Nikki Glaser Hijacks a Stranger's Phone | Glamour

[@shopgirlkc]

“If he’s under five salmon, swipe him back into the sea.” 😂😂

[@jacobd1080]

Her notes were literally amazing lmao

[@luvyou-baby]

She’s cute and has a great chill personality

[@blumpth]

the average length of a salmon is 28 in, if your not over 11 and half feet tall you are too short for Nikki Glaser.

[@shoethief]

This is great.

[@demian1173]

i saw u had 99 likes...here's mine to get the 100 because OCD reasons

[@israelrios997]

I’m a 9 ft kind of gal

[@tianalove6473]

I couldn’t tell if sam was really cool and chill about this or just completely annoyed 😂

[@iworshipgaysandsatan6822]

Or just boring lol

[@AcerbicOrder]

These are more entertaining when they use the persons dating apps.

[@kiralosina8615]

*Only 18* 👇👇👇 621079.loveisreal.ru

[@rkmh65]

Nikki's typing made me feel much better about my horrible one.

[@matthewtilleygoes]

fell in love with this girl while she had her phone hijacked

[@ಥ_ಥ-ಳ9ತ]

she’s so calm and a nice person to talk to and nikki is just yelling lol. i love nikki tho ❤️

[@whatudoin1]

Im shocked that this was super clean

[@miriamar7362]

You had me at Nikki Glaser

[@forprogress999]

This woman is on top of the world lately. We Love You, Nikki!

[@yosagiyojimbo5883]

Sam ends up dating Nikki's Dad.

[@entropy8000]

Nikki is so cool and naturally funny

[@EricHammond01]

I love your videos

[@DrAdnan]

Never trust a comedian with your dating apps 😂

[@roy_for_real2674]

'Ok, so we downloaded Twitter.' HAHAHAHA

[@91frankthetank]

The fish tip 🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@GrecoRomanNinja]

The girl has great teeth.

[@Skifan180]

Happy Father's Day!

[@kliciabotelho7545]

This is really funny! What a good sport! Both of these ladies!!!!

[@alexlietaviete4896]

Love this channel😘😘

[@Kissfan96dr]

"Hi dad, we're doing this funny father's day bit with phones, hahahaha" "I took the dog to the vet today for a $100 dollar shot" Nikki's look - "dad...you're not helping." (proving that you can never be too old to have your dad embarrass you)

[@kotkaconforza]

"under five salmons" :D

[@alexanderperez2732]

Find a fishing picture. Google the fish species avg size. Compare the size to the guy but stacking the fish. Wow lol that a complicated method to avoid dating a short dude

[@adnanshoukat8966]

THATS HEIGHT DISCRIMINATION. im OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SporkyMcFly]

@@adnanshoukat8966 Whatever, manlet.

[@alexh9865]

found the short guy

[@adnanshoukat8966]

I thought i was clearly being sarcastic. It was a comment on the recent outrage culture. P.S. im perfectly fine with my adequate height. Id also be perfectly fine of i was short.

[@larabarbatowolf803]

“my pal amy schumer” OH NO

[@doranw]

I can see Nikki is a fan of YMH podcast... keepin' those jeans high and tight.

[@Simply_chase]

Shes just 😍😍😍

[@doublefeature]

happy fathers day to everyone in the comments!!!

[@sailaway258]

Please have nikki do this purely for dating app!!

[@alsoyes3287]

Nothing quite like a medium rare dog steak with pepper sauce.

[@joso5554]

I am Chinese too 🤷‍♂️

[@treefiddytwoo]

Sam’s a cutie patootie 😍

[@noellenn2122]

Nikki, we need to talk about your jeans.

[@redsands1001]

Sam looked like she was reliving some bad dates when the height conversation started

[@SitahSam]

Love your video

[@youtubeaddictors5871]

Super channel

[@D34N6232]

Happy Fathers Day Everybody!!!

[@hipnhappenin]

Yasss THIS NEEDED TO HAPPEN

[@itsbiancamitchell]

“rEaLly wHY”

[@mariuspatru7]

WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS GIRL SAM BEFORE? i swear i saw her in some show recently!

[@anna34712]

ive never clicked on a video faster

[@phunkdoctaspock]

8:38 - Such a sad and pathetic generation with shallow, empty values.

[@tomaspeixinho4447]

I wanted to know her thoughts on Toy Story 3, godammit!

[@eli7257]

She need to teach me on how to make good first impressions

[@paoloh.pabilonia8395]

thanks nikki, didn't realise how millenial i was till i saw her notes. there's no denying now for me. whew.

[@rustzz8]

Missed opportunity when she said that wasn't my aura she should've said it was my labia majora.

[@UnderHere]

I'm I the only one that thought it was Paris Hilton in the thumbnail lol

[@YolandaMReyes]

I love pretzel M&M's only! Used to love the peanut ones, but pretzel m&m's is my go candy! Yummy!

[@Grimscribe732]

I'm disappointed. Seriously expected way more mayhem.

[@redsands1001]

Yeah nikki is definitely more than capable

[@idunnowhatimdoin]

I was just about to comment that Nikki is usually funnier and crazier. I think she was just being nice and maybe didn't want to completely destroy the girl's life.

[@Whiskers1206]

OMG Nikki is soooooooooooooo funny

[@HamsterK37]

I always put my height. Lol

[@Lrdprimus187]

I don’t even own a phone... is that odd?

[@jhevgainz2307]

That little vegetarian rant was pretty cringey

[@bleached3360]

jhev gainz youre pretty cringey

[@sharlenehakes7413]

Dairy is delicious though.

[@unfabulouslyfabulous]

Okay great now I can’t sleep because of the freaking house centipede

[@iancuspinera1160]

Man, idk how Blake Griffin just pased on her, she's hot and chill, also funny.

[@suNn.K.O]

Kinda want to try cat and dog milk now.

[@isac4375]

ITS PLOTTING AGAINST US

[@siwueofk]

Wow Nikki has lost a lot of weight

[@imsgoalie1]

True to form, Nikki Glaser wasn't funny. That girl seemed very chill though, and super cute.

[@TheNeverposts]

man, this was not fun!

[@juliansmith4987]

What has she had done? She's always been pretty but now it's like "BAM!". Who is her surgeon?

[@doublefeature]

dude, are you forreal? she's like barely 35. and she's someone that's completely open about her life so she would have talked about it. she hasn't had anything done.

[@BW-lb3vd]

Ouch Nikki how do you even find pants that high waisted?

[@shelbysalling3823]

Nikki can't type

[@josephineknechtli2208]

Queeeeeen

[@npsck1802]

That girl read one too many John Green books as a teenager and now she thinks she is a quirky manic pixie dream girl

[@richardrichardson5570]

Why did nicky acted like the fan girl???

[@91frankthetank]

So we downloaded twitter...

[@southpaws6814]

My salmons' not small!!!

[@polarisgemini52]

Bothered by how many mistakes Nikki makes while typing

[@fishbonefla5917]

If she weigh two more pounds those would be mom jeans

[@Zefram0911]

Aren't old chicks suppose to get less hot?

[@alacranberryy]

Aren't compliments better when not weirdly backhanded?

[@Zefram0911]

@@alacranberryy wow, someone's triggered. guess you need to watch more of her material.

[@crociati17]

Nikki's hot

[@shareholder1408]

Well that wasn't very entertaining. She really isn't funny outside of dating app shenanigans

[@oliviamercado499]

kinda sad sam changed her bio back to secretes poison 😔

[@oliviamercado499]

like if nikki glaser ever did something on my phone i would never change it

[@bmynors0727]

Sup

[@dontrump8877]

If only Nikki started doing squats...

[@MarcoGrabolos]

#GoVegan

[@hijinks21]

Mom jeans need to go back out of style

[@crazyporri09]

glaser is so bad😍😍

[@baron7755]

she can have my phone....number

[@keirasherman2775]

One of the first

[@alexlietaviete4896]

First❤️

[@doyouknowbts5101]

Seventh

[@henrytiffanyr]

Omg early comment!! I never get in this early#9