When You Can't Break Up

"She wasn't even close."
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Written & Directed By Nikki Howard and Alex Varonos
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[@brandongalvan6603]

The boyfriend: "No, the doctors said that she _may_ die."

[@WeeWoo93]

Solid comment so I feel it's my duty to start the like train

[@DonnieDin]

@@WeeWoo93 as do I. I will gladly accompany you as the second comment and the second passenger in the “like” train

[@tsiongirma570]

I'm glad to be here as the 3rd person who joins the like train. It is an honor.

[@bananabananas5762]

It is a tremendous honor my brethren to join you in this most noble quest. I comment now as the fourth fellow in support of the aforementioned righteous comment brought fourth by the squire Galvan.

[@glennhagstedt]

The honor is mine brothers, I will gladly accept myself as number 5 in this like train.

[@jim6070]

The “boy were they off” line made the whole sketch.

[@emangamer1729]

"They said May?" XD

[@user-fw2sr4uy9b]

Could you please explain the meaning of this phrase? I'm trying to learn English )

[@uditanandsharma2744]

@@user-fw2sr4uy9b "Boy were they off" means that they were wrong about the date. Like way off the point so, basically, highly inaccurate. Btw good luck and kudos to you for learning a new language.👍

[@waleedalarmanazi159]

@@user-fw2sr4uy9b it is expression to say like " OH DAMN they were SOOO wrong" in a satire manner

[@puerta1022]

“Cant do march, its st pattys day. He’s gonna be drunk the entire month.” “Yea, that could get domestic in a hurry.” I almost spit my coffee out! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@danielvillegas7013]

I almost didn't laugh because this was so relatable hahaha

[@dhruvsingh7426]

RIP

[@gemstones-ism9231]

Oh I hope you are Okey now

[@dyland7987]

This actual thought process has gone through my head and I ended up dumping a girl on New Years bc I couldn’t put it off a day longer.

[@gemstones-ism9231]

I can understand.when u have made your mind then it's unbearable to delay

[@LegalAutomation]

I too was touched by my uncle Todd.

[@baeyoung]

"THEY SAID MAY!? ...BOY WERE THEY OFF" 🤣🤣

[@philochristos]

I can relate with this. There's never a good time to break up with somebody. No matter what time you pick, somebody is going to say it was bad timing.

[@mikecantreed]

Not 100% but I’m pretty sure this is a joke

[@vianne5153]

@@kkuwana that does even way more harm wtf

[@lobsterdfw1]

Preferring to bring someone to a wedding and pretend to be happy instead of going alone and actually being happy is the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard.

[@nixthefox2008]

Sad life you live, I'd rather just actually be happy

[@haberdasherrykr8886]

I like that everyone in this country is a fake pos :)

[@haberdasherrykr8886]

I like that everyone in this country is a fake pos :)

[@TocoaPuffs]

God, I hate when people bring their brand new boyfriend/girlfriend to a wedding. Like, what are you doing? This event is like $100/plate, you don't need a date to this thing.

[@NeoVelocity]

That guy does the best job at looking sincere from the whole crew. Great actor

[@eagillum]

Oh weird, i was thinking the opposite.

[@abduljah9355]

I wonder how many 50-year marriages are held together because no one can figure out the one or two hours each year where nothing is going on.

[@jamescrock2213]

quit going

[@DoubleOhSilver]

I read migraines instead of marriages but it still made sense 🤦‍♂️

[@user-vt6td9hp3g]

Monogamy does not last more than 3 years.

[@frederickstudenheimer3378]

@@user-vt6td9hp3g lmao that's not true

[@user-vt6td9hp3g]

@@frederickstudenheimer3378 cope

[@Swagmonkeyfan1306]

Uncle no touch had me dying lmao I don’t hear a lot of jokes like that anymore

[@KhoPhi]

It's really really hard breaking up these days. There's almost always an event or celebration on or near any date. So so hard!

[@qs4177]

Yeah, just when I was about to break up with mine we learn she has cancer and is not able to work….can you imagine breaking up with someone just when they learn they have that….

[@tandtadwe78594]

@@qs4177 you should definetely wait until your partner passes.

[@killer-gaming]

Yea but I rather tell them then not tell them and ghost them. Been ghosted to dead a relationship you know how painful that felt. Left wondering and found out that night she was seeing a different guy she technically never broke up with me so I consider that cheating. But yea that was really painful.

[@robindhood9125]

@@tandtadwe78594 That is dead cold breaking up with someone post mortem

[@soothingseas]

@@tandtadwe78594 You don't even know the type of cancer. It could have a good prognosis.

[@TheDSasterX]

0:39 Of all these truths, this is the most truths

[@dimmacommunication]

shit about society ...

[@rey_nemaattori]

Yeah, except that when it backfires or their actions leave them unhappy, they'll just blame men.

[@MooninLeo]

You’re absolutely hilarious and probably one of the most underrated woman comedians!!!! Love you!

[@charlesg7926]

Yeah she’s really good but the whole gender thing doesn’t matter lol

[@epicn]

@@charlesg7926 most braindead comment I've ever seen

[@charlesg7926]

@@epicn tRiGgeREd

[@JosueMartinez-cz4ct]

@@charlesg7926 yeah it does, most comedians are men 😂, so the fact that she’s good means something

[@nathanbarnhart7823]

@@charlesg7926 yeah! Women are just as funny as men are. Said nobody ever

[@androssteague]

He just hits you with the one two Mayweather 😂😅🤣

[@whuzup3]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@avishekmajumder3446]

Last few seconds were so intense😂😂😂😂😂 I held my breath as if it was real… nikki you are the best😝😝

[@AlaReDuS]

"They feel really good about May." bruh.

[@benbaker7440]

The best part about these sketches is that they get back together in later videos. Atleast in my head canon anyway

[@Phantomstriker98]

Life lesson is There’s never a good time to break up

[@bman6198]

Varonos!! This is a sick duo 🤙 Nikki with amazing videos and acting as usual.

[@DarkKnight-lq9cw]

This was too good. Thank for this.

[@speedyflash8]

Stevie's acting was brilliant here. And the writing overall was phenomenal. Another banger Nikki.

[@takedonick101]

Love you so much Nikki! You deserve 5 mil subs atleast -> keep up the grind fam.

[@TheCrusader2012]

"I am a Patriot" Love that sentence. Greetings from Germany ;-)

[@stie_rae7939]

“I’m in a weird predicament” lol wasn’t expecting that

[@gnerd07]

lool def one of my faves. convo felt so natural

[@whittenaw]

The sad thing is this resembles reality 🤣🤣

[@emanuelmota7217]

Wouldn't be funny if it didn't.

[@emanuelmota7217]

@Andrei Georgescu If you read the other comments you'll see that YOU are the outlier. Lighten up, dude.

[@whittenaw]

@Andrei Georgescu did i say that? No. Sit down.

[@emanuelmota7217]

@Andrei Georgescu Sounds like you're not intelligent enough to even understand this skit.

[@bswithgs]

"Boy were they off".........🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@musichunter8604]

Nikki you are great u spread smiles and laughter ❤️👍👍👍

[@alexdan4578]

Are we not gonna talk about the fact that Amanda's future to be husband will never have to struggle with remembering their anniversary? 09/10. It's just perfect!

[@sdzyde7482]

For the algo. Nice to see Alex in front of the camera 👍🏾

[@caleboyako8142]

I felt this one. Stevie is a very great actor

[@user-gz4vb2rf5c]

Best one yet!! Laughed my ass off!!!!

[@SM-nc1nb]

That ending really paid off

[@richp5321]

My 17 year old son broke up with his girlfriend on Valentines Day!!!!!!!!! Im like WTF?

[@jsatko]

In college (1993), I told a girl I wanted to date her exclusively. I was her first boyfriend. Then I dumped her a couple days later. . . ON HIR BIRTHDAY. For another girl. We have been happily married for 18 years, with four amazing children. Forgiveness is strong. :)

[@selispeks]

I GASPED & SCREAMED AT THE TWIST 😂🤣

[@thewildfolk6849]

Lol one of the best ones yet

[@bocajseel5080]

"The 1-2 Mayweather" ☠️☠️

[@briisokay1]

This is actually funny I love it!!!!

[@englishislit7720]

Ha, ha, ha. This one was extra good. Thank you! Sometimes you just gotta do you, even with the death of a family member. Ha!

[@SaveTheKidsD2P]

The penguin and billy Madison, hahahahahahaahhahaahhaha

[@FreeskierSean]

Wait this is a real thing. I was planning to break up with someone but then close family member of hers died unexpectedly. We stayed together another few months.

[@brolic600lt]

Hahaha! Spot on as always

[@citizenpunx]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who has gone through all this LOL

[@domepiecemcgrill3896]

“That’s passive aggressive girl thing” had me 😂

[@sarthakgupta290]

This is a banger!

[@l.ahollington2337]

🤣🤣All that time talking about breaking up on the right time just to do it at the worst time

[@jrloyal2594]

"Party city takes returns" 🤣🤣

[@eagillum]

I'm trying to imagine a non-refundable penguin outfit. Like what part of it makes it non-refundable.

[@erasto8221]

Dump him and go with your backup boyfriend.... Last time i checked y'all ladies got backup plans

[@Cachi287]

This is brilliant

[@cayleighwolfbane1736]

The "ha" came out as an "ahhh..." like damnnn 😭

[@patrickwalsh2361]

Right between “Seinfeld” and “it’s always sunny”. 😂🤣😉

[@Jaaccck763]

Impeccable timing lol

[@trentoncooke9353]

Hahaha did you get my text lol

[@luisfrias1210]

OMG - Nikki thnx for making my day just a WHOLE LOT BETTER.....❤

[@georgelayton6641]

"They feel really good about May." LOL

[@David-jn1gg]

Oh goddd this was too good

[@RaoVenu]

Very similar situation when I was thinking of changing jobs. Can't do summer cause that is for fun / travel. Takes a 2-3 months prep and interviewing to get another job. Before you know it, it is the holiday season so can't do it. So i will start studying in Jan / Feb. But then it is end of year review time and time to hand out the bonuses in march / april. So yeah, another year gone.

[@jerryjanik480]

Okay the penguin and Billy Madison got me

[@ElBorichamo]

This was great

[@gaboguzman5771]

YOU ARE AMAZING

[@michaelharper7350]

and that's how i ended up married for ELEVEN FUDING FRACKING HOLY TORTURE ME MOTHER OF GOD YEARS to a woman. I was so passive then, but no time is good to break up or divorce. Its easier when your partner is a complete ***** . Great skit!! Awesome dialogue and acting!

[@roberthorvat9347]

She passed down the torch.

[@Dbarr311]

God this is Gold! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 fire emoji!!! Lol

[@Ja50nkAt]

They feel really good about May 🤣

[@januarybaby]

You remind me of myself and my bestie is named Amanda so these are super hilarious

[@Daergarz]

Pure gold.

[@luv4life1]

Boy were they off 😂🤣

[@marcpadilla1094]

Chick has one character and its still always funny.

[@bliz8749]

oof, this is too relatable.. but with job resignation. There is never a good time to bring it up, something always comes up.

[@robertgowdey]

Just the name Amanda made me laugh. I think I've watched too many of these back to back.

[@Augury13]

More Alex pls

[@varutchk]

She deserves more sub

[@M.-.D]

One of the best

[@JHW44]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is so true!!

[@adamjay2ndward]

When she mentioned Billy Madison... the penguin AND Bill Madison....it sold me

[@BTNH_NiNJA]

The 🐧 from Billy Madison 😂

[@absxlutesisboss5516]

Odeee I did not expect the ending lol

[@dopaminetrigger]

hilarious and also made me realize that one of my exes probably had this exact conversation about me lol

[@mildmayheadless5217]

That ending .... Ooof

[@joyslosar]

Cant get tired of watching you. So talented! 😀

[@austin529]

This is what I expect other people are thinking in my relationships.

[@CanisoGaming]

I was like "u really gonna do it now after all this planning" & then he shows up & I'm like pls do XD

[@mbeno90]

Okay this was good

[@gersomrivera9366]

"They said May"

[@MrErronBlack]

Ouch! 😂

[@laurentiuprisacariu9905]

so good 🤣🤣🤣

[@rivershy]

Does anyone know the outro song?

[@ammarahmad6238]

It’s actually a sad one. I feel super bad for the guy!

[@martinmartin8666]

"Theyre gonna do that like passive aggressive girl thing" Then immediately gets a passive aggressive comment from a guy.lmfao..thats smart comedy..

[@generalgenericgdup]

Crazy girl wanna leave me but she always forget - Jay-Z, 2001 This video sums it up 💯💯💯

[@TheArnold360]

Jesus, I hate how relatable this all is

[@lycoris7890]

This's way too complicated, just break the fuck up, at least that's how I do it. Great video

[@RedDevilDog1207]

Billy and Penguin reference is underrated

[@Oldschoolgamerdad]

He'll yes I laughed my ass off, best Halloween idea ever 🤣

[@donnitageorge9136]

Hilarious 😂

[@reggieshark]

Tic Taking 😆

[@tits_empire]

Yoo we litt

[@baritony8763]

You are one funny lady!

[@tonycoleman3531]

Hilarious and true

[@joels_5.0]

we want more videos nikki

[@ErK1oneZ]

Omg this was funny and it hurt wow they need to work things out that’s a good couple Lmfaoo hahaha