i love how dhar mann always inserts himself into these stories, and makes himself the most famous person in the world and everyone wants to meet him lmao
@Mr0Green2 жыл бұрын
yeah
@dejus_e2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been making a theory of dhar mann called the “god theory” and this relates to that.
@Tangent.soup33132 жыл бұрын
Fr 💀
@dfx13productions472 жыл бұрын
@@dejus_e that or maybe he’s a life lesson dictator who brainwashed people to worship him or they’ll get executed
@Human91592 жыл бұрын
@chad007. I've been potato wedged
@dorelle2 жыл бұрын
this elf dude is the best actor dhar mann has hired so far. like, he's acting. not over-acting. the scene where he's like "naw this is coke" n' pours the rum- it was so natural. i like this dude! i wanna see him in non-dhar mann videos.
@berndbernd34642 жыл бұрын
Thats because hes 100% quailty for 50% the price
@Sauron_the_Alien2 жыл бұрын
I agree with you
@elusive45572 жыл бұрын
i agree
@xero11522 жыл бұрын
@@berndbernd3464nah bro that’s too good💀
@Mitsuba-lz8fh2 жыл бұрын
mhm I agree, unlike most dhar man actors he’s actually pretty good
@calessel31392 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling that Dhar man is actually an alien who doesn't really understand human culture and behavior, but instead can only approximate such things in confused ways.
@Coolharry642 жыл бұрын
I can't help but feel like the schools in Dhar Mann are NOT like actual US schools, but they're like special needs schools in the UK, based on my experience, I have autism BTW
@That_Dingle_Guy2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Vividlyforgotten2 жыл бұрын
Mark Zuckerberg :
@keshi55412 жыл бұрын
If you don't stop I'll take it from you.
@SamOfTheSmokies76 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@Aringka2 жыл бұрын
ah yes, every kids dream, not a new bike, not a PS5 or a horse, but a photo with Dhar Mann, what a way to spend Christmas day
@noahbaker19462 жыл бұрын
That's the dhar mann universe for ya
@okjeffy65812 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann is legit god in his universe and in a way it’s somehow funny
@commscan3142 жыл бұрын
My cousin wants stuff signed by my dad, although he is a bit of a goof-off so I would be surprised if it were a request from anyone else other than his siblings.
@Coolharry642 жыл бұрын
Kinda reminds me of that guy in the X Factor USA who was a huge fan of Britney Spears, I actually wanna see a video a bit like that, but with Dhar Mann as one of the judges.
@daydoe40s Жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann is life; you don't need anything else. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BunstoppableForce2 жыл бұрын
Kind of incredible how you can reuse this title every 3 weeks or so and it'll still be accurate
@HipHop9ts2 жыл бұрын
that’s because dhar man’s videos get worse and worse, I mean I would like him if he actually functioned well and didn’t make himself the king in every story. what other title could you use? ‘Guess what, Dhar mann is still trash’ ‘I’ve ran out of titles but dhar man’s videos are bad’
@GogiRegion2 жыл бұрын
I think the real “worst” ones are the ones that include real life illnesses like autism or Tourette’s. However if we’re using the criteria of least realistic as far as script goes, it just keeps getting worse and worse. I think Dhar Mann knows what’s going on at this point and is playing into it for views.
@Coolharry642 жыл бұрын
@@GogiRegion The actor who played Jayden in the Autism video does actually have autism, as he said in the BTS video. The older ones were way better than the new ones. The new ones are straight up clickbait & some involve blood/knives/fake crying. They also draw on the eyes, which makes it even more uglier
@frostedofficial2 жыл бұрын
idk how people still say these stuff is inspiring I’m pretty sure like 90% of dhar’s fanbase is just kids so they’ll just believe everything he says
@Coolharry642 жыл бұрын
@@frostedofficial Its audience used to mainly be adults/teenagers, but I think he's going for a more entertaining approach, so that's probably why we see Mikey & Jay a lot more often. I really want to also see him collab with other creators like Lauren Burch, but her content isn't really for kids
@firehawk23242 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Mall Santa's are expected to own their own suit. The mall does not provide it for them.
@LucotIC.2 жыл бұрын
Thats kinda dumb. Half of the money goes TO the mall, and they can't provide a santa suit?
@firehawk23242 жыл бұрын
@lucotic3826 because mall Santa's are part time jobs. They also do school, church, and community functions. They have to make sure the costume looks well maintained, fits, and usually, they mend them themselves.
@LucotIC.2 жыл бұрын
@@firehawk2324 ahhh I see now. Thanks for the explanation
@daydoe40s Жыл бұрын
@@LucotIC. They waste all the budget on dressing rooms. 😂😂😂😂
@fizzyduckz4443 Жыл бұрын
That’s stupid
@TheRealEvaPilot142 жыл бұрын
Love how Dhar Dhar loves to self promote himself in every video, everyone in his universe treats him like a God-like figure, it’s amazing.
@KarltheNPC2 жыл бұрын
@denmarkballmaping business
@ocreyy2 жыл бұрын
@denmark ball maping (EMC) you mean business
@mmx33742 жыл бұрын
Sounds like narcissism.
@Coolharry642 жыл бұрын
I mean every time they watch videos, they will watch a Dhar Mann video, or if are choosing a book, they will choose a Dhar Mann book. I just wish they would watch something else, but maybe it's cos of copyright
@Sauron_the_Alien2 жыл бұрын
@@mmx3374 because it is
@Coolharry642 жыл бұрын
For once, I just wanna see a Dhar Mann video that does NOT either: - take place in a school - involves Mikey/Jay/Eddie or any other kids - have its lesson to not cheat/lie
@humanzombieninja2 жыл бұрын
ye
@Yo_its_me_cloud2 жыл бұрын
FR it's kinda useless
@Coolharry642 жыл бұрын
@@fantasticesc2456 I mean the newer DM videos
@kaytusha4082 жыл бұрын
literally impossible
@Kasekuchen_LP2 жыл бұрын
Mikey has amazing moments sometimes though
@analyzgolden77742 жыл бұрын
I'm someone who works in theater, so I can clarify some more inaccuracies: - In the acting field, EVERY role is important and brings the show together. Just because you're the main character, doesn't mean you're the most important thing. Just because you're the background role, doesn't mean you're not important to the show. Yeah it seems like leads get the most attention because that's how social media talks about Hollywood and celebrity casting, but do you know how many stories have feedback where a character that shows up in like ONE scene is the audience favorite? For example, Total Drama (Just an example): Do you know some of the fan favorites in that show are the characters who only merge once or merge never? Noah's one of my favorite characters in that show, and he only talks for four episodes in the first season, was not in the second season, and is in the first half of season three but then gets kicked out of the plot halfway through. He has very LITTLE screen time and plot relevance, and yet the fandom loves him, including myself. - The idea that a single actor can change an entire show just because they say so is laughable. That's not how casting works. Once the cast is locked, it's locked. It's the director's decision on what changes go to the show afterwards. Actors kinda have little power in that regard. - This also means that no, it is NOT the leads job to boss around the other actors they work with. That's unacceptable behavior actually. Someone in one of my shows got fired for that behavior. It's the director's job to tell the actors what to do. If Santa WAS the director, that'd make more sense. But they don't establish that. - Lead actors also do not get their own dressing rooms. The dressing rooms are split between genders, and every actor shares the same one. I don't think I need to clarify any further. - 10:20 Half the time, no, there's usually not a spare. Costumes are far more expensive than you think. Just getting one costume piece costs a good hundred dollars sometimes. Now yes, sometimes there's a spare for the minor stuff like gloves or hats, but that doesn't make the budget any less painful. If anything, ruining a piece of costume takes hours or days to fix and depending on when the show is, there's no time. That's why actors need to be neat and tidy all the time. In the video, I question why you even need bread oil on a costume. That's either not allowed, or only costume designers touch that stuff. - The acting field IS legitimately stressful. You have to memorize a whole packet of lines in just a day, you have to get scolded by directors over and over again to get a scene choreographed the way they want, and you're usually up very late at night rehearsing. People HAVE quit because of stress and things going wrong. In a single day? No. From a prank that'd likely get the actor fired? No. - Making another character already in the show the lead would NEVER happen. What would happen if an actor quits is that they get an understudy, a backup actor for that role. They take the part, and they take the role of the main character. You can't make the Cabbage Guy fight the Fire Lord.
@nodetroit623611 ай бұрын
Calm down
@CassiopeiaWu10 ай бұрын
you're completely correct! however, cabbage guy fighting the fire lord is fucking awesome and i want to see it. cabbage guy getting out some pent up rage. /j
@mageyplss2 жыл бұрын
These adults are actually treating who gets to be mall santa as something serious. This is literally something a 5 year old would write. Only children would actually fight over what character they get to be.
@reborno-o4498 Жыл бұрын
They treat being a mall Santa the same way as being a news anchor.
@sethh5106 Жыл бұрын
@Reborn O-O I think you cracked the code. The whole video kinda makes sense (I mean not really but normal dhar Mann sense) if the script was about a news anchor and they decided to change it to be Santa.
@SamOfTheSmokies76 Жыл бұрын
Buddy is my favorite character in this ngl
@chijiokeokorafor66902 жыл бұрын
That "Got Milk?" joke has to be the worst joke a human being has ever spoken
@alexlents46892 жыл бұрын
How were full-grown adults laughing at that?!
@daydoe40s Жыл бұрын
Maybe this video takes place in 1999.
@vynnieeeez2 жыл бұрын
"So what would you like for Christmas?" "Id like a meet and greet with dharr man" "dear god thats beyond my power"
@TraceguyRune2 жыл бұрын
I'd just say "Dhar Mann is on the naughty list"
@Hi...ItsLizzMitchell2 жыл бұрын
And no one would actually ask for that
@LucotIC.2 жыл бұрын
@@Hi...ItsLizzMitchell actually a lot of people like Dhar Mann
@Hi...ItsLizzMitchell2 жыл бұрын
@@LucotIC. yea, kids who don't know any better yet
@noone0336 Жыл бұрын
@@Hi...ItsLizzMitchell 💯
@nolanshoemakerslife54592 жыл бұрын
I was born in the right time period to watch this man.
@probablynotjohn82162 жыл бұрын
We all are💪
@veed0ll2 жыл бұрын
u just born bro? welcome to the earth
@nolanshoemakerslife54592 жыл бұрын
@@veed0ll time period. Not just born
@Cosmik602 жыл бұрын
I remember when we were actovely trying to survove in 3000BC
@spacebananas78562 жыл бұрын
@Chad 007 what
@devden072 жыл бұрын
You know it is gonna be hilarious when a man that comes from a rich family talks about a hob they never worked in
@dukester92022 жыл бұрын
The GOAT is back with another funny Dhar Mann also on a side note this is one of the only channels that gives Dhar Mann genuine criticism with is really nice and refreshing to see we need more channels to give criticism to Dhar Mann videos.
@Crinjester2 жыл бұрын
You mean the DUCK is back
@shuruff9042 жыл бұрын
@@Crinjester you f**ker lol...I was just about to type that lol
@dukester92022 жыл бұрын
@@Crinjesteryes
@NoshiBru2 жыл бұрын
hey mfs if you like heavy meme related videos then come my way papa
@sethh5106 Жыл бұрын
Legal eagle has a good one about how a criminal trial based dhar Mann video makes no sense
@Bobsteperous11 ай бұрын
Isn't poisoning a food or drink like, a felony? Dhar Mann casually teaching kids to commit federal crimes
@caleahhhh2 жыл бұрын
i really wish the actors/actresses in these videos would understand that even as a beginner trying to break into the career of film/tv (im assuming here) they can do so much better than dhar man and it lowkey might be doing more harm to their future to be in these
@Python-xs2iv2 жыл бұрын
Gotta get the bag no matter what I guess
@HipHop9ts2 жыл бұрын
maybe they’re actually good actors, and dhar mann forces them to show more emotion (since the emotion is very faked imo) or they actually aren’t passionate about this and just want money so they make it as fake as possible. It may be a theory, but it’s a GAME THEORY!!
@eldenemerald79622 жыл бұрын
Maybe they act in Dhar Mann videos to build up their resumes/show off their acting range so that when they apply to other acting jobs they can show their experience and talent? It's very common in the acting industry to build up a portfolio.
@janhavinoronha Жыл бұрын
goodwerks is a thing now
@sethh5106 Жыл бұрын
Most of the actors are so bad it wouldn't surprise me if they did them just because they know they arent good but they enjoy acting
@Engine_12 жыл бұрын
Darh Mann is more of a meme then a genuine person who is trying to change lives.
@crcoghill2 жыл бұрын
He's comment section could confuse you then.
@Engine_12 жыл бұрын
It Really dose they all seem like bots
@princeamir10642 жыл бұрын
@@crcoghill tbh all I see on not just dhar mann's comment section is overused and unoriginal jokes just for meaningless likes. That's all I see from my POV.
@duckguyface2 жыл бұрын
He used to be good before
@Engine_12 жыл бұрын
Your right. I could tell at the beginning he was trying. But know it’s just the money
@Silenced_Actias2 жыл бұрын
If you ever feel useless, just remember, someone had to write this script.
@Midnightsstan5212 жыл бұрын
The girl asking for a Christmas tree convinced me no one checks the script, an AI just births it and they tell the actors to say it
@daydoe40s Жыл бұрын
Maybe she has a tree fetish or she's extremely poor.
@favoritemustard35428 ай бұрын
While not making any sense, them not giving her one of the trees from out of the background was a missed opportunity lol
@sabrinabeach559 Жыл бұрын
I love how characters in these videos often apologize and are immediately forgiven. Like no…that’s not how the world works
@carlocalderon36592 жыл бұрын
14:03 when August went silent I thought the video buffered 😂
@rtgedits18652 жыл бұрын
Me too
@celestina237842 жыл бұрын
Same here 😂😂
@vgngolley3412 жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂😂😂
@TNTcatz2135 ай бұрын
Me too ngl 😅
@mrbalazs1995 Жыл бұрын
"I'm a professional photographer, that shoots in 20 megapixels!" "Yeah? This is a Samsung S22 Ultra. I shoot in 108 megapixels."
@the2323guy10 ай бұрын
might be interpolated
@brurmonemtАй бұрын
“That’s it? On something as large as that? My front camera could do double the megapixels!”
@jdhoilettify2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Dhar Mann does not feel like a life lesson channel anymore, but more of a kid's network with plots and stories about any and anything kids will watch. Everything about this story and the previous ones is cliched and overdone. I watched this video before but not until the end though. Also, the fact characters in these videos do the worst things ever and don't get punished is baffling to me. This reminds me of that story where the girl backstabbed her bestie by ruining her birthday and receive no consequences for it. It sad Good to see you again Btw August. Great videos as always
@AslgamingOffical2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure hes trying to do every single tv trope thats out there then obsess has done with all of them he'll do them all over again but with a different code of paint
@jdhoilettify2 жыл бұрын
@@AslgamingOffical Yh, every moral we hear is so over done and cliched. Sometimes they make no fucking sense at all. But his comment section is filled with bots who justify everything he puts out.
@AslgamingOffical2 жыл бұрын
@@jdhoilettify I'm not trying to justify him I'm just saying
@jdhoilettify2 жыл бұрын
@@AslgamingOffical I know you are not. I'm kinda tired of Dhar Mann at this point. Idk what he has in store for the future.
@AslgamingOffical2 жыл бұрын
@@jdhoilettify definitely something even worse than this
@elijahjames2ndchannel Жыл бұрын
“Why can’t I be big and fat like Santa” had me dying 😂😂😂 Like seriously who writes this dialogue 💀
@t1mburt0nsdandruff Жыл бұрын
What kid would want diabetes?
@BoldActionSkitty9 ай бұрын
Dhar Mann claims to write all the scripts, but honestly at this point I'm convinced it's AI.
@Toast_hunter1056 ай бұрын
@@BoldActionSkitty they make an joke vids about them using ai has an story script, and it's literally 100% like dharrman videos
@MemeRealm2 жыл бұрын
I love how dhar mann is meant for kids and it shows alcohol abuse
@Coolharry64 Жыл бұрын
"Family friendly", yet they show knives, weapons, & blood in the thumbnails? What's next, somebody actually gets KILLED? Belle Delphine collab? 😂
@MemeRealm Жыл бұрын
@@Coolharry64 so true
@Chuck_EL Жыл бұрын
as someone with ibs and im lactose intolerant , im assuming the santa is too if he would of drank that muralax with whole milk he would of been in the bathroom many times for 10 minutes and it might of caused him to go into shock ,caused his liver to go into shock or dehydrate him to near death so the elf was literally trying to kill him ...jesus dhar mann
@Anonymous_Identity246 Жыл бұрын
@@Coolharry64 “woman sells her bathwater, instantly regrets it”
@daydoe40s Жыл бұрын
Well....maybe that's actually one of the only good things he includes in some videos. Maybe
@aosadoifbaiosdfna2 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann is for sure on Santa's naughty list.
@pogcow4178 Жыл бұрын
We're not just telling stories we're actually IM making the naughty list
@hellobrix2 жыл бұрын
7:20 Hey buddy got milk !? 💀💀💀tf bro what is this humor
@Coolharry642 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann R-rated
@kecukraftwork19882 жыл бұрын
It bothered me that the photographer handed in his camera when he left. Photographers use their own cameras. He legit just gave away his *own* camera!
@daydoe40s Жыл бұрын
It wasn't legit. They're all actors....so to speak. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kecukraftwork1988 Жыл бұрын
@@daydoe40s I know it wasn't real, but little inaccuracies like that don't do the story any favours. 😅
@daydoe40s Жыл бұрын
@@kecukraftwork1988 i jist wanted to make a joke because you used the word "legit."
@Baaa-dass-susie2 жыл бұрын
omg I literally watched this a couple of days ago and said August should check this out, my prayers have been answered lmao
@mocho6562 жыл бұрын
@chad007. you're not a chad you're bhad
@Baaa-dass-susie2 жыл бұрын
Bots ☕
@humanzombieninja2 жыл бұрын
i wanted august to check out the man goes back to 5th grade one but this ones good too
@NoshiBru2 жыл бұрын
hey mfs if you like heavy meme related videos then come my way papa
@noahbaker19462 жыл бұрын
"I'd like a meet and greet with dhar mann" like god damn how big is this guy's ego??
@Python-xs2iv2 жыл бұрын
Big enough to make up stories about paying for people's rent
@Coolharry642 жыл бұрын
Also, what is unrealistic is the person's idol suddenly appearing
@yashbspianoandcompositions10422 жыл бұрын
Ego Bigger than Vladmir Putin and Zelensky
@loompsteranimation Жыл бұрын
@@Python-xs2ivuhh about that…
@Python-xs2iv Жыл бұрын
@@loompsteranimation Go on
@SirMogwaiTheGreat8 ай бұрын
3:56 santas getting quirky with them elfs
@skateboardingrat86144 ай бұрын
“They tend to get a little quirky at night”
@Rainbowpugz2 ай бұрын
Sometimes a little too quirky
@MelaninCosplay2 жыл бұрын
I doubt there is a green room period for the mall Santa and the Elves. Pretty sure they get ready in the mall bathroom or behind the ice cream machine in the Dairy Queen two feet away. Lol 14:10, don't worry August. I felt your "da f*ck" stare and I'm lookin' right back at ya'. 🤣
@BiasIcewing2 жыл бұрын
A meet and greet with Darr man💀💀💀
@Python-xs2iv2 жыл бұрын
How big can a guy's ego be?
@Coolharry642 жыл бұрын
It would've been worse if she wanted one with Sameer Bhavnani
@frostedofficial2 жыл бұрын
Door man
@okjeffy6581 Жыл бұрын
@@Coolharry64 at least sameer was meant to be bad
@aliasella488 Жыл бұрын
@@Python-xs2iv I know right
@knobwantslob2 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann is not that bad and definitely is not currently pointing a loaded gun at my head
@Mr0Green2 жыл бұрын
Say instantly regrets it if he is with you right now
@knobwantslob2 жыл бұрын
@@Mr0GreenDhar Mann makes actually educational videos, instantly regrets it
@Mr0Green2 жыл бұрын
@@knobwantslob say what happens next is shocking if they are not human
@Bassbro404ong2 жыл бұрын
If you have time soon, the new “grinch stole presents” Dhar Mann video replaced Mikey and Jay with Andy and Randall, they also changed the actors for the mom and Jay. You could probably now ACTUALLY see the worst Dhar Mann video.
@artCharles2 жыл бұрын
Why did Dhar Mann cast a little person as someone who is overly invested in playing a Christmas elf? Seems kinda stereotypical…
@liamramos12852 ай бұрын
2:12 I just want to point out that this guy got mad that a parent was just trying to take a cute picture of there child and this guy had to be like “I’m more important because I’m a photographer and I have 20 megapixels.” And proceeds to quit when he’s told to not be an asshole. And says no one respects me after being incredibly rude to this one mother. No shit people won’t respect you if you’re being a prick. This guys sucks more then the main character.
@rockyraidy71942 жыл бұрын
Dhar mann has pumped out so many videos that he just needs to drink a cold one that will write itself
@petedarock1521 Жыл бұрын
the 4 types of people in dhar man the mild jerk the tough parent the spineless do gooder and the disney villian
@KamawnTH2 жыл бұрын
The image of August just silently staring at us with pre recorded audio playing talking about that we should imagine him blankly staring at us is just comedic.
@kingadjust62012 жыл бұрын
How did you get the frosting so green!?!?! Woman: 🤨
@liggrish2 жыл бұрын
I feel like dhar mann is slowly putting in less and less effort the more people watch
@Spiritx19922 жыл бұрын
“How’d you get the frosting to be green?” I went to the store and bought green frosting.
@ManateeMaiden2 жыл бұрын
Ok the part where the parents and kids are arguing with each other while the reindeer tries to “rein” them in 😏 and the photographer pops in and says “cookies” and they all stop in unison to look at the camera and pose is probably my favorite thing to ever happen in a Dhar Mann video
@CatManReal2 жыл бұрын
What happened to Dhar Mann? A couple years ago his content wasn't this bad. Sure, the "life lessons" were the most basic things and the videos were cringe, but they actually made some sense. Then they just stopped making sense. Why is a kid getting "trapped" in minecraft? Why did a grandma get a guy caught lying because he liked someone? It makes no sense.
@humanzombieninja2 жыл бұрын
ye
@kkarowm_iii2 жыл бұрын
Dhar man has definitely went the Disney route
@menzel172 жыл бұрын
He did that like 9 months ago
@Coolharry642 жыл бұрын
I think he wants to be bought by Nickelodeon
@berndbernd34642 жыл бұрын
Whoa.. he abuses children now?
@melancholy1000 Жыл бұрын
August The Duck -"I mean, seriously." -"Just try to bare with me, alright?" -"Dhar dhar." -"Oh. My. GOD."
@sfnaffan2 жыл бұрын
I would have loved to see a Dhar Mann version of Home Alone.
@AslgamingOffical2 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna get 5$ that he's gonna do that in next coming weeks
@dfx13productions472 жыл бұрын
Let me guess the kid uses life lessons quotes and Fortnite references to stop the burglars lol
@HipHop9ts2 жыл бұрын
@@dfx13productions47nah it’d be like here I am rich and everything works out in this universe so here is $10M and a Lamborghini remember to work harder and smarter here’s a shoutout on my 500 billion subscriber channel
@randomfordmustang28772 жыл бұрын
"MEAN burglars break into foster kid's house, instantly regret it!"
@HipHop9ts2 жыл бұрын
@@randomfordmustang2877 it turns out that the bubble gun was not in fact filled with bubbles! See what happens next!
@Rainbow-yy3th2 жыл бұрын
We know that Dhar Mann has reached the peak of terrible when there is a flossing elf in one of his videos.
@alexlents46892 жыл бұрын
I was kinda shocked he didn’t mention that! 😂
@thatweirdboy28552 жыл бұрын
I love how dhar mann just has no shame, he’s like hey guys put in that everyone wants to meet me and everyone loves me.
@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 Жыл бұрын
Casting a shorter person as the elf feels wrong to me
@notaboomertree41412 жыл бұрын
"Has Dhar Mann ever worked a minimum wage j- actually..." the waste of a joke... he could've said "actually, I will get him the milk."
@mybigwillie61532 жыл бұрын
Man Rudy is such a team player, even when he doesn't think he is being one like with Buddy
@azschefres20892 жыл бұрын
I seriously think aliens wrote Dahr Mann scripts
@practicalpisces2 жыл бұрын
Why did he use beard oil on the Party City beard? Green Beard the Pirate Santa. Why did he think that the beard being green would upset the kids? There really should have been endless spare beards around anyways. Who organized this? Fazbear Entertainment?
@k4ruzen.6842 жыл бұрын
"i-i-I dont know how I forgot!!!" Sir, you have short term memory loss.
@krishnasadhanaofficial42922 жыл бұрын
Can’t be the only one who’s thinking of this but I think Dhar Dhar’s videos are getting more and more ridiculous by the minute just for the sole purpose of providing August with more content for his videos. Truly a generous man, helping another KZbinr’s career like that
@SamDaMan4102 жыл бұрын
14:05. I thought my internet went out! Lol 😅
@AbelShields2 жыл бұрын
You completely skipped over the fact you don't put beard oil on a fake beard!!
@buesmith2 жыл бұрын
I used to be a character performer at Disney world and spent a lot of time with Anna from Frozen and Chip and Dale. People are weird. They don’t think of you as a person in a costume. They forget there is a real person with their own life playing these characters. I think that it has to be the same with Santa. They forget it is a real person playing a role so doing dehumanizing things to characters, Santa, or elves is quite common.
@hunter100002 жыл бұрын
12:12 '' is this some kind of sick joke'' he's making it seem like there was a bomb in the gift box💀💀
@Flowering_Glume Жыл бұрын
I like how Santa looks like Jack Black and Billy Bob Thorton's lovechild. More importantly, what planet does Dhar Mann freaking live on? How are these even made by any English Speaking person. They watch like they start with a good basic plot then send it to be terribly misunderstood, badly translated, riddled with nonexistent misconceptions then sent back to be Westernize without anyone reviewing it. They are just so weird!!
@GreenKaizer2 жыл бұрын
of all the wish she could have gotten, she wanted to meet Dhar mann.....ugh. in reality, if the guy got caught switching the gifts like that, he get's fired right away.
@AE86FTS2 жыл бұрын
I think Dhar Mann is trying to show the mall Santa and Elves as actually Santa and Elves to not spoil to kids that Santa isn't real. But that just makes the whole vid so convoluted.
@MangaSenpai20172 жыл бұрын
Ah. The only man capable of ruining my Christmas
@LittleMazter2 жыл бұрын
Still amazed how this man can think of these titles considering how many “dhar man is getting worse” kind of titles he had made
@yuyufan432 жыл бұрын
I like how Dhar Mann is Dhar Mann’s biggest fan. Self-dilusio… Uh, I mean self-esteem is important!
@darrylwoodbury2 жыл бұрын
We're not just telling stories, we're writing nonsensical, head scratching scripts that make no sense.
@okjeffy65812 жыл бұрын
What food is that on your profile
@Popgurliess2 жыл бұрын
@@okjeffy6581 popcorn
@deathv23152 жыл бұрын
WE love August The Duck like when he roast every youtuber
@Mr0Green2 жыл бұрын
So true
@AlifaKhan-du1hx Жыл бұрын
Why does Dhar have to always make himself like the equivalent of SUPERMAN , as if a meet and greet with Dhar Mann is like meeting ELON MUSK.
@MonkeyGng Жыл бұрын
Why does Dhar Mann always have to insert himself in these videos and makes himself some sort of insanely popular celebrity that everybody loves💀💀💀
@crcoghill2 жыл бұрын
This is insufferable. "Buddy" complaining about every little thing that has little to do with the bigger picture is absolutely annoying. It doesn't help Dhar Mann literally got a Little Person to play the elf (and a black one at that that is double insulting on many levels) but one with a Napolean complex thinking he could be Santa. Not saying he couldn't but when most people think Santa is a Big, Fat white Old man. I know different cultures depict him differently but still. But that's not even the problem! You said it yourself: Buddy would hate being Santa cause he would be working harder, which he wants? I don't know who's dumber: Dhar Mann or the literal bots that follow him! Or both!
@Sweet2canyon2 жыл бұрын
I have a theory, In the Dhar-verse Dhar Dhar is seen as a holy figure by many. In reality, he is actually a trickster working in the background, making people go insane or even possessing them for a short period for entertainment. Dhar has no physical body, but his favorite vessel is the one you see in his profile picture (original name unknown) As for that kid that wanted to see him, she wants to move on from this life. With the cameraman, he records all of his shenanigans and posts them on youtube because he wants more potential victims to become engrossed in his trickery. If enough people watch him and allow him to take residence in their brain, he can then come into this verse to preform even more trickery. Basically like Loki but actually scary.
@JoeNoshow272 жыл бұрын
Your dialogue and my thoughts were in perfect sync on this one.
@lopaka762 жыл бұрын
If it wasn't for August, I would have no idea who dhar mann was.
@TheElectricRaichu2 жыл бұрын
August not realizing not everyone can afford a christmas tree for the holiday.
@janong98732 жыл бұрын
August has the same wish as the girl. He wants a meet and greet with Dhar Mann.
@Rev......2 жыл бұрын
Its weird how his videos nowadays aren't as inspirational as they used to be, like the upcoming one is about stranger things
@tylersays-2 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep last night watching the dhar man A.T.D. 2+ hour marathon .. and here we are again. 💪
@Paul_the_Tree_Commenter Жыл бұрын
Finally a dahr mann video with an android 😂😂😂 4:57
@Natedog-gx3nj2 жыл бұрын
Me: takes grandma into bunker Me: you'll be safe here.
@dakat51312 жыл бұрын
It's like they wrote a story where Santa Claus was real and those things would really be a problem, but then mashed it with a version of the story where it's clearly just a show, with costumes, etc. All the drama relies on everything being more real than it is (Santa having any power, an elf surprised to find out Santa is the star only after taking the role, etc) but then it clashes with the elements that can only happen during a stage production.
@LobsterBisque132 жыл бұрын
The best gift we could have gotten!
@Mistamack713 Жыл бұрын
“We’re not changing lives, we’re just telling stories.”
@undertakerphantomhive2 жыл бұрын
Dhar man really is running out of ideas if he makes a Grinch parody
@ChainedCastle5 ай бұрын
“Why does he get to be the main character?” Probably bc he isn’t an alcoholic, dude is drinking on the job, that says it all! 🤣
@SigmaDude62 жыл бұрын
I love how on this channel a DUCK (very handsome duck btw) roasts dhar mann and dhar mann clones.Heck he can roast any channel he wants and i will be entertained. LOL
@TurtleSB Жыл бұрын
"I don't have a webcam, so this isn't as effective but just imagine I'm staring at you in silence okey?" I feel you bro
@BoldActionSkitty9 ай бұрын
Lol, best part of the video was August's reaction to that part.
@DaniTGW2 жыл бұрын
So the beard being green was supposed to be a catastrophe, because they don't have extras? Then a few shots later, santa has a white beard again, so why was the first one becoming green such an issue if they had extras? My brain!
@fillinggaps19752 жыл бұрын
"Dhar Mann absolutely destroys a grandma online" is nota sentence I wanted to hear.
@beababababa2 жыл бұрын
august the duck i’m addicted to your videos thank you for blessing the world with your existence
@femkefeenstra7754 Жыл бұрын
I'm not saying Dhar Mann has a blown up ego, but if he was a Harry Potter character, he would be Gilderoy Lockhart...
@FeinForIt2 жыл бұрын
Mr august with a Webcams staring at us would be absolutely amazing 🤕
@Megatron44567 Жыл бұрын
aint no way dhar mann just named the parents "parent 1,parent 2,parent 3,parent 4,parent5,parent6 and parent 7💀
@knobwantslob2 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann: endangering everyone, harming lives
@fnfethusiast65082 жыл бұрын
“We’re not just telling stories, we’re endangering lives”
@MasonProductions122 жыл бұрын
14:06 when I heard that I actually face palmed myself
@The_Ragequit_Cannon2 жыл бұрын
It's funny how he always finds a way to say something like "what happens next is shocking". Because anyone who watches his content could guess the entirety of the video's content by the title and thumbnail alone
@dearlily325 Жыл бұрын
If someone asked me the green frosting thing i would just assume they were poorly flirting with me
@TylerLeyden2 жыл бұрын
props to the actors in this because Billy Bob Thornton himself wouldnt beable to do any better than the poor santa in this dealth that shitty script xD