"Welcome to Canteen Sacred Abundance, my name is Basil" incredible writing
@ThinWhiteAxe Жыл бұрын
"I'm here to guide you through your sustenance journey" 💀💀💀
@james.telfer Жыл бұрын
"Basil like the herb, or the idiot owner of Fawlty Towers?" 😆
@galamander_1327 Жыл бұрын
I love how he floated away backwards every time.
@styingweird9052 Жыл бұрын
In LA it's always some sort of grammatically incorrect spelling of a child's name, i.e., Basyl, Bayzel, Basile, ect.
@cocoavideos Жыл бұрын
@@galamander_1327 I noticed that too, it was funny
@lincolnlane6763 Жыл бұрын
I love Nikki's facial expressions the most 😂😂😂
@danieladams175210 ай бұрын
I lived in California for a couple years and this one time I asked a girl how old she was. She replied, “my spirit and my essence are eternal”. So I countered, “Ok, how long has your physical presence been here upon this earth?” She looked at me, stunned, and said “Damn no one’s ever gotten me with that before. I’m 22.”
@clydenolet736Ай бұрын
Most people just walk away 😅
@mllejessful Жыл бұрын
Haha, this is basically Cafe Gratitude if youre visiting LA and want to experience the hilariousness.
@jricherts99 Жыл бұрын
no thanks !
@Blashmack Жыл бұрын
Hey thanks for the reference ! I'll look that place up
@Blashmack Жыл бұрын
Oh God it's exactly what I thought it would be !
@foodiusmaximus Жыл бұрын
Yup yup! Hella expensive, pretentious as fuck…and actually delicious.
@brian.westersauce10 ай бұрын
There we go I was looking for the Cafe Gratitude comment, was dearly hoping I wouldn’t be the first
@179cpv Жыл бұрын
“F*** LA.” My sentiments exactly and I live there. As usual, Nikki’s facial expressions make the video 👍.
@MR-nl8xr Жыл бұрын
I think restaurant business' in Southern California need to be part of the "price gauging" investigation going on, because they swear they put gold in their food with these F ing prices!!!
@j0shuais Жыл бұрын
also B*** LA! B*** LA! XD .... Go PADRES!
@ThePsychicFish Жыл бұрын
Fuck L.A., good scHoolboy Q song
@MR-nl8xr Жыл бұрын
@@j0shuais B LA?
@j0shuais Жыл бұрын
@@MR-nl8xr Beat LA xD
@philippebarillecavalier9275 Жыл бұрын
My LA experience was roughly drive three hours to go somewhere, then spend two hours looking for parking.
@nomadben4 ай бұрын
They have perfect weather and a ton of money, and yet they chose to build the biggest car-dependent asphalt wasteland in the world
@abhijitb1 Жыл бұрын
Throwing hilarious shade on Cafe Gratitude. Love it!
@dullmyhead Жыл бұрын
Thanks for pointing out that's a real restaurant, their menus are ridiculous. "I AM MYSTICAL" "YO SOY MUCHO" "I AM CRINGING HARD"
@foodiusmaximus Жыл бұрын
I think that was actually a shot of their menu
@BoogieBoogsForever4 ай бұрын
at
@Jordan-vc4cn Жыл бұрын
Consistently one of the best comedic actors on the platform. Underrated is an understatement.
@scarter9876 Жыл бұрын
agree, for sure
@cjbaker9703 Жыл бұрын
Lol I was in LA had lunch at some trendy place. My burger was $54
@fongh4108 Жыл бұрын
The backward walk omg AHAH
@MR-nl8xr Жыл бұрын
"this morrow" >.
@overkillblackjack2910 Жыл бұрын
It looked like the waiter was rolled away from the table each time he left. 😄
@duhni4551 Жыл бұрын
Nah, it was just his source that didn't vibrate in aligment with gravity 😁
@ChrisLee-yr7tz Жыл бұрын
I love the way Brent retreated each time. Hilarious.
@bpregont Жыл бұрын
"Fuck LA, lets go to Chili's" I am in tune with her spiritual vibrations.
@styingweird9052 Жыл бұрын
My aunt and her close friend left Philly for LA about 35yrs ago. My grandparents and I went down to visit shortly after. At 6yrs old I remembered feeling like it really was a different world... 8yrs later I went to see her, my cousin, & my uncle who both were blooming architects at the time & living in the hills. Point being, this is a very accurate depiction of the transformation of everyone that stays.
@mosatsoni4324 Жыл бұрын
"I am soiled" killed me
@UniteChopRise Жыл бұрын
76$ is so accurate 😂😂
@owenchang2290 Жыл бұрын
1:55-1:59 when the drinks disappear and reappear; that's what the $76 was for lol. I'm from LA and this made my day! 😂
@spokenwordpoetries Жыл бұрын
There's definitely a huge difference living in LA as a So Cal native versus a transplant. Haha!!! Great skit.
@AJ-xm4xc Жыл бұрын
“forgiveth my friend” 😂😂😂
@McKamikazeHighlander Жыл бұрын
"The only thing that guy's going to lead us into is a K hole" lmao!!!
@yankinwaoz Жыл бұрын
I had look what 'K hole" means.
@MrTPF1 Жыл бұрын
Man, when the waiter showed up, I just died!! 😂😂
@tomstiel7576 Жыл бұрын
Basil still lives in grandmas basement
@BJ-vl2vz Жыл бұрын
Nikki's expressions are too good
@arindamghatak Жыл бұрын
Atleast finish the drinks before leaving. It is $76.
@overkillblackjack2910 Жыл бұрын
I dont think they paid.
@Ocker3 Жыл бұрын
I came here to say this!
@1monarara Жыл бұрын
Totally reminds me of how relieved I am that I left there a few years ago!!!
@ReginaldKSon Жыл бұрын
The float away game was tight. 🙂
@scarter9876 Жыл бұрын
Brutal truth in this comedy - thanks for putting this out there.
@05assahse Жыл бұрын
Nikki's facial expressions can't amiss 😂
@MR-nl8xr Жыл бұрын
" yea that's right!! she supports big pharma!!"
@kaneo67 Жыл бұрын
I am laughing so much.This is actually as funny as "When Friends Give Dating Advice" which i have watched about 20 times
@meem0h Жыл бұрын
Outstanding! What writing! Superb! And the performances are top-notch! 🌟
@rustytanks Жыл бұрын
That man bun broke me 🤣
@JW99736 Жыл бұрын
I didn’t know LA had a Cafe Gratitude! 😂. I can recall a time I sat in ye olde Berkeley Cafe Gratitude and said those menu item names as if my future depended on it. 😂😂😂 (So embarrassed to admit that!!). Very well done.
@andreinybakken92528 ай бұрын
Welcome to the eatery of culinary enchantment, which jouurney shall thy palet embark upon this glorious day😂
@Shadow_Banned_Conservative Жыл бұрын
I moved away from L.A. more than 15 years ago, best decision of my life!
@SaultoPaul Жыл бұрын
Shit Brent ! That was fkn awesome! Love y’all’s skits!! ❤😂. I envision a TV skit comedy show with you guys and the Cherdleys bunch +Amanda McCants !! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@archstanton664 Жыл бұрын
So, talk like the people in the capitol from The Hunger Games. 😂
@NovisM Жыл бұрын
That's why LA sits above the San Andreas fault
@nikamarie3000 Жыл бұрын
Technically, to the left of the San Andreas fault. But there are plenty of other faults in LA. Namaste
@derekczerkaski5540 Жыл бұрын
You are my new favorite sketch comedian! Your facial expressions and tone add soooo much to the skits. This skit hit too close to home; I feel like everyone I know who has ever moved to LA went through this exact experience :D
@JavonCarterTV Жыл бұрын
"Civil War Hippie" 💀💀💀
@stepheng1523 Жыл бұрын
The only thing that guys going to lead us into is a k hole
@bradh431 Жыл бұрын
My name is Basil...Dead💀
@bakerman10 Жыл бұрын
Yay Chili's!
@jaimeortega4940 Жыл бұрын
Yup it's been a while since my last LA trip, perhaps I'll visit again - and then leave. Sounds crazier than ever- good ole' bat shit crazy LA never disappoints. You're still my favorite nut Nikki! Love your content!
@bradleyasztalos6650 Жыл бұрын
Cafe Gratitude ... in Berkeley. Felt the same way, although frankly the food was pretty good.
@bskiez Жыл бұрын
This is so accurate it's even expensive in Alaska due to shipping and no I do not live there.
@williamramirez7559 Жыл бұрын
Civil war hippies! Her team of writers are top shelf masters.
@bartholomewst.juniorstein88145 ай бұрын
Baha ide have to leave, “basil” 😂😂😂
@nicholashartmann4525 Жыл бұрын
EXCEPT FOR 'KOOMIN' 😂😂😂
@45coopaloop Жыл бұрын
Top notch stuff Nikki :) Keep it up!
@Rikard_A3 ай бұрын
3:38 😅 The truth shall set you free!
@milenaseymour446 Жыл бұрын
Love the waiter ! Lol I actually understand him lol 😂
@Rlobre05 Жыл бұрын
“Let’s go to Chilis” best part of the entire video. Love it
@Matthew-xr5be5 күн бұрын
"Civil War hippy!".. Dyin'..
@Cosmo-Kramer Жыл бұрын
I ate there once with my girlfriend. Our waiter was Thyme. He recommended the Chiken. Not bad...tasted like Chicken. Lunch for the two of us was $320, pretty reasonable for L.A.
@duhni4551 Жыл бұрын
320 for lunch is not reasonable in any place in the world 😂
@rbrought Жыл бұрын
@@duhni4551 for gold-wrapped borderline-extinction animals served with some exotic plants made by a well-known chef with the whole meal only weighing 4 oz (but it has fancy sauces in a wavy pattern) is a bargain. I mean who wouldn't want to pay that price for such a meal. Lol
@duhni4551 Жыл бұрын
@@rbrought 😂
@johngaller278 Жыл бұрын
That was a good one. 😊
@chainreaction1703 Жыл бұрын
We need to start having a conversation about Nikki's uncle.
@lydiahiksan1232 Жыл бұрын
Cafe Gratitude lmaooooo
@phutimasipa9225 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂No! I wasn't saying it either😂😂😂😂
@vader817 Жыл бұрын
Yooooo how much is a bit of guava dust 😂 is that like a pinch
@JH-qqqqqiim Жыл бұрын
This only applies to a handful of neighborhoods. We call them the “transplant” neighborhoods. Santa Monica, West Hollywood, Studio City etc. There’s a few more but they’re the neighborhoods all of these out of town aspiring social media influencers move to. I don’t think I’ve ever met someone from Santa Monica that actually grew up there. If you come to LA and want to see what actual LA people are like stay away from these “Hollywood” type areas. Hollywood a derogatory term we use to describe someone that’s the typical LA stereotype. When you go to the beach go to the cities south of LAX like Redondo Beach or Torrance.
@jonesq63 Жыл бұрын
That was really well done. I do not know how the three of them did not crack up
@L1GHT119 Жыл бұрын
Hahhaaahahaaa because this is so apropos!! Cafe gratitude 101
@TARS20 Жыл бұрын
1:55 - 2:00 the drinks magically disappear and reappear...magical like LA
@emjay6958 Жыл бұрын
Shut up and sit down 😂 Love that stuff❤❤
@ericnelius9062 Жыл бұрын
This was so well done! By the end I found myself needing some Rocky Mountain Oysters or Fried Cheese Curds to cure my soul 🤣
@hukmai Жыл бұрын
LA; a magical place rent is 2$ a square feet( if your lucky), you pay for parking, and give a 20% tip not because you "need" to
@misoguapo2946 Жыл бұрын
“It’s all in me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@siddharthajain6944 Жыл бұрын
U three r genius
@vader817 Жыл бұрын
Yo my mans back out game..👌🏿
@baselvisions33 Жыл бұрын
As a person named Basil and wears a man (lower) bun, I feel attacked 😂😂
@Sundaydrumday Жыл бұрын
Loveth howeth my spirit essence hath been uplifted this morrow!
@santidelara Жыл бұрын
Nikki!!! Love your videos, your comedy and content! You make me laugh and brighten my week. Much love! 😊
@insome77611 ай бұрын
Oh, Cafe Gratitude.. lol
@thomasm514Ай бұрын
The only time I have ever walked out on a meal was in LA. Two sushi rolls and two beers, over $75.
@greaterthanharrowk1679 Жыл бұрын
So strange to see nikki play a sane character
@limitlessmaestro646110 ай бұрын
See, I love when people say “let’s be ourselves”, then they immediately get talked out of it 😂🤣
@DREAMWORKERSKY Жыл бұрын
76 dollars for two drinks and a soup 😂😂
@mistersmith3986 Жыл бұрын
And that was the special too.
@DonnyP87 Жыл бұрын
Hmmm reminds me of Ubud in Bali also.. 🤔
@silenthill1035 Жыл бұрын
LA is insanely expensive and that's l what visitors need to know foremost. Also the level of frustration found in LA is through the roof, and most likely place to encounter that frustration are the roads.
@rexcatston8412 Жыл бұрын
Nikki is me in almost every blue state
@isaacm2374 Жыл бұрын
Boston and Denver are pretty chilled out places and they're very blue.
@archetypal.alchemy Жыл бұрын
I love this version (of the skit) much better than the one I saw on BP’s channel. Laughed much harder on this one! Yes I live in So. Cal and eat at Cafe G 😂
@ryanrobinson6654 Жыл бұрын
Looks like Portland has expanded.
@veronicajiya5668 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂civil war hippie😂😂
@jmurdock8303 Жыл бұрын
We need a whole damn show..
@radfoo72 Жыл бұрын
Lackluster ending but still yet I Am Soiled!
@GerardPerry Жыл бұрын
"Except for cumin." I believe it's pronounced (COME-IN).
@Jungletabletennis Жыл бұрын
Astonishingly good
@geministower Жыл бұрын
I LOVE EGGPLANT PARM AAAAAAAAAA
@lav7161 Жыл бұрын
I will not stand for any LA slander.
@petedazer3381 Жыл бұрын
Oh shit that was hilarious!
@baileybrian9560 Жыл бұрын
that is EXACTLY how a civil war hippie would act
@marccarrier6429 Жыл бұрын
They didn't finish their elixirs. What a waste of guava dust.
@levilevi9621 Жыл бұрын
I’m every woman is originally a Chaka khan song, not Whitney Houston.
@veronicajiya5668 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂did she just float past something her Uncle did😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nicholaswoods4055 Жыл бұрын
2:13 lol 😂
@uperdown0 Жыл бұрын
I went to LA once. Never again
@lunalove2259 Жыл бұрын
LOL was the waiter on a hoverboard when coming to and leaving the table?
@ariel3422 Жыл бұрын
U got that coming!
@alyciaosante5492 Жыл бұрын
This is so good
@RicardoMoralesMassin Жыл бұрын
This woman is the best
@dixonqwerty Жыл бұрын
"I shall haveth" 😂😂😂
@mistersmith3986 Жыл бұрын
Bwuaaahaahaaa!!! Leaving L.A. is the best thing I've done in my 58 years,