Child Protective Services But For Houseplants

[@itsavlife]

My wife killed a cactus....the Arizona dessert is more nurturing than my wife was....

[@georgieeve2026]

😅

[@youreokay7888]

*desert

[@georgieeve2026]

@@youreokay7888 *You're

[@youreokay7888]

@@georgieeve2026 *George

[@presleymitchell5360]

Exactly

[@victorstatz4232]

“I’m fine I’ll chew on my breath” 😂😂

[@ntme9]

I'ma use that one 😂

[@pranavps851]

"....received anonymous tip from your bf Josh" I don't know if it was intentional, but it was funny

[@Teddycastro615]

Didn't even notice that until you mentioned it

[@anitano8308]

It's safe to say it was intentional..

[@jsusna1972]

She had me at Officer Ficus. Then the anonymous tip from Josh! Too funny.

[@kelleychilton2524]

You know it's not going to end well when Officer Ficus is involved. 😂🤣

[@vladchan]

I love the Lt. Columbo-ian "Just one more thing" just when the houseplant cops are almost out the door and the perp thinks she is off the hook....

[@tuftoro7111]

Nikki Howard is the best female comedian EVER!!!

[@happymarshmallow9628]

Nikki has the most unique ideas for her videos!!!!

[@lucone2937]

You don't want to see when Nikki gets angry...

[@rodrigovm]

ill cop to that\

[@robertfinch1658]

All based on reality.

[@tigercat73]

This chic is one of the best actresses around no doubt about it. Her personality is awesome and her facial expression are hilarious.

[@moek8924]

Ficus' facial expressions were it for me.

[@jamicl2580]

"I'll chew on my breath" 🤣😂💀

[@andysiebert31]

"I'll just chew on my breath" LMAO

[@bigollovebug]

My man asking for a peach snapple like we hand those out to coppers lol

[@dedicationrush7038]

Nikki's facial expressions and acting is totally 10/10

[@jamesseelye1866]

Guy's a regular Ole, Bob Ross. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jasmineryelle3472]

"Anonymous" tip from Josh 😂

[@adhi.kusumo]

This is not CPS, This is real life HOA 😭😭😭

[@Robbie_S]

Watering my plants with perfect PH water right now..Nikki scared me 😭😂

[@uncletharms9603]

You got it buddy, Perfect PH with a ppm meter

[@MR-nl8xr]

Yea, tell me the number without google searching it then o.O

[@isnotnt2834]

​@@MR-nl8xr you got him

[@maxd3028]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂 the officer cracked me up 😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@tyreemilon9022]

There's a large part of me that wishes just this it was a short series😂

[@BrokeAgain]

nah this is better

[@tyreemilon9022]

@@BrokeAgainU right.

[@growthzack9542]

Nikki is a genius. The other actors are also spectacular

[@kowloonbroadcast]

damn, Nikki’s facial expressions are totally what I am here for.

[@SavvyMuhon]

Dammit, Ficus!

[@kaushikdas47]

Those facial expressions. 😂😂

[@cantatanoir6850]

This is some kind of absurdist comedy. Monty Python element.

[@aquamarine99911]

"One last question" just as she's turning to leave. Whoever did Nikki get that from? lol Another masterpiece.

[@donniehollingsworth1611]

Just missing the raincoat, glass eye and cheap cigar

[@jimmyjams962]

And the award for Most Original (and well-executed) Concept goes to...

[@veronicajiya5668]

😂😂😂😂😂anonymous tip from your ex-boyfriend Josh😂😂😂😂caught me off guard however expected. Amazing 😂😂

[@DonnieDin]

Just watered my plants with Fiji water and apologized to them for the neglect.

[@ammo9599]

Nikki's grimace when the door opens had me cracking up

[@45coopaloop]

Top notch stuff Nikki :) Thanks for brightening all of our lives with your great vids!

[@ADBorrego]

How does Nikki not have her own show on Netflix???

[@andysiebert31]

actually that's a really good idea

[@Butcho22]

@@andysiebert31 Nah. Netflix is where comedy goes to die because they're so worried about offending someone.

[@theoriginalkrabbypatty]

They’d probably screw her over!

[@unitedgearworks9660]

what a queen

[@re_reem]

His name is Ficus!!! I can't even...

[@kaoushik11]

Nikki doesn’t disappoint!

[@Cosmo-Kramer]

Uber-cray-cray Nikki strikes again! Love her!!!

[@joliemartinezbrenis5114]

Nikki, first of all you, Brent, Ryan Long and JP Sears are my favorite comedians. Thank you! 2nd of all my friend of 5 years and boyfriend of around 2 weeks cheated on me 5 days ago. I have vowed that he and his Sancho cannot bring me down. Thanks for making me laugh!

[@twisties12345]

" your boyfriend is a painter...painted quite a picture.." lmao classic ! great vid

[@theprecipiceofreason]

so incredibly specific but so unfornately common - just like a laranorda episode

[@advance512]

This was a really great one, very original and enjoyable!

[@robertacosta7586]

Dam they were really good actors

[@CosmicBrain21]

We got a peace Lilly in our living room. Every few months it looks like it’s about to die, so we water it and just about save it. I feel like such a horrible person for making that plant continuously think that it’s about to die only to be brought back, and repeat.

[@AvivaSingsOut]

I'm scared they're coming for me next - those bedroom plants looked halfway decent to me! Revivable for sure!

[@theminimalistninja]

This was soooo good!!! :)

[@TurtleSensei1]

Thanks for fixing the subs color! Definitely easier to read now. And great job!

[@alfajanuary30]

"Im gonna need a bus" 😂 nasty Nikki👍

[@nearby222]

Yo this is so creative lmao.

[@brolic600lt]

This was amazing

[@wherami]

This was spot on

[@BootsiesM0M]

Great job Nikki, as always 😂

[@mayhewfisher62]

"doing this for 35 years" have to admit this cut a little close to the bone. I meet my plants' basic needs, nothing fancy, all legal. They scream a little when I take a cutting, but it's good for them.

[@abdul-kabiralegbe5660]

That last sentence.😂😂

[@Hippienolic2]

Reminds me of that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where the old lady rescues the plant from Larry

[@commencethebeat8129]

Loved it, hope you 2 keep acting together, hilarious!! :D

[@maciejpietrak3566]

Better than those relationship videos, can't wait for more ! Keep up ;)

[@petedazer3381]

You killed it!

[@edition-deluxe]

They do look wilted af. Y'all dry those out for this video or do I need to actually call CPS??

[@deckard5pegasus673]

Ironically we live in an orwellian police state. This is not far from the truth....

[@BlakAttk]

This fits right into the Collegehumor plant serial killer universe 😂

[@jim6070]

Nicely done!

[@eqs1782]

This was great 🤣🤣🤣

[@adrianolima6142]

this is amazing, thanks!!

[@wharris123184]

Officer Ficus is just a big ol’ Adam Ray of sunshine! 😅 I’ll see myself out…

[@AshleysCamera]

This is absolutely hilarious. Sent it to all my friends that kill their plants.

[@abdul-kabiralegbe5660]

Why did you tip them off? Now they're going to hide the bodies. 😂

[@simonovie1253]

"Josh" 😅😅 so anonymous 😂😂😂

[@alexgauthier7740]

Thank you for your service!

[@blueanima8623]

This is absolute gold lmao

[@johnmcdonald5998]

Well done!😂

[@ktkrogstad]

Only the real plant people get that punchline... "I'm going to need a bus." 😂😂😂

[@Bluemudphoenix]

I didn’t get it until I saw your comment. Lol

[@ktkrogstad]

@@Bluemudphoenix haha yep! Rescue mission!

[@LaQuesaDeMI]

I still don’t get it!

[@RaduRadonys]

@@ktkrogstad Care to explain it? Thanks :)

[@sailaab]

You dit the bill soooo purfectly

[@ElijahOyekunle]

The police chuckle at 0:41 😀

[@verschworungstheorieverste2499]

legend

[@TheDorkle]

Officer ficus will chew on his breath. Good work! 🤘🏼😂

[@MisterBrowning]

oh god, the walls are closing in on me, i knew that Mr Cactus the third's death would eventually catch up to me

[@Butcho22]

Nikki's face when the door opens 😂

[@jimmyjay122]

Nikki pretending to be a dying plant 🤣🤣🤣

[@hueypautonoman]

From playing Vince McMahon to Ficus, this guy's pretty versatile.

[@veronicajiya5668]

😂😂😂😂😂the gaging and I'm gonna need a bus😂😂😂

[@bradleyboyer9979]

Lol, his name is Ficus.

[@brianm8972]

You mark every idea lol. Plants are friend! Why am I sixty nineth though????????

[@cordinarcher1054]

lol they got my number. Glad they didn't inspect my house. Wall-to-wall dead plants. I just don't have a green thumb.

[@ARIES5342]

YOU LAUGH, BUT THEY ARE TAKING KIDS! HAHAHAHA!

[@gafaicheng]

Love Nikki's over the top facial expressions!

[@johnkim3858]

Oh my god. This was good.

[@Francisco-k2r]

Vicus like ficus lol nice 😂

[@stukas07]

not sure if this was a paid ad, but now I want a peach snapple. You got me. problem is, I live in Vietnam and have no idea where to buy one. So thanks for the longing desire I'll have the next 7 months until im back in the states. That snapple is gonna be awesome once i finally get it thou.

[@robbie2473]

Loved this one

[@robertgoerss]

I just took my 3 dried out house plants down to the beach to soak. It's low tide.

[@trikk9964]

... you are fantastic, Nikki!

[@bootscooty]

I want more officer ficus

[@landon4351]

Shes the best

[@DemocracyManifest]

Anonymous call from Josh 😆

[@Rockmanbalboa]

so this is the job of the lady obsessed with plants from the other sketch.

[@sukhmindersinghvirk9065]

I'm guilty. Take me away, officer.

[@djavocuddle]

Nikki you are amazing 😂🌹❤

[@djavocuddle]

Btw I have been following you Nikki, Stevie and Brent for years now and truly believe you are some of the best in the business and wish you to succeed more and more while remaining yourselves. Thank you so much for all the laughter in those years especially when things are not great. ❤😂❤

[@pansrn]

Officer Ficus! ahahahaha.

[@kamnapavon4638]

A Houseplant with Nuts? Thought those only growed on Trees?

[@johnserosanguineous1886]

Such a California thing for them to just cockily waltz into the house like that. 😂😂 ”Ump… step aside peasant…” This actually reminds me of Detroit Become Human. Hurry up and shove all of the dying plants in a back room.

[@rustytanks]

3:13 🤣👌

[@4rmAshes]

Imma go change the water in my bamboo

[@rafaelguzman9998]

I have not laugh so hard. I love Your videos!!!

[@RobertSela]

That was just excellent :)