No, i’m not a human…

[@k_hrysaor]

The way Russian Long Man sits is so very polite. He’s like awkwardly shoving himself in a corner lmao

[@meifennellysieu7510]

I love that guy, honestly. It's funny how I began the video suspicious of him, but when Hazmat Crusader showed up, I was telling my screen, "NO! I called dibs on this dork! Wtf do you want with him?"

[@Itsme_Sync]

😢

[@petermiller5789]

When lank Russian was torn from our grasp it felt like that scene in a survival/horror TV series where a likeable side character just disappears half way through the show and we never see them again

[@jaqsre]

lowkey i’m obsessed with him. our long prince

[@chaoticallyenergetic]

"dont even worry about it, my beautiful, long prince" KILLED ME 😭🙏

[@DVZ_365]

“Every dialogue will waste your energy” That’s so me whenever I have to make small talk with strangers

[@FlawlessQueen0906]

Never be a cashier 😂

[@Sailor_alan]

This is why I drive ships for a living. Minimal human interaction.

[@AmenKing1999Gaming]

Introverts, anyone?

[@thatmetaldude3325]

Fr had to learn this the hard way.​@@FlawlessQueen0906

[@lillythehoover]

As soon as words come out of my mouth i start to drain, its a reason why i barely talk. Even just a full sentence can tire me out its weird.

[@FYGUnkleUrple]

"I don't care about other people finding safe place in my house. ITS MY HOUSE, PAY RENT." It's been less than a minute and Jack has already fully adopted his role of a landlord.

[@millo7295]

The Sun is a deadly laser

[@guerney2000]

​​@@millo7295 🎵✨ _Not anymore, there's a blanket_ ✨

[@memorexdrc]

"You'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!"

[@wDStarDust]

_lmao the last vid i saw from sean:_ _"i have autism"_ _today: "no, im not human"_

[@MrZig-Zag]

Yeah, it does feel inhumane at times.

[@Antwon22]

lmao thats what i thought too, like "huh, i didnt know he was the worlds first autistic alien"

[@wartygourd]

he isn't lol

[@The.Scottish.duncan]

Lmao

[@emmabedlam]

I mean. As an autistic person... yeah, relatable, lol.

[@smcsixes]

Hey Sean, love your videos. I’ve seen many other people play this game, and wanted to tell you (and anyone else here) the following about what I’ve learned: 1. The reason for the pale man taking you at 53:23 is because he will *always* know if you have anyone inside your house. If you are either alone or only have visitors inside, he will take you away. You had no one left because the little girl was killed, as indicated at 45:52, but she still showed up because she isn’t intended to be able to be killed. I.e., you couldn’t talk to her, despite her appearing, because she was dead. 2. There are multiple endings to this game. I won’t tell you what they are unless you want, so you can discover them yourself. 3. Some humans can have *one* test that they fail, e.g., the Jack Black guy. Visitors, on the other hand, will always fail *at least* two tests. You can tell if you’ve killed a human or visitor by their corpse - visitors leave a bloody mess, but humans turn into bin bags. 4. If you have 2+ visitors in your home at any given time, they will kill a human, as indicated by the pop-up at 45:52. 5. You will *always* have enough energy to complete at least 2 tests on the newcomers from the night before. Hope this helps! I’m really into this game, and seeing you finally play it made me ecstatic!

[@Gsyking]

Doing gods work

[@meodrac]

Also the sociopath is not actually a visitor, he's just crazy That's why he turns into trash bags when killed despite behaving like a visitor

[@cameronhall6054]

so the guy at 45:52 does he basically count as a visitor then? cause you said if theres 2+ visitors they kill a human but there was only the one guy that was actually a visitor

[@smcsixes]

@@cameronhall6054 yes, he does

[@millo7295]

Wrong

[@meodrac]

The reason Sean couldn't click on the girl was because she was the one killed by the Visitors, I don't know if it's intentional or if it's a bug but she's already dead so that's why he can't interact with her "body"

[@oliviagolden4312]

Wasn’t it the Russian guy lol he wasn’t there anymore

[@eeeeee8762]

@@oliviagolden4312 He was taken by the FEMA dude in a hazmat suit for testing

[@EliasWolfy]

The girl can't die in the demo, so it was a bug

[@rainye.2875]

​@@oliviagolden4312 he got taken by the yellow dudes

[@Halanamarie]

“B*tch I don’t know you” smartest thing anyone ever said in a horror setting😂😂

[@Darkwinter358]

I was legit about to comment that-

[@Darkwinter358]

Congrats on beating me to it lol

[@Halanamarie]

@@Darkwinter358 I raced to my phone in order to make that comment I’m sorry😅

[@Darkwinter358]

@@Halanamarie it’s good lol

[@CJM44]

Did he ever figure out that the bin bags meant they were human and the bodies meant they were visitors 😂

[@molly.a12059xx]

I thought it was the other way around

[@TheWhiteRose014]

I was worried it was the opposite! Good to know

[@katierasburn9571]

Wait really??

[@guccii_daddyy]

What bin bags???

[@destyniesonnen4372]

@@guccii_daddyy”bin” as in trash lol. If the trash bags show up instead of a blood splat it means they are a human not a visitor lol

[@Bowble]

“They come from a place with good dental hygiene and we come from England” LMAO 😂

[@zephyrmurphy9464]

What happened at the end was the flannel guy killed the little girl overnight and it bugged so she still looked like she was there, that's why you couldn't interact with her and the FEMA guy left without taking anyone

[@Moraenil]

I thought the one who died overnight was the one who disappeared as soon as he opened that one door with the super tall guy in the room too. I thought that was why that other one disappeared.

[@GoldbergToastyBred]

OHHH wtf. now thats why it said it smells decay of a dead body

[@jaderush4141]

@@Moraenil oh btw yeah, I totally forgot there was a fucking ghost there as well So much stuff happening in this game already, can't wait to see where it goes from here

[@LoucheWoman]

Jack: murders several houseguests. Also Jack: "I don't want a dead body in my house!"

[@Timotheuster]

Until the end I really thought this game would end up with the news guy reporting that the 'visitors' weren't real and just made up by someone, and everyone you'd killed were just normal people you'd blown away out of paranoia. Would have been a cool parallel to how people will believe anything, and even follow it through with drastic measures to save themselves, without ever having had any real evidence. Oh well the ending they had was cool too.

[@Ghost51900_]

Agreed, that would have been perfect. Especially since all the "signs" that someone is a visitor are all common, every day occurrences. Fr I could do nothing all day and still get a shit-ton of dirt under my nails, lmao

[@Timotheuster]

@@Ghost51900_ Fr, the only tell would have been a guarantee was the photo one, but even then the guy just refused to have his photo taken and that was considered evidence enough

[@JujuInFlames]

Pretty sure that’s literally an episode of the twilight zone. Neighbors are suspicious of each other and a kid says it could be aliens, everyone starts killing each other and it zooms out to show aliens outside of the town

[@drana150]

I kinda think it is -- in a meta way at least. We're seeing a lot of horror games about distrusting your neighbors and ingroup/outgroup violence rn. Wonder why XD

[@Timotheuster]

@@drana150 True, I suppose even tho the visitors are real the paranoid distrust of others is still a theme of the game. And JujulnFlames that's cool yea, never even heard of twilight zone before tho lol ._.

[@grievouskeepintime3253]

"It's probably not safe outside." Me with the worst anxiety: "It never has been."

[@roxythefoxmonster7696]

Same. I ordered door dash today and my goal for today was to not make any contact with a single human.

[@grievouskeepintime3253]

@roxythefoxmonster7696 Sounds like you got an easy dub on your goal. Literally been my daily goal my whole life. I mean I have an apartment and a job but I only talk to the random hoomans I need to talk to irl. Besides my job, I literally just stay indoors like it's resident evil 3 or sum crazy shite.

[@riveramnell143]

I have horrible anxiety and if I don’t force myself outside I become agoraphobic. So I make myself talk to at least one person a day. It makes it a little better.

[@savannahbanana79]

TIP: if they're real they become body bags, but if they were a visitor they were a bloody mess

[@Zardox2]

Ahhh... the cabinet. In old French architecture, like the Creole Cottages in New Orleans, a small back room would be referred to as a cabinet (pronounced cab-nyay). It was primarily storage, but could also serve as a guest room. Don't know who was responsible for the translations in this game... but it seems they were "smoking too much salad" 😂

[@Bitume5]

I'm french and I wouldn't pronounce it like that, more like "caa bee nay"...

[@Meadzstreamz]

@@Bitume5but are you creole? Creole ain't French

[@Baer99Z]

Honestly the translations in general seem a little wonky to me lol, it kinda contributes to the vibe of the game though tbh

[@Zardox2]

​@@Bitume5 I'm in New Orleans, and the Creole French is a bit different... 😉

[@chicabear]

​@@Baer99Zit feels like they put it through a translator and didn't have anyone check it over. It's not a big deal and doesn't make the game bad but I hope if they do make a full game they'll get a beta reader

[@ClownHoundII]

"Every dialog will waste your energy" Yeah, that's how talking to others usual goes.

[@ColaDad]

So I'm pretty sure the game glitched out and the little girl got killed, so you couldn't interact with her, thus the message saying that someone got killed. The game just didn't turn her into a body bag. (A glitch)

[@Rbwr4]

The voices youre doing, the vibe, the great video game, being read the story like im a lil baby I absolutely love it I love love it Thank you jack!

[@MidgarMerc]

Calm down

[@rainebows]

I literally thought the game had voice acting, but I wasn’t focusing on him talking now I realize it was just him 😭😭😭

[@Sansleftdimple]

This is what I imagine getting door dash is like

[@Tovilian]

as i used to work for them I take that as an insult but i get what ur sayin

[@tristanevans9972]

"let me in ....i have your food.... Ah-aah- I have your food...let me in" the modern day skinwalker ​@@Tovilian

[@allyenderman1502]

As someone who has family with a physique like the tall, cynical guy, that man ain't a Creature™ he just has Marfan Syndrome. Give the poor guy some painkillers and some joint braces, and he'll be fine. :(

[@InvaderArisa]

I think what creeped me out most is the house. The way they styled it made it feel oddly claustrophobic and unsettling. Really enjoyed this. I can't wait to see more from them.

[@clydewallace3659]

"Good hygiene? Die!" This game is wild lol

[@woofnuggiez]

15:25 Omg thats kinda sad when you think about it, what if it was some poor old lady who just got their teeth fixed, that would be horrible timing lol.

[@anondecepticon]

She said she’d just had them fixed, then said she couldn’t remember when she’d last seen a dentist. So who ”fixed” her teeth? 🤔

[@woofnuggiez]

@@anondecepticon I was thinking the same thing, but they looked like a drug addict so who knows where their mind was haha

[@Cinna-Bun99]

Old lady: "Finally got me some new teeth, i'm looking spiff..hey why is he-"

[@odi4795]

The “Nooo I don’t want him to go” 🥺 was funny and adorable 😂

[@KurosakiLuvar01]

I did the same thing on that part 😭😭😭

[@clydewallace3659]

"-someone walks around asking if you're home alone" , "it's the wet bandits!" I'm dying 😆

[@Lamoisepic]

37:00 “Are you shitting in the shade too long?” BRO I DIED 😭 “No I’m not shitting in shade too long, are you pissing in the wind?” 😭

[@Nono_istired]

Imagine a world-ending event happens, you ask someone for refugee and they agree… if you pay rent. It really never does end 😔🤚🏽

[@Elliot-JW]

0:29 Me learning how to code but making sure the computer knows I’m chill like that

[@prodlexii4945]

LMAO

[@rainye.2875]

This made me smile

[@kunaihanaki]

well done lmfao

[@aegiunagi]

lmfaoooo

[@guts60]

I will forever appreciate Sean prioritizing good, fun, and silly voices and changing his voice if he doesn’t like it before continuing dialogue. The voice acting is one of the reasons I’ve stuck around for so long.

[@mrincognito-b1q]

The fact that it isn't the normal horror it's just peaceful in a way with all the music and all And yes I realize it's to kinda lure you into a false sense of security

[@H0und0fHircin3]

43:08 Jack casually and masterfully slips into a Morrowind Dark Elf impression.

[@Gary-no2kp]

Goated game

[@tomtronical6714]

Can we appreciate that jack gives each person a unique voices! 👏

[@GothSinningAngel]

Jack please play While We Wait Here ! It’s your type of game, an indi story driven phycological horrorish with multiple choice endings , can be completed in under 2 hours, but man what a game.

[@johnnemo5793]

The OST in this game really just scratches an itch that no other music really does for me - absolutely love it!

[@Vincent-f7v]

Byeah

[@chicabear]

It's chill and spooky

[@LuckyGreen6]

This guy has more and more energy and good better content than other youtubers who, after getting popular in 2 years by doing goofy stuff and good shi, they like getting old and start being boring...but this guy...this guy just keeps going, better and better video by video..mad respect Jack

[@alaudaeltia9981]

Fr been watching him since primary school. Literally the best guy.

[@Ghost51900_]

wdym they "like getting old"

[@its_spicy4520]

Its okay Jack, i’ve also failed the google robot tests before.

[@PeterPeter-rl9vn]

Happens to the best of us

[@-lcarv5-]

Me too frfr

[@ahardworker2154]

Same but the dame bot cheated.

[@JoshMulhall]

it is important to google whether you are human or a portable device, an imposter or an imp pastor or an astronimacal pimp, i see humanity is trying to so hard to prevent the collapse of the matrix they are getting desperate

[@Jayteristic]

I've failed them because I am a robot

[@Itachi_uchiha_fan_girl_22]

Bro, it's the face for me when the guy comes to the door.😂🤣

[@N1Ls453]

I love how jack used his hand to make the voice for the gasmask

[@MorphineZ0]

0:06 I’m so glad to not be the only one who IMMEDIATELY saw “cvnt” as it popped up 😂

[@clydewallace3659]

"wake up, drink a beer, go to bed.." so real

[@yeetskeet2725]

I've been so stressed today and seeing this video on recommended page has finally let me take a deep breath and calm down, thank you

[@christiecrispie8351]

50:30 The girl died T-T u cant interact with her because she's a ghost, she was the only human there that could be killed and decay T-T The hazmat guy didn't take the girl because of that

[@sylvie395]

Ohhhhh I was wondering why the visitor at the end said he was alone. But is she actually a ghost or is that a bug or something bc never seen that in any other play through?

[@topgunvinylrecord]

@@sylvie395it was a bug

[@clydewallace3659]

"And why are you sleeping in my cabinet??" 😂😂

[@Bruno_Bhydt]

4:14 why is it the deep fried "pulls up pants" that gets me the most

[@KiikoVT]

"The Wet Bandits" When Jack drops a reference that makes my soul smile ^^

[@Wayazaexa42]

When the "Jack Black" character started talking about the sun punishing us and burning away our sins, my fist thought was "Oh, so I've misunderstood all these years. The bible talks about "The Father, the Sun, and the Holy Spirit"! 😅 Edit: Spelling.

[@SilentGamer6742]

This game is just Jacksepticeye showing us how many voices he can do

[@Bruno_Bhydt]

55:09 I'm not a human I'm a ... lmaoooo

[@TheCorrodedMan]

Well no Jack, have you forgotten? You came to this planet from the world of Bossatron, in a ship made of septic eyes.

[@dammitally]

Game: There are teenagers outside. My brain: “There’s a girl in the garden”. Even looked like she was wearing a name tag.

[@cthulhuwizard]

3:06 didn't know Josh Dub was making a cameo.

[@andreaguinn7280]

Why did the little girl at the beginning remind me of burgerpants from undertale with that creepy smile 🤣😂

[@KindredKeepsake]

You had such a good time with those voices, and it shows! Well done, man~! I also appreciated you checking the windows, and not missing all the scares.

[@thephenomenalphantom8372]

Jack: Im autistic Jack next video: i am not human

[@Torii_Katz]

He’s not autistic

[@orangejews150]

​@@Torii_Katzhe was literally diagnosed a few days ago

[@juraz1k459]

@@Torii_Katz hmmm interesting except that like he's diagnosed then again your probably just posting ragebait lolz

[@WitchiingHour]

@@Torii_Katz lmfaoooo someone is VERY behind. ANYWAYS, his doctors and psychiatrists have been talking to him for well over the last few years and have recently diagnosed him with autism! What? Do you have a problem with autism in adults?

[@Idontknowhowtobehuman]

@@Torii_Katz bro literally posted a video saying he was diagnosed with autism like four days ago lmao

[@TheSoulwriter88]

The way I genuinely look forward to hearing, “TOPOFTHEMORNINGTOYALADDIES!” 😅 just makes life feel ok for a brief moment.

[@sickoastronaut3259]

bro the voice over is AMAZING

[@cycl0ps0297]

the gameplay was so cool, but Jack's voice acting for each character was what kept me engaged.

[@severedheadz]

38:59 SEVERED HEAD??? HEY THATS ME !!!

[@JACKIE_WATER]

at 37:41 he said he will become a visitor and cry so his eyes become red. i started panicking when the FEMA agent at 40:44 he takes him away to be checked and since he has cried he will be called a vistor and be killed. just because he wanted to cry and reminscest on the peacfull times :(

[@ray_tracer_]

currently at 29:32 now i gets it. we don't want to kill everyone even if the last one is visitor. That way if someone asking if you're alone, you can use them as an excuse. 54:08 that is the mechanics for that guy

[@Angelalice03]

probably shouldn’t watch this in a hotel room at almost midnight all by myself. but hey !!! it’s fineeeeee i don’t have crippling anxiety… not at all 😂😂

[@MrBelles104]

1:28 one morbid thought has not left my mind ever since I first saw it discussed, the premise of the uncanny valley suggests there was an evolutionary advantage to being creeped by things that looked almost human but weren't.

[@MarBL23563]

thats creepy as hell, but honestly...? most evolutionary biologists just believe that the uncanny valley was made to make humans not like being aroune corpses. (for sanitary reasons)

[@vaewxlf1130]

It was most likely the other humanoids that weren't so evolved, so they looked kinda like us but not at the same time. They probably tried to hunt us as well

[@matterdecay15]

Before language, humans could only communicate via gestures, facial expressions, and body language. The lack of those qualities just makes us feel uneasy, and for good reason. Someone who is sick or close to death might lack these qualities, so its good to have an alarm go off in your brain. But when it comes to a virtual image that is just supposed to look like us (humans) our brains likely just get confused, and thus uneasy.

[@matterdecay15]

@@vaewxlf1130 no evidence to support casual hunting of early humans by neanderthals and the like. They did crossbreed though

[@orchidraindrops]

Sadly the most likely reason for this isnt anything exciting, its very likely to be simply because it lets us pick out humans who are sickly or dying

[@destny444]

im sooo glad youre playing this game omg, i watched it on gamegrumps first ( love those boys) but arin was so bad at it cuz he didnt wanna read the instructions 😂😂 he was stressing me out

[@Krystalized_Python]

I watched it from Jay from the Kubz Scouts (That dude! 🌸)

[@UchihaChikiru]

@@Krystalized_Python I mean Jay will at least read instructions and be a little patient. Game grumps just doesn’t seem to have any brain cells anymore for games like this. They get way too impatient and pay attention to nothing 😂

[@darkdremora4436]

So basically, Arin was doing how he does pretty much *every* Game then. 😝

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

See you soon at the Orpheum Theater! Seán is probably already in LA in preparation for this year’s THANKMAS Stream/ Live Show! PS- 24:20… I’ll bet a lot of people watching this video were singing it as soon as this NPC showed up at the door!

[@ManFaceGaming69]

"Ohhhh i see so they come from a place with good hygiene and we come from england" XDDDDDD 13:29

[@mr.idoanimation]

worst part of the video 56:31

[@MizTameRumors]

Living for these longer vids you've been doing this year, thank you muchly.

[@EldritchOwl3141]

the fact you and graystillplays both post a video on this within an hour or so of eachother and then make the same joke about rent is amazing

[@WiseArkAngel]

Glad to see that CVS reciepts are just as long in Europe, so I know I'm not the only one losing my shit about them.

[@Doshious]

Having a rough time recently, not one to comment much but seeing a new video, especially of this quality (quality being the lovely voices and pure vibe of Sean [is it weird to say Sean and not Jack?]) and a cool concept of a game really made me smile in a time where stress is hitting hard. Thanks Sean/Jack, and to whoever is reading this, keep a PMA, take a breath, it’ll be alright! -An Internet Stranger

[@BrexonX]

7:23 "Daddy Juice" doesn't sound good, at all.

[@NGC-7635]

Me: "Hmm, I'm gonna watch a TV show" *A wild Jackspedicey video appears* Me: "Nevermind"

[@kiraoshiro6157]

YESSS manlybadasshero played this and I've been waiting ever since for you or mark to see it

[@kawaiishinx8482]

Sean: “I still hear whispering!” Me yelling at my screen as if he can hear me: “ITS AT THE WINDOW CHECK IT DANGIT!!!!”

[@Ghost51900_]

Oh shiiii- what was at the window??

[@kawaiishinx8482]

@ ngl I have no idea but I swear it sounded like it was 😭

[@sylvie395]

Those whispers are coming from the rooms and it means there’s a visitor inside

[@lumpypath]

I love that the soundtrack gets more tense each night

[@QueenMFLaurie]

Man: We will live Me: 👀 Sean: Not without the sun, we won't I love it when he says what I feel 😂

[@GummyCalico]

All the voices jack decides to give to people always fit perfectly with their dialogue it’s fascinating

[@pumpking8585]

i was literally waiting for a youtuber i like to play this specific game just now, best timing!

[@AMCityFan]

You are not the only one!

[@vjo3031]

This game is so intense! i love the papers please with a twist - your personal safety is much more threatened. Thanks for playing this Sean! Can't wait to see a full release!!!

[@stargirl7646]

Love your voices when you play games 😂😂 newsman was hilarious! 👁️👁️

[@BionicDance]

Oh, man...you talkin' about it made me think: "Papers, Please VR" would actually kinds kick butt!

[@BoxKingKevin]

Garten of Ban Ban when? Your suffering is our nourishment :( jkjk luv u Jack I'm happy you been feeling better recently

[@babykillingcadillac6719]

love how this is the exact opposite of matpat's playthrough, who didn't kill a single person but got the good ending because he was very selective, meanwhile jack chooses chaos 💀

[@Jayteristic]

It's okay, I'm not human either: I'm a Ford Mustang.

[@samairachandhok7574]

I just finished watching mouthwashing yesterday, and I just thought like "Man, I'd love to watch another gameplay by Jack-" and then I see this vid. Ily Jack

[@batmage2962]

Hey just wanted to say thanks for making these vids, before my dad got sick we watched some of your videos and he thought u were really funny got me through some dark times.

[@tfolson34]

This video came at the perfect time. Going through a stressful time right now and your videos always help

[@PDMwastakenapparentley]

0:00 old style intro melts my little potato heart

[@livelaughlovelev]

oh god im so happy you don't under

[@maltemoj]

For me, it just melts my little potato

[@ethanjoyce_]

🤝🏼💯🙏🏼

[@Hot_spider]

*gasp* little potato man?!

[@PDMwastakenapparentley]

@@Hot_spider he was always our favourite ❤️

[@flamer3985]

"Check their teeth" Hm yes just like vampires.

[@AmenKing1999Gaming]

0:06 Great Heavens McLoughlin you JUST started! 🤣

[@GreatGreekGaelic]

53:41 Bro got that Blood Meridian smile, bro thinks he's Judge Holden 😭

[@jessycastoepker]

Love the hairstyle Jack! It really suits you

[@notthebusdriver]

Jack's uploads 2024 read: I'm not a human I have Autism And honestly me too king

[@TweedleDeem]

the voice acting for the creepy guy was so good???

[@curlyfrybrookie]

Yea , long man really said "oh, it seems I wore my long arms today" LONG..LONG.. MAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[@saboii3874]

THE VOICE ACTING TODAY IS PERFECTION😂 aAAaAAaAaAaAaaaAAAHHHHHHH

[@sandrarybi17]

i’m so glad ur playing this game omg i love it

[@lunkrhino4029]

I'm sure he's said it a few times recently but I was happy to hear ya say Top of Morning

[@buzzyb13]

YESS!! I have been WAITING for you to play this, I've seen a few others play it and it's right up your alley. Much love, Sean!!