No Context Britain 3

[@libertyliberty]

"No one's caught me crying in an Aldi" sounds like something someone caught crying in Aldi would say

[@dr4x3k28]

Key word: *Caught.*

[@Imeak123]

Keyword: *Aldi*

[@josephdutton.3133]

Keyword: *In*

[@josephdutton.3133]

Keyword #2: *an*

[@jinxyjangle]

Keyword: *No*

[@mariablu8281]

bacon being everyone’s personality trait for a while was probably the worst thing ever

[@taliamccaig3744]

I completely tremendously and absolutely disagree, that was an elite era

[@sergeantsainsburys9181]

Now is the worst thing ever, rather had bacon than vegan dogs and people finding violet knickerbockers offencive

[@user-qj2wy]

especially for the muslims

[@justwithan7177]

and moustaches ...

[@jackkeane6]

@@sergeantsainsburys9181 everything in life is worse now

[@TPCopywriting]

I’ll be expecting another 20 of these…George seems to be going the same way as Will when he made 842 airline videos 🤣

[@rambo9152]

Yes please George

[@nevieoconnor]

I hate blooket, I win tho 😏😏😏😏

[@jadeshepherd8627]

I miss the airline vids, there I said it

[@viiliner]

Live Laugh Luton

[@TPCopywriting]

@@nevieoconnor Nice to see another fan! 🙃

[@biancavr3024]

ooof... the story about the guy who dmed george about being the only one not subscribed gave me second hand embarrassment

[@ihavetopowerofgodandanimeo2551]

To me it was oddly endearing

[@hdfvffddcd8450]

As a Northerner, I felt genuine pain when he went on his anti-gravy rant

[@AxioChrono]

as a southerner, same

[@benji_reads_reddit1553]

Im from the south and it enraged me

[@lizziegreene6224]

Everybody loves gravy !!!!!!! If done right it’s like a delicious soup.

[@charlottefaye86]

As someone born up north but raised down south yes. I feel this pain. Every roast dinner needs gravy

[@r6_ok977]

Made my blood boil

[@TheRedSparrowYT]

I saw that thumbnail and got instant flashbacks to primary school mad

[@ksar6639]

Lol

[@pseudo_1130]

Same after primary school going to like the coop and getting one for like 1 pound

[@hubbleplayz5208]

Brudda I was watching you in south Devon

[@doodle7070]

Same but not primary school. I had flashbacks of when my cousins had alot of them. I think they could be pregnant or am i thinking of something else?

[@firerejack1121]

@@hubbleplayz5208 don’t say brudda your from Devon shush

[@jmcdonald.1998]

Having a roast dinner without gravy is like having pasta without sauce. Sure, you can do it. But you’re not an animal.

[@bread2315]

I have roast dinner without gravy and have pasta without sauce, but I'm not an animal, I'm bread

[@thedoctor5629]

Them "Temporary" School buildings that were there when you were in year 3 and still there when you visit the same school in year 11

[@imsotrustfrated8376]

LMAOOO FR THOO

[@triangltriangl]

the cabins for my primary school are like 15 years old 💀

[@DaVinci-vj7ku]

“I would love to go to an Aldi” No, no you wouldn’t

[@avgeek707]

American Aldi > any other American Supermarket. UK Aldi < Any other British supermarket.

[@DaVinci-vj7ku]

@@avgeek707 true but German Aldi and Lidl is great

[@Neocynical]

@@avgeek707 and uk aldi > american aldi still

[@West_Midlands.Trainspotting]

I think lidl is top notch

[@Fhdhrhdjsjej865]

@@West_Midlands.Trainspotting nah bro they don't have coke at the one I went to and the only other drink they had other than iron brew which is shite was this mingin rubicon strawberry which tasted like fucking children's medicine with bubbles

[@tedbratby]

If you don’t have Gravy on a roast dinner you’re a wrongen, gravy is amazing

[@tedbratby]

@Isla Hamilton exactlyyyy

[@Kusanagi672]

@Isla Hamilton put water on it

[@mariarestaino7334]

He should have vegetarian gravy at least he's a strange man

[@frascucco]

@@Kusanagi672 NO? NO no

[@jn.r]

gravy is top tier

[@jdjfajfiladjfasdhflkasdksj6280]

I bloody love Parma violets I’m glad George likes them too.

[@Wiskey.animations]

same

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

I don’t like Perma violets, I love the ones that aren’t violet

[@jdjfajfiladjfasdhflkasdksj6280]

@@nickevershedmusic8927 fizzers?

[@darthbob8428]

Agreed

[@Burnout121EA]

Elite

[@evangeorge7282]

Where I live there a like 9 pubs that sell “proper British food”

[@TP-mv6en]

What else are they gonna sell? Curries?

[@husband-of-chinggis]

@@TP-mv6en the tikka masala curry was invented in glasgow 😳

[@TP-mv6en]

@@husband-of-chinggis By Scottish people or Indians?

[@husband-of-chinggis]

@@TP-mv6en by an indian-scottish immigrant i think

[@TP-mv6en]

@@husband-of-chinggis Yeah so hardly a British meal if made by an immigrant from India. Maybe if he was actually born in Scotland it could be considered an Indian-British meal.

[@arkumbral2146]

this is where i get most of my British knowledge and lore

[@nesswest2868]

The fact that Trowbridge my home town has made its way onto this channel has made my life. Absolutely so proud 👏🏻

[@mollyrpm]

ahhh it’s mine too! genuinely was pissing myself when i saw the post

[@hayfin_1]

I live near trowbridge! I live in durrington

[@joshcollett5910]

Would never expect spotted to be on here 😂

[@arron_dashredder4124]

At first I was like, “YES SOMEONE WHO LIKES PARMA VIOLETS AS MUCH AS ME”. But then he said it’s fine to have a roast dinner without gravy. George you have let us all down

[@aneurysm.]

do you still like parma violets?

[@chezpapa3]

I can't trust a man who likes parma violets and dislikes gravy

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

Same, I love those non purple Parma candy, don’t know what they are called

[@captainsludgeslinger3272]

Parma violets. Good

[@darthbob8428]

Parma violets are quality mate dunno what you are talking about

[@darthbob8428]

And gravy’s just not quite right mate, you make meat into a powder then you water it down, Nah fam I good

[@godlovesyou1995]

@@darthbob8428 real gravy is just the juices from the meat watered down a bit

[@donlikejohn]

3 misinformation warnings on this video: george tries to sell us on the idea that: 1. hula hoops are bad 2. palma violets are good 3. the barbican centre is anything less than an architectural masterpiece and a feat of post-war civil engineering 4. non gravy sunday meals are just fine and dandy

[@ihavetopowerofgodandanimeo2551]

That's 4

[@mbr9163]

parma violets taste like powdered shit

[@inanis9801]

Is he really British, not brit would be so blasphemous

[@SexyHunkWill]

he was only wrong on number 1, the rest are fine

[@donlikejohn]

@@ihavetopowerofgodandanimeo2551 one of them are bang on, the remaining 3 are contemptible… whichever you choose is which is a checksum for where you’re at

[@Png_gaming]

The best part about living in Scotland is understanding this subreddit.

[@unfunnydude1317]

It’s a Twitter account

[@Png_gaming]

@@unfunnydude1317 the best part about being Scottish is not using twitter. (Not using twitter is not related to being Scottish)

[@meadowok]

scottish gang rise up

[@specky_gaming]

Scottish army rise up!

[@sillyman2]

Sure, eating a dorito vertically is bad, but have you ever eaten a hula hoop horizontally?

[@toocan720]

OWWWW

[@miae3858]

yeah

[@austenbaker794]

hearing George say that hula hoops are bottom tier crisps made me shed a tear i mustn’t lie

[@taabott]

Only true men based their entire personality off of bacon

[@DonnyTheFackenDeala]

“What’s for dinner mum” I creased🤣

[@sergeantsainsburys9181]

I also creased put more scrunched up i swear

[@EverestBlizzard]

"Hula Hoops are a bottom tier crisp" You want to have a fucking go George? I do agree on the gravy point though.

[@Ballissle]

Gravy is the best. It has to be literally about to overflow on a roast dinner or there isnt enough. Remember in school where they put the tiniest amount of gravy ever? Yeah I hated school roasts.

[@CJwslos]

and the gravy was just brown tinted water it was so thin and made everything all soggy and mank

[@BlobBob]

And the gravy was watered down and they used red milk

[@daniel-1489]

Such an abrupt ending when you realised you'd hit the ten minute mark and didn't need to do any more 😂

[@felicityaeh]

the 10 minute thing stopped at few years ago, it's like 6mins now

[@Fhdhrhdjsjej865]

my mans getting the bread I respect the hustle

[@tylerchase5720]

I met James Marriott 2 days ago. Best few mins ever. Made my entire year

[@dananabread6632]

Omg how'd u meet him?

[@bunni3492]

Why did everyone think those aliens were gonna pop out a child fr

[@jamespusey7186]

Saying you haven't been caught crying in Aldi is exactly someone who's been crying in Aldi would say

[@owenjolley351]

8:27 This honestly has the same energy as when everyone was saying that Callum’s Corner did a poo in NatWest.

[@katt_x0x0]

As an American, this series has taught me that our countries have way more in common than anyone gives us credit for

[@darthbob8428]

Still a small amount tho, and you need to stay at least 10 metres away as our outbreak of Karens is still minuscule and undercontrol, yours is an epidemic

[@katt_x0x0]

Don't worry, I'm safe from the Karens. Its the bullet holes in my garage door and my medical bills that scare me. Take me in as a refugee??

[@Dougs_Unemployment_Check]

@@katt_x0x0 Please leave. You're pathetic

[@katt_x0x0]

@@Dougs_Unemployment_Check Are you okay?

[@lplonergan]

“I agree with everything George says” -Me 2020 Before George said he was a gravy hater

[@BlobBob]

2021 mate

[@f0xid0s11]

James Corden moving to America is the biggest modern day tragedy I have ever seen

[@morgjones13]

Gravy is S tier, and cranberry sauce if it's at Christmas

[@noodles1397]

2:06 me sitting watching this video while eating hoola hoops: 👁👄👁

[@abanana]

don't worry george, i have never been to an aldi either, the nearest aldi to me is miles away and it's right next to a tesco

[@cursedkomodo]

0:15 the funny thing is, quite a few of them actually can just pop a baby from their head if you rummage around. It's fucking weird.

[@shadepizza4217]

He was on a call with Judi Dench cause he's the next bond

[@ciaranlynch4065]

George disrespecting hula hoops was kinda uncalled for hula hoops=🐐

[@Jayzo1]

George always makes my day! Love your videos!❤

[@Spectre-kf2td]

7:40 the meat better be oozing with juice for me to not have gravy.

[@terrydevlin3486]

What we learned today: George's tastebuds are fucked ✅

[@PatrickMapper]

This and the ghosts videos are the most legendary videos on the GeorgeM channel

[@moymo6125]

Can George really call himself British He said “Hoola Hoops are bottom tear” And he doesn’t like tea 😂

[@calcollects2963]

2:59 Because The Principality of Wales and England were United when the first Union Jack was created (Early 1600s) So there was no need for the Welsh flag Some variations have a red dragon in the middle to represent the Welsh

[@sunnex474]

Another day of George being unexpectedly relatable

[@PLK123]

i always thought the aliens were real

[@SonGayku]

it's understandable that George likes Parma violets, after all a symptom of Corona is lack of taste.

[@Baboonmomma]

UK Crisp Ranking S: monster munch, old wotsits, mccoys A: walkers, french fries B: quavers, skips, mini chedders C: hoola hoops D: squares E: F: new wotsits, pombears, (anything from aldi and lidl)

[@smedieYouTube]

Best prank I ever pulled on my brother was putting a one of the mini 20p stretch aliens in his alien egg and he was convinced it actually gave birth 😂

[@AcesPrune]

A while back, and you won't believe me, but, I once caught George crying in and Aldi

[@Vodaii]

I'm not british but I find this funny, thank you George.

[@almenaadams446]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO RESPECTS PALMA VIOLETS ✊🏼

[@bread5240]

7:31 who doesnt have gravy with their Sunday dinner?!😂

[@mattyrathbone8736]

Gravy is fucking rank

[@tuszkki9357]

George: Hoola Hoops are rank Also George: Parma Violets are elite

[@user-mc1xy7vg4u]

heinous, really

[@tuszkki9357]

@@user-mc1xy7vg4u I don't mind Hoola Hoops but Parma Violets are absolutely disgusting

[@user-mc1xy7vg4u]

@@tuszkki9357 agreed

[@xtragurl6369]

@@tuszkki9357 feels like you ingested a bath bomb 🤢

[@tuszkki9357]

@@xtragurl6369 exactly. Or a dishwasher tablet

[@tee-ee1ow]

hula hoops are god tier crisps don’t lie to us george

[@Orpheus_224]

I was looking for this

[@tee-ee1ow]

@@Orpheus_224 glad ur on the right side of history here

[@jaclynjax8308]

💗 Just some constructive criticism: Whenever you read things out you always stop before you get to the end and never finish it. It's not only irritating in general but sometimes, (not every time), I have to to rewind it and pause to read the rest. I causes me to not watch the rest of the video. YES. This maybe just be a "me problem" but I felt like letting you know so you are aware that you do this in case you didn't know. Even though you won't care even if it isn't a "me problem". Hahaha

[@jaclynjax8308]

1:01 Bacon Lip Blam story: My friend *ADORED* bacon flavored toothpaste. *TOOTHPASTE* !!!! 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@karlos5057]

Get a grip.

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

@@karlos5057 calm down luv

[@cleanbeans4280]

@@karlos5057 take a bit of your own advice and stop fanboying, she's allowed to dislike stuff George dose.

[@deepinmythots752]

Bro I thought I was the only one

[@prywegxuktxn6597]

Gravy is needed for sunday roast

[@kingdrained159]

The toys in the thumbnail, I actually loved them so much, I begged my mum to buy them every time I saw them.

[@bum1674]

Could never be more proud to be from Trowbridge

[@jackbird7072]

same

[@martynakozula7735]

honestly it’s a privilege

[@KatieStephens]

The irony of me getting an Aldi ad immediately after the video ended🤣

[@8ENSON]

jolly funny posts

[@Ollibobs]

Hello

[@scrambledworm]

How can you diss Hula Hoop crisps theyre elite 😭

[@Orpheus_224]

ELITE

[@degenerat9329]

The fact that you hate gravy is despicable

[@Croaky_]

This is my fav of George’s videos series

[@dg9444]

I remember those silver aliens in the thumbnail. They tasted weird.

[@yeetpea5302]

Those aliens in goo were the bane of my existence in primary school. 🤣 I tried EVERYTHING to get my alien to have a baby - sticking it in the freezer, putting it in water, giving it a cesarian. I eventually gave up and realised it was all lies. But then I found a set of aliens in goo that was a "mother" and baby at my local pharmacy! (They always sell the weirdest shit) So I bought it and told people at school that I had achieved the impossible. 🤣

[@captainsamerica8058]

George has the weirdest taste buds on earth, Hula Hoops are incredible and Parma Violets should all be disintegrated and what's left should be shot out into space never to be seen again.

[@gollishh]

And he dislikes gravy 🤯

[@aziraphalescrowley]

as long as the roast dinner ain’t dry, it’s fine 😩

[@stinks7065]

I'm so glad to have gravy-hater representation on this channel, thanks George, it feels good to know that I'm not alone

[@bread2315]

I feel in the middle about gravy. It depends what kind of gravy it is

[@Fhdhrhdjsjej865]

gravy haters are ops

[@crookedzombie93]

u have disgraced britian.

[@stinks7065]

@@crookedzombie93 good, that’s exactly my mission

[@crookedzombie93]

@@stinks7065 cant argue with that tbh

[@StupidNSimplesns]

I'm in hysterics at the concept of a man needing therapy after paying £54 for fish and chips

[@joshbee09]

The best series right now.

[@Trench303]

Literally

[@gollishh]

Need to see George rating British sweets now

[@Dxgy.]

Fuck yes Trowbridge keeping it classy as always I see

[@martynakozula7735]

Classiest place around

[@DanielJacksonMusic]

2:53 YES GEORGE!!!!

[@aquaexplosion6391]

I need to know how this man got into a zoom call with Judy Dench and for what reasons.

[@callmehazza9]

George: rates hola hoops as bottom tier Also George: rates those ransit sweets as S tier

[@mangomonster1111]

Seriously George, why would you do this it’s never okay to give my dog gonorrhoea never do this again she’s now dying in the local hospital

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

Your dog might be dying because they needed to go to a vet, the fucking doctor in a hospital has no idea how to treat animals

[@mangomonster1111]

@@nickevershedmusic8927 nah my dogs made for the hospital too rich for the vet

[@TP-mv6en]

Take it down to your local Chinese takeaway, they’ll love it

[@SOYSOUCSE]

I have the laundry in the kitchen, though my house is about as old as America itself.

[@alexh309]

the bisto veggie gravy is aaaamazing, tastes like liquid stuffing, no vile meat juice

[@rya6429]

6:33 now we know the price of Belle’s octopus

[@Amelia-ug6ui]

As someone who is from wales, you have offended me.

[@ConnorKD1876]

Aldi's up north are class fr 🤩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@steventhatsit]

Legit just finished the other one mate bloody great timing lad

[@JakTheLad]

Those slimy alien toys where the best 😂

[@joeydp]

Threw one of those alien slime things at my wall when they were a thing, took it off my wall and also took off a chunk of plaster with it

[@xAdi420]

George has the culinary taste of a 5-year old

[@iridescent-frog1059]

Thank you George. Parma Violets are and forever will be S tier sweets.

[@Drewrob99]

Is it me or do these videos just give you so much British nostalgia. Back to being in like 2013, I was 13 at the time and makes me think of being in secondary school and walking home in like October when it's getting cold and stuff. Hard to explain what I mean but yeah

[@VirgilSonofSparda]

Ingerlund is the best planet in the world and I’m proud of living in it

[@Cambodiangovernment]

Facts

[@Kusanagi672]

@@Cambodiangovernment wagwan philly my G

[@AayanKhattak]

Lund lol

[@AayanKhattak]

@@georgelund04 just be glad none of your friends are south asians

[@O777B]

George putting parma violets in S tier was the best thing to happen all week

[@godlovesyou1995]

We need a tier list now

[@O777B]

@@godlovesyou1995 sweets/candy tier list!!!

[@devonleech8958]

George I stand by you in hating gravy it’s rancid.

[@Beanichu]

I agree with hula hoops being bottom tier but no gravy on a roast is pure heresy

[@slothmun6409]

I don’t like gravy however I am a big advocate for the stuff. So TBf I think it’s fine to whether u have it or not

[@jusoutajail9185]

7:35 ya don’t have to but I find it preferable to have it because it adds moisture

[@TPCopywriting]

I dont think context is necessary in Britain, you get what you get and its usually shit

[@lolboomer1048]

I wasn't expecting another one. These videos are the best in my opinion

[@BoberTee]

'I know loads of people who've got degrees but can't get a job in the field' James Mariott

[@bigmanizaak7964]

I always just threw the aliens at the ceiling and never got them back

[@Itselle__x]

George saying hula hoops are bottom Tier sweets and Parma violets are good sweets has ruined my day

[@str4yk1dsw0rldd0minati0n]

I love looking at No Context Britain when I feel homesick