hey where’s Sheri?” & knocked on the door looking for me. I’m interested in your experience, like did you take a bunch every time? Did you ever trip alone? Not me!- too scary! I did often mix X with acid & that was my faaaaavorite!!! But like anything else, if id done it too often, it would’ve been super bad. You say that it changed you. How long ago was this?
@MeatMachine69
@MeatMachine69 3 жыл бұрын
The intros on this show are top notch
@MeatMachine69
@MeatMachine69 3 жыл бұрын
@@ArkaeaFCL3 man that sucks you are absolutely right tho, an ex girlfriend of mine took some of that shit even tho I told her she should not do it but not taking my advice she took a bunch anyway then drove her car and totalled her car and got some brain damage. She has never been the same it is really sad because she was a very very nice and cool person but now she looks like a homeless man and has broken into my house and beat the shit out of me (I didnt want to hit her so I basically just tried my best to block her) I'm sorry you aren't the same anymore it is very sad and I feel your pain obviously not exactly the same but I somewhat understand
@BlackCeII
@BlackCeII Жыл бұрын
Drugs are a tool for self-discovery. Know your body, know your mind, know your source, and only trip around people you trust in a safe place.
@MrBenSmedes
@MrBenSmedes 7 жыл бұрын
I love how he talks out of perspective while being on acid. The ''logic'' that you make as a person while tripping is really interesting.
@jeffgillson
@jeffgillson 5 жыл бұрын
Ben Smedes ... one time in college at a party I asked a friend to lock me in a closet and feed me cigarettes for a few hours. I had taken 7 hits of liquid acid. He did not oblige me... about 30 minutes later I watched the people on the dance floor turn into spartan warriors, dinosaurs and animals, I looked down at my own arm and watched it grow fur. even as a very experienced person I couldn't keep it together in public under those circumstances, I lost my shit and freaked out. At very high doses of hallucinogens what you experience can be so incredibly real that it really is your reality at that time.
@seider780
@seider780 5 жыл бұрын
Jay Crew I did some acid once. Did a lot of drops (don’t know how much exactly but it was waaay to much) and I ended up forgetting what humans were and even what life was. Acid can be really fun and inspiring but too much isn’t fun at all.
@ElkinsEric
@ElkinsEric 5 жыл бұрын
Split a 15 strip with a buddy once. An hour after peak he’s naked in the back of his moms blazer, that we pushed outta his driveway, saying “Mommy make it stop, mommy make it stop, MOM MAKE IT STOP!”... Did I mention it was Halloween night?? ;)
@bones_man327
@bones_man327 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing your stories :) It's really interesting to listen to other people's experiences.
@youdontmatter2me
@youdontmatter2me 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed & it’s probably never possible to explain in words because it is a different reality.
@GettInWhErEuFitIN
@GettInWhErEuFitIN 7 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite Ted talks
@uncle1886
@uncle1886 6 жыл бұрын
GettInWhErEuFitIN holy shit....a year later, such an underrated comment. 👏🏼
@darthblackandmild1742
@darthblackandmild1742 6 жыл бұрын
GettInWhErEuFitIN Best ted talks EVER!!!
@bryantorres6134
@bryantorres6134 5 жыл бұрын
right?
@superninjabadbottom
@superninjabadbottom 5 жыл бұрын
GettInWhErEuFitIN Facts bro!
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 жыл бұрын
Oh for fucks sake, this isn't a TED talk. It's a _TEDx_ talk, there's a difference. Noobs!
@PartyboyDanny
@PartyboyDanny 4 жыл бұрын
The most impressive part of this is that they managed to eat pizza on acid
@saturatedneowax
@saturatedneowax 3 жыл бұрын
bread mouthfeel go brrrr
@tharabbit7368
@tharabbit7368 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@akimnerom8231
@akimnerom8231 3 жыл бұрын
That’s risky
@jessekaye5583
@jessekaye5583 3 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking the whole time. I once tried to eat a Taco Bell burrito off of 2 hits and all I tried to do was separate the contents of the burrito in my mouth and spit them out individually.
@5475mcga
@5475mcga 3 жыл бұрын
@@jessekaye5583 holy shit I can’t stop laughing at this!!
@kimalzate4231
@kimalzate4231 2 жыл бұрын
You can tell a lot of people in that crowd couldnt relate, because I could and he was hilarious. Tears are rolling down my face in laughter!!
@mzcescapie
@mzcescapie 5 жыл бұрын
“Please Enya, turn these blood walls into waterfalls” needs to be embroidered on a pillow
@rachelevans6352
@rachelevans6352 6 жыл бұрын
acid/mushroom stories are always great. loved this one. well done dude.
@Vichedges
@Vichedges 5 жыл бұрын
They're boring to me, it's like listening to someone describe a dream. Maybe if you've never done acid this kind of story is interesting but if you've done it this is pretty standard.
@assassindelasaucisse.4039
@assassindelasaucisse.4039 4 жыл бұрын
@@Vichedges You're boring.
@CinoG2G
@CinoG2G 3 жыл бұрын
Craig Conant shroom story is amazing
@haywoodjablome7822
@haywoodjablome7822 9 ай бұрын
Everyone's trips are different' That's why I like hearing about other's experiences. @@Vichedges
@nic7888
@nic7888 5 жыл бұрын
Most underrated comedian today. Dan is a great comedian.
@Ryan88881
@Ryan88881 7 жыл бұрын
"This isn't a good town for psychedelic drugs." -Hunter S. Thompson
@Edmund_Squid
@Edmund_Squid 7 жыл бұрын
But its the perfect town for ether.
@rodneypratt4324
@rodneypratt4324 5 жыл бұрын
You're an idiot, ether puts you out.. what's the fun in that shit head
@mongojoe21
@mongojoe21 5 жыл бұрын
Rodney Pratt it’s from a book bro, maybe if you were smarter you wouldn’t be such an aggressive prick...
@manicpepsicola3431
@manicpepsicola3431 5 жыл бұрын
@@rodneypratt4324 dick
@BeefWellington1
@BeefWellington1 5 жыл бұрын
Rodney Pratt lol you’re a fuckin idiot
@lukeperry8407
@lukeperry8407 7 жыл бұрын
This man is a lot funnier than the crowd gave him credit for
@UTubeGenius
@UTubeGenius 6 жыл бұрын
Luke Perry If you saw him live, you'd be dying of laughter as well
@princealbert617
@princealbert617 6 жыл бұрын
Funniest part was at 14:30. "I feel I was one hit away from still wondering the strip saying 767777...are you kidding me pizza not real HAHAHA OK!" I must have played that part over and over again like 10 times. SOOO funny!
@mjade1673
@mjade1673 6 жыл бұрын
nahp
@HotStrange
@HotStrange 6 жыл бұрын
Rob Heine k pal
@StrangeTripNH
@StrangeTripNH 5 жыл бұрын
Rob Heine that must mean no one anywhere will or can find it funny in any capacity
@voltage7358
@voltage7358 4 жыл бұрын
“We’re gonna lay down and focus on our breathing because things are getting a little weird” 😭
@shunyaku7759
@shunyaku7759 7 жыл бұрын
"Good acid comes on slow. The first hour is all waiting, and then about halfway through the second hour you start cursing the creep who burned you because nothing's happening. And then.... ZANG." Paraphrased.
@silasclayton7777
@silasclayton7777 6 жыл бұрын
Lord Haberdasher mescaline **
@halasimov1362
@halasimov1362 5 жыл бұрын
Please tell me you brought the golf shoes
@isaacsgaming702
@isaacsgaming702 5 жыл бұрын
Some body tell me about the fucking golf shoes,can't walk in this muck,and there I was in the middle of a reptile zoo,and some body was feeding alcohol to these fucking things,holy Jesus look at that bunch over there!!!!😐😮😣
@greezooo
@greezooo 5 жыл бұрын
Best performance by Depp. Evar.
@ethankolojejchick3731
@ethankolojejchick3731 5 жыл бұрын
@@greezooo I mean he was best friends with hunter s tompson so he knew all the ins-and-outs of his personality
@theboyoofoly
@theboyoofoly 3 жыл бұрын
Dan's the man, absolutely perfect, wouldn't change a thing 3/5 🌟
@Fr0gg3rman
@Fr0gg3rman 3 жыл бұрын
If y’all liked this story, you should check out his Podcasts (Timesuck, Scared to Death and Is We Dumb) Hail Nimrod!
@adamferrara8561
@adamferrara8561 2 жыл бұрын
+1 agreed all amazing
@danielrenshaw3797
@danielrenshaw3797 2 жыл бұрын
3 out of 5 stars!
@tdsims1963
@tdsims1963 2 жыл бұрын
👍👍👍!!
@brandontinker9052
@brandontinker9052 2 жыл бұрын
What is big deal?
@brandonmaddox4862
@brandonmaddox4862 2 жыл бұрын
Show biz!!!
@msjkramey
@msjkramey 6 жыл бұрын
"somehow we were able to eat pizza" best description of a trip ever
@balticorchid
@balticorchid 3 жыл бұрын
Great story! I remember tripping with friends when I was in my late teens. We too, tried Enya. Sadly, it didn't soothe us like it did Dan. My buddy said, "Outya"...I'll never hear Enya the same again.
@stephaniecoulter7001
@stephaniecoulter7001 2 жыл бұрын
That's hysterical
@kellyharris8976
@kellyharris8976 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gyroownstheworld
@gyroownstheworld Жыл бұрын
One thing I've learned from this series is that if you think you've gotten a bad batch of acid, you didn't.
@JG-fe1gx
@JG-fe1gx Жыл бұрын
Truth. If you think you've got a "bad hit" drink some orange juice and wait another half hour.
@Wowreally42
@Wowreally42 7 жыл бұрын
this guy is my favorite comic. SO good, hope he starts to get more recognition for how great he is!
@LorriaLove
@LorriaLove 6 жыл бұрын
James M, he's also my favorite comic and I feel the same way, like he is underrated and really isn't getting the credit he's deserves. But roughly a over a year ago, he started a wildly entertaining podcast called Time Suck and I think he's starting to get more people appreciating him and finally more recognition. With you being a big fan, I'd definitely recommend it and really think that you'd enjoy it. And if you did, end up listening to the Podcast, you'd become a, "Time Sucker," very quickly. (That is, if you haven't discover it already.)
@silasclayton7777
@silasclayton7777 6 жыл бұрын
Jalor Artl Time Suck is great!
@baileystine2745
@baileystine2745 3 жыл бұрын
*Timesuck is all one word... And I love itt!!!!!
@cbraun6005
@cbraun6005 7 жыл бұрын
"aciT"
@deadbeataffiliates
@deadbeataffiliates 5 жыл бұрын
MKC came to the comments just to say this
@mamamillwright458
@mamamillwright458 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao! I cant stop hearing it!
@bonitareina5575
@bonitareina5575 5 жыл бұрын
David Gamboa I came to the comments just to see who mentioned in and was gonna say what you said lol the irony
@SHACOBES123
@SHACOBES123 5 жыл бұрын
Thank fucking christ I'm not the only one that heard it. I thought I was too high for a moment
@grizz7916
@grizz7916 5 жыл бұрын
MKC it was driving me crazy!
@jimcricket6841
@jimcricket6841 6 жыл бұрын
"THERE'S A FORCE FIELD AROUND THE PIZZA!"
@balticorchid
@balticorchid 3 жыл бұрын
He predicted covid precautions.
@jacksonharvey1225
@jacksonharvey1225 3 жыл бұрын
“And no you’re taking more acid cause you’re quite literally insane” that delivery always makes me chuckle
@ryanshults6935
@ryanshults6935 4 жыл бұрын
Acid is awesome, hail Nimrod, Praise Bo Jangles, be gone lucifina
@willt.4787
@willt.4787 4 жыл бұрын
@@dmo84 What is big deal? Chikatilo in back of club. Nobody see shame cock.
@1SPQR2
@1SPQR2 4 жыл бұрын
MOTHER
@richardbasso22
@richardbasso22 3 жыл бұрын
Remember folks captain whisker horn is having a sale for half off all bridles, bits, hooves, and plug tails. hihoo sasperila!
@andrewbishop4447
@andrewbishop4447 3 жыл бұрын
What the hell am I missing I’ve done lsd 3 times
@saturatedneowax
@saturatedneowax 3 жыл бұрын
Andrew Hicks a
@ebonywilmer9870
@ebonywilmer9870 6 жыл бұрын
I love how he explains the details. I can see everything he says. This is the best ever.
@justinwartner2791
@justinwartner2791 4 жыл бұрын
His comedy special "dont wake the bear" is one of the best I've ever seen.
@David-xt9uf
@David-xt9uf 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best episodes of "this is not happening" if not the best. His story sounds like a very real acid experience but at the same time very very funny.
@jasonlitherland4270
@jasonlitherland4270 7 жыл бұрын
Please enya turn these blood walls into waterfalls
@michaelpaulsen8447
@michaelpaulsen8447 6 жыл бұрын
One of the best lines I've ever heard, and it fell flat
@x0thermicharge884
@x0thermicharge884 6 жыл бұрын
I read this as soon as it happened
@ladybugs357
@ladybugs357 5 жыл бұрын
I need you now more than ever!! Lol🤣
@andrewoduor3726
@andrewoduor3726 3 жыл бұрын
I did shrooms and went to the zoo. What I didn't know is that they had all glass enclosures. And I thought I was in a house with a bunch of wild animals in different rooms. Everything was fine until I saw the eye of Sauron in the fish pond 🤣🤣. Psychedelics are awesome.
@clydecmcelroy4638
@clydecmcelroy4638 2 жыл бұрын
Friend of mine had a living room that had huge windows that looked out into his backyard and we used to sit on this half round couch and get high. This guy never mowed his lawn in the backyard. It looked like a jungle back there. But when you do some acid, it became a real jungle back there. And there were things in the jungle.
@KGA267
@KGA267 5 жыл бұрын
Dan Cummins is such a great comedian!!! He created timesuck which is such an informative and FUNNY history podcast! I learn so much while being entertained by one of my all time favorite comedians 💚💚💚
@JD43232
@JD43232 5 жыл бұрын
The morning after the trip is like a hangover x100 in terms of shame tho. Like remembering smelling tree's and hopping through grass while laughing at the stars at 1 AM while coming across people letting their dogs out and even the dogs get scared of you...
@franklinsukmynutz5062
@franklinsukmynutz5062 7 жыл бұрын
I cried laughing when he said he was trying to get the pizza and couldn't. great story!
@JLB456
@JLB456 4 жыл бұрын
One time on four hits of acid riding shotgun in my buddy's car, he's also on four hits and I can't blink or we could crash because we had broken the sound barrier, really going 30 in a 55 water's pouring from my eyes and I look over and my buddy's having the same watering eye issue and I ask him, "hey man, can you see?" He just calmly said, "kinda" This is not happening...
@drewcifer8489
@drewcifer8489 4 жыл бұрын
Rode shotgun while tripping in a large rainstorm heading around St. Louis. No wipers & driver without, much needed, glasses. Good times
@TheSoulreaper4
@TheSoulreaper4 4 жыл бұрын
I've listened to this guy for years, and this is the best story i've heard from Dan
@darrenmanska
@darrenmanska 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love Dan Cummins. You’re my favorite dude, hope all is well, whenever you put out new stuff I’ll listen. Spot on with the Enya by the way…..100%..
@michael_epp
@michael_epp 4 жыл бұрын
Dan cummins might be my favorite comedian, the dude’s absolutely hilarious
@1BeezydaBeast1
@1BeezydaBeast1 6 жыл бұрын
"76 street Durango 76....place street 7777777!!!!!!" Funniest line ever!!!!!
@martinlohmann3476
@martinlohmann3476 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said that!
@nookieone11
@nookieone11 4 жыл бұрын
@@martinlohmann3476 I come back from time to time just to see that vein almost pop out of his forehead lol
@arftermathmusic
@arftermathmusic 4 жыл бұрын
I Had To pause it one of the best lines
@candyoutsidedeadinside6998
@candyoutsidedeadinside6998 Жыл бұрын
Dan Cummins is the friend we always miss.
@user-tg6bc8qr6y
@user-tg6bc8qr6y 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot for sharing!
@ag4374
@ag4374 6 жыл бұрын
"Bring snacks cuz you don't want to deal with force fields" LMAO!! 🤣
@357CLOUDY
@357CLOUDY 4 жыл бұрын
I have a love for reality after listening to these life stories.
@doognessmonster1625
@doognessmonster1625 5 жыл бұрын
Love the Run the Jewels beat on the intro!!
@DawnmarieLove
@DawnmarieLove 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best. I love it
@gain7601
@gain7601 7 жыл бұрын
Assit is a helluva drug
@T25de
@T25de 7 жыл бұрын
all the assit
@InteractiveIdea
@InteractiveIdea 7 жыл бұрын
meh.... only if you take too much...
@frankietheheathen4513
@frankietheheathen4513 7 жыл бұрын
Evan Gaines it can't hold a candle to 3 strong hits of DMT
@CrazyCircles1
@CrazyCircles1 7 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, you just have to ass it.
@TheCHRISTOPHIL
@TheCHRISTOPHIL 7 жыл бұрын
I feel you but try to think of it more in a sense where ; Who the fuck artificially drugs.. Just sayin... If you will. You do u know... that mushrooms.. can be grown edibly, psychedillically , and medically right? Just sayin :P Sorry :'P
@Dragamea
@Dragamea 4 жыл бұрын
Aww that’s so sad I hope he tries it again, acid is tricky but the good trips are one of the most beautiful things you could ever experience
@almmathis
@almmathis 7 жыл бұрын
I had to pause this while watching at work. I was almost in tears at my seat.
@Daniel_B79
@Daniel_B79 4 жыл бұрын
Bravo my guy! I had the exact same response to fear and loathing but was never able to do it in Las Vegas.
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 7 жыл бұрын
An amazing super awesome acid story is the one about Doc Ellis who pitched a no hitter on acid. It's here at KZbin, called "No Mas Presents: Doc Ellis & the LSD no no by James Blagden."
@chefpunjab
@chefpunjab 7 жыл бұрын
yea.. that shits hilarious. speed and cid. it's fun.
@danielmcmahan4393
@danielmcmahan4393 6 жыл бұрын
Up 2 days and then take acid UGI
@FrickFoster
@FrickFoster 5 жыл бұрын
I'm pro-psychedelics and this seems to be on the side of performance enhancing drugs lol. This cracks me up because it confuses people who haven't done it but it also surprises a lot of those who have done it
@Egoblivion
@Egoblivion 5 жыл бұрын
It was at the beginning of the trip if it was a high dose. During the first phase of a trip, there's heightened visual acuity as with the other senses...as well as heightened sense of empathy and social interactions. A 'microdose' would only take you to the first phase.
@JThomasW
@JThomasW 7 жыл бұрын
Be careful when taking acit.
@ericforman4721
@ericforman4721 2 жыл бұрын
Be very careful when taking acif.
@shamusmcdrunkenen6491
@shamusmcdrunkenen6491 2 жыл бұрын
Bothered me so much
@Sorryforthemess444
@Sorryforthemess444 2 жыл бұрын
I was scrolling intentionally to find this comment.
@CARRJ142
@CARRJ142 2 жыл бұрын
Another great video.
@3hotddelgadillo940
@3hotddelgadillo940 4 жыл бұрын
This into short is in my opinion the best o far. I am stoked to find This Is Not Happening. Comedy is Life!!
@avidwatcher70
@avidwatcher70 7 жыл бұрын
fell asleep while watching this, it was way past midnight - I KID YOU NOT - I dreamt the whole scenario like viewing the whole thing and being unable to speak to dan or anything. oh and Dan was George Costanza! crazy lucid dream i guess. don't fall asleep listening to this XD
@TASHXC12
@TASHXC12 7 жыл бұрын
Woah lol
@mahmutozgec766
@mahmutozgec766 7 жыл бұрын
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@mahmutozgec766
@mahmutozgec766 7 жыл бұрын
? 0 , o
@thrasher6970
@thrasher6970 7 жыл бұрын
That is the biggest lie I've ever heard
@Barsabus
@Barsabus 7 жыл бұрын
I have done it before while watching movies.
@jamesmillard4321
@jamesmillard4321 6 жыл бұрын
Dan Cummins. One of the most underrated comedians around. If you're not an idiot and you're not listening to Timesuck podcast, you better start. HAIL NIMROD!
@gerrybegnoche1561
@gerrybegnoche1561 5 жыл бұрын
Praise Bojangles and be fine Lucifina!
@heytherejay04
@heytherejay04 5 жыл бұрын
I actually found out about him through Timesuck! Love his podcast and his comedy is amazing. Cool dude all around. Hail Nimrod!
@bryantburnsred7667
@bryantburnsred7667 5 жыл бұрын
Curse you Lucifina!! You sweet, sexy temptress.
@geoffreyjohnson3683
@geoffreyjohnson3683 5 жыл бұрын
One of the best episodes yet, Hilarious
@CyTolliver
@CyTolliver 2 жыл бұрын
Great comedian, legendary podcaster.
@j.j.6327
@j.j.6327 4 жыл бұрын
I would love to see an animated version of this story.
@Leoppassion
@Leoppassion 3 жыл бұрын
This is literally how it feels and how it goes down, depending on what mindset and environment. Such a true story hahaha
@lillmeca1983
@lillmeca1983 2 жыл бұрын
That was the best into yet!
@ytubeanon
@ytubeanon 4 жыл бұрын
funniest of the playlist so far
@jahrastafari7165
@jahrastafari7165 7 жыл бұрын
Vegas + Acid = Crazy hallucinogenic light party
@BlackandWhitecustoms
@BlackandWhitecustoms 2 жыл бұрын
For me it wasn't about the lights but seeing everyone's Ego like a caricature.
@LeviDavidSchaffer
@LeviDavidSchaffer 2 жыл бұрын
The taxi driver kills me everytime. Such a funny video
@JacobHartnett
@JacobHartnett 4 жыл бұрын
This was awesome!
@parker6614
@parker6614 5 жыл бұрын
This is amazing
@TheNardoRetardo
@TheNardoRetardo 7 жыл бұрын
I love how relatable the really weird parts of this story are. completely forgot about the spatial awareness part of tripping where you follow someone too closely.
@snaflipolous
@snaflipolous 4 жыл бұрын
Loved it. 3 out of 5 stars.
@puffpuffpass3214
@puffpuffpass3214 4 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm getting more tabs soon
@liafreehling847
@liafreehling847 3 жыл бұрын
i’ve seen a lot of these but this one made me laugh the loudest
@scampoli25
@scampoli25 5 жыл бұрын
Never take the rest of the acid
@justintime753
@justintime753 4 жыл бұрын
Ever ever
@mmguzmanboss
@mmguzmanboss 4 жыл бұрын
Too late
@jonparks5485
@jonparks5485 4 жыл бұрын
Assit
@douglaspayjack5532
@douglaspayjack5532 4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/lWmWfnirgdStb7s
@RumpleTheStiltskin
@RumpleTheStiltskin 4 жыл бұрын
*Neve take the rest of it too late
@ThisOldHat
@ThisOldHat 7 жыл бұрын
He's right, Canadian "bacon" pizza isn't a real thing, because its ham, its a ham pizza.
@Mars_junior
@Mars_junior 7 жыл бұрын
Das the joke
@alstory87
@alstory87 7 жыл бұрын
this is the best comment on youtube so far
@gabrielrobles8426
@gabrielrobles8426 7 жыл бұрын
Mike Siegler
@LordHypnos4
@LordHypnos4 6 жыл бұрын
Its also canadian bacon pizza.
@zokontech
@zokontech 6 жыл бұрын
bacon is ham bud
@Danieltoshsplumber
@Danieltoshsplumber Жыл бұрын
I’m kind of experienced with hallucinogens and I must say I can really feel that this story was true.
@MambusBambus
@MambusBambus 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant story ! the Enya part got me laughing a lot ! 🧡
@dalicloud9
@dalicloud9 7 жыл бұрын
Dan, would you say that the angled faced gentlemen has a ....poker face?
@redwanhasan1721
@redwanhasan1721 7 жыл бұрын
Enya and Acid, nice idea!
@ChaseKelleh
@ChaseKelleh 7 жыл бұрын
im in tears from the plexiglass
@lsjionredlinesupercharged2049
@lsjionredlinesupercharged2049 Жыл бұрын
I can’t go to sleep have a hard 10 hour shift tomorrow but this makes it all completely worth it.
@neilguylindberg6672
@neilguylindberg6672 4 жыл бұрын
This guy just told my Enya experience!? Except I was in a blizzard in Amish PA and the fuzzy bunnies were friendly, but when the drifts turned into storm troopers... Yikes! Enya saved my mind!
@jjcoola998
@jjcoola998 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds epic bro 😂
@chrisroberts3238
@chrisroberts3238 5 жыл бұрын
This guy also has a podcast and it’s honestly amazing
@Vichedges
@Vichedges 5 жыл бұрын
What is it with kids and everything being "amazing"? Come up with some new adjectives.
@dtacherra6063
@dtacherra6063 4 жыл бұрын
@jason allen its honestly pretty awesome
@MrPaperVader
@MrPaperVader 3 жыл бұрын
@@Vichedges Go fck yourself scumbag
@natbadash3194
@natbadash3194 Жыл бұрын
Hands down one of the best ones,, and I lost it when he was yelling out the “address”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@ardradiva
@ardradiva 2 жыл бұрын
one of the great comedians ever
@wijibo6772
@wijibo6772 4 жыл бұрын
If you like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, you need to watch Where the Buffalo Roam. It was made way before Fear and Loathing. Bill Murray plays as Hunter. Great movies.
@dancarpentersr.9337
@dancarpentersr.9337 3 жыл бұрын
I do not want, I desperately need, a sequel to this story that takes place after they got the coke and ecstasy. PERIOD.
@tacticalmattfoley
@tacticalmattfoley 5 жыл бұрын
This is a very good cautionary tale.
@firefury6053
@firefury6053 9 ай бұрын
Dan is awesomely funny.
@jadendodd8055
@jadendodd8055 4 жыл бұрын
When you take 29 hits of acids: MMMMMM Yes the floor is made out of floor
@TheNormExperience
@TheNormExperience 4 жыл бұрын
Jaden Dodd wouldn’t that be getting SO high that you’ve somehow circled back around to regular?
@leohawk776
@leohawk776 4 жыл бұрын
You would either die, or permanently become an orange. You would sit yourself in a fruit bowl until you died from lack of water. 29 hits isn't human. That's when you start digging at your own skin with your fingernails so your skeleton can bust out dancing, like in the cartoons.
@dylanyewest534
@dylanyewest534 4 жыл бұрын
I used to know a dude who would do 20 hits on the regular. He once even took 40 hits in a night. He just worked up to an absurd tolerance from doing it every day. He ended up going crazy, and accusing me and my friends of stealing his "cure" for cancer lol To make a long story short, he ended up od-ing on pain pills. Everything in moderation, my friends.
@rubi20ful
@rubi20ful 3 жыл бұрын
Buzz light-year to the rescue...
@xTheRenegade666x
@xTheRenegade666x 3 жыл бұрын
"Can't stop here, ...this is bat country." -Hunter S. Thompson
@bigrhonda8818
@bigrhonda8818 3 жыл бұрын
My abs hurt so MUCH 🤣😂 laughed Soo fucking hard!!!! Thank you Dan.
@ashleyshepard6032
@ashleyshepard6032 Жыл бұрын
He’s great!!
@jasongravely7217
@jasongravely7217 4 жыл бұрын
Wise words - “Never take the rest of the acid, 2 is more than enough.”
@jasongravely7217
@jasongravely7217 4 жыл бұрын
GlowSea :D completely agree about the shrooms being healing and sometimes more intense than acid. What’s funny is since I posted this, I took 1 of this new stuff (btw this is maybe a dozen times total in 15 years) and this latest shit was AMAZING. Also the live music I saw on it had amazing visuals (Tycho) so I think that visual stimuli carried over for the rest of the night. 👌
@zacklance7798
@zacklance7798 4 жыл бұрын
5 tabs and ride my bike to the zoo it’s a cool time brother
@irelandia
@irelandia 6 жыл бұрын
Hail Nimrod
@morganmontgomery4551
@morganmontgomery4551 5 жыл бұрын
Irelandia and Lucifina. And Bojangles
@lifeOfireandfame
@lifeOfireandfame 5 жыл бұрын
Yamotimesuck!
@rubegoldberg6476
@rubegoldberg6476 4 жыл бұрын
Master sucker
@richardtallant2185
@richardtallant2185 4 жыл бұрын
Praise Good boy Bojangles.
@Callusny
@Callusny 4 жыл бұрын
What's happening meatsacks
@jasonarnold5294
@jasonarnold5294 3 жыл бұрын
Omg ive so been there haha ty hunter and god bless you dan and one more thing you always need rage lol :)
@bigriz7021
@bigriz7021 4 жыл бұрын
This is a great story
@paulnota3672
@paulnota3672 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched so many “this is not happening“ videos that I feel like I’m the weird one for never trying mushrooms or acid.
@kellyharris8976
@kellyharris8976 Жыл бұрын
Shrooms are a must try at least once 😉
@JesusBehindtheWheel
@JesusBehindtheWheel 4 жыл бұрын
Rookie mistake. You get pizza First. Think of a general plan first so you have a thought to hang to during the trip. Notepad and pen for reminders also helps.
@ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge
@ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched fear and loathing probably a 100 times by the time I was 18 (when it came out).....that movie made me into a gigantic drug enthusiast (even bigger than I already was by then). "Once you get locked into a serious drug collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can" - Fear and loathing in Las Vegas @ 2:45 of the film
@dudewhy2849
@dudewhy2849 3 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy that this was my first introduction to him a couple years ago. I listen to Timesuck all the time thanks to my dad, but I couldn’t remember his name even though I saw this first lol
@lopiklop
@lopiklop 4 жыл бұрын
I listened to Enya on some of my first DMT trips. Orinoco Flow
@TheSektorz
@TheSektorz 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else seen so many of these they start recognizing people in the audience as if they're recurring characters? Every time I'm like, "Oh there's this guy", "Oh there's this girl who laughs a lot", "Oh there's this other guy I've seen 50 times before", "Did they record most of these in front of the same audience?"
@jjcoola998
@jjcoola998 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ShojoBakunyu
@ShojoBakunyu 4 жыл бұрын
I've had weekends like this...
@JesusKrispies
@JesusKrispies 5 жыл бұрын
The best detail is, from the riff he sang I know that Dan Cummins also used to fall asleep to Enya's Shepherd Moons. Problem is there's a late-disc track called Book of Days that's a bit of a banger (we're speaking extremely relatively here). It'll wake your ass up if you're not careful. For your reprehensibly-stoned anxiety-laden listening pleasure, I also recommend Brian Eno's Music For Airports. It's saved my sanity on more than one occasion.
@MrSnuffian
@MrSnuffian 7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I remember him when he was young and skinny and did a joke about a squirllador
@krossbow_
@krossbow_ 4 жыл бұрын
Chocolate squirrelador
@Sickr192
@Sickr192 7 жыл бұрын
I can't get over the way he's saying Acid. He keeps saying Acit...
@rickc2102
@rickc2102 4 жыл бұрын
Acit : Acid :: Pepperoni : Canadian Bacon
@Weru212
@Weru212 4 жыл бұрын
Aah! Now I can't unhear it!
@brandonschultz3262
@brandonschultz3262 Жыл бұрын
Love it. 3/5 stars
@brandonmaddox4862
@brandonmaddox4862 Жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t change a thing
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