Nimesh Patel teaches you how to get RICH | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 118

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[@nuvourldorda6084]

multigender bathrooms are crazy cus how you gonna rub one out at work?

[@Gluttonforpeace]

Nimesh has the most satisfying bro energy. Like he's not even weird at all, he just appreciates and laughs at all the weirdness. I feel like I could tell him how fucked up and stupid I am and he would get a genuine kick out of it and it wouldn't get awkward.

[@nickg1743]

He's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool

[@pulse3554]

That’s what happens when Asians grow up in communities without a white majority who’ll do typical white people shit and bully the minority

[@tacticalturtleneck]

Love chrissy in the tactical turtleneck.

[@WalkDaGutters]

The Tacticalneck

[@oceanresq]

LANNNAAAA!!!!!!!

[@twistedfocus]

One major flaw… He needs a pocket in the front to store his night vision goggles. 😂

[@Thallmador]

TT Chrissy

[@Darko1324]

Chrissy tactics?

[@stormbreak13]

"it's like, you could just take money, you could just take money from uh ya know, whatever account, and put it into something with more interest rates"- true articulate financial advice

[@nickthomas7193]

Bruh I know 😂

[@theovonmiller7811]

He sounds like every college kid after watching wolf of wall streer

[@DeclanDurcan]

Seeing Nimesh crack up is great. These guys would be pretty funny on a regular podcast together.

[@TheMsJulioooo]

I love how Chris will say "cut this out" and pimpy never does

[@colebrooks5577]

Pimpy’s for the people

[@enrig94]

Chrissy channeling his inner Steve Jobs with the fit🔥 Nimesh channeling his inner Akaash

[@marcusrusso6130]

Love Nimesh for some he is new but I've been on him for a min now! Chrissy, just watched super retro max or whatever and I got you a new fan in my wife. she loves Chrissy wissy

[@nickb9379]

Legit found out about being preferring carbonated water to soda this year. Wild Chrissy Carbonation brought this up too

[@jennygagne9099]

Oh my gosh same

[@ozzysgarage]

36:00 Chris, if you have very basic Excel knowledge, you can EASILY manage this yourself. Keep in mind that just like investments compound for you, fees compound AGAINST you. 1% is a little steep, and most of the time advisors constantly buy and sell equities that also hurt you in the form of taxes (realized gains). 1% doesn't sound like much, but over time, it will wipe out a significant chunk of your portfolio. You're certainly smart enough to manage this all yourself and I always tell my clients to keep things simple! I'd be happy to recommend some books on these concepts, or even talk about it. All the best!!!

[@OCmenacemafia]

Could you drop a couple of books in the comments?

[@ozzysgarage]

@@OCmenacemafia I’ve listed these in order of easiest to more difficult. Hope it helps whoever is reading this! 1. The Little Book of Common Sense Investing- John C. Bogle (Founder of Vanguard) 2. A Random Walk Down Wall Street- Burton G. Malkiel 3. The Essays of Warren Buffett: Lessons for Corporate America- Lawrence A. Cunningham (One of the greatest investors of all time constantly has recommended ONE investment in several of his annual reports for the general public) 4. The Four Pillars of Investing: Lessons for Building a Winning Portfolio- William Bernstein 5. The Intelligent Investor- Benjamin Graham (Columbia University professor and Buffett’s mentor. This one is NOT an easy read for someone new to finance/investing but the concepts are phenomenal. I’ve personally read it twice and I still take something new from it)

[@toneriggz]

I should’ve been a comic. When I was in high school, right after 9/11, one of my classmates recreated the WTC for art class. Those towers were pretty big. My first instinct was to throw paper planes at it. Absolutely horrible but made me chuckle inside.

[@jazzprincemusic]

Who remembers Chrissy sending stray shots at Nimesh on HH😂😂

[@deibtryin]

Link please

[@augusts1]

Love me some Nimesh. Been a fan since '00. Great pairing of you two.

[@jpierce2l33t]

That's so awesome Alex! Seeing how excited you get about this (I'm equally excited for you) is truly wholesome man!

[@sk8b1rd]

Chris try a spring loaded door for the fence on your pool it’ll help and make sure it’s closed all the time

[@ModernBobs]

Sick I love when comedians talk about money

[@ceetee007]

Chris called H Foley “Hank” 😂 @12:38

[@taylorshawhydroponic7332]

lol this starts with country singing and the ad i skipped was country singing ford shit i believe 😂 idk what it was for. Chrissy figured out the algorithm 😂

[@jsteve3556]

Nimesh my muzzie from a different cuzzie!!! How could this not be a banger

[@yoitsvic1126]

“It’s got a little drool on it but whatever…” fuckin dying bro😂

[@YourFriendly8]

Chrissy is giving Steve Jobs vibes in this Ep!

[@KingKord311]

We’ve got Chrissy Jobs on this episode with that turtleneck 😂

[@bulldoze76]

That “profit/sharktank”comedian business show you guys talked about could be called “Funny Business”

[@brendandoss6355]

Turtle necks and rose colored lenses - Chrissy Fashionista is taking it to a new level 😀

[@melissabrookedehart]

The new calls segment is gold. 👏👏👏

[@TheRich081]

By this time next year Chris is going to become Chrissy "Rothchilds"

[@Xicano414]

Love these always relevant epi wepis! Some based on current events (or in your case 3-4 weeks old news if prerecorded lol) have an incredibly short shelf life!

[@jakesmall3454]

Love the voicemail segments!

[@TheTurtlesrockz]

Love chrissy! Keep being you! love him for him!

[@PatSmith-eu3ig]

Mic checks before rolling, nope 😂

[@EXRICHEX]

Chrissy watched one finance video and all of a sudden he's Chrissy Stonks

[@typhoonf6]

The WEPA episode with Chris joking that Nimesh must've been doing a show in Lebanon after the explosion is still one of the funniest things I've heard 😅

[@2mis2TL86]

You can tell Nimesh really thinks Chris is funny😂

[@smoknloudbluntsslb3385]

Chrissy stole the rocks outfit for this episode !!! Makin moves 😂 Thank you for being you brother !!!!

[@gorgejung307]

The Rock stole it from Nino Brown

[@Fiedly7091]

Nimesh laugh solves all my problems.

[@shovelface6874]

I gotta say I think new New Yorkers kinda cope on how nice so cal is when ur not in la all the time.:. It’s beautiful af

[@reallyjan5850]

Their chemistry is great to watch

[@vestiaryv23]

Just as my last pod ended Chrissy pops up. 🎉🎉🎉

[@endoflighttv]

0:10 I’ve never clicked off a video faster 😂

[@kngtrdr_]

I had completely forgotten about Drews show. The last time it came up was when she had Tom Green on as a really interesting reuniting.

[@mariesj13]

Missing Titi throwing that money!

[@abochelopr]

HR is the world now, is the TRUESTEST statement ever made.

[@brandonleestrain]

I’m stoked my question was on here! Thanks! -Bee

[@jperry3508]

Hangs with Stavvy at the Knicks game and BAM!! Chaos got a hotline now!!

[@alexanderreisinger45]

lol nimesh said "1972, that's pretty good, 40 years." I got some bad news

[@mmc1730]

I think you should do a show with Opie, from Opie and Anthony. I was thinking youse could walk around NYC and just talk about whatever you see. I think it would be comedy gold.

[@matttrue180daniel6]

💥 Here 4 chaos 💥

[@namemusic9183]

Chris you really fucked up breaking it off with Yannis. You and your comedy REALLY needed that dude to be at your highest level.

[@anbessa14]

We need this investment show ASAP

[@CrabCoreorNoCore]

Chrissy looks like Sterling Archer.

[@CrackerBAMF]

@pimp Thanks for pointing out that Aileen Wuornos looks like Theo Von 🙏🏼 I forgot to put it in the voicemail

[@Ratigun]

Yo, what happened to titi Jerry?

[@dottiesunshine8339]

so am I the only one wondering if the babes got another customer set of dashing shades or if this podcast was recorded before the original shades were dropped 😅 either way, Chrissy makes the glasses look amazing!!😎

[@Kbwintyy]

Babe, where have you been?? Crissy got his glasses replaced like a month ago and said he’s going to start doing one month on one month off of the glasses. Hope this helps lol

[@dottiesunshine8339]

@Kendra Winter you're a total peach for informing me, as for i am a bonified hermit person. 🫡 peace & good health to you & yours 🖤💃🏻

[@PearlDrumsHead]

Hachi Machi don’t be talking about Uncle Hank like that Chrissy

[@liamwagner9160]

As a fan in a wheelchair, I’m definitely down for the parking ramp for just disabled people 😂

[@CrackerBAMF]

That is exactly how I sing Chicken Fried…every time

[@ChPeRo]

Is Morrill drinking a G-D Bloody Mary at the game???!?!

[@zen_nabu]

Warren buffet walked so chrissy financials could fly

[@chriscee3981]

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee! Sandra Dee incoming! Yall remember that!?

[@jakesmall3454]

Chrissy’s outfit is giving off big Father Bill vibes

[@Mmksen289]

Man up Chrissy and bring yanni on!

[@notsure725]

I just want to make enough to support my wife and her new boyfriend

[@Mmksen289]

50g a month passive income?! 😮 I’m doing something wrong

[@mellyp5302]

Great eppy!!

[@LookAtDrew]

Chrissy “The Rock” Distefano

[@paranoidyouth]

He wanted to do the ALLEGEDLYYYYY so bad

[@wizzfizzus]

MO' MONEY, MO' PROBLEMMMMSS

[@LloydandMandy]

Chrissy Steve Jobs..

[@UniverseWillProvide]

John Turrturo is the fucking guy man

[@donatelladeterline8855]

Am I the only one that thinks Nimesh sounds exactly like Sam Morril? 👀

[@Thisthat1234]

NImesh either has a Kith sponsorship or the guy blows 10k a month there.

[@GymAndSun]

Don’t need that advice, I already got DJT and his Art of the Deal It’s just taking a while, you’ll see

[@miguelsomarriba1103]

as a $10 investor, Foley is eating all the profits the AYG patreon there needs to be a meeting

[@lordfordification]

I like how as soon as Stavros got into the podcast game(ctown was trash) everyone started doing voicemails. Even Dr. Drew saw Stavy coming in hot and switched from voicemails to live calls.

[@cloudbloom]

To be fair, Dr Drew was doing voicemails and call-ins on his show while Stav was still in diapers

[@_m_m4]

It sounds like Nimesh is eating the microphone 🎤😮

[@antmar4287]

F Budlight... GO BROKE!

[@namemusic9183]

I still listen to history Hyenas but this stuff always lacks chemistry and feels thrown together.

[@Some.Guy.On.Youtube.]

Open a Crissy Haircuts. Exclusive mini-specials while getting your haircut. Yaa Welcome

[@dustynutz4982]

What's up with these camera angles today just seems off 😂

[@ticaljarvis]

Curry Chaos!! This outta be good

[@Hatchiko]

Nimesh could be your Aakash..

[@zacharymedeiros8045]

Chrissy Consultants

[@matty55890]

Nah no way shane has a cafe

[@wade2bosh]

wade was dealin with transphobia in nyc knicks game tho

[@UniverseWillProvide]

I love this new gas chrissy, noticed

[@UniverseWillProvide]

also this dude has a voice

[@jayjason2517]

Nimesh's mic sounds off.

[@BobMcRoberts1991]

chrissy looking like if steve jobs went to prison for tax evasion.

[@justinwatkins438]

It's not about Trans It's about children.

[@josef2012]

Trans Ams rule

[@justinwatkins438]

It's funny how I'm from a shit on state and moved to another. Iowa and then Florida.

[@kendallleingang]

Chrissy Corporate in the hizzzzyyyyyyyy

[@lotsofgreendrums]

Chrissy Car Park!!!!

[@alexc2671]

dahmer x dwayne johnson

[@PhatAthlete]

You know we all love you Pimpy but Nimesh’s audio is unlistenable, I had to turn this off after 15 minutes

[@mr.bubbles514]

Chris is the better looking Pat Mcafee

[@treverdrew6993]

Sorrry Chrissy but the story the allegedly Murderous Mamma allegedly made up was that she fell asleep with the the baby in her arms, woke up and she was gone, and her dad found her in their pool. Then her dad told her to leave. He then allegedly claimed he would take care of the body, (as a police detective) something that the next part makes me highly skeptical. . The body was later found in a wooden area near the alleged child's killer's parent's home. I have a hard time believing that a detective would be so dumb to dispose of a body in such a lazy manner. Im not saying i know what happened to that poor girl, im just saying i personally believe only person knows what happened to Caylee Marie Anthony. Sadly i doubt they will ever speak about it. As they enjoy their freedom too much to be honest.

[@captainkatz1775]

I swear chrissy got shadow banned

[@Barely___Editing]

Where is my wannabe comedians!?

[@How679]

I disagree I feel like if you would spend all that money on an apartment your mindset would be why am I spending all this money when I can double the size and have privacy

[@SirKabawl]

37:18 wut¿

[@Bigpmcgee]

AYG has nothing on Matt and Shane for Patreon earnings haha.