Nitori no Uta (Kappa Nitori) ~ [English Subs and Romaji]

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

i love how half of this is just nitori singing about cucumbers

[@Ich1GoTgl]

Well, she likes cucumbers more then she likes people

[@JumpyBoi]

cucumbers are nice

[@Ich1GoTgl]

You can now *NEVER* unhear the Kappa-pa Kappa-pa Nitori whenever you listen to a Nitori Remix....

[@NLHetfield]

+Ich1GoTgl The same happens with Neko miko Reimu.

[@Pakkens_Backyard]

Um, when I'm playing the game actually lol

[@Necros554]

This part even more : Kappa maki kappa maki...

[@Niiue]

NightmareLHetfield fuck

[@ChaosMissile]

Unlike most of the remixes, the reason why is because the song used isnt a remix....it's the original theme; nothing was changed. This is literally Akutagawa Ryunosuke's Kappa ~ Candid Friends, her actual original boss theme in MoF, WITH LYRICS

[@555andreawan]

Cannot unhear

[@eyescoldlemonade]

*Alice's theme starts playing* Me: "WHY WHY WHY DON I MISS YOU A ROT FOREVAH" *Reisen's theme starts playing* Me: "O-OVERDRIVE O-O-OVERDRIVE!" *Murasa's theme starts playing" Me: "KETSU ANKAAA!" *Remilia's theme starts playing* Me: "REMI REMI REMI AA-UU AA-UU AA!" *Nitori's theme starts playing* Me: KAPPA-PA KAPPA-PA NITORI!" What are these remixes doing to me? 0.0

[@LF5xu]

h

[@moritamikamikara3879]

The only one of these that gets me is Alices theme lol Well, and this one but that's taken as good.

[@omicronalpha8827]

And now Desire Drive with DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU

[@koishishi3022]

This isnt even a remix this is literally the original song with lyrics and it makes it impossible to get it out of your head when you listen to the original.

[@pineappledisciple2988]

EIRIN EIRIN TASKETE EIRIN

[@tantejunko]

Still can't unhear the kappa-pa nitori even after all those years

[@niconicokms1424]

Same here and I wouldn’t want it any other way

[@Aulus996]

This makes me realize I've never seen a cucumber roll in my life. I gotta go get me one.

[@wbjeg]

THEY'RE AWESOME

[@coolranch311]

they're meh, it's just sushi rice and cucumber wrapped in seaweed, nothing special.

[@Cherished.Beloved]

It's been 5 years. Have you gotten you one?

[@mrrp405]

They’re average. Much better if you add mayo.

[@FranseD]

Unless you are a cucumber addict like nitori

[@Touhou2006]

Seeing this video in 2022, just gives me nostalgia of Touhou during 2005-2012

[@Disgr-Ace]

Watching this in 2019 I feel like Touhou was at it's prime around years such as 2010.

[@Dee-mm1bt]

The internet was at its prime around then..

[@Lam-ba-Lam]

I really wish I could go back to that time. Had a lot less to care about then, heh....

[@mickaelrocher8121]

Meh we still have some new youtuber we still have good song ans touhou is sell on steam so were not really dead yet

[@hetohitoia560]

Lol

[@rett064]

@Mickaël ROCHER walt touhou is on steam? i’ve been getting it on moriyashrine.org this whole time. huh, neat

[@Squifigly]

Lyrical masterpeice

[@FukoSan]

Haven't listened this thing in like 4 years, but I can't unhear it every time I play Touhou 10

[@BM-13_KATYUSHA]

Explanation: according to Japanese mythology kappas love cucumbers, there's even a story about a woman who fed cucumbers to a kappa and the kappa warned her about a huge storm, with this knowledge the woman was able to save her entire village. Source: teenage mutant ninja turtles (the 3D ones)

[@RockManOki]

i listened to this before ever playing touhou (around 3 or 4 years before i think) and now i can't listen to the original without yelling "KAPPA-MAKI, KAPPA-MAKI" its great. so i thought id come back

[@parupuri4993]

yeah me too whenever i get to nitori in mof i can not help but sing apart of this stupid song also i absolutely hate that last spellcard of hers

[@gothicnick5859]

nitori is a cute kappa your argument is invalid

[@ivan2v704]

EpicRite I beg to differ kzbin.info/www/bejne/baO4qZShr7Bniq8

[@realperson9951]

@@ivan2v704 invalid

[@Zorpad90]

This song changed my life. The lyrics touched me deep inside my soul and now everything that was once important to me has become meaningless is comparison to the only thing that matters in life: cucumber rolls.

[@Sykroid]

Haha I remember finding this back in 2010! I had no idea what a kappa was, and we had a lot less context for who these characters were. It was always "this is a touhou thing, accept it." And then we also had "Get Down" as a meme, who was ALSO Nitori. It was confusing, but always different. Touhou is literally just a series of different interpretations of the same characters and settings lol

[@foxtrotgaming4684]

I would pay to watch an anime just about nitori using her tech skills to produce and farm unholy amounts of cucumbers

[@lazydelibird]

I would also find it fun to watch Nitori play minecraft with a mod that adds cucumbers and see what happens.

[@Nikorausu]

Minecraft

[@celestema740]

Cucumber maximizer.

[@Paku_Woop]

Kapappa kapappa nitori. O nedan ijo Nitori. I've got the song stuck in my head. But the song is cool. =3

[@Albert_Lecter03]

Sad version: The song of a Youkai who loved a human After story= Happy version: Nitori no uta. Wouldn’t you agree? Eyy!?

[@shiiiranui]

True

[@ancientevil0417]

I hate the fact that this is pretty accurate

[@kolonmelon8173]

Korea: we got samsung and lg. Japan, what you got? Japan: we got nitori Korea: I'm out

[@TheDarkSlayer415]

Nitori (The Store) is like a Japanese IKEA or furniture store. No idea what my Kappa friend has to do with it except the name

[@JacobM1230]

Kappa

[@boinadeboina]

Jake Myers Kappita

[@zero-pantsu-samus3203]

+Benjamin Armando Correa Miranda stfu

[@WeeHen]

@@zero-pantsu-samus3203 why

[@Ogrimen]

Nitori: I AM A KAPPAGINEER! Reimu: POOTIS PENSR HERE! Nitori: YEY! DISPENSER GOING UP! (BUILDS DISPENSER) (DISPENSER HEALS REIMU) Reimu: THANKS ENGIE!

[@songoku9566]

0:23 Damn she took the shirikokadama

[@SisterOfScarletDevil]

That is true. a+jugos, an album by CYTOKINE, has all vocals done by Hatsune Miku. Personally, I don't see why people fight each other with this. I think they fit together very well actually!

[@BlobbiTheBlob]

Both of the kappas in this video are adorable

[@omicronalpha8827]

This song creeps back into my head at the worst times

[@gigaswardblade7261]

"i like cucumber rolls more than humans" i can relate

[@Xazamas]

"You get more than you pay for with nitori" is slogan of japanese Nitori store chain. Several doujinshi have made this an unofficial catchphrase for Nitori.

[@WindowsDrawer]

I like the art style

[@Youmu_Konpaku_]

Still amazing to this day

[@OfficerShinki]

i have to say i like this version rather than the newer one. something about the sound quality actually seems to make it sound *better*.

[@gameygeemer4142]

Listening to this while drunk and eating Cucumber Rolls is a fucking religious experience

[@sarpasalpa6977]

So nostalgic! 😢 💙

[@AnomalousNormie]

She did _not_ have to elbow the little Kappa in the face like that.

[@karenvgl69]

10年もたてば劇的に絵が変わることも多いのにえろ豆の絵はほぼ変わらない生きた化石

[@JungéShikisanki]

Whenever I hear Candid Friend, I always hear these lyrics.

[@Kene267s]

この程良い速さのテンポの曲最高！！

[@Inukazan]

@takulu64 Youkai (妖怪) is a term mostly associated with Japanese folk creatures and ghosts. The term can also apply broadly to anything that is a supernatural being or legend, from any culture. Because there are thousands of stories of magical beings around the world, the different types of youkai are endless. Fairies, vampires, oni, and nekomata can all be found in Gensokyo.

[@Nicius-]

Obrigado.

[@arararagi-san]

This heals me after watching that Nitori has gone mad video...

[@dava8058]

What video is that?

[@arararagi-san]

@@dava8058 search "Nitori has gone mad"

[@AnimeKid121212]

Nitori is a character introduced in the 10th Touhou Game (I think) Mountain of Faith. Nitori is a kappa engineer, that can control water and is a genius. She likes Ice Cucumbers. And is usually paired with Marisa. (Due to her being one of Marisa's partners in Subterranean Animism)

[@spaghettiking7312]

Utterly adorable!! Hina looks so cute too!! We need to appreciate Nitori!!

[@RllyRomance]

My god this is still just as good as I remember it

[@tsubasaotorifangirl]

swamp kappas are pretty cute

[@MrNoobomnenie]

Oh, the old days of the Touhou fandom, when people thought that Nitori is a cute shy girl, who likes humans...

[@the_lady_ssami244]

I've been in touhou's fandom for a while, wait what is nitori really like? I am intrigued

[@MrNoobomnenie]

@@the_lady_ssami244 well, to be short, canon Nitori is basically a businesswoman, and constantly finds new ways of making money (to the point when she only agreed to save the flooded village, if she will be allowed to sell her goods to refugees).

[@ThatSplatoonTouhouGuy]

@@MrNoobomnenie still cute tho

[@Sykroid]

I love how these characters have always been completely shaped by the fandom and their multiple interpretations lmao

[@palameno]

KAPPAPA KAPPAPA NIITORIII

[@writer1022]

Ничего милее этого не будет

[@MarisaHanamura]

The font of the subs remind me of a subtitled anime on a VHS, it's nice. c:

[@SisterOfScarletDevil]

Ahh sadly enough that's not the version I was talking about. I meant the Anime Tenchou x Touhou Project movie announced to show in late 2010 or around that time. This is what I meant: /watch?v=c19o2eldU9E Go to about 0:40 on that video. It's been almost 2 years since then and it still hasn't made it to the interet. It upsets me....

[@spaghettiking7312]

This is what you call classic adorability.

[@SisterOfScarletDevil]

That's because both that song and this song are based off of Nitori's theme "Akutagawa Ryuunosuke's Kappa ~ Candid Friend" :)

[@suwakore]

most important touhou rule: never listen to an arrange before the original or you’ll only hear the arrange

[@rett064]

Oh my god Nitori is adorable

[@MrDonut99]

Rumor has it that Hina is still spinning to this day

[@HalfredoDX02]

Grande Nitori

[@charzard150]

This song soothes my soul

[@Korogunso8]

Such a catchy tune

[@Kektor]

Nitori is slowly climing towards my favorite list... I must observe this anomaly some more. l3

[@CandidKappa]

Simply because its rather common for people who watch fan made touhou pv's and such, to say "what anime is this from?" so basically anyone who says anything related to that phrase is hissed at by all the fans...plus its the internet Fucking Nitori

[@davidh8271]

I feel kinda bad for the real kappa who is just there being cute and drawing nitori fanart until she comes in and clobbers him with an elbow.

[@ShiniPanda64]

@eyescoldlemonade You cannot unhear IOSYS. It is just that infectious. Now sit back, enjoy some Kappa-maki, and enjoy the show.

[@BinglesP]

I’m a little disappointed they didn’t include the climax and end of the original song, but cute lyric version regardless

[@uboa8060]

im finally listening to it. does not disapoint to claims about its catchiness

[@Sykroid]

It took you a while lmao

[@monki1340]

Eromame is on of my favourite artist :3

[@lunasaprismriver9201]

Kappa!!!

[@zeta986]

this is so cute!

[@XoLilmammaoX]

Oh gosh ^.^ I love it!

[@KingCaius]

Not often actually, there are many music circles out there who make music but not many of them will actually use the vocaloid program, but some might.

[@MitternachtMira]

''Kapa-pa Kapa-pa Nitori~'' STOP GET IN MAH HEAD YOU FUCKING CUTE SONG!!!!

[@Cinnamonroll87]

When she says "Kappa Nitori" It sounds like she's speaking in Russian saying "Pamagiti" which means "Help me" in Russian. LOL.

[@Zir3ne]

Yea there has to be some Vocaloid Touhou songs out there. There are so many of both Touhou arranges and Vocaloid that someone has to have put them together. I think it's really that both fan bases can be a little crazy. I don't know why they get compared so much, one is a music program the other is a danmaku game.

[@GOLDENOZZY]

A pun to "Tori no uta". ...Clever.

[@GentlemanAeon777]

@eyescoldlemonade Shikieiki's Theme: DANZAI! Reimu's theme: NEKO MIKO RE-I-MU~ KAgome Kagome: USATEI~

[@Rampartwo]

The artist goes by eromame on Pixiv, id number 46983. He usually links to his niconico videos from there, as well.

[@jakedaknight5749]

cucumber

[@TheMusicofGensokyo]

I am fairly certain that the artist of the song is Meramipop (aka Merami from Foreground Eclipse... and the person who sang Kero9Destiny)

[@jyotsnapatil5309]

ka-papa ka-papa!!!!!

[@MoreeyahSwago]

literally everytime i hear her theme i also hear this

[@msh11201996]

@Inukazan It's true, apparently not sure whether this is canon or not, but Spell card battles were created for safety and how good danmaku looks is what determines the winner. Back in the PC-98 days, it WAS possible to be killed I believe. They didn't have the spell card rules back then... right? right?

[@KazuyaRazuKazama]

You know... every time I watch this, I just think to myself. "Wow... such an epic video for it to be strictly about a weird devotion to cucumbers(o-o)..."

[@UTAU53Yui]

@PKBlackTornado2 no, they're still different letters, just HIGHLY interchangeable. Like F and H. Different from the case of L and R, whereas R represents BOTH sounds as one in the same.

[@Zefryn]

I'm loving nitori now!! so cute!! :D (and smart as hell...) p.s. *presses the subscribe button*

[@Astrolionking]

Nitori and Kappa scared me now ;-;

[@niconicokms1424]

Good song to listen to after bawling from that other candid friend arrange about the romance between nitori and a human that ended as you would expect from a relationship between 2 species with a big life expectancy gap

[@Inukazan]

@takulu64 Canon wise Danmaku is non-lethal it's a way for people to settle their disputes without...I feel like the Touhou wiki now.

[@ClassicGamesFTW]

The look Hina gives Marisa at 0:40 is priceless~

[@MrTheboomboxer]

So cute.

[@SisterOfScarletDevil]

@Draculaura210 Not an anime or Vocaloid. It's based on a series of games called Touhou Project. It's a type of bullet hell game. Search it up on here or on Google to get better results~ :3

[@TheRedfieldWay]

@FelixFalora of coarse there is this is touhou the unexplainable become explainable as well as the impossible become possible, so things with no moral now have a moral

[@YONAYONAYONAKA]

Kappa-pa kappa-pa Nitori!

[@1xoACEox1]

what the hell is this!!!! i found it by accident, but i cant help it, i love it!!!!!

[@victordagameresteban682]

Aww that's so cute

[@Phantasmagorian1]

I will never hear Candid Friend the same way again. Thanks a lot, Kappa Nitori -_-

[@jcoconnor997]

how nitori makes profit from her company.

[@Pakkens_Backyard]

yeah, def not her inventions :P

[@jcoconnor997]

this is advertising for her inventions.

[@Pakkens_Backyard]

JC Oconnor But her inventions are like fail half the time :3

[@jcoconnor997]

trust me they don't. kappa brand products fail. Nitori brand products always work.

[@Pakkens_Backyard]

JC Oconnor But her camouflage suit lol

[@seminark]

Thankfully, I am capable of unhearing this whenever I want to.

[@Inukazan]

@takulu64 The term Youkai is used for anything mythical in anysort of sense in this way Hina who is a curse god is also technically a youkai

[@NakanoHitori]

Its one of those you gotta be there to see it things. That is how the cookie crumbles it seems.

[@twixstixx]

I can translate the written stuff. c: I'm probably wrong somewhere, I'm sure it's about 98% correct. Marisa: Hey, Nitori! Look at this! (Background: Ta-daaaa~) M: I came 'cause I found this awesome castanet! It looks like a regular castanet, but it makes a bunch of different sounds! Nitori: Woah, cool! M: And that's not all. Even in battle, the sounds have some high-tech function included! N: Wooow, neat!! (Continued)

[@RiguruNightobagu]

Adorable

[@SisterOfScarletDevil]

@117starpower Well let's put it this way. Flying girls use magic to shoot bullet-like objects at you and pretty much try to shoot you out of the sky. However, if that doesn't make sense (which I guarantee it doesn't to you =P) then just search Touhou Gameplay here on KZbin. You'll see what I mean if you do.

[@mist-rulan1931]

this has been stuck in my head for 4+ weeks now someone help