Nikki Glaser - Saving Myself For Jesus

#NikkiGlaser, stand up comedian, television and podcast host, host of Not Safe with Nikki Glaser, brings the funny to Montreal.
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[@7elEvan1]

"Because flies dont understand verbal abuse" fucking LOL

[@mikefusella1829]

they looked like a straight crowd, no tables or drinks

[@EJofLA]

"He woke me up. I don't wanna go to school." Priceless.

[@michaelt8680]

Favorite female comedian. She’s hilarious.

[@ChrisSmithBass]

That look she gave at 5:32. Yeah, she knew that joke was funny. Tough crowd.

[@L1Run]

Meh.

[@RJ-mh3ox]

You want them to scream they just arent loud people they laughed though

[@blondiwithstyle]

I don't know man, I just think people have different kinds of humor. I really wanted to like her jokes but they did not go home for me.

[@JustinLHopkins]

@@blondiwithstyle Montreal always seems tough for American comics. They’re more reserved people. It’s a different culture.

[@Eyedonutno]

She *thought* that that joke was funny. But she was wrong.

[@aaronlark294]

I am just absolutely in love with Nikki Glaser. She’s so wonderful.

[@robkukoc3393]

She’s just a brilliant comedian. I love her timing on her jokes...and the fact she writes her own material. Big plus!

[@HunsAreGoingBust]

surely every comedian writes their own stuff?

[@coolboy5245]

Big plus? They're supposed to write their own jokes...

[@robkukoc3393]

@@coolboy5245 what’s the point of your comment dude??

[@coolboy5245]

@@robkukoc3393 "My waiter even filled my water glass. Big plus!"

[@hankaul6256]

Aloha

[@PAWNB3YOND]

"He woke me up...I don't want to go to school..." I fucking lost it!

[@richardbeckenbaugh1805]

Another female comedian did that joke with “he woke me up.. daddy, i don’t want to go to school” not original and not the best delivery. She also sounded whiny and I think that put the audience off.

[@izzy91210]

2:19 The man in the front row was checking out glaser's legs, but then he saw in his peripherals his woman looking towards him and quickly tilted his head up. Lol

[@curtiseast6933]

Well, she's tellin sex jokes. He's a man. Alcohol is involved. It's entrapment! ( that guy was ME)

[@Remi_Lin]

Curtis East lol, just the (that guy was ME) at the end made that so much funnier. I just picture the word “ME“ just wheeze shouted.

[@treefiddytwoo]

🧢

[@vhulksantos]

Amazing that you saw that, thank you!

[@Eyedonutno]

It looked more like a was just scratching his nose, and the woman’s neck snapped.

[@jeffreysalvador7076]

Pretty sure this crowd is sober

[@furqueue9590]

No it's just not funny. Probably you're not either if you don't realise that.

[@jeffreysalvador7076]

@@furqueue9590 I found it funny

[@furqueue9590]

@@jeffreysalvador7076 You were wrong.

[@jeffreysalvador7076]

@@furqueue9590 that's your opinion

[@Lawrence330]

It might be a warm-up set (opener). She does this same bit, but better, in another special, kind of like she was trying out new material here.

[@cliffside1]

i guess in Canada our off the wall comedy is not funny.. she was very funny.. the crowd seemed a bit dry. oh well, she did her thang..

[@Anthro777]

Just for Laughs is in Quebec. They probably couldn't understand her speaking English lol

[@RotaryD9750]

She is not funny! I've checked out many audiences and they all don't get her. She's just a loud mouth.

[@MJ-hz6gh]

Russell Paine an unpopular opinion so next 😂

[@dallasbrubaker6054]

@@MJ-hz6gh That would be me. I agree with Russell Paine.

[@mrknarf4438]

Dry? They seem to laugh at all her jokes... It doesn't look like a huge venue, so perhaps that's why

[@WattWireNet]

"I found a loophole in my Dad's rule" lol, she's the one who could have been a lawyer.

[@wakopf]

She is wonderful, very funny. I love the honestly.

[@bjeffrey1863]

I don't think i'm ready c'mon 🤣 Legend!

[@ryadinstormblessed8308]

That "change in elevation" gag was the best!

[@texantornadomma]

He was like "come on"

[@ndabenhlegogo9154]

She was underrated by the crowd

[@aledragos9613]

I realize the first joke might be somewhat simple or even lazy written, but her persona delivers it hilariously. Her expressions reminds me of Anthony Jeselnik, she seems very confident while telling this joke which I could easily see in Anthony's repertoire.

[@Bettercraz]

2:21 the dude in audience checked her out and her gf saw him😂🤣

[@polskipanda8599]

She always kills it!

[@apeescape92]

I actually read the title as "Nikki Glaser - Shaving Myself For Jesus"

[@lorenanders702]

Whatever turns him on!

[@thorium222]

I read "Saving myself from Jesus"

[@briguy459]

I'd watch it

[@TheCapns]

@Kalevi K that's hilarious lol

[@TvboxFinnan]

Pronounced Haysoose.

[@dickrichard5579]

“A rogering” 🤣😂🤣 (snort/noise whistle)

[@rickricky5626]

that was a solid set

[@JMK007]

“Found a loophole in my dads rule” 😂

[@amesailor]

Great material. Tough crowd.

[@polvoradelrey2423]

Hormones: "have a baby" Bank account: "don't even think about it"

[@hosampb5593]

I discovered Nikki a week ago and she climbed her way up to my top 5 Comedians I love that chick

[@WeShouldAllDoHeroin]

That Jesus joke was gold! Come on! Lame crowd.

[@IMASTERgraal]

Henrique Tizzot its disrespectful

[@dallasbrubaker6054]

@@IMASTERgraal that and it was lame

[@dallasbrubaker6054]

@Zappa Zappa so has she

[@Gregavision]

I MASTER graal The Bible is disrespectful.

[@kevinqwen221]

@@dallasbrubaker6054 Bible is just another pile of sadistic, misogynistic and racist bullshit

[@ericgoodwinart]

It’s so weird that this venue has so many great sets and such lackluster audience response

[@richardbeckenbaugh1805]

They were sober. It doesn’t help.

[@cal7148]

@@richardbeckenbaugh1805 Also assuming English isn't their first language considering they're in Montreal.

[@cherahsBroll]

She's hysterical 💀💀💀

[@ifyouwouldlisten4078]

I think he's a lawyer now 😂

[@CeriousDivinity444]

Not he woke her up lmaoooooooo

[@antoniocollie865]

This was actually really funny

[@buddy77587]

So so funny!

[@KnarfStein]

3:40 I had to pause and replay, because I wanted to make sure she really said "rogering", LOL. The Brits have some really good idioms, so I'm glad she borrowing at least one! 😆✌️

[@xRS23x]

God she's so fricking funny, i love her!

[@KirbyHenry10]

I couldn’t stop laughing

[@jimmccarthy1989]

So Funny!!!!!

[@robertskonberg7653]

The audience wasn't sure what to think aboot it, aye.

[@hoppytrailsrabbitry3504]

Omg she is my spirit animal 🙌🏻😂😂

[@hariharanvenkataramani7311]

Darn good performance!

[@uenragedbro]

I would say Amy Schumer should take notes, but she probably already has.

[@manchesterisred99]

@Alixznder Oh damnnn! 😂

[@private1712]

How original

[@suicidalpotato9235]

Nobody made this joke before

[@uenragedbro]

potato you want some original jokes, go to a show

[@suicidalpotato9235]

uenragedbro maybe you should stop criticizing others’ sense of humor when you don’t have any

[@benjaminjennings8514]

A good rogering 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jiuschmo4565]

Funny stuff lol

[@viniciuseneas4036]

She was great!

[@SailorGreenTea]

0:13, thank you for saying it right.

[@mia-gh8zj]

lmaoooooooooooooo

[@kenziii5973]

God she's crazy I love her 😂😅

[@donnyh3497]

She's f*cking awesome

[@christophercoon4816]

So beautiful and funny!!

[@johnathonubuchanan8662]

I completely adore this woman 🖤

[@whiteknightcat]

Well go give her a good rogering then.

[@johnathonubuchanan8662]

whiteknightcat Who’s Rodger?

[@whiteknightcat]

@@johnathonubuchanan8662 You didn't listen to her routine, did you?

[@johnathonubuchanan8662]

whiteknightcat i did, I enjoy being a smart ass💋😈

[@ChristopherCherry02]

I LOVE her ❤❤❤

[@arclight2012]

I LOVE NIKKI GLASER

[@albertperez1]

She's so Good.

[@robbiemcnamara4409]

Nikki I'll be your Jesus 🤣

[@zaidanmockbill7818]

OH YEAH BT FAR THE BEST FEMALE COMEDIAN BY FAR

[@Barbarian857]

OMG fucking hilarious. I ❤️ you!

[@ARIES5342]

Hilarious! Adam

[@MrJayWillis1]

C' mon..... That's the funniest line..... C'mon.

[@raihanalam9]

😂

[@tosvus]

That crowd was not giving her anything.

[@jondunmore4268]

Because they are discerning. They're waiting for the comedian to come out.

[@NovaLaMason]

@@jondunmore4268 Yeah, that's it. /sarcasm

[@drmachinewerke1]

Because she was not funny.

[@otis7847]

I think Nikki is at her best when she is just free forming jokes. A lot of her improv is hilarious. This set seemed like her variation of the same jokes we've heard over and over again. I think that's why the crowd didn't give her much response. Although that Jesus joke got me hard.

[@dallasbrubaker6054]

That is a theory. Another theory is they didn't think she was funny. It happens. The next night's crowd may have loved it. That Jesus joke get you hard? Why?

[@Noouuuuu]

She's a pretty good comedian; no other comedian has ever made me laugh hysterically just reading the title of their video.

[@cloudstrife206]

I just discovered her and she is flipping hilarious

[@flyguyry1]

Me too!!

[@curtiseast6933]

"Flipping" hilarious? Disable your "spell-check", Potty Mouth, Christians may be reading

[@vinkeyla23]

She’s so fuckin funny😭😭😭

[@bubbastill2040]

I think I'm in love.....

[@lawrencecole6527]

HAHAHAHA

[@sudarshan3965]

2:23 that curly man was checking her legs out but his girlfriend caught him

[@the-engneer]

He sure was lol God I can't blame him though. Her legs are magnificent

[@mostlymessingabout]

Nice move 😃

[@JoseGarcia-xv4rp]

wow shes hella funny

[@rokasgataveckas4224]

i like how all the guys in the crowd are holding there arms on there croch

[@kennykortman2054]

I love u nikki

[@esterhermosodemendoza6911]

I thought she was Phoebe from Friends before clicking on the video 😂

[@robhernandez7322]

I was going to click on a Whitney Cummings video after watching this and I was so overcome by this feeling that I was cheating on Nikki so I watched something else first!! Love you Nikki!!

[@nyc757]

She is a Master...(or a Mistress?!). Love Nikki Glaser!

[@surakshyakarki5429]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@drowningfish7951]

That was hilarious! This crowd was shit 🤣

[@BeautyNeedsAWitness]

❤❤

[@shelbyhoffmann6208]

dude in the front row center is in love

[@alexeilindes7507]

Goat

[@filqnkishiq]

amazing woman, beautiful and smart

[@Abel1120]

😂

[@iwenttraveling7004]

She cold with it

[@willielpughiii4339]

Nice

[@dr.prerna7201]

Found a loophole in my dad's rule 😂😂😂

[@ridleymcnamara2273]

She is funny 😄

[@frankscott1708]

What a shyt crowd. She killed it.

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

she's funny af

[@marcus_w0]

"I found a loophole in my Dads rule..." Oh... damn...

[@timothystormacker4101]

Same here.....

[@NAJErEa91]

RAUNCHY BUT A COMEDIC GENIUS. THAT ABORTION LINE AND THE GARDNER NAMED JESUS WAS LMBO INGENUOUS LIKE FOR REAL LMBO

[@volumesofrelativeobscurity]

Wow she was young ASF 🖤

[@bubbercakes528]

Funny and gorgeous. What a woman!

[@MAJIN_MAGIC]

That was ha ha

[@BicMichuM]

Rough crowd or deaf 😂

[@kickass1179]

Something about Nikki is just amazing! She is funny without trying hard like other female comedians do...I think she is from the few comediennes who really make me laugh..

[@IHScoutII]

hastily packed suitcase

[@edwardbarnhart1698]

Kelsey, please share experience of on time elite with beri Smither.

[@yp8292]

Not gonna lie, I laughed quite a bit and didn't expect it

[@seanxu2517]

She is funny. And cute.

[@jamesphelps1440]

Wow !! Pretty and funny.....a winner !

[@fillup40]

Beautiful lady.

[@cheeveka3]

Surprised that Canadians particularly Québécois English speakers knew about Murray.😂😂😂