Alkaline water cures everything

Hey guys, in this video, we explore the concept of alkaline water and food. Does alkaline food actually cure you of AIDS and cancer? Let's find out.
This video took me forever to make. I hope you guys enjoy.
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[@louisd8407]

Liver is overated, selling it to buy alkaline water machine now

[@silverhusky7993]

My god. People sell kidneys, this dude sells livers.

[@nikepic8289]

@@silverhusky7993 if you cut your your liver in half it will grow back (that's how liver transplants work ) and you could sell it for alot of money

[@turf6863]

TFW the machine costs more than half of your liver

[@MrGollum1996]

helen popova this man/woman gets it

[@Nour-hh7ok]

@@nikepic8289 no thats is why it doesn't cost a lot of money

[@CrimsonQueen_plays]

How to detox: Step 1. have a liver Step 2. Profit

[@drsolo7]

Yeah... Its bogus to think 'upgraded' water can detox

[@johnyang799]

Ever heard of liver damage?

[@drsolo7]

@@johnyang799 i heard. But i dont think we're dunb enough to damage it serverely

[@johnyang799]

@@drsolo7 Well, if careless, these organs are the ones that fail first. Kidney, liver, lung, heart.

[@joops110]

@@johnyang799 Im most cases a failing brain is what causes the issues in the first place.

[@godfreypoon5148]

I make sure I only eat alkaline batteries.

[@Raffael-Tausend]

xD

[@catalinbadalan4463]

Rumour is the acidic ones are heavily contaminated with lead.

[@riverspohn9375]

Oh yeah me too i can really feel the benefits, I'm in the hospital and my insurance stoped paying :)

[@HamboneCreates]

I like batteries

[@yondabigman4668]

Well once it's done. You can't reverse it

[@marcush4741]

I used to work at a health food store (for the pay, not the culture). I will not forget the day that my entire department decided they were going to start an alkaline diet... and they did it by drinking shots of apple cider vinegar and adding lemons to their water. They looked at me like a moron when I told them both of those are acidic, not alkaline.

[@aqeel6842]

Vinegar is literally dilute acetic acid. Your departments is stupid

[@marcush4741]

@@aqeel6842 Oh I know. I went on to work in brewing sciences, they went on to continue working in health food stores.

[@shadymcnasty5920]

Don't lie u joined them because u wanted to be cool

[@dreyvinnash]

@@shadymcnasty5920 not everyone is dumb enough to fall to peer pressure.

[@kopioshu]

Bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh Survival of the fittest? MORE LIKE SURVIVAL OF THE SHITTEST

[@askhowiknow5527]

Bleach is one of the most alkaline things you can consume Remember that

[@randomfactsguy1386]

Draino too 😀

[@Call-me-Al]

There are literally people drinking diluted bleach daily for their health, or forcing their autist child to drink it regularly in order to "cure" their autism and claim it is parasites or "toxins" when inside layers of their intestine die and slough off and get excreted. The former is depressing, the latter makes me livid.

[@Kimmie6772]

@@Call-me-Al oh yeah that's disgusting. What makes it worse is that it must taste really bad and Autistic spectrum people with bad taste sensitivity must not be able to bear it. The loophole for those loons is that they claim that it is not bleach. None of them have a chemistry degree tho.

[@societalreject4]

I mean a couple drops of bleach can help make water safe to drink in the wild but that's about it xD

[@askhowiknow5527]

A HA is autist even a word? True though. I had a psych professor that was a school psychologist and he spent all day fighting with parents about how they’re little Jimmy needs to be sent back to class and treated like a normal child whether or not he is on the spectrum

[@deplorablemecoptera3024]

"Just because it's PH is lower than seven doesn't mean it's acidic" Nilered: "actually that's exactly what it means"

[@Diorden119]

"Just because 6 is lower than |10| doesn't make it a single digit number"

[@darkscrap3347]

NileBlue* FTFY

[@alt8791]

Just because the light reflected by the sky is a wavelength between 380 and 500 nanometers doesn’t mean that it’s blue

[@mutomboken]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@nathanielmohr9622]

@@Diorden119 -45 < |10| and it's not a single digit number 😾

[@bland6004]

Alkaline water cured my addiction to non-alkaline water

[@Jhet]

Now you have another addiction to worry about

[@Jhet]

@@totalbrainfail1812 your username really describes you

[@Jhet]

@@totalbrainfail1812 lol you took than better than expected. You're welcome m8

[@unpleasednut5476]

You join a support group online and there website front page reads "Have you struggeled with acidic water? So have we, at Alkaline embracement.com you can talk to people who have lost there loved ones trust, there money, and there jobs due to acidic water, please join for a low, low fee of 89 dollars an our of our group therapy, alkaline treatment, and pleceb- i mean certified psycological anti-acidic conditioning, call now at 1-800-alkaline and change you life forever."

[@cezarcatalin1406]

Hey man, aren't you addicted to air or something ?

[@arturm6621]

Wow i had lung cancer from smoking two packs of ciggarettes per hour for 240 years But as soon as i started drinking alkalaine water my lungs dissapered compleatly Now i don't have lung cancer thank you alkalaine water👍

[@Dhdjksjsnsnsnnsnsna]

Can confirm! I was an alcoholic on the brink of death (still am an alcoholic but hear me out) and one single drop of alkaline water (about 5ml of water with 17 lemons worth of juice) cured me COMPLETELY! I was so cured that I literally drew my own blood and handed it to my presiding doctor, who then test it and confirmed that I have a blood alcohol level of -104838383% km/h per kilowatt! This is why I’m still an alcoholic! I could literally drink running alcohol and be completely fine!

[@valentinexx]

@@georginahuitron4800you completely missed the joke

[@ItsMeCharkey]

Love how you didn’t say the issues disappeared but that your lung’s disappeared

[@Xenochetemist]

Wow I found out I had a brain tumor 2 weeks ago. But as soon as i started drinking alkaline water my brain dissapered compleatly. Thank you alkaline water.

[@Kami._Kaze]

@@valentinexx i also love how being 240 y old isnt a concern for him, i think we found a vampire

[@partlycloudy7707]

When ever I hear "detox" or "detoxification" as a selling point for a product, I immediately think it's bunk.

[@hectorpascal]

Yep, those 2 words seem to trip a switch in my brain that automatically puts everything following them into the "delete forever" bin!

[@gillnosowitz2795]

The only one that "work" are the drinks made to help you pass urine tests. They probably mask it, but it must work judging by some of my past coworkers...

[@juliustegelhus7822]

I think vomiting and diarrhoea.

[@MedievalSolutions]

Usually same. Recently I've seen someone selling a sulphate free shampoo (a not bunk product, good especially for bleached hair or dry hair or also better on sensitive skin) and immediately noped out.

[@net343]

A friend got a real detox because of a botox problem :v

[@jesseolson109]

Whenever someone says "this food cures cancer!" I ask them what type of cancer

[@ymei3809]

the cancer that is starveation

[@gittabobitta]

Or when someone says something gets rid of "toxins," ask them which toxins 💁🏻‍♀️

[@dudhhrmcdudhhr6071]

it cures the side effects of eating crabs

[@nathankronew3434]

all cancer

[@beckel3593]

@@dudhhrmcdudhhr6071 ♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋

[@eidolor]

Don’t need dialysis anymore, thanks to alkaline water I even made two friends! Jaundice and Sepsis

[@NPCSN]

Bugbears and Wormwood Friends till the end... 😂🤣

[@antoniofernandes7816]

nice

[@nagitokomaeda3237]

Oh god

[@imdonkeykonga]

dont forget the a-cute kid, ney :v

[@red2theelectricboogaloo961]

@@imdonkeykonga failure

[@Boredman567]

Saying that acidic lemon water has an "alkalizing effect" because the acid's pH increases is like saying that chewing ice has a heating effect because your body makes the ice warmer.

[@gungy_vt]

"List of alkaline foods: LEMONS" Ah, yes, the least acidic fruit: citrus.

[@DiscoDevil197]

Yes it has a very low pH meaning it has low acidity

[@nononononoyeahgood]

Although lemons are well known for their high citric acid content, lemon juice is actually basic once metabolized. They also have a higher sugar content than strawberries, but that don't make em sweet.

[@_Hal9000]

Lol. I am not sure about its metabolic products though.

[@blackturbine]

For best alkaline water mix 50% phosphoric acid, 50% water Boom alkaline water

[@nononononoyeahgood]

@@_Hal9000 Ash test on lemons show a PRAL of 4, meaning it's metabolic byproducts are indeed basic.

[@anweshbhattacharya8017]

Your sarcasm is advanced. Very informative and humorous video.

[@firehoax9230]

Anwesh Bhattacharya sarcasam2.0

[@JS-kr7zy]

An alkaline diet can cure that to

[@johnyang799]

Idk why you call it sarcasm. The whole video is not sarcastic. Sounds like it in the beginning but that's not actually sarcasm.

[@asperg8735]

I think he titled the video like this to deter the people who would probably take this video down for telling the truth.

[@jacobcottom265]

For a while I was really questioning if this was sarcasm or not

[@nathanlamberth7631]

I had to pause the video to stop laughing at an alkaline water with a ph of 4

[@TheDeadMeme27]

right????? 😭😂😂

[@Yawyna124]

A range of 4-10 means it can make water just as acidic as it could make it basic, lol. Not very precise, is it?

[@richlaue]

Pure water has a PH of 6 and that is why 6 is considered neutral. A ph of 4 is acid. So yes I also got a laugh

[@jeremyowen1]

@@richlaue 7 is neutral. 6 is slightly acidic. Also distilled water at a ph of 7 can absorb carbon dioxide from the air and turn slightly acidic.

[@TheDeadMeme27]

@@jeremyowen1 I was about to say lol

[@Dariakll]

I know I'm really late but this water would actually cause harm if it actually did what it claimed. Such as "balancing your body's ph". If alkaline water actually diluted your blood and changed its pH you would die. Your blood's pH is strongly controlled and kept in a range of 7.35 to 7.45 on the pH scale. If it really changes your body's pH you would have to make the ER your new home

[@AurenGlytterkat]

Well, shit. Ima go drink some melted ice cream. Science is hard.

[@thumuslol]

Ironically, if a type 1 diabetic (like myself) stops taking insulin because they think that “alkaline water” will cure them, they will go into to DKA and have acidic blood which can be fatal.

[@vituperation]

So if you hit that state and keep drinking alkaline water to neutralize it, you'll be cured! Just inject alkaline water right into your blood regularly to stay alive. Now you can stop being dependent on your regular insulin injections to stay alive.

[@blitz7488]

@@vituperation no dont do that

[@astracrits4633]

@@vituperation Wow, what an improvement!

[@laughoutloudpaperanimation4846]

Thomas Prybylski that’s kinda ironic

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

@@georgiaclark4646 Don't copy comments.

[@Hugh.Manatee]

Wow, I'm so angry at my professors right now! I've spent 5 years in university studying biochemistry. We had a class entirely dedicated to the chemistry of water, because it's so important to the functioning of cells, and at no point did anyone teach me about increasing or decreasing the cholestosize of watermolecules. I don't even know what that means... I feel so uneducated...

[@NileBlue]

+AdenineMonkey You have been scammed. Demand that the school give you your money back

[@anjelpatel36]

Neither did they tell you that water molecule will actually penetrate and distill out actual herbs...

[@StormBurnX]

I hate to be two years late but... cluster size.

[@rich1051414]

Careful with that large cholestrosized water. It is a carrier of diabetes and will infect your blood, making it acidic.

[@sinnison23]

@@StormBurnX Yeah, I'm late too, and was looking for this very comment. XD *Cluster size of the water molecule. lol

[@CinnamonFudge2229]

"alkaline food: lemon water" kemist

[@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm2528]

lol

[@anthonyaaaauhh5492]

“kemist” 😭

[@meditationman4208]

lemon juice produces alkaline byproducts once it has been metabolized. it has a negative PRAL score. "The PRAL of a particular food is the amount of acid that is expected to reach the kidneys after the body metabolizes that food." lemon juice is an acidic substance, but it is considered alkalizing. hope this clears up confusion.

[@Satan_Official]

I love how the guy announcing the water says that, like, "this thing is the most alkaline you can find, it's called citric ACID"

[@Yakjiru]

For real! Exactly what I thought when I saw that. Lol

[@mjp152]

When I was around nine my mother had a fit about alkaline food for a couple of months. I had to pee on ph paper which she would then inspect, I was scolded every time I ate something that was not alkaline (what foods were alkaline seamed to change from time to time). She would also preach about the benefits of lemons in water and eventually when I had repeatedly pointed out that lemons are acidic her alkaline fad died down. Weird childhood 🙄

[@timothygooding9544]

Similar experience here with "grounding" and "negative ion" bs

[@intelchip_x86]

@@timothygooding9544 you poor soul, imagine having to go through the thorium-infested "negative ion" products

[@DragonOfTheMortalKombat]

This is why kids, don't believe everything your parents say.

[@pleaserespond3984]

God, I feel that. My mom is convinced that cooking vegetables increases the carbohydrates in them and destroys nutrients. There is, of course, some research showing that some nutrients are lost during heat treatment, but that's all offset from the fact that cooking the vegetable makes it easier to digest. She keeps saying that some raw vegetables are "keto". I am absolutely certain she just likes eating salad and is matching hearsay diet advice on facebook to that, which at the end of the day is fine - she's eating vegetables and not doing keto or anything like that - but it's a bit cringe to listen to.

[@Natediggetydog]

I feel bad for my little sister who’s still in school, as my mom has recently been on a similar craze with ‘Organic supplements’

[@elektrode4585]

It’s been 5 years Nigel, and you still haven’t explained one thing - does alkaline water protect you from nuclear fallout?

[@Gokuos]

This comment right here

[@tristanuchiha6285]

The short answer is obviously no, but there are some interesting points to talk about regarding the subject. I think that it's explained in a very intricate and detailed way in this video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oGmzqaSdoc58pNE

[@elektrode4585]

@@tristanuchiha6285 ahh ok thanks, that clears up the confusion now. I’ve seen the guy in that video a few times before, he never gives his viewers up or lets them down with unsatisfactory explanations.

[@Robotcreeper101]

@@tristanuchiha6285 this video was very helpful and its academic value is beyond comparison. I cannot thank you enough for providing it to me.

[@hellstoastt]

@@Robotcreeper101 That video has since been debunked. I found an even better video that uses ACTUAL facts. Here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5rOY2itpq6ofNE

[@aidenbuchler687]

I'm a Type 1 Diabetic and I enjoy listening to you crack down on these bold statements. Like, if I were to stop injecting myself with the insulin, my islet cells in my pancreas are dead/not working, therefore if I stopped using insulin, my blood glucose mg/dl would sky rocket and my kidneys would become shot, and I could lose my toes, feet and legs. It's seriously no joke. This stuff kills.

[@kevinperry8837]

Listening to him rip into those claims was great. I absolutely hate all the pseudoscience bullshit diabetes cures

[@infernodragon456]

Yoo...I am a type 1 diabetic too. And yea, it's infuriating to see all those miracle diabetes cures..

[@jjm3762]

@@infernodragon456 I'm a type 2 diabetic and suffered from chronic acidosis and metabolic acidosis. I've tried everything including numerous gi doctors and naturopaths spending thousands of dollars. Alkaline water kills everything including acidity and allows the body to purify its own acidity through a detox method. It's very safe and has done wonders for me.

[@bcl3341]

Found the alkaline water shareholder

[@arbresnow401]

@@jjm3762 some of the best bait ive ever seen

[@jasepoag8930]

"Toxins" is pretty much my WOO buzzword signal to stop listening.

[@alt8791]

Same

[@skwozies3083]

Right

[@alt8791]

Mine is actually “detox”

[@Ninetails2000]

"What are toxins?" "Its, like, all the bad stuff in your body." "Like?" "You're being really toxic right now, you're just a big pharma sheep." "Aiet, I'm bout to head out."

[@alkeryn1700]

Toxins are a thing i'd rather say the word "detox" to be bs

[@Eintracht513]

I know I am a couple years late, but I wanted to thank you for specifically pointing out the difference in between Type I and Type II Diabetes, as this is very often overseen or straight up ignored. As a 24 year old type I diabetic, I get asked, if I had eaten too many sweets as a child, way too often. No, I had a cold and after that I had diabetes, it sounds dumb, but it is what it is 🤷🏼‍♂️ Anyway.. am gonna go on binge-watching your stuff. Greetings from Germany!

[@DiniduPerera]

That’s fascinating that it started after a cold. I’ve never heard of that, but it kind of makes sense. It’s like your Immune system went on a rampage and your body hurt itself in its confusion.

[@capperbuns]

Damn, that's stupid that it started after a cold.

[@Sarahbryson321]

What is type 2 diabetes?

[@parabirb]

@@Sarahbryson321 Type 2 diabetes is a form of diabetes that is typically preventable and begins during adulthood. In Type 2 diabetes, insulin production is decreased and cells are also insulin resistant. It's typically caused by a combination of genetic and lifestyle factors (obesity, exercise, diet, etc.). This is in contrast to Type 1 diabetes, which is an unpreventable autoimmune disease where the immune system attacks the cells that make insulin.

[@ayyymacaroni]

"I had a cold and then I got diabetes" hit me like a truck

[@eternal8song]

during thanksgiving, my cousin's mother in law was trying to tell me to drink alkaline water "to help with my heart transplant". I just looked at her, said "stomachs are full of acid. its not gonna even get past that." and went back to eating acidic cranberry sauce.

[@whatisahandlebruh]

Ye, watch as someone makes a product and they tell people that it gets rid of the acid in their body. It’d be either dumb since it doesn’t work, or terrible because it does.

[@raziasultana5222]

Lmao and i put squirts of lemon/lime on my fish or meat each time i have it.

[@THE-TRUE-AND-ONLY-GOD]

@@raziasultana5222 On fish yes, on meat? Wtf??

[@zeaxanthinepoxidase]

@@THE-TRUE-AND-ONLY-GOD lemon on meat is perfectly fine wtf are you on

[@THE-TRUE-AND-ONLY-GOD]

@@zeaxanthinepoxidase Probably eating some quality meat is all. Salt and Pepper is all you need on a T-Bone

[@dme3y690]

"Because it's pH is lower than 7, doesn't mean that the fruit is acidic" Hmmm, yes... The floor right here is made out of ceiling

[@benart-ist2159]

Hmmm, but that would be true if you live on a level higher than the first floor

[@raziasultana5222]

Yes

[@meditationman4208]

I posted this somewhere else but just though it was relevant to solve the confusion. I just think there seems to be a misunderstanding between the terms 'alkaline' and 'alkalizing'. Lemon juice is not alkaline, but when your body breaks it down it creates byproducts that your body absorbs, and those byproducts just so happen to be alkaline. I also do not think that alkaline water cures diseases. I google searched 'are lemons alkaline' or something and quoted what it said. I will find the original source and link it here. To those that say something along the lines of 'your stomach produces acid so why doesn't that harm you' it's because your stomachs job is to metabolize food with the acidic digestive fluids. It is designed to be a container for that fluid and to keep it seperate from your body while filtering out and absorbing the byproducts and nutrients. Those nutrients do end up in the body and bloodstream. I hope this cleared everything up. Wish you all the best. Edit: Just thought its worth mentioning that a certain food is given a certain score based on how alkaline the byproducts are. As I've mentioned above, this kind of score is called a PRAL score. However, the score a substance gets when you test its inherent alkalinity/acidity (right on the spot, no metabolizing) is called its pH. These are different things. Also, the main purpose of keeping acidic substances from reaching your kidney is because your body has to borrow alkaline material from elsewhere in the body (i.e bones, teeth for calcium) to neutralize the acidic ones. If this happens enough this can lead to lots of health problems (i.e arthritis, other diseases possibly but I'm not 100% sure on that). This is why people say alkalizing foods can prevent various diseases. (it's not that alkalizing foods cure diseases, it's that not consuming enough alkalizing foods causes them, so the logic is that consuming alkalizing foods can restore the balance and 'cure' the diseases you have that are a direct result of not having enough alkalizing food in your system)

[@michealpersicko9531]

@@meditationman4208 Sources? You're body regulates your pH naturally so your body doesn't give a shit about what pH your food is your body's ph can reach homeostasis on it's own; you're basically full of shit and i imagine the 420 in your name isn't just a joke it's part of your "scientific process." Just eat regularly and let your body worry about taking care of it's pH and don't worry bout helping it out you'll do more damage

[@arkancer2210]

@@benart-ist2159 so you need to be high

[@snufkin4374]

Do a “Anti-Pseudoscience” series

[@farenhite4329]

Questions for science has a similar series.

[@corbeaudejugement]

there’s a channel called thunderf00t and that’s his whole thing.

[@luongmaihunggia]

@@corbeaudejugement one isn't enough. We need more.

[@ocloud7389]

Look at Myles power

[@easytooner55]

NileGreen

[@despinosasenderos2]

I once bought a berry infusion water bottle that claimed to have alkaline water in it. When I saw that I quickly turned the bottle to see the information in the back. Then I read a paragraph that said: "Do not try to measure the pH with pH stripes. An alkaline water measurement machine must be used instead".

[@Goomatora]

Citric Acid? Sorry bro acid is a scary word I'm not gonna be eating that anymore

[@IAmNumber4000]

Goomatora Dang u right. To think I been eating lysergic acid diethylamide this whole time.

[@jali4000]

Acid? Whoah. What is this? Some kind of science experiment?

[@erinmayo5170]

@@IAmNumber4000 wait LSD isn't food? I've been eating tons everyday.

[@charles8060]

Mushrooms instead

[@milokaw4193]

You should also stop taking in ascorbic acid

[@Davis38]

"Just because Sulfuric acid is not alkaline, it doesn't mean that when it enters your body it will not have an alkalizing effect"

[@zaidakbaralmuharram2984]

*Proceeds to consume sulphuric acid and starts vomiting blood*

[@nosajsamaniego4512]

Like,... he/she is not wrong though; This is semi-basic nutrition knowledge; I studied on the Registered Dietitian Track at Texas A&M University; This has been confirmed knowledge for A WHILE now; But, definitely shouldn't drink sulfuric acid straight up;

[@Davis38]

@@nosajsamaniego4512 You're right. I should drink nitric acid instead.

[@nosajsamaniego4512]

@@Davis38 I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but please don't; I like you better alive;

[@Davis38]

@@nosajsamaniego4512 Ok I am not goingto drink any acid. I'm going with bleach, instead.

[@darkmega97]

As a base rule when someone tells me something treats a bunch of very different health problems I'm just going to assume it treats absolutely nothing

[@Call-me-Al]

Especially if they claim it will cure cancer or autism.

[@Ninetails2000]

@@Call-me-Al Or they try and imply that the hot button diseases of the week wouldn't exist for those who use it.

[@Call-me-Al]

@@Ninetails2000 like how drinking colloidal silver will magically kill all covid-19.

[@theoverseer393]

if there's only benefits, it's probably a sham

[@lorena3528]

"base" rule heheheh

[@JordiVanderwaal]

I love how 6 years ago Nigel felt like he needed to explain that "alkaline water doesn't cure anything" joke to his audience. But after that, he was very sarcastic for the rest of the video. Love his humour.

[@varghesegeorge7250]

🎉die dragons die

[@nilnileer]

I agree

[@ELMASCARILLA]

I think this is the most passive-aggresive video I've ever seen

[@intraterrestrial5035]

Yea, nile just doesn't want to eat vegetables 🤣

[@Mr371312]

Ah yes my -bleach- alkaline enema got rid of all my -intestinal lining- acid demons inside me.

[@BenjaminPeterParker]

Very underrated comment

[@superchroma]

Make sure to follow up with another one with soy sauce to restore beneficial salts to the body.

[@net343]

I think people actually spray their anuses with bleach

[@net343]

@starshipeleven wtf is wrong with humanity

[@Sandux930]

Now all my poops are a healthy cherry red 👍🏻

[@Demonic_Tang]

The intense sarcasm made me immediately fall in love with this channel

[@heyjohnsmith]

I wish NileBlue starts back making this debunked series. The amount of lies in this world is growing crazy.. Especially with all these new types of cure-all miracle diets

[@lynniewood]

Most of them are just expensive eating disorders

[@ARCHIVED9610]

@@lynniewoodYeaa

[@AzngameFreak03]

You start to question these things when the government lies extensively. For example cannabis and pyslocibin mushrooms. Both were claimed to be too dangerous for study but the more people use them they see their mental instability wash away and a calming silence when partaking either before or after.

[@Marcells44]

"To do this, I opened up Google and I made a quick search" (1:58) I LOVE how this sounds exactly as when you're describing your experiments. The tone is perfect.

[@alexschrijnemaekers8067]

How to detox like a boss: 1: Have a liver. 2: Have at least 1 kidney. 3: Enjoy!

[@themax2848]

instructions unclear i sold all my kidneys, livers, hearts, stomachs and left leg, help please

[@catalinbadalan4463]

Instructions unclear, just donated my heart on account is not needed.

[@indecisivecountdooku1340]

@@themax2848 just grow new ones you should have at least 1 stem cell to do it wait-

[@farLander1]

One kidney gang

[@noodlelynoodle.]

Shiiiit I've got 2 whole kidneys I might need to sell one

[@momozuke2757]

My Chemistry professor’s response to this fad: “if you pee in the ocean does it raise the pH? Some people will say yes, and let them pay for expensive alkaline water.”

[@jjnn2]

Urine is acidic, so one could say that urine will raise the pH of the ocean, because you're adding more acidic stuff to it. However, because the amount of urine is small compared to the entire ocean, the pH will only change by a fraction of a fraction, if at all. Another way to think about it is "if you put soda in the ocean, will the ocean turn into soda?" Obviously no, because that's not how it works. Same principle with acid

[@underscoredfrisk]

@@jjnn2 Gotcha. As a prank I shall piss in the ocean so the ocean turns into piss

[@Crazylom]

@@underscoredfrisk I mean, it is not only piss already, but a soup. Piss soup, if you will. "TASTE THE OCEAN, FCKER!"

[@PlayboyKeon]

@@Crazylom the forbidden pee n poo stew

[@insignificantduck313]

What the sweet and sour fuck are these replies

[@noahrichardson691]

I have had Type 1 Diabetes for 7 years and I'm very impressed to see someone understand and explain it accurately

[@graceduong815]

my parents recently bought a $700 water alkalizer 😔 these companies are taking advantage of fear from the virus

[@asentientmonkey4860]

R.I.P the $700

[@casey-capri2914]

My mother in law sells them for a living.... she is poor and will end up having to live with me. I have alkaline water.

[@wejvi32]

At least it's not something dangerous like other psuedoscience methods. And I gotta say, alkaline water has a pretty refreshing flavour. Still a massive waste of money.

[@karrinechiu5397]

One of my mother's friend made a big fortune out of selling these water alkalizers. Like tens of thousands of USD per month. They claims that soda and acidic food is bad, and alkaline water is good. And the alkalizer also make acidic (ph 2-3) or super alkaline (like ph 9-10) water, which can be used instead of artificial cleaning agents. At least it's what they say.

[@hazeld8016]

@@karrinechiu5397 when you sell a machine that makes disinfectant and proceed to drink it💀

[@Dremekeks]

2:10 - *_"It's at a very reasonable price of $1500. At first it might seem like $1500 is a lot of money, but you have to remember it cures EVERYTHING, so in the end it's a pretty good bargain."_*

[@shade7033]

This line right here made me think this dropped on april 1st

[@JeffLeonard0]

That's exactly what I was thinking only 8 months later!!!! Creepy! Its like you predicted the future! Still not gonna read the comments or finish the video. Got a bit past 2:10 and couldn't wait a second more to get healthy.

[@thalanoth]

@@JeffLeonard0 he was being sarcastic o.o

[@JeffLeonard0]

@@thalanoth Yeah, right! I know what you are up to! You just want all the machines for yourself! I'll beat you at your own game and buy them all myself!!!!

[@thalanoth]

@@JeffLeonard0 Illuminati out to reveal my secrets!!

[@josephfield3817]

You have no clue how much this stuff makes my blood boil! I’m a Type One Diabetic, and you have no clue how may times people have tried to force me into fad diets saying that “it’s a cure”! I love your videos, and thanks for looking out for people like us!

[@QT-JME]

For those watching in 2022 like me, there have been some updates on how extracellular acidity from that lactic acid waste prevents our anti-tumor immune cells from doing their job and making tumorous cells undergo cell death. It seems to be a defense mechanism of the T cells to stop themselves from denaturing due to excess acidity, as well as a way to stop these T cells from attacking non-harmful cells. The excess protons from the acid cause a GPCR signaling cascade leading to a ligand binding to these T cells that prevents them from acting. However, tumor-bearing mice given sodium bicarbonate had a decreased expression of this ligand and more neutralization of tumor tissue. That's just one large study from 2020 though. That's not to say any of these crazy claims Nile shows in the video are right. They're WAY out of left field, far from the science that's actually related to acidity and cancer. But I figured I'd share this tidbit I happened to find for a class project! Fuck pseudoscience. Source: “Extracellular acidity in tumor tissue upregulates programmed cell death protein 1 expression on tumor cells via proton-sensing G protein-coupled receptors", by Mori et al., 2020.

[@aquaintsound]

Ooh neat! Thanks for adding additional context with a cited source!

[@gustavogodoy9626]

Detoxx defendants be like: I drank this, sent a sample of my blood and my doctor said "Your baldness is totally cured" and then everyone stood up and clapped in celebration

[@HerrWayne45]

"my penis tripled in size afterwards and I am chadly enough to make women instantly orgasm upon seeing me"

[@AlleeCatBlues]

We're apparently going back to balancing our humours except now it sounds sciency

[@MothCreature13]

Yeah I thought about the alkaline diet thing when I was reading some medieval treatments for illnesses based on humors.

[@instagib783]

Now that you mention it, chemtrails sounds just like Black Death miasma.

[@MothCreature13]

@@instagib783 or miasma in general. It was blamed for a bunch of things

[@evie5375]

LMAO YOU'RE RIGHT

[@raziasultana5222]

Lmao the pseudoscience scientists are evolving, just backwards

[@purehatredandevil]

“And the reason being is because alkali water...increases, uh decreases, the cholestercides of the water molecule, and it's able to penetrate... and distill out... this red raspberry actual... uh, herb”

[@brokebloke5834]

*cluster size...... not that your going to look at a reply on a 2 year old comment

[@daveb5041]

@@nickelchlorine2753It does reduce cluster size though. Duh.

[@cnasper1]

@@brokebloke5834 clustersize of a solvent. YUP! sounds legit!

[@gustavgnoettgen]

Uh, herb 😂

[@tobsmonster2]

I thought you were just poking fun, but this is an actual quote :o. Gotta make money somehow I suppose

[@timchallenge]

Alkaline water has actually been a life saver for me. Not because of it has magic healing properties, but because it neutralizes excess acid in the stomach which has massively helped with my heart burn.

[@pswanberg1]

Take an antacid. Its the same chemistry, but not retarded.

[@timchallenge]

@@pswanberg1 or I could just drink alkaline water, it's the same chemistry, but I don't have to carry around antacids

[@G.A.C_Preserve]

@@timchallenge just drink regular water

[@timchallenge]

@@G.A.C_Preserve or I could just drink alkaline water, it's harmless and the exact same price as normal bottled water. Y'all act like alkaline water is poisonous. If I'm going to take bottled water with me to work anyway, it's no more harmful or expensive to just grab the high pH stuff. Get a grip people!

[@loaf8506]

Sawbones did a lovely episode on this. They explained that this whole "acidic foods are alkalizing" came from a study that showed the urine of people who consumed more acidic foods was more basic bc the body has to counteract the acidity in order to maintain the extremely specific ph we need to live. I think the original study had something to do with kidney stones, but grifters gonna grift i guess

[@Call-me-Al]

All I know is that goats are given salmiak when they keep getting kidney stones, which is delightfully adorable

[@NothingXemnas]

Metabolic acidosis can prevent the formation of kidney stones if you have a tendency of having ones composed of calcium oxalate, which is soluble in acidic urine. But that is really the only benefit of manipulating urine pH, because in the end, our body is a pH controlling masterpiece.

[@RBuckminsterFuller]

No wonder my chemistry career didn't go very far, I didn't realize acids were alkaliZING!

[@atourdeforce]

In some cases they are, citrus and citric acid are metabolized to an alkaline form in the body. So as confusing as it might look to eat acidic fruit and expect it to be alkaline it actually is. This is one thing that's 100% true.

[@RBuckminsterFuller]

@@atourdeforce The very definition of an acid is a molecule which likes to give away hydrogen. If it no longer has a hydrogen to give away then it is no longer an acid. If something sour becomes a base then it's only because a different molecule received that hydrogen and became an acid. For a reaction with an organic carboxylic acid (such as citric acid), the formula goes -COOH + B(-) -> -COO- + A(+). In this case, the citric acid turns into citrate and the whole system becomes more acidic.

[@atourdeforce]

@@RBuckminsterFuller Yes and that citrate is what has an alkalizing effect on the body. Like what exactly are you trying to say here? Are you trying to tell me I wrong?

[@RBuckminsterFuller]

@@atourdeforce The citrate does not increase net pH because it was created through the donation of a hydrogen to the system (your body). In order to convert citrate back to citric acid it would need to take that hydrogen back and you would end up with no net change. This does not happen because of the chemical equilibrium. Regardless, the only thing you need to know is that adding acid to a solution will lower pH, making it ACIDIC. There are no exceptions.

[@atourdeforce]

@@RBuckminsterFuller I love the way you think I dont know this. Except we are not adding acid to a solution we are metabolising it in the human body, also it's not just any acid. I suggest you go study it a little because I know what I'm talking about, I'm a Doctor of Medicine.

[@Joemama-rt4vi]

Not even kidding I got an ad for “holy water” which will “rebirth me not only spiritually, but also physically”

[@milesvalerius8423]

Peter Popoff by any chance?

[@whyisblue923taken]

Must be alkalized by holy lemons.

[@Arcanefungus]

Oooh, that sounds like a juicy lawsuit🤣

[@average-neco-arc-enjoyer]

_that's right! contained within this hole water is the nececary technology to create an artificial womb & rebirth you!_

[@dwellerinblack7816]

Gonna rebirth myself out of my own anus thanks to holy water.

[@dylanramsdell2362]

This is the best/funniest video on KZbin!! The fact you did this video without being condescending or laughing blows my mind. So funny just for that reason alone. It's genius cause it's a legit learning experience. you took something ignorant and turned it on its head and made something really informative out of it.

[@mathyou9]

“The likelihood that a person uses the word ‘toxin’ correlates strongly with how much chemistry the person does *not* know.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson

[@elyesgrati]

did he really say that?

[@elyesgrati]

@@mathyou9 ok he did say it, sorry

[@mathyou9]

Hey, no need to apologize. You asked a valid question, and I answered that question. :-)

[@spvillano]

The irony in nature is, most of our antibiotics and our statin drugs are based on bacterial or fungal toxins. Of course, nature does irony well, just look at the platypus, the DNA matches if features in that it has bird, reptile and mammalian genes. Nature punked our scientists!

[@turboretard9555]

I can't dispute the quote, but Tyson's superior attitude is nevertheless grating as usual.

[@jalexoneschanel1356]

I remember making hibiscus tea once from the raw dried flowers and it came out EXTREMELY acidic, and I thought with my middle school chemistry brain that if I put a little bit of baking soda in, it would cut the acid without affecting the taste too much. THEN it turned BLACK and I was so shaken that I just threw that batch out and made another one.

[@NoriMori1992]

Now I want NileRed to perform this experiment and see what the black stuff actually is!

[@underscoredfrisk]

hmm interesting

[@mpk6664]

Are you sure it was baking soda and not piranha solution?

[@BBWahoo]

Of course you had a middle school chemistry brain, a true chemistry Master would've drank the batch and written down the results

[@Fred_the_1996]

@@BBWahoo don't forget the glycerol and nitric acid

[@SepiaSepiaKR]

"Alkaline diets and alkaline water cure cancer and AIDS" Damn, antacid companies should update their marketing strategies then.

[@darrenn897]

In alot of antacids they contain bicarb soda ..like alka seltzer

[@atnosh306]

The only major benefit I think is helping neutralize stomach acid, which Americans have tons and tons of issues with. So many people have acid reflux and I think it's the best actual health benefit, if you're one of those people

[@bradhhaan]

Yes, odd he doesn't mention this. I had no idea about all this pusedo science I drink it the day before a race because it makes my stomach feel slightly better. I am constantly battling acid reflux, certainly not a complete cure but helps some

[@crazybeatrice4555]

You: Lv 1 Water Sipper Me: Lv 30 Alkaline H2O Connoisseur

[@drinkyourwater1039]

Level 100: *Hydro Homie*

[@Reragi]

Level 1000: *_Aqua Assimilator_*

[@rogueanuerz]

level 3000: Alkalized Hydric Acid

[@themax2848]

level 6900: Bleach

[@mrpoopo2320]

Level 9000+: learn to alliterate. Any further levels need not apply

[@ahammer1838]

Alkaline water: “balances the pH of your body” Bicarbonate buffer system: “am I a joke to you?”

[@merchitown]

THANK you!!

[@jgurtz]

I remember learning about this in sophmore human biology class!

[@elena6516]

but what if your bicarbonate buffer system is not working properly? Did you skip over 9:05 - 11:07?

[@jgurtz]

@@elena6516 Then you should see a doctor, an M.D. who's completed medical school, an evidence-based practice

[@elena6516]

@@jgurtz yes, my point is that our intrinsic physiological systems fail, hence the need for MDs who have completed evidence-based medical school. In the latter half of the video, Mr. Nile Blue cites evidence-based research regarding cancer thriving in an acidic environment and how our natural, healthy biochemistry can be disrupted as our acid-base balance system works hard to compensate for an overly acidic diet. There are only two claims refuted in this video: that an acidic or alkaline diet directly alters blood pH, and that an alkaline diet is a panacea for all ailments. Keep in mind also that doctors are people, and people make mistakes. Therefore, no doctor is infallible by way of their status.

[@somniad]

This is by far the best kind of debunking video. you're not here to talk about a specific person making a specific argument, and I come out understanding the subject matter better. I wish it was all like this.

[@anhydrouswater]

I don't buy into wild health fads but have read a tiny bit about kidney stones and work in the citrus industry. Pulled this from pubmed "Citrus juices are rich sources of citrate. Oral citrate is absorbed in the intestine and nearly completely metabolized to bicarbonate, providing an alkali load"

[@Fede_uyz]

Whenever people say "x kills y" in vitro, i love to remind them that so does a molotov coctail

[@LeoMajors]

"Whenever an article comes out saying 'x kills cancer cells in a petri dish', remember: so does a handgun." -XKCD Comics

[@xenockz]

damn i hate it when my water gets too acidic and starts to curdle

[@bottledanger4999]

I drink vodka and gain super strength. Super confidence. I also seem to know more about people than they know about them selfs.

[@ka9d00d3]

Are you Rasputin?

[@bottledanger4999]

Jotaro Kujo no I’m something much worse... an alcoholic

[@dio3027]

@@ka9d00d3 Jotaro.

[@ka9d00d3]

DIO!

[@dio3027]

Oh, you're replying to me? Instead of watching dolphin videos, you've decided to talk to me.

[@nathangamble125]

My guess about lemon being "alkalizing" is that it contains potassium, which is an alkali metal, and they don't understand that this doesn't mean it makes things alkaline.

[@fatman9644]

NileRed: "Diet DOES NOT alter blood pH" Me: *laughs in methanol overdose

[@mathdesm9306]

F

[@petergoestohollywood382]

F

[@brodun_]

F

[@soapegg]

F

[@theoceanic4664]

He said diet

[@ashleynoble2880]

These things are terrifying when people are taken advantage of and they stop taking their medication.

[@patricksarama4963]

I just inhale my own farts as medication

[@NerdyRulerz]

@@patricksarama4963 but does it cure nuclear fallout?

[@Blackholebirb]

@@NerdyRulerz I tried it, it actually brought my pet goldfish back from the dead too, truly groundbreaking stuff

[@NerdyRulerz]

@@Blackholebirb oh wow

[@Blackholebirb]

@@NerdyRulerz I know, I'm just as surprised

[@orchdork775]

I saw an old friend on facebook advocating for rectal oxygen therapy to treat covid and other diseases. I just want to know how this idea even got started. Someone had to have put pure oxygen up their ass and then noticed that it made them feel better 😂😭

[@devindesilva123]

Goddammit here take my upvote

[@trickvro]

Or some charlatan came up with the idea to scam people, and your friend got suckered in... These alt-med types are a real scourge.

[@jamdad13]

*Spark* - ass go boom!

[@addyshorhnr3544]

I think I also read that putting drinking alcohol up there makes you get drunk faster. I think this is what caused that thought process

[@Bulldog23636]

I swear some of these theories along with conspiracies just start off as 4chan trolls that people take seriously.

[@chraman169]

It really has one big effect that no one talks about: It helps against heartburn. A lot

[@akiramado9198]

I drank it for quite a long time I did find d it hydrating. For some reason I dont hydrate well regardless of how much I drink.

[@MortimerZabi]

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. The lesson: Bullshit can get you far but won't let you stay there. Snake oil is similar.

[@Reno17]

@Hand Grabbing Fruits m

[@bobohunter1776]

Great analogy except turkeys can fly pretty well.

[@MortimerZabi]

@@bobohunter1776 He was tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk. :P

[@geoffreylincicome7298]

its been 2 years later since you made this comment. Thats a damn good analogy.

[@legoworks-cg5hk]

@@bobohunter1776 this is exactly why it’s a good analogy’s for alkaline water, since your body is perfectly capable on its own

[@liagibasiyseehcd8843]

Hello! Biology student here. I saw the part about lactic acid and can't help but interject: Lactic acid is actually a by-product of anaerobic respiration, which is what cells do to release energy when the oxygen supply cannot meet the demand (our muscles cells actually do this a lot when we exercise, which is why our muscles will feel sore after prolonged exercise. It's the accumulation of lactic acid in the tissue fluid) Anyways, since cancer cells are a lot more active than most other cells (cause they divide uncontrollably), their oxygen demand is usually much higher than normal cells, which means they will use anaerobic respiration to release energy, producing lactic acid as a by-product. The part where lactic acid promotes growth of blood vessels is actually true for *all other cells* as well, since having lactic acid in tissue fluid means the cells there aren't getting enough oxygen, and it triggers angiogenesis, which literally means forming new blood vessels. The thing is, lactic acid isn't even the major chemical signal that cancers use to promote growth of new blood vessels, so, *shrugs* Holy moly this was a long comment. Anyway I hope whoever reads this can learn something new :)

[@med8615]

thank you for this!

[@citywitt3202]

A friend was saying they go for oxygen treatment, involves breathing oxygen from a tube for a set amount of time, they said everyone should do it. Thinking about this lactic acid cancer connection really makes me want to research this further.

[@aurelia8028]

no body cares about you being a biology student. fuck off

[@damnson4491]

and what is the major chemical signal to produce cancer cells?

[@smellthel]

I love how you actually prove them wrong instead of just saying they’re wrong

[@granthurlburt4062]

12:01 "Every doctor in the world w. 20+ yrs of experience knows cases of spontaneous healing" so therefore"an alkaline diet will cure cancer in 2-16 weeks, sometimes in minutes". How does the first statement in any way support the second?

[@189643478]

The dude at the end opened my eyes. We are being tricked by the chemical industry in buying hexane, DCM,... Thanks to alkaline water I can now even perform Grignard reactions in water :)

[@michaelvasquez7961]

"after hearing it could take me to the next level, I was interested" same bro.

[@danielwood6168]

This is one of best hidden gems on the internet.

[@hgbugalou]

"Detox your body" What if I told you, you have organs dedicated to doing this and they work all the time. As a bonus they are free!

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

im actually going to check out dialasis on a healthy body and look into how that with oxygenated blood infusions in one sitting can help health i like my filter organs, why not get some help by outsourcing?

[@rich1051414]

@@VincentGonzalezVeg Dialysis is less effective than healthy kidneys, it is just if they aren't working, you die... pretty fast. It is better than nothing at all, pointless with healthy kidneys. You aren't going to 'lighten their load', they just do what they do all the time. When toxins get concentrated in the kidneys to the point they shut down... THEN you have a problem. That shouldn't happen unless the kidneys are malfunctioning, you get poisoned, or you have another underlying illness than floods your body with toxins. Since you are healthy enough to type your comment, it is safe to say your kidneys are nowhere near overloaded with toxins, so dialysis will do nothing at all for you. When you start looking like a Simpsons character... then it might be a good time to look into it :)

[@Seriouskai]

@@VincentGonzalezVeg Fun fact, you only need about half of one kidney for everyday normal filtration. They're that effective. Results may vary from person to person obviously within some ranges, but not too much. So one full kidney is definitely good enough for a healthy life. 2 is just having a backup :P

[@salsamancer]

@@Seriouskai that seems wrong, why would we have two kidneys if we didn't need them? Why don't we have backups of other important organs like the liver and the brain?

[@Seriouskai]

@@salsamancer I'm not sure why, just spreading what I got taught at some point. I cant swear I'm right or anything, probably need to find more studies before I can do that but I mean, you can definitely live fine with just one so I don't think it's too far out either. Keep in mind it's been about 10 years since I went to school last too, could be outdated info by now. My personal guess though? I think in the future we won't have two kidneys, like everything in our body we no longer use it will probably slowly fade away generation by generation, there's already plenty of things like that in our body. Like that colon thing, I don't know the english name for it, blindtarmen. Appendix? The thing that can burst and hurt/kill but it serves no purpose at all that we know of.

[@audreyhunter6099]

The idea of “next level digestion” is… terrifying

[@TapthatZhopa]

You should make more “debunking junk science” video. Great job!

[@chaoticinflation5766]

My favorite thing to do whenever I hear people talking about some food/supplement removing “toxins” is to just ask them to elaborate and be *very* specific on how exactly it ~detoxes~ you. It’s always fun to see their arguments fall apart instantly lmao

[@alansmithee419]

It's got to the point where if I hear the words "Natural" or "Detox" I just die a little inside. I recently came across red light therapy which supposedly gives energy to your body because the low wavelength light can penetrate deep into your skin and reach more of your cells. Because humans can photosynthesise, right? The weirdest thing is, every part of that first sentence is correct other than the giving energy part (and even if it could, how would it help? We eat and breathe to get energy). There are even forms of light therapy that *do* help with certain things, most commonly SAD (seasonal affective disorder, which ironically given the acronym, is a kind of depression which occurs seasonally in those who otherwise are fine). Edit: could people maybe stop explaining to the person who said there are forms of light therapy that work (i.e. me) that there are forms of light therapy that work? I do not need examples, I already know about them, hence I was able to say that they exist.

[@jalexoneschanel1356]

the protein complexes responsible for producing vitamin D: am I a joke to you

[@alansmithee419]

@@jalexoneschanel1356 red light doesn't help produce vitamin D. In fact you need the opposite end of the spectrum for that: UV light (UVB to be more specific). Though I get what you mean. I suppose that's technically a form of photosynthesis.

[@jakecase7225]

I leave my led lights on red at night. Is that why I can never sleep? Its giving me too much energy?

[@alansmithee419]

@@jakecase7225 must be. You need to use blue light - won't penetrate a thing.

[@mallosteric]

Ikr I hate when it's like * juuust* a bit off. Like, narrow band red light exposure can somewhat increase melatonin production, which potentially helps with sleep, which I guess could help with your "energy". But pushing it as a healthier alternative to just like, taking a melatonin supplement if you have a legit deficiency is totally nuts.

[@unleet-e1r]

Worth mentioning that in sufficiently advanced cases of type 2 diabetes, pancreatic beta cells start to "burn out" and die from trying to push out insulin faster to overcome the body's insulin resistance. So, someone who has been type 2 for long enough might eventually produce as little insulin as a type 1 diabetic. This does generally take years, or even decades of poor glucose control, though.

[@whoisjohnwick]

silly betas, keep that beta shit away from me, alpha males only

[@carlinianam0s]

"EWWW MATH" - made me laugh. I love this channel

[@devindesilva123]

Same 😂

[@karissaacosta8323]

as much as I love nile’s more serious/research-y/experiment videos, I absolutely adore this comedic break in the channel

[@EvenTheDogAgrees]

From the description: "This video took me forever to make.". Well, it also took forever to make it into my recommendations list. But it was worth it. ;)

[@lifeisbeautiful015]

Sad thing is there will be people who would still deny this and say "do your own research ".

[@WolfireGaming]

"$1,500 is a lot of money" "CDN$" That's, like, $5.75 in FREEDOM DOLLARS.

[@loldank7855]

Thats 1.05 british sterling

[@HoundXXII]

More like 3.50

[@__prometheus__]

WolfireGaming Freedom Dollars for the win

[@TheBreakCrush]

Freedom dollars aren't free, slaved by debt.

[@Whatinthemethanphetamine]

WolfireGaming what you guys aren’t using Chinese money yet?

[@heyitsfae3538]

"MOTHER OF GOD, THERE IS DIABETES EVERYWHERE" I love this channel

[@heyitsfae3538]

@None I drew it lol

[@heyitsfae3538]

@None Oh I reply to replies lol

[@heyitsfae3538]

@None Why thank you! I'm not really interested in animation anymore, but that's very good advice

[@brayden2983]

6:24 "In the End It is just Pointless and a waste of time. But at least it can be a cheep waste of time" Quote Of the Year

[@korygurman6638]

Anyone else have the “dangerous book for boys” growing up? I swear there was a recipe for lemon soda that was baking soda and lemon juice in water. Edit: also i love alkaline water simply for the taste and mouth feel but in no way did drinking it stop bladder cancer from popping up

[@biped8500]

That book also has my favourite paper airplane instructions

[@igameidoresearchtoo6511]

Actually there is a reaction between baking soda and citric acid which is well known to enhance muscle fatigue for short periods of time (a few minutes) and its because baking soda and citric acid react to form sodium citrate and CO2, and sodium citrate is what enhances muscle fatigue and aids in spending that last bit of energy in the gym but it’s also dangerous if too much is consumed. Basically lemon soda isn’t nonsense, also it aids in dental health because it neutralizes the acids that bacteria make between teeth that can damage teeth.

[@MrCrazyChemist]

Credible, proven science and memes. This is epic

[@aerojetrocketdyners-2538]

Holy its fookin ben shapiro

[@spootymaniacs]

@@aerojetrocketdyners-2538 Not sure about that one chief

[@Kaelygon]

Just add alkaline batteries into your drinking water!

[@Mikeological]

0:51 “hair starts to grow a bit more” hairline in the stratosphere

[@trickvro]

😂😂😂

[@hypnosstratagem1277]

Please do more of these. I enjoyed this so much.

[@NileBlue]

I really want to, but right now it just isn't financially feasible. I am going to start working harder on this channel though, and if it gets bigger I will be able to make more. For now though, I am going to be adding to this channel, but it will shorter videos. This took me like 3-4 days to make.

[@hypnosstratagem1277]

NileRed2 Understandable. The video was very well researched and very interesting to watch. Thank you for your time regardless.

[@poppyrendall847]

The sarcasm is strong with this one

[@NileBlue]

+Poppy Rendall haha I try

[@gabesreef]

This was the most sarcastic video ever. You have no idea how much i appreciate this

[@willyjum]

My philosophy professor mentioned this problem. Some people nowadays are so used to allowing paradoxes and contradictions into their life that they'll start to believe anything even if it goes against common sense. He also talked about how some people like to take a small, relative truth that's nuanced and conditioner and stretch it and claim it to be an absolute truth. Conspiracy theorists, Gwyneth Paltrow, health influencers, they're all people who took a small truth and decided to stretch it without fully understanding it and lead their lives around it.

[@paulsaves7816]

Zeno be like "motion is impossible". It's all but a conspiracy theory !

[@pinkduck4782]

How 2 detox: -Piss -Crap -Breathe -Enjoy Edit: stop talking about water in the replies, water filters are needed in places that have dirty water. You have pharmaceuticals in your water? Suck it up piss baby, just piss the bad stuff out, you’ll be fine.

[@gooftree.7042]

Also, use a water filter to eliminate pharmaceutical waste found in tap water, buy organic food and use cosmetics with as much natural ingredients as possible.

[@axelnils]

@@gooftree.7042 No

[@gooftree.7042]

@@axelnils ‘Your Pee Is Pollution’ kzbin.info/www/bejne/hIrWipiafbN9nbs. this is why a water filter is a must. Roundup, a common pesticide in the US, is carcinogenic and most synthetic ingredients found in cosmetics can irritate your skin or accumulate in your body.

[@hat1324]

@@gooftree.7042 Water filtration is potentially beneficial depending on where you live. Organic food has debatable benefits related to pesticide, but the GMO arguments are a bit questionable. "Natural ingredients" is a phrase I don't like much, if I distill citric acid from an orange, is it still natural?

[@gooftree.7042]

@@hat1324 Water filtration is beneficial everywhere, I'm sorry to disappoint you. Could you name a country or a place whose people don't take antibiotics, antidepressants, birth control and/or other medicine which is then excreted in the urine and whose wastewater treatment relies on distillation or algae to get rid of this pharmaceutical residue? Only distillation could completely purify the water, so water filtration is beneficial everywhere. As for GMO and pesticides, I think you should definitely watch this video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2e2lnSVf5uCrJo and check out the links referring to the trial put in the description of the aforementioned video. And also this video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6jGfXyLmcSKn7s according to which studies of the safety of glyphosate weren't done for long enough. Also, there are hand-made cosmetics available which use only natural ingredients. However, I do realise that not everyone can have access to this kind of cosmetics, so the phrase I should have used is non-irritant and non-disruptive (I'm referring to the endocrine system here) ingredients.

[@Sentinalh]

Great video, loved the humorous style. Keep it up!

[@amesville]

Love this. I had a client who was convinced alkaline water was going to cure her cancer. Please note the past tense - it didn't.

[@DefaultCat343]

Oh Ok

[@fahkyew7776]

RIP

[@intelchip_x86]

dont tell me the client actually died, please

[@softbean123]

"after hearing that it could take me to the next level, i was interested" oh god... nile becoming next level is a thought that genuinely scares me. he's already chaotic enough...

[@catoverlords9560]

I will say this: alkaline water has, at least in my experience, a better neutralising effect on acid reflux and heartburn than standard water with a pH of 7.0. Obviously, this effect is very short lived but it does soothe heartburn - not cure it though!

[@RamseyKilani]

I was thinking it should help for this, but not sure if it's enough to do anything.

[@anderpanders6210]

It is. Many common heartburn medications are just alkaline pills. You can also drink baking soda water for heartburn, but that's pretty salty so kinda bad for you. The other type of heartburn medication is proton pump inhibitors, which inhibit the production of stomach acid. This is commonly used for more chronic type of heartburn

[@ThisBitchHere]

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