[Nijisanji/Eng sub]Kuzuha and Alice's Guitar Rivalry

[@panniestyun2695]

Alice: Mumbles lyrics Kuzuha: *Experiences intense stage fright*

[@nonsensicalabyss]

Idk why thats so funny to me, prolly bcs i just had an image of kuzuha mumble rapping www

[@Ruki1411]

Kuzuha learned new skill: Become one with the wall

[@expnewlight1694]

Nah that was his starting skill.

[@yeetyote1224]

The infamous wall deck

[@lieutenantatrex]

Alice: i play acoustic guitar Kuzuha: i play electric guitar Taka radjiman: nerds i play harmonica and kazoo

[@little_rin6393]

we need bass.

[@ledaupt1448]

@@little_rin6393 EPICO

[@expnewlight1694]

Ill go get the classic guitar.

[@rikishikato5001]

It's only a matter of time until Bonnivier build his own guitar from a wooden plank he found somewhere near the river bank and his own fishing lines

[@rikishikato5001]

heck he might just be making a harp lmao

[@mr_noice_guy]

Kuzuha is such a lovable dork

[@Necroneer]

Love his goofiness

[@NESSAStrawberry]

Alice: *sounded cute and elegant* Kuzuha: *play while groan in pain in between*

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

"I think guitar is not suitable for me" -said the guy who immediately grab the guitar and straight up jamming when he hear the chaos that is Kanae, Ibrahim and Debiru in voice chat

[@Azeren_ren]

Wasn't that Hajime?

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

@@Azeren_ren that was Hajime talking

[@Necroneer]

Do you mind handing the sauce?

[@yannybee3707]

@@Necroneer search Kuzuha jamming with the Nijisanji boys.

[@Necroneer]

@@yannybee3707 Ah thank you I should have looked up Kuzuha jamming instead of Kuzuha guitar.

[@JustARandomWeeb.]

0:59 I know kuzuha is an introvert and a shy person, but i didn't know he is that introvert

[@Karoshi000]

he muted himself on mario kart collab, lthere is a clip of it

[@Karoshi000]

the others talked about how they not gonna immediately accelerate after race start, but kuzuha didnt pay attention to their talking and went first, imagine the awkwardness

[@JustARandomWeeb.]

@@Karoshi000 i have watched it long ago, but yea that thing is still funny

[@kyopium3676]

That clip was really sad though, I felt sorry for him when they laughed at him.

[@Karoshi000]

@@kyopium3676 yea i legit concerned with their relationship after the collab, the others must have laughed it off, but i think kuzuha gonna twink twice for future collab with a stranger

[@lins_z2]

That moment when you meet the friend of a friend and don’t know how to act so you become a wall. Is that a new socializing strategy from the master of the weather deck?

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

neet vampire brain with a 7 trillion iq

[@softmatcha]

Kuzuha: *I M N O T W A L L*

[@-Raylight]

Become one with the wall, sounds just like Kuzuha xD And he made an excuse because of it lol Didn't expect Kuzuha to be able to play guitar, someday he could do a guitar collab with Ibrahim then

[@nonsensicalabyss]

Kabezuha. He also became one with the wall backstage in a recent dokuzuhonsya live concert lol

[@sero1276]

he's a recorder prodigy shud've show those dem skills

[@xx-ph5ml]

Kuzuha might as well be a character in Gintama

[@Yamaya2_Haya]

NGL I WANT TO SEE ALICE,KUZUHA AND IBRAHIM JAMMED OUT WITH THEIR GUITARS

[@zee-ee7ue]

I wish they'd form a band/musical unit together in the near future, that'd be sick

[@nonsensicalabyss]

And Hima-chan too! She can play guitar iirc!

[@kinglakaka]

ibrahim really need to teach kuzuha how to tune his own guitar 😂

[@Typw]

don't forget kaida

[@A7XFan800]

We can add Sasaki Saku with Bass and Yashiro with Drums

[@Tenchua917]

This is so kuzuha-like, immediately rival some senpai who just started playing guitar for 3 days lol

[@sinaiha6914]

"mononobe san" *strums* *wide-eyed* "i'll surpass you"

[@hiiragihasmanywaifu]

7:09 i can see his passion

[@Necroneer]

Lmfao this might be good for Kuzuha, having a rival might just fire up his motivation. Thanks for translating and connecting all of these!

[@kuzuyeah8226]

Kuzuha: *Finally! A worthy opponent!,Our battle will be legendary!*

[@mycro90379]

Damn I relate so much with Kuzuha. It feels awful when your colleague is better at something than you, especially if they've only been practicing for 3 days.

[@Xanek]

Kuzuha trying his best

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

Watching Alice practicing guitar in the morning everyday is such a great experience

[@yosglory]

my ears was blessed watching alice in the morning

[@dhimmyjazzy696]

As long as she doesn't wake you up with a cymbal kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYmkgmSvaMmjhqc

[@CrnaStrela]

Too bad I cannot be awake to watch it live

[@blackjack2526]

This childishness is sooo Kuzuha. Like, it's so adorkable. I love it!

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

kuzuha really out here mastering the art of becoming one with the wall

[@rinerutl7477]

Kuzuha: i will find a ranking where electric guitar is harder that acoustic Kuzuha, you're improving the wrong part here

[@kinglakaka]

meanwhile : Ibrahim shredding his guitar like a black jimi hendrix

[@ludwigdion]

What u doin lil wayne go practice yo guitar

[@Cueballx]

@@ludwigdion lol

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

@@ludwigdion Lmao

[@Daru_Is_Here]

Ah yes, the "I'm not a wall" Deck

[@missm1776]

Lmao why did I suddenly thought of Kuzuha's recorder performance

[@Daru_Is_Here]

Not that again. It gave me flashbacks. ;_;

[@TheXDayDreamerx]

6:29 HIS EXPRESSION SKDGKSD I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

[@nonsensicalabyss]

I watched a clip on this yesterday, thank you so much from translating this 😭💕💕💕 im rly loving this Kuzuha's light music club arc wwwww

[@nonsensicalabyss]

*of *for Smh i cant type

[@cristalwaffle4937]

Kuzuga learn technique to stand incredibly still that he became one with the wall

[@Henry-qx8vf]

dude i sawthis clip yesterday and i was like what are they saying i finished the whole video even though i didnt know what they were talking about and u translated it today thanks a lot i love u no homo

[@hitsuji-engsub-9958]

love you too no homo

[@jantradaach.4996]

I play electric guitar, and now I like Kuzuha

[@jhkgyg098]

Oh no this pure girl just- 3 days playing guitar! Kuzuha- I must destroy her. .

[@inihao]

Its funny that kuzuha was funny and looked cool at the same time

[@ichi.hitori]

*Ibrahim playing Fuwa Fuwa TIme in the background*

[@1011約束]

As someone who recently got into playing guitar, i can feel Kuzuha's groans on an emotional and spiritual level.

[@carolinedelafuente7251]

Awww this is something I didn't know I needed 😆

[@tatammculaa3195]

why he has to be this cute. This is not good for my heart💗😳

[@titobungo01]

As from someone who's been playing for quite a while, I suggest he stick to the open/cowboy chords first before anything else. Doesn't matter if its electric or acoustic

[@maptc]

A rival is one way for improvement so I can't wait for both of their progress.

[@argonph6180]

Alice: I'll play Twinkle twinkle little star Me: **Bang dream flashbacks**

[@Spring_Fragrance]

Cringe scene by Kasumi

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

Kuzuha is such a cinammon roll! Cute af hahaha

[@sinaiha6914]

he's too adorkable for my heart bye

[@Kyla8132]

Watching Alice start playing guitar and being really dedicated at it too is really inspiring. Not only -Kabe- Kuzuha but also Ibrahim and Patra brought out their guitars. It's helping my sleep schedule as well cause I actually have to wake up early now to catch Alice's streams. Unfortunately I missed day 3 and day 5.

[@tokki2901]

When I watch the whole thing happened, I was like "So this is Nijisanji interpretation of K-On!, huh?". They are so funny.

[@JUNozo]

Thats rlly impressive playing twinkle twinkle on her 3rd day it took 1 month for me to play a full song and memorized the chords

[@shirazu-kun]

It's funny that both of the guitars on the thumbnail are upsidedown 😂

[@mhedansantos3519]

oh damn. didn't even notice the 3D model(?) on the 2nd clip. looks reaaal good (whatever it is)

[@bokuoredayo]

7:08 Kuzuha-desu. Lol

[@wakaharris9050]

4:02 scared the poop out of me

[@晓名yo]

"KABE JA NAI DESU" *continues to play aggressively*

[@amierulasyraf3956]

so this is why i saw a lot of kuzuha fanart with guitar

[@yuuzelthyc9683]

Lmaoo he became one with the wall

[@sENKAI-x2n]

He also mastered how to become a wall just like rushi-

[@mr.r47]

Wall-Kun 🤣🤣🤣

[@legionnaire2676]

Guitar buddies

[@akancess]

2:36 oh no, those flashbacks from the anime of bandori are hunting me till this day, Kasumi no more kira kira hikaru please

[@pompidou1789]

LMAO

[@madamadadane7989]

Alice: strums softly and sings gently to twinkle twinkle little star Kuzuha: strums softly then releases pained aAACKKKs

[@locklitzw.4378]

7:06 kuzuha's duke nukem impression

[@dinozero2]

Lol i just saw this clip but in raw version. Glad you translate it though.

[@hachiro-san1303]

I also play the guitar and had the same experience as kuzuha. Haha it's really frustrating but it has a good effect. you'll practice non-stop just to get better. 😂

[@haten1]

Thank you for the translation, as always. Ah, this was great.

[@rooper13]

now this what you call "our fight will be legendary"

[@introverted456]

This legit one of the funniest Vtuber moment of all time

[@readone_9718]

Thx for the context clip as well! Yesterday I just saw the Japanese clip of Kuzuha's playing the guitar but I was lost on why did Mononobe called Kuzuha a wall, lol

[@dipucena1049]

Keep up the good work translator

[@夜星青]

thank you~ for translation~

[@MegaApostel]

lol Kuzuha is too good

[@shinsen16]

Kuzuha: I'm not weak!

[@yosglory]

Alice morning streams are fun

[@EMR64]

I learned playing guitar years ago by myself and it was hard to learn and Alice just does it in 3 days.

[@夜星青]

Kuzuha : all I can do is hide my presence Person: So? That's why it suddenly became a wall? Are you sure there was no other choice? Fan: He did his best I can feel him growing every day "Tears of happiness like a mother looking at her child"

[@夜星青]

sorry for bad english-

[@Nazgul094]

Every time I think about instruments that look hard to use I always think about the nyckelharpa, damn that thing really looks HARD to play.

[@crimsonphoenix8907]

This is cute asf

[@オレにゃん]

*A D O R A B L E*

[@MichaelKing015]

Nice

[@doggew4756]

Wall-kun~~~

[@sh4k410]

【 oh, kabe-kun 】

[@az7433046]

YEEEES YEESS GIVE ME MORE KUZUHA I NEED THIS SHIT TO KEEP ON LIVING 🧠💉

[@nevermind1904]

Violin being ranked as the most difficult is so predictable

[@Jester8492]

Alice is.. pretty cute *subs to her channel*

[@hanaogra]

サムネ、有栖ちゃんは普通の右利き用ギターを左で弾いてて 壁くんはレフティモデルのギターを右で持ってて草

[@faisalfyqre8215]

Can't wait to see kuzuha flexing his guitar skill in front of ritsukin. I wonder how it will be

[@gendartmusicchannel9627]

Kuzuha really reminds me of my church guitar senpai. Tho when it comes to drums, I'm his...Sensei Kouhai? XD Now I miss him

[@kresspqressie7722]

Nijisanji international band ii deshou ka? They can make nijisanji international band like ALI (if you know op beastars, ALI has a lot member as a band).

[@mizo9286]

2:34 ~~~~~

[@lostdestroyer8400]

kuzuhalice

[@Pochi-kyun]

4:40 am... i was going to sleep but there is a new video U_U sorry mom I have to watch it.

[@eeva4700]

Alice Maji Tenshi... Also I heard she can play others instruments too, like drum and keyboard.

[@gemabcok]

twincurl twincurl little star

[@xlokbu2135]

I really love this dork, kuzuha. No homo tho

[@alhafdar2753]

Her 2d or is that 3d .... Damn...smooth animation 😦....its super fit her carakter too ..... Ty for clip :)

[@matthewkeen6281]

nice,

[@MaxKnight007]

Acoustic is harder than electric guitar!?

[@Thunderarquebus]

Acoustics have heavier strings so it is considered harder to learn.

[@fightingnimo7]

0:27 clip source?

[@darkzangetzu005]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaPSnmp6fMeAp9k

[@cat_pucccino92]

XD wtf

[@SKYCRAFTER2003]

Violin isn’t that hard to play, it’s pretty easy if u practice a bit. I find playing a guitar much harder.