No GURA! DON'T SAY IT!【HololiveEN】

[@TobiasStratus]

I like how at the start Kiara has her head pointed up but is looking down at Gura while she looks up at her in turn, height difference make me giggle

[@orbitalrayw]

"FiQ das wassermelon" Reine : and I took that personally

[@A-SUS]

Reine : watermelon is cool, yo!

[@hoodiesticks]

Watame: Are you challenging me?

[@irsyadakmal3777]

Now that’s YABE

[@moxxiiscarlett7141]

Kiara: we shouldn't say bad words Gura: 'swears in german' Kiara: *well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions*

[@RealZynexx]

Lmao

[@sleepyarcheremiya955]

So many worthy clips in the stream. Chat is gonna have a field day.

[@Geoff69420]

Hell, the stream STARTED with them considering doing streams on Omegle and Chatroulette.

[@Ace-tj2zw]

Scene 1: Kiara: *well, well, well, if it isn't the cause of my own actions* Scene 2: Wow, that time of teaching is worth it Scene 3: That 6 hours is worth It of many clips Scene 4: That "Faq that watermelon" made me spit my water, why? Here's why: Gura planted melons and named them after Calli which is, Mori melons. Kiara won't even hesitate to do what Gura said...

[@solec23]

Setting up the 4d chess board up in a parallel universe 😂

[@Jyoohan]

Holy shit, he's right!

[@micoh1155]

1000 iq shark moves

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The idea of Kiara breaking into Gura's garten and humping the melons, then get caught be little shork sounds like a story she would tell on a later stream.

[@TheEngieTF2]

Gura: Faq that watermelon! *Ah yes, Paizuri*

[@Stryks]

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

[@dariuscahyadi9607]

What does paizuri mean I know what it means dont tell anyone tho

[@tornadoandy123]

Buenis.

[@truefilo]

Yes, them Mori Melons

[@wilsoncalhoun]

HEY! EVERYONE! @Darius Cahyadi WAS JUST PRETENDING TO NOT KNOW WHAT PAIZURI MEANS! HE ACTUALLY DOES KNOW WHAT IT MEANS THOUGH! IT WAS ALL A RUSE! I promise not to tell anyone else, though.

[@tragossoboy6700]

Hearing as a German the word "Wichser" out of the mouth from a V-tuber. I never even thought about that.

[@KaitoTriforce]

Ein Kulturgut. Maybe playing for 6 hours until 3 o'clock wasn't the best idea.

[@Markus-zb5zd]

oh well, isn't Kiara confirmed to be Austrian living in Japan?

[@tragossoboy6700]

@@Markus-zb5zd yep yep. But i still just didn't rly thought about that scenario.

[@ph1ber]

@@Markus-zb5zd She moved back to Austria a while ago

[@Maniacman2030]

@@Markus-zb5zd She moved back to Austria a few months back, I believe. Her and Calli went on some short vacation before she left.

[@hawkshot867]

Gura: "Fik Dik!" Kiara: "I will!" Yabe.

[@fuzaru]

Anime bullies when they're mocked: 0:23

[@chinoyomaji288]

That's a great reaction vid

[@tortoiseknight8438]

HAA?

[@Xilefthepenguin]

LMFAO

[@mileswillis9020]

LMAO

[@asurasyn]

Gura, in German: "Faq the watermelon!" Princess Pippa fans: "Could this shark be one of my people?!"

[@Emmax8205202]

Gura: "FiQ das wassermelon!" Mori Melons: **tremble with fear**

[@tsnophaljakarax9963]

Gura's like that cheeky little child learning swear words for the first time, and wants to hear more because they sound funny.

[@troyzoya9140]

"Fick das Wassermelon" "But why would we do that?" "Fair point i'm sorry i got so vulgar"

[@justynlee8485]

Kiara: “I don’t like saying swear words in German.” Chat: X

[@dracotheshadowphoenix]

i don't like it either...but hearing them from idols is funny xD

[@vinzmaximus5107]

Gura: Faq that watermelon Watamelon: *chuckles* im in danger

[@tragossoboy6700]

Omg Gura (trying) swearing in german is the best thing ever

[@FeathorFerengi]

The funniest thing to me is that Kiara doesn't want Gura to use those words, but she can't stop herself from teaching Gura even more swearing.

[@dracotheshadowphoenix]

i guess she loves that broken german gura tries xD

[@steelreign5529]

Your fault, Kiara! "*Miko* that Watermelon!" Can someone hug the sheep?

[@Jaden_The_Celestial]

It’s like a child repeating a swear word they heard their mommy say, and now the mommy’s panicking. lol

[@sadcatisnotexcitedforawhil3250]

Gura is definitely a kid, since most of the kids that I've met always say swear words that they hear or learn

[@merakfirgun1071]

no, she is adult, but definitely childish in an endearing way

[@king0vitrial]

Growing old is inevitable, growing up is a choice.

[@xdsuki9734]

Gura is exactly that one sibling who swears the word she just learned and gets her older sibling in trouble. Reminds me of a certain someone lmao.

[@acidblue8111]

This is the first time I've used my German in over a year. Totally worth the wait.

[@oisif950]

Gura : "You can't talk back !?" Kiara : *Don't cite the deep magic to me shark, I was there when it was written*

[@sportstacker56]

Fun fact: many people believe the Germans invented swear words Calm down about Kiara, she's just respecting her old culture

[@demonic_myst4503]

Its definitly not acurate nesides germany is newerr than america the germanic people were not yhe only people who had swear words in their language

[@MrOstereier]

@@demonic_myst4503 Ruhe auf den billigen Plätzen kulturloser Burgerbrater!

[@Saufs0ldat]

@@demonic_myst4503 German language and people aside, the "Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation" was officially around since the late middle ages, before America was even discovered by Europeans. So even if we're going by recognized countries, that is still wrong.

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

The Norman French invented swear words by deciding that every Germanic-sounding word the English spoke was a swear.

[@demonic_myst4503]

@@nessesaryschoolthing no their is latin based swear words in english and other cultures had swear words in other languages before this so

[@Akin42]

FAQ a watermelon? Man, now I'm remembering old ero manga.

[@UnclePutte]

Oh, that one's a favourite!

[@vinzmaximus5107]

@@UnclePutte which one

[@supercreeper6835]

Interesting...

[@blackbluem1210]

Wait what

[@UnclePutte]

@@vinzmaximus5107 Hmm... how could I pose the name without causing youtube-kun to have a stroke? Maybe this is good enough: "S. Sprinker Melon F."

[@Voldrim359]

Gura: *swears in german* Kiara: high risk, high reward...

[@jest5837]

I like when Gura said "It can't talk back" she immediately followed it up with something else so it won't sound a bit yabe.

[@SamuchiiiV]

Gura: faq that watermelon! Kiara: Noooo~ what did the watermelon do to you? Well Kiara, she’s a vegetarian shork

[@JovialHeretic]

Gura inadvertently invented the first watermelon bullying support group.

[@yournamehere8123]

Another nice equivalent to "Who asked?" was a trend a while back: We used to say "Wo ist der Bus?" meaning "Where is the bus?" and when people asked what bus you meant you would say "Der Bus mit Leuten die's interessiert." or "The bus with the people who care."

[@Disappointed_Philosoraptor]

YESSS. Thank you Sashimi, this was my favorite highlight from that stream by far

[@CillmaCuvas]

I like to imagine Gura keeps a stress watermelon in her room to unload all her stress into.

[@InsaneToats]

"Cus it's funny" Is a perfect excuse to get away with things.

[@elkaidred0512]

Gura: passionate hatred for watermelon Watemelon: watemelon... waru ka nai yo...

[@Ethan_Wheeler]

0:55 Kiara: "Don't threaten me with a good time!"

[@calcifer8798]

Its like when a mom accidentally swears in front of a child and the child just keeps on repeating it.

[@dracotheshadowphoenix]

god i love gura trying swearing in (broken) german xD

[@franman51]

I like how Kiara opens her mouth when she laughs. So kawaii.

[@MadokaTokisaki]

The Hentai artists will have a field day with Gura saying "Fuck that watermelon" and then wanting to eat it.

[@RaffoPhantom]

I have a very vivid image in my mind that I should probably not elaborate on.

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

0:55 I'm scared because she actually might go do that. This is Kiara we're talking about...

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

This leads to a typical "I raised that girl" moment later on, I already see it.

[@KingGhidorah5464]

0:36 You can just see your daughter or baby sister looking up at you expectantly after you said something you shouldn't have.

[@scalerzodiark]

Looks like it’s time for another German class for Gura

[@thunderring8056]

Cute. Love hearing her speak German.

[@allxtend4005]

yes ... very loveley words she used. But yes HoloLive got Alot of german speaking Viewers. So they all had a laught at that scene.

[@shiruox_]

I can't say how but I literally got a Korone clip as an ad for this video

[@jack-exzolt9858]

"I pick on someone who can't talk back and if I can eat it." I can get behind that.

[@latemanparodius5133]

Considering she's a shark, does that narrow things down much?

[@rinx853]

When you know every swear word from every country in the world: *Mr.worldwide*

[@Gamertrus]

0:30 good thing Gura overheard the real swear word

[@itsmedio9961]

Ja zum Glück 😂😂

[@Gamertrus]

@@itsmedio9961 Krise abgewendet

[@Poop-dc5go]

She’s really just like a kid that copies what she hears. So adorable

[@coffeeinhandproductions3238]

Because it's funny. Gura's reasoning skills are off the charts.

[@samurai4663]

Guras reaction to fick dich ins Knie was so unexpected since it's something so normal for us.

[@GrandmaterP]

0:28 Kiara: "Ruhe auf den billigen Plätzen, ihr Wichser!" English: "Silence on those cheap seats, you wankers!"

[@passintogracegoldenyearnin6310]

Shark is cultured to know about the watermelon.

[@whiteprotein9993]

Gura literally going for a huge German search for keywords and Kiara going: You cannot use more than eight keywords. Try longer or fewer keywords, combine keywords with quotes, or use pattern matching with ? and * wildcards.

[@razorelsilverflare7354]

Imagine whatYAGOO's EN Idol group dream be like after this lol

[@marcannemaybe614]

That thumbnail was y e s

[@JT1698]

Oh Kiara, it’s not about what the Watermelon did to ME, but about what I’M gonna do to the WATERMELON.

[@werbearjack]

0:29 "Be quiet, you wankers in the cheap seats."

[@TheEngieTF2]

Gura is a thousand years old. She can say whatever she wants. But KZbin will say otherwise

[@moxxiiscarlett7141]

9000 to be exact

[@Markus-zb5zd]

@@moxxiiscarlett7141 >9000

[@chomosuque]

0:36 every single 6,7,8,9,10 year olds when they hear adults swear.

[@kumoritsuki8128]

Watamelon bros don't look!!

[@jahraulanday5861]

Gura is dat one kid in class: GURA: SAY THE F WORD!

[@Maniacman2030]

I feel like, in certain cases, she'd also be the person yelling, "Do a flip!"

[@_Moralle]

In case anyone's curious what "Ruhe auf den billigen Plätzen" means, it translates to "silence from the cheap seats", as if you were requesting silence from someone sitting in the cheap seats in a theater or something of the sort.

[@rayanderson5797]

Thank you I really was wondering.

[@Maniacman2030]

It just sounds to me like a jab at people making dumb complaints. Edit: I hate that I have to screenshot this to remember it because the YT app doesn't let you copy the text.

[@_Moralle]

@@Maniacman2030 Yes, that's basically what it is, I just wanted to explain what exactly it means, since it isn't a direct translation of the English "who asked"

[@FrontlinerCdV]

@@Maniacman2030 That's one application, yeah. The other would be when somebody is talking way above his paygrade, on things he has no idea about.

[@Nowolf]

@@FrontlinerCdV hmm. the peanut gallery

[@tako158]

As a wise man once said, "Fuck the melon"

[@x3dfritz0]

Gura is a force of nature

[@avioracrown6967]

Can't get enough gura Dum Dum smug energy

[@Skaven_Maiden]

Its like when you swear and a kid repeats you.

[@justvibin1460]

1:35 reminds me of a very unholy video

[@alexeithetakodachi9823]

oF COURSE the one phrase she remembers is the swears

[@okitasouji1695]

the poor poor wassermelon ☹️

[@dearickangelonej.legaspi6686]

Gura is like an actual child sometimes

[@vividarium4219]

Kiara doesn't like to swear in german but does a lot in english Gura doesn't like to swear in english but does a lot in german The universe: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[@proxy90909]

Everyone talking about Gura and her funny haha words but are we all gonna ignore 0:55?

[@noah.2B]

I need to hide my Watamelon folder from Gura now

[@AdmiralDragon]

Red Gura is leaking

[@kuramamastah5270]

One of the times where Moertalities come true... Kiara just fakiu herself of how Menace looks Gura Bullying a Melon

[@alos6378]

Savage Gura

[@Zunikara]

As a German im proud of Gura

[@DakoGuyver]

You're the reason she knows these words Kiara! XD You only have yourself to blame.

[@wannabewallaby1592]

What does watermelon do to you? same, what does your knee do to you?

[@AGKaiju]

Gura caught Kiara off guard, so hard... the mic peaked and cut out! 0:43

[@nekominorinya2569]

oh no dont say that kiara

[@Alex-gv3bi]

"Fik das Wassermelon" ok, I'm f*ckin' dead🤣

[@faex1467]

Well in austria you would simply say "Hoit de goschn"

[@nolanjr.catolos]

" Because Funny " ohhh someone is watching Cold One's..😂😂

[@This_is_Power69]

Kiara: why would you f a watermelon?? Also kiara: F calli

[@septiantofumiko9641]

Gwura is a fast learner i see xD

[@Flugmorph]

ah yes being able to faq and eat the thing is a boon for the shorkbrain, i see.

[@GameCyborgCh]

1:44 just because it can't talk back doesn't imply consent

[@GeneralAxed]

Could someone spell out that knee phrase. I'd love to drop that on my Dad.

[@Mrmr-ly3kz]

"Fick dich ins Knie", this one?

[@lancecurry7538]

*GURA:* 1:34 *ME, AN SMG4 FAN:* Nani?

[@shis1988]

Kiara: "I WILL go f**k myself!" Calli: *follows quietly*

[@brianmitchell2848]

When you curse around your child too much

[@nathanpvzthegreatdinosaur]

LMAO 0:55

[@ijsbreker0215]

its like father and son swearing

[@Ace-tj2zw]

That will be Calli and Gura :}

[@notfunny6606]

I can't help but give them a german accent in my head

[@BlackPistolYT]

I'm starting to think that Kiara definitely regret everything when she did that one stream with Gura teaching her German words...

[@UnseenCruelty]

"Ruhe auf den billigen Plätzen" mean's something like "Silence on the cheap seats". The "ihr Wichser" she added in the end could be translated to "you wankers".

[@EL3CTR0LYTE]

Gura: Fich that watermelon Kiara: Why would yoy do that? Gura: BeCauSe it'S fUnNy

[@CiberChimera]

Mama Kiara and Child Gura🤣